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Offline SA Firey

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Blonde Joke
« on: July 15, 2007, 04:22:30 PM »
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2007, 01:03:09 PM »
So you can get away with a lot more :lol:
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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 12:38:00 AM »
A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up
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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 01:24:55 AM »
Blonde hops onto a plane, and sits herself down in first class  - despite having just an economy ticket.

The hostess argues with the blonde for about 20 minutes- with the blonde insisting that she paid for a seat, and this one is the one that suits her....

..exasperated  - the Hostie asks the pilot for advise.  He goes down to first class and introduces himself and offers her a drink and starts chatting to her.  About 2 minutes later she gets up and moves down to her assigned seat.

amazed - the hostie asks the captain how he did it...

"simple..."


"......told her that first class was going to New York, not Sydney...."

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 11:08:33 AM »
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde



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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 12:03:23 PM »
maybe dye your hair!

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 02:46:34 PM »
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2009, 03:08:06 PM »
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?

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A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up

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Re: Blonde Joke
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2009, 03:50:40 PM »
sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde

Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?



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