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Delayed Travel ~ Language censored :-)

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strikeathird:
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard
the train stop and her son saying,

"All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f*** off now, cause
we're in A hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are getting on, get the f*** on, cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind Of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay
there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."



Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to
take All of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with
us today And hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.

Remember, there is No smoking on the train. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing Journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........




"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the TWO HOUR delay,
see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."

Alan (Big Al):
LOL Brilliant  :-o :lol: :lol: :lol:

PF_:
Did you get all these jokes from an orange joke book?  I got one with all these in it, classic!

strikeathird:
Nah mate.. just randoms on the computer...

Got plenty more where they came from :D

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