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Honeymoon
« on: July 11, 2007, 03:01:58 PM »
Seamus O'Malley is playing golf when he takes a hard struck golf ball
right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as
he could manage, he took himself to Doctor O'Connor.

"How bad is it doctor?" asks O'Malley, "I'm going on my honeymoon next week
and my girlfriend is a virgin in every way."

"I'll have to put your penis in a splint, Seamus, to let it heal and keep it
straight. Sure, it'll be fine by next week."

The doctor takes four tongue compressors and forms a neat little 4-sided
bandage and wires it all together. "An impressive work of art," says the
good doctor.

Seamus says nothing of this to his girlfriend, marries and goes off on his
honeymoon.

That night in the hotel room she rips off her blouse to revel a gorgeous set
of breasts, a sight Seamus had not seen before.

"You're the first, Seamus. No one has ever touched these breasts."

Seamus promptly drops his pants and replies,

"Would you look at this --it's still in the CRATE!."
 :-D
« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 03:11:57 PM by SA Firey »
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