Responded to one only the other day. Magpie stuck in tree. First there was the speeding, then the dangerous driving, then the wear and tear to the vehicle etc - and that was just getting to the station.
In all seriousness though, the bird WAS stuck, by its legs it would seem, and in the grounds of a Primary School, so lots of distressed kids looking on. Just to top if off, we couldn't reach the damn thing - beyond the reach of the ladder. Even tried to conjure up a cherry picker - but no other agency seemed prepared to assist. Eventually hooked it with a broom/ceiling hook and it escaped. The kids were impressed, if no-one else.