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Offline ltbawds

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Wigan West
« on: February 11, 2007, 04:11:51 PM »
>> >>>>>                                  "Hello?"
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>> >>>>>>                                 "Hi honey.   This is Daddy.
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>> >>>>>>                         Is Mommy near the phone?"
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>> >>>>>>                                 "No Daddy.
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>> >>>>>>                       She's upstairs in the bedroom
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>> >>>>>>                             with Uncle Paul."
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>> >>>>>>                            After a brief pause,
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>> >>>>>>                                Daddy says,
>> >>>>>>                 "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."
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>> >>>>>>                               "Oh yes I do,
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>> >>>>>>                       and he's upstairs in the room
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>> >>>>>>                          with Mommy, right now."
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>> >>>>>>                                Brief Pause.
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>> >>>>>>                              "Uh, okay then,
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>> >>>>>>                       this is what I want you to do.
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>> >>>>>>                      Put the phone down on the table,
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>> >>>>>>                 run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
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>> >>>>>>                    and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car
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>> >>>>>>                      just pulled into the driveway."
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>> >>>>>>                        "Okay Daddy, just a minute."
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>> >>>>>>     A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
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>> >>>>>>                             "I did it Daddy."
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>> >>>>>>                    "And what happened honey?" he asked.
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>> >>>>>>               "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
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>> >>>>>>                with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
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>> >>>>>>     Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
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>> >>>>>>                     and now she isn't moving at all!"
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>> >>>>>>                "Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?"
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>> >>>>>>             "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
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>> >>>>>>      He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
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>> >>>>>>       and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know
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>> >>>>>>           that you took out the water last week to clean it.
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>> >>>>>>       He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
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>> >>>>>>                              ***Long Pause***
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>> >>>>>>                             ***Longer Pause***
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>> >>>>>>                          ***Even Longer Pause***
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>> >>>>>>                              Then Daddy says,
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>> >>>>>>                            "Swimming pool? . .
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>> >>>>>>                                  Is this
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>> >>>>>>                                 486-5731?"
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Offline SA Firey

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Re: Wigan West
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 06:35:19 AM »
 :lol: :lol:
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