Author Topic: Ammusing pager message. (Read 1968200 times)

straps · « **Reply #2950 on:** February 06, 2009, 11:07:26 AM »

Quote

1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP

Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!

Hopefully F75 didn't call the operator a "fat Wheelchair"...!!!!

Cheers
Shane

SA Firey · « **Reply #2951 on:** February 07, 2009, 01:23:32 PM »

H51 STILL NO ANSWER I GUESS SHE IS YOUR MISSION IF YOU CHOOSE TO
ACCEPT IT THIS PAGER WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 4 3 2 1
SAAS H51

boredmatrix · « **Reply #2952 on:** February 07, 2009, 08:35:22 PM »

Quote from: straps on February 06, 2009, 11:07:26 AM

Quote
1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP

Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!

bariatric is too many syllables for a SAAS comms operator!

Alex · « **Reply #2953 on:** February 09, 2009, 01:10:39 PM »

IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info

Zippy · « **Reply #2954 on:** February 09, 2009, 02:28:06 PM »

lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...

RescueHazmat · « **Reply #2955 on:** February 09, 2009, 05:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Alex on February 09, 2009, 01:10:39 PM

IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info

bahaha

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2956 on:** February 10, 2009, 09:17:11 PM »

MFS: *CFSRES INC072 10/02/09 22:31,RESPOND Gas Domestic,5 DAVISON CR,SMITHFIELD PLAINS MAP 42 A 9 TG182,GAS LEAK IN DERRO HOUSE RING BYRON 04188,23469,ELZ331

tft · « **Reply #2957 on:** February 11, 2009, 11:06:15 AM »

9 MFS: *CFSRES INC029 11/02/09 10:06,RESPOND Assist SAAS,ROYAL SOUTH AUST. YACHT SQUADRON,VICTORIA RD,OUTER HARBOR MAP 67 H 10 TG182,ASSIST WITH PATIENT LIFT, FEMALE FALLEN,THRU HATCH, YACHT CALLED GOTCHA,LG2814 MFS Largs North 2814

bittenyakka · « **Reply #2958 on:** February 11, 2009, 03:02:46 PM »

i guess it did get her

mattthefirey · « **Reply #2959 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:39:35 PM »

Jimmy_91 · « **Reply #2960 on:** February 13, 2009, 11:57:56 AM »

Quote

Na na na na na na.. Batman!
SES Northern Districts response

Zippy · « **Reply #2961 on:** February 15, 2009, 09:43:33 AM »

11:00:48 15-02-09 REMINDER ALL FALISBURY OPERATIONAL MATTERS THROUGH ACTING CAPTAIN PETER NORTON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CFS Salisbury Info

Lol i dont know how they can manage to do it twice ....

Robert-Robert34 · « **Reply #2962 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:19:43 AM »

1919292 06:27:02 16-02-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC005 16/02/09 06:28,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,COOBER PEDY CFS,COOBER PEDY MAP 0 0 0 TG070,ROAD TRAIN HAS ROLLED OVER WITH LOAD OF,COCA COLA SPILLED. NO ENTRAPMENTS 130 KM,S. SOUTH OF COOBERPEDY.,CPD029 CFS Coober Pedy Response

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2963 on:** February 16, 2009, 04:49:49 PM »

MFS: *CFSRES INC049 16/02/09 18:05,RESPOND Bomb Threat,PEACHEY RD,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 N 5 TG182,INT OF CURTIS,ELZ331

Probably just a residents car coming down the road

uniden · « **Reply #2964 on:** February 16, 2009, 07:20:34 PM »

Are either of those messages really amusing??

Hazmat206 · « **Reply #2965 on:** February 16, 2009, 09:49:15 PM »

I forgot every thing has to be serious

CFSFirey661 · « **Reply #2966 on:** February 16, 2009, 10:13:38 PM »

Quote from: Zippy on February 09, 2009, 02:28:06 PM

lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...

That was some bloke doing burn outs in his back yard lol. the cfs got a page saying air support responding to port lincoln incident but never a response page lol would be funny if a bomber dropped a load of foam on his car

SA Firey · « **Reply #2967 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:10:39 PM »

Now ive seen everything new Group Purchasing method

BRENDON MCAVOY HAS FOUND CFA TAIPAN BOOTS BEING SOLD ON EBAY FOR $60
AS EXCESS STOCK SPOKE TO HERMAN HE SAID CALL YOU IF THE GROUP WANTS
TO BUY
CFS Stirling
BIDDING FINISHES TONIGHT AT 2300 SIGNED CHRIS
CFS Stirling

SA Firey · « **Reply #2968 on:** February 25, 2009, 08:42:40 PM »

Quote from: Tequila on February 25, 2009, 08:33:17 PM

lol i wonder what there top bid is!? Theyd be devo if some one bought it before them! lol oh the thrill of the game. good old ebay

$66 each pair Buy It Now 6 pairs left http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fire-fighting-Work-Boots-CFA-supply-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ400032141185QQihZ027QQcategoryZ11900QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Zippy · « **Reply #2969 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:03:53 PM »

ive bought some

hopefully get some added protection over RURAL boots in structrual incidents now.

Shiner · « **Reply #2970 on:** February 27, 2009, 08:26:10 AM »

1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response

Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts!

mengcfs · « **Reply #2971 on:** February 27, 2009, 10:18:35 AM »

Quote from: Shiner on February 27, 2009, 08:26:10 AM

1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response

Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts!

And are they suggesting we attack SAPOL. Obviously BOMS didn't do English and learn proper punctuation techniques.
BAAHAAAAAAAA

SA Firey · « **Reply #2972 on:** February 28, 2009, 04:45:16 PM »

MFS: STOP FOR GOAL FROM STIRLING NORTH COMMMS OFFICER
CFS Stirling North Response

Whats the score

safireservice · « **Reply #2973 on:** February 28, 2009, 07:47:55 PM »

I know the situation is bad over there in vic but?

@@ALERT F090213306 WRAT2 NOSTC3 CIGARETTE FIRE CNR GRETA RD/RYLEY ST WANGARATTA SVNE 8395 B1 (385759) WRAT [WRAT]

SA Firey · « **Reply #2974 on:** March 05, 2009, 10:11:34 AM »

BL81 HI CAN YOU PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR VEHICLE YOU ARE BLOCKING THE
ROADWAY THANKS!
SAAS Balaklava

Fend off position perhaps

Author Topic: Ammusing pager message. (Read 1968200 times)

uniden