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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3650 on: January 08, 2012, 03:08:23 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???
Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3651 on: January 08, 2012, 04:01:19 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?


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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3652 on: January 08, 2012, 04:18:44 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?




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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3653 on: January 10, 2012, 11:57:08 AM »
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3654 on: January 10, 2012, 01:15:43 PM »
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

Was the lady in the corolla trying to get to a corella???  :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3655 on: January 10, 2012, 01:19:03 PM »
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

I'm assuming the way to get a bird out of a tree is with a 64.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3656 on: January 10, 2012, 01:44:28 PM »
Maybe cocky had too many crackers then went up the tree for a nap and realised he couldnt get down  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3657 on: January 11, 2012, 09:42:38 PM »
11-01-12 22:19:50   MFS: *CFSRES INC0074 11/01/12 22:13 RESPOND HAZMAT, TODD RD BEAUFORT,MAP:C/233 54,TG 104, == BAG FOUND WITH CONTAINER WITH RADIO ACTIVE SUBSTANCE STICKER ON IT. == ==SAPOL HAVE LEFT SCENE CALL SANDRA 0427 619 112 FOR EXACT(Part 1 of 2) - CFS Northern Yorke Group Officers Response

Must be dangerous, SAPOL have buggered off  :-P
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3658 on: January 12, 2012, 03:05:50 PM »
12-01-12 16:32:43 Station is safe, JOE BLAND owes another carton, tally is now five, cheers Shaun THANKS : BAROSSA CONTROL 12/01/2012 4:30:39 PM - CFS Williamstown Info

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3659 on: January 14, 2012, 07:30:23 AM »
14-01-12 01:34:04 THANKS FOR THE PHOTO - DEFINATLEY A MARSHMELLOW FIRE [:)] - SAAS Unit LN1

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3660 on: January 14, 2012, 03:08:52 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 14/01/12 16:33 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, : @PARADISE INTERCHANGE (PARADISE) DARLEY RD PARADISE,MAP:ADL 107 N 1,TG 182, ==BUS DRIVER STUCK IN THE TOILET..... P2 PLEASE ASSIST. :PDS221 : - MFS Paradise 221 Response

ah crap...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3661 on: January 16, 2012, 10:19:06 AM »
16-01-12 11:45:56 MILLHAMPTON 24P BACK ONLINE - CFS Bomber 3

what? is this supposed to be littlehampton?

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3662 on: January 17, 2012, 08:09:19 AM »
09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3663 on: January 17, 2012, 08:20:32 AM »
ouch

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3664 on: January 17, 2012, 09:07:10 AM »
09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 

Is that assist a SAAS gentleman....or assist SAAS, gentleman....

Punctuation makes all the difference.

Moral of the story from the job : always wear underpants before sitting down!!  :-D
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3665 on: January 17, 2012, 05:40:52 PM »
lolol...it's actually a lot more common than u think although most times it doesnt turn into a multi-agency response. Dangerous places those nursing homes... :|

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3666 on: January 18, 2012, 07:07:29 AM »
Must say in my years as a volly ambo and in comms (rider - 15+ years ago)...cant say I ever came across a job like that.

Did have a couple of vacuum cleaner related jobs though.......

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3667 on: January 19, 2012, 02:20:14 PM »
19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3668 on: January 19, 2012, 09:30:42 PM »
MFS: *CFSRES INC0078 19/01/12 21:15 RESPOND VEHICLE FUEL LEAK, DAWS RD/SOUTH RD MELROSE PARK,MAP:ADL 141 N 9,TG 182, ==AMBULANCE LEAKING FLUIDS INCLUDING FUEL :STM401

Few busted hoses??? Lol

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3669 on: January 20, 2012, 07:29:40 PM »
19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion

Love it! Haha
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3670 on: January 20, 2012, 07:35:18 PM »
11:23:51 20-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0039 20/01/12 11:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, STURT ST MOUNT GAMBIER,MAP:MGB 4 D 4,TG 232, ==#59, CAT STUCK UP TREE :MTG703 MTG709 : - MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here kitty kitty kitty time for a bath  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3671 on: January 28, 2012, 10:06:48 PM »
28-01-12 20:07:01   MFS: *CFSRES INC0116 28/01/12 20:06 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, 59 WALPOLE RD PARALOWIE,MAP:ADL 70 C 4,TG 182, == DOG HOUSE ALIGHT (IT WENT WOOF) :AIRDESK ELZ339 : - MFS Elizabeth 339
 :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3672 on: January 29, 2012, 06:40:57 PM »
I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3673 on: January 29, 2012, 07:55:52 PM »
I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station


This would be absolute gold thru the new turnout system on station!
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #3674 on: January 29, 2012, 08:36:08 PM »
29-01-12 21:55:51 MFS: *CFSRES INC0087 29/01/12 21:55 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER, : @MFS - WHYALLA **UNK** NICHOLSON DR WHYALLA NORRIE,MAP:WYA 3 E11,TG 062, == FLOODING AT MFS AND SAAS STATION. :WHY523 : - MFS Whyalla Response