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Offline boredmatrix

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Pick up lines
« on: February 12, 2008, 08:23:34 PM »
Anyone got any decent pickup lines they've heard....or used - especially being  firey/Rescue/Ambo??


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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2008, 09:34:10 PM »
this was used on me. me being an ambo and all

hay your an ambo i need mouth to mouth

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2008, 11:01:10 AM »
I'll show you a firetruck :-D
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2008, 11:46:49 AM »
Want to see my hosework?

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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2008, 12:30:20 PM »
I'm highly trained in cordage... especially in the dark.

Can I sink my standpipe in your hydrant?
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 01:03:11 AM »
not a pickup line - but saw a t-shirt that cracked me up.....


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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 09:23:25 AM »
I've got a fire I need you to help put out (followed by unzipping of pants) boy was that kid really drunk that night - his mates are still laughing about it 12 months down the track
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Re: Pick up lines
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2008, 09:58:55 AM »
"I'm A VOLUNTEER - No ones forces me to save hot chicks!"

Yet another great T shirt.
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