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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #75 on: January 16, 2006, 09:49:36 AM »
MFS: RESPOND To 16/01/06 11:16,GULF ST VINCENT,GULF ST,VINCENT, MAP 67 A 7 ,,,2725*CFSRES:

not often that the marine boys get a job...

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2006, 01:37:17 PM »
1928735 14:25:59 19-01-06 SHQ: IGNORE PAGE I'M HAVING A BLONDE DAY >

Sounds like the work of a blonde SOC staff member  :-D :roll: :-P
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #77 on: January 20, 2006, 06:54:41 AM »
From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

 :? :?

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #78 on: January 20, 2006, 06:56:43 AM »
From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

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I saw that..... sounds scary!

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #79 on: January 20, 2006, 08:31:30 AM »
This Is Where I Would Like To Know Who Sent It & Where It Was Going To, Bring On The Tags.

Ha Ha Funny Anyway.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #80 on: January 20, 2006, 11:00:56 AM »
heres another
FYI: tastes like - cold beer!!!!
obviously someone not at work today?
Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #81 on: January 20, 2006, 02:40:30 PM »
1925576 14:58:21 20-01-06 BP71 IT IS OK FOR LADIES NOT FOR A MAN !!

the mind boggles?! :? :-P

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #82 on: January 21, 2006, 06:51:35 PM »
this one today:

SHQ: *CFSRES: ETTRICK APPLIANCE & CREW RESPOND TO TINTINARA FIRE AVAILABLE CREWS CALL DARRYL ON 0429 817 899 < 21/01/2006 20:13:

you can respond an appliance without crew???!! :roll:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #83 on: January 22, 2006, 08:01:54 AM »
How about this message
RE BABY KOALA IN PARK NEXT DOOR HAS CLIMBED ONTO MY FIANCEE & HAS FALLEN ASLEEP ON HIM. PLS ADVISE

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #84 on: January 23, 2006, 09:46:11 AM »
09:34:45  23-01-06  MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 09:34,FLAXLEY RD,FLAXLEY, MAP 184 B 15 ,,MAN BURNING IN REAR YARD,1248*CFSRES:

That has got to hurt! :P

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #85 on: January 23, 2006, 10:21:13 AM »
mmm saw that one and wondered..... :roll:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #86 on: January 23, 2006, 10:27:55 AM »
maybe he got a bit hot under the collar??  :wink:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #87 on: January 23, 2006, 12:15:33 PM »
whats with this one??

1916195 12:05:05 23-01-06 So come to the station and don't say hello to me then......snob.....typical Aussie  :-o :-D

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #88 on: January 23, 2006, 03:25:19 PM »
1908055 16:35:19 23-01-06 CALL OUT PEOPLE!

apparently TTG SES don't feel like cutting up a tree at salsbury today??
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2006, 03:42:07 PM »
who would???

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2006, 03:45:20 PM »
MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 16:40,LIVERPOOL ST,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AT COLES STORE KIDS HAND CAUGHT IN DRINK DISPENSER,549*CFSRES:

Maybe the kid should let go of the drink...... :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2006, 03:54:17 PM »
hahah reminds me fo the simpsons.... people are so stupid...  i mean, who would honestly stick there hand in ther???

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2006, 12:39:40 PM »
1925593 00:45:44 24-01-06 PF181 I WENT EASY ON U SARAH I TOLD THE OTHER CREWS U BROKE DOWN NOT PRANGED INTO A COP CAR!!!!! DOH!!!!


Busted!!!!!!!! :roll: :-o :-D

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #93 on: January 24, 2006, 01:17:31 PM »
1908229   14:45:56   24-01-06   Christian, I''m lonely without you - please find me... Is that you Christian????

ha ha  is that you Christian  :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #94 on: January 24, 2006, 01:48:14 PM »
And someone once got into trouble for announcing they had a baby... :roll:

Hope the Jehova's Witnesses dont come across that page.
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #95 on: January 24, 2006, 05:46:09 PM »
1909509 19:03:46 24-01-06 WE HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN - NEED TO GET OUT - ARASH 0413561227


hmmmmm wonder if there out yet??!  :-D

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #96 on: January 24, 2006, 08:30:35 PM »
I can be christian if the person sending that message is hot enough   :wink:   :mrgreen:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #97 on: January 25, 2006, 11:35:19 AM »
^ ^^ ^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #98 on: January 25, 2006, 12:49:36 PM »
any one from port augusta way know just what this guy is stuck in?? :?

1918593 07:38:48 25-01-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 25/01/06 07:38,HOSPITAL RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,PERSON TRAPPED IN HOSPITAL CAR PARK,519*CFSRES:

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #99 on: January 25, 2006, 12:50:55 PM »
Respond RCR ( Road Crash Rescue ) would suggest a Car accident....