Author Topic: Adam & God  (Read 1926 times)

strikeathird

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Adam & God
« on: April 11, 2006, 01:18:48 PM »
One day god looked down and saw adam looked rather upset.
Curious to what could be the problem in paradise he asked what was wrong

"oh nothing... its just that i am so lonely down here, and your a great bloke to talk to you are.. but i just want someone to really talk to"

god says "adam... im going to make you a wife"
"what is a wife?" replys adam
god exclaims "Oh adam! they are a wonderful creation! they will cook you food! they will wash your clothes give you sex on demand bare your kids never nag bitch or winge and love you for all your life never once cheating on you!"

adam is over the moon with excitement and asks

"wow how much does a woman like this cost?"

god replys "an arm and a leg"

......................................

"what can i get for a rib?

 

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