Subject: Gotta Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather
expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was
lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The
next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over. The husband
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no
panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her donkey that said...
.. "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
