Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla said, “Sean, if I’m no being too forward, I’d love to have sex with you to see if your claim is true. Let’s go back to my place.”
So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says,
“If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex.
But while I’m shleeping, hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand.”
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says,”Okay.”
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, ”Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws in
your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand.”
Cilla is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing.
Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Cilla asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your willie in my right stimulate you whilst you are sleeping?
Sean replied, “No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Scouser she shtole my wallet.”
