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« on: August 15, 2006, 02:30:43 PM »
Lipstick in School -Easy Solution!!
 
 According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was
 recently faced with a unique problem.
 
 A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
 it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick
 they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip
 prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day
 the girls would put them back.
 
 Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
 all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
 She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
 custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how
 difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to
 show the girls how much effort was required.
 
 He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned
 the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the
 mirror.
 There are teachers . . . And then there are educators.
 
 
The Plan
 
In the beginning was the plan.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinketh."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odour thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may withstand its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying, one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying, unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour
Of the company, with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the plan,
And saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how Sh*t Happens.