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General Discussion => SA Firefighter General => Topic started by: Mike on December 15, 2005, 09:37:15 AM

Title: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 15, 2005, 09:37:15 AM
I forgot to copy the message before i refreshed the GRN pager site, but...

Did anyone else see the message: Respond Animal Rescue.... Koala stuck in tree (in back yard)

I had to read it a couple of times, and am still chuckling about the implications. If it was stuck on a road I could understand the concern..... but in a tree!!!! lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on December 15, 2005, 09:50:39 AM
The number of times you get a page for Animal Rescue, Bird In tree, or something like that...  You really wonder sometimes..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 15, 2005, 10:00:20 AM
I hav had "MFS: RESPOND ANIMAL RESCUE - BIRD IN TREE" plus all the dates etc... but really, i mean cmon.... thats just stupid
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 15, 2005, 10:12:00 AM
Im glad others can see the irony hehe
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on December 15, 2005, 11:01:31 AM
I hav had "MFS: RESPOND ANIMAL RESCUE - BIRD IN TREE" plus all the dates etc... but really, i mean cmon.... thats just stupid

We Have Had That, Usally A Pet Bird Or Someone Worried About The Bird Cause It Looks Injured.

There Are Some Funny Pieces Of Information That Get Sent Out.

I Can't Believe How Many Koala Jobs There Are, Last One I Saw It Was A Koala On Marion Road.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 15, 2005, 07:00:26 PM
Responded to one only the other day.  Magpie stuck in tree.  First there was the speeding, then the dangerous driving, then the wear and tear to the vehicle etc - and that was just getting to the station.

In all seriousness though, the bird WAS stuck, by its legs it would seem, and in the grounds of a Primary School, so lots of distressed kids looking on.  Just to top if off, we couldn't reach the damn thing - beyond the reach of the ladder.  Even tried to conjure up a cherry picker - but no other agency seemed prepared to assist.  Eventually hooked it with a broom/ceiling hook and it escaped.  The kids were impressed, if no-one else.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on December 15, 2005, 10:07:39 PM
We don't have a combi broom/celing hook..  Might need to look into those, they sound a treat....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 16, 2005, 02:09:25 PM
:-D The wonders of duct tape! :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 22, 2005, 11:49:47 AM
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1908919 13:10:20 22-12-05 COULD ALL MEMBERS WHO WERE SICK AS A RESULT OF MONDAY NIGHT''S TRAINING PLEASE CONTACT KYM E ASAP (phone number)
 

just noticed this page msg on grn site...
wud love to know which brigade and why????

im wondering if its a case of the dirty barbie... we usually have a barbie after training and i sometimes wonder if it shud be a bit cleaner.....

EDIT: accidentally posted phone number... came back to delete
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 22, 2005, 12:11:57 PM
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1919356 11:31:35 22-12-05 MENG: REMINDER: WATER CARTING FOR CDEP TONIGHT. PLS BE AT STN 1830HRS. VERY GENEROUS DONATION INVOLVED. THANKS MENINGIE CAPTAIN. 22/12/2005. 11:31

very interesting indeed...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 22, 2005, 01:28:50 PM
For information, the Koala stuck in tree was indeed a koala up a tree... I can't work out if the amusement is worth more than the waste of resources and time... :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on December 22, 2005, 03:17:53 PM
And yet another............

MENINGIE PLEASE NOTIFY CAPTAIN IF AVAILABLE FOR SITE SEEING TO BOARDERTOWN ASAP.

I know some strike teams are sometimes classed as site seeing but hey. Poor OAS at link.

Adam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on December 22, 2005, 07:37:21 PM
That would take 30 seconds at bordertown
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 22, 2005, 11:26:01 PM
That would take 30 seconds at bordertown
oooh! feel the burn! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on December 23, 2005, 08:16:23 AM
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1919356 11:31:35 22-12-05 MENG: REMINDER: WATER CARTING FOR CDEP TONIGHT. PLS BE AT STN 1830HRS. VERY GENEROUS DONATION INVOLVED. THANKS MENINGIE CAPTAIN. 22/12/2005. 11:31

Believe this is against CFS policy due to the problems with health related matters.  !! ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on December 23, 2005, 09:05:29 AM
Yes I Also Thought It Was Against CFS Policy As Well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on December 23, 2005, 10:14:37 AM
Believe this is against CFS policy due to the problems with health related matters.  !! ??

The water carting is actually filling up a tank which the local Brigade uses to fill appliances. A member of the public turned on the tap and let it all run out.
Adam, Meningie
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 23, 2005, 10:18:27 AM
Believe this is against CFS policy due to the problems with health related matters.  !! ??

The water carting is actually filling up a tank which the local Brigade uses to fill appliances. A member of the public turned on the tap and let it all run out.
Adam, Meningie

then whys there a donation...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on December 23, 2005, 11:42:46 AM
Because the tank is on private property and the owners actually asked us to refill the tank (which the CFS use and also the landowner(s)) and as a good gesture from those landowners they are willing to give a donation the the CFS as they have had many fires on that particular property.
Adam.
Finished justifying!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on December 23, 2005, 12:57:11 PM
Im not saying you had to justify yourself, was just saying I believe it is against policy....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on December 23, 2005, 01:37:44 PM
No probs mate,
It is against policy to cart water for drinking or for stock (cattle), but carting water from a lake to a tank for firefighting purposes isn't.  It's a bit like filling a floating collar dam for use at an incident.
Adam.
Title: Re: Amusing pager message.
Post by: Sleepy on December 25, 2005, 06:11:42 AM
This one sounds nasty:

07:35:45  25-12-05  SHQ: *CFSRES: JOFF RESPOND MVA; BIG RED SLED VERSUS TREE - BELIEVED TO HAVE OCCURED OVERNIGHT - MULTIPLE ANIMALS ON ROAD AND PRESENTS EVERYWHERE... < 25/12/2005 07:35:36

 :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on December 25, 2005, 10:10:22 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on December 28, 2005, 09:14:22 AM
Ha Ha Love That Pager Message.

(http://www.u-blog.net/miztigri/img/SANTA_CRASH.GIF)

(http://valedealmeida.blogspot.com/santa.JPG)(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/28/117528.jpg)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on December 29, 2005, 09:19:48 AM
This one I like from today. How much embarrassment and stirring could you do to the person who bogged the vehicle.

1928013 23:06:06 28-12-05 SHQ: *URGMSG: PT AUGUSTA SES UNIT RESPOND POLICE CAR BOGGED WESTERN END OF NEWTON ROAD PT AUGUSTA CALL SGT ##further details removed to for privacy## < 28/12/2005 23:05:51
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on December 29, 2005, 04:16:57 PM
Bit like this one we got called to a while ago.

Apparently they were chasing some crooks through a park and forgot there was a creek in the middle of it.

Doh...

(http://www.mvcfs.asn.au/Policecar.jpg)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on December 29, 2005, 04:35:08 PM
Might Suggest Removing The Number Plate From The Picture.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on December 29, 2005, 07:40:27 PM
Private vehicles = no number plates
Police Car = Funny  :-D

I'm not concerned about any emergency vehicle number plate but of-course all private vehicle plates should be photoshopped.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 30, 2005, 03:42:23 PM
hehehe, ever wondered how you would respond a strike team in Italian? Well niether have I, but I thought it looked amuisng :P

1908891  16:50:24  30-12-05  SHQ: * CFSRES: L'INSENATURA 24 DI VALUTA, GOOLWA 34, LA PINTA ELLIOT 34, LA BUSSOLA 34 DELLA TA E L'AUTOCISTERNA DI MUNDOO RISPONDONO SQUADRA DI COLPO - FUOCO DI DELAMERE - FORMANO LA SQUADRA DI COLPO ALLA STAZIONE DELLA PINTA ELLIOT - PER LASCIARE LA PINTA ELLIOT A 1715 < A 30/12/2005 DI 16:50:12
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 30, 2005, 04:04:39 PM
great... :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on December 30, 2005, 04:39:34 PM
hehehe, ever wondered how you would respond a strike team in Italian? Well niether have I, but I thought it looked amuisng :P

Someone Is In The Need For Friends.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on December 30, 2005, 06:32:37 PM
Funny you know when my wife had our first son 3 years ago the brigade captain put it across out GRN pagers,sometime later he got a call from the region and got his rear kicked for doing it. But if we look at what people put on grn pagers today well sounds like some others up the ladder need their rear kicked.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 31, 2005, 07:15:11 AM
ppphht.... i wouldnt worry about what people put over the GRN opnly thing you can be concerned about is puttign personal details out eg phonen numbers, adresses etc...

we always put out new arrivals on GRN at my brigade... and sometimes theres the odd birthday msg, or christmas new years...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 31, 2005, 09:07:57 AM
speaking of interesting pager messages... i know what i might crash tonight:

INFO: NEW EVE PARTY @ BWD CPT HOUSE HAWAIIAN THEME STARTING 2 1930HRS BRING DRINKS & NIBBLES


mmmm....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on December 31, 2005, 09:23:25 AM
what shall I bring....... :-D :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 31, 2005, 09:40:53 AM
now we just have to find out where Blackwood captains house is...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on December 31, 2005, 09:47:39 AM
stand in Blackwood and follow the Hawaiian Shirts :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on December 31, 2005, 05:39:19 PM
SHQ: BUGGER BUGGER BUGGER> 31/12/2005 18:53:09


 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 31, 2005, 06:33:06 PM
hahaha lol.... im guessing one of the OCOs had a... ocurrence,
shoot that man.

Personally i liked this one;

Don't choke on too many fish bones Rob, hope the crabs are biting !! Cheers Tricky

(but what kind of crabs?????)



nah... thats terrible.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on December 31, 2005, 09:23:47 PM
21:40:06 31-12-05     Cat 2 MVA Smokey Bay 2 vehicles ? 5 patients and patients trapped
21:44:24 31-12-05     U idiot...I knew u wouldhave your pager on.......filtered relax boy and enjoy the evening.....Happy new Year




Some people need to switch off everynow and again..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sleepy on December 31, 2005, 09:47:59 PM
I saw that page, B2. I pulled on my boots and was waiting for my pager to go off for that job, and I wasn't really looking forward to it.  :x

Not a good joke for the poor bloke that received it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 01, 2006, 01:16:27 PM
Spose thats what happens when people read things that weren't intended for them...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 01, 2006, 06:44:18 PM
hah - nice striker, well put.

i think people need to take things a bit easier and concentrate only on messgaes that arrive on there pagers...

otherwise you end up like one of those  total cranks who sit around at home and never do anything.. just incase the pager m,ight go off..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 03, 2006, 06:22:08 AM
The fanatics are out there..... weve had a few pass through the brigade over the years. Had one leave his family in the next town (20Kms away)..... thought that was a bit rough!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on January 03, 2006, 09:32:06 AM
speaking of interesting pager messages... i know what i might crash tonight: INFO: NEW EVE PARTY @ BWD CPT HOUSE HAWAIIAN THEME STARTING 2 1930HRS BRING DRINKS & NIBBLES

Yes Just Direct Page The Captain With A Message Like That Make It Sound As If Every One Is Invited & Don't Tell The Captain, So When He Gets The Message Hes Like What The Expecting A Whole Lot Of People To Start Rocking Up.

i wouldnt worry about what people put over the GRN opnly thing you can be concerned about is puttign personal details out eg phonen numbers, adresses etc...

One That I Have Seen A Few Times Is The Door Codes For The Stations Being Sent Out To Members When Its Changed. Anyone Could See It Or Even Past Members Which Is Not Good, However I Don't Believe There Has Been Any Issues.

As For Using Scanners To Respond To The Station Or Get Ready Prior To The Call I Don't Think SHQ Would Be 2 Happy.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 03, 2006, 04:38:01 PM

One That I Have Seen A Few Times Is The Door Codes For The Stations Being Sent Out To Members When Its Changed. Anyone Could See It Or Even Past Members Which Is Not Good, However I Don't Believe There Has Been Any Issues.

As For Using Scanners To Respond To The Station Or Get Ready Prior To The Call I Don't Think SHQ Would Be 2 Happy.
door codes?? thats just stupid.

as for people responding themselves (or attempting to) i have heard a certain HAZMAT brigade come up on scanner several tmes and just happen to inform state they have a crew.. just incase... whenever a HAZMAT is paged to anyone within a reasonable distance...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on January 03, 2006, 04:59:13 PM
As For Using Scanners To Respond To The Station Or Get Ready Prior To The Call I Don't Think SHQ Would Be 2 Happy.

Why not? How would it affect them?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 03, 2006, 06:58:15 PM
i dont think SHQ would care.. so long as you didnt ring/call them up and annoy them...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 03, 2006, 08:30:00 PM
lol... I seen a couple pages as of late bout door codes, or alarm codes...

Blah station, new alarm code is ####..  Keep this code safe and don't give it out...

(pity the whole world now knows :P )
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 04, 2006, 06:08:43 AM
Dont forget a lot of people are oblivious to computers and especially the net. To them the GRN paging system is a safe and secure system.

There would only be a few people in my brigade who would even go looking for that kind of thing (the paging site... not the codes!) The others I told were genuinely surprised that it could be done.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on January 04, 2006, 07:52:33 AM
I Have Heard Of Members Responding To The Station After Listening To SAAS Being Responded. That Would Mean That These People Were Already At The Station An As Soon As The Crew Was There Rescue Would Role, This Is Good In The Fact That The Truck Is Out Quick, But Also Prevents Other Firies Getting A Chance On Rescue, Because Someone Else Had The Heads Up And Would Always Be There First.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 04, 2006, 07:57:17 AM
Works both ways I guess....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTE on January 04, 2006, 09:09:18 AM
Who cares if people miss the truck because they have a fast crew. If i ever saw someone cracking the s---'s because they didnt make they truck i would seriously be questioning myself as to why they are a firee in the first place.

Awww poor diddums didnt make the truck, no problems at my station, 8 outa 10 times we can have both appliances out the door in 4 minutes and thats not pushing it.

By the way - What are other brigades response times like? Be honest, theres no way a rural brigade would raise a crew and be mobile in 2 minutes...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 04, 2006, 09:32:36 AM
Its easy to get a truck out quick when everyone lives really close to the station.....

And to say that if people complain, why are they in the service!
Look at it from thier perspective.....

you join the service, do your BFF1 etc etc..... 12 months training..... and for the first 5 years of your fire fighting career you never get to go to a call......

Now if that was me after 2 years Id be wondering why I was wasting my time bothering. The fuel to go down to the station, the lost sleep. If I never get a chance to put my new found skills to practice then whats the point.

The jobs need to be shared around a bit.... keeps people interested.

....And as for listing to the scanner for the call... and then rushing to the station before the pager goes off.

1. Its not illegal to listen to a scanner.... it IS illegal to act on the information obtained.

2. It annoys the rest of the crew.

3. It doesnt look good for 1 person to go rushing to the station and then sitting there for however long it takes the pagers to go off.

And if the pagers dont go off..... then dont you feel/look like a dill!

in the end it doesnt save time responding.... cause you still have to wait for the rest of the crew to get there anyway. I know we dont suffer any delays when everyone gets there at the same time.... and everyone gets a fair go at getting on a call as well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTE on January 04, 2006, 11:10:57 AM
Do any of your stations run duty crews? It works really well contrary to what most people believe.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on January 04, 2006, 11:41:11 AM
We duty drivers for Saturday nights, fire ban days and public holidays.
We have duty crews for events and use crewing system for different trucks.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on January 04, 2006, 12:22:59 PM
1. Its not illegal to listen to a scanner.... it IS illegal to act on the information obtained.

Nice Mike, That Was The Piece Of Information I Was Looking For.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 04, 2006, 12:35:45 PM
Nice Mike, That Was The Piece Of Information I Was Looking For.

No dramas.  8-)



Unfortunately its very hard to have people commit to these things when they are trying to run a farm. On fireban days, all available crew make themselves knows to the senior officer, and crewing numbers are passed onto group incase of shortfalls elsewhere.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on January 05, 2006, 09:40:51 AM
SHQ: THE BOYS GOT THERE FIRST!! < 5/01/2006 08:32:06

Must have been a race!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 07, 2006, 05:22:16 PM
^^^LOL^^^


1916560 14:56:43 07-01-06 be alert this country needs lerts
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on January 08, 2006, 07:21:44 PM
mmm well if someone does send a heads up page or someone goes off something they saw who really cares, especially if it is a brigade in the hills and you live in the south east, what are you going to do drive up to that brigade and yell at them....

boys just keep turning the wheel.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 10, 2006, 03:03:51 PM
13:39:31 10-01-06 MUDLAWIRRA 24 UNAVAILABLE AS NOT REGISTERED WILL ADVISE WHEN REGISTRATION HAS BEEN RENEWED MW CAPTAIN 

I hope this doesn't happen too often.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on January 10, 2006, 04:15:36 PM
13:39:31 10-01-06 MUDLAWIRRA 24 UNAVAILABLE AS NOT REGISTERED WILL ADVISE WHEN REGISTRATION HAS BEEN RENEWED MW CAPTAIN 

I hope this doesn't happen too often.

You'd be surprised... :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on January 10, 2006, 04:20:48 PM
Quote

You'd be surprised... :P
Quote
Have heard of it happening before. Luckily the rego disc has been found! :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 12, 2006, 03:11:25 PM
Gee i bet there will be some interesting words exchanged at happy valley when this happens and a few tears shed as the old happy valley pumper drives away.

HAPPY VALLEY INFO: ALL MEMBERS. TRAINING FOR THE NEW 34 APPLIANCE WILL BE CONDUCTED FRIDAY 13TH JAN AT 1900HRS. PLEASE TRY AND ATTEND THIS TRAINING AS YOU ARE REQUIRED TO HAVE DONE THE TRAINING BEFORE YOU RIDE ON IT. THANKS. - H/V STATION
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on January 12, 2006, 04:56:48 PM
Nice day to recieve it too. Friday the 13th.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 13, 2006, 11:43:05 AM
HAPPY VALLEY INFO:HV PUMPER OFF LINE AS OF NOW... :( CAPT - H/V STATION 13/01/2006 12:11:23 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on January 13, 2006, 11:46:00 AM
SHQ: TENNIS ANYONE? > 13/01/2006 12:22:06

Can't be too much happening at SOCC today - Can't imagine that tho :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 13, 2006, 01:22:54 PM
Sounds like there is a Grassy going in Glibert group, UNDALIA.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on January 13, 2006, 01:29:13 PM
HAPPY VALLEY INFO:HV PUMPER OFF LINE AS OF NOW... :( CAPT - H/V STATION 13/01/2006 12:11:23 PM

A sad day for several brigades as they loose their pumpers for 34P's!

Time to issue PPE with black arm bands  :x
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 13, 2006, 02:40:02 PM


A sad day for several brigades as they loose their pumpers for 34P's!

Time to issue PPE with black arm bands  :x
Imagine losing it for a standard 34 i think you would need a black full uniform for that :wink:.
Condolences to H/V on their loss :cry: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 15, 2006, 05:38:34 PM
18:48:42 15-01-06 HAHN INFO HAHNDORF PUMPER IS NOW ONLINE HAHNDORF 32 IS RETIRED GOODBYE AND THANK YOU
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on January 15, 2006, 06:00:55 PM
Blackwood cafs decommisioned and replaced with a 24 was a page that I read this arvo????????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 15, 2006, 09:47:21 PM
HArdly say decommissioned...   Could be going in for a service for all we know .. page doesn't say much.

19:36:57 15-01-06 INFO: BWD 24 CAFS IS OFFLINE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. BWD 24 WILL TAKE ITS PLACE. PPV FAN IS ON RESCUE. BWD CPT
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 16, 2006, 07:22:02 AM
how is it that STurt group have had the appliances taken away... but they still seem to run eden pumper (eden51) and old blackwood 24 occasionally?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 16, 2006, 09:49:36 AM
MFS: RESPOND To 16/01/06 11:16,GULF ST VINCENT,GULF ST,VINCENT, MAP 67 A 7 ,,,2725*CFSRES:

not often that the marine boys get a job...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 19, 2006, 01:37:17 PM
1928735 14:25:59 19-01-06 SHQ: IGNORE PAGE I'M HAVING A BLONDE DAY >

Sounds like the work of a blonde SOC staff member  :-D :roll: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Steveg on January 20, 2006, 06:54:41 AM
From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

 :? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 20, 2006, 06:56:43 AM
From : MANWHORE:GO THE VEGEMITE VALLEY!!! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME YOU SEXY SEXY GREEK MAN. YEAH, GET SOME AZZANOPOULOUS, LOVE YA GUTS!!!

 :? :?

I saw that..... sounds scary!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on January 20, 2006, 08:31:30 AM
This Is Where I Would Like To Know Who Sent It & Where It Was Going To, Bring On The Tags.

Ha Ha Funny Anyway.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on January 20, 2006, 11:00:56 AM
heres another
FYI: tastes like - cold beer!!!!
obviously someone not at work today?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 20, 2006, 02:40:30 PM
1925576 14:58:21 20-01-06 BP71 IT IS OK FOR LADIES NOT FOR A MAN !!

the mind boggles?! :? :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 21, 2006, 06:51:35 PM
this one today:

SHQ: *CFSRES: ETTRICK APPLIANCE & CREW RESPOND TO TINTINARA FIRE AVAILABLE CREWS CALL DARRYL ON 0429 817 899 < 21/01/2006 20:13:

you can respond an appliance without crew???!! :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on January 22, 2006, 08:01:54 AM
How about this message
RE BABY KOALA IN PARK NEXT DOOR HAS CLIMBED ONTO MY FIANCEE & HAS FALLEN ASLEEP ON HIM. PLS ADVISE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on January 23, 2006, 09:46:11 AM
09:34:45  23-01-06  MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 09:34,FLAXLEY RD,FLAXLEY, MAP 184 B 15 ,,MAN BURNING IN REAR YARD,1248*CFSRES:

That has got to hurt! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 23, 2006, 10:21:13 AM
mmm saw that one and wondered..... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 23, 2006, 10:27:55 AM
maybe he got a bit hot under the collar??  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 23, 2006, 12:15:33 PM
whats with this one??

1916195 12:05:05 23-01-06 So come to the station and don't say hello to me then......snob.....typical Aussie  :-o :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 23, 2006, 03:25:19 PM
1908055 16:35:19 23-01-06 CALL OUT PEOPLE!

apparently TTG SES don't feel like cutting up a tree at salsbury today??
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 23, 2006, 03:42:07 PM
who would???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 23, 2006, 03:45:20 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 23/01/06 16:40,LIVERPOOL ST,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AT COLES STORE KIDS HAND CAUGHT IN DRINK DISPENSER,549*CFSRES:

Maybe the kid should let go of the drink...... :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 23, 2006, 03:54:17 PM
hahah reminds me fo the simpsons.... people are so stupid...  i mean, who would honestly stick there hand in ther???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 24, 2006, 12:39:40 PM
1925593 00:45:44 24-01-06 PF181 I WENT EASY ON U SARAH I TOLD THE OTHER CREWS U BROKE DOWN NOT PRANGED INTO A COP CAR!!!!! DOH!!!!


Busted!!!!!!!! :roll: :-o :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on January 24, 2006, 01:17:31 PM
1908229   14:45:56   24-01-06   Christian, I''m lonely without you - please find me... Is that you Christian????

ha ha  is that you Christian  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on January 24, 2006, 01:48:14 PM
And someone once got into trouble for announcing they had a baby... :roll:

Hope the Jehova's Witnesses dont come across that page.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 24, 2006, 05:46:09 PM
1909509 19:03:46 24-01-06 WE HAVE BEEN LOCKED IN - NEED TO GET OUT - ARASH 0413561227


hmmmmm wonder if there out yet??!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 24, 2006, 08:30:35 PM
I can be christian if the person sending that message is hot enough   :wink:   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 25, 2006, 11:35:19 AM
^ ^^ ^ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 25, 2006, 12:49:36 PM
any one from port augusta way know just what this guy is stuck in?? :?

1918593 07:38:48 25-01-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 25/01/06 07:38,HOSPITAL RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,PERSON TRAPPED IN HOSPITAL CAR PARK,519*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 25, 2006, 12:50:55 PM
Respond RCR ( Road Crash Rescue ) would suggest a Car accident....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 25, 2006, 12:56:31 PM
If thats the case.. Couldn't have really picked a better location !!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 26, 2006, 04:28:28 PM
EMMANUELS HOUSE WARMING IS TOMORROW - XXX XXXX RD LITTLE HAMPTON FROM 7PM ALL MEMBERS WELCOME          :mrgreen:

i'm there.........it doesn't say you have to be a member of their brigade, i'm a member of the c.f.s.    :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: kat on January 26, 2006, 07:01:04 PM
How big a dill did our Captain feel after inadvertantly sending out three "more crew" messages while scrolling through the alpha unit.
The stop call from SOC - member at station hit wrong button.

Oh well, I've set off the GRN emergency button more than once :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on January 26, 2006, 07:31:57 PM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 26/01/06 13:11, XX RAILWAY AV,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 146 J 14 ,,CAT UNDER HOUSE,8924*CFSRES:


Whatever next  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 27, 2006, 02:18:21 PM
1907771 10:54:37 27-01-06 Urgent - Armagaurd vehicle roll over in Victoria Square - cash spilled over roadway.

whoop whoop... im there!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 27, 2006, 05:23:02 PM
JEEZ !!  I was in Adelaide all flippin day !!!  BUGGER !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Steveg on January 30, 2006, 09:06:32 AM
HOWDY LEMURS, COMMENCE YOUR FUNCTION TIME AT 0910 OR GET EATEN BY TIGERS!

 :? :-o :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 31, 2006, 09:29:48 AM
CONCORDIA 34 AND LYNDOCH 14 LEAVING STATION FOR FIRE COVER AT MCLEOD'S DAUGHTER FILM SHOOT END OF MESSAGE FROM STEVE FROM CONCORDIA 31/1/06 1055 HOURS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 31, 2006, 11:29:11 AM
1919303 08:07:00 31-01-06 SHQ: CFSRES GLOSSOP RESPOND GRAPE SPILL - OLD STURT HWY, JUST OUT OF GLOSSOP NEAR FRUIT STALLS, ON CORNER... <

Someone better pull out a few wine glasses and take a sample of it  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on January 31, 2006, 11:56:56 AM
CONCORDIA 34 AND LYNDOCH 14 LEAVING STATION FOR FIRE COVER AT MCLEOD'S DAUGHTER FILM SHOOT END OF MESSAGE FROM STEVE FROM CONCORDIA 31/1/06 1055 HOURS

Not sure why this is amusing, but i do envy those brigades.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 31, 2006, 12:05:26 PM
...

interesting/ammusing/cool
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 31, 2006, 02:36:57 PM
Does the CFS brigade get a donation for providing fire cover for McLeod Daughters shooting ? Or is it publicity of the truck and uniforms being on the show ?

I know that McLaren Flat CFS brigade provided fire cover to Girl Guides 'Douglas Scrub' camping facility during major events. But I do not think money was exchanged, just one volunteer helping another volunteer.

But filming is an expensive business.

Just curious  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 31, 2006, 02:38:44 PM
^^no idea



1909910 15:58:43 31-01-06 Time for a Cold beer? 

- yes please
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 31, 2006, 04:04:57 PM
1927483 17:12:19 31-01-06 PLS PH STEVE SIMMONS #### RE MORPHINE

ambo's have taken to dealing perhaps?? :-o :roll:

*Removed Phone number for privacy - Mike
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 31, 2006, 05:17:23 PM
this is a new way to fundraise?!

1909053 18:40:39 31-01-06 Hair cuts at stn from 18.45 this evening.$10

 :-D :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on January 31, 2006, 05:25:35 PM
I was there at the McLoeds Daughters shoot with Concordia, my first official time out with CFS. :-)

We wont get any publicicty as we were just there for fire cover but the CFS will get $400 from it.

saw the girls, only saw Michala Banas (Kate) when she went in for lunch, but Jodie and Steveie and JAde were acting.  (as a male I am entitled to watch the girls :-P)


Oh, and the food was great!  Especially the chcocolate pudding :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on January 31, 2006, 06:10:52 PM
A mate of mine is the Chief Safety officer for Mcleods..    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on January 31, 2006, 06:27:09 PM
A mate of mine is the Chief Safety officer for Mcleods..    :mrgreen:

they will have fun doing paperwork tonight then, one of the stunt girls tore a quadricep when the quadbike (funny coincidence, quadbike, quadricep) fell on her.  They couldnt get the bike to roll for about 5 times and she managed to easily get out of the way even tohugh it stayed on its rear in the air, but when it was manually tipped it fell on her.  the had to get the nurse out there and cut open her trousers and put a badage on her leg.  When going back to the scene after lunch one of the lackies in the ute said she had torn a quadricep.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 31, 2006, 07:54:18 PM
1926886 14:52:58 31-01-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident,1 MCCUSKER AV,CLEARVIEW, MAP 94 H 14 ,,PUSSY UP A TREE,331*CFSRES

Another pussycat related emergency for the Metro Firies

It seems like this cat had a little bit to much milk to drink at the milk bar and ended up the tree on its way home :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 01, 2006, 09:44:17 AM
Does the CFS brigade get a donation for providing fire cover for McLeod Daughters shooting ? Or is it publicity of the truck and uniforms being on the show ?

Which CFS appliance was used in one of the shoots (think it was named Gungellan)??  They made up a whole new side for the truck to look like the proper lockers etc and it was slightly burnt (good special effects - not). The Brigade ended up putting the made up side on ebay, don't think it sold tho.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 01, 2006, 09:45:28 AM
Maybe we could start another topic - What famous things have Brigades attended!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 01, 2006, 09:50:11 AM
dunno whic happliance was used... (a state spare perhaps??) but theres no such brigade as gungellan so im guessing it was re-labelled anyway...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 01, 2006, 10:11:54 AM
When at Two Wells for flooding the "Gungellan" appliance was running around delivering sandbags, i believe the truck is woolsheds/wasleys but just for convenience they keep it badged Gungellan all the time!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 01, 2006, 10:32:29 AM
hahahah nice :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on February 02, 2006, 08:55:16 AM
Ha ha ha  - I believe it belongs to a brigade near the site of filminf (well with 50km) and that it is used very occasionally and when it is the production team pay to have the old name taken off, Gungellan added and then the brigade name put back on!

Regardless - great PR for CFS - would just be nice if those advising had more say :-)

Sorry off the topic, now back to it - pleased to see that SHQ used the GRN paging to remind people of the deliver of their lunch orders - I'm serios too, I thinks thats very constructive
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 02, 2006, 01:09:29 PM
1919185 12:59:18 02-02-06 IMPORTANT LAURA FIRE TRUCK SHED NOW HAS DIGITAL LOCK NO KEYS REQUIRED CODE IS xxxxxx - REMEMBER THIS CODE

I always thought that digital lock codes werent meant to be sent over a pager cause god knows who might be monitoring the pager site  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 02, 2006, 01:46:05 PM
1919185 12:59:18 02-02-06 IMPORTANT LAURA FIRE TRUCK SHED NOW HAS DIGITAL LOCK NO KEYS REQUIRED CODE IS xxxxxx - REMEMBER THIS CODE

I always thought that digital lock codes werent meant to be sent over a pager cause god knows who might be monitoring the pager site  :-o

anyone wanna go for a spin in Laura's truck?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on February 02, 2006, 02:04:58 PM
1919185 15:22:48 02-02-06 PLS DISREGARD LAST MSG DIGITAL CODE FOR FIRE SHED HAS CHANGED PLS PH CAPTAIN OR LEIUTENANT OR JOSH OR BRETT FOR NEW CODE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on February 02, 2006, 02:24:04 PM
Looks like someone from Laura may have also been monitoring the pager stream, or this forum!

That seems a more appropriate method of notifying members of security changes. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on February 02, 2006, 03:24:57 PM
Yes We Used To Do It Via The Pager, However Now Have Changed The Means Of Transfer Because Of The Pager Site. Don't Get Me Wrong The Site Is Good & Don't Want It To Go Away, Just Some People Need To Know When Sending Pager Messages That The Information Is Available To The Public.  Including Messages To GO's Regarding Strike Teams & Other Important Stuff.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 02, 2006, 05:35:51 PM
18:57:03  02-02-06  SHQ: LOOK ACROSS THE VALLEY AND WAVE TO YOUR BROTHER' > 2/02/2006 18:56:52

hehehe :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 02, 2006, 06:39:18 PM
Yes We Used To Do It Via The Pager, However Now Have Changed The Means Of Transfer Because Of The Pager Site. Don't Get Me Wrong The Site Is Good & Don't Want It To Go Away, Just Some People Need To Know When Sending Pager Messages That The Information Is Available To The Public.  Including Messages To GO's Regarding Strike Teams & Other Important Stuff.

need to make up a special code for it then... like the first letter of each word... or maybe the number of letters in the words stand for the numbers in the code...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 02, 2006, 10:24:53 PM
XXXXX, DGO1 Morphett Vale 24 has minor damage to 3 cupboards, fiberglass doors may need to be replaced. report in pigeon hole XXX . - MAWSON BASE

hahahah LOL, im guessing someone parked a bit too close.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on February 03, 2006, 01:32:07 AM
If MVL24 was responded to Willunga, it is possible that it suffered wind damage to the doors - blown shut by strong winds.  It was not the only appliance to suffer as such.  Even cab doors got blown shut.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 03, 2006, 04:50:54 AM
1925570 06:09:54 03-02-06 N195 THATS ? A RAPE CASE - SMILE!
1925570 06:08:50 03-02-06 N195 UP YOU GET!!!


hmmm... smile??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on February 03, 2006, 07:38:00 AM
The inferred tone could have been "this could be a tough job try to smile"

Hard to read intention and tone in text.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on February 03, 2006, 12:20:58 PM
Gungellan 34 is actually Freelings 34. It has Freeling 34 on one side, and Gungellan on the other!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on February 03, 2006, 12:45:02 PM
Gungellan 34 is actually Freelings 34. It has Freeling 34 on one side, and Gungellan on the other!  :-D
I think they are sharing around up there. Woolsheds/Wasley was doing if for a while and i think they took over from Dalkeith
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on February 03, 2006, 03:24:43 PM
1913467 14:47:14 03-02-06 I brought some mince before. How does spaghetti Bolognaise sound for dinner. Maybe with some garlic bread etc? Let me know otherwise i will think of something else
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 03, 2006, 06:56:53 PM
^^sounds good


yeh the "RAPE CASE - SMILE!" just makes it sound a bit sick...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: kat on February 05, 2006, 03:01:01 PM
How about some not so amusing pager messages - the other night just before 3am we got the More Crew message come out from our alpha unit at station over and over again about 15 seconds apart for about 35 minutes. No explanations - just SOC advised we had to ride it out!
Apparently it's happened before. Now, I work nightshift and so does the Captain but everyone else took their battery out to get some sleep - glad we didn't have a job that night :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 05, 2006, 03:32:54 PM
Why dont they turn off he "unread message warning" or set it silent....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: kat on February 05, 2006, 04:31:01 PM
Noone in our Brigade has the unread message tone activated because it chews through batteries so much. That wasn't the problem - we actually had about 100 separate pages come through!

As for setting to silent - same diff - just easier to take out battery when you in bed and it's 3am :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 05, 2006, 05:10:07 PM
Yeah, I guess.  I keep mine on unread alert, been told to just change the battery about every month...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on February 05, 2006, 08:09:08 PM
Why did you not just unplug your encoder?

We had the same problem, just sent it away and it was all good. It is happening alot lately...

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 06, 2006, 08:13:25 AM
Had to send ours away some time ago for repairs.  If you unplug the decoder all it means is you won't have a siren (if you use one).
Looks like the decoder bugs are slowly making their way around the state  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 06, 2006, 10:45:15 AM
Lucky for me our brigade hasnt got an encoder linked to the siren but the way things are going at the moment we might have the siren set off with the pagers like it used to be before SAGRN paging came into effect so many years back
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on February 06, 2006, 11:08:26 AM
How about some not so amusing pager messages - the other night just before 3am we got the More Crew message come out from our alpha unit at station over and over again about 15 seconds apart for about 35 minutes. No explanations

Hey Kat,

Our Alpha Unit The Exact Same Thing Pretty Much At The Exact Same Time, There Is A Fault With The Units We Had To Disconnect It, Advised Our GO, He Advised Where To Send It.  Has Something To Do With The Moisture In the Air Thats Why It Goes Off Like That During The Night.

There Were A Few Grumpy Members The Next Day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 06, 2006, 12:02:52 PM
AEC told me it was a firmware error that caused it.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on February 06, 2006, 12:16:59 PM
I Believe Firmware Has Something To Do However There Was Also Something To Do With The Reason They Go Off At Like 3am.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 06, 2006, 12:36:22 PM
fair call...... 3am...... its always gotta be dark or cold or wet or windy, or some other time you REALLY dont want to get out of bed!!!! lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 06, 2006, 12:56:32 PM
Is it encoder or decoder ?  I thought they were Alpha decoder units ??  Seen a couple people call them encoder units ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: kat on February 06, 2006, 01:14:44 PM
I was at work but beleive the first thing they did was unplug the Alpha unit. Maybe wrong cord? I also told them to try taking out the phone line as a temporary measure. Obviously we wouldn't want to leave either the unit unplugged or the phone line out overnight with staion unstaffed. Especially given that it's rare for a call to come through Alerts anymore. Although I'm sure we could utilise the old every member in the Brigade phone alert thing if we could remember how :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 06, 2006, 01:45:35 PM
Ours went off just after 3 in the morning last year and have seen a few around the state go off between 3 and 4 in the morning, definitely not a coincidence
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 06, 2006, 01:50:00 PM
Several in our group have gone haywire at odd times... Something interesting we found with ours, is that if you transmit with a VHF radio within 1 metre of the Alpha decoder, it sends out response messages randomly... go figure :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 06, 2006, 05:10:04 PM
ha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 06, 2006, 05:12:02 PM
1918542 17:49:20 06-02-06 FOR ALL THOSE WHO CAN BE BOTHERED TURNING UP TONIGHT PLEASE, TRY AND BE HERE BY 1850HRS SO WE CAN GET STARTED BY 1900HRS.

Spose they planned on a big turnout .. ??


*Although we all have those moments where training really just doesn't appeal for the night..*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 07, 2006, 08:16:44 AM
1919303 23:27:37 06-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: GLOSSOP RESPOND GRAPE SPILL - MCGILLARY RD (NEAR PUDDLETOWN RD), GLOSSOP. FROM SAPOL < 

1928012 23:25:10 06-02-06 SHQ: *URGMSG: BERRI SES UNIT RESPOND GRAPE SPILL - MCGILLARY RD (NEAR PUDDLETOWN RD), GLOSSOP. FROM SAPOL 

Both responding units should have packed some wine glasses cause the grapes would have turned into wine after being spilled  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on February 07, 2006, 11:11:07 AM
What the??????


1924306   12:15:44   07-02-06   1of3:***URGENT NEWS FLASH*** Manager Feared Missing... Hamley Bridge crew are concerned today that there much loved manager has been abducted. They have
1924306   12:15:48   07-02-06   2of3:found his vehicle but no sign of its owner, they have searched tirelessly starting with the boot of the car. If said manager receives this page could he
1924306   12:15:54   07-02-06   3of3:please call the Hamley Bridge station and reassure them all is well. *** Jade :) 07/02/06 12:14

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 07, 2006, 11:49:29 AM
Best wishes to Hamley Bridge... this must be a hard time for them ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Laska on February 07, 2006, 01:25:38 PM
14:46:54 07-02-06 I hope you are paying attention in class today?? You don't want to be the stupid one!!!!

lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 07, 2006, 05:24:52 PM
1919303 23:27:37 06-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: GLOSSOP RESPOND GRAPE SPILL - MCGILLARY RD (NEAR PUDDLETOWN RD), GLOSSOP. FROM SAPOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 07, 2006, 05:26:55 PM
TRAINING TONIGHT EXPLORE FIRE TRAILS PLS BRING MOTOR BIKES IF POSSIBLE REGARDS MARK

Now that sounds like fun training!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 07, 2006, 07:46:09 PM
1925577 18:23:31 07-02-06 F174 I KNOW FULHAM IS BIG BUT C'MON SLACKERS

It seems like the Fulham SAAS crew are getting lazy by drinking coke and eating chips while waiting for calls  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 07, 2006, 08:21:04 PM
What the hell.. That is twice my post has been deleted..

All I said was a filtered grape truck roll over would turn to juice not wine !!


Crikey !!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 07, 2006, 08:30:55 PM


Crikey !!
What did you say your name was?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Steve-Irwin.jpg/200px-Steve-Irwin.jpg)

mmm I have an uncanny knack for dragging things off topic :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 07, 2006, 08:49:41 PM
lol..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 08, 2006, 09:04:32 AM
Glad i got the paging website...

1911566 10:22:27 08-02-06 R1HQ: Region 1 has taken over Resource Tracking until further notice RDO 8/02/2006 10:22:00 AM


Cause I would have been calling ST HQ if we had a call....


 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 08, 2006, 09:07:17 AM
hmmm yeah.... i believe they sent it to captains and GOS only.... you have to wonder what use that is though
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 08, 2006, 09:13:14 AM
1924073   10:20:33 08-02-06    yes i do but someone keeps paging me .....don't know who , wait till i catch them , may have to hurt them
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 08, 2006, 10:57:15 AM
hmmm yeah.... i believe they sent it to captains and GOS only.... you have to wonder what use that is though

It would be GO's only because we've asked SHQ to send a page to our captain to be told that it can't be done.

No use at all MEDEVAC :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 08, 2006, 11:12:12 AM
hmmm yeah.... i believe they sent it to captains and GOS only.... you have to wonder what use that is though

It would be GO's only because we've asked SHQ to send a page to our captain to be told that it can't be done.

No use at all MEDEVAC :wink: :lol:

was sent by R1HQ
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on February 10, 2006, 12:50:37 AM
1908868 20:18:20 09-02-06 ATHELSTONE 34P RESPONDED RESCUE TORRENS RD ,OVINGHAM, YES OVINGHAM, IT ISNT A MISTAKE...EERO - ATHL STN 9/02/2006 20:18:06 PM

What the?...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 10, 2006, 08:41:39 AM
Please move your car asap from underground carpark. You are parked in a Director's carpark.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 10, 2006, 08:57:28 AM
There goes that persons promotion!!!  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 10, 2006, 09:31:07 AM
1908868 20:18:20 09-02-06 ATHELSTONE 34P RESPONDED RESCUE TORRENS RD ,OVINGHAM, YES OVINGHAM, IT ISNT A MISTAKE...EERO - ATHL STN 9/02/2006 20:18:06 PM

What the?...

Im guessing they were one of the closest available rescue resources..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Stefan KIRKMOE on February 11, 2006, 01:53:30 PM
Hi All,
Not an ammusing pager message, but one i found interesting none the less.

SHQ: URGMSG ADELAIDE HILLS SES RESPOND TO 6 CAMPBELL AVE, CRAFERS - VEHICLE ON PRECARIOUSLY STEEP LAND, OVERSHOT DRIVEWAY PERSON IN VEHICLE DOES NOT WANT TO TAKE FOOT OFF BRAKES, FROM SAPOL COMMS.... < 11/02/2006 02:52:36

Now while i didnt attend this job and have no furhter details of the incident than what i've read on this pager message, i find it slightly disturbing. I read 'VEHICLE ON PRECARIOUSLY STEEP LAND' and 'PERSON IN VEHICLE DOES NOT WANT TO TAKE FOOT OFF BRAKES'. While depending how you read this some may take it as a RCR incident (maybe/ maybe not?) But regardless I would see it as a person in a dangerous situation who is distressed and holds fear for their safety. WHY WAS THE NEAREST RESOURCE NOT RESPONDED? I would have thought that Stirling CFS would have been able to respond in a much more timely manner (responce times aside, purley on that they are alot closer!) with equipment to assist the motorist/ resident, eg. Road Crash Rescue brigade, Low angle rope rescue brigade with a number of responce vehicles, including one with a winch to assist in stablisation.

While the SES are more than able to perform the task, why would you want a distressed person in a dangerous situation any longer than they have to be???

As i am not aware of all the circumstances I may be on the wrong track.

SK

PS- Would also be interested to hear from anyone here who may have attended and thier thought's.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on February 11, 2006, 02:30:12 PM
there was one on there last night,"THERE IS A FIRE DOWN IN MY PANTS-DONT KNOW IF YOU CABN PUT IT OUT"



 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 11, 2006, 06:57:18 PM
MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 11/02/06 20:10,MATTHEWS RD,DORSET VALE, MAP 180 F 2 ,,MACKERETH COTTAGE SMOKE COMING FROM CHIMNEY,8642 5724 8624 4924*CFSRES:


smoke coming from the chimney.... isnt that generally the idea???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on February 12, 2006, 06:17:53 AM
MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 11/02/06 20:10,MATTHEWS RD,DORSET VALE, MAP 180 F 2 ,,MACKERETH COTTAGE SMOKE COMING FROM CHIMNEY,8642 5724 8624 4924*CFSRES:


smoke coming from the chimney.... isnt that generally the idea???

not the best call from MFS Comms... was smoke coming from the chimney for sure... becasue someone had lit a fire in the fireplace... LOL

SKIRKMOE;
sounds just like a vehicle recovery to me, im sure SOCC know what they are doing and responded appropriate resources for the call.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 12, 2006, 09:14:25 AM
I have to agree with skirkmoe on the basis of only knowing what the pager has said.. 


Only thing I could think of is they had some further information ?

But I def. believe stirling would have been there in a much more timely manner..



( And that domestic with the smoke from chimney sounds like a joke ! )
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 12, 2006, 09:15:42 AM
10:33:37 12-02-06 HAHNDORF INFO REMINDER FOR ALL CALLOUTS FROM NOW TILL MONDAY EVENING MEET APPLIANCES AT MITRE 10. IF YOU HAVENT GOT YOUR TURNOUT GEAR FROM STATION YET DO SO NOW FROM JASON

 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on February 12, 2006, 01:41:56 PM
12:42:22 12-02-06 PF81 HURRY UP PLEASE STEVIE RECKONS HE IS STARVING....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 12, 2006, 01:43:06 PM
The chimney thing might have been a chimney fire, people dont have fires going in the middle of summer.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 12, 2006, 01:48:36 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 12/02/06 03:25,MAIN NORTH RD,SMITHFIELD, MAP 42 H 15 ,,NORTH OF CURTIS,332*CFSRES:

Respond to what :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Laska on February 12, 2006, 01:53:20 PM
1925593   12:42:22   12-02-06   PF81 HURRY UP PLEASE STEVIE RECKONS HE IS STARVING....

poor Stevie.. I should shout him some lunch.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 12, 2006, 08:49:24 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 12/02/06 03:25,MAIN NORTH RD,SMITHFIELD, MAP 42 H 15 ,,NORTH OF CURTIS,332*CFSRES:

Respond to what :?

If the response isn't in their directory then they just put "respond to" and put further details further on in pager message or by radio.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 12, 2006, 09:02:14 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 12/02/06 03:25,MAIN NORTH RD,SMITHFIELD, MAP 42 H 15 ,,NORTH OF CURTIS,332*CFSRES:

Respond to what :?

If the response isn't in their directory then they just put "respond to" and put further details further on in pager message or by radio.

Whats it mean by response not in directory?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 13, 2006, 12:58:30 AM
22:00:22  12-02-06  MFS: RESPOND SCHOOL FIRE 12/02/06 21:59,SEAFORD 6 TO 12 SCHOOL,GRAND BVD,SEAFORD, MAP 205 L 1 ,,KIDS ON ROOF, SPOT FIRES GOING FROM POLICE,8334 8124 431 439*CFSRES:

I used to hate school... setting fire to it is a bit extreme though :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 13, 2006, 06:20:55 AM
i believe if the incident cant be described by what is in their CAD program like "Backyard bonfire, or seige" or anything that isn't covered by their paging system then they just put respond to.

Being from a brigade that doesn't get paged by MFS thats as much as i can say PF but there should be someone on this forum to explain it better. :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rusty on February 13, 2006, 06:55:36 AM
MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 11/02/06 20:10,MATTHEWS RD,DORSET VALE, MAP 180 F 2 ,,MACKERETH COTTAGE SMOKE COMING FROM CHIMNEY,8642 5724 8624 4924*CFSRES:


smoke coming from the chimney.... isnt that generally the idea???

not the best call from MFS Comms... was smoke coming from the chimney for sure... becasue someone had lit a fire in the fireplace... LOL

SKIRKMOE;
sounds just like a vehicle recovery to me, im sure SOCC know what they are doing and responded appropriate resources for the call.



The MFS did exactly the right thing. The caller was a local CFS Brigade Captain who requested the response. "im sure SOCC MFS Comms know what they are doing and responded appropriate resources for the call."
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on February 13, 2006, 11:03:44 AM
Generally you get a "Respond RCR" "Respond HAZMAT" or such when the incident can be described in general terms. "Respond to" is meant to be used when the incident doesnt come under a general heading. It IS meant to have details following though

Eg: "Respond to [time / date blah blah] Cat up tree that has fallen onto house fire and trapped owner in car"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on February 13, 2006, 11:49:16 AM
The MFS did exactly the right thing. The caller was a local CFS Brigade Captain who requested the response. "im sure SOCC MFS Comms know what they are doing and responded appropriate resources for the call."

 :wink:Do you think so Rusty???????????? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 13, 2006, 11:18:45 PM
Eg: "Respond to [time / date blah blah] Cat up tree that has fallen onto house fire and trapped owner in car"
hahahaha :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Laska on February 14, 2006, 07:08:46 AM
1927482   08:11:16   14-02-06   Happy Valentine's Day SPT !!

not really amusing.. Kind of sweet though :) I wonder if I should send the guy I like a Valentine by page.. Hrmm.. probably not. lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Laska on February 14, 2006, 09:05:27 AM
1924939   10:11:00   14-02-06   HAPPY VALENTINES - CHARMAINE YOU KNOW NUMBER

awww the love is out in force today :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SOCC on February 14, 2006, 10:33:37 AM
Can I strongly suggest people don't take these messages as gospel, yes it might be entertaining but just be careful with them.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 14, 2006, 11:33:05 AM
The chimney thing might have been a chimney fire, people dont have fires going in the middle of summer.

but how would the chimney fire have started if the fire place wasnt lit.... but yeh they do around that area... friken cold some times even in summer.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 14, 2006, 11:34:49 AM
Can I strongly suggest people don't take these messages as gospel, yes it might be entertaining but just be careful with them.
What do you mean by that?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 14, 2006, 11:37:13 AM
i would suggest he/she means the speculation over SOCC or MFS Commcen dispatching appropriate resources, and people whinging about it.

a lot of the time the Ops Centres have a lot more info than they can put on the page...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SOCC on February 14, 2006, 11:44:11 AM
What I am meaning is , read them, have a laugh, be curious, but leave it at that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 14, 2006, 11:49:09 AM
ahh, no worries... have to agree there too :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on February 14, 2006, 12:19:10 PM
Yes - very unwise to act on anything that was not addressed or intended for you. Ok to paste things here for a chuckle but take it no further.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 14, 2006, 04:11:50 PM
Been about 3 or 4 MVA's in the last hour.  Danger hour
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTE on February 14, 2006, 04:30:59 PM
Just because you guys/gals at Kangarilla only just got paging technology doesnt mean you can abuse it... hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 14, 2006, 05:47:28 PM
Roger Radio.








*Sorry mate, had to do it.. :P .. Chuclkes to self at thought of Farva in Supertroopers!*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Laska on February 15, 2006, 08:10:36 AM
Just because you guys/gals at Kangarilla only just got paging technology doesnt mean you can abuse it... hahahahahaha

LOL Very funny.. there aint nothing wrong with living in the sticks.. Who cares we have chickens in our station.. we get free eggs :D

Besides.. we're even getting broadband soon so us Kangarillians aren't that far out :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 15, 2006, 09:12:01 AM
Roger Radio.








*Sorry mate, had to do it.. :P .. Chuclkes to self at thought of Farva in Supertroopers!*

Funniest movie i've ever seen. If there are more police like that around it would be good. :wink:
Title: Re: Amusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on February 15, 2006, 01:12:55 PM
The chimney thing might have been a chimney fire, people dont have fires going in the middle of summer.

but how would the chimney fire have started if the fire place wasnt lit.... but yeh they do around that area... friken cold some times even in summer.

much as I hate to inject some facts into all the speculation...

one reason for having a fire in summer is some people have a
range to provide hot water.

But in this case it is a heritage listed, vacant, locked up
cottage (technically owned by SA Water).  The interior could
have been on fire and the chimney the only place for the smoke
to escape.  Local residents rang the local captain who rang MFS
and requested the turnout.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 15, 2006, 06:24:03 PM
Thanks for that..








 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on February 15, 2006, 07:25:55 PM
Come on radio if we where not ment to read or act or laugh at these pager messages,,then why has someone up the chain not instructed the paid staff to stop sending these silly messages??????  ONE RULE FOR ALL I SAY......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 15, 2006, 08:21:23 PM
shhh blinky!  Maybe the people up the chain don't know... Don't let them take my fun away! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 16, 2006, 11:55:24 AM
1916944 13:17:21 16-02-06 You Idiot.......!!

to the point ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 16, 2006, 02:12:21 PM
Brown snake removed from Comms. room, be alert, hopefully there are no others. CherCapt. :-o

Wonder if they have near miss/accident forms............ :-P
Might get them a new comms room!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 16, 2006, 02:49:11 PM
Brown snake removed from Comms. room, be alert, hopefully there are no others. CherCapt. :-o

Wonder if they have near miss/accident forms............ :-P
Might get them a new comms room!!!

Hopefully they will check their PPE incl boots before putting them on. Would hate a passenger to show itself has they are getting dressed, or while they are on the truck  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 17, 2006, 05:48:43 AM
I hope they had there boots on before they got on the truck.

I dunno though, thought CFS were ment to be environmentally friendly.... taking a perfectly good home away from the snake! It would have kept any rodent issues down to ;)
(tongue in cheek) lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on February 17, 2006, 10:42:18 PM
1909230 23:38:04 17-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND TOILET BOWEL FIRE AT APEX TOILET BLOCK, OPPOSITE SERVICE STATION, KINGSTON < 17/02/2006 23:37:51

Time to lay off those baked beans!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 20, 2006, 07:54:14 AM
1909230 23:38:04 17-02-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND TOILET BOWEL FIRE AT APEX TOILET BLOCK, OPPOSITE SERVICE STATION, KINGSTON < 17/02/2006 23:37:51

Time to lay off those baked beans!  :-D

This message hasn't been manipulated has it? - Toilet Bowl or to Bowel :? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 20, 2006, 01:29:14 PM
No hasn't been manipulated i saw it too on the site it did read "bowel" :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 20, 2006, 02:16:12 PM
Try this one on for size

1908909 14:03:50 20-02-06 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 20/02/06 14:03,569 BUGLE RANGES LOC,BUGLE RANGES, MAP 0 O 0 ,,CAT DOWN HOLE,1248*CFSRES:

Sounds like this little kitty had a dose of to much milk and fell down the hole drunk  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 20, 2006, 02:44:21 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 20/02/06 14:45,BROADMEADOWS PRIMARY SCHOOL,HEYWOOD ST,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 B 4 ,,CHILD WITH GAS BOTTLE AND LIGHTER,331*CFSRES:

Do you think this kid will wet the bed :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 20, 2006, 03:42:23 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 20/02/06 14:45,BROADMEADOWS PRIMARY SCHOOL,HEYWOOD ST,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 B 4 ,,CHILD WITH GAS BOTTLE AND LIGHTER,331*CFSRES:

Do you think this kid will wet the bed :-P

If the kids doesn't, the parents and teachers of the school will if you read the pager message at face value. :-D
Imagine if the gas bottle was leaking or on and the kid lite the lighter.......booooom
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 20, 2006, 03:47:13 PM
Am I the only one who got a mental image of a "calvin" (and Hobbes) like character running around carrying a BBQ gas bottle and lighter with an evil grin.... :evil: :-P  (been eating too much vegemite)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 20, 2006, 04:01:44 PM
1926227 17:21:05 20-02-06 AS10 MORE LIKE A BIG GIRLS BLOUSE!

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 20, 2006, 04:38:53 PM
MENU CHANGE FOR TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT - PIZZA AND BEER INSTEAD - PLS MESSAGE NUMBERS ATTENDING TO HELP WITH ORDERING TO BIRDY ON ********

hmmm my kinda training...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 21, 2006, 07:53:03 AM
1909388 09:13:03 21-02-06 Millicent crew needed to assist police with burnoff from yesterdays weeding excercise, if available pls meet at station @ 1100hrs, thx Millicent Captain.

The boys in blue have been spending some time in the garden....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 21, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
It sounds like SAPOL found another dope crop patch in Canunda National Park scrub  :-)

I can recall being dispatched to one of those jobs while doing Green Corps last year but we were stop called halfway.... whoops i said something contraversial again  :oops: (runs and hides before a shotgun is pulled out)  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 21, 2006, 08:49:20 AM
When burning dope crops what do they do about the smoke that goes off :-P  Be some high coppers running around. :roll:

Make some room in the hideaway for me Rob :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 21, 2006, 08:55:41 AM
huh :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 21, 2006, 11:02:39 AM
C88 HAPPY FOR YOU TO GO HOME FOR CRIB... SECRETLY... JUST SAY ROGER IF THAT IS WHAT U CHOOSE!


not sooooo secret no more... lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 21, 2006, 11:42:40 AM
shhhh.... you weren't ment to tell anyone ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 21, 2006, 12:04:41 PM
Hey baby forgot to tell you NEXT tuesday i have immunisation course to attand 6.30 till 9.15pm. You will be at work anyway. Love you. PS Last night was great

Immunisation for what!!!! :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 21, 2006, 12:13:34 PM
for last night probly...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 22, 2006, 11:43:03 AM
1924664 13:02:48 22-02-06 From : chief:recall drug crop wanbi




 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jason on February 22, 2006, 10:00:16 PM
1908903 15:43:44 22-02-06 HEYSEN GO & DGO2 RE FRONT PAGE COURIER NOTE THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE NOT SUCKING UP - FW  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on February 22, 2006, 10:24:50 PM
15:47:48 22-02-06 PLS PH SIMON HENDERSON 0412856209

I guess someone wasn't too happy about it...Help Me Region
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on February 23, 2006, 12:05:14 PM
1909538 13:22:58 23-02-06 SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: TELEPHONE OUTAGE ON YORKE PENINSULA ALL PHONE SERVICES NOT WORKING INCLUDING 000 - BRIGADE ALARM # DIVERTED & MULTI AGENCY TG 028 ALLOCATED, OTHER ESO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED - FROM DSC DAVIS < 23/02/2006 13:22:45


^^ That cant be good !

and does anyone have the courier article ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 23, 2006, 12:41:56 PM
1909538 13:22:58 23-02-06 SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: TELEPHONE OUTAGE ON YORKE PENINSULA ALL PHONE SERVICES NOT WORKING INCLUDING 000 - BRIGADE ALARM # DIVERTED & MULTI AGENCY TG 028 ALLOCATED, OTHER ESO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED - FROM DSC DAVIS < 23/02/2006 13:22:45


^^ That cant be good !

and does anyone have the courier article ?

Yeah, but its too long to write out of thats what your after.  Havent read it myself.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 23, 2006, 12:42:56 PM
An extract of the article is posted here. (Courier 22/2/06)

http://www.safirefighter.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=53&?topic=433.msg6475#msg6475
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 23, 2006, 01:08:20 PM
HAHNDORF HUMPER NOW RETURNED BATTERY ISOLATOR FITTED ON DRIVERS SIDE FROM G.O.

No wonder there so happy at Hahndorf :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 23, 2006, 02:13:36 PM
SHQ: PT VINCENT: DUE TO PHONE LINE OUTAGE PLEASE RING REGION 2 TO CONFIRM YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS PAGE TO ENSURE WE HAVE PAGING IN THE AREA XXXX XXXX > 23/02/2006 12:32:04

Please ring as phone lines are down. Think about it  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 23, 2006, 03:38:39 PM
SHQ: PT VINCENT: DUE TO PHONE LINE OUTAGE PLEASE RING REGION 2 TO CONFIRM YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS PAGE TO ENSURE WE HAVE PAGING IN THE AREA XXXX XXXX > 23/02/2006 12:32:04

Please ring as phone lines are down. Think about it  :roll:

Hopefully mobile telephone towers still worked...otherwise a 'catch22' problem of which part failed..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on February 23, 2006, 03:42:27 PM
SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: TELEPHONE OUTAGE ON YORKE PENINSULA ALL PHONE SERVICES NOT WORKING INCLUDING 000 - BRIGADE ALARM # DIVERTED & MULTI AGENCY TG 028 ALLOCATED, OTHER ESO HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED

Smoke signals :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on February 23, 2006, 03:48:02 PM
HAHNDORF HUMPER NOW RETURNED BATTERY ISOLATOR FITTED ON DRIVERS SIDE FROM G.O.
No wonder there so happy at Hahndorf :lol:

Lucky buggers they must have the appliance from the Backdraft movie   :roll:

Appears the SOCC picked it too - SHQ: HAHNDORF HUMPER NOW RETURNED BATTERY ISOLATOR FITTED ON DRIVERS SIDE FROM G.O. - hmm wtf > 23/02/2006 14:54:18
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on February 23, 2006, 04:33:48 PM
HIP HIP HOORAY TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW RESCUE VEHICLE IS ON STATION FROM CAPTAIN
Obviously someone's happy about getting a new truck :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 23, 2006, 05:42:23 PM
HIP HIP HOORAY TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW RESCUE VEHICLE IS ON STATION FROM CAPTAIN
Obviously someone's happy about getting a new truck :-)

Either Onka rescue or Aldinga, i saw a rescue for Loby CFS/SES last time at moores, noice,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on February 23, 2006, 06:58:50 PM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 23/02/06 18:11,XY WATTLE TREE RD,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 146 K 16 ,,CAT UP A TREE,8924*CFSRES:

Good ol cat up a tree 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on February 23, 2006, 07:23:24 PM
Quote
HIP HIP HOORAY TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW RESCUE VEHICLE IS ON STATION FROM CAPTAIN
Obviously someone's happy about getting a new truck


Either Onka rescue or Aldinga, i saw a rescue for Loby CFS/SES last time at moores, noice,

I think it's Aldinga Beach (ex Mt Barker), heard it on the radio today doing checks.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 24, 2006, 01:41:11 AM
Quote
1926886  03:05:00  24-02-06  MFS: IT WAS ONLY K55 AT FIRST !!!
  1926886  02:59:48  24-02-06  MFS: CALLER IS FROM 34 MAINWARING CRES
  1926886  02:50:50  24-02-06  MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 24/02/06 02:50,TISBURY ST,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 A 5 ,,NEAR RAIL STN,331*CFSRES:

hehehe, wonder what happened here...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 24, 2006, 11:53:57 AM
Quote
BUCKS NIGHTS IS SUNDAY NIGHT

What! No time and place.......More info please :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 26, 2006, 10:48:03 PM
23:58:10 26-02-06 CFSRES

Thats gotta scheiße ya
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 27, 2006, 08:29:22 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 27/02/06 20:34,SARGENT PDE,BELLEVUE HEIGHTS, MAP 154 C 10 ,,ASSIST PUBLIC,4624*CFSRES:

believe it or not.. this response from MFS Comms was to extricate (im trying to make it sound more important) a kite from a tree for a memebr of public...

so this means next time im out flying a kite (bear with me..) and it gets stuck in a tree.. i ring triple zero and ask for the fire service?

mmm well if id been in charge of that truck and been told i was "extricating" a kite from a tree when i came up on air.. then i would have refused to respond. mis-usee of the service...

be interested if someone with some more background on this call could enter into this..?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Steveg on February 28, 2006, 09:48:49 AM
Member of public was a young boy, maybe 10 or 12, with his mother. we arrived, and after a quick look it was decided to use the ladder and a ceiling hook to remove the  kite from the tree, about 7 or 8 meters up.

only took 15 minutes, and, in my opinion, it was good Public Relations for the service.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on February 28, 2006, 02:32:16 PM
thanks for the insight steve..

but what was the general opinion of all the crew? complete misuse of the fire service and fire service equipment IMO...
anybody else got an opinion on "special service" calls like this?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on February 28, 2006, 03:17:06 PM
Have you completed the CFS Kite rescue course :-D
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Post by: medevac on February 28, 2006, 03:31:33 PM
hah lol^^^
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Post by: PF_ on February 28, 2006, 03:51:21 PM
Id like to know whythey called 000 for a kite?  Sure it is good PR work, but what went through their head that made them call 000 :? 

Was reading an article from SAMFS pdf magazine about a MFS crew that repeatedly got called to rescue the same cat from the same lady from the same roof top.  It was holding them up from their roast (poor fella's :-P) so one bloke told the old lady that her cat was a very special breed of climbing cat that is bred to climb up there.  It worked and they got home to their roast.  anyway enough of my rambling, out.
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Post by: CFS_Firey on February 28, 2006, 04:41:44 PM
Id like to know whythey called 000 for a kite? Sure it is good PR work, but what went through their head that made them call 000 :?
Often people don't know who to call, so they ring 000 for advice. The 000 operators don't know who to call either, so they respond the fire service.
We once got called to an old lady who was worried that the rising salt damp was going to short out her light switch... :|
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Post by: PF_ on February 28, 2006, 05:19:11 PM
Id like to know whythey called 000 for a kite? Sure it is good PR work, but what went through their head that made them call 000 :?
Often people don't know who to call, so they ring 000 for advice. The 000 operators don't know who to call either, so they respond the fire service.
We once got called to an old lady who was worried that the rising salt damp was going to short out her light switch... :|

How about calling across to the street to borrow a neighbours ladder :-)
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Post by: PF_ on February 28, 2006, 08:30:57 PM
Definetely not ammusing pager message...

SHQ: SONIA FOR INFO CONCORDIA, WILLIAMSTOWN, LYDNOCH & MFS X 2 AT MVA, BALMORAL RD, CONCORDIA. 3 CARS INVOLVED. CONFIRMED ENTRAPMENT. < 28/02/2006 21:51:31

DOes that mean there are 2 MFS appliances?  Tohught Gawler only had 1.
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Post by: CFS_Firey on February 28, 2006, 11:32:33 PM
DOes that mean there are 2 MFS appliances? Tohught Gawler only had 1.
Gawler (station 35) only has one appliance, (359), however its possible they responded further MFS appliances for extra equipment, or because they were bored.. :P
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Post by: PF_ on March 01, 2006, 05:52:07 AM
DOes that mean there are 2 MFS appliances? Tohught Gawler only had 1.
Gawler (station 35) only has one appliance, (359), however its possible they responded further MFS appliances for extra equipment, or because they were bored.. :P
Doubt they would have needed another appliance, had 3 CFS and their pumper is a rescue also.  COuldnt hav responded Elizabeth cause they would ahve been doing a COQ for a rubbish fire near Gawler.  UNless Gawler do have 2, got 2 bays.
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Post by: medevac on March 01, 2006, 06:52:10 AM
isnt it your brigade PF? (concordia) do some asking..

but from what i know i believe SOCC would have meant 2x MFS appliances. yea 35 only has the pump rescue, but could have ahd attendance by one of 33s as well, or perhaps MFS requested 204 if it was confirmed entrapment and they felt it was required.
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Post by: 24P on March 01, 2006, 08:18:37 AM
Gawler 359 and Elizabeth 331 responded
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Post by: PF_ on March 01, 2006, 10:38:38 AM
Training tonight, can find out then.  Interesting Elizabeth responded.
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 02, 2006, 09:03:12 AM
MFS:RESPOND TO 02/03/06 07:34 WATTLE TREE RD BRIDGEWATER, Map146 K16, SAME PUSSY UP SAME TREE YOU HAD TWO WEEKS AGO.

Sound like this cat needs a bullet... :evil:
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Post by: strikeathird on March 02, 2006, 01:18:38 PM
1919086 14:00:59 02-03-06 wallxxxs:CFS have upgraded preparedness level to Red due to increasing FDI in SA

1908990 14:43:56 02-03-06 LOFT: FYI: State preparedness level now at RED / FDI=60 at Strath / no major incs in R1 / DGO Chris. 02/03/2006

1928673 13:38:20 02-03-06 R1HQ: R1HQ ALL STAFF: REGION ONE IS NOW ALSO AT CODE RED. FDI AT STRATHALBYN IS 60. RDO PATTEN 2/03/2006 1:37:58 PM


WTF..  When state and Region are both at Code Red, isnt manning of group bases and alerts meant to take place??

Unless my pager for some reason hasnt got any of these messages..?  Im SURE members would like to know this info !!


Lucky for the paging site.. !!   :-(
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Post by: PF_ on March 02, 2006, 01:28:37 PM
Whats code Red and FDI?
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Post by: PF_ on March 02, 2006, 01:39:55 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: VIRGINIA RESPOND CROP FIRE, CURTIS ROAD, MUNNO PARA. ASSIST DALKEITH > 2/03/2006 02:29:50 CFS - Para Group

Vriginia have a crop fire :roll:  Must be a crop of.......tomatoes....... :-P
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Post by: strikeathird on March 02, 2006, 02:10:18 PM
Could be wheat, corn.. ? Who knows..

Code red is level of prepardness.. eg...  How many staff are in the SOCC centre, *group bases being manned :roll:* all that kind of stuff.. MEans the conditions are bad..

FDI is Fire Danger Index..  Which is mathematically calculated..

Over 50 means Total Fire ban is declared.. TFB.
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Post by: TillerMan on March 02, 2006, 03:21:31 PM
PRELIMINARY NOTICE FOR PBIPPE FITTING FRIDAY 17/3/06 AT 19.30 HRS AT THE BLAIR FIRE STATION - FROM SGO

Would that be Sturt group getting PBI........I didn't think they wanted it??
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Post by: PF_ on March 02, 2006, 03:32:22 PM
Could be wheat, corn.. ? Who knows..

Just bein' a smart arse
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Post by: medevac on March 02, 2006, 04:12:40 PM
mayb they got told? i have no idea what happended
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Post by: oz fire on March 03, 2006, 09:00:53 AM
Well - just maybe the group management looked out and saw that it would be better for the fire fighters protection. After all as the Group who dragged CFS out of overalls and calf length boots, I'm sure their culture (underlying and at brigade level) is to ensure the fire fighters have the best!

Don't tarnish many, many great fire fighters by the actions of a few at Group Level!

Whoops - forgot - this is becoming a bash others posting forum now though isn't it??? :? :?
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Post by: Darius on March 03, 2006, 10:37:58 AM
Code red is level of prepardness.. eg...  How many staff are in the SOCC centre, *group bases being manned :roll:* all that kind of stuff.. MEans the conditions are bad..

from where do you get that group bases are to be manned?
(not saying you're wrong, would just like to read the SOP/COSO that says that)
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Post by: strikeathird on March 03, 2006, 10:39:46 AM
I was under the impression, that if STATE and more so REGION is at code red, that group bases are meant to be manned for the taking of alerts..


Any one that can elaborate ?
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Post by: mengcfs on March 03, 2006, 11:43:35 AM
I was under the impression, that if STATE and more so REGION is at code red, that group bases are meant to be manned for the taking of alerts..


Any one that can elaborate ?

That's great if you actually have people that can man/woman the station during the day. Not sure about the COSO's and SOP's, appears the link on the CFS website is broken. Will have to check at station.
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Post by: strikeathird on March 03, 2006, 10:53:32 PM
1908887 00:04:21 04-03-06 To all Piccadilly Management Committee Members. The scheduled meeting on the 1/03/2006 has been postponed until 08/03/2006 due to a number of members away. (NameRemoved) 4/03/06 12:07:27 AM

Notice the freaking time !!

Yes ,just after Midnight !!
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Post by: Darius on March 06, 2006, 02:15:17 PM
I was under the impression, that if STATE and more so REGION is at code red, that group bases are meant to be manned for the taking of alerts..


Any one that can elaborate ?

That's great if you actually have people that can man/woman the station during the day. Not sure about the COSO's and SOP's, appears the link on the CFS website is broken. Will have to check at station.

if you find out somewhere where it says that, can you let me know please?
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Post by: bajdas on March 06, 2006, 03:02:55 PM
I was under the impression, that if STATE and more so REGION is at code red, that group bases are meant to be manned for the taking of alerts..


Any one that can elaborate ?

That's great if you actually have people that can man/woman the station during the day. Not sure about the COSO's and SOP's, appears the link on the CFS website is broken. Will have to check at station.

if you find out somewhere where it says that, can you let me know please?

Some details are contained in the 'SA CFS Operations Management Guidlines - Third Edition' (dated: 01/11/2004, ver 2, 81 pages). I downloaded this document from the CFS website last year, so it might be updated by now.

From the way I read the document, Regional Control Centres are activated at incidents. They can also be manned at high-risk times if an 'operations support brigade' can assist. The decision rests with the Regional Duty Officer at the time.

The State Control Centre is activated as per the 'levels of prepardness' (green, yellow, orange & red).

I read this as private research into other emergency service operations procedures and I would welcome correction to the above if I have mis-read.
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Post by: PF_ on March 07, 2006, 09:24:29 PM
HERM: URGMSG* RESPOND TO: kjgf khg g hgkjvhjghcj v 07-03-06 21:09:17

yep....
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Post by: fire03rescue on March 08, 2006, 08:00:14 AM
SHQ: *CFSRES: MILLICENT RESPOND PRIORITY 3 BACK TO HOUSE FIRE MOLONE STREET MILLICENT FOR DEBRIS REMOVAL < 8/03/2006 09:22:50

what is PRIORITY 3
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Post by: mengcfs on March 08, 2006, 08:33:26 AM
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CFSR5: CAUTION SPEED CAMERA IN SMITH ST NARACOORTE OUTSIDE COURT HOUSE. 8/03/2006 8:27:13 AM

Aaahhhh, they really are a caring family at Region 5. :-D
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Post by: rescue5271 on March 08, 2006, 09:32:04 AM
Only to the paid staff as that is who the page went to....
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Post by: mengcfs on March 08, 2006, 12:25:39 PM
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AR81 THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND OFFER TO ASSIST WITH CASE DISCUSSED HOWEVER IT HAS NOW BEEN CANCELLED, PT DECEASED :)

Is the smiley for the offer of kind assistance or that the patient is now deceased :? Maybe a sadist comcen officer.
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Post by: CFS_Firey on March 08, 2006, 12:45:33 PM
what is PRIORITY 3
Stop for lunch on the way?
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Post by: Mike on March 08, 2006, 03:36:18 PM
priority 3 = get there when you can.....
priority 2 = get therequickly; however no lights and/or sirens, all driving within Aust road rules.
priority 1 = life threatening.... lights and/or sirens, exempt from road rules (EXCEPT driving with due care)..... within SOP's etc etc...
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Post by: medevac on March 08, 2006, 03:40:42 PM
i have never... ever... heard of priority 3.
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Post by: strikeathird on March 08, 2006, 06:48:09 PM
1909026 19:56:09 08-03-06 WDSD 24 is unsafe to drive and IS NOT to be used - Capt 8/03/2006 7:55:36 PM

hmmmm
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Post by: Morgan on March 08, 2006, 08:48:47 PM
Hi guys
only priority 3 I ever did was backed up storm work with trees down all
over the place.
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Post by: medevac on March 09, 2006, 07:58:09 AM
hmm just went through the SOPs and COSOs... thers no such thing as a priority 3 call... im gonna put that one down to a SOCC typo... unless of course the brigade had a personal system... ?
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Post by: bajdas on March 09, 2006, 08:08:33 AM
Because SES are second-responders within the metro region and not the primary life-threat responders, majority of calls are Priority 3 or Priority 4.

You will see more P3 or P4 pages when the MFS take over SES call taking. The priority is being built into the computer system.

Happens a lot with storm damage and trees down, where the property damage is not going to get worse by a few hours delay (eg no rain & tree stable).
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Post by: medevac on March 09, 2006, 09:15:24 AM
mm yeah, ive heard of p1 thru p4 jobs for SES, However as far as CFS is concerned, and i believe it was a CFS page in question, there be no such thing...
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Post by: fire03rescue on March 09, 2006, 09:36:50 AM
yes it was a cfs question
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Post by: strikeathird on March 09, 2006, 02:34:14 PM
So before this gets its own thread.. :-P    CFS has Priority one (1) and two (2)...
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Post by: medevac on March 09, 2006, 02:42:03 PM
^^ No priority three... LOL
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Post by: oz fire on March 10, 2006, 08:13:26 AM
^^ No priority three... LOL
Not any more anyway - go back some years and you will find it in very old SOP's - the rewrite in the 1990/2000's took that out and standardised the P1 and P2 response - in line with other fire services.
Likewise MFS have transitioned (majority of the time) from code red and code green to P1 and P2

 :-D
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Post by: Mike on March 10, 2006, 10:37:28 AM
cool.... your a wealth of information Oz...
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Post by: F.B.R.T on March 10, 2006, 09:34:59 PM
Back on subject, here's an interesting one I spotted tonite!


call out naked lady needs rescuing 10/03/2006 9:46:08 PMk

Who gets to be the lucky service :-D
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Post by: PF_ on March 11, 2006, 07:51:10 AM
which brigade got that!? :-P
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Post by: strikeathird on March 11, 2006, 03:36:43 PM
Standby city response...






 :-P
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 13, 2006, 01:55:59 PM
Heres a hilarious pager message i got off the pager site today 

1908525 12:30:18 13-03-06 INFO:EAS:EASTERN SUBURBS RESPOND ANIMAL RESCUE - 6 BOLINGBROKE RD, TOORAK GARDENS, TWO POSSUMS STUCK IN RAINWATER TANK - FAUNA RESCUE ON SCENE REQUIRE ASSISTANCE GAINING ENTRY INTO TANK

It sounds like the possums had gastro and were getting some water to drink  :lol: :-P
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Post by: PF_ on March 13, 2006, 01:58:16 PM
Saw a page earlier this morning about a dog stuck on a roof
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Post by: oz fire on March 15, 2006, 03:32:19 PM
MFS: RESPOND Hazmat Incident 15/03/06 15:31,UPPER STURT RD,GLENALTA, MAP 143 D 12 ,,BELAIR NATIONAL PARK. 50 LITRES UNKNOWN CHEMICAL.,9028*CFSRES:

Now theres something different - bit of a change from a bushfire in the Belair National Park :|
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Post by: pumprescue on March 16, 2006, 07:07:30 AM
From : a concerned citizen:There is a female outside the orroroo police station rubbing herself. Please, help.

What the....sounds like Orroroo are have a good time. :-o
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Post by: probie_boy on March 16, 2006, 07:34:30 PM
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MFS: RESPOND Hazmat Incident 15/03/06 15:31,UPPER STURT RD,GLENALTA, MAP 143 D 12 ,,BELAIR NATIONAL PARK. 50 LITRES UNKNOWN CHEMICAL.,9028*CFSRES:

Now theres something different - bit of a change from a bushfire in the Belair National Park :|

haha, yeah a girl in my brigade works for parks and made that call. some parks boys picked these two drums up found under a tarpaulin near sir mark oliphant park. they then brought it back to belair and were just gonna dump it when the girl from my brigade walked past the drums and got caned with this brutal odour. she then rang hazmat. didn't find out what it was though. Personally I believe leftovers from a clandestine drug lab, as they are becoming quite common in the back of the hills.

well, theres the full story, straight from the horses mouth.
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Post by: strikeathird on March 16, 2006, 08:28:41 PM
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didn't find out what it was though. Personally I believe leftovers from a clandestine drug lab, as they are becoming quite common in the back of the hills.


Thats right, its the story from the horses mouth, not the facts from the horses mouth...


 :?
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Post by: medevac on March 16, 2006, 08:38:42 PM
mmm not quite the facts i had heard...
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Post by: strikeathird on March 16, 2006, 08:43:12 PM
hmmmmm
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 06:42:18 AM
whatever it was,,, heard it had a pH of zero... thats some strong acid!!!
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Post by: probie_boy on March 17, 2006, 08:08:38 AM
yeah, well she was there and told them to call hazmat, so it would appear to be pretty accurate.

pH of zero ay! surprised theres even drums left. skirkmoe's a burnsider, maybe he can shed some light on the incident??
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 08:25:43 AM
yeah, well she was there and told them to call hazmat, so it would appear to be pretty accurate.


i dont doubt she was there!!! just stating that i heard some very differant facts from the people in the know.
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Post by: oz fire on March 17, 2006, 08:27:21 AM
ha ha ha - how to distort facts in one easy post - anyone for Chinese whispers  :wink: ....... have heard a different version from the local crews who responded

Does however raise a question - the drums were emitting a noxious vapor - hence the burning of eyes and throats of those that eventually called Hazmat - being NPWSA staff, wouldn't they have done BFF1 or Level 1 and hence basic Hazmat????

Would you move/relocate half full drums of an unlabeled substance thats in a place it shouldn't be and you don't know what it is???
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 08:58:46 AM
very tru ozFire...

u would wonder what happend to basic training...

from what i hear, 4 seperate drums were picked up by a parks worker on rounds and put in the back of a ute... the parks worker then realised at the park gate that some of the drums contents had leaked, and a fire brigade response was transmitted...

interesting to note that a proper (SOP) HAZMAT response wasnt sent on the intial response page...
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 09:44:07 AM
MOTHER RANG. PLS DONT FORGET TO PICK ME UP FROM THE DOCTOR ON YOUR WAY HOME

cos im sure there'd be hell to pay...
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Post by: strikeathird on March 17, 2006, 10:05:16 AM
yeah, well she was there and told them to call hazmat, so it would appear to be pretty accurate.

pH of zero ay! surprised theres even drums left. skirkmoe's a burnsider, maybe he can shed some light on the incident??

Not doubting her, just saying your 'opinion' on the clan lab aint the "story from the horses mouth"..

any way...  who cares.
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 10:06:28 AM
we'll start another thread...

"Belair HAZMAT Debate" LOL
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Post by: strikeathird on March 17, 2006, 10:14:35 AM
ha!
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Post by: probie_boy on March 17, 2006, 10:42:02 AM
no my views on the clan lab are just that. My views! not part of the story. just clearing it up
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Post by: fire03rescue on March 17, 2006, 02:08:42 PM
TEST TO SEE IF THE DOG ATE THE PAGER !!!
woof woof
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 02:35:57 PM
but what if it had? hmm i guess you'd have to wait it out....
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Post by: PF_ on March 17, 2006, 03:26:31 PM
INFO: All new firefighters who will be training the initial CABA course this year (not reaccredit) will be fitted for PPI Gold at the CFS State Training Centre when on the course. - Steve GTO

Wonder if that goes for everyone who does BA course
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 03:30:12 PM
hmm well thats what it says.
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Post by: PF_ on March 17, 2006, 03:32:16 PM
Its from a GTO, so maybe it only works for a certain group (bit odd if it did)

Makes sense though
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Post by: medevac on March 17, 2006, 03:48:22 PM
i just dont get it...
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Post by: probie_boy on March 19, 2006, 09:06:25 PM
yeah my training officer told me that people from lion will be at BA courses.
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Post by: mengcfs on March 20, 2006, 11:53:45 AM
Can confirm (as a BA Instructor) that a rep from Lion will be at all initial courses. The sizing up is done during a lunch break.
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Post by: probie_boy on March 20, 2006, 12:19:53 PM
yeah thats what i heard from my training officer who is a BA instructor too.
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Post by: oz fire on March 20, 2006, 02:24:27 PM
what a great and proactive idea - reps on site servicing customer needs :wink:
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Post by: CFS_Firey on March 20, 2006, 03:25:27 PM
SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: STREAKY BAY & CALCA COMMUNITIES WITHOUT ANY PHONE SERVICES - FIXED & MOBILE UNTIL TUESDAY AM. CFS CONTINGENCIES INVOKED. GRN PAGING & VOICE ALL OK - DSC DAVIS. > 20/03/2006 14:59:54

Bugger!
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Post by: strikeathird on March 23, 2006, 05:38:13 PM
1927485 18:37:54 23-03-06 hi sorry was busy! was going to tell u about a fat maxi lift patient - now not required, disregard. thanks anna
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Post by: strikeathird on March 23, 2006, 05:39:55 PM
1916948 19:04:11 23-03-06 PLEASE ENSURE YOU'VE PACKED SUFFICIENT UNDERWEAR REGARDS GKD
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Post by: calspec on March 24, 2006, 12:00:41 PM
1908434 11:41:41 24-03-06 W****R

No need for a filter here!
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Post by: probie_boy on March 24, 2006, 12:02:08 PM
hahahaha. yeah
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Post by: rescue5271 on March 25, 2006, 06:01:26 AM
I know we all like a good laugh,but some of the pager messages of late are very RUDE and CRUDE and may be some people need to be careful with what the put on the pagers but if we look at where most of them are coming it would be that paid staff are the one's doing all the RUDE and CRUDE pager's.........ONE RULE FOR SOME AND ONE RULE FOR OTHERS
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Post by: strikeathird on March 25, 2006, 11:05:16 AM
1926886 12:23:44 25-03-06 MFS: APOLOGY WILL ONLY BE ACCEPTED IF A CARTON OF CORONA ARRIVES AT COMMCEN MR NAIRN
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Post by: Scania_1 on March 25, 2006, 11:35:04 AM
I agree Bill, just cause some people are bored at work they shouldnt be using the GRN paging system for their fun. People can say we shouldnt be reading them , but I have heard of volunteers being told off for sending social type messages.
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Post by: Camo on March 25, 2006, 12:21:28 PM
yes me in particular! and my captain!

Camo
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Post by: medevac on March 25, 2006, 01:42:23 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 25/03/06 14:49,42 TALLADIRA WY,WOODCROFT, MAP 177 G 14 ,,PROBLEM WITH POOL CHLORINE IN POOL FILTER,8124 439*CFSRES:

soooo... that would be a HAZMAT then boys... so wheres the HAZMAT response???
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 25, 2006, 02:33:38 PM
Thought MFS carry basic HAZMAT equipment on their pumpers,  or rescue pumpers ( 439 ??).

But i'm probably wrong!!!
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Post by: medevac on March 25, 2006, 02:35:08 PM
HAZMAT response is minimum two HAZMAT brigades, plus local fire...

mmmm looks like a HAZMAT, smells like a HAZMAT... mmmm even burns my skin off like a HAZMAT.

**sorry i just came up with that in my head and thought id share... ill keep it to myself next time.
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Post by: Firefrog on March 25, 2006, 03:01:13 PM
That's Gold
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Post by: backburn on March 25, 2006, 04:47:18 PM
1912231 14:08:59 25-03-06 tracy has large norks. If you want them squeeze them   :?

1912231 14:05:58 25-03-06 for gay sex call ash on 0439047336  :?

and I get in trouble for Merry Christmas and happy new year. Or even for a 21st to the members not sure whats allowed.
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Post by: strikeathird on March 25, 2006, 05:38:06 PM
^^ Yea thats a bit rough...



Regarding the Hazmat. ..  All I could think of is that the MFS call taker had further information that what the page stated...  How ever, as it was a known Chlorine (or.. chemical) related incident... WHy wasn't it at LEAST a hazmat reduced response?

I know MFS439 may carry hazmat equip, but i believe that is CFS area, would have thought cfs hazmat would go as well.. EG -what happens if the MFS appliance gets stopped enroute to an accident / has an accident / vehicle failure.. what ever... There would be no hazmat equip on the way then...

But... It wasnt turned out as a Hazmat, hence im guessing why cfs hazmat didnt go...

Maybe MFS comms need to be asked why they didnt respond the job as a hazmat... Knowing there were chemicals involved... DId they have further info ??

Any one here the job?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on March 25, 2006, 05:51:43 PM
hahah large norks...

re: hazmat... if it wasnt a HAZMAT... then why were two splash suits used??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 26, 2006, 07:53:06 PM
The GRN paging system is in palce for one reason and thats for all emergecny services to send both emergency response messages & other messages but definately not rude & crude messages :cry:

If those kind of messages are to be sent the company or companies doing this should have their own paging network rather than abuse the SAGRN paging network
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on March 26, 2006, 08:57:05 PM
hahah large norks...

re: hazmat... if it wasnt a HAZMAT... then why were two splash suits used??

Mate you don't have to convince me... I think hazmat should have gone from the outset...  (So yes, I think the RESPONSE from MFS should have been for a hazmat...)

But...  In a perfect world i spose...   :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on March 27, 2006, 10:21:37 AM
hahah large norks...

re: hazmat... if it wasnt a HAZMAT... then why were two splash suits used??

Mate you don't have to convince me... I think hazmat should have gone from the outset...  (So yes, I think the RESPONSE from MFS should have been for a hazmat...)

But...  In a perfect world i spose...   :?

there's a form the local CFS EMA brigade can fill in and send in reporting that the response/dispatch procedures were not followed (if indeed they weren't).  EMA brigades in my group report it when it happens.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on March 27, 2006, 11:21:19 AM
The problem is that a lot of people that send pager messages don't realise that we can all see them.
I guess that most of us until last year would have thought the same
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 27, 2006, 11:31:18 AM
1912231 14:08:59 25-03-06 tracy has large norks. If you want them squeeze them   :?

1912231 14:05:58 25-03-06 for gay sex call ash on 0439047336  :?

and I get in trouble for Merry Christmas and happy new year. Or even for a 21st to the members not sure whats allowed.

The above page smells of SPAM email.

I believe (but not confirmed) that some agencies have email or computerised high alert messages (eg IT helpdesk) automatically duplicated on the GRN pagers.

So this might be accidental as a new system is tested or a computer generated page.

Either way I would think someone is working on ensuring it does not happen again !!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 27, 2006, 12:32:28 PM
regardless, some a** would've been kicked here!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on March 27, 2006, 03:14:30 PM
You would hope so !! !!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 28, 2006, 12:54:27 PM
yes. yes, you would.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on March 28, 2006, 01:01:13 PM
You can't deny that it would have been funny though... :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 28, 2006, 01:04:39 PM
indeed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 28, 2006, 02:00:07 PM
I would assume the following were for Dept of Environment workers at the National/Conservation Parks. Otherwise two difficult 'incidents' to deal with for someone :evil:

13:37:13 28-03-06 PLS PH FISHING VESSEL CHALLENGE  HAVE SIGHTED HUMP BACK WHALE WEST OF COFFIN BAY

09:19:50 28-03-06 KANGAROO STUCK IN FENCE ANSTEY RECREATION PARK BY TRUCKS 18 IN THE CAR PARK SECTION 5 PLS PH IF ANY CONCERNS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on March 28, 2006, 02:46:00 PM
Hi All,

I would just like to say that the SA online pager site hit 20,388 hits today. This is over a course of 3 months. I can see that a fair amount of people are using the service, and i am guessing that the majority of people on this thread use it to get info?

I am looking at expanding the features offered by rehosting the CFS/SES/MFS filter file. Also uploading previous pager logs for about a month duration at a time?

What do people think? Any ideas?

Sorry the the downtime yesterday morning we lost the power here for 90 minutes... My UPS does not hang on this long unfortunately.

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on March 28, 2006, 03:15:52 PM
A filter would be awesome, and logs could also come in handy ;)
Thanks Sam!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 29, 2006, 10:40:37 AM
can someone please put up the URL for this site!?!? i can never find it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on March 29, 2006, 10:42:06 AM
http://www.users.on.net/~jkoerner/monitor.html
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 29, 2006, 10:49:54 AM
thanks hombre.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 01, 2006, 04:03:48 PM
1908449 10:39:23 01-04-06 IF YOU HAVE RECEIVED THIS PAGER MESSAGE, YOUR PAGER IS OUT OF RANGE PLEASE PHONE GRN TECH ON **********

Ummmmm. Duh.  ?????  LOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 01, 2006, 06:07:49 PM
hahaha

MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 01/04/06 16:59,99 OSTERLEY AV,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 146 H 16 ,,ASSIST DOG IN LARGE TREE,8924*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on April 02, 2006, 07:23:00 AM
Dog must have been flying and fell out of the plane :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 02, 2006, 06:44:15 PM
have you noticed that animals seem to enjoy getting stuck in Bridgewater? The bridgewater CFS boys must have soft hands... :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 06, 2006, 12:21:32 PM
(33) THIS IS THE SECOND SUCH TEST MESSAGES/ IF YOU STICK AS STOCK OF LIQUOR IN YOUR LOCKER, BE
SURE TO LOCK YOUR STOCK UP WITH A LOCK IN CASE SOME QUICK SLICK PICKPOCKET
TRIES TO STEAL THE LIQUOR FROM THE LOCKER THAT ISNT LOCKED / TEST END
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 06, 2006, 12:50:07 PM
Some people dont deserve pagers....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 06, 2006, 12:52:40 PM
Hmm.. If you look down the pager log , seems there was a heap of those type of messages...


Do people not realise these cost money ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 06, 2006, 12:56:05 PM
Hmm.. If you look down the pager log , seems there was a heap of those type of messages...

Do people not realise these cost money ?

Communications systems need to be tested at times though....for me it is better to invest $$ in testing rather than an emergency page not being received.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 06, 2006, 01:05:39 PM
1929014 11:30:33 06-04-06 (30) FIFTH TEST MESSAGE FROM LINK WAYVILLE / THE CAT CREPT INTO THE CRYPT, CRIED, CROUCHED, CRAPPED, AND CREPT OUT AGAIN / 1234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ / abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!@#$%^&*(()_+{}|:"?>



More appropriate test messages maybe ??  ...  and that being the fifth of group 30, thought they might have received the test by now..

Any way.. Its coming frmo Link.. not even from SES or a service?  Where is it picking this up from?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 06, 2006, 01:16:58 PM
Its Link's responsibility to make sure the paging system works (I think :?), so they can test it as much as they like, as far as I'm concerned.. ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 06, 2006, 01:21:50 PM
I thought SAGRN and the nocc handle paging ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 06, 2006, 01:26:51 PM
I believe Telstra won the contract to run the technicals & NOCC portion of the voice and data SAGRN. Link provide the technicals for GRN Paging.

I know that you can telephone Link Paging, quote a pager number and the message and this will send the message to the SAGRN pager or group of pagers.

This is used quite often by unit duty officers or officers, who are not close to a computer with the software operating.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 06, 2006, 01:32:19 PM
K :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 06, 2006, 02:38:11 PM
Quote
1929014 11:30:33 06-04-06 (30) FIFTH TEST MESSAGE FROM LINK WAYVILLE / THE CAT CREPT INTO THE CRYPT, CRIED, CROUCHED, CRAPPED, AND CREPT OUT AGAIN / 1234567890ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ / abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!@#$%^&*(()_+{}|:"?>

How could this possibly be a test.....Very unprofessional! Most people would look at this message and think the last part of the message is garbled.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 06, 2006, 02:43:32 PM
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 06, 2006, 02:53:33 PM
....yes
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 09, 2006, 05:02:44 PM
PROSPECT WILL NOT BE RESPONDING TO ROOF DUE TO EXTENT OF DAMAGE - HOUSEHOLDER HAS BEEN ADVISED TO VACATE PREMESIS FROM DON


ANy one know what cause it ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 09, 2006, 05:10:01 PM
^^
MFS: RESPOND COLLAPSED BUILD 09/04/06 15:17,49 BARTON ST,BLAIR ATHOL, MAP 94 C 14 ,,PART ROOF COLLAPSE AFFECTED BY WHITE ANTS OWNER CLEARED DEBRIS NEEDS HOLE TO BE SECURED HEATHER 8349 5019,73120*CFSRES

this ones interesting more than ammusing - didnt see any CFS response messages for this one.

1of2:Group Page - MB81 (Crew Names) attended a Collapsed patient who had a Vehicle Accident at Mount Barker - patient 60 yo male deceased - taken to
1927364 10:49:43 09-04-06 2of2:MBHL - ta Leith
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 10, 2006, 10:47:10 PM
Not so much amusing but...

1909004 19:40:48 10-04-06 IRBK: RESOPOND IRONBANK STATION RE LARGE EXPLOSION FROM INSIDE OLD STATION AND BUILDING IS ON FIRE.AND ALSO SPARKS HAVE STARTED A BUSH FIRE. 10/04/2006


That's one way to dispose of the old station

Doh!

Anyone got some more info on this one?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 10, 2006, 10:51:11 PM
They are doing a joint BA excersise with Bradbury(?) for Monday night training... I guess they tested their pagers as well ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 11, 2006, 12:54:20 AM
It did have "Training exercise" written all over it.  It wouldn't have looked good if a brigade managed to gut its own station on a training night - bit hard to explain to region.   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 11, 2006, 09:44:00 AM
yeah, they were yammering on the radio all bl**dy night!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 12, 2006, 01:43:54 PM
Quote
SHQ: CFSRES: PT WAKEFIELD & DUBLIN RESPOND HIGHWAY ONE 15KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD, NTH BOUND LANE - OR 5KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD SOUTH BOUND LANE. < 12/04/2006 12:20:49

Respond to what?..........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 12, 2006, 01:53:07 PM
not to mention 5 km south of port wakefield, or 15 km south ?

Obvisouly who ever informed SOC had no idea.. SOC can only go by what little info they sometimes get...

Im guessing the call came frmo another agency, or someone who was rather frazzled about where they were..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 12, 2006, 02:47:18 PM
that message is so confusing, the brigades probably just cruised up and down the highway till they found sumthing to respond to.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 12, 2006, 04:18:44 PM
SHQ: CFSRES PINNAROO RESPOND GRAPE SPILL MALLEE HWY AND BORDERTOWN RD , PINNAROO FROM CAPTAIN > 12/04/2006 15:41:50

another freaking one..


Its a conspiracy !!


 :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 12, 2006, 04:48:55 PM
it is. I believe it is a sabotage by french spies to lower the quantity and quality of australian wine, so their own wines can punch a hole in the market.

I found it odd that the truck drivers name was pierre...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 12, 2006, 04:53:34 PM
Quote
SHQ: CFSRES: PT WAKEFIELD & DUBLIN RESPOND HIGHWAY ONE 15KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD, NTH BOUND LANE - OR 5KM SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD SOUTH BOUND LANE. < 12/04/2006 12:20:49

Respond to what?..........

Call from SAAS was first..

BL81 Cat2 Highway 1, Port Wakefield POLICE REQUIRED

No better info on locality..  Its a looooong stretch of road..  Guess that is all SOC had to work with.. Plus what ever they could get out of the seperate com-cens..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 13, 2006, 12:00:43 AM
Maybe two differnt MVA's at same time, just take a pick at the job you want....

IT COULD HAPPEN :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 13, 2006, 07:59:57 AM
hmmmm, nah we'll go see if the next one has any good lookin chicks ro rescue...  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 13, 2006, 01:52:20 PM
"12:24:44 13-04-06 Due to the lack of personnel attending to fire calls a for sale sign will be placed out the front, with a CLOSED for business on front door."

Someone is not happy....... :x
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on April 13, 2006, 02:38:17 PM
Not my idea of volunteer motivation management, but there you go :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 13, 2006, 02:45:43 PM
:lol:

Which brigade wrote that?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on April 13, 2006, 03:16:33 PM
:lol:

Which brigade wrote that?

Salisbury - not exactly the best way of dealing with it in my opinion either.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 13, 2006, 03:18:06 PM
Inspiring really.... and what happens if a new member rocks up???? confusion will reign!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 13, 2006, 05:43:27 PM
haha...  Ill give you $5 for the station... Only if you throw the trucks in for free... Infact... You will have to pay me to take the trucks..




 :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 13, 2006, 05:57:53 PM
going freelance?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 13, 2006, 06:58:15 PM
ahaha..

Nooo... Ill do just fine turning out with my brigade..


lol.........


*thinks back to a particular 'freelance' relating thread...*


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 13, 2006, 07:29:53 PM
hahahahaah yeah :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 13, 2006, 08:34:39 PM
13-04-06  AT GREAT EXPENSE TO ROB STYLING KEN POTTER AND GAVIN PORTER THE WINNER OF THE EASTER RAFFLE IS ANDREW LANE - BODS PLS ASK ANDREW TO CONTACT LFT 1 FOR COLLECTION

hehe, I wonder what the expense was... and congratulations Andrew :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 17, 2006, 01:13:03 PM
WE HAVE A TOWN TO PROTECT WERE IS EVERBODY, ONLY ONE PERSON HERE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 17, 2006, 04:33:05 PM
Ha..Ha.. Murray Bridge MFS, i think they were protecting their town from a backyard rubbish fire!!! :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 17, 2006, 06:09:14 PM
little fires turn deadly easily, Worcester Cold storage fire started after a candle tipped over, 6 F/F's were killed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 17, 2006, 06:54:32 PM
If strikeathird wants $5.00 for the station and the appliances for nothing i might as well throw my hat in the ring and give the salisbury brigade $20.00 for all of their radio communications gear as well throw in an extra $10 for their computer if they have one  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 17, 2006, 07:31:54 PM
WE HAVE A TOWN TO PROTECT WERE IS EVERBODY, ONLY ONE PERSON HERE

Bit sad really when even being isnt an insentive to turn up.

Safecom really needs to look at value for money with Murray Bridge MFS if they are going to struggle to crew trucks.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 18, 2006, 12:47:20 AM
Yep, very sad indeed camo.......


Maybe retained CFS ?



:P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 18, 2006, 02:47:44 AM
MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 17/04/06 18:59,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,LEAWOOD GARDENS, MAP 131 J 12 ,,STOP FROM SAPOL,TO DANGEROUS,72320*CFSRES:


What was too dangerous?

Weather conditions ? Scene ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 18, 2006, 02:49:10 AM
MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 17/04/06 18:15,ADELAIDE-CRAFERS HWY,LEAWOOD GARDENS, MAP 131 J 12 ,,MAJOR CRASH REQUIRE ,ARRESTOR BED ,CEMENT CORNER,72320*CFSRES:


Just found the job....   That explains it..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 18, 2006, 03:18:38 AM
Just how fast was that truck going.  Straight through the arrestor bed and into the cliff at the other end.  ouch.  An absolute nightmare for the driver.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on April 18, 2006, 09:11:45 AM
Yep, very sad indeed camo.......
Maybe retained CFS ?
:P

Retained CFS - youv'e got to be joking!

The Murray Bridge CFS brigade would handle the MFS calls no worries - maybe just an upgrade to their station and another appliance - to allow them to look after the town area (to which they already often respond) and the huge rural and industrial areas around the town that they already protect!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 18, 2006, 12:16:02 PM
Yep, very sad indeed camo.......
Maybe retained CFS ?
:P

Retained CFS - youv'e got to be joking!

The Murray Bridge CFS brigade would handle the MFS calls no worries - maybe just an upgrade to their station and another appliance - to allow them to look after the town area (to which they already often respond) and the huge rural and industrial areas around the town that they already protect!

Thats all well and good oz, but by the sounds of the page, crewing numbers are the problem.. You can have all the fancy trucks and bling bling in the station, but without any one to respond what good will it do?

Hopefully its only a 1 off, as im guessing its not a normal problem for the Bridge ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 18, 2006, 01:13:00 PM
MFS: RESPOND RESCUE HIEGHTS 18/04/06 10:01,YORKETOWN RD,EDITHBURGH, MAP 0 0 0 ,,RIDE ON LAWNMOWER WITH RIDER GONE OVER 3 TO 4 METRE CLIFF AT THE EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB,76129*CFSRES:



^ That........ would suck !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 01:51:20 PM
1928013 09:41:34 18-04-06 MFS: RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB - YORKTOWN RD EDITHBURGH - RIDE ON LAWNMOWER GONE OVER 3 - 4 METRE CLIFF .CALL CAME FROM CFS HQ..
1918235 09:41:30 18-04-06 MFS: RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB - YORKTOWN RD EDITHBURGH - RIDE ON LAWNMOWER GONE OVER 3 - 4 METRE CLIFF .CALL CAME FROM CFS HQ..
1925614 09:40:32 18-04-06 F99 NetCall Test Page
1919109 09:39:02 18-04-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: YORKETOWN & EDITHBURGH RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB, YORKETOWN RD, **EDITHBURGH**, RIDE ON LAWNMOWER OVER 4M CLIFF... SAAS & SES ALSO RESPONDED < 18/04/2006 09:38:46 CFS - Southern Yourke Group
1907737 09:39:00 18-04-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: YORKETOWN & EDITHBURGH RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB, YORKETOWN RD, **EDITHBURGH**, RIDE ON LAWNMOWER OVER 4M CLIFF... SAAS & SES ALSO RESPONDED < 18/04/2006 09:38:46
1919109 09:38:56 18-04-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: YORKETOWN & EDITHBURGH RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB, YORKETOWN RD, **EDITHBURGH**, RIDE ON LAWNMOWER OVER 4M CLIFF... SAAS & SES ALSO RESPONDED < 18/04/2006 09:38:42 CFS - Southern Yourke Group
1919113 09:38:54 18-04-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: YORKETOWN & EDITHBURGH RESPOND EDITHBURGH GOLF CLUB, YORKETOWN RD, **EDITHBURGH**, RIDE ON LAWNMOWER OVER 4M CLIFF... SAAS & SES ALSO RESPONDED < 18/04/2006 09:38:42
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 01:53:01 PM
ride on lawn mowers are nasty things, have a mate than ran over his son with one of those, reversing, kid whos meant to be inside goes to pick up tennis ball from behind mower... d'oh. anyway, one severed toe and massive plastic surgery to knee/leg,,,, not too bad an outcome really.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on April 18, 2006, 02:15:11 PM
Quote
Thats all well and good oz, but by the sounds of the page, crewing numbers are the problem.. You can have all the fancy trucks and bling bling in the station, but without any one to respond what good will it do?
Hopefully its only a 1 off, as im guessing its not a normal problem for the Bridge ?
Quote
Striker didnt see page - from camo's psot thought it was MFS Murray Bridge with crewing problems - unusual if it is MB CFS as hear they often have crews for the second appliance if needed!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 02:29:30 PM
Eh? im confused now... thought it was MB MFS that paged that...?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 18, 2006, 04:14:49 PM
MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 17/04/06 18:15,ADELAIDE-CRAFERS HWY,LEAWOOD GARDENS, MAP 131 J 12 ,,MAJOR CRASH REQUIRE ,ARRESTOR BED ,CEMENT CORNER,72320*CFSRES:
MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 17/04/06 18:59,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,LEAWOOD GARDENS, MAP 131 J 12 ,,STOP FROM SAPOL,TO DANGEROUS,72320*CFSRES:

They got stopped 45 mins later? Couldn't SAPOL tell them in person, or hadn't they arrived yet? :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 18, 2006, 05:19:23 PM
Lets just hope for our sakes that no other CFS brigades will suffer the same fate as Salisbury has  :-(

Although there are likely signs that other brigades with diffculty of getting people to join or man appliances will start dropping like flies  :cry:

Then again i could be wrong :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 05:48:14 PM
eh?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 05:56:12 PM
MFS: RESPOND Bomb Threat 18/04/06 17:18,LYELL MCEWIN,HAYDOWN RD,ELIZABETH VALE, MAP 61 P 11,,PRIORITY 1. LIGHTS - NO SIREN. EMRGENCY WAIT ROOM.,331*CFSRES:


another patient unhappy with the waiting times???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 18, 2006, 06:37:49 PM
Lets just hope for our sakes that no other CFS brigades will suffer the same fate as Salisbury has  :-(

Anyone able to enlighten us what fate Salisbury has suffered  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 18, 2006, 06:51:26 PM
There being mingers mate...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 18, 2006, 08:58:42 PM
Yeah i know, just fishing for some outrageous answers :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 19, 2006, 12:47:39 AM
YEa oz - it was MB MFS... With the CFS retained i should have explained, meant using some of the members... not turning the CFS brigade into a retained service, but maybe some of the members can go for MB MFS retained.. as yes, i also heard they have good crews..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 19, 2006, 09:02:42 AM
I've tried getting into the MFS but the rule is that you have to reside within 10 minutes or less from the fire station plus the literacy & numercy test is real hard

Whats the point of making CFS a retained service as it would require all new applicants to do the same literacy/numercy some people may not be good at maths

Murray Bridge CFS can handle all MFS callouts if they are jsut given new appliances of equipment to deal with RCR,Hazchem & CBR as well Structual fires

Besides the CFS has been a volunteer service ever sicne it was known as EFS so theres no point in breaking tradition and having 2 paid fire services in SA
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Post by: oz fire on April 19, 2006, 09:42:33 AM
Off the topic still - I would hope rather than CFS members go across to be retained that, if CFS can crew appliances and respond to meet community needs that CFS be given the job of doing it - remove the duplication after all SES is RCR in Murray Bridge.

Robert - Murray Bridge CFS have the Hazmat Equipment and basic CBR stuff through Hazmat! They have a pumper (Volvo F7) and a rural and are an excellent and competent team who are just as skilled at urban and specialist incidents as they are at rural!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 19, 2006, 03:20:18 PM
I've heard a few retained MFS guys on the radio before and they must have got the easy version of the literacy and numeracy test because they were shocking... :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 19, 2006, 03:32:52 PM
I've heard a few retained MFS guys on the radio before and they must have got the easy version of the literacy and numerecy test because thay were shocking... :wink:

I wouldn't throw stones. Spell check is probably a good thing. :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 19, 2006, 03:37:37 PM
Thats why i'm not in MFS.... :lol:

There we go meng all fixed up :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on April 19, 2006, 04:18:09 PM
bugga - knew that button at the bottom of the post with spell check was there for something - must get some IT training :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 19, 2006, 04:50:47 PM
Thats why i'm not in MFS.... :lol:

There we go meng all fixed up :oops:

Never mind, I have never used the spell check. Probably heaps of my posts with miss spells in them. I just couldn't let that one slip :-D :wink: Mind you i did spend five minutes reading it making sure there were no errors - bored again :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 19, 2006, 04:52:28 PM
ALot of MVA's are occuring.. (Funnily enough)... You would think more people would be careful in the rain...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 19, 2006, 04:57:30 PM
10:56:21 19-04-06 Type 2 Incident logged with Security impact; No. 13878 Site: Operations \ Barossa Region \ Millbrook; Car in river 1.5 KM upstream of Torrens Weir; Further info contact.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 19, 2006, 06:47:38 PM
Dunno if any of oyuse have been driving in the last 2 hours but it was absolutely treacherous.  Couldnt go more than 6okm/h.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 20, 2006, 08:48:03 AM
Ill take your word for it PF.... its nice and sunny in QLD at the moment though ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 20, 2006, 11:34:15 AM
haha, well its nice cold and rainy down here :-P  Hey wait the sun just came out!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 20, 2006, 11:48:02 AM
10:19:30  20-04-06  BERNADETT LOXTON HOTEL DO YOU REQUIRE YOUR ROOM TONIGHT ARE YOU CHECKED OUT, THE LUGGAGE YOU LEFT HAS GONE

Too bad if you didn't take the luggage, someone just scored some new cloths :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on April 20, 2006, 03:29:02 PM
Whoops - all of those lacy dress up clothes - not happy jan, now will have to buy some more
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 21, 2006, 11:20:35 AM
KAPUNDA CFS WILL RESPOND TO ALL MFS CALLS FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD

Wonder why :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 21, 2006, 11:40:45 AM
And just a little earlier

 
1905679 10:05:05 21-04-06 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE, SAD DAY PETER MFS - KAPUNDA

1905679 10:03:11 21-04-06 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: STN 64 PAGER TEST, KAPUNDA FIRE STATION MFS - KAPUNDA

1905679 10:02:20 21-04-06 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE STANDBY FOR A PHONE & PAGER TEST MFS - KAPUNDA
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Post by: PF_ on April 21, 2006, 12:00:43 PM
Saw that too, anybody got any info?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 21, 2006, 12:04:04 PM
And a bit earlier again.....

1905679 05:43:20 21-04-06 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE STANDBY FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE, CAN YOU ALL CALL MARK ON xxxxxxxx AS SOON AS YOU CAN MFS - KAPUNDA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 21, 2006, 09:36:54 PM
yeah, whats going on here???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 21, 2006, 11:16:26 PM
Robert you will find that your current appliance is 1987 build which makes it close to the twenty year mark this year. You will see a phase out of most of the rear entry type 34 and 24`s in the next year os so as the new appliances come online and rotations occur.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 21, 2006, 11:22:38 PM
yeah, whats going on here???

MFS are slowly being phased out of SA and CFS is taking over :-D :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on April 22, 2006, 03:01:32 AM
Kapunda crew are dealing with the sudden passing away of their respected Station Officer.

Condolences go out to his family and crew.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 22, 2006, 10:49:12 AM
08:47:37 22-04-06 [K.I.Group] *CFSRES Testing to Duncan Gosse and Western Districts. Happy Easter from Parndana station 16-04-2006 8:50:58 AM


Minger....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 22, 2006, 12:03:42 PM
Could be Greek.

Sad news about the Kapunda S.O, condolances to Kapunda MFS and the family.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 22, 2006, 12:33:47 PM
Could be Greek.

AHH,,,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 22, 2006, 01:09:44 PM
Sorry to hear that from Kapunda..  Condolences to the family, friends & crews.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 22, 2006, 02:56:31 PM
yeah, whats going on here???

MFS are slowly being phased out of SA and CFS is taking over :-D :-P

Ohhh crap trust me to stick my foot and everything else in it :oops:

Condolences to the Kapunda crew and families....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 22, 2006, 04:12:37 PM
Kapunda do a lot of phone and pager tests!

------------------------------------------------------------------------
BONFIRE AND BYO BBQ AT SUE & DARYLS TONIGHT FROM 1700 HRS. ADDRESS AT STATION OR PHONE US

why couldnt they leave a phone number :-P, isnt it still fire ban :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 22, 2006, 04:30:44 PM
only some areas... besides you can have a fire no matter where you live so long as you comply with regulations...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 23, 2006, 05:57:31 PM
1922914 17:06:56 23-04-06 Hacker Attack!!! 0-1-1 0:0:0 Hacker Attack! TCP: From: 82.117.208.66 To: 203.122.219.54



Sux to be them!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 23, 2006, 06:09:19 PM
Thats a Serbian IP address! :-o Got to be worried about that!


(Only joking :P)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on April 24, 2006, 04:31:29 PM
1922914 17:06:56 23-04-06 Hacker Attack!!! 0-1-1 0:0:0 Hacker Attack! TCP: From: 82.117.208.66 To: 203.122.219.54

Sux to be them!

yes someone seems to like piping various emails out to their pager, including ebay watch messages.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 25, 2006, 12:08:38 PM
MFS: RESPOND SCHOOL FIRE 25/04/06 01:27,SCOTCH COLLEGE,CARRUTH RD,TORRENS PARK, MAP 142 L 3 ,,,205 41 441 401 409*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND SCHOOL FIRE 25/04/06 05:43,WALLAROO MFS,WALLAROO, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SHED ON THE END OF WALLAROO JETTY,671 661*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND SCHOOL FIRE 25/04/06 04:30,SWALLOWCLIFFE JUNIOR & PRIMARY SCHOOL,SWALLOWCLIFFE RD,DAVOREN PARK, MAP 51 M 5 ,,,331*CFSRES:

3 school fires within a few hours of each other.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 25, 2006, 01:52:50 PM
i dont think the school at wallaroo is on the end of the jetty though. :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on April 25, 2006, 03:59:46 PM
Must be the sea school for fishing :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on April 25, 2006, 06:33:37 PM
I dont think the school fires were at all related, but yes, it is concerning. 

Any of them goers ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 26, 2006, 09:10:04 PM
MFS: RESPOND RCR 26/04/06 20:20,VAUGHAN TCE,BERRI, MAP 0 0 0 ,,NO ONE TRAPPED, NEAR CNR RIVERVIEW,73929 609*CFSRES:
Then its not a RCR then is it :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on April 26, 2006, 10:34:28 PM
Welcome to the world of the "canned messages"!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 26, 2006, 11:55:34 PM
Don't MFS have "Vehicle Accident" in their response categories as well or is it just a comcen operator who just finds it easier use the same response type for all MVA's??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Stefan KIRKMOE on April 27, 2006, 01:08:20 AM
Not sure but part of the RCR directory requires all MVA's in the country to have the 1st nominated rescue responded as well. It could be that if the operator only puts the incident in as MVA Spill or Vehicle Accident or similar only a single appliance response would be sent. If the operator sends the incident down as an RCR it will not only bring up the fire response but keep the SES happy and place them on the page as well if they are the first nominated rescue. Food for thought only.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on April 27, 2006, 02:33:02 PM
Not sure about MFS but i believe it is now CFS policy to respond rescue to all MVAs because there have been several cases where the caller has said no-one trapped but there has been therefore delaying rescue.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 27, 2006, 03:40:43 PM
It says in the RCR directory that fire and rescue is to be responded to all MVA's outside Metro Adelaide, it has been this case for quite sometime, but skirkmoe's reasoning sounds about right for MFS paging
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 27, 2006, 03:46:39 PM
Region One put a motion regarding this issue. Not sure which way it was but i'll find the info tonight and post it on here. It's nothing solid but just for interest sake.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 27, 2006, 05:05:27 PM
(94) THIS IS A VERY LONG TEST MESSAGE FROM LINK SENT EVERY 5 MINUTES UNTIL 1530HRS TODAY / ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ /abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz / 1234567890 / HELLO TO EVERYBODY AT WALLAROO MEASURING PAGER SIGNAL LEVELS / END OF MSG

That started early in the mornign and went to 1530.  I feel sorry for Wallaroo members.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 28, 2006, 07:46:38 AM
i dont think it was sent to a brigade..... just to link techs for testing purposes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 28, 2006, 09:42:24 AM
Quote
*CFSRES: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Get out of bed, you shouldn't be spending it sleeping! Have a great day.... :)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 28, 2006, 11:01:41 AM
i think Id rather sleep in!!!! :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 28, 2006, 01:13:50 PM
12:10:11 28-04-06 RESERVE: MT_CRAWFORD NAME: MICK PHONE: (phone#> DETAILS: 2 FOX TERRIERS CHASED KANGAROOS IN JUPITER CREEK & UNABLE TO LOCATE

Hopefully the kangaroo's escaped OK. Pity the poor forest ranger who received this page and would now have a hard choice to make. I though domestic animals were not allowed in the forest ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on April 28, 2006, 01:31:19 PM
Kangaroo runnign away from a little fox terrier!?  They can just stop on them :-P

Shoot the little mutt, hate those little dogs.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 28, 2006, 04:38:04 PM
Are they having trouble finding the fox terriers, or the kangaroo?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on April 29, 2006, 01:36:34 AM
23:49:53 28-04-06 MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 28/04/06 23:48,DAVID WITTON DR,NOARLUNGA CENTRE, MAP 185 N 11 ,,NOARLUNGA ICE RINK, SMOKE ISSUING,205 41 431 439 8124 421*CFSRES:

How does one get a fire in a ice rink. When I was there last it was damn cold.. :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on April 29, 2006, 05:24:37 PM
Luckily it was only a bit of condensation from the roof mounted cooling units. It did look like a goer when we arrived though, no wonder someone called it in.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: E-ONE on April 30, 2006, 03:24:09 PM
Any explantations as too why they havnt isolated the Fixed Alarm the cinemas at Mount Barker?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 30, 2006, 04:41:49 PM
The pager messages you are seeing are being sent to techs or something, not to the Mt Barker pagers. ( I run my own PDW)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 30, 2006, 04:53:09 PM
14:30:19 30-04-06 MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 30/04/06 14:28,MT BARKER RD,LEAWOOD GARDENS, MAP 131 Q 15 ,,1 KM DOWN TRACK,72320 72620 2919*CFSRES:
Is it really necessary to respond 3 brigades / units to a tree down?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 30, 2006, 05:24:37 PM
Is it really necessary to send fire service at all? SES job IMO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 30, 2006, 06:16:52 PM
Is it really necessary to send fire service at all? SES job IMO
Have to agree with you there, why have 2 SES units going as well as CFS? Bit of overkill there?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on April 30, 2006, 06:26:27 PM
possibly a problem in the Mets databse i gues... (second alarm tree down, LOL)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Stefan KIRKMOE on April 30, 2006, 07:41:22 PM
Is it really such overkill? Maybe it's overkill that SES drove past the CFS responding to the call as there was no traffic hazard CFS were responding P2 sitting at a red light intersection (pump/rescue with crew of 4) when they drove priority 1 through the intersection with a crew of 2. Maybe it's not on overkill that CFS / SES went although Burnside were back in station as the tree (or more like twig) had been cleared from the road when a second SES unit continued to respond priority 1... at this stage CFS were back in station and on the way home from there! I'm starting to think that's a bit of overkill... Overkill it might be but atleast at the end of the day the public got a service and the job done. Interesting the Lewiston job seemed to be underkill as SES were called from Kapunda I believe with 5 other rescue resources closer with no CFS or MFS also responded.... I believe this "ownership" of calls you continue to talk about is childish and public safety should be the foremost consideration.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 30, 2006, 07:52:12 PM
Who's .....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 01, 2006, 10:18:36 AM
hahahaha.

oh by the way has anyone considered the fact that it might have been a big tree? requires a couple of chainsaws and traffic control? but it probably wasn't. :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Heavy Rescue on May 01, 2006, 11:53:19 AM
Bizarre behaviour, I would have thought that if the tree was already down then it isn't going anywhere and priority 2 would be fine.

I know the SES out here respond P2 to nearly all tree down jobs, why is it different for some units and not others. Having said that I know of a CFS brigade nearby that responded at least one truck priority one to a tree down job about a week or so ago, interestingly the SES were responding P2.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 01, 2006, 11:57:06 AM
but P1 allows you to drive with lights and sirens, much more fun :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 01, 2006, 12:02:52 PM
yeah, whats the point of going if you don't get to do the best bit?? don't tell me you still don't get a little tingle down your spine when you go to a job! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 01, 2006, 12:07:50 PM
Havent been on the truck with lights and sirens at all!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 01, 2006, 12:35:29 PM
as if!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTY on May 01, 2006, 12:36:26 PM
You will find that P2 for SES means that there is no fire truck  going but still a lights and sirens job. P1 means a fire truck is responded too.

Matty
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 01, 2006, 01:03:17 PM
as if!

true, all I ever seem to rwck up are stop calls.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on May 01, 2006, 01:07:47 PM
There is a certain local brigade around here that will turn out two appliances P1 to a tree down. Rather embarassing, but hey, the SOP's can be interpreted to allow it. Then again you can get what we had a few years back:

Respond Tree down, SE Freeway
Respond MVA SE Freeway, Car Vs. Tree
Respond MVA SE Freeway,  2 Car

All in the space of 5 mins.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 02, 2006, 05:38:00 PM
1907845 15:55:50 02-05-06 SHQ: CFS DECODER TEST FOR 0755HRS. SA-GRN TEST PAGE. > 2/05/2006 15:55:39

Whats the deal with a test for 0755hrs being sent at 1555??? maybe they forgot to wind the watch ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on May 02, 2006, 08:54:39 PM
12:10:11 28-04-06 RESERVE: MT_CRAWFORD NAME: MICK PHONE: 0422139399 DETAILS: 2 FOX TERRIERS CHASED KANGAROOS IN JUPITER CREEK & UNABLE TO LOCATE

i know it becomes public info once the pages are sent but how about we dont re publish contact details here, cos im quiet sure any one on this site would not like there contact number being published every where

firey9119
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 03, 2006, 01:15:16 AM
19:19:37  02-05-06  DEAR SHANE YOU HAVE MISSED ME TERRIBLY , GOOD LUCK FOR JOB .REGARDS SOCK WOMEN

 :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 03, 2006, 07:59:57 AM
:lol:

What the..!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 03, 2006, 10:18:15 AM
12:10:11 28-04-06 RESERVE: MT_CRAWFORD NAME: MICK PHONE: (phone#> DETAILS: 2 FOX TERRIERS CHASED KANGAROOS IN JUPITER CREEK & UNABLE TO LOCATE

i know it becomes public info once the pages are sent but how about we dont re publish contact details here, cos im quiet sure any one on this site would not like there contact number being published every where

firey9119

My mistake, normally I do but I forgot this time. Thanks for pointing this out. I will edit the original post.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 03, 2006, 01:12:32 PM
Bugger missed that one...... oops

This sounds interesting:

1908886 12:00:54 03-05-06 SUMMIT 34P IS BEING RETURNED TO SEM VICTORIA FOR WARRANTY REPAIRS ASSISTANT IS NEEDED THIS EVENING AT 1930 HOURS TO STRIP 34P & REFURBISH A LOAN APPLIANCE - THANKS DOUG MUNN
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 03, 2006, 01:37:43 PM
hmmm, interesting. summit 34p was a pretty sweet looking truck too.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 03, 2006, 04:40:37 PM
Tanunda's 34P went back a couple of weeks ago as well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 03, 2006, 04:52:35 PM
WHy are they still having problems.  Surely the trucks are fully checked once built and if more than one truck has the same problem it is evaluated and hopefully changed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 04, 2006, 08:00:41 PM
SHQ: CFSRES COWELL RESPOND MVA ROLLOVER, LINCOLN HWY, COWELL 2O KMS NORTH OF COWELL, ROADTRAIN ROLLED, NO PERSONS TRAPPED > 4/05/2006 19:25:59


Bit of a clean up i could imagine....  Crane maybe ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on May 04, 2006, 08:16:02 PM
MFS: RESPOND RCR 04/05/06 19:27,FLAGSTAFF RD,FLAGSTAFF HILL, MAP 165 M 1 ,,JUST SOUTH OF SOUTH RD,249 8032 421*CFSRES:

This page just through.  249 - MFS Woodville Rescue???  You telling me that is the next nearest available rescue unit currently to the Darlington area.  40,20,43 all busy???  Must be having a busy evening.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 04, 2006, 08:28:59 PM
Not neccasarilly..


249 might be in the area... Might be COQ.. all sorts of possibilities..


Haven't found anything of RCR's in those areas... So am guessing 249 was around the place / near by.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 05, 2006, 11:01:49 AM
18:15:59 04-05-06 Driver required for Car Racing this Sunday please ring (phone#) if available more to follow From Linc Base 4/05/06 18:17:44

What car do they get to drive in the race !!!!
Or do we see a CFS vehicle in the race (joke, heee heee) :lol:
Hopefully this is not part of fund-raising effort based on winning prize money....(laughing on ground)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on May 05, 2006, 01:24:46 PM
Maybe Port Lincoln 34 or 24 is being raced  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 06, 2006, 04:11:43 PM
14:38:56 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLARE RESPOND CARINYA, VICTORIA RD - BURNT TOAST IN COTTAGE 3 < 6/05/2006

Isn't that usually what the STOP Messages says, NOT the response message? ie **STOP FOR CALL** BURNT TOAST IN COTTAGE 3
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sleepy on May 06, 2006, 11:12:37 PM
1927167   21:38:28   06-05-06   PF10 MAY NEED EXTRA CREWS TO COVER CROWS THRASH THE BOGANS PARTY

Go the Crows!!   8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 09, 2006, 06:07:16 PM
17:27:05  09-05-06  SHQ: NO DATA ON THAT CHEMICAL WITH ANY SPELLING. PLS CONTACT SOCC ASAP... < 9/05/2006 17:26:54

Good old fashioned Hazmat... No idea what the chemical is, never heard of it before... good luck boys!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 09, 2006, 07:28:44 PM
MFS: RESPOND RCR 09/05/06 10:25,10 CHARLES ST,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 349 N 5 ,,SES STANDING THEMSELVES DOWN,72729 721*CFSRES:




??? Wierd.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 09, 2006, 07:56:03 PM
Isn't that  page going to SES? (as well as MFS)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 09, 2006, 08:27:58 PM
MFS attended,not sure of the story but someone said a SES member was involved...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 09, 2006, 08:33:07 PM
There was a page previous to that saying spill only, so im guessing there was no RCR required and they, as the page said, stood themselves down... this may have been the way MFS chose to notify Murray Bridge MFS not to expect SES attendance...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 09, 2006, 09:48:10 PM
That was more my question..

Thnks Medevac.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on May 12, 2006, 12:18:08 PM
BRDG: Info Due to the resignation of Rod Cooper. Chris Pazera will be acting Group Officer ====Peter Dawson 12/05/2006

And yes by the way calspec 249 were change of quarters therefore the closest rescue...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 12, 2006, 12:36:47 PM
BRDG: Info Due to the resignation of Rod Cooper. Chris Pazera will be acting Group Officer ====Peter Dawson 12/05/2006

And yes by the way calspec 249 were change of quarters therefore the closest rescue...

I wish Rod all the best in his new endevours.... he has put a lot of time and effort into co-ordinating the lofty group over the years.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on May 12, 2006, 08:11:21 PM
Cheers, Tillerman. That would make perfect sense then!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 12, 2006, 08:51:16 PM
Yes all the best rod have meet you a few times over the years,does this mean there is a GO and a few DGo positions going????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 13, 2006, 11:34:36 PM
HOLY CRAP!!!
1925594 22:31:14 13-05-06 P171 A GANG A ASIAN YOUTHS HAS WALKED IN WITH KNIVES AND STARTED STABBING PEOPLE - DONT ENTER TILL SAPOL ARRIVE

1925594 22:28:22 13-05-06 P171 Cat3 Challa Gardens Hotel 337 Torrens Rd, Kilkenny 105 A5 MULTIPLE HAZARDS

stuff that... what the hell is with all the stabbings in Adelaide lately??? two the other night a couple a week before that..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 14, 2006, 08:21:33 AM
Read that too better stay away from the city,and all this on Mothers day...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 15, 2006, 04:03:44 PM
MFS: RESPOND Tree Down15/05/06 15:15,30 DAVENPORT ST,BANKSIA PARK, MAP 85 D 6 ,,P2 MFS ATTENDING ALSO TREE ON WIRES,73520 311*CFSRES:


MFS: RESPOND To 15/05/06 15:27,DAVENPORT ST,BANKSIA PARK, MAP 85 D 6 ,,SES NOT REQUIRED SMALLTREE ON PHONE WIRES MFS USING CHAINSAW,73520*CFSRES:

what the??? is this some kind of stop call page?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 15, 2006, 07:19:44 PM
looks to be that way.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 15, 2006, 07:33:10 PM
aaah its just it looks more like a response page to me...
what happened to "MFS; STOP CALL" or something liek  that?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 15, 2006, 07:34:49 PM
Maybe the person just likes to talk or type :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 16, 2006, 11:06:28 AM
aaah its just it looks more like a response page to me...
what happened to "MFS; STOP CALL" or something liek  that?

Personally, I would prefer the extra information.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 16, 2006, 11:37:02 AM
thats beside the point, extra info can be added to the stop page... was just pointing out that rather than a stop page it was just a second response page that said stop???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 16, 2006, 07:41:39 PM
One from a CFA paging site earlier today
ALERT DROM2 F060503004 RESCC1 AERIAL REQD FOR CHAIR LIFT RESCUE DANDPL REQUIRED ARTHURS SEAT LOOKOUT ARTHURS SEAT RD ARTHURS SEAT /ARTHURS(Part 1 of 2)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 16, 2006, 08:10:25 PM
saw a press release for that one on OzFire...

whats the CFA paging site addy?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 16, 2006, 08:15:30 PM
http://www.users.tpg.com.au/sparkky/
Only 1 problem with it, it refreshes every minute which can be annoying at times.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 16, 2006, 10:54:20 PM
Nice drive from dandy down to the seat,but I would say that Dromana rescue and red hill would have had it done by the time the aerial arrived....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 17, 2006, 01:18:51 AM
I like our pager message setup better than that, it's damn confusing, but i guess they know what they're reading :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 17, 2006, 09:50:58 AM
yeah, They know what they're looking for.

I just went to Victoria on the weekend, and I gotta tell ya that they have some sweet looking stations! Even smaller towns CFA brigades have stations that would be on par with mets here. Its crazy. Sure makes some of our smaller brigades tin sheds look completely obselite.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 17, 2006, 11:04:06 AM
1927165 10:20:26 17-05-06 SHQ: SIG INC: STATE HEADQUARTERS IS BACK ON LINE - BURNT TOAST > 17/05/2006 10:20:12

1911216 10:20:24 17-05-06 FYI: SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: *CFSRES: FOR INFO SOCC EVACUATING DUE TO FIRE ALARM ACTIVATION. ALL REGIONS TO ACTIVATE CONTINGENCY PLAN. NO ALERTS PAGING ASSISTANCE AVAILABLE UFN. SOCC WILL MONITOR TG 124 AND 111 VIA PORTABLE. < 17/05/2006 10:14:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 17, 2006, 11:17:20 AM
hahahahahahahahaha! :-D :-D :-D

Its ok everybody...just some burnt toast! (all SOCC people sheepishly walk back inside)

seriously though, at least their evacuation plan works!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on May 17, 2006, 01:48:39 PM
So is part of the Regional cotingency plan is that THEY divert all local ALERTS calls to Region?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 18, 2006, 12:39:44 PM
1911365   07:58:19  18-05-06  COMMS PAGER - HELLO, WHERE ARE YOU!!!! *CFSRES: 18/05/2006 7:57:41 AM

Soemone lost the Comms pager? :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 18, 2006, 12:42:54 PM
oh thats promising :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 18, 2006, 01:13:05 PM
1909107 11:48:33 18-05-06 WITH 5 MINS NOTICE - TANUNDA 24 HAS BEEN MOVED ONTO PETRAS ST - CABIN LOCKED - KEY ON TABLE AT STATION - WILL ADVISE FURTHER LOCATION TONIGHT - NOT HAPPY JAN - FROM CAPTAIN
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 18, 2006, 04:29:20 PM
poor jan gets blamed for everything
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 18, 2006, 04:34:27 PM
poor jan gets blamed for everything

It amazes me how certain advertisements stick in your mind for a loooong period of time.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 18, 2006, 04:35:21 PM
:lol:

I was gonna say that but Camo beat me too it
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Stefan KIRKMOE on May 18, 2006, 05:30:41 PM
don't worry..... I found my pager for all those that were holding grave concerns for it.... fell down the side of my car seat. All safe and well and reunitied with owner   :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 18, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
Hehe, Why is it that cars seats like stealing so much... if I've lost something, its always bound to be under my car seat....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 18, 2006, 06:36:36 PM
1909107 17:52:55 18-05-06 24 NOW IN COUNCIL YARD ALL DOORS AND LOCKERS LOCKED.RADIOS,CHAINSAW AND TRUCK KEY ON TABLE IN STATION FROM TANUNDA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 18, 2006, 06:38:36 PM
If the 24's living in the council yard i wonder where their 34P is :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Del on May 19, 2006, 09:24:05 AM
An on going sagga.... 34P is in their own shed. Their 24 has been kicked out of the rented shed down the road.... new station should have been finished 12 mths ago.... All good things come to those that wait.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 19, 2006, 01:41:07 PM
yeah, but they've just been waiting longer than everybody else!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 19, 2006, 04:44:47 PM
Bad things come to people that wait too... I hope that doesn't happen to them.. :(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 19, 2006, 05:53:42 PM
They could move in with the MFS,as long as they move out....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 21, 2006, 09:02:04 PM
1925597 20:14:39 21-05-06 SA12 BACKING UP A SHOOTING GUYS
1925597 20:14:02 21-05-06 SA12 Cat3 3 Kingsley Av, Pooraka 83 A16 POLICE REQUIRED


Any one know anything about it ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on May 22, 2006, 03:25:31 PM
Quote
1925597 20:14:39 21-05-06 SA12 BACKING UP A SHOOTING GUYS
1925597 20:14:02 21-05-06 SA12 Cat3 3 Kingsley Av, Pooraka 83 A16 POLICE REQUIRED


Any one know anything about it ?
Posted on: May 19, 2006, 05:53:42 PMPosted by: 

Turned out to be nothing, I think it was just someone threatening self harm but without a weapon.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 23, 2006, 01:42:52 PM
ANDA: MAN DOWN IN TOILET BLOCK EAST

 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 23, 2006, 06:40:51 PM
To all Members &/or Partners: Alexa Baker is having a "The Body Shop" party at the Fire Station on Sat June 3rd at 1400hrs. All welcome. Nibbles provided. Please bring a hand towel. Regards Simon.


LMAO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 23, 2006, 06:47:49 PM
Whatever happened to buff firefighters with gravy dripping out of their moustaches gutsing down roast.  Now its all hand cream and moisturiser... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 23, 2006, 07:11:06 PM
yeh... i liked the bit about bringing a hand towel... lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 24, 2006, 12:45:14 PM
Classic.








&..



1926877 10:51:43 24-05-06 MFS: THANKS FOR THE LARGE HEADACHE ON SUNDAY MR.WISKAR :-)

?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on May 24, 2006, 02:23:04 PM
Quote
SHQ: :D :-) :-P ;-D > 24/05/2006 12:23:31

What the...... :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 24, 2006, 02:59:10 PM
To all Members &/or Partners: Alexa Baker is having a "The Body Shop" party at the Fire Station on Sat June 3rd at 1400hrs. All welcome. Nibbles provided. Please bring a hand towel. Regards Simon.


LMAO

ooooh good I need a new loofa and some more bolivian mud masks.....noobs
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on May 24, 2006, 04:55:51 PM
Metrosexual Firefighters.... who would have thought
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 24, 2006, 10:18:03 PM
Burnside? :P
Only joking... (it fits with the civilian population ;))
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 24, 2006, 10:29:35 PM
20:13:37  24-05-06  Yes..Yes I Am!

Me too! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 24, 2006, 10:56:14 PM
Youre going to get a sex change and join the freak show circus!? :-o

 :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 24, 2006, 11:01:48 PM
No.. No I'm not!
:P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 25, 2006, 10:20:15 AM
Burnside? :P
Only joking... (it fits with the civilian population ;))


burnside has someone called simon in it (refer to the pager message) :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 25, 2006, 10:20:57 AM
No.. No I'm not!
:P

good...good god
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on May 28, 2006, 12:08:31 PM
1926262 11:31:29 28-05-06 F41 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9

1926262 11:11:50 28-05-06 F48 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9

1926262 11:10:33 28-05-06 MD1 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9

1926262 11:10:09 28-05-06 F71 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9

1926262 11:10:01 28-05-06 F49 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9

1926262 11:06:22 28-05-06 F43 Cat3 Horsnell Gully Conservation Pk Horsnells Gully Rd, Horsnell Gully 120 M9


At first wondered what could possibly be this big...  Later found out that it was a training ex.  Bus over cliff.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on May 28, 2006, 12:56:22 PM
Burnside? :P
Only joking... (it fits with the civilian population ;))


burnside has someone called simon in it (refer to the pager message) :evil:

MMM simon being such an uncommon name...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 28, 2006, 06:12:33 PM
MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 27/05/06 21:11,DAVOREN PARK PRIMARY SCHOOL,MITCHELL ST,DAVOREN PARK, MAP 51 Q 1 ,,BIN FIRE REPORTED BY A YOUNG KID,331*CFSRES:

haha, a small kid just happens to be at school at 9pm when there is a rubbish fire...

Quite a lot of MFS activity and house fires went on last night.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 28, 2006, 06:17:26 PM
haha, a small kid just happens to be at school at 9pm when there is a rubbish fire...
maybe he felt guilty :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 28, 2006, 06:24:46 PM
haha, a small kid just happens to be at school at 9pm when there is a rubbish fire...
maybe he felt guilty :?
precisely
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 29, 2006, 09:57:35 AM
MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 27/05/06 21:11,DAVOREN PARK PRIMARY SCHOOL,MITCHELL ST,DAVOREN PARK, MAP 51 Q 1 ,,BIN FIRE REPORTED BY A YOUNG KID,331*CFSRES:

haha, a small kid just happens to be at school at 9pm when there is a rubbish fire...

Quite a lot of MFS activity and house fires went on last night.

welcome to the world of MFS in the northern suburbs. I have heard tales of crews getting responded to house and bin fires and the person/people who lit it are standing out the front watching it burn down.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on May 29, 2006, 11:47:33 AM
TANUNDA 24 OUT OF ACTION WITH BROKEN REAR AXLE - FROM CAPTAIN

Bugger......  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on May 29, 2006, 11:52:51 AM
what? how? when? your joking? ooopppsss :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 30, 2006, 12:50:33 PM
man tanunda just can't catch a break ay.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on May 30, 2006, 01:27:42 PM
Nope, but they can obviously catch the rear axel on something.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on May 31, 2006, 06:22:07 PM
Drivers required for car racing this Sunday. Please Contact 0428 645 xxx. Thank-you. AL4 From Linc Base 31/05/06 17:47:57


Wikid!  Now we need to know what brigade sent this.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on May 31, 2006, 06:43:15 PM
"linc base" would imply Port lincoln...........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 01, 2006, 10:22:00 AM
thats been on here before PF! somethin bout car racing up in the linc
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 01, 2006, 04:19:15 PM
I wonder what they are gonna race as it would be funny to see either an appliance or one of the group cars being raced  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on June 03, 2006, 04:57:38 PM
1927166 16:23:41 03-06-06 Mr Watts, your recent test results for HIV are negative. The goat was positive!!


Wierd...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 03, 2006, 06:49:54 PM
Heres a pager message that i felt embarrassed about as it involved my dad :oops:

NG181:Cat3 15 South East Tce Kalangadoo

Thats the only part of this message i was able to remember it turns out my dad was going to pick up a piece of rubbish and his hip popped out i wasnt even aware that it happened until mum called me
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on June 04, 2006, 11:36:36 AM
1928775 10:27:41 04-06-06 SHQ: HRMMMMMMMMMMM!!! mmmmmmmmppphhhh! ARRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!! < 4/06/2006 10:27:29

Is that what you call GRN sex :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 04, 2006, 10:06:28 PM
Quote
MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 03/06/06 20:48,ELIZABETH SOUTH RAILWAY STATION,BLAKE RD,ELIZABETH SOUTH, MAP 61 K 4 ,,YOUTHS TRYING TO LIGHT STATION,331 332*CFSRES:

i rest my case.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 05, 2006, 10:26:50 AM
Quote
1927166 16:23:41 03-06-06 Mr Watts, your recent test results for HIV are negative. The goat was positive!!


And no, it's not SPAM - Someone did send this out, to many more people than they know about!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 07, 2006, 07:19:06 AM
well so if your surname is watts we all know......... :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 07, 2006, 12:19:49 PM
23:04:34  06-06-06  F174 I HOPE THE SOCCEROOS BEAT THE ITALIANS IN THE WORLD CUP!

23:06:28  06-06-06  F174 BET THE ITALIANS NEVER EVEN QUALIFIED!

:lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on June 13, 2006, 06:21:27 PM
MFS: TEST ONLY, HELLO TO EVERYONE AT SAFIREFIGHTER.COM

G'day MFS...


phhh... bitta free advertisement eh firefrog?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on June 13, 2006, 06:33:54 PM
Cool - should be more of it... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on June 14, 2006, 08:40:19 PM
19:28:29   14-06-06   MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 14/06/06 19:26,5 NUMURKAH CT,SALISBURY HEIGHT, MAP 72 J 2 ,,MONITOR COMPANY REPORT 19 SMOKE DETECTORS IN HALLWAY, YES 19!,9119 303 311*CFSRES:



I would pay damn good money to be on that call....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 14, 2006, 09:22:48 PM
Must be a large house......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on June 14, 2006, 09:36:23 PM
MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 14/06/06 19:26,5 NUMURKAH CT,SALISBURY HEIGHT, MAP 72 J 2 ,,MONITOR COMPANY REPORT 19 SMOKE DETECTORS IN HALLWAY, YES 19!,9119 303 311*CFSRES: CFS - Para Group



 :-D :-D :-D :-D 

it was funny to be at this call the funny part was there was only one smoke alarm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on June 15, 2006, 12:37:18 PM
SHQ: CFSRES:NURIOOTPA RESPOND SALVAGE SHEETING REQUIRED 27 & 29 DRINKWATER TCE, NURIOOTPA - DUE TO BURST PIPES - REFER ANGASTON DG1. < 15/06/2006 11:50:23

at drinkwater tce
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on June 25, 2006, 06:33:30 PM
1924962 14:30:44 25-06-06 QU81 Cat2 Finlay Rd, Quorn C237 H14

Who here can sya they have a road named after them :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on June 25, 2006, 06:38:40 PM
me
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on June 25, 2006, 06:43:37 PM
is your road named specifically after youre family :-P :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on June 25, 2006, 07:30:55 PM
not specificaly that ive found yet, just a coincidence..



but maybe somewhere in scotland...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on June 25, 2006, 08:08:30 PM
What about a park named after your family?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on June 25, 2006, 08:41:42 PM
Nope, you win there :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on June 25, 2006, 11:18:15 PM
What about a country ??



Thats right......  .... my last name is  Papua New Guinea !!!






jks..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 26, 2006, 12:46:04 AM
Never heard of that country.... There's a Papua New Guinea though.... :P
I can claim a paint colour named after the family, but its a pretty nasty colour, so we don't talk about it much :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 26, 2006, 12:45:19 PM
Theres a street in Rendelsham named after my mums side of the family
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on June 26, 2006, 06:41:04 PM
1912670   17:56:05   26-06-06   JAMES FROM SOFTWARE SUPERMARKET CALLED 0884103111 - "COUNTERSTRIKE" SOURCE WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS TO BE COLLECTED
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on June 27, 2006, 05:33:47 PM
what nerds.

watch out, SAFF will be the next victim of "operation hoyven glayven"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 28, 2006, 01:47:48 PM
Quote
LAST THING WILL OCCURE AT MCLAREN VALE QUARIES AT 12.30PM TODAY 1 SHOT TO BE FIRED - MAWSON DEPUTY 1

Good ol' Link OAS hey.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on June 28, 2006, 02:22:40 PM
Ahhh.... just had that moment of clarity!

last thing = blasting

been one of those days!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 28, 2006, 04:10:54 PM
I once rang Link OAS to send a message for a crew for a Strike team to Ngarkat - message came thru for a crew for sight seeing to Ngarkat - Probably wasn't far off tho :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: The Assistant on June 29, 2006, 04:01:52 PM
1913467 15:17:35 29-06-06 hey baby, hope you slept well. Are we doing anything tonight or just having a quiet one - if it is a quiet one can you get something out for dinner. love you

Today on the Pager Site guess someone got Lucky!!!! :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on June 29, 2006, 04:06:48 PM
that'll get some imaginations running
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 29, 2006, 05:15:15 PM
1913467 15:17:35 29-06-06 hey baby, hope you slept well. Are we doing anything tonight or just having a quiet one - if it is a quiet one can you get something out for dinner. love you

Today on the Pager Site guess someone got Lucky!!!! :evil:

Or sucking up!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on June 29, 2006, 05:41:21 PM
Gee, you would want to make sure you were paging the correct pager number :-P. Would be interesting if it went to the wrong pager..... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: strikeathird on June 29, 2006, 06:07:37 PM
would be interesting if they put the tags back up on the messages so we could see where they came from !  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on June 29, 2006, 10:45:13 PM
If they did that, no one would sent these obscure messages, and that would be no fun!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 30, 2006, 05:08:27 PM
Not so amusing :x

Quote
MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 30/06/06 16:26,CHURCH RD,EDINBURGH, MAP 61 C 2 ,,ANNETTE 8406 8222 (SALISBURY COUNCIL), WHOLE OF ROAD BLOCKED, COUNCIL REFUSES TO ATTEND...,72920*CFSRES:

Can you believe it!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 30, 2006, 05:11:14 PM
So the rate payers miss out on the council workers not doing any thing............again.... just love that E.S.Levey
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: The Assistant on June 30, 2006, 05:34:03 PM
1908870 16:48:07 30-06-06 ALL CAREY GULLY HORSE WHISPERERS NOW RETURNED TO STN AND STN CLOSING

"Highly amusing nopt just fire fighters horse whispers too multi talented agancy"


1909048 16:20:59 30-06-06 MFS: THIS IS AN MVA RESCUE, NOT A CONFINED SPACE RESCUE... CFSRES

"WHAT THE? bit of a difference"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on June 30, 2006, 07:37:46 PM
that would have been an interesting incident. from the sounds of it a paraplegic involved in an RCR.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 03, 2006, 11:54:23 AM
MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident 03/07/06 11:20,25 SHANNON ST,ELIZABETH EAST, MAP 62 C 3 ,,WITH TREE COLLAPSE,331*CFSRES:


eh??


so thats how ya do it so the system doesnt respond ses  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 05, 2006, 12:58:32 PM
12:17:07 05-07-06 For info: Mclaren Flat 3-4 & Kang. 3-4 off line till further notice,Clarendon 1-4 C.Q. to Mc Flat & Parks 2-4 CQ to Kang..Will notify of any developments reg. GO

Laska... whats the go????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 05, 2006, 07:06:38 PM
May be  they are getting fitted with in cab breathing set for burn overs???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 05, 2006, 08:56:02 PM
i remember seeing something about one of those trucks experiencing some mechanical problems along the way a while ago.. i could be wrong tho
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 06, 2006, 07:48:02 AM
May be  they are getting fitted with in cab breathing set for burn overs???

 They get fitted out with that in station.... It only takes a couple of hours....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 06, 2006, 06:27:11 PM
1908919 16:43:01 06-07-06 REPLACEMENT BARKER PUMPER NOW IN STATION ALL PERSONEL PLS FAMILIARISE WHEN CONV ALL QUERIES CALL ROB K


??

anyone know anything about this?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on July 06, 2006, 07:36:38 PM
Theyve got an old Acco apparently, Deniis is getting a locker refit.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on July 08, 2006, 07:00:55 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 08/07/06 17:55,COACH RD,SKYE, MAP 120 L 10 ,,TOP OF COACH RD, DRIVER IN TROUBLE WITH CAR,7634 221*CFSRES

What? Are we trying to do the RAA out of a job?? (or their jobs)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 12, 2006, 02:32:31 PM
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1909230 13:51:33 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BENSON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:51:24

1909230 13:49:20 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROBE RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:49:11

1909228 13:42:46 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS > 12/07/2006 13:42:36


Look at the time of the first page (13:42) and the ETA (5 min). Compare that to the subsequent pages (13:49 & 13:51). Wonder if the ETA still stands for the default brigades, or weather they got paged after the landing?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 12, 2006, 02:35:26 PM
Bajdas beat me to it...

http://www.safirefighter.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=53&topic=652.0

Good to hear all ended well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 12, 2006, 05:27:27 PM
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1909230 13:51:33 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BENSON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:51:24

1909230 13:49:20 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROBE RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:49:11

1909228 13:42:46 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS > 12/07/2006 13:42:36


Look at the time of the first page (13:42) and the ETA (5 min). Compare that to the subsequent pages (13:49 & 13:51). Wonder if the ETA still stands for the default brigades, or weather they got paged after the landing?

I am making a guess here, but the faster way to send a subsequent page is to use the computer 'copy & paste' function within the AirSource computer. Thus the ETA would be based on where the phone call was received from whoever (I assume SAPOL).

By the time the operator types the message, the AirSource computer dials out and the paging network sends the first pager message, the plane would have been lining up the runway anyway.

But if I received that information on a pager message, boy would I move as quickly as possible to respond.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 12, 2006, 08:45:40 PM
Due to a direct link in SOCC the page should only take 4-5 seconds to go from the SOCC PCs to the brigades pagers, after being typed and info relayed from other services...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on July 13, 2006, 09:45:31 AM
MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 13/07/06 09:00,KEITH SES,KEITH, MAP A C 0 ,,ASSIST POLICE WITH TRAFIC CONTROL AT THE KEITH TURN OFF ON THE DUKES HWY,PRIORITY 3,74229*CFSRES:
what is priority 3 ??
walk to call
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 13, 2006, 01:13:59 PM
probably. I wonder if that was in relation to that big rcr near the border last night?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 13, 2006, 01:37:48 PM
Due to a direct link in SOCC the page should only take 4-5 seconds to go from the SOCC PCs to the brigades pagers, after being typed and info relayed from other services...

My information could be 'out of date' but I understand that the CFS building is not on the SAGRN fibre loop, thus is not a direct link.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on July 13, 2006, 03:03:36 PM
probably. I wonder if that was in relation to that big rcr near the border last night?

I doubt it...it was about 70kms from there.  I drove near there today and it seemed like road works of some sort but i didnt get close enough to have a look.

Camo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 13, 2006, 03:34:14 PM
MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 13/07/06 09:00,KEITH SES,KEITH, MAP A C 0 ,,ASSIST POLICE WITH TRAFIC CONTROL AT THE KEITH TURN OFF ON THE DUKES HWY,PRIORITY 3,74229*CFSRES:
what is priority 3 ??
walk to call

SES response priorities used by SES SCC are:

P1= SES and MFS within response boundaries. Lights and Sirens.
P2= SES only, lights and sirens
P3= SES as soon as possible
P4= respond when convenient for the volunteers
NIL= no response required by SES
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on July 13, 2006, 03:41:50 PM
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 13, 2006, 05:28:13 PM
SES where doing traffic control from the big MVA that took place in Victoria over night as the Western hwy was closed and all traffic was being sent in other directions....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on July 13, 2006, 05:37:40 PM
the job at keith was to do with the prang in vic?  You sure cos they were still letting traffic though.


Dun know
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on July 13, 2006, 06:16:19 PM
Which MFS went to that?  Gambier and Murray Bridge are quite a way from keith.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on July 13, 2006, 06:36:56 PM
Which MFS went to that?  Gambier and Murray Bridge are quite a way from keith.

as far as i can see by reading the page no mfs went to this call the reason it had MFS: at the start of the message is that the call came from mfs, if it came fromne SOC it would have ahd SOC: at the start. hope this helps
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 13, 2006, 07:51:36 PM
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1909230 13:51:33 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BENSON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:51:24

1909230 13:49:20 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROBE RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS - DEFAULT FOR KINGSTON > 12/07/2006 13:49:11

1909228 13:42:46 12-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND AIRCRAFT IN TROUBLE - KINGSTON AIRSTRIP - ETA TO KINGSTON 5MINS > 12/07/2006 13:42:36


Look at the time of the first page (13:42) and the ETA (5 min). Compare that to the subsequent pages (13:49 & 13:51). Wonder if the ETA still stands for the default brigades, or weather they got paged after the landing?

I am making a guess here, but the faster way to send a subsequent page is to use the computer 'copy & paste' function within the AirSource computer. Thus the ETA would be based on where the phone call was received from whoever (I assume SAPOL).

By the time the operator types the message, the AirSource computer dials out and the paging network sends the first pager message, the plane would have been lining up the runway anyway.

But if I received that information on a pager message, boy would I move as quickly as possible to respond.

You arent the only one who would move really quickly to respond to an emergency like this BAJADS :-D i've had to fly out the door about half a dozen times in the last few years when SOC paged Kalangadoo for a fire call

The most recent was in May for the CHH Mill fire in Nangwarry on hearing that pager sound in the afternoon boy did i move  8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 13, 2006, 08:40:49 PM
Due to a direct link in SOCC the page should only take 4-5 seconds to go from the SOCC PCs to the brigades pagers, after being typed and info relayed from other services...

My information could be 'out of date' but I understand that the CFS building is not on the SAGRN fibre loop, thus is not a direct link.

yes... your information is out of date.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 13, 2006, 08:43:00 PM
Which MFS went to that?  Gambier and Murray Bridge are quite a way from keith.

MFS didn not attend, however there commcen pages SES units, and so the prefix for there response messgae would be "MFS: RESPOND:"

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 13, 2006, 08:44:18 PM
Qoute Robert:
Quote
You arent the only one who would move really quickly to respond to an emergency like this BAJADS :-D i've had to fly out the door about half a dozen times in the last few years when SOC paged Kalangadoo for a fire call
Quote


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 13, 2006, 08:53:52 PM
Camo it was on the radio and they had guys(transport SA) doing the same here dont know why??  MFS paged SES for these calls.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 14, 2006, 11:00:17 AM
yes... your information is out of date.

Genuine thank you for the update.. :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 17, 2006, 01:20:39 PM
1909031 12:19:44 17-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BLACKFELLOWS CREEK AND MEADOWS RESPOND FURTHER INFO: BROCKHURST ROAD APPROX 1 KM DOWN ROAD IS RANGERS HUT - MEET SAPOL THERE > 17/07/2006 12:19:32 PM

1909031 12:11:56 17-07-06 SHQ: CFSRES BLACKFELLOWS CREEK & MEADOWS RESPOND MVA HARVEY RD, BLACKFELLOWS CREEK - 4X4 IN CREEK, PERSONS TRAPPED ON ROOF OF CAR WATER FLOWING - MEET SAPOL ON SCENE < 17/07/2006 12:11:44

1908799 12:08:25 17-07-06 RESERVE: KUITPO NAME: MATTHEW SMITH - SA POLICE DEPARTMENT PHONE: 0883030500 GRID_REF: N/A ROAD: N/A LANDMARKS: N/A EMERGENCY: SA POLICE CONDUCTING 4WD TRAINING AT THE MOMENT. THEY HAVE LOST A VEHICLE IN THE RIVER. SA POLICE ARE COO


Some very red faced police i think.... Hope no-one gets to wet during the retrieval!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 17, 2006, 01:53:11 PM
1909031 12:19:44 17-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BLACKFELLOWS CREEK AND MEADOWS RESPOND FURTHER INFO: BROCKHURST ROAD APPROX 1 KM DOWN ROAD IS RANGERS HUT - MEET SAPOL THERE > 17/07/2006 12:19:32 PM

1909031 12:11:56 17-07-06 SHQ: CFSRES BLACKFELLOWS CREEK & MEADOWS RESPOND MVA HARVEY RD, BLACKFELLOWS CREEK - 4X4 IN CREEK, PERSONS TRAPPED ON ROOF OF CAR WATER FLOWING - MEET SAPOL ON SCENE < 17/07/2006 12:11:44

1908799 12:08:25 17-07-06 RESERVE: KUITPO NAME: MATTHEW SMITH - SA POLICE DEPARTMENT PHONE: 0883030500 GRID_REF: N/A ROAD: N/A LANDMARKS: N/A EMERGENCY: SA POLICE CONDUCTING 4WD TRAINING AT THE MOMENT. THEY HAVE LOST A VEHICLE IN THE RIVER. SA POLICE ARE COO


Some very red faced police i think.... Hope no-one gets to wet during the retrieval!

I understand that Channel 7 news will have cameras at the scene for tonight's news. That will be interesting to watch  :roll:

I hope everyone is safe...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 18, 2006, 07:25:08 AM
Police where testing a new underwater police car :lol:not....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 18, 2006, 07:44:26 AM
LOL: saw the news footage.... every channel!
You whould have thought one of them would have noticed the depth marker on the ford was showing the water was almost as high as the cruiser....

Good to here all are safe and well (even if a little cold with a slightly dented pride). Will be a good story for future trainees.

Might take just a little effort to get the vehicle out I think!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 18, 2006, 09:00:54 AM
LOL: saw the news footage.... every channel!
You whould have thought one of them would have noticed the depth marker on the ford was showing the water was almost as high as the cruiser....


ridiculous... on the news they stated that the officers didnt realise how deep the water was... if they'd looked at the marker they would have seen it wqas 2m deep lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 18, 2006, 04:11:58 PM
Here's an interseting one: MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 18/07/06 06.37, MAIN ST, TANUNDA, MAP 0 0 0,,RUBBISH TRUCK FIRE OUT THE FRONT OF CFS,631*CFSRES:

Why wouldn't the CFS be called to that one??? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 18, 2006, 04:17:08 PM
not there area  :wink:

you'd be amazed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on July 18, 2006, 04:54:18 PM
Many cfs stations are located within mfs areas around the state. Thats why the MFS would be called to these type of jobs and not the cfs.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on July 18, 2006, 06:02:52 PM
Here's an interseting one: MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 18/07/06 06.37, MAIN ST, TANUNDA, MAP 0 0 0,,RUBBISH TRUCK FIRE OUT THE FRONT OF CFS,631*CFSRES:

Why wouldn't the CFS be called to that one??? :?

They Would Notice The *CFSRES: At The End Of The Message This Is To Set The CFS Pagers Off.  The MFS: At The Start Indicates Where The Message Came From If I Am Correct If Not Please Let Me Know.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on July 18, 2006, 06:14:50 PM
Almost. The MFS: At the start means the page came from MFS comcen. *CFSRES is used to trip the FSI's and the pagers for a response (eg: Tone 7) URGMSG is also used for this. The MFS Retained crews and Elizabeth I think? (331&332) that use pagers, still have them set off for a response with *CFSRES at the end of the page.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 18, 2006, 06:32:49 PM
district officers also...

ambos can do it using the URGMSG... but CFSRES would work for them also... it also used by MFS Comms (and was by CFS SOCC) for dispatching SES units...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 18, 2006, 08:37:38 PM
Main street Tanunda would be out the front of MFS????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 19, 2006, 12:59:42 AM
Yes - Tanunda CFS are on Walden Street, according to the Promo website... :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 19, 2006, 01:17:20 AM
Main street Tanunda would be out the front of MFS????

That would probably explain things :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on July 19, 2006, 03:31:14 AM
Yeah, we've had a few "Why dont YOU have one of those red trucks with the cherry picker on it?" responses to things up trees
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 19, 2006, 08:59:27 AM
Main street Tanunda would be out the front of MFS????

That would probably explain things :-D

not necessarily, even if it had been on walden st, out the front of the CFS station, MFS still would have been the only response LOL.... its a strange and crazy world.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on July 19, 2006, 09:54:12 AM
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Yeah, we've had a few "Why dont YOU have one of those red trucks with the cherry picker on it?" responses to things up trees

Well the SES are now the primary agency for Animal Rescues (according to the MFS BOMS database anyway)so that is one less area for us to worry about.

From memory Western Adelaide SES have a cherry picker setup on one of their vehicles, that could come in handy for getting all those birds out of the trees.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 19, 2006, 10:56:16 AM
Quote
Yeah, we've had a few "Why dont YOU have one of those red trucks with the cherry picker on it?" responses to things up trees

Well the SES are now the primary agency for Animal Rescues (according to the MFS BOMS database anyway)so that is one less area for us to worry about.

From memory Western Adelaide SES have a cherry picker setup on one of their vehicles, that could come in handy for getting all those birds out of the trees.

Not all the time... A copy of the 'CRD business Rules' between MFS and SES was published in the April 2006 edition of the SASESVA FrontLine magazine. See http://www.sasesva.org.au/Frontline/April2006Pt1.pdf, page 7.

Section 2.15 states "For animal rescues within MFS areas then only MFS will be responded. Normally SASES will be only response to animal rescue in non-MFS areas. If the incident is in an area designated as a SES secondary response, then the incident shall be sent to the CFS."
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 19, 2006, 11:03:12 AM
well thats a bit silly...

so for animal rescues MFS fire area, MFS will go... but in CFS fire area SES will go.... why the fire service for one area but not the other???

i mean, my personal opinion is it should be SES both area, but it just seems very odd to have a doubkle standard like that...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 19, 2006, 11:18:34 AM
well thats a bit silly...

so for animal rescues MFS fire area, MFS will go... but in CFS fire area SES will go.... why the fire service for one area but not the other???

i mean, my personal opinion is it should be SES both area, but it just seems very odd to have a doubkle standard like that...

Given this is agreement is between MFS and SES, the way I read it is:
1/ If in MFS area, send MFS only.
2/ If other, then send primary response be it CFS or SES.

Not sure if a 'mutual aid agreement' exists between CFS and SES yet, which would help determine specifically what is the primary response organisation in non-MFS areas for incidents other than fire or RCR. Hopefully someone is working on one though.

The agreement document is an interesting read....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on July 19, 2006, 08:22:25 PM
Nearest and most appropriate resource for gods sake. For any incident in our area, we *WILL* arrvie atleast 20 minutes before the SES. Thats not some made up figure, thats the filtered driving time to the two closest SES units. Why is it so hard for peopel to understand this?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 20, 2006, 09:57:44 AM
Nearest and most appropriate resource for gods sake. For any incident in our area, we *WILL* arrvie atleast 20 minutes before the SES. Thats not some made up figure, thats the filtered driving time to the two closest SES units. Why is it so hard for peopel to understand this?

I fully agree...the problem I THINK is on the words "appropriate resource"...different people have different interpretations. Especially for non 'life-threat' incidents in storms (eg roof damage).

Personally I think that agreements can help resolve the interpretation issues. For example, the RCR Resource book makes it really easy for the people dispatching resources to MVA incidents.

But you dont want paperwork for all incidents.

End of the day, the "quickest and safest help to the person in need" is the best option.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 20, 2006, 10:08:08 AM
Nearest and most appropriate resource for gods sake. For any incident in our area, we *WILL* arrvie atleast 20 minutes before the SES. Thats not some made up figure, thats the filtered driving time to the two closest SES units. Why is it so hard for peopel to understand this?

I do not know what is programmed into MFS computer system & I do not know which Brigade your from, but on face value of your posting, you would be the Primary Response for your area. Thus you will get the job because you are the quicker responder.

I believe the clause in the agreement was stating that for animal rescue you do not need to respond two organisations to the incident, because it is not a life threat (sorry all you cat lovers :evil:)

But at a 'building impact' incident, then fire and shoring expertise are responded automatically because it could be a 'life threat'.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 20, 2006, 01:37:13 PM
Hi all,

Not so amusing but i am after some info.
Can anyone tell me who this page went to?
Thanks,

Quote
1906610 11:12:10 20-07-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 20/07/06 11:11,PRINCES HWY,MENINGIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,20 KM NORTH OF MENINGIE, SINGLE VEHICLE,,74529*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 20, 2006, 01:46:48 PM
It went to Meningie SES => Meningie = 74529
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 20, 2006, 01:54:14 PM
Thanks for that. Meningie CFS were paged by SOCC.  SES say they never got a page at all.....then i see this on the pager site. Makes you wonder :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 20, 2006, 01:58:31 PM
silly orange people
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 20, 2006, 02:07:18 PM
Shhh. I didn't say that :-D So just to clarify, MFS are doing paging for SES now not SOCC.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 20, 2006, 02:36:44 PM
silly orange people

HA HA hee hee  :lol: :lol: :-D  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on July 22, 2006, 03:44:18 AM
Nearest and most appropriate resource for gods sake. For any incident in our area, we *WILL* arrvie at least 20 minutes before the SES. Thats not some made up figure, thats the filtered driving time to the two closest SES units. Why is it so hard for people to understand this?

I do not know what is programmed into MFS computer system & I do not know which Brigade your from, but on face value of your posting, you would be the Primary Response for your area. Thus you will get the job because you are the quicker responder.

Its an appalling misuse of resources though when we AND the SES get paged to a tree down, or some other minor thing. We've had trees come down on the road next to the station, and still the SES are paged. Then again, people don't always follow the RCR book either...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on July 23, 2006, 01:03:34 PM
ATTENTION LUKE AFTER YOUR COURSE CAN YOU PLS CONTACT THE GAY CAPTAIN
What the?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on July 23, 2006, 04:41:27 PM
:-D yea it is either a mistake, or a joke, we have had a few good ones like that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on July 25, 2006, 01:31:59 PM
ATTENTION LUKE AFTER YOUR COURSE CAN YOU PLS CONTACT THE GAY CAPTAIN
What the?

Ha Ha That Was Our Bridage.  The Lady On The Phone Heard The Wrong Message & As Such Instead Of Being Bridage Captain She Heard Gay Captain.  We All Had A Laugh.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on July 27, 2006, 11:17:23 AM
1918593 10:05:01 27-07-06 MFS: RESPOND Bomb Threat 27/07/06 10:04,99 COMMERCIAL RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,PREMISES OF CENTRELINK,519*CFSRES:


I think sombody did not get his money this fourtnight.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 27, 2006, 12:45:50 PM
so he had to sacrifice some of his premium drinking metho to make his little device!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 27, 2006, 02:48:40 PM
09:50:01 27-07-06 RESERVE: MT_CRAWFORD NAME: (name)PHONE: (phone#) DETAILS: HAS LOST 8 SHEEP AND 2 LAMBS IN THE MT CRAWFORD SCRUB OVERNIGHT

10:47:35 27-07-06 RESERVE: MT_CRAWFORD NAME: (same name)PHONE: (same phone#) DETAILS: RE LOST SHEEP AT WATTS GULLY

How many jokes could you make about this  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 27, 2006, 02:54:03 PM
^^ how careless....  :- :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 27, 2006, 03:28:00 PM
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14:22:38 27-07-06 KE81 Cat2 Dukes Hwy, Keith C133 C2 WEAPONS

14:25:15 27-07-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: KEITH RESPOND MVA DUKES HWY, 8KM EAST OF KEITH, CAR V TREE, BELIEVE OCCUPANTS OUT, SAAS AND SAPOL MOBILE... > 27/07/2006 14:25:03

14:28:19 27-07-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 27/07/06 14:27,DUKES HWY,KEITH, MAP 0 0 0 ,,8KLM EAST CAR V TREE,74229 5888*CFSRES:


Weapons, what the :? might be a car jack gone wrong :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 27, 2006, 03:35:54 PM
it MAY be a coincedince, or dispatcher f'ed up. hmm however, maybe a disagreement in the car that resulted in the accident... a million possibilities
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 27, 2006, 03:39:57 PM
or maybe its a farm ute and carries a firearm liek a lot do...?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 27, 2006, 03:45:24 PM
but doesn't the weapons addition to the page infer that somehow weapons have been involved in the need for the ambulance?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 27, 2006, 03:48:57 PM
not necessarily.. when ambo comms add something like WEAPONS, ELECTRICAL, ANIMALS, FIREARMS  or maybe TRAFFIC, its an addition to warn the crews of possible hazards...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 27, 2006, 03:59:00 PM
oh yeah of course, because if what i said was the case, they would add VIOLENCE AT SCENE.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 27, 2006, 04:04:12 PM
So when SAAS pass the info onto SOCC why don't fire crews get the same heads up??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 27, 2006, 04:07:23 PM
@ firetruck - possibly... im not sure.

@ mengcfs - im pretty sure all possible information that is given to SOCC from wherever the call originates is passed to CFS crews.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on July 27, 2006, 04:07:56 PM
because we're lowly yellow scum, why would we be told! :-D :-D :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 27, 2006, 04:09:31 PM
perhaps they were hoping to get rid of a few rascals...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 27, 2006, 04:34:51 PM
@ firetruck - possibly... im not sure.

@ mengcfs - im pretty sure all possible information that is given to SOCC from wherever the call originates is passed to CFS crews.

I'm sure SOCC passes all info they have to crews - no doubt.  The point is SAAS or other agencies should be passing all the info they have to SOCC.  Fire crews are just as vulnerable as other emergency services.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on July 28, 2006, 01:18:28 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: MANNUM RESPOND TRAPPED PERSON UNDER TREE. MEET PERSON AT "DEATH CORNER", CAMBRAI - ASSIST CAMBRAI. CONTACT CAMBRAI CAPTAIN ON 0427 718 886 WHEN CLOSE TO SCENE FOR FURTHER DIRECTIONS > 28/07/2006 11:04:29


that sounds good :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on July 28, 2006, 01:22:12 PM
a rather morbid name for a corner...... wonder if they were tring to tell us something??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 28, 2006, 03:55:29 PM
i did read that and said to myself must be a bad MVA part of the road.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 29, 2006, 01:00:41 PM
I was looking at the paging site this arvo and came across these 2 messages about some sort of a fire call yesterday but there was no follow up message  :?

1909290 19:39:43 28-07-06 NRCT: RESPOND NARACOORTE STATION SIREN MANUALLY ACTIVATED CFSRES
1909283 19:39:43 28-07-06 NRCT: RESPOND NARACOORTE STATION SIREN MANUALLY ACTIVATED CFSRES

I wonder what Naracoorte responded to  :? maybe Blinky can tell us
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on July 29, 2006, 01:40:58 PM
SHQ: LUNCH MAN IS AT THE FRONT DOOR > 29/07/2006 12:34:39


mmmmmm, anyone want lunch?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 30, 2006, 07:23:15 AM
Friday night siren test.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on July 30, 2006, 12:38:15 PM
so noone else noticed this pager message yesterday?
1922914  12:03:53  29-07-06  Stop forwarding my page messages !! u know who u are!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 30, 2006, 01:16:30 PM
SHQ: CFSRES WILPENA RESPOND MEDICAL CASE, ST MARYS PEAK, WILPENA POUND, CALL FROM SAAS, MORE DETAIL FROM STATE HQ 8463 4222 < 30/07/2006 12:16:16


Some people have a long climb ahead of them...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on July 30, 2006, 07:20:59 PM
1919386 12:46:50 30-07-06 SHQ: URGMSG BLANCHETOWN RESPOND MVA SWAN REACH RD, BLANCHETOWN - MEET AT BP BLANCHETOWN FOR DIRECTIONS < 30/07/2006 12:46:39
Next
1919386 12:52:50 30-07-06 SHQ: BLANCHETOWN: FOR INFO SAPOL ON SCENE ADVISE CREW NOT REQUIRED, RESPOND AT YOUR DISCRETION < 30/07/2006 12:52:39
And then
1919386 13:08:45 30-07-06 SHQ: CFSRES BLANCHETOWN RESPOND PATIENT LIFT, BP SERVO, BLANCHETOWN - FROM PREVIOUS ACCIDENT < 30/07/2006 13:08:33
oops
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on July 31, 2006, 03:14:22 PM
1919386 12:46:50 30-07-06 SHQ: URGMSG BLANCHETOWN RESPOND MVA SWAN REACH RD, BLANCHETOWN - MEET AT BP BLANCHETOWN FOR DIRECTIONS < 30/07/2006 12:46:39

1919386 12:52:50 30-07-06 SHQ: BLANCHETOWN: FOR INFO SAPOL ON SCENE ADVISE CREW NOT REQUIRED, RESPOND AT YOUR DISCRETION < 30/07/2006 12:52:39

1919386 13:08:45 30-07-06 SHQ: CFSRES BLANCHETOWN RESPOND PATIENT LIFT, BP SERVO, BLANCHETOWN - FROM PREVIOUS ACCIDENT < 30/07/2006 13:08:33

Yep Sounds Like Someone Made A Bad Call Some Where, It Happens Although It Shouldn't.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on July 31, 2006, 03:35:45 PM
bad SAPOl... bad.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 31, 2006, 09:24:08 PM
bad cops bad cops what you going to do.... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 31, 2006, 10:19:17 PM
Heres a humorous pager message i found on the site just now

1908910 17:38:14 31-07-06 MFS: RESPOND To DASHWOOD GULLY RD,MEADOWS, MAP 000 0 0 ,,CATTLE ON ROAD IN 100KM PER HOUR ZONE,3 TO 4 KM FROM MEADOWS,1259*CFSRES

I wonder if the MFS had to put bull bars on their trucks to move the cattle  :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on July 31, 2006, 10:30:47 PM
I would highly doubt that. Due to the fact that the CFS are responding, not the MFS.

As you can see meadows are definately equipped in the 'bull-bar' arena.
Thanks to CFS promo site for these pictures..
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/mike794/CFS_Meadows_24P.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y183/mike794/CFS_Meadows_24_inc.jpg)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on July 31, 2006, 10:44:07 PM
hey i took that photo above, and yea i did send it in to the promo site :-D great big fire at willunga, i also took that one on the front of the volunteer. that was a good photo day :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 01, 2006, 02:13:23 AM
You call that white thing a good bull bar?
try this one:
(http://www.fire-brigade.asn.au/gallery/appliance/page1photos/1-scottck-Dsc_4807.jpg)

[Edit: Fixed image not displaying after forum upgrade.]
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 01, 2006, 04:11:58 AM
Yeah, I'll take the "Bullbar" over the "Farm Gate" ANY day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 01, 2006, 09:32:44 AM
hey i took that photo above, and yea i did send it in to the promo site :-D great big fire at willunga, i also took that one on the front of the volunteer. that was a good photo day :-D

you should ask for a gig with the promo unit
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on August 02, 2006, 05:14:02 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 02/08/06 16:10,7 ALICE ST,HILLBANK, MAP 62 D 12 ,,CAT RESCUE,332*CFSRES:
This is a bit sneaky. Did they do it this way so they didnt have to respond the SES :? :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 02, 2006, 05:22:01 PM
firemen are meant to rescue cats are they not, it is what we are most famous for.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on August 02, 2006, 05:24:14 PM

you should ask for a gig with the promo unit

Anyone can get a gig with the Promo unit, by taking usebale pictures.

By taking those pics, you even get double time on weekends & after hours!!!   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 02, 2006, 10:20:01 PM
Heres another cow related response

1908021 21:19:48 02-08-06 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 02/08/06 21:19,934 ACKLAND HILL RD,COROMANDEL EAST, MAP 155 K 16 ,,COWS ON ROADWAY 2.7 KM FROM MAIN RD,73420 4924*CFSRES:

It sounds like the cows were probably on their way to do some shopping or get the moospaper  :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 02, 2006, 11:21:35 PM
sturt SES look a little sluggish tonight. they should get a moooooove on.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 02, 2006, 11:26:37 PM
 :lol:ha i found that funny, mind you i have a bad sense of humor, so it is prob not.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 03, 2006, 08:27:25 AM
I was looking on the site and found an SAAS Response page that happened overnight but not sure what it was for  :?

1908547 07:11:09 03-08-06 MG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Nangwarry

Normally a cat 2 out on Penola Rd would signalise a RCR with no injuries but in this case i didnt see any CFS pages for Penola or Nangwarry  :? :-)   

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 03, 2006, 09:57:24 AM
what...so nobody actualyl read it closely enough to notice this

1912006 21:20:47 02-08-06 SHQ: You had better get a moooooooove on boy... < 2/08/2006 21:20:36  

1909046 21:20:03 02-08-06 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 02/08/06 21:19,934 ACKLAND HILL RD,COROMANDEL EAST, MAP 155 K 16 ,,COWS ON ROADWAY 2.7 KM FROM MAIN RD,73420 4924*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on August 03, 2006, 10:06:03 AM
and you havent read closely enough to see Rob has already put this page on the site and made a moo joke  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 03, 2006, 10:11:52 AM
i did. i just couldn't be bothered copying and pasting, so i made a cheap imitation.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 03, 2006, 10:21:34 AM
nevermind then... lol

of course i read robbos thing, and even firetrucks....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on August 03, 2006, 02:09:35 PM
Robert34 just to clarify if a page starts with MFS: it just means that it was sent from mfs comms doesn't mean an mfs appliance is going.

And manuel for the record that wasn't a big fire but probably was to you at the time.  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 03, 2006, 02:35:46 PM
willunga was only a little burn... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 03, 2006, 04:56:37 PM
yea i agree it was not that big, but yea for my second fire, yea it was big. but KI was big :evil: and i went there
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 03, 2006, 09:57:18 PM
yea i agree it was not that big, but yea for my second fire, yea it was big. but KI was big :evil: and i went there

the top posters board is just days away.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 03, 2006, 11:21:14 PM
yea i agree it was not that big, but yea for my second fire, yea it was big. but KI was big :evil: and i went there

Just out of interest, what is the latest rules / requirements for Strike Team deployments, regarding age, training and active service?


Thanks.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 04, 2006, 01:34:48 AM
I do not want to wait around a few years before i can get some.

Its ok buddy. You don't have to wait around. You're just down the road from Barker?

(HINT: Take some money with you, it will probably help)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: standpipe on August 04, 2006, 07:15:22 PM
(spelling),

    ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 04, 2006, 07:22:59 PM
cos he doesnt know how to spell COOMANDOOK
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on August 04, 2006, 07:30:22 PM
or murrAy bridge  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 04, 2006, 07:35:01 PM
stop paying out my spelolling, mey speel check is not worcing.  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 04, 2006, 07:48:52 PM
And i do kind of wonder what "eyre ply" was meant to be ??? presumably eyre peninsula....





were just shittin' ya
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 05, 2006, 02:02:15 PM
ok back on topic :-D

   SHQ: CFSRES YORKETOWN RESPOND 12 VICTORIA STREET, YORKETOWN - CHILD WITH FINGERS STUCK IN DRAIN, BADLY SWOLLEN - SAAS ON SCENE < 5/08/2006 00:11:36

WTF, that gotta hurt
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 05, 2006, 02:09:56 PM
SHQ: CFSRES PT WAKEFIELD RESPOND MVA HWY ONE, LOCHIEL, , 20 KMS NORTH PT WAKEFIELD , CAR ROLLOVER, 3RD DEFAULT, ALSO NO RESPONSE FROM SES < 4/08/2006 00:59:43 CFS - Wakefield Plains Group

I hope it wasn't bad.. :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 05, 2006, 02:14:40 PM
30 kms north of Pt Wakefield... Isn't that in Pt Wakefields Rescue area anyway ? ... Im guessing no was was reported trapped though as it was only a response to an MVA, not an RCR.


CC
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 05, 2006, 03:42:27 PM
Confirmed MFA from SAPol, page came out a little later...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 05, 2006, 03:54:41 PM
MFS: RESPOND RCR 05/08/06 01:49,SYCAMORE RD,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,FROM MT GAMBIER POLICE CAR V TREE NO PERSONS TRAPPED,74629 701*CFSRES


So why were SES responded?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 05, 2006, 04:01:53 PM
This one from a few weeks ago;

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 08/07/06 22:44,MT BARKER RD,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 146 F 15 ,,FROM POLICE - MINOR ACCIDENT - NO ENTRAPMENT - NO SPILL - NO CLEANUP REQUIRED- POLICE MESSAGE NO 1128,9019 8924*CFSRES:

Why was anyone responded, let alone 2 brigades?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 05, 2006, 04:41:10 PM
Heres another one from early this arvo :wink:

1909290 12:23:20 05-08-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: NARACOORTE RESPOND MVA, JONES ST, NARACOORTE CNR OF SMITH STREET. NO FURTHER DETAILS... < 
 
I wonder if our mate Blinky responded to it  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 05, 2006, 05:47:15 PM
Jones and Smith St. eh? Sounds like someone became bored with making up street names.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on August 05, 2006, 07:36:58 PM
SES are still responded because:

1) There could be another car that was missed that could have someone trapped.

2) Traffic control

Camo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on August 05, 2006, 08:15:34 PM
This one from a few weeks ago;

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 08/07/06 22:44,MT BARKER RD,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 146 F 15 ,,FROM POLICE - MINOR ACCIDENT - NO ENTRAPMENT - NO SPILL - NO CLEANUP REQUIRED- POLICE MESSAGE NO 1128,9019 8924*CFSRES:

Why was anyone responded, let alone 2 brigades?

Maybe someone involved was under shock and made it seem worse when they called 000, no idea  :?

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on August 05, 2006, 08:27:14 PM
Two car MVA was outside the new baker did traffice control and clean up..call was a pass a by call into the station....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 05, 2006, 08:49:18 PM
SES are still responded because:

1) There could be another car that was missed that could have someone trapped.

2) Traffic control

Camo

Understandanly... But with SAPOL on scene you would presume traffic control would be their responsibility, and with it being Car vs Tree, No entrapments specifically identified -(From SAPOL), and with Mt Gambier MFS attending, to me it is a wasted resource...

If it were a rescue, I would understand.. but yea... Im guessing they were stopped prior to arrival??  - Senior F/Fighter70 , any ideas?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on August 05, 2006, 09:15:21 PM
They make their own rules!!

I don't think they take stop calls from any other service.

Most the time when we are dispatched we know if there are any entrapments from comms.

I often think if in doubt, call them,(as per road crash rescue resource directory) but if a service on scene(e.g. Police) says that there is no entrapment and that they have traffic control under control, then they probably don't need to be there.

A fire service whether it be SACFS or SAMFS should still attend to make seen safe and clean up as that is a role police don't perform and nor should they have to.

Anyway, my opinion only, but I would be interested to see what others think!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 05, 2006, 10:36:20 PM
^ Couldn't agree more or have said it better myself !!





CC
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on August 06, 2006, 08:32:36 PM
They make their own rules!!

I don't think they take stop calls from any other service.

Most the time when we are dispatched we know if there are any entrapments from comms.

I often think if in doubt, call them,(as per road crash rescue resource directory) but if a service on scene(e.g. Police) says that there is no entrapment and that they have traffic control under control, then they probably don't need to be there.

A fire service whether it be SACFS or SAMFS should still attend to make seen safe and clean up as that is a role police don't perform and nor should they have to.

Anyway, my opinion only, but I would be interested to see what others think!

But we cant go diddling them out of call outs....they will think its a big conspiracy to make them redundant!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 06, 2006, 08:38:23 PM
and here i was thinking everyone had a fairly basic (at least) understanding of incident responses...

per the RCR Resource Directory; police, SAAS, fire and rescue must be responded to ALL motor vehicle related accidents outside the metropolitan area.

its a good read that some ppl obviously need to take a look at??  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 06, 2006, 10:15:39 PM
medevac, if an emergency resource is on scene, and they confirm NO entrapment, NO spillage, NO action required, why waste resources?  I know its not your fault (at least I don't think it is..) but it seems like a pretty stupid rule to me...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 06, 2006, 10:24:00 PM
well... first off. how did the on scene resource arrive without fire and rescue being called at all? they should all be responded ASAP from time of original call by the call taking agency...

and besides, even if we get info like that per our SOPs we should be responding a rescue resource if we are attending... makes sense no matter which way ya look at it....

well im sure someone will disagree though... :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 06, 2006, 10:39:45 PM
My comment re: SES is more because MFS were on the way... I know SES are the gazetted Rescue resource for that area, but I still think it is a wasted resource once a Service was already on scene..

Yes, they should have been responded initially, as should have all the other services, but they weren't.. So why waste not only the services time, but more importantlly the vollunteers time when such details have already been ascertained?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 06, 2006, 10:49:34 PM
So why waste not only the services time, but more importantlly the vollunteers time when such details have already been ascertained?

to avoid having a RCR grievance lodged against them? dunno...

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 06, 2006, 10:52:58 PM
Would seem to me that it would be one of those time when common sense prevails... But.... I guess not....


Either way .. back to Ammusing pager messages... :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on August 06, 2006, 10:54:09 PM
I like the conspiracy theory proposed by Camo! :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on August 06, 2006, 11:01:37 PM
Seriously though, the right thing is done by comms generally and all services are called out.

But on many occasions Police and SAAS arrive first and find no entrapments.

I know of many occasions there has been stops put through from Police SAAS or other services and it doesn't seem to happen!

That is probably the biggest gripe :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 06, 2006, 11:13:54 PM
mmm... but really we (fire service) dont take a stop unless a fire appliance is on scene....

maybe downgrade..... but in reality we are the ones trained to decide whether there is a need for our attendance, not the coppers or saas.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 06, 2006, 11:19:58 PM
mmm... but really we (fire service) dont take a stop unless a fire appliance is on scene....

maybe downgrade..... but in reality we are the ones trained to decide whether there is a need for our attendance, not the coppers or saas.

Correct, and I agree.. However... (there is always a catch..)...  SAPOL being the co-ordinating authority, technically we, by rights should take a stop call... / respond accordingly... - SAPOL advise no persons trapped.. Should be by rights only respond Fire coverage as they have given directive information informing us that no persons trapped, therefor rescue not required?  -  The job details stating no service would be required at all.. why send a truck?  .. more importantly.. Why would they tell us this?  information only?  Do they want a service yet strangely tell the operators that really a service is not required??

It seems to be a boundary that is very grey, and obviously uncrossed... I think the simplest thing is to continue what has been done before.. Assume the worst... Send everything untill someone says otherwise...

A total contradiction I know... But... It's all about covering ones a$$ in this day and age !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on August 06, 2006, 11:22:16 PM
I see where your coming from but most ambo's and coppers wouldn't disconnect batteries or sort out oil or fuel leaks which is the fire services responsibility, but most of them would know if a patient is "trapped" in a vehicle.

Anyhow, might try to get back on topic!

Did you see on the paging site the other day a particular brigade informing it's members about a scout group coming to visit their station?

The final part of the message cheekily said "there might be female scouts coming....."

Wonder if that encouraged anymore of the stations lads to turn up! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 06, 2006, 11:24:29 PM
^^ heehee..

1909789 15:53:29 06-08-06 HELLO SA FIREFIGHTER!

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 06, 2006, 11:35:54 PM
To continue the discussion on response protocols, I've started a thread:
Response SOPs (http://www.safirefighter.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=62&topic=715.new#new).

:D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on August 07, 2006, 10:28:37 AM
1909789 15:53:29 06-08-06 HELLO SA FIREFIGHTER!

Someone Has To Much Time On Their Hands.
Title: Re: Amusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 08, 2006, 11:36:48 AM
Hi all,

And they keep coming back for more the GRN provides loads of comedy :-D :-D :-)

WELCOME TO TONIGHT'S EDITION OF CURRENCY CREEK PAGER TEST & TRAINING INFO - TRAINING AT 19:30 SHARP FOR FUN & EXCITEMENT
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on August 08, 2006, 12:27:56 PM
simple guys. SAPOL wouldnt know if anyone was trapped or not. you cannot trust other services, always attend and see for yourself
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 08, 2006, 12:33:24 PM
pumprescue: Continue that discussion in Response SOPs (http://www.safirefighter.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=62&topic=715.new#new)...  Its more interesting there ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 08, 2006, 02:25:35 PM
1909789 15:53:29 06-08-06 HELLO SA FIREFIGHTER!

Someone Has To Much Time On Their Hands.

yeah, all of us!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 10, 2006, 08:36:38 AM
how often is this happening, we are not farmers :x

SHQ: *CFSRES: KANGARILLA RESPOND CATTLE ON ROAD CHESTER AND MAIN ROAD KANGARILLA NEAR SPORTS GROUNDS 3 COWS ON ROAD < 10/08/2006 07:44:02
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 10, 2006, 10:29:50 AM
maybe we should make cattle prods standard stowage. gee, wouldn't maintenance checks be fun then!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on August 10, 2006, 10:49:17 AM
1919304    23:56:45 09-08-06 SHQ: CFSRES: BARMERA & GLOSSOP RESPOND ROADSIDE SCRUB ALIGHT TEALY ROAD, INTERSECTION GORDON ROAD, LOVEDAY, < 9/08/2006 11:56:33 PM

1919303   00:19:51 10-08-06 SHQ: CFSRES: GLOSSOP RESPOND ROADSIDE SCRUB ALIGHT TEALY ROAD, INTERSECTION GORDON ROAD, LOVEDAY, ASSIST BARMERA CFS < 10/08/2006 12:19:37 AM

Someone should tell them they need to send the other brigade straight away not 24 mins later. They should have been responded the same time. What happened?  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 10, 2006, 11:09:39 AM
Uh... they did? Well, atleast as one of each message went to the same group. I'd assume maybe Glossop didnt get their act together and it was a gentle suggestion to get to the station?

Mind you, we've had multiple pages for the same job from MFS / SHQ.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on August 10, 2006, 11:17:38 AM
Well guess what NO Glossop did not get that page they only got the second one. I know for a fact they did not.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 10, 2006, 12:05:13 PM

that repeated message you're talking about Toast went to Chaffey Group Officers.  It appears to be a stuffup at SHQ that Glossop were missed off the first page at 23:56.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on August 10, 2006, 01:26:49 PM
We Have Had It Before Where The Pages Have Gone Off Saying More Information (About The Job) & We Were Like What The Cause We Were Never Called To A Job.  Turns Out The Inital Page Was Sent But They Forgot To Include Us In The Paging Group Even Though We Were In The Message.  Confirmed This By Checking The Pager Site After The Job.  It Was Lucky For The More Info Page Otherwise We Wouldn't Have Known.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 10, 2006, 03:10:12 PM
Well guess what NO Glossop did not get that page they only got the second one. I know for a fact they did not.

SETTLE DOWN.

Christ.

I apologise for speculating regarding an issue.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on August 10, 2006, 06:51:44 PM
Be careful not to read too much tone into posts. I did not read any malice in backburns reply, perhaps you did.

My advice is to err on the side of a good natured response :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on August 10, 2006, 11:08:48 PM
There was no malice intended as I am a one finger writer and hit the wrong keys all the time.   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on August 11, 2006, 01:05:20 AM
Yes we once recieved a "stop call" page at 4am over tone 7 for an MVA and we didn't get the initial response message.  When i called SHQ and told them they hadn't even realised we hadn't got the initial message, luckily it was only a very minor prang or could have been very embarrasing
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 11, 2006, 09:39:03 PM
   HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* FOR RUBBISH BIN FIRE. 1 WHEELIE BIN GOT WHEELIE HOT, EXTINGUISHED BY WHEELIE FAST CFS :-) - H/V STATION 11/08/2006 8:44:01 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 12, 2006, 03:26:29 PM
Must have been a wheelie big fire !

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1909509 14:36:45 12-08-06 BIKES IN THE PARK AGAIN AT PERRY BEND WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FIX THESE DAMN GATESI HAVE REPORTED BIKES AGAIN TO THE POLICE PLS PH DAVID 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 13, 2006, 05:42:26 PM
1926886   17:03:13   13-08-06   MFS: YOUR RIGHT HAND SIDE CENTRE LOCKER IS OPEN FROM STATION
1926886   16:58:58   13-08-06   MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 13/08/06 16:57,6 SAXON ST,SMITHFIELD PLAIN, MAP 42 A 10 ,,MATTRESS SMOULDERING IN REAR YARD, CALLER WANTS YOU TO COUNCEL CHILD IN PLAYING WITH LIGHTERS,331*CFSRES:

Oh no, time to backtrack and pick up all that ex-stowage...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on August 13, 2006, 06:07:24 PM
1926886   17:03:13   13-08-06   MFS: YOUR RIGHT HAND SIDE CENTRE LOCKER IS OPEN FROM STATION
1926886   16:58:58   13-08-06   MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 13/08/06 16:57,6 SAXON ST,SMITHFIELD PLAIN, MAP 42 A 10 ,,MATTRESS SMOULDERING IN REAR YARD, CALLER WANTS YOU TO COUNCEL CHILD IN PLAYING WITH LIGHTERS,331*CFSRES:

Oh no, time to backtrack and pick up all that ex-stowage...

and following that

1926886 17:05:27 13-08-06   MFS: 332 WILL FOLLOW YOU AND CHECK FOR ANY GEAR
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on August 13, 2006, 08:13:41 PM
I can just imagine some kids in Smithfield sitting in their backyard playing with the hoses, axes, halligans and BA sets  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 13, 2006, 08:44:58 PM
1909056 14:45:07 13-08-06 CREW REQD AT STATION FOR HAZMAT INCIDENT
1908995 14:56:22 13-08-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BURNSIDE RESPOND HAZMAT INCIDENT, REAR OF 187 MAIN RD, BLACKWOOD - SPILL OF PHOTO DEVELOPER > 13/08/2006 14:56:11
1909053 15:08:54 13-08-06 HAZMAT INCIDENT IN BWD REQUIRED BA CREW PLS ATTEND STN BWD CPT

a brigade manual turnout for a HAZMAT?

bit cowboyish...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on August 13, 2006, 08:48:37 PM
what exactly is a "manual turnout"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 13, 2006, 08:49:33 PM
its me turning out :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 13, 2006, 08:56:43 PM
just turning out without actually going through a commcen...

in this case it meant that there was not a 1st alarm HAZMAT response filled for a good 10-15 minutes when it should have been....
Title: Re: Amusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 13, 2006, 09:36:51 PM
Manual turnout was initiated as obviously crews were listening in to the job on GRN and had a heads up before they got the response page...no harm in that everyone does it during fire season :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 13, 2006, 09:43:39 PM
SAFIREY - are you talking about for the HAZMAT job?

in this case, the call didnt go through a commcen correctly, which would have sent two Hazmat and a fire brigade immediately... instead, it appears one brigade has turned themselves out, 10 minutees later Burnside HAZMAt was sent, and then a bit later Blackwood turned themsleves out?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 13, 2006, 10:18:05 PM
1909056 14:45:07 13-08-06 CREW REQD AT STATION FOR HAZMAT INCIDENT
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 13, 2006, 10:23:14 PM
1909056 14:45:07 13-08-06 CREW REQD AT STATION FOR HAZMAT INCIDENT
1908995 14:56:22 13-08-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BURNSIDE RESPOND HAZMAT INCIDENT, REAR OF 187 MAIN RD, BLACKWOOD - SPILL OF PHOTO DEVELOPER > 13/08/2006 14:56:11
1909053 15:08:54 13-08-06 HAZMAT INCIDENT IN BWD REQUIRED BA CREW PLS ATTEND STN BWD CPT
1909538 15:14:58 13-08-06 SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: EDEN HILLS & BURNSIDE RESPONDING HAZMAT AT BLACKWOOD. PHOTOGRAPHIC DEVELOPER SPILT IN CARPARK. APPROX 4 DRUMS. UNKNOWN QUANTITY. RDO AUSTIN AWARE... < 13/08/2006 15:14:47

Going by this assume job originally came through fire phone possibly,seemed to dispatch via a roundabout way I thought too :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 13, 2006, 11:04:17 PM
1909056 14:45:07 13-08-06 CREW REQD AT STATION FOR HAZMAT INCIDENT
1908995 14:56:22 13-08-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BURNSIDE RESPOND HAZMAT INCIDENT, REAR OF 187 MAIN RD, BLACKWOOD - SPILL OF PHOTO DEVELOPER > 13/08/2006 14:56:11
1909053 15:08:54 13-08-06 HAZMAT INCIDENT IN BWD REQUIRED BA CREW PLS ATTEND STN BWD CPT
1909538 15:14:58 13-08-06 SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: EDEN HILLS & BURNSIDE RESPONDING HAZMAT AT BLACKWOOD. PHOTOGRAPHIC DEVELOPER SPILT IN CARPARK. APPROX 4 DRUMS. UNKNOWN QUANTITY. RDO AUSTIN AWARE... < 13/08/2006 15:14:47

Going by this assume job originally came through fire phone possibly,seemed to dispatch via a roundabout way I thought too :?

what intrigues me further is that blackwood have obviously responded, yet the sig inc page says only eden and burnside. is this coz blackwood weren't needed there or what. would think main road blackwood would be blackwoods response area, hell, everywhere else in sturt group seems to be :evil: :-D!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 13, 2006, 11:25:27 PM
Some one throw me an Akubra... I wanna be a cowboy !


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I believe self responding is dangerous.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on August 14, 2006, 10:01:20 AM
firetruck I think the reason Blackwood was responded was for extra BA
HAZMAT INCIDENT IN BWD REQUIRED BA CREW PLS ATTEND STN BWD CPT
Possible that Eden did not have enough BA, just speculation
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 14, 2006, 08:51:42 PM
mmm buyt if eden didnt have enough BA operators... then surely they are too be used for some part of the HAZMAT? therfore should be more HAZMAT operators... not just good old BA.


FIRETRUCK - going by that i would simply presume that SOCC didnt know Blackwood were attending, as the only turnout via the right channels seems to have been for Burnside.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on August 15, 2006, 08:19:45 AM
 04:07:37 15-08-06 BV181 DRIVE WITH CAUTION - POSSIBLE HIGH SPEED PERSUIT IN YOUR AREA

Thats one way to make you drive a little more carefully.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on August 15, 2006, 10:43:54 AM
07:20:28 15-08-06 I have arrived at work. You have recieved this message due to popular demand (and I feel like being annoying)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 15, 2006, 10:47:24 AM
god, the crap people post on there... honestly, i've seen ones like "lunch is here". how hard is it to ring up on the mobile.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 15, 2006, 11:16:16 AM
Heres a pager message you dont see everyday  :lol:

1909283 08:26:57 15-08-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: NARACOORTE RESPOND LARGE GAS LEAK 55 SMITH STREET NEXT TO FIRE STATION GAS BULLET LEAKING GAS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 15, 2006, 04:22:14 PM
quick where is Blinky?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 15, 2006, 04:33:24 PM

never mind gas leaks, how about this SAAS one:
15:37:35  15-08-06  AS12 PULLED HIS FORESKIN OUT, CAN'T GET IN BACK IN PLACE???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 15, 2006, 04:44:35 PM
hahahaha,  :-D that is quite amusing, any ideas of what they were talking about.  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 15, 2006, 05:09:08 PM
I think i know what they were talking about :wink: but not gonna say what it means  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 15, 2006, 11:24:34 PM
hahah makes me think about "theres somthing about mary"....

@ firetruck - a lot of pager messages are actually messages fowarded by peoples answering/messaging services...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on August 16, 2006, 01:48:21 PM
Who is the page from  ?
16/08/2006 12:49:49 PM SCC: Priority One (1) -- James Matherson (MOBILE NUMBER) vehicle accident car v truck four (4) trapped.. Victor Harbour Rd, five (5) kms from Victor Harbour Adel side.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 16, 2006, 01:56:41 PM
Then this....

1905665 12:58:32 16-08-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 16/08/06 12:58,VICTOR HARBOR RD,VICTOR HARBOR, MAP 000 0 0 ,,CAR V TRUCK,719*CFSRES:

1916714 13:05:25 16-08-06 PLS PH DAVE CASEY RE VEHICLE ACCIDENT VICTOR HARBOR

1924962 13:06:04 16-08-06 AL81 Cat2 Adelaide Rd, Victor Harbor 304 E15

1924962 13:06:23 16-08-06 MW400 Cat2 Adelaide Rd, Victor Harbor 304 E15

1928011 13:18:47 16-08-06 16/08/2006 1:18:07 PM SCC: From SHU: CANCEL car v truck job sent by SHU at 5km from Victor Harbor Adel side.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on August 16, 2006, 01:57:54 PM
Who is the page from  ?
16/08/2006 12:49:49 PM SCC: Priority One (1) -- James Matherson (MOBILE NUMBER) vehicle accident car v truck four (4) trapped.. Victor Harbour Rd, five (5) kms from Victor Harbour Adel side.

It says SCC at the front there maybe SES State Control?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 16, 2006, 02:07:02 PM
Who is the page from  ?
16/08/2006 12:49:49 PM SCC: Priority One (1) -- James Matherson (MOBILE NUMBER) vehicle accident car v truck four (4) trapped.. Victor Harbour Rd, five (5) kms from Victor Harbour Adel side.

It says SCC at the front there maybe SES State Control?

It is but is a very strange response page (and with an invalid mobile number - too many digits).
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 16, 2006, 02:24:16 PM
its from the SES state headquarters unit... there SCC is open today.

nothing wrong with the page that i can see (other than the mobile number obviously, which isnt even relevanty for a MVA really...) and maybe they could have added URGMSG. but it containcs all relevant info...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 16, 2006, 02:29:03 PM
Heres another pager message sent out to Region 5 GO's and DGO's about the wind

1909357 12:26:05 16-08-06 CFSR5: GO's & DGO's: CURRENT FDI KEITH GFDI 6, NCTE FFDI 24, MTG FFDI 15. IF WINDS INCREASE TO PREDICTED SPEEDS FDI's COULD REACH 50-60

they might as well make it official that the fire season starts a few months earlier than expected because of this wind  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 16, 2006, 03:22:42 PM
Is there a list of pager capcodes, in particular CFS. Or how do we tell where the page came from :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 16, 2006, 05:16:26 PM
Wow, must be dedicated ay :-D

1909123 16:37:56 16-08-06 Training this Sunday 0100 hrs at stn. From Nick
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 16, 2006, 05:23:08 PM
oh well, why not?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on August 16, 2006, 05:38:36 PM
Heres another pager message sent out to Region 5 GO's and DGO's about the wind

1909357 12:26:05 16-08-06 CFSR5: GO's & DGO's: CURRENT FDI KEITH GFDI 6, NCTE FFDI 24, MTG FFDI 15. IF WINDS INCREASE TO PREDICTED SPEEDS FDI's COULD REACH 50-60

they might as well make it official that the fire season starts a few months earlier than expected because of this wind  :wink:

Only in the South East!

They go a week or three without rain and they are worried - welcome to South Australia and welcome to the rest of the states dramas :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on August 16, 2006, 06:02:55 PM
Then this....

1905665 12:58:32 16-08-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 16/08/06 12:58,VICTOR HARBOR RD,VICTOR HARBOR, MAP 000 0 0 ,,CAR V TRUCK,719*CFSRES:

1916714 13:05:25 16-08-06 PLS PH DAVE CASEY RE VEHICLE ACCIDENT VICTOR HARBOR

1924962 13:06:04 16-08-06 AL81 Cat2 Adelaide Rd, Victor Harbor 304 E15

1924962 13:06:23 16-08-06 MW400 Cat2 Adelaide Rd, Victor Harbor 304 E15

1928011 13:18:47 16-08-06 16/08/2006 1:18:07 PM SCC: From SHU: CANCEL car v truck job sent by SHU at 5km from Victor Harbor Adel side.

Yeah this was interesting we were at a scrubbie today just around the corner from where this supposedly happened but was an MFA. But then on the Victor road on the way home we found a car had run off an embankment and through some trees but the engine was cold and the people were gone. Could have been the same one???


the FDI reached 60 on Hindmarsh Island with 50 knots of wind.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on August 16, 2006, 06:27:42 PM
Wed 16/08 13:30 NNW 28 45 25.9 -3.6 14 25.0 61.7(Ext) 0.0 1006.2
Not a pager message but the weather conditions @ 13:30 hrs at parafield airport. Also going scrub fire at Glencoe in the SE. Kalangadoo is in action, awaiting report for robert on this one!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 16, 2006, 07:18:33 PM
FDIs did climb to interesting levels today... some would have warranted fire bans, including 115 at Pt Augusta...

lots of grassies today, lots of burnoffs out of control...

robert may actually have a valid point for once... if the weather did remain like this for an extended period... but then again... isnt rain forecast for the coming week?

 :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on August 16, 2006, 07:48:55 PM
Who is the page from  ?
16/08/2006 12:49:49 PM SCC: Priority One (1) -- James Matherson (mob 0429-5800-367) vehicle accident car v truck four (4) trapped.. Victor Harbour Rd, five (5) kms from Victor Harbour Adel side.

It says SCC at the front there maybe SES State Control?

Yes it was from SES SCC. Had a newish volunteer operator on the airsource computer. Job was also telephoned through by CommsOut operator to ensure it was received properly.

When we noticed the URGMSG issue he was corrected. SES SCC pager message are individually typed by an operator until LHQ opens, then we fax the tasking docket.

Roughly 35 jobs dispatched statewide this afternoon.

Next front to hit at 2400 but that should contain only rain.

SES SCC closed at 1715 tonight.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 16, 2006, 08:42:05 PM
pissing down up here at the moment andrew... lol

i take it priority jobs (MVAs, rescues, etc) get paged through though... not just faxed?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on August 17, 2006, 07:51:38 AM
I know the mobile number was wrong.... but keep in mind we shouldn't be posting contact details from pager messages  :-)

Cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on August 17, 2006, 12:24:13 PM
filtered down up here at the moment andrew... lol

i take it priority jobs (MVAs, rescues, etc) get paged through though... not just faxed?

We do both. The complete details from the call taker is available for the crew at LHQ on a computer printed form via the fax, as well as the complete Unit know about the basic job details from the pager.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on August 18, 2006, 03:05:39 PM
1908970 - 12:32:19 - 18-08-06 - MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 18/08/06 12:32,5 MONCUR ST,WOODCROFT, MAP 177 D 7 ,,,8124 431 8032 439*CFSRES:
1908973 - 12:37:43 - 18-08-06 - MRPH: *CFSRES: MORE CREW REQUIRED RESPOND M/ VALE STATION 18-08-06 12:37
1909538 - 13:05:49 - 18-08-06 - SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: HOUSE FIRE, MONCUR ST, WOODCROFT - $25,000 DAMAGE, RDO DOWLING MOBILE > 18/08/2006 13:05:37
1908977 - 13:16:40 - 18-08-06 - HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* FOR DOMESTIC FIRE. FIRE IN FRONT ROOM OF PROPERTY NOW EXTINGUISHED. ESTIMATED $25,000 DAMAGE. 24P RETURNING TO STATION - H/V STATION 18/08/2006 1:16:25 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 18, 2006, 03:13:43 PM
^^Now that's an amusing series of pager messages ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: corecutters on August 18, 2006, 05:17:49 PM
More informative than ammusing...


I see M./vale got some decent jobs today.. Well done to the crews.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 18, 2006, 07:00:00 PM
dropped past that woodcroft jobby... but for some reason the camera's memory card was missing!!!! D'OH!!!!!!!!

4 appliances on scene, plus group vehicle and SAPOL/SAAS, looked like the front room had gone up well....

saw MattyB standing around, but he looked kinda busy being IC  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on August 19, 2006, 06:02:44 PM
Quote
dropped past that woodcroft jobby... but for some reason the camera's memory card was missing!!!! D'OH!!!!!!!!
4 appliances on scene, plus group vehicle and SAPOL/SAAS, looked like the front room had gone up well....
saw MattyB standing around, but he looked kinda busy being IC 

And you didn't come up and say gday - how rude. You should have stuck around we got some lunch delivered not long after that  :-)

The house fire was pretty straight forward, just a standard 'room & contents fire', around $25,000 damage.

The next call was a bit more interesting, just after leaving that job we responded to this MVA on Main South road at Morphett Vale.

Always good to be first arrival well into MFS area  :-D
(http://www.mvcfs.asn.au/South-road-dump-truck7.jpg)

(http://www.mvcfs.asn.au/South-road-dump-truck3.jpg)

(http://www.mvcfs.asn.au/South-road-dump-truck2.jpg)

There is some more pics and info on our website - http://www.mvcfs.asn.au (http://www.mvcfs.asn.au)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on August 19, 2006, 06:32:55 PM
Saying that lady was lucky is a big understatement.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 19, 2006, 06:34:42 PM
^^no point buying a lottery ticket.... looks like all her lucks been used up  :wink:

Mattb - was gonan say gday, but you were still fairly busy and i was due at my GFs place... looks liek you were pretty busy yesterday.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 19, 2006, 11:24:40 PM
amazing, only escaped with minor facial injuries.

gee, that paramedic in the car without a helmet would be feeling a little dodgy IMO.interesting job though.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 20, 2006, 03:01:54 AM
A helmet won't stop anything that the roof of the car won't stop...;) :P
Did I hear right that that machine fell of the back of a truck??!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on August 20, 2006, 09:38:19 AM
If you have no room to get in the car with you helmet on it is ok to get in . Yes it is better to have your helmet if you can.
At the resent RCR comps, crews would get in the car with no helmets if space was a problem. The judges did  not mark crews down. But as soon as they were out or made space they had to have the helmets on.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 20, 2006, 04:28:09 PM
mmm.. all Ambos are kitted out with a helmet as standard equipment.... ive never seen one being worn though, not in metro area...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on August 21, 2006, 08:27:14 AM
07:38:17 21-08-06 SHQ: *** STOP CALL NORTON SUMMIT & SUMMERTOWN *** NOT REQUIRED - TOAST ACTIVATED ALARM < 21/08/2006 07:38:01

Not helping people with their call rate are ya toast????  :wink:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on August 21, 2006, 03:07:57 PM
Shhhh!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 21, 2006, 05:05:42 PM
TOAST!!!!  Yep sure is responsible for a lot of brigades call rates,and burnt pancakes as well :-D
Title: Re: Amusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 23, 2006, 10:04:58 AM
And we thought that amusing pager messages only came from within the service...
OFF YOU GO TO MOUNT RUFUS! YES NOW YOU SLACKER! YOU PROBABLY FORGOT YOU HAD TO BE THERE AT 1100 FOR THE ANTENNA CHANGE! GET YOUR FURRY BUTT INTO GEAR AND GET GOING! :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 26, 2006, 04:18:58 PM
A helmet won't stop anything that the roof of the car won't stop...;) :P
Did I hear right that that machine fell of the back of a truck??!!

Depends on if its a Structure Helmet or a Bushwacker :-D :-D :lol: :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 26, 2006, 04:24:44 PM
Here is a little bit of the text from a website...

How to Join!Deleted brigade name...
If you can respond during the day during the week, you will almost certainly be accepted.

Sure then you wont default :-D :roll:


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 27, 2006, 05:37:30 AM
Doesn't every brigade want day crew?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 27, 2006, 08:59:53 AM
A helmet won't stop anything that the roof of the car won't stop...;) :P


unless you bang your head against... the roof of the car. :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 27, 2006, 01:34:12 PM
Quote
unless you bang your head against... the roof of the car.

hehe, good point!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 27, 2006, 06:49:18 PM
SHQ: CFSRES BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HAH!!!!!! < 27/08/2006 17:53:07
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 27, 2006, 06:53:07 PM
Quick off the mark Manuel....obviously a page related to the footy win or loss for someone :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 29, 2006, 12:26:37 AM
MFS: RESPOND To 28/08/06 19:38,311 IRONBANK RD,IRONBANK, MAP 168 H 2 ,,INVESTIGATE STRANGE ODOUR AT THIS ADDRESS,8532*CFSRES:

Enjoy your sniffing boys! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 29, 2006, 08:42:04 AM
that is a little strange, no hazmat was sent-- So is that the new "cat up a tree"??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 29, 2006, 09:54:16 AM
Maybe someone ate too many cans of baked beans and farted which ended up smelling like a strange odour  :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on August 29, 2006, 05:27:27 PM
that is a little strange, no hazmat was sent-- So is that the new "cat up a tree"??

na, thats cat up a power pole.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 29, 2006, 08:58:03 PM
In my opinion - investigating a 'strange odour' should be responded as 1A HAZMAT, unless the odour is obviously smoke....

happended to listen into to this one and the first arriving officer stated it was a smell of something sulphide...... perhaps it should have been hazmat?

anyone got actual details?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 29, 2006, 11:41:33 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 29/08/06 18:03,HEASLIP RD,ANGLE VALE, MAP 31 E 9 ,,2-3 TON OF POTATOES SPILT ON ROAD REQUIRING CLEAN UP, NEAR REAR OF RAAF BASE,9219*CFSRES:


AAAHHHH - surely a transportSA and police job... lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 29, 2006, 11:47:00 PM
Hahahahaha, what a scheiße job, well it gives them something to do!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 30, 2006, 08:15:44 AM
SEAFORD CFS JUST RESPONDED TO CAR FIRE WHICH IS NOW OUT AT GATE 28 JARED RD SEAFOOD MEADOWS.CHECK FENCE PLS ANY FURTHER DETAILS PLS PH SEAFOOD CAPT



aaahhhh classic
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 30, 2006, 09:18:16 AM
Not to mention the radio operator who calls up SHQ and says SEAFOOD STATION ON AIR :lol: :evil::-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 30, 2006, 02:13:30 PM
Quote
13:17:45 30-08-06 !RETHGIFERIF AS OLLEH


Yes, we are watching.....You have too much time on your hands :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 30, 2006, 02:38:27 PM
Quote
13:17:45 30-08-06 !RETHGIFERIF AS OLLEH

Yes, we are watching.....You have too much time on your hands :roll:

well you're the one who noticed it and posted here mengcfs  :-D
(interesting it was sent to an OCO though)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 30, 2006, 02:54:00 PM
Quote
13:17:45 30-08-06 !RETHGIFERIF AS OLLEH

Yes, we are watching.....You have too much time on your hands :roll:

well you're the one who noticed it and posted here mengcfs  :-D
(interesting it was sent to an OCO though)


Too true Darius....sad really isn't it :wink:
How do you tell where the messages go, or are from :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 30, 2006, 03:01:02 PM

the pager capcode (1909791) tells you who received it.  You can't tell who sent it (well not generally anyway, HQ usually can find out if they want to).
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on August 30, 2006, 03:03:44 PM
The cap codes suposedly havent been released though, so most people wouldnt recognise them....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 30, 2006, 03:15:45 PM
Reminder Training At Cameron's Place Tonight - 1800 Hours - Queries

BBQ after training Camo :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 30, 2006, 03:57:47 PM
So is there a list of capcodes somewhere :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on August 30, 2006, 06:15:57 PM
Reminder Training At Cameron's Place Tonight - 1800 Hours - Queries

BBQ after training Camo :-D

Well its like this....we have a tin shed as a station - no toilets no seating no tv or vcr.

I am showing a video for Training so here is comfy, warm and it has all the necessaries.

Camo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 30, 2006, 06:17:52 PM
why not make it one big CFS party :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 30, 2006, 07:03:22 PM
How about a CFS Party/Pub Crawl  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on August 30, 2006, 07:11:31 PM
Oh on that note, any of those at the show on the last sat night, it is my 18th, feel free to come on a pub crawl afterward in the CBD. if you want details private message me.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on August 30, 2006, 07:56:56 PM
1912494 18:45:03 30-08-06 filtered
Good to see the paging system is being used to its full potential  :-)
damm it filtered it!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on August 30, 2006, 08:09:36 PM
Haa
something about a anker with the W in front
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on August 30, 2006, 08:46:36 PM
all CFS cap codes are listed in a CFS GRN pager fleetmap so that the big fellas can keep track of whats going on and ensure response paging messages go to the right place.....

would be interested to know how Darius knows who it is though as rthis list shouldnt be public i wouldnt think???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 31, 2006, 12:23:27 AM
If the brigade/station etc had put their ID in the Airsource Software it would display the sender's id at the end of the message :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on August 31, 2006, 09:32:32 AM
So in other words we can't tell who the messages are going to :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on August 31, 2006, 09:40:18 AM
all CFS cap codes are listed in a CFS GRN pager fleetmap so that the big fellas can keep track of whats going on and ensure response paging messages go to the right place.....

yeah, such as it is

would be interested to know how Darius knows who it is though as rthis list shouldnt be public i wouldnt think???

people have been watching since GRN paging was introduced, the commonly used capcodes are not hard to work out (particularly over time), some are lucky/educated guesses (hint try scanning sites).  An easy way if you run your own paging decoder is to save the daily monitor file then you can search for a particular capcode through those files.  It's often obvious what the capcode is for.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on August 31, 2006, 10:54:48 AM
Oh on that note, any of those at the show on the last sat night, it is my 18th, feel free to come on a pub crawl afterward in the CBD. if you want details private message me.

Sounds Good To Me :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on August 31, 2006, 11:36:32 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 29/08/06 18:03,HEASLIP RD,ANGLE VALE, MAP 31 E 9 ,,2-3 TON OF POTATOES SPILT ON ROAD REQUIRING CLEAN UP, NEAR REAR OF RAAF BASE,9219*CFSRES:


AAAHHHH - surely a transportSA and police job... lol

HAHA! I drove over these potatoes! They were everywhere
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on August 31, 2006, 11:38:58 PM
SEAFORD CFS JUST RESPONDED TO CAR FIRE WHICH IS NOW OUT AT GATE 28 JARED RD SEAFOOD MEADOWS.CHECK FENCE PLS ANY FURTHER DETAILS PLS PH SEAFOOD CAPT



aaahhhh classic

Ahhhh, good old Seaford :p
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 01, 2006, 09:02:38 AM
Heres another tow job for the SES but this time there was a good reason  :lol:

1924135 03:37:11 01-09-06 MFS:RESPOND WHYALLA SES,WHYALLA, MAP 0 A 0 ,,VACINITY OF CARAVAN PARK CAR BOGGED NOW A TOW TRUCK CONTACT MOB 0412556587 (MURRAY),77320*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 01, 2006, 04:20:16 PM
oh that brings back memories, i remember when we got one truck bogged, and the other one got bogged as we tried to get the first one out.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on September 06, 2006, 04:39:23 PM
Noticed this page for a few neighbouring brigades from this morning

MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 06/09/06 08:46,RIDDOCH HWY,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SOUTH BOUND ON DUAL CARRIAGE WAY PAST THE AIRPORT, FROM SAPOL,74629 701*CFSRES:

That is Mt Gambier SES & MFS

then a few minutes later

SHQ: *CFSRES: TARPEENA & WANDILO RESPOND TREE DOWN, RIDDOCH HWY, MT GAMBIER - SOUTH BOUND ON DUAL CARRIAGE WAY PAST THE AIRPORT FROM MT GAMBIER > 6/09/2006 08:53:49

Tarpeena & Wandilo obviously

Must of been one hell of a big tree...

If it wasnt then when the filtered are we all gonna work as one!!!

Camo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 06, 2006, 04:55:26 PM
Only the SES cut up trees! The rest were there for firecover/emotional support.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on September 06, 2006, 05:24:30 PM
MFS didnt send an appliance , wasnt necesary to send an appliance so far out of town for such a job.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on September 06, 2006, 05:43:35 PM
was there any need for the cfs as well?

seriously someone needs to stop wasting the time of us vollies or people are gonna chuck the shits!

Its hard enough to keep people on as it is
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on September 06, 2006, 05:58:26 PM
Could it be that the call-taker in both ComCens had more information about the MVA traffic risk ???

I do not know all of the information. But it could be that the tree is a major traffic hazard on the dual carriage way highway that has a lot of semi / b-double truck traffic.

My thoughts are it is better to protect and prevent an accident than turn out to a RCR.

If that is the case and MFS said no to turn out, then CFS could be on scene faster than SES. So to protect and prevent, this seems reasonable to me.

You turn out both brigades to a RCR in that location I assume, why not both to prevent a MVA ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 06, 2006, 06:11:27 PM
*Technically* MVA prevention is the job of SAPol, not the CFS, and if the CFS does go for traffic control, I think it should be a single brigade response initially, not two...

But if the community is safe, then I'm happy! :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 06, 2006, 08:43:22 PM
its a second alarm tree down!!!

i would hazard a guess that MFS comms paged mfs by accident or due to some need they saw....

and simply CFS commcen then recieved a call be it from the public or whoever and responded appropriate cfs resources...

neither one knowing (or caring??)the other was going... lmao
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 06, 2006, 08:54:17 PM
Aren't tree down responses the responsibility of SES,Local Council and Transport SA now  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 07, 2006, 12:39:43 AM
If there is a life risk (like a tree over a main road) the MFS will respond both the SES and the nearest fire service.
I think this is just until the SES can improve their response times...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 07, 2006, 12:46:08 AM
SES response times are just as good (and better in some cases) than a lot of CFS brigades in rural units...

youll find that all the RCR units are out the doors quick smart.. even for these kind of jobs...

 :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 07, 2006, 12:47:37 AM
If there is a life risk (like a tree over a main road) the MFS will respond both the SES and the nearest fire service.
I think this is just until the SES can improve their response times...

Which in numerous areas, will never happen.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on September 07, 2006, 04:34:37 PM
SES response times are just as good (and better in some cases) than a lot of CFS brigades in rural units...

youll find that all the RCR units are out the doors quick smart.. even for these kind of jobs...

 :wink:

The local unit has had some response times topping 20-30+ minutes lately for some serious MVA's yet they still don't respond another resource. :x

I think it's high time something is done with both services that states that if a truck aint rolling out the door within 10 minutes or so then you HAVE TO respond the next appropriate resource.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on September 07, 2006, 04:47:48 PM
1925586 15:47:48 07-09-06 CT71 HAS SWOLLEN PENIS AND TESTICLES, DESCRIBED AS FOOTBALLS

Shouldn't laugh at others misfortune but i'd have to have a chuckle if that came up on my pager :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 07, 2006, 07:55:28 PM
SES response times are just as good (and better in some cases) than a lot of CFS brigades in rural units...

youll find that all the RCR units are out the doors quick smart.. even for these kind of jobs...

 :wink:

The local unit has had some response times topping 20-30+ minutes lately for some serious MVA's yet they still don't respond another resource. :x

I think it's high time something is done with both services that states that if a truck aint rolling out the door within 10 minutes or so then you HAVE TO respond the next appropriate resource.

Thats the problem. You just have to acknowledge the page within X mins, to avoid a default, no one said anything about having a resource out the door :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on September 07, 2006, 08:50:31 PM

well I dunno about the SES, but CFS SOPs state the person acknowledging the page takes responsibility for ensuring either a timely response or default.  If that's not happening then arses should be kicked.

PS. heard this morning SOCC tell Aldgate (tree down 7:49am) the SES don't take stop calls from other agencies.  Aldgate had cleared it up, stopped Adl Hills SES, and left the scene by 8:15am.  I thought an SES person on here said a while ago that wasn't the case?  Did they still turn up?  (I didn't hear a peep from the SES).
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 07, 2006, 09:32:59 PM
MFS: RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY 07/09/06 20:16,GORGE RD,ATHELSTONE, MAP 96 Q 16 ,,CAR IN TORRENS JUST BEFORE KANGAROO CREEK DAM P1 POSSIBLE PERSONS IN VEH.,72220*CFSRES:

 :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o

fire and rescue not responded!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on September 07, 2006, 10:01:40 PM
PS. heard this morning SOCC tell Aldgate (tree down 7:49am) the SES don't take stop calls from other agencies.  Aldgate had cleared it up, stopped Adl Hills SES, and left the scene by 8:15am.  I thought an SES person on here said a while ago that wasn't the case?  Did they still turn up?  (I didn't hear a peep from the SES).

Our Unit Manager was onsite and gave us the stop call so we went home. If we get a stop call given to us it depends on what it is if we stop or continue following normal road rules to check it out. For example a tree down we would generally go home on a stop call where as a building impact we would go and check it out to play safe.

We are having issues with the CRD process at the momment in regards to what priority jobs are and who gets sent to what. A dog stuck on a log in a river should not be a P2 job, and a P1 like the Gorge Rd should have other units/ESOs responding as well else its a P2. Its all fun and games til something goes really bad.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firetruck on September 07, 2006, 10:20:51 PM
MFS: RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY 07/09/06 20:16,GORGE RD,ATHELSTONE, MAP 96 Q 16 ,,CAR IN TORRENS JUST BEFORE KANGAROO CREEK DAM P1 POSSIBLE PERSONS IN VEH.,72220*CFSRES:

 :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o

fire and rescue not responded!!!!!!!!

i read somewhere on these forums for SES that a p1 response for them is lights and sirens, with a CFS/MFS vehicle responding also. is this right?

You see on the pager site often pages sent out from MFS Station officers stop calling SES at jobs such as build impacts.

why only send SES to a job like the gorge rd one? everyone knows they take at least an hour to respond to anything! :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 08, 2006, 12:46:47 AM
I think the issue is that the area its in, Athelstone is in (I assume) Athelstone CFS area. THEY should be responding incase there are any people in the car/for fire cover if the SES there happent to oddly be RCR.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 08, 2006, 12:48:31 AM
athelstone would be rescue for that area... and reported people trapped n vehicle...

sure send SES, but shouldnt it have at least had fire service going? looks liek an MVA just of face value....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on September 08, 2006, 09:07:21 AM
Our Unit Manager was onsite and gave us the stop call so we went home. If we get a stop call given to us it depends on what it is if we stop or continue following normal road rules to check it out. For example a tree down we would generally go home on a stop call where as a building impact we would go and check it out to play safe.

ok good to hear!
(cos you would have looked a bunch of wallys turning up to that tree down!)

We are having issues with the CRD process at the momment in regards to what priority jobs are and who gets sent to what. A dog stuck on a log in a river should not be a P2 job, and a P1 like the Gorge Rd should have other units/ESOs responding as well else its a P2. Its all fun and games til something goes really bad.

particularly when that dog jumped off by itself anyway!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2006, 11:55:33 AM
MFS: RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY 07/09/06 20:16,GORGE RD,ATHELSTONE, MAP 96 Q 16 ,,CAR IN TORRENS JUST BEFORE KANGAROO CREEK DAM P1 POSSIBLE PERSONS IN VEH.,72220*CFSRES:

 :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o

fire and rescue not responded!!!!!!!!

i read somewhere on these forums for SES that a p1 response for them is lights and sirens, with a CFS/MFS vehicle responding also. is this right?

You see on the pager site often pages sent out from MFS Station officers stop calling SES at jobs such as build impacts.

why only send SES to a job like the gorge rd one? everyone knows they take at least an hour to respond to anything! :wink:

P1 is lights and sirens for SES also,there are 4 categories for SES response.

This page clearly shows how screwed up the RCRD is.I checked all the paging around that time no response for Athelstone at all and no fire cover :?

It was a SAAS and SES response only....hmmmmm     
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2006, 12:00:54 PM
This one looks interesting:

BORDERTOWN SES TRAINING - DON'T DRIVE A LEMON PRESENTATION - CALL IN WITH APOLOGIES FROM SHELLY

Sounds a bit sour :-D

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2006, 01:58:02 PM
Wouldnt want to get a page to your own station would you :-D

MFS: RESPOND ALARM 36/033 08/09/06 13:15,SAMFS,ANGLE PARK STATION,456 GRAND JUNCTION RD ,ANGLE PARK, MAP 107 L 2 ,,,332 249*CFSRES: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on September 08, 2006, 01:59:26 PM
Wouldnt want to get a page to your own station would you :-D

MFS: RESPOND ALARM 36/033 08/09/06 13:15,SAMFS,ANGLE PARK STATION,456 GRAND JUNCTION RD ,ANGLE PARK, MAP 107 L 2 ,,,332 249*CFSRES: :lol:

filtered awesome response time tho :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2006, 06:01:11 PM
Ever wondered why there isnt any pagers left :-D

R1HQ: Hi Terry - test page for new pager. Stop loosing them! Daniel

Now we know who :wink: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2006, 10:20:28 PM
1909791 19:13:58 08-09-06 I HOPE YOU ARE ON TIME, I'M UP TO MY ARMPITS IN ALLIGATORS HERE!

Didnt know we had them in SA :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 09, 2006, 12:04:12 AM
the zoo :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on September 09, 2006, 11:00:49 AM
1908865 09:31:39 09-09-06 REGION 1 OPS BRIGADE HASMAT COMPLETE CHOCOLATE CONTAINED - JOHN M

So, is this how the CFS organise fondue parties? And just how did it get cleaned up?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 09, 2006, 11:23:34 AM
1908865 09:31:39 09-09-06 REGION 1 OPS BRIGADE HASMAT COMPLETE CHOCOLATE CONTAINED - JOHN M

So, is this how the CFS organise fondue parties? And just how did it get cleaned up?

Yeah, cant wait to see how this goes down on the news tonight...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on September 09, 2006, 11:24:44 AM
1908865 09:31:39 09-09-06 REGION 1 OPS BRIGADE HASMAT COMPLETE CHOCOLATE CONTAINED - JOHN M

So, is this how the CFS organise fondue parties? And just how did it get cleaned up?

Yeah, cant wait to see how this goes down on the news tonight...

Smooth like chocolate, one can only hope...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 09, 2006, 11:28:21 AM
Four Brigades for a chocolate spill... I cant even get that much interest for a BBQ!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 09, 2006, 12:17:04 PM
11:03:39   09-09-06   SHQ: *CFSRES: ARDROSSAN RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE MAX BEACH ARDROSSAN < 9/09/2006 11:03:30
11:12:00   09-09-06   SHQ: *CFSRES: PT CLINTON RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE MAX BEACH ARDROSSAN ***ASSIST ARDROSSAN*** < 9/09/2006 11:11:49
11:17:11   09-09-06SHQ: PORT CLINTON **STOP** FOR CALL FROM GROUP OFFICER > 9/09/2006 11:17:00
11:38:39   09-09-06SHQ: PT CLINTON RESPOND TO ASSIST ARDROSSAN MAX BEACH CAR FIRE. ASSIST ARDROSSAN. FROM GROUP OFFICER > 9/09/2006 11:38:29


...oops
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on September 09, 2006, 12:19:27 PM
1919409 11:30:28 09-09-06 MURRAY BRIDGE ALL MONEY FOR CHOCOLATE SALES TO BE IN BY TUESDAY NIGHT SIGNED M/B CAPTAIN

Did Murray Bridge happen to drive past this morning? Are they profiteering?!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 09, 2006, 12:31:26 PM
how would they clean up a chocolate spill, eat it? mmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on September 09, 2006, 02:09:12 PM
send in willy wonker and that clean machine he had :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 09, 2006, 06:50:09 PM
Heres a couple response pages that i'd never thought i would see

1908544 17:51:00 09-09-06 MC81 Cat2 Main St, Millicent C157 D4 FIRE
1909359 17:48:45 09-09-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: MILLICENT RESPOND POSSIBLE BUILDING FIRE AT SPORTSANS HOTEL MAIN STREET MILLICENT

I wonder if they sent the CABA Crews in to save all the beer  :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 09, 2006, 08:17:52 PM
Firefighter ethics

1 Yourself
2 Fellow Firies
3 Joe Public
4 Joe Public's assets

firefighter ethics when the pub catches fire

1 Coopers Pale Ale
2 Bundy
3 Johnny Walkers
3 Carlton United
4 VB
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 09, 2006, 08:50:01 PM
Remember hidng the beer from your captain and Group Officer is important as they would want it all for them self :lol: :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 10, 2006, 09:18:36 PM
ah robert, some of that kalangadoo charm i missed oh so much.

Seriously, even if i had a BA mask on, not much beer would get out the pub. I'd develop a system to drink and fight fire at the same time. Either that or pull out the beer and watch the burn while you drink outside.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 10, 2006, 09:30:32 PM
Or better still use the beer to fight the fire :lol: i can remember that soft drink ad a few years ago where fire fighters used lemonade to fight a fire  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 10, 2006, 09:32:34 PM
yeah me too!  that was a cool ad, good ol schweppe's lemonade
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 10, 2006, 09:33:35 PM
I love beer adds, they are the most funny 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 10, 2006, 09:37:19 PM
I love beer adds, they are the most funny 8-)

carlton draught and VB ads are the best!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 11, 2006, 06:10:01 PM
SHQ: CONGRATS, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT THIS MISSION YOU CAN BE 2ND ON CALL, PLEASE CALL PADDY IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT ; ) > 11/09/2006 16:45:19

Wonder who got the short straw :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 12, 2006, 09:10:12 AM
MFS: RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY 07/09/06 20:16,GORGE RD,ATHELSTONE, MAP 96 Q 16 ,,CAR IN TORRENS JUST BEFORE KANGAROO CREEK DAM P1 POSSIBLE PERSONS IN VEH.,72220*CFSRES:

 :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o  :-o

fire and rescue not responded!!!!!!!!

i read somewhere on these forums for SES that a p1 response for them is lights and sirens, with a CFS/MFS vehicle responding also. is this right?

You see on the pager site often pages sent out from MFS Station officers stop calling SES at jobs such as build impacts.

why only send SES to a job like the gorge rd one? everyone knows they take at least an hour to respond to anything! :wink:

P1 is lights and sirens for SES also,there are 4 categories for SES response.

This page clearly shows how screwed up the RCRD is.I checked all the paging around that time no response for Athelstone at all and no fire cover :?

It was a SAAS and SES response only....hmmmmm     

i dont think its an RCRD issue... looks liek someone put the wrong  incident type in the computer.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 12, 2006, 07:00:38 PM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 12/09/06 18:24,5 WERONA ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT UP A TREE - ANGELA SMITH 87239518 - P3,74629*CFSRES:


yay,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 12, 2006, 09:14:27 PM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 12/09/06 18:24,5 WERONA ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT UP A TREE - ANGELA SMITH 87239518 - P3,74629*CFSRES:

yay,

No fair E i was gonna post that message  :-( :lol: ahhh well ya snooze ya lose

I wonder what the cat was doing up there  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 13, 2006, 12:00:45 AM
I just love the fact that it happens :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 13, 2006, 01:08:17 PM
1925510 12:23:58 13-09-06 ROB CALLED TO CONFIRM 1515 IN THE OFFICE - PLS HAVE PANTS ON
 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 14, 2006, 11:37:45 PM
SHQ: URGMSG; FAMILY GUY IS ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < 14/09/2006 22:34:36
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 15, 2006, 07:51:19 AM
why didnt someone page me to tell me Bones was on, I fell asleep and missed all but the last 10minutes  :x
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 15, 2006, 10:01:13 AM
Poor Coober Pedy this morning :(

06:39:50   15-09-06   CB181 Cat2 Stuart Hwy, Coober Pedy C87 B18 POLICE REQUIRED
07:43:54   15-09-06   SHQ: *CFSRES: COOBER PEDY RESPOND MVA HUTCHINSON ST, COOBER PEDY, POSSIBLE EJECTION FROM VEHICLE, SAAS WILL BE DELAYED DUE TO ANOTHER JOB... < 15/09/2006 07:43:43
07:49:39   15-09-06   MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 15/09/06 07:48,HUTCHISON ST,COOBER PEDY, MAP 0 0 0 ,,PERSON POSSIBLY EJECTED FROM CAR,75529*CFSRES:
07:53:20   15-09-06   MFS: RESPOND RCR 15/09/06 07:52,STUART HWY,COOBER PEDY, MAP 0 0 0 ,,100 KM SOUTH OF COOBER PEDY,SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER,75529*CFSRES:


Busy busy, no ambos!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTY on September 15, 2006, 10:33:12 AM
Why  would it  take  over an hour to dispatch the SES  to the stuart h/way  job
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 15, 2006, 05:09:46 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: KERSBROOK RESPOND ASSIST CUDDLEE CREEK, ADELAIDE TO MANNUM RD, MILLBROOK. SA WATER GATE 33. APPLIANCE IS BOGGED. < 15/09/2006 14:40:43 CFS - Gumeracha Group :-D

OOPS!!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 15, 2006, 06:27:04 PM
Im just not on my game as once again someone has beaten me to the funny pager message  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 15, 2006, 06:48:21 PM
1918922 17:51:54 15-09-06 YES GROOVER, YOU ARE ON STATION DUTY WITH ME THIS WEEK! HA HA HA JA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 15, 2006, 06:57:08 PM
HUGH CALLED - HAVE YOU FINISHED WINNING FRIENDS AND INFLUENCING PEOPLE YOU KNOW NUMBER :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 18, 2006, 09:59:07 AM
1908969 07:02:24 18-09-06 SHQ: CFSRES: CLARENDON RESPOND STOCK ON ROAD, TRAFFIC HAZARD KANGARILLA ROAD, CLARENDON

Havent seen this type of message for a while the cows must have been either walking to Adelaide or going to the shop for the morning moopaper  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 18, 2006, 11:23:47 AM
Remember the Cow on road job they paged the entire state for?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 18, 2006, 12:18:54 PM
robert, that is simply the cheapest joke i have ever heard. and i posted the chicken joke, remember?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 18, 2006, 05:02:24 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 19, 2006, 01:15:52 AM
BURNSIDE WILL BE ON STANDBY TO COVER GLEN OSMONDS AREA FROM 2AM TO 6AM BUT NORMAL TURNOUT PROCEDURE WILL APPLY. FROM CRAIG


arent they always in/covering 44s area??? lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 21, 2006, 03:31:53 PM
Heres a couple of messages you dont see every day  :lol:

1928795 12:27:39 21-09-06 SHQ: WILL JUST BE 4 MEALS BY THE WAY, PIXIE DECIDED NOT TOO GET ANY >
1928795 12:27:09 21-09-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: PASTA WILL BE READY FOR PICKUP IN 15-20 UNDER YOUR NAME ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 21, 2006, 04:27:10 PM
why is that ammusing?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on September 21, 2006, 05:31:35 PM
Looks pretty important too me!!!!!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 21, 2006, 05:52:33 PM
I like the CFSRES in the pasta one... that was a nice touch... :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 21, 2006, 09:09:36 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BARKER RESPOND REKINDLE OF FIRE, BARKER RD, MT BARKER - SAPOL ON SCENE OF PREVIOUS INCIDENT, HAVE STATED IT IS STILL BURNING < 21/09/2006 16:50:13


oh dear... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 21, 2006, 09:54:31 PM
1912477   21:14:59   21-09-06   YOU BONEHEAD

hahaha, that is for you PF
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 21, 2006, 10:01:00 PM
 :lol: thanks E
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 21, 2006, 10:13:43 PM
Quote
SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BARKER RESPOND REKINDLE OF FIRE, BARKER RD, MT BARKER - SAPOL ON SCENE OF PREVIOUS INCIDENT, HAVE STATED IT IS STILL BURNING < 21/09/2006 16:50:13


oh dear... :D


Now if the MFS had been there....  :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy on September 22, 2006, 12:21:53 AM
22:53:51 21-09-06 SHQ: PLEASE RING EAUN REGARDING FORCED CLOSURE OF SAFIREFIGHTER.COM FORUMS. IT HAS BEEN SUGGESTED THE DEADLINE BE MOVED TO NEXT WEEK. THANKS < 21/9/2006 22:51

Advertising for this site???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on September 22, 2006, 12:43:52 AM
If It Happens Get A New URL Or Move To http://ozfire.org/ Or Even http://firefighters.com.au/
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on September 22, 2006, 01:13:55 AM
Not sure if its already posted, The thread DOES have 38 pages... :-D
About 2 months back:

"Assist _____ with Fatty lift!"

Oh ambos, what won't you page?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 22, 2006, 11:30:53 AM
I like the CFSRES in the pasta one... that was a nice touch... :D

Quick everyone respond to SAN REMO :-D :lol:





Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 22, 2006, 11:32:59 AM
TEST MESSAGE FOR STUART BUDER THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG - END OF TEST MESSAGE

Every dog has his day :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 22, 2006, 12:18:18 PM
that was done before and everyone didn't like it.


yo, whats with SAFF alledgedly closing? Firefrog?? I thought they couldn't do it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 22, 2006, 12:28:39 PM
Try to keep discussion about SAFF's future in the Closing down sale (http://www.safirefighter.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=62&topic=812.0) thread!
:)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 22, 2006, 12:33:39 PM
sorry boss, i saw the closing down thread after i read this one.

anybody seen the bizarre responses last night in the hills to tree downs? CFS called p3 to a tree down, while only SES called to a p1 tree down that was completely blocking road.
 :? :? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 22, 2006, 12:43:06 PM
No worries, probie_boy, that's why I left the message, so people after you would find it too!

I saw those SES responses... It seems SAMFS are still having teething problems with their database! ;)

and regarding the pager testing, shouldn't Stuart Buder have thouroughly tested his pager by now? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 22, 2006, 01:43:22 PM
Whats the go with this pager message  :?

1900145 09:41:28 22-09-06 TEST MESSAGE FOR STUART BUDER THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG - END OF TEST MESSAGE

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on September 22, 2006, 01:46:43 PM

it's the GRN helpdesk and/or Link testing pager coverage areas/problems (which has been discussed ad nauseum here last time they did it).
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on September 22, 2006, 02:28:40 PM
I wonder how many batteries Stuart has gone through today... mind you, he may possibly have flushed the pager down the loo by now just to shut it up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 22, 2006, 02:58:39 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You maybe right squiddy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on September 23, 2006, 10:04:41 AM

anybody seen the bizarre responses last night in the hills to tree downs? CFS called p3 to a tree down, while only SES called to a p1 tree down that was completely blocking road.
 :? :? :?

Who went to which tree?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 23, 2006, 11:03:23 PM
SHQ: LISA; PRE-WARNING THAT AMANDA MAY CALL IN SICK FOR TOMMOROW.... AT THIS STAGE SHE WILL BE IN, BUT HAS A HEADACHE THAT IS TURNING INTO A MIGRANE..... ALEX >

SHQ: LISA - GUESS WHAT? IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY! AMANDA HAS JUST CONFIRMED THAT SHE WILL NOT BE WORKING TOMORROW - PLEASE CONFIRM RECEIPT OF PAGE WITH SOCC.

No partying for you tonight Lisa :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 23, 2006, 11:12:47 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: CLARE CFS RESPOND ASSIST SES WITH TREES DOWN ON LENNON ST & POSSIBLE ROOF DAMAGE VICTORIA RD, CAUTION RESPONDING TO STATION - TREES DOWN IN FRONT OF IT

Does anyone have chainsaw accreditation :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 24, 2006, 02:17:24 PM
MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 24/09/06 11:07,15 EAST TCE,HENLEY BEACH, MAP 115 N 4 ,,PRIORITY 1. LARGE TREE BRANCH IN A PLAYGROUND. CHILDREN PLAYING ON IT AT RISK OF FALLING DOWN.,73620 72820 451*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 24, 2006, 06:06:15 PM
Heres a fire that doesnt happen too often  :-)

1908952 17:26:06 24-09-06 SHQ: CFSRES: MCLAREN VALE RESPOND LPG FIRE (BBQ) 11A ALDERSY ST, MCLAREN VALE AT BACK OF HOSPITAL - ENTER GATE THROUGH HOSPITAL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 24, 2006, 06:11:59 PM
So THATS what they do with all those amputations and spare organs...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 24, 2006, 06:12:39 PM
mmmmmmmmm barbecuuuue
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 24, 2006, 06:13:40 PM
Waaa Waaa
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ports55 on September 25, 2006, 12:06:01 AM
MFS: RESPOND To 20/09/06 12:03,172 SMART RD,ST AGNES, MAP 96 M 1 ,,ODOUR IN SHOP JANETTES CORNER SHOP 1,9519 301*CFSRES:

what the??
wonder if one of the staff had baked beans for tea!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 25, 2006, 12:30:47 AM
BAD SOCKS :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 25, 2006, 01:39:00 AM
MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 25/09/06 00:20,26 NEWTON ST,WHYALLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,YELTANA NURSING HOME ...AGAIN !!,529*CFSRES:

The nurses like you boys and wanted you to come back :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 25, 2006, 08:45:12 AM
relates to the article "new recruiting angle"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 25, 2006, 12:06:40 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 20/09/06 12:03,172 SMART RD,ST AGNES, MAP 96 M 1 ,,ODOUR IN SHOP JANETTES CORNER SHOP 1,9519 301*CFSRES:

what the??
wonder if one of the staff had baked beans for tea!!!

I know janettes cooking sucks, but come on!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on September 25, 2006, 03:35:49 PM
1919253   12:16:37   25-09-06   BURNING OF OLD HOUSE TONIGHT FOR TRAINING

Someone is having some fun tonight
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 25, 2006, 03:49:33 PM
 :-D that is soooo cool, i want to do that one night, anyone know where they are doing this?

they have to get a photo like this
(http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/firefighter-group-photo.jpg)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 26, 2006, 12:23:42 AM
Dear god they cant be volunteers! They look professional!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Doug on September 26, 2006, 03:15:22 PM
what is the GRN pager website?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 26, 2006, 03:23:43 PM
http://scansa.hopto.org (http://scansa.hopto.org)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on September 26, 2006, 04:20:21 PM
http://scansa.hopto.org (http://scansa.hopto.org)

Any tips on how to listen to this?? - my PC just starts downloading, and keeps downloading - no file to 'open'
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on September 26, 2006, 05:17:51 PM
http://www.users.on.net/~jkoerner/monitor.html
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on September 26, 2006, 05:56:11 PM
1927364   17:05:22  26-09-06 YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS

Is this a nice new truck?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 26, 2006, 06:08:03 PM
1927364   17:05:22  26-09-06 YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS

Is this a nice new truck?

probably. The amount of sheer garbage that appears on there is endless.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on September 28, 2006, 01:22:15 PM
1909144 12:19:47 28-09-06 RE TONIGHTS BURN OFF BE AT STATION 630PM LIGHTING UP APPROXIMATELY 645PM FROM THE CAPTAIN

They're lighting up the station 15 minutes after everyone gets there?! That's pretty harsh punishment...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 28, 2006, 01:24:06 PM
I can think of a few stations that could do with it...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 28, 2006, 02:05:25 PM
*FRONTPAGE*SCHOOL SEIGE:GUNMAN KILLED,HOSTAGE SHOT*TELSTRA ROW:SOL TRUJILLO'S COSTLY BONUS*DRUGS KILLED ANNA NICOLE'S SON*UMPIREGATE:HAIR,INZAMAM FACE HEARING*

how do u read this
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 28, 2006, 02:07:57 PM
The headlines are between the *
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 28, 2006, 02:32:38 PM
where was the hostage situation?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 28, 2006, 02:49:02 PM
Bailey, Colorado.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 28, 2006, 02:52:40 PM
eh, thought it might have been here.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 28, 2006, 03:50:25 PM
a kid brought a knife to our school and threatend some guy with it on the train before being arrested. 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 28, 2006, 04:00:48 PM
a kid brought a knife to our school and threatend some guy with it on the train before being arrested. 


I saw my mate get threatened with a knife by some fatass loser at school because my mate was sitting on the fatass's picnic table. "his" picnic table

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 28, 2006, 04:03:16 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

what did ya mate do
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 29, 2006, 08:04:59 PM
Once again an Ambulance was called to my parents house because of my dads hip popping out,plus i had to even help the Ambos out with treatment & moving him out of the house on a spinal board to the actual stretcher outside :-(

I know it sounds out of the ordinary for a CFS volunteer to aid SAAS ICU crews with treatment and transporting of a relative but i've done it a couple times before 

Heres the pager messages relating to the incident
   
1908543 12:25:52 29-09-06 NG400 Cat3 15 South-east Tce, Kalangadoo
1908548 12:25:29 29-09-06 MG84 Cat3 15 South-east Tce, Kalangadoo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 29, 2006, 08:40:38 PM
Hope ya dad's alright.

now we know where you live :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 29, 2006, 08:46:09 PM
I live at another address PF thats my parents home :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on September 29, 2006, 09:02:10 PM
Sounds like your dad is a hip kinda guy?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 29, 2006, 09:46:48 PM
Nah Toast he has an artificial hip which often pops out when you least expect it to and causes him alot of pain of course I didnt know it was a hip dislocation until mum & I layed him on the ground and seen that one leg was shorter than the other

The Ambulance dispatcher said that thanks to my first aid training & knowledge my dads hip dislocation was isolated and prevented from getting worse  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on September 29, 2006, 11:09:26 PM
A good working relationship with the ambo's especially the locals is good we had job yesterday to assist with a retrieval for a snake bite victim and because all the ambulances were tied up at other jobs Rescue 51 was the primary response ambulance so we ended up ferrying the retrieval team between the medical centre and oval, bit of a first for us normally we just go down the oval and just watch the helicopter land and help with loading when they come with the patient. But because we work with SAAS a fair bit they can rely on us to know where spinal board, oxygen etc etc is and be able to get the stretcher out and set it up for them.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on September 30, 2006, 03:01:44 AM
1925578   01:01:26   30-09-06   F12 THEY FORGOT THEIR filtered STRETCHER!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 30, 2006, 09:40:32 AM
Heres one i found on the site this morning


1928795 08:17:24 30-09-06 SHQ: KRISTA PLS CONTACT SOCC WHEN CONV. RE MEDIA RELEASE AND MMM...

What was the MMM about  :? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on September 30, 2006, 10:36:14 AM
Triple M.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on September 30, 2006, 03:43:51 PM
1908012   14:43:14   30-09-06   E A S UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE UNIT SILENT NUMBER IS xxxxxxxxxx

 :-o :-o :? :| not any more :| :| :? :-o :-o



Mod Note: Please dont replicate phone numbers.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on September 30, 2006, 04:25:51 PM
Heres one i found on the site this morning


1928795 08:17:24 30-09-06 SHQ: KRISTA PLS CONTACT SOCC WHEN CONV. RE MEDIA RELEASE AND MMM...

What was the MMM about  :? :lol:

MMM (aka triple M) - radio station  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on September 30, 2006, 04:31:16 PM
read 2 posts above your post.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 01, 2006, 11:16:28 AM
DANIELLE AND ANDREW CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE YESTERDAY HAVE A FANTASTIC HONEYMOON LOVE FROM THE OFFICERS AND CREW OF ENFIELD

And us here on SA Firefighter.Com :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 01, 2006, 11:24:55 AM
1918616 10:33:26 01-10-06 OKIE DOKIE - WHO'S GOT THE SHED KEY? IT'S MISSING AGAIN. IF YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS CAN YOU RING THE STATION NOW PLEASE. I NEED IT JA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on October 01, 2006, 08:52:48 PM
May be the phone is on the outside of the station :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on October 02, 2006, 03:29:09 PM
1918631 14:56:11 02-10-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 02/10/06 14:55,EYRE AV,WHYALLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,POLICE CAR V CIVIE CAR,529*CFSRES:

 :lol: oops
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Tone7 on October 02, 2006, 05:00:22 PM
1918631 14:56:11 02-10-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 02/10/06 14:55,EYRE AV,WHYALLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,POLICE CAR V CIVIE CAR,529*CFSRES:

 :lol: oops

that brings a smile to my face.. hope the ppl in the civie car are ok...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 02, 2006, 09:44:42 PM
Why not hope the Police are okay also ?


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on October 03, 2006, 12:35:59 AM
That job was a car vs tree. No police car involved but they were travelling behind vehicle and witness it. It was initially called in as a departmental accident but that was cleared up later.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 03, 2006, 02:03:55 PM
Did anyone notice this message on the site this arvo 

1922914 12:56:38 03-10-06 SHQ: SIG INC: FYI: WEATHER TELECONFERENCE TODAY AT 1600 

It sounds like they might be thinking about declaring a fire ban tomorrow  :-o and it isnt even fire season yet not until next weekend
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on October 03, 2006, 02:06:07 PM
or maybe, just maybe, they want to discuss the front that wil be moving across the state tomorrow!

We could speculate though ....... maybe there is to be more rain in the green SE while the rest of the state dries out, or maybe there is going to be strong winds, infront of a cool change, moving across the state tommorrow, or maybe due to the change there will be a few days of cooler weather...........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 03, 2006, 02:08:52 PM
Yes its green down here in the South East ozfire but we havent had any decent rainfall whatsoever just like every other area in SA who is suffering because of the drought 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on October 03, 2006, 03:34:49 PM
Robert it may be green in the lower south east but the top of the south east is dry,mind you there are areas around lower where it would burn...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 03, 2006, 03:38:31 PM
Around the Bottom of the Lofty Ranges it's the earliest i've seen it this brown before, just the odd irrigated paddock thats still green. :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 03, 2006, 03:40:50 PM
Thats what i was explaining to ozfire but you put it better words Blinky  :wink: thanks 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 03, 2006, 08:47:29 PM
1908903 19:59:43 03-10-06 GROUP INFO - PERMIT ISSUED FOR SMOULDERING HAY HENDER RD WISTOW MIDNIGHT TONIGHT UNTIL MIDNIGHT 4 OCT DGO 1

Errr hello...TOTAL FIRE BAN :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Manuel on October 03, 2006, 09:00:35 PM
you still can get a permit on a total fire ban day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on October 03, 2006, 09:31:32 PM
1908903 19:59:43 03-10-06 GROUP INFO - PERMIT ISSUED FOR SMOULDERING HAY HENDER RD WISTOW MIDNIGHT TONIGHT UNTIL MIDNIGHT 4 OCT DGO 1

Errr hello...TOTAL FIRE BAN :evil:

There were two permits that could be issued - a schedule 9 & a schedule 10.  Schedule 10 was issued for a fire on a fire ban day. 
Schedule 9 was for a fire during the fire dangerr season, (but not a fire ban)

Might have been given different numbers under the new Act..... ?    :?

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on October 03, 2006, 09:34:37 PM
Same numbers.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on October 04, 2006, 11:42:39 AM
Just speculation, but the message reads to me that the hay is already smouldering and the permit is just to cover their butts on the TFB day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 04, 2006, 11:49:34 AM
the fire would have to be extinguished completely by midnight the night before the TFB, the only way it can burn on a TFB is if the resident has a sched 10 permit...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 04, 2006, 12:26:40 PM
I would say that its leftovers from the hayshed fire at wistow the other day???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 04, 2006, 12:55:02 PM
could be.... wud still require a sched 10 though.... otherwise the barker boysd shud be out there blacking it out  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on October 04, 2006, 03:43:10 PM
thought they would ensure it is all out before leaving.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on October 04, 2006, 03:47:19 PM
could be.... wud still require a sched 10 though.... otherwise the barker boysd shud be out there blacking it out  :evil:

Yeah, see if they can leave their township totally uncovered for fires and RCR's again...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 04, 2006, 05:29:58 PM
aaah toast - your just jealous they got a working job mate.... thats the way the response plans work there, besides what are ya gonna do, take a rescue appliance from somewhere else and leave that area uncovered?


1908063 16:34:29 04-10-06 POTENTIAL CALL OUT TONIGHT PLS BE AWARE
1928011 16:34:22 04-10-06 POTENTIAL CALL OUT TONIGHT PLS BE AWARE
1908061 16:34:20 04-10-06 POTENTIAL CALL OUT TONIGHT PLS BE AWARE

^^lol - always makes me laugh, sounds like a pyros planning a night out, just jokes, SES i would presume considering the weather
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Post by: medevac on October 04, 2006, 05:35:55 PM
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ATTEND HQ FOR FASTING FROM DEPUTY UNIT MANAGER

lmao - the boys are going hungry tonight
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 04, 2006, 05:45:26 PM
1908869 17:03:15 04-10-06 PIES, PASTIES, SAUSAGE ROLLS AND BUNS AVAILABLE AT CHERRY VILLE 7PM TONIGHT FROM HUGH 

That ought to do it :-D :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Toast on October 04, 2006, 07:59:31 PM
aaah toast - your just jealous they got a working job mate.... thats the way the response plans work there, besides what are ya gonna do, take a rescue appliance from somewhere else and leave that area uncovered?

haha, yeah... *really* jealous
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 05, 2006, 03:15:44 AM
Meadows were paged for a COQ.


I have no idea if they went or not, and subsequently if they had coverage?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on October 05, 2006, 11:40:53 AM
1926947 00:30:33 05-10-06 SHQ: ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? PAGER TEST ONLY FROM CAFE DE COMMS > 5/10/2006 12:30:23 AM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: PF_ on October 05, 2006, 12:29:34 PM
1926947 00:30:33 05-10-06 SHQ: ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? PAGER TEST ONLY FROM CAFE DE COMMS > 5/10/2006 12:30:23 AM

Not anymore Im not.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 05, 2006, 04:11:28 PM
1908869 17:03:15 04-10-06 PIES, PASTIES, SAUSAGE ROLLS AND BUNS AVAILABLE AT CHERRY VILLE 7PM TONIGHT FROM HUGH 

That ought to do it :-D :-D :lol:

they send one of these out every few weeks. never gon to get any though
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on October 05, 2006, 04:32:40 PM
1st wednesday of every month
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on October 05, 2006, 09:19:25 PM
1916019   17:15:59   05-10-06   GS81 IM LOST PLEASE FIND ME
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 06, 2006, 10:10:37 AM
1908977 08:30:28 06-10-06 HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* PRIVATE ALARM. OUR BRAVE MEN RACE TO TRY AND SAVE YET ANOHTER PIECE OF BURNT TOAST. 24 P RETURNING TO STATION - H/V STATION 

Classic :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on October 06, 2006, 11:35:32 AM
10:16:05 06-10-06 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP, RENMARK HOTEL, MURRAY AVE, RENMARK
10:29:09 06-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 06/10/06 10:28,RENMARK TOWN,RENMARK, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BACK UP RENMARK TO FIRE ALARM AT THE RENMARK HOTEL,609*CFSRES:

CFS brigade 3 km away - Berri MFS approx 20km and a slight time delay??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on October 06, 2006, 12:19:11 PM
10:16:05 06-10-06 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP, RENMARK HOTEL, MURRAY AVE, RENMARK
10:29:09 06-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 06/10/06 10:28,RENMARK TOWN,RENMARK, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BACK UP RENMARK TO FIRE ALARM AT THE RENMARK HOTEL,609*CFSRES:

CFS brigade 3 km away - Berri MFS approx 20km and a slight time delay??

The time delay was probably the crew loading up with beer nuts and chips...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 07, 2006, 10:17:00 AM
10:16:05 06-10-06 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP, RENMARK HOTEL, MURRAY AVE, RENMARK
10:29:09 06-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 06/10/06 10:28,RENMARK TOWN,RENMARK, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BACK UP RENMARK TO FIRE ALARM AT THE RENMARK HOTEL,609*CFSRES:

CFS brigade 3 km away - Berri MFS approx 20km and a slight time delay??

The time delay was probably the crew loading up with beer nuts and chips...


5 Cougars thanks :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 07, 2006, 12:58:04 PM
Heres a response message you dont see that often yes its another cow related emergency and no im not gonna make up a sick joke about it  :lol:

1909359 23:53:48 06-10-06 SHQ: CFSRES TANTANOOLA & MILLICENT RESPOND MVA POONADA RD, TANTANOOLA - CAR VS COW

I also found this one something to do about a brown snake being found in a backyard

1925398 11:35:22 07-10-06 THERE'S A BROWN SNAKE IN THE BACKYARD OF 25 TREVENA RD TAILEM BEND FROM MEGAN AT COORONG COUNCIL 0885751008 MEGAN RECEIVED MSG FROM LADY AT HOUSE BUT DOESN'T HAVE HER NAME OR NUMBER
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on October 07, 2006, 11:02:11 PM
1925593   20:00:39   07-10-06   PF181 YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY

..I really do wonder what this is referring to...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 08, 2006, 11:24:10 AM
Heres an unusual assist message

1908973 01:15:30 08-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident,7 ST IVES WY,ONKAPARINGA HILLS, MAP 187 A 9 ,,ASSIST RESIDENT WITH FERRAL CAT IN HOME,8124*CFSRES:

What do they (MFS) look like Animal control  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 08, 2006, 11:34:55 AM
Country Fire Service were responded to that mate. '8124' as seen at the end of the response message is the code for the Morphett Vale Brigade.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 08, 2006, 11:39:25 AM
Just to explain that to avoid confusion, the MFS: tag at the front of the message was the sending comcen tag, not meaning who is going, it just identifies who the response came from to allow persons to acknowledge the page/call receipt with the appropriate agency.

The code at the end of a pager message will show who is going to the call, and if both MFS and CFS are responding it should show the MFS appliance call signs, or in CFS' case, briagde call signs.

Hope that helps.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on October 08, 2006, 01:12:23 PM
In Queensland during recruit training they learn how to catch snakes. So when they get called to peoples homes to catch stray snakes that have wandered in they know what to do.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on October 10, 2006, 10:32:31 AM
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09:16:36 10-10-06 MORPHETT VALE INFO ANYONE WITH INFORMATION ON HOW THE PASSENGER DOOR ON MV24 BECAME DAMAGED PLEASE CALL THE GATE CAPTAIN ALL DETAILS KEPT CONFIDENTIAL


Te gate Captain.....Oh Link, you've done it again :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 10, 2006, 11:05:30 AM
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09:16:36 10-10-06 MORPHETT VALE INFO ANYONE WITH INFORMATION ON HOW THE PASSENGER DOOR ON MV24 BECAME DAMAGED PLEASE CALL THE GATE CAPTAIN ALL DETAILS KEPT CONFIDENTIAL


Te gate Captain.....Oh Link, you've done it again :lol:

Hmmm.....MV24 Damaged Door....GATE...is there a theme here :lol:

Nothing is confidential on this site :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 10, 2006, 04:49:56 PM
Heres an unusual message

1909509 16:10:56 10-10-06 PLS PH PETER WATERS xxxxxxxxxx OF BELAIR - THERE IS A DUCK WITH 11 DUCKLINGS IN HIS POOL AND WOULD LIKE THEM REMOVED - WOULD APPRECIATE A CALL BACK ASAP - HE ADVISED IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

Awww the poor things must have been trying to escape the warm weather by taking a dip  :lol:

MOD NOTE: Mask phone numbers please
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 10, 2006, 05:58:03 PM
Heres an unusual message

1909509 16:10:56 10-10-06 PLS PH PETER WATERS xxxxxxxxxx OF BELAIR - THERE IS A DUCK WITH 11 DUCKLINGS IN HIS POOL AND WOULD LIKE THEM REMOVED - WOULD APPRECIATE A CALL BACK ASAP - HE ADVISED IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

Awww the poor things must have been trying to escape the warm weather by taking a dip  :lol:

Owner probably wanted a dip as well and didnt want duck le'renge for tea :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 10, 2006, 08:58:58 PM
1908919 19:38:26 10-10-06 B SHIFT PUMPER CREW PLSE MAKE AVAILABLE FOR FAMILIARISATION OF BARKER PUMPER AT 2000 HRS. TONIGHT REPLACEMENT FROM ROB K

1908919 20:09:50 10-10-06 PUMPER CREW IS WAITING FOR THE PUMPER...........

LMAO  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on October 10, 2006, 09:02:10 PM
Not so much as amusing but interesting
16:07:03 10-10-06 SHQ: CFSRES: SALISBURY 24P RESPOND COQ GUMERACHA STATION - MURRAY ST, GUMMERACHA - FROM R2HQ. < 10/10/2006 16:06:52
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 10, 2006, 09:05:11 PM
Not so much as amusing but interesting
16:07:03 10-10-06 SHQ: CFSRES: SALISBURY 24P RESPOND COQ GUMERACHA STATION - MURRAY ST, GUMMERACHA - FROM R2HQ. < 10/10/2006 16:06:52

Its in another post re tomorrows fire ban but that was as a result of the second alarm fire at Fox Creek due to a burnoff out of control,which left them with nothing at Gumeracha.

It was a Priority 1 COQ :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on October 11, 2006, 10:33:32 AM
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01:08:04 11-10-06 PLS PH TANIA - AMBULANCE SERVIE xxxxxxxxxx RE KOALA IN MIDDLE OF WALKERVILLE TERRACE NEAR STEPHENS TCE WALKERVILLE - THERE IS AN AMBULANCE CREW ON SITE


Awwww....At least it is getting the royal tratment, the other koalas will be spewing!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on October 11, 2006, 11:36:42 AM
1908977   07:00:37   11-10-06   HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* ONE WHEELIE HOT BIN EXTINGUISHED BY MFS-REMINDER TOTAL FIRE BAN TODAY :) - H/V STATION 11/10/2006 7:00:22 AM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 11, 2006, 04:52:16 PM
Heres something that you dont see to often mentioned in a response message

1919136 16:10:24 11-10-06 SHQ: CFSRES WEETULTA.NALYAPPA RESPOND FOR STRIKE TEAM TO AVON; PLEASE CALL ON UHF 39 

Is it just me or is UHF CB Radio starting to take over the role of GRN as a reponse radio  :? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 11, 2006, 04:56:27 PM
its just you mate
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 11, 2006, 04:58:35 PM
 :lol: :-P

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on October 11, 2006, 05:34:54 PM
1909023   16:53:14   11-10-06   I AM LOOKING FOR A STROKE TEAM TO GO TO KANGAROO ISLAND LEAVING AT 7.30 PM TONIGHT ARRIVING HOME SUNDAY NIGHT ON LENSWOOD 24 IF AVAILABLE PLS PH PETER WICKS xxxxxxxxxx WITHIN 30 MINUTES

Oops!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 11, 2006, 11:42:27 PM
1925598 22:45:35 11-10-06 SA181 MISSING PAGER?? ARE U THERE?? ANYONE?? HELLOOOOO??

Anyone find a pager belonging to Salisbury 181 Ambulance :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 12, 2006, 10:56:21 AM
FYI PROBY IS GOING TO KI STRIKE TEAM DEPLOYMENT. AT ADELAIDE AIRPORT NOW. THANKS DANIEL

Thanks for letting us all know :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: LFB06 on October 12, 2006, 11:45:56 AM
1908977 11:03:52 12-10-06 HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* Stop for tiny fire. Extinguished with drink bottle. Three appliances and aircraft not required. LT1 - H/V STATION 12/10/2006 11:03:38 AM

Strike out a third alarm, someone lit a match on a fireban day!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on October 12, 2006, 12:06:18 PM
ATT. ALL CREW SNAKE ( SMALLISH 3 FOOT ) IN REAR SHED PLEASE TAKE CARE AROUND B.A RACK SS/F GROVE

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on October 12, 2006, 05:29:50 PM
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DUE TO SEVERE WEATHER CONDITIONS THE POWER GROUP LEVEL THREE AT DALKEITH HAS BEEN CANCELLED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ANY QUERIES PLS PH ++++++++++ POWER GROUP TRAINING OFFICER 041++++++

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 13, 2006, 02:10:05 AM
1908989 18:10:57 12-10-06 Thanks for today Herman - guess you got a good induction/indoctrination into DO. That only leaves Rai hehe!!Chris.P.

And a good TV profile as well :-D

Well done Herman, and congratulations on your new appointment :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on October 13, 2006, 09:28:29 AM
ATT. ALL CREW SNAKE ( SMALLISH 3 FOOT ) IN REAR SHED PLEASE TAKE CARE AROUND B.A RACK SS/F GROVE


Smallish?????????

Any snake in someones way is too big
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 13, 2006, 10:00:45 AM
I agree how do you know it isnt a baby brown or tiger snake 2 of the worlds top deadliest snakes  :wink: speaking of which did anyone read one of those news headlines on Yahoo7 homepage about some camper getting bitten 5 times on the arm by a Death Adder because he thought it was a lizard and picked it up   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 13, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
1908978 13:31:24 13-10-06 crew needed fit out replacement unit to night 13/10/06 at 19.30 and training on how the pump workers, also to check the unit out . kangarilla captian call sign nude 34 - KANGARILLA CAPTAIN 13/10/2006

Imagine the laughs when that callsign is used :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 14, 2006, 02:50:06 PM
Heres an unusual message

1909787 12:14:50 14-10-06 SHQ: MAKE SURE YOUR PHONES ARE HUNG UP - INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS HAPPENING :-P 

I wonder what the interesting conversations are  :roll: :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 14, 2006, 11:42:08 PM
FYI PROBY IS GOING TO KI STRIKE TEAM DEPLOYMENT. AT ADELAIDE AIRPORT NOW. THANKS DANIEL

Thanks for letting us all know :-D :lol:

Met probie, he was so well behaved :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on October 15, 2006, 05:10:19 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: STIRLING RESPOND P2 SPECIAL SERVICE - SOUTH EASTERN FWY, LEAWODD GARDENS, CLEAN UP DEAD ANIMAL ON DOWNTRACK BETWEEN HEYSEN TUNNELS AND EAGLE ON HILL TURNOFF, TRANSPORT SA UNABLE TO ATTEND... > 15/10/2006 16:30:27

So where the heck does the money we pay for fuel tax/car registrations abd drivers licences actually go then. Obviously not on roads.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 15, 2006, 05:34:07 PM
well rather respond to that  than an RCR due to the fact that someone swerved to dodgew the dead fella...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on October 16, 2006, 10:23:26 AM
FYI PROBY IS GOING TO KI STRIKE TEAM DEPLOYMENT. AT ADELAIDE AIRPORT NOW. THANKS DANIEL

Thanks for letting us all know :-D :lol:

Met probie, he was so well behaved :lol:

 :oops:

you reckon the captain could've at least spelt it right!

did anyone else on here besides myself and mr MUNDcfs go to KI? I know Laska was there for a bit.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on October 16, 2006, 10:26:19 AM
Was there on a weeks holiday...... Thought of the guys who had to bring the trucks over.... would have been a rough ride!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 16, 2006, 10:29:51 AM
Yeah did anyone else nearly die in a burnover on the school bus with us. :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on October 16, 2006, 12:24:53 PM
Yeah did anyone else nearly die in a burnover on the school bus with us. :-o

that bus trip was one of the craziest ever, getting sideways coming out of that corner was funny.

best memories are:
nearly dying in bus burnover (not really dying, but it was pretty warm)

getting sideways in bus
 :mrgreen:

sitting on side of road waiting for trucks while fire crowns 200m away

psycho SES guy who said "should we just punch through it?" while sitting back on track in mazda 4wd waiting for fire to burn over road we had to travel down.

watching parndana 24p pretty well drive through a burn over. we were watching the crowning flames starting to come across the road when all of a sudden you just see a truck come through the flames.

eating self heating meal watching fire travel through gully on the back of lenswood 24

sleeping in parndana area school

"dogs" kearney taking over base camp, turning the place pretty well into an army base. (you gotta love this guy. anyone thats met him will know what i mean)

duncan gosse 24"s" (guess what the s stands for!)

getting a puncture in duncan gosse 24s only to find spare had a huge gash in sidewall too

our "hot" changes (MUND will know what im on about here)

Parndana 24p (great truck, still had RCR gear on board for some reason :?)

sitting in a quiet, dark valley by ourselves blacking out a tree when the electrics on parndana 24p decide to play funny buggers. driver tries to start pump and all the lights go out.

returning to staging point in parndana 24p. driver was instructed to turn off parny 24p. driver turns it off and cant restart it. hilariously, victor harbor group car gives parny 24p a rolling start with tow cable. a funny thing to see

going to bed 2 hours earlier than everyone else because of our mechanical faults

doing nothing all day except playing footy and decontaminating trucks.

2 free beers for each CFS member at parny pub (an awesome pub, and good food)

nearly missing bus due to dinner and beer at pub!

overall, a funny and unique trip. For all the problems, i'd probably go again.

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smokeydk on October 16, 2006, 01:50:07 PM
Blackfellows Crk and Langhorne Crk trucks of the Strathalbyn Group were/are on KI.....We missed them at Ashbourne fire friday...We gotta get more crews available day times.....this summer going to be bad.*Sighs*

This is My first post.....I found this site while surf'n the net.......I didnt know it existed.....Great job...*S*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 16, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
yep probie your definatly hard core saying you'd go back. but each to their own, and another good memory was the hot changeover that had us lying under a blue gum plantation for 2 and a half hours waiting for the bus to come back.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 16, 2006, 05:09:58 PM
1927343 14:05:24 16-10-06 PLS PH JOHN CRUTCHETT 04XX XXXXXX ENQ WHEN OR IF FIRE TRUCKS ARE GOING UP FOR AUCTION

No but I know a lot of brigades that would love to trade theirs in :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on October 16, 2006, 11:50:48 PM
20:21:46 16-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident 16/10/06 20:21,20 PRESSEY ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,MAN LOCKED IN BOOT OF CAR,701*CFSRES:

Now why was he in the boot ??? Would this be a P1 ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 16, 2006, 11:53:11 PM
one would expect it to be p1 as it is a possible life threat (at a stretch)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on October 17, 2006, 09:04:12 AM
one would expect it to be p1 as it is a possible life threat (at a stretch)

I remember several deaths attributed to this being publicised back in my younger years. Basically, the oxygen in a boot is limited, because of the seals. Also, in older cars they do not tend to have an internal release for the boot or for the middle seat armrest that have been installed into newer cars.

There's also the problem with temperature. You hear frequently not to leave children in the car, as on a 30 degree day the interior of a car can rise above 50 degrees. If one was trapped in the boot I imagine this would start to cause a few problems... So the life threat is there.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 17, 2006, 09:42:14 AM
20:21:46 16-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident 16/10/06 20:21,20 PRESSEY ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,MAN LOCKED IN BOOT OF CAR,701*CFSRES:

Now why was he in the boot ??? Would this be a P1 ??

This would have been a P1 response from MFS unless stated in the broadcast Priority 2 :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on October 17, 2006, 03:26:17 PM
I dont know if this guy would of complained about dying as there were a couple of coppers on the other side waiting for him.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 17, 2006, 03:52:31 PM
1909195 13:17:37 17-10-06 PLS ENSURE BOOT SOCKS ARE WORN WHEN GOING INTO RADIO ROOM OR OFFICE EVEN IF YOU'RE WEARING WORK BOOTS OR HAVE DIRTY SHOES FROM LT2

That would be to keep your feet warm yeah :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 17, 2006, 03:57:03 PM
1909042 14:48:46 17-10-06 NO TEST TONIGHT FROM STRATH BASE AS NO CONTROL ROOM STAFF AVAILABLE FROM TRUDY

I know where they are starts with a K.....I..... :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on October 17, 2006, 05:16:16 PM
1927091 14:40:03 17-10-06 mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, every where that mary went, its sheep were sure to follow!

Not sure who this is but they must like nursery ryhmes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 17, 2006, 06:14:48 PM
20:21:46 16-10-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident 16/10/06 20:21,20 PRESSEY ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,MAN LOCKED IN BOOT OF CAR,701*CFSRES:

Now why was he in the boot ??? Would this be a P1 ??

This would have been a P1 response from MFS unless stated in the broadcast Priority 2 :wink:

I don't think Mt. Gambier have a broadcast system.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on October 17, 2006, 06:19:50 PM
They only have pagers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on October 17, 2006, 06:29:41 PM
1909053 17:57:58 17-10-06 $10 haircuts from 1800hrs tonight

sounds like a good way to fundraise
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 17, 2006, 07:07:11 PM
1909156 18:19:11 17-10-06 FINAL SOUNDING OF CLARE SIRENS TONIGHT 7:30PM PLS MEET AT NEW STATION 7PM FROM CAPTAIN

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 17, 2006, 08:43:34 PM
I dont know if this guy would of complained about dying as there were a couple of coppers on the other side waiting for him.

please do tell.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 17, 2006, 10:05:59 PM
Heres something that came up on the pager site as a result of the big storm that just ripped through the South East

1900001 21:07:43 17-10-06 Network 4 & 5, MURRAY BROAD, , 0883593262, RE PAGING BASE FAILURE AT MT BURR TO ACK PHN LINK (08) 8273-4411 & QUOTE EVT NO:368562001

1900001 21:08:52 17-10-06 RESPONSE ACKNOWLEDGED BY : STUART

I can tell you this even though im very hard to scare the lightning & thunder which just tore through Kalangadoo scared the living day lights out of me  :-o as i was worried that it was gonna be accompanied by real big hail or a Tornado like storms that happen during summer & winter

Those 2 messages are a result of the GRN paging network being knocked offline by the thunder & lightning
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on October 17, 2006, 10:09:16 PM
1909195   21:04:29   17-10-06   TEST PAGE ONLY PHIL DID YOU FIND YR PAGER FROM SALISBURY SNR 3


the answer yes i did came off belt in a roof space :x
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: oz fire on October 18, 2006, 09:13:50 AM
I can tell you this even though im very hard to scare the lightning & thunder which just tore through Kalangadoo scared the living day lights out of me  :-o as i was worried that it was gonna be accompanied by real big hail or a Tornado like storms that happen during summer & winter

Quick - build a bunker, hide, the hails and winds a coming Marge :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on October 18, 2006, 09:38:57 AM
1909195 13:17:37 17-10-06 PLS ENSURE BOOT SOCKS ARE WORN WHEN GOING INTO RADIO ROOM OR OFFICE EVEN IF YOU'RE WEARING WORK BOOTS OR HAVE DIRTY SHOES FROM LT2

Sounds Like Brukunga.

1919347   09:33:06   18-10-06   SHQ: SALT CREEK (R3) CAPTAIN PLS CONTACT SHQ - URGENT - YOUR MOBILE RADIO HAS TRANSMITTED AND EMERGENCY SIGNAL - WITH NIL RESPONSE. > 18/10/2006 09:32:54
1919347   09:37:28   18-10-06   SHQ: *** STOP CALL *** SALT CREEK R3 CAPTAIN IS FINE - ACCIDENTAL ACTIVATION- THANKYOU > 18/10/2006 09:37:16
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 19, 2006, 07:19:09 PM
1909197 18:42:11 19-10-06 VIRGINIA CFS INFO PAGE: JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW, SCOOT'S WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY THIS AFTERNOON, NO NAME AS YET- CONGRATULATIONS.

Another cadet in the making well done :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 19, 2006, 10:25:22 PM
1908995 20:50:56 19-10-06 MFS: TEST ONLY DO NOT RESPOND...BLAME DOUGY!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 19, 2006, 10:26:34 PM
1908995 21:44:30 19-10-06 MFS: TEST ONLY... DINNERS BURNING DO NOT RESPOND ....YES DOUGY AGAIN!!!!!

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on October 20, 2006, 03:49:06 PM
1908995 21:44:30 19-10-06 MFS: TEST ONLY... DINNERS BURNING DO NOT RESPOND ....YES DOUGY AGAIN!!!!!

 :lol:

Is this the only thread you ever post on?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on October 20, 2006, 10:03:44 PM
1909004 19:20:13 20-10-06 IRBK: TRAINING 23/10 WILL BE THE COMPULSURY BURN OVER EXCERCISE. MEMBERS WHO DO NOT PARTICIPATE , APPARENTLY WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE APPLIANCE WHEN THE PROPER FIRE DANGER SEASON STARTS. SO ALL MEMBERS PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 1920 HRS

Dose this mean that we are only in a pretend fire danger season at the moment or is it just training for us . Sneaky CFS   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 22, 2006, 02:47:17 PM
Quote
Is this the only thread you ever post on?

What business is it of yours :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 23, 2006, 10:36:39 AM
1929261 09:39:48 23-10-06 Hi mate just a short page to let you know I am fine and looking for ways to annoy my mates, Dave
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 24, 2006, 12:53:59 PM
1911216 12:05:48 24-10-06 WE HAVE RUN OUT OF WATER TO THE HOUSE - HOW DO WE GET WATER AGAIN? - FROM KIM 

Pray for rain man just pray :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on October 24, 2006, 03:07:33 PM
I seen that one  someone should call her/him back and tell them to open the tank valve....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 25, 2006, 12:30:48 PM
1909144 11:22:46 25-10-06 WHOEVER PUT THE (I SUPPORT PARACOMBE CFS) STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY CAR LOOK OUT CAPTAIN

Uh oh it seems like someone is so busted  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on October 25, 2006, 12:59:33 PM
Come on robert what did you do it for :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 25, 2006, 01:14:18 PM
I didnt do it blink honest  :roll: :lol: :-D i wouldnt do that  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 25, 2006, 04:19:43 PM
1909144 11:22:46 25-10-06 WHOEVER PUT THE (I SUPPORT PARACOMBE CFS) STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY CAR LOOK OUT CAPTAIN

Uh oh it seems like someone is so busted  :lol:

Oh thats GOLD :lol:

Which Captain

Reminds me of the stickers "Keith CFS was here" stuck all over the Blue Mountains after the 2001 fires :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on October 25, 2006, 04:28:01 PM
Does this mean he doesnt support Paracombe CFS?  And i thought we were a team  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on October 25, 2006, 05:34:22 PM
Perhaps he supports his own brigade.....?  :|

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 25, 2006, 10:10:36 PM
Perhaps he needs to be informed about mis-appropriate use of the paging network..


I have had a look through a bit of this thread... Seems alot abuse a fairly vital piece of equipment / technology.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 25, 2006, 10:26:46 PM
build a bridge... we've been there..... done that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 25, 2006, 10:31:28 PM
What an enlightening comment.



Am I not allowed an opinion?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on October 25, 2006, 10:32:01 PM
not anymore... ive taken away your rights.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on October 26, 2006, 01:55:10 PM
now come on he is allowed to express what he feels and likes or dislikes thats way we live in a free country... well to some  degree then you get ya donkey kicked for saying something that people hate :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on October 26, 2006, 02:34:45 PM
Just remember that not all of these messages are generated by CFS.

In reality there arnt that many messages here compared to what is sent out on a daily basis.... we would be talking less than 0.5% i reckon.....

Not quite at 'abuse' level yet.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 26, 2006, 03:17:38 PM
I should have directed my comment a little better.. It seems the resource is 'mis-used' on a whole.. Not by any imparticular service..


Abused is a little strong I will admit.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 27, 2006, 09:40:38 PM
1918832 19:29:07 27-10-06 Your get out of gaol card has arrived. Love you

Monopoly :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 28, 2006, 10:05:48 AM
Heres a bit of an unusual pager message

1915607 01:06:32 28-10-06 MB181 SUSTAINED ERECTION

i dont know what they are thinking but it was a laugh when i seen the message :lol: :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on October 28, 2006, 10:35:19 AM
Heres a bit of an unusual pager message

1915607 01:06:32 28-10-06 MB181 SUSTAINED ERECTION

i dont know what they are thinking but it was a laugh when i seen the message :lol: :-D :lol:
Obviously popped 1 too many viagras :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Tone7 on October 28, 2006, 12:05:39 PM
they must of got a good jobie.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 28, 2006, 05:20:41 PM
1927478   16:42:34 28-10-06 Hi smiley - almina from rp75 going home sick - cheers


Get Well Soon :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 29, 2006, 06:55:28 PM
hey big fella - kym here - restocked the fridge last night (with west end !!! LOL) getting a bit low on soft drinks - ? chips

that sounds like a well stocked fridge
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 29, 2006, 08:56:48 PM
hey big fella - kym here - restocked the fridge last night (with west end !!! LOL) getting a bit low on soft drinks - ? chips

that sounds like a well stocked fridge

Probably getting ready for this :-D

1908883 21:01:50 29-10-06 CHERRYVILLE FIREFIGHTERS CFS TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT STARTS AT THE COMMUNITY CENTRE AT 6PM FOR A CLEANUP READY FOR THE FIRE SEASON FOLLOWED BY A SUBSTANTIAL SUPPER AT 8PM - HUGH 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on November 01, 2006, 05:25:31 PM
1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on November 01, 2006, 05:30:57 PM
1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

Possibly SES Unit paging members. SES have a crew at the pagent in the city each year.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 01, 2006, 05:35:32 PM
1908032 18:05:39 01-11-06 Anyone interested in attending Xmas Pageant this Saturday, 0600 till approx 1300? If so, contact 82777411 or sms 0400990465.

Nope, going to the adelaide horse trials instead 8-)

Possibly SES Unit paging members. SES have a crew at the pagent in the city each year.

Metro South SES numbers :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 02, 2006, 01:56:30 PM
Heres a SAAS pager message it seems this ambulance crew was giving the dispatcher a hard time with cracking jokes about him :lol:

1916060 11:13:58 02-11-06 PL84 THATS ENOUGH NOW FROM YOU GUYS - LEAVE ME ALONE TA PHIL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 06, 2006, 05:59:04 PM
Heres a funny pager message it sounds more like a circus rather than like a brigade meeting  :lol:

1908918 17:22:48 06-11-06 Meadows Info. Come one come all to another rivetting Brigade Meeting. Tonight 19.30 for 19.45 start. See the President watch the clock intently, hear the ravings of the Training Officer, hear the Captain go crook about this and that, see t
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on November 06, 2006, 06:36:02 PM
If that works and people get there good on em whats wrong with it....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on November 07, 2006, 05:43:09 AM
I dont think anyone is saying theres anythign wrong with it, just that its rather amusing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on November 07, 2006, 09:48:44 AM
1911216  11:03:49 07-11-06 MESSAGE FROM MARTIN ***** ******** - OPERATION ZEBRA IS GO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on November 07, 2006, 05:25:56 PM
MFS: RESPOND Gas Domestic 07/11/06 18:28,59 HORSESHOE DR,WOODCROFT, MAP 177 K 10 ,,OCCUPANT HAS PUT A FORK THRU HIS GAS MAIN... GAS CO NOTIFIED ETA WITHIN 1 HOUR...,8032*CFSRES:


Trying to alter the gas meter maybe?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on November 08, 2006, 11:20:41 AM
Hey robert,

here are some pages you dont see everyday

SHQ: *CFSRES: NARACOORTE RESPOND EMERGENCY LANDING, NARACOORTE AIRPORT < 8/11/2006 12:24:39


MFS: RESPOND Aircraft Light 08/11/06 12:29,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AIRCRAFT WITH10 MINS FUEL CIRCLING NARACOORTE AERODROME. POSSIBLE CRASH LANDING, PILOT PLUS 5 PASSENGERS,5629*CFSRES:

SHQ: SIGINC: FYI: NARACOORTE ATTENDING AIRCRAFT EMERGENCY LANDING; NARACOORTE AIRFIELD, NARACOORTE, LIGHT AIRCRAFT... > 8/11/2006 12:30:46


 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 08, 2006, 11:56:08 AM
I was about to post those messages medevac but ahh well if you cant beat them join them  :wink:

Yes its not often does a brigade in the Naracoorte,Wattle Range,Kingston,Gambier or Robe group get a page for an aviation emergency landing but thankfully we have response plans to deal with this kinda emergency  :wink:

Wheres my scanner when i need it  :? oh thats right i left it in the kitchen turned off  :lol:

   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on November 08, 2006, 02:40:24 PM
Plane landed safely this is the second airport job we have had in the past year and kingston had one early in the year..no I did not go as i was out of town ......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on November 08, 2006, 08:18:18 PM
They arent all that uncommon at Mt Gambier Airport

Although it probaly is the busiest airport outside Adelaide i guess.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 08, 2006, 08:47:57 PM
I think Parafield is busier that Adelaide Airport - based on the number of take offs & landings.....!!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on November 09, 2006, 12:37:33 PM
Hey Robert, here's something you don't see everyday.

13:36:33 09-11-06 PF81 HE HAS NOW TRIED TO CUT HIS TESTES OFF,
         ?MUTILATTION, RANG SAPOL   
 
13:39:12 09-11-06 G81 HE HAS MUTILATED HIS GROIN

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 09, 2006, 03:33:45 PM
Ouch why would he want to cut his balls off  :? maybe wanted to do a at home s** change operation rather than spend lots of money on one  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 2090 on November 09, 2006, 04:09:39 PM
Hey Robert34, SEX!  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 09, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on November 10, 2006, 05:29:23 AM
I said it that way 2090 cause its a public forum  :wink: :lol:

But balls is always socially acceptable 
All blokes (with the exception of the guy in the pager message I guess) get balls... but not all blokes get sex :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on November 11, 2006, 09:00:11 AM
FYI - BOM LIGHTNING SITE SHOWING ACTIVITY OVER FLINDERS CHASE. NO INCIDENTS REPORTED AT THIS STAGE. ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST :) < 11/11/2006 10:09:54
I guess theres no need to worry yet then...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on November 11, 2006, 09:04:05 AM
 Situation:KOALA SEEMS RELAXED BUT NEEDS REMOVAL AS NEAR MAIN ROAD

looks like the koala isn't worrying yet either!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 11, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
1909191 22:54:13 11-11-06 MFS: RESPOND To 11/11/06 22:52,HANCOCK RD,SURREY DOWNS, MAP 85 C 2 ,,CNR GRENFELL - BUS STOP 57 POSSIBLE LIGHTNING STRIKE AT SERVO,9519 303*CFSRES:

Hmmm...that could have been an interesting job eh :-D

1925593 23:15:51 11-11-06 PF181 WHY DO I THINK THAT 2NITE IS GOING 2 BE VERY BUSY....

Lightning,Grass,Scrub and wet roads perhaps :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on November 12, 2006, 05:36:28 PM
SHQ: FOR LUNCH. ALL LARGE COMBO'S WITH PEPSI 1 X TOASTED TWISTER WITH NO TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO LETTUCE OR TOMATO, 1 X TWISTER NO TOMATO NO PEPPER SAUCE WITH MAYO. THANKS MATE :) > 12/11/2006 12:18:10

Yumm...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on November 12, 2006, 07:52:35 PM
Nice page, nice to see the staff are eating well when will KFC do free delivery's
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 12, 2006, 09:24:09 PM
16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 13, 2006, 04:59:22 AM
16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

Priority 1 Driver Training :lol: :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 13, 2006, 09:39:57 AM
16:17:07 12-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 12/11/06 16:16,TICKERA RD,WALLAROO DIST, MAP 000 0 0 ,,MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT, 1 KM FROM WALLAROO ON LEFT,28819 529*CFSRES:

Loooong drive for the boys from Whyalla :lol: :roll:

Priority 1 Driver Training :lol: :lol: :-D


More like a Priority 1 Autocross cause the roads out there are kinda like a speedway  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on November 13, 2006, 12:31:16 PM
1909509   12:14:09   13-11-06   BLASTING WILL OCCURED MCLAREN VALE QUERY AT 12.30PM 2 SHOPS TO BE FIRED MOTION DEPUTY ONE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 13, 2006, 01:47:41 PM
Good ol' link they read it back to you and still bugger it up. :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on November 14, 2006, 05:42:37 PM
1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 14, 2006, 07:32:54 PM
1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

yeah that sounds nasty. did u go Jono?

speaking of bizarre people, I was at TTP today and some guy just walking along in fronty of me starts yelling and swearing, then calmly got in his car and drove off normally. Maybe he had tourettes for real!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 15, 2006, 05:01:51 AM
1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

SAPOL hosed him down and told CFS to go home so he wouldnt become more agitated:wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 15, 2006, 07:34:49 AM
1927479 08:58:26 15-11-06 hello Paul, can you please come down to Ops as soon as the meeting finishes? I have a call RE an a/o that has done a petrol drive off.

OOPs maybe it was an emergency :-D 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on November 15, 2006, 04:32:20 PM
What about this one sent out as an info page to a CFS brigade


1909055 14:56:52 15-11-06 ANYBODY AVAIL TO CHECK AN ACTIVATED SECURITY ALARM AT MY HOUSE PLS CONTACT DECLAN 0408408355 MANY THANKS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on November 16, 2006, 05:53:40 PM
MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MANTHREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:


WOOOOP WOOOP WOOOOP
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on November 16, 2006, 10:14:10 PM
1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MAN THREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:

Has the world gone CRAZY?? or just the southern suburbs??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on November 17, 2006, 07:19:09 AM
Quote
23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......


God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on November 17, 2006, 11:38:24 AM
Quote
23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......


God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.

Nah mate, its Salisbury...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on November 17, 2006, 06:19:28 PM
1908974   16:58:37   14-11-06   MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 14/11/06 16:57,93 SECOND AV,MOANA, MAP 205 G 4 ,,MAN POURED TURPS OVER HIMSELF THREAT TO LIGHT UP,8334 1638*CFSRES:

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 16/11/06 18:01,22 HORSESHOE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK, MAP 166 M 9 ,,MAN THREAT TO BURN HIM AND HOUSE,8032 4924 421 431*CFSRES:

Has the world gone CRAZY?? or just the southern suburbs??

Unknown details, but my guess is that depression can affect anyone.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on November 17, 2006, 09:56:31 PM
1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on November 17, 2006, 09:58:51 PM
Quote
23:58:58 16-11-06 From : Comsgt:C/Insp Gibson approves your recall to 2 persons stabbed at Eureka Tavern, EHSM is Joe DYKI 0411......


God help us, i thought this only happened in the country!!!
Boy do we have some trouble.

Nah mate, its Salisbury...

Classy pub gets classy patrons.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on November 18, 2006, 05:20:07 AM
and classy drugs.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on November 18, 2006, 07:31:15 AM
1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

 :-o

That can't be a good thing if they are getting a heads-up about it before they get there...  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 19, 2006, 01:27:17 AM
1924690 14:48:20 17-11-06 G81 FYI PT IS NAKED

 :-o

That can't be a good thing if they are getting a heads-up about it before they get there...  :|

So they can cover their eyes :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 19, 2006, 10:12:58 AM
1909043 11:37:13 19-11-06 CAN WE CREW TODAY - WHO DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON STRIKE TEAM - ALL CREW RING CAPTAIN AT STATION
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 20, 2006, 03:28:29 PM
1900144 16:39:42 20-11-06 THIS IS A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG TEST MESSAGE TO STUART / NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THE PARTY / OF ALL THE FISHES IN THE SEA THE MERMAID IS THE ONE FOR ME / RYRYRYRYYYRYRYRYRYRYR / END OF TEST MESSAGE / STUART
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 20, 2006, 03:40:30 PM
1900144 16:39:42 20-11-06 THIS IS A VERRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG TEST MESSAGE TO STUART / NOW IS THE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN TO COME TO THE AID OF THE PARTY / OF ALL THE FISHES IN THE SEA THE MERMAID IS THE ONE FOR ME / RYRYRYRYYYRYRYRYRYRYR / END OF TEST MESSAGE / STUART

i hate the toolio that sends all those test messages to stuart. hes the one that fills up the pager site with "the cat jumped over the hat and landed on the mat".
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 20, 2006, 03:53:26 PM
Me thinks Stuart has a lot of pagers by now :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on November 20, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
1926886 17:07:42 20-11-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist Police 20/11/06 17:06,** ************,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 E 6 ,,PERSON IN HOUSE ...POSSIBLE COVERED IN PETROL,331*CFSRES:

1919072 17:20:36 20-11-06 MFS: RESPOND To 20/11/06 17:19,** ************,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 E 6 ,,ATTEMPT SUICIDE - NO SIREN ON APPROACH,31*CFSRES:

3 in 6 days. Must be coming up to xmas  :-(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 20, 2006, 08:32:46 PM
1909003 21:50:35 20-11-06 I'M GLAD THE TANKER HASN'T BEEN REQUIRED OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS BECAUSE 1/4 OF A TANK OF FUEL AND 1/2 TANK OF WATER DOESN'T GO VERY FAR. STATION

Blooper plus :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on November 20, 2006, 08:37:40 PM
squiddy, ya might want to edit the address of that pager message just to keep some things private.
 does seem a bit odd to ahve so many attempted suicides in the past few days.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 20, 2006, 08:40:15 PM
Amazing what a bit of heat can do to people :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 22, 2006, 03:36:20 PM
yo why is the pager site not updating? it only shows until 5am for me...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on November 22, 2006, 03:57:25 PM
must have overloaded with all the work out the GRN has had this week
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 22, 2006, 04:21:51 PM
After the amount of paging sent out yesterday must have gone into meltdown :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on November 22, 2006, 07:55:02 PM
Hi guys,

Sorry about the pager site. Power blacked out and radio did not come back online.

UPS donations are accepted  :-D

Sam

P.S all back online now
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 22, 2006, 09:10:38 PM
My pager decoder was still working... :-)  but I have only just had a chance to read them, after coming back from the Coonalpyn fire...

Sorry, this is a retype of the message, as we have two separate computers, which currently aren't talking to each each other....(gotta finish mapping my drives!)



1909448  12:37:46 21-11-6  You done 3 4 leaving on strike team to 13 Hill all crew be advised that you done the 24 only truck at station from John

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 24, 2006, 11:10:16 AM
And another....there seems to still be quite a problem with operator assisted pager messages through link, in the comprehension of our messages:

1908949   12:29:43  24-11-06   REMINDER TO ANY KYEEMA GRP PERSONELL CALL CHAINSAW COURSE TONIGHT 18:30 HRS AT RAINCHOKE FOREST STATION
 
               :|

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 24, 2006, 11:20:52 AM
For those that want to do their own paging there is a couple of options seeing as Airsource Pro is no longer available due to Silverlake Comms going out of business.

 http://www.notepage.net/silverlake-customers.htm

or MTEL Telecommunications Software which is what CFA are using at present.

Link operators are hopeless :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on November 24, 2006, 11:58:44 AM
so long as you know the paging adress ID then it is easy enough to page from the link site from anywhere in the world
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on November 24, 2006, 12:29:05 PM

except the SOPs (10.1/10.2) say only Airsource or the Link operator are approved methods.  Email and via the Link website are specifically not allowed.  Of course no one takes any notice of this which is one reason why the SOP needs to be updated.

PS. Silverlake disappeared years ago but Airsource is still able to be used, contact your group comms officer if your station doesn't have it.

PPS. I wouldn't say Link are hopeless, they have a big job with all the funny brigade/group names and weirdo placenames the CFS deals with.  It just shows what a good job the SOC operators do!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 24, 2006, 02:13:51 PM
1909035 15:04:56 24-11-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: STRATHALBYN RESPOND MEADOWS RD, STRATHALBYN - 1 KM OUT OF STRATHALBYN - PALLETS OF WINE FALLEN OFF BACK OF TRUCK <

Someone call in Hazmat as well as some wine tasters so they can see what kinda wine it is  :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 24, 2006, 02:49:23 PM
Would'nt have to respond far as most wineries are at Langhorne Creek :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 24, 2006, 02:50:58 PM
1909035 15:04:56 24-11-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: STRATHALBYN RESPOND MEADOWS RD, STRATHALBYN - 1 KM OUT OF STRATHALBYN - PALLETS OF WINE FALLEN OFF BACK OF TRUCK <

Someone call in Hazmat as well as some wine tasters so they can see what kinda wine it is  :lol: :-D

1909100 16:10:33 24-11-06 SHQ: ANGASTON: FOR INFO YALUMBA WINES ABOUT TO TEST FIXED ALARM SYSTEM, PLEASE IGNORE ALL RESPONSES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE 

Pure coincidence :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 24, 2006, 04:03:09 PM
1916012 17:25:11 24-11-06 MM81 WELL DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MANAGE A 2 IN MANNUM??? I KNOW I'M PUSHING MY LUCK NOW! HE HE... LUCKY I'M CUTE ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 24, 2006, 07:52:47 PM
1909098 19:33:41 24-11-06 TRURO RESPONDED 134UNIT TO FIRE PRIVATE PROPERTY OFF STURT HIGHWAY EAST OF TRURO CFS - Angaston Group Officer


Sigh  :roll: they should have said 1x34 unit instead of 134 unit 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on November 24, 2006, 08:52:31 PM
Hmm, methinks somebody had an issue with a fence...  :wink:


1925593   19:52:07   24-11-06   PF181 COST OF AMBULANCE $600. RUNNING OVER A FENCE IN AN AMBULANCE... PRICELESS!

1925593   20:05:09   24-11-06   PF181 WATCH OUT FOR THE FENCES OUT THAT WAY... I HEAR THEY ARE AS BIG AS ROOS! DO LOTS OF DAMAGE.

1925593   20:18:26   24-11-06   PF181 WELL HAVE A NICE NIGHT AND WATCH OUT FOR THE BOOGIE FENCES!

1925593   20:19:26   24-11-06   PF181 LUCKY THEY'RE NOT ABLE TO GET INTO CUPBOARDS OR THEY WOULD BE CUPBOARD FENCE MONSTERS!

1925593   20:20:26   24-11-06   PF181 HOW MANY FENCES BETWEEN STATION AND THE LYELL MAC?


It was good to see they left well enough alone before things became too of-fence-ive...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 25, 2006, 01:28:43 PM
Driver training required at Playford Ambulance Station :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on November 25, 2006, 02:37:21 PM
Driver training required at Playford Ambulance Station :-D

Maybe a de-fence-ive driving course?  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 25, 2006, 02:40:58 PM
Wheres a video camera when you need one as that would have won Australia's Funniest Home Video Show first prize

I can see the title of this video Ambulance vs Fence in a wrestling match  :-D :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 26, 2006, 09:21:12 AM
Driver training required at Playford Ambulance Station :-D

Maybe a de-fence-ive driving course?  :roll:

 :-D :-D :-D :lol:

I thought you had to turn at T junctions :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 26, 2006, 02:11:10 PM
don't be so offencesive guys.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 26, 2006, 07:23:08 PM
Awww come on probie wheres your sense of humor mate  :roll: :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on November 26, 2006, 08:13:58 PM
.....


robert, i believe you need to re-read probies post.

ofFENCEsive
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 27, 2006, 08:44:42 AM
Sometimes pays to sit on de-fence :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 27, 2006, 01:13:58 PM
1919239 11:16:37 27-11-06 PLS BE AWARE SEVERE LIGHTNING STORM ENTERING OUR AREA NOW - MT REMARKABLE GROUP OFFICER
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 27, 2006, 02:10:18 PM
Sam....PAGING SITE IS OFF AGAIN!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 27, 2006, 02:45:56 PM
NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 27, 2006, 02:49:03 PM
 :cry:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on November 28, 2006, 09:55:21 PM
Paging site appears to be working again now...

 HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* ANNUAL PILGRIMAGE TO CHRISTIES CREEK A SUCCESS ONCE AGAIN. - H/V STATION
 
They had responded to a grass fire, glad to hear it went well!

Chirpy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 28, 2006, 10:47:42 PM
Quick off the mark Chirpy :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 29, 2006, 06:05:01 PM
Quick off the mark Chirpy :-D

just because you spend 99% of your time on this ammusing pager message thread! :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 29, 2006, 06:21:02 PM
1918858 19:05:11 29-11-06 Pt.Aug 519,511,5171,5114 respond BBQ fire 45 Shiley Stret, Port Augusta. Contact F/F Bailey on arrival for burnt offerrings.

:roll: sounds like someone left the burgers on the bbq for too long for  :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on November 30, 2006, 06:21:49 AM
1909791 06:49:35 30-11-06 SHQ: HI, WHEN YOU GET UP, DON'T WORRY, SMOKE IS FROM WAIKERIE - YES, ALL OF IT. EVERYWHERE. YES REALLY. > 30/11/2006 6:49:23 AM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on November 30, 2006, 10:40:12 AM
INFO: Ridley Group totally depleted with Riverland incident. Any incidents in their area will be covered by Mt Pleasant, Eden Valley & Springton. Concordia will man Springton Station if Springton leave area. Leon (*deleted ph. number*)

INteresting, looks like CFS---->CFS CoQ is becoming more common.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on November 30, 2006, 12:09:00 PM
Quote
BARKER PUMPER RELOCATED TO SPENCER GULF AS ARTIFICAL REEF... GPS LOCATION TO BE ADVISED FOR THOSE BUDDING FISHERMAN HUNTING SCHNAPPER

I wonder what happened to the Dennis now????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jason on November 30, 2006, 12:16:41 PM
The windscreen blew in on the way back from a call. I beleave only minor injuries to the crew.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on November 30, 2006, 12:40:06 PM
jeez louise, thats not very good any pics? 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on November 30, 2006, 12:40:54 PM
Bugga!! Hope all are ok....

Blew in... interesting.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 30, 2006, 01:02:09 PM
1925561 14:01:28 30-11-06 M118 HAVE I HAD A BLONDE MOMENT? ARE YOU STILL AT FMC OR GILBERTON? :)

Sigh :roll: how many blondes are there in SAAS State Comms  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on November 30, 2006, 01:31:23 PM
Quote
R1HQ: FOR INFO ONLY - Quiet day. No incidents in Region 1. Currently lightning activity across central Yorke P. 30/11/2006 2:45:51 PM

Why must people jinx us!  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on November 30, 2006, 02:10:57 PM
jeez louise, thats not very good any pics?

Only mobile phone quality, but will see what I can do..

We're all ok, just another argument as to why it would make a better artificial reef than an appliance.. Had we been actually moving at freeway speed at that point it could have been worse..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 30, 2006, 04:02:46 PM
1918219 17:14:41 30-11-06 console2:cadney park roadhouse rang to say ses has lost a bag of equipment between marla and cadney park. They have it at the roadhouse to be picked up.

OOPS lucky save that one :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 30, 2006, 04:23:14 PM
jeez louise, thats not very good any pics?

Only mobile phone quality, but will see what I can do..

We're all ok, just another argument as to why it would make a better artificial reef than an appliance.. Had we been actually moving at freeway speed at that point it could have been worse..

1908904 17:44:50 30-11-06 HANHNDORF PUMPER NOW STATIONED AT MT BARKER STATION AND LITTLE HAMPTON 24 STATIONED AT HANHDORF STATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FORM GEO

Ahh the DENNIS offline again hope you guys are ok :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 30, 2006, 05:24:58 PM
1911566 18:32:07 30-11-06 R1HQ: PLEASE RING R1 HQ ASAP RE STRIKE TEAM SPRINGTON

1908888 18:45:20 30-11-06 Still have not received any offers for this once in a lifetime opportunity grant SUMMERTOWN STN.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on November 30, 2006, 07:01:33 PM
What about this one:

1908966 14:42:50 30-11-06 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  MAWSON GROUP: FOR INFO A BAND OF DRY LIGHTNING IS CURRENTLY CROSSING YORKE PEN AND STARTING FIRES. IT'S HEADING TOWARDS OUR AREA IN THE NEXT HOUR. PLEASE BE PREPARED FOR CALLOUTS - MAWSON DGO1 - MAWSON BASE 

So people in the Mawson group arent usually prepared for call outs??? Getting a bit excited I think.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 30, 2006, 09:04:58 PM
1927012 22:25:43 30-11-06 TIM - PETER WARDEN PHONED I HAVE LEFT MY BATTERY CHARGER WHERE I HAD MY TRIPOD WHERE THE ANTS NEST WAS - COULD YOU PLS CHECK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING FOR ME - WILL CALL THEN

They might have eaten it by then :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 01, 2006, 04:43:52 AM
Poor barker they will have to sell off that pumper if it keeps playing up,but then again that what you get when you buy a USED london fire brigade pumper......well lucky they got a pumper from another brigade to help them out we are still using the region 24. :cry:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 01, 2006, 06:27:37 AM
Plenty of spare MFS appliances at STC as well...the good ol Volvo :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 01, 2006, 07:32:32 AM
1909186 08:35:52 01-12-06 FROM VIRGINIA STATION - VIRGINIA 34P IS OFFLINE TODAY FOR SEVICING - WILL NOTIFY WHEN BACKONLINE.
1909042 08:33:14 01-12-06 STRATH 24P AWAY FOR NEXT 3 HOURS DUE TO REPAIRS THANKS A PATTO
1908903 08:28:09 01-12-06 LITTLE HAMPTON 24 NOW OFFLINE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO BREAK REPAIRS - FROM MT BARKER TRUCK AND BUS REPAIRS
1909025 08:08:12 01-12-06 KELLEY DEISEL OAKBANK 14 OUT FOR SERVICE
1911569 08:07:50 01-12-06 KELLEY DEISEL LENSWOOD 14 OUT FOR SERVICE

So... uh... first day of summer and we got 5 repairs/servicing going on eh? Did you guys wear the trucks out already with the early start to fire season?  :wink: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 01, 2006, 01:17:38 PM
1908980 14:35:01 01-12-06 M/V INFO: ANYONE INTERESTED IN A FREE TRIP TO MT GAMBIER ON M/V 24, LEAVING AT 0400 SAT - RETURN TUESDAY, PLEASE CALL MATT. MUST HAVE LEVEL 2 AND 2 YEARS. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 01, 2006, 01:21:52 PM
1909070 14:25:31 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAITPINGA RESPOND GRASSFIRE, THREE GULLY RD, ENCOUNTER BAY, NEAR BATTYE RD, YOUR BURNOFF FROM THIS MORNING HAS REKINDLED AND HEADING TOWARDS A FENCE/HOUSE 

OOPS  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on December 01, 2006, 03:31:35 PM
16:40:14 01-12-06 SHQ: KNOWING THAT GROUP THEY PROBLY DECIDED TO PLAY THERE OWN GAME ;) < 01/12/2006 16:40:03
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 01, 2006, 04:27:55 PM
No shortage of amusing messsages this week :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on December 01, 2006, 09:31:55 PM
waikerie have had a truly shite few days. first the big fire now this...

1919390 16:07:24 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAIKERIE RESPOND MVA CAR V TRUCK, STURT HWY WAIKERIE, NEAR BENLOW ROAD, PERSONS TRAPPED ^ 01/12/2006 4:06:40 PM

1924305 17:26:31 01-12-06 HELICOPTER ON SITE - PATIENT STILL UNDER TRUCK - CRANE ABOUT TO LIFT - WILL CALL AGAIN LATER - FROM ANDREW - YOU KNOW NUMBER

1924138 17:39:03 01-12-06 MFS: RESPOND LIGHTING 01/12/06 17:38,STURT HWY,WAIKERIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CNR BENLOW RD - ASSIST POLICE WITH LIGHTING AND TRAFFIC CONTROL AT A FATAL ACIDENT - P1,74029*CFSRES:

1919309 18:06:22 01-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: WAIKERIE & MOOROOK RESPOND SCRUB FIRE NITSCHKE RD, 12KMS EAST OF WAIKERIE, SOUTH SIDE OF RIVER, LIGHTNING STRIKE FIRE..... < 01/12/2006 18:06:08

1919390 18:16:11 01-12-06 SHQ: CFSRES WAIKERIE - CONTACT SOCC TO ACKNOWLEDGE FIRE AT NITSCHKE ROAD < 01/12/2006 18:16:00

1926672 18:19:11 01-12-06 SHQ: SAAS ADVISE THAT DUE TO BOTH HELICOPTERS BEING INVOLVED IN RETRIEVALS FROM WAIKERIE THERE IS NO PILOT AVAIL FOR R53 IF REQUIRED ^ 01/12/2006 6:18:27 PM

poor dudes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 02, 2006, 12:54:49 AM
They say lightening deosn't strike twice...

MFS: RESPOND RCR 01/12/06 21:04,EDUCATION RD,HAPPY VALLEY, MAP 178 A 2 ,,200M DOWN FROM PIGGOT RANGE RD - CAR VS TREE,439 8032*CFSRES:


MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 02/12/06 01:43,EDUCATION RD,HAPPY VALLEY, MAP 178 A 2 ,,CAR VS TREE,439 8032*CFSRES:


4 1/2 hours apart.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 02, 2006, 06:52:26 AM
and from what i hear there was one person trapped in each accident
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 03, 2006, 09:00:07 AM
and from what i hear there was one person trapped in each accident

Second one didnt hit anything he was DUI just ran off the road :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 03, 2006, 09:01:17 AM
1908853 17:41:03 02-12-06 SHQ: CONGRATULATIONS TO JOFF & NADIA ON THEIR MARRIAGE. BEST WISHES FOR THE FUTURE

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 03, 2006, 01:36:22 PM
BRDG: NEWS FLASH - Don't panic (and don't tell the kids!). Santa was not at the North Pole when BW14 arrived to pick him up. Mrs. Claus said he was really @#%$&* off at the reindeer and had decided to walk. She is positive that he will be here by 6.00 pm. 3/12/2006
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 03, 2006, 02:21:53 PM
Sounds like the Country Fire Service will be delivering christmas presents on christmas eve to every one in South Australia if Santa has decided to walk  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 03, 2006, 02:28:29 PM
1909177 15:23:44 03-12-06 GREENOCK 14 DELIVERING SANTA TO SEPPLT FIELD FOR FOSTERS CAPTAIN 0438872027

Yay christmas is saved  :lol: :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 03, 2006, 03:48:16 PM
1909002 16:27:31 03-12-06 BRDG: GOOD NEWS - Santa has been sighted on the hill at the Adelaide Oval (apparently with a XXXX in hand - no taste!) Was heard to be giving Ricky Ponting some batting tips at the tea break
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 03, 2006, 04:01:37 PM
1909002 17:02:14 03-12-06 BRDG: NEWS UPDATE - Santa has left the cricket! Last seen getting into an old blue Ford (bad enough seen drinking XXXX) and heading for the hills. The Barmy Army started singing Christmas Carols, so Santa said it was time to be off! 


1909002 17:27:05 03-12-06 BRDG: WARNING - Santa seen to stop on side of Mt Barker Rd, Leawood Gardens. Apparently talking to deer. (Hope he doesn't start emloying scab labour! 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 03, 2006, 04:14:31 PM
Somebody better call Rudolph & the other reindeers who are on strike cause it sounds like they are about to lose their job  :lol: 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on December 03, 2006, 04:24:33 PM
The message that started it all...


BRDG: BREAKING NEWS - Santa in industrial dispute with
Rudolf and other reindeer. Reindeer now on strike!
Bridgewater 14 making way to North Pole in effort to get
Santa to our Christmas Party by about 6.00 pm. The party is
still starting at 4.00 pm, bring food to share! 3/12/2006
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 03, 2006, 04:37:40 PM
HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BE AWARE THE PUMPER IS IN 14'S ENGINE BAY, 14 IS IN THE STOREROOM , BE AWARE WHEN ENTERING STATION FOR FIRE CALLS, ITS A TIGHT SQUEEZE. - H/V STATION 3/12/2006 6:02:32 PM

Happy valley have a pumper?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on December 03, 2006, 04:54:05 PM
HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BE AWARE THE PUMPER IS IN 14'S ENGINE BAY, 14 IS IN THE STOREROOM , BE AWARE WHEN ENTERING STATION FOR FIRE CALLS, ITS A TIGHT SQUEEZE. - H/V STATION 3/12/2006 6:02:32 PM

Happy valley have a pumper?

They have a 24P.

Thats either a big storeroom or a small 14.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 03, 2006, 07:16:34 PM
they may have been housing that type 2 for the night???  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on December 03, 2006, 07:27:52 PM
bet they would love to keep it. lol (the type 2)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire03rescue on December 04, 2006, 06:32:09 AM
I thought that they were getting the type 2 pumper, for good
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on December 04, 2006, 05:05:09 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: AVON PORT WAKEFIELD NANTAWARRA & BALAKLAVA RESPOND GRASS FIRE ALONG RAILWAY LINE. BETWEEN BOWMANS AND NANTAWARRA. > 04/12/2006 15:20:05

and

MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 04/12/06 15:18,NAIRNE TOWN,NAIRNE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ON TRAINLINE. 3KM STH OF NAIRNE TOWARD WARRA,12642 1298 1268*CFSRES:

Warra? Would that be on the "Nairne-to-Warra" road ;)

Heysen crews didn't find anything. Wakefield Group responded lots of brigades by the look.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on December 04, 2006, 06:48:40 PM
Yeah and the trainline runs east-west through that area. Bit hard to go 3km south??? along the railway line.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 05, 2006, 10:13:45 AM
Heres something that doesnt happen too often here in the South East a grass fire started as direct result of a RCR  :-o

1909359 11:33:43 05-12-06 SHQ: CFSRES: MILLICENT, ARGYLE, THORNLEA, FURNER RESPOND GRASS FIRE, PRINCES HIGHWAY, 20 KM NORTH MILLICENT TOWARDS KINGSTON, ** RESULT OF MVA** 

1912670 11:38:58 05-12-06 SHQ: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 583 & 564 RESPOND GRASS FIRE PRINCES HIGHWAY 20KM FROM MILLICENT TOWARDS KINGSTON 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 05, 2006, 12:20:37 PM
1908782 13:37:29 05-12-06 You smell like a taxi drivers socks
1908782 13:39:46 05-12-06 what about a fat womans vagina

Good to see SAAS are using the paging service for it's intended purpose...

How foul is that? I hope someone gets their arse kicked for it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 06, 2006, 07:15:00 AM
and how do we know its SAAS?


you should be careful laying blame without actual evidence me thinks...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on December 06, 2006, 07:18:54 AM
and how do we know its SAAS?


you should be careful laying blame without actual evidence me thinks...

Eternally wise words..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 06, 2006, 11:52:28 AM
MFS: RESPOND Strike Team 06/12/06 09:50,MAJORS RD,OHALLORAN HILL, MAP 165 A 5 ,,ASSEMBLE 1030HRS - STN 42,DAILY INC. NO. 16,41 441 401 431*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 06, 2006, 12:14:22 PM
MFS: RESPOND Strike Team 06/12/06 09:50,MAJORS RD,OHALLORAN HILL, MAP 165 A 5 ,,ASSEMBLE 1030HRS - STN 42,DAILY INC. NO. 16,41 441 401 431*CFSRES:

Is this a relativly new addition to their response messages, or have i just been outstandingly unobservant? (DAILY INC. NO. 16)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 06, 2006, 12:18:12 PM
I've only seen it today and yesterday... Perhaps the beginnings of the introduction of SACAD?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 06, 2006, 12:29:23 PM
So, Im not going mad then :) ( I know its a matter of opinion  :-D )

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1909015 13:44:09 06-12-06 UPST: FYI LT Ding Ding and SFF Norm (aka Anne) are back from their river holiday. :-) 6/12/2006
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 06, 2006, 12:37:01 PM
i was talking to one of our officers whos also from the MFS.

he told me the introduction of incident numbers into MFS response paging is an update to there system, allowing easier referencing to MFS jobs for upgrade requests, MSGs, etc... rather than calling in and saying "the grassfire near bobs place" or whatnot...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 2090 on December 06, 2006, 10:53:39 PM
Yes it was introduced yesterday so that jobs can be referred to by numbers, rather than locations, making things easier for both firies and SAMFS commcen. No impact on CFS.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 07, 2006, 05:52:58 AM
and how do we know its SAAS?


you should be careful laying blame without actual evidence me thinks...

Because those numbers were attached to several SAAS messages during the day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 07, 2006, 08:27:07 AM
1927493 09:48:22 07-12-06 YOUR LORDSHIP PLS PH ME WHEN YOU ARE FREE - YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT LEON
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rusty on December 07, 2006, 08:43:50 AM
MFS: RESPOND Strike Team 06/12/06 09:50,MAJORS RD,OHALLORAN HILL, MAP 165 A 5 ,,ASSEMBLE 1030HRS - STN 42,DAILY INC. NO. 16,41 441 401 431*CFSRES:

Is this a relativly new addition to their response messages, or have i just been outstandingly unobservant? (DAILY INC. NO. 16)

The MFS have transitioned to on-line (computerised) fire reports, (finally away from hand-written fire reports!). As part of the consultation process, the operators identified that when the radio operator had a page full of going jobs and appliances were calling in sit-reps, upgrades or stop messages, it would be harder (& time consuming) to select the correct incident from the daily incident list. This is because the calls are listed in call-number order, not by appliance. To alleviate this they suggested including the daily incident number into the dispatch message. (gulp - aghast... management actually consulted with and listened to the staff!!!)

This also means a change of radio protocols, requiring the appliances to say "Glynde 221, call number 16, From S/O Smith Stop for..." etc, allowing for the operator to select the incident first, then input the message in the right place.

It will also be a God-send when Multiple Incident Procedure is instigated, and the MIP log forms are returned to comcen for input into the system - straight to the call number listed by the crew on their MIP log.

Although it's not currently required, CFS/SES crews could quote the call number when acknowledging pager messages... might help if it's busy?!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 07, 2006, 08:47:54 AM
OMG common sense is finally prevailing :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 07, 2006, 03:54:50 PM
interesting message from someone who obviously decided to page his troops before waiting for CFS to actually decalre the TFBs...

16:08:11 07-12-06 No fire bans for MLR Friday. Predicted FDI is VHigh according to BOM this afternoon...Ian


dumb de dumb dumb
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 07, 2006, 05:16:22 PM
He must be in a time warp casue we all knew before then :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 07, 2006, 06:27:12 PM
fire bans for 08.12.06 were only declared at 1638 SAFirey :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 07, 2006, 06:41:40 PM
fire bans for 08.12.06 were only declared at 1638 SAFirey :?

This was a heads up to it coming though :-D

1908990 15:29:38 07-12-06 LOFT: Urgent request: due to extreme fire weather forecast Fri/Sat could Capts/Duty Officers provide possible available crews for both local (immediate) and inter Regional deployment to GDO

FIRE BAN ADVICE FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA
Issued at 4:30 pm on Thursday, 7 December 2006

Friday, 8 December 2006 is forecast to be a day of extreme fire danger
and the Country Fire Service has imposed Total Fire Bans in the following
districts:

Northwest Pastoral
Northeast Pastoral
West Coast
Eastern Eyre Peninsula
Lower Eyre Peninsula
Flinders
Mid North
Mount Lofty Ranges
Lower South East
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 07, 2006, 08:47:30 PM
thanks for backing up my point that fire ban advice had not been issued, and better yet fire bans had not yet been declared at the point in timethat the message in question was sent  :-)

another special message below;

21:12:18 07-12-06 To all FF. , Next 2 days total fire ban. , 2 App to respond all calls. , From SFF Hammond


it may be all well and good to presume it may be a fire ban on certain days... but at the same time saying that they are is stupid.

just one of those annoying things.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 08, 2006, 09:07:25 AM
1925939 10:23:09 08-12-06 From : Jamestown:As I arrived at my station this morning, I saw vultures flying over my police station. They were branded, and I could clearly see "Hallett" on one of them.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 08, 2006, 02:14:22 PM
1908904 13:51:33 08-12-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 08/12/06 13:50,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,MT BARKER, MAP 172 G 4 ,,FROM CFS HQ, SINGLE CAR ROLL-OVER, POSS ENTRAPPMENT, ADELAIDE SIDE, ADELAIDE BOUND,DAILY INC. NO. 46,1279*CFSRES:


I'm sorry but how is that common sense CFS recieves the call then ring mets thats just stupid, i still can't get over that this happens :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 08, 2006, 02:53:04 PM
1908911 13:51:31 08-12-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 08/12/06 13:50,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,MT BARKER, MAP 172 G 4 ,,FROM CFS HQ, SINGLE CAR ROLL-OVER, POSS ENTRAPPMENT, ADELAIDE SIDE, ADELAIDE BOUND,DAILY INC. NO. 46,1279*CFSRES:

1908045 14:04:07 08-12-06 MFS: RESPOND RCR 08/12/06 14:02,PRINCES HWY,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 349 F 12 ,,2 CARS, POSS ENTRAPMENT, TAILEM BEND TO MURRAY BRIDGE, PAST 1ST EXIT BUT BEFORE BRIDGE,DAILY INC. NO. 49,

1919403 14:08:05 08-12-06 SHQ: CFSRES: MURRAY BRIDGE RESPOND MVA PRINCES HWY, OVER SWANPORT BRIDGE AND BEFROE NORTHER MURRAY BRIDGE TURNOFF 2 CAR MVA POSS ENTRAPMENTS 

1908045 14:23:26 08-12-06 MFS: RESPOND Assist SAAS 08/12/06 14:21,PRINCES HWY,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 349 F 12 ,,FROM SAAS, LANDING SITE REQUIRED FOR CHOPPER MURRAY BRIDGE RCR, TALK-THROUGH TO SAAS ON MULTI AGENCY TG 20,DAILY INC. NO. 49,72729*CFSRES:

Even worse when it was the wrong location given in the first place :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on December 08, 2006, 04:01:55 PM
Yeah well they can only put on the pager the information they are given. Some people are vague or get confused when they ring emergency services.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: lilmiss_firey on December 08, 2006, 05:22:03 PM
so do the brigades attend the incident (where it was said to be) if the wrong location was given like the example of the mva @ murray bridge???

eg... does mt barker go to the adelaide side of the freeway looking for the mva, then murray bridge goes to the freeway???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on December 09, 2006, 09:50:37 AM
ADRIAN INVITES ALL HIS CFS COLLEAGUES TO THE GE AT 5:30PM TODAY TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY - ADRIAN'S SHOUT

oh geee thanks mate, technically were all colleagues now wheres the GE... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 09, 2006, 10:16:41 AM
so do the brigades attend the incident (where it was said to be) if the wrong location was given like the example of the mva @ murray bridge???

eg... does mt barker go to the adelaide side of the freeway looking for the mva, then murray bridge goes to the freeway???

i daresay barker would turn around and head toward murray bridge, considering they are already on the road.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 09, 2006, 10:21:04 AM
what is this,DAILY INC that is coming up on the pager site???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 09, 2006, 10:25:27 AM
Well I saw a burnsid pager message for MVA and it said murray brighd side of tunnells
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 09, 2006, 10:28:24 AM
what is this,DAILY INC that is coming up on the pager site???

new incident numbering system being used to make MFS Comms life easier...

rather then refering to incidents by there locality or type...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 09, 2006, 10:31:07 AM
ok....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 09, 2006, 01:53:40 PM
1908032 15:12:27 09-12-06 David has been duty officer since 9 am. I would like a couple of people to remain off the turps tonight for operational reasons. Please ring or sms me if you can.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 09, 2006, 06:21:32 PM
get of the turps and onto the coopers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 10, 2006, 08:14:34 AM
1919555 08:58:43 10-12-06 TBGCC: MISSING IN ACTION ONE ONLY ESKY MARKED TUMBY BAY CFS.PLEASE COME HOME.WE MISS YOU Q.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on December 10, 2006, 10:47:05 AM
1908916  11:46:50 10-12-06 IF ANYONE HAS A SPARE LARGE ESKIE TO KEEP THE BEER COLD COULD YOU PLS BRING IT WITH YOU TO THE CHRISTMAS DINNER. VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP BEER COLD. :)


Amen!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 10, 2006, 12:38:53 PM
1909106 14:02:56 10-12-06 NTPA: FYI: SANTA HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN HIS SLEIGH FLYING OVER FOODLAND AND IS IN THE PROCESS OF LANDING IT ON THE STATION ROOF. NURI24P

I hope the station staff have milk & cookies ready for santa or maybe a powerade isotonic drink so he can cool down  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 10, 2006, 06:46:27 PM
1927602 17:49:38 10-12-06 PT CLTN INFO: HEADING TO NTH POLE 2NITE TO COLLECT SANTA FOR CAROLS AT HALL. ANYONE INTERESTED IN COMIN FOR A RUN BE @ STATION 1930 - CHEERS RUDOLPH

Sigh :roll: sounds like the other reindeer are still on strike and rudolph needs some people to help him collect santa or its more likely he got booked for drinking while flying by SAPOL and needs someone to drive the truck cause he cant  :lol: :-D 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on December 11, 2006, 12:39:37 PM
10:47:33 11-12-06 SILENT NUMBER IS NOW XXXX XXXX UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE


Umm, not any more  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 11, 2006, 01:41:17 PM
1908428   12:45:44   11-12-06   *URGMSG* GOOD AFTERNOON
why is it urgent?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 11, 2006, 01:44:34 PM
I think the pager site died again sam :(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 11, 2006, 04:27:00 PM
Yeah Sam where is that UPS huh :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on December 11, 2006, 05:27:41 PM
Yeah where is that UPS????? I asked for donations!!! :evil:

As you would guess the power went out here again,,,

All good now,,, still looking for UPS donations???

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on December 12, 2006, 03:05:43 PM
The nerve of some people

1908036 12:46:50 12-12-06 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 12/12/06 12:43,196 GLEN OSMOND RD,FULLARTON, MAP 131 B 5 ,,PART OF TREE FALLEN AGAINST SECOND TREE, MR REASHEED 8379 5243, P3,DAILY INC. NO. 39,72620*CFSRES:  -= SES Metro South response =-

1908036 13:14:50 12-12-06 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  Owner has been advised to contact a private contractor, regardless of them paying their E.S. Levy.  -= SES Metro South response =-
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 12, 2006, 07:54:22 PM
MFS: 000 CALLER REPORTS U HAVE BRAKE LIGHTS BUT NO TAIL LIGHTS. THE CALL U R RESPONDING TO CAME
FROM A STOLEN MOBILE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 13, 2006, 12:06:05 PM
1908083 12:47:58 13-12-06 End of year fun night TONIGHT from 7pm at the base. Non attendance will result in probable boredom. PS... we have cake!

Fun AND cake!!! Let's crash the party  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 13, 2006, 01:56:57 PM
1908428 14:02:44 13-12-06 Im going to come and eat all your cake at the party you advertised over the pagers..hehe.. I see everything - B2 :)

The question is.... does B2 really know who he is paging.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 14, 2006, 11:54:05 AM
1928795 06:33:36 14-12-06 SHQ: MORNING GIRLS, WEBSITE & HOTLINE CHANGED WITH BANS LAST NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT - THOUGHT I'D DO EARLY MORN WAKE UP RATHER THEN MIDNIGHT WAKE UP :-) - HEIDI CAN YOU CALL IN RE MVA HWY 1 CLOSED FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

As the old saying goes The Early Bird Catches The Worm  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 14, 2006, 03:10:48 PM
1909553 16:03:11 14-12-06 Please respond to drunk Koala riding a motorcycle at Beavis Court.

?!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 14, 2006, 04:59:19 PM
1909553 16:03:11 14-12-06 Please respond to drunk Koala riding a motorcycle at Beavis Court.

?!

Wheres SAPOL when you need them cause we got a Koala who is DUI from drinking too much eucalyptus beer :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 14, 2006, 07:00:58 PM
Sounds like smokey has had too much gum beer again... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 14, 2006, 09:04:17 PM
1909195 20:47:54 14-12-06 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED A NIGHT TIME FIRE CALL PLS CONSIDER DOING SO TO GIVE THE CREWS WHO HAVE BEEN OUT FOR THE LAST WEEK EVERY NIGHT A BREAK FROM CAPTAIN

Sounds like some people arent pulling their weight there :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 15, 2006, 06:50:39 PM
MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 15/12/06 19:11,STIRLING CFS,STIRLING, MAP 0 0 0 ,,WASTE BIN IN GROUNDS OF STIRLING NORTH PRIMARY SCHOOL ON THE "MAD MILE",DAILY INC. NO. 46,9019*CFSRES:

SHQ: ***STOP FOR CALL*** STIRLING OBVIOUSLY NOT REQUIRED > 15/12/2006 19:14:00

9019 is the response for Stirling which is 10min from Adelaide whilst stirling north is  just out of pt Agusta. That is a drive I wouldn't want. :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 15, 2006, 07:29:47 PM
1909195 20:47:54 14-12-06 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT ATTENDED A NIGHT TIME FIRE CALL PLS CONSIDER DOING SO TO GIVE THE CREWS WHO HAVE BEEN OUT FOR THE LAST WEEK EVERY NIGHT A BREAK FROM CAPTAIN

Sounds like some people arent pulling their weight there :?

you could say that the same old people going to every thing
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 15, 2006, 07:46:08 PM
MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 15/12/06 19:11,STIRLING CFS,STIRLING, MAP 0 0 0 ,,WASTE BIN IN GROUNDS OF STIRLING NORTH PRIMARY SCHOOL ON THE "MAD MILE",DAILY INC. NO. 46,9019*CFSRES:

SHQ: ***STOP FOR CALL*** STIRLING OBVIOUSLY NOT REQUIRED > 15/12/2006 19:14:00

9019 is the response for Stirling which is 10min from Adelaide whilst stirling north is  just out of pt Agusta. That is a drive I wouldn't want. :lol: :lol:

Yeah like about 3 1/2 hours drive :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on December 15, 2006, 09:08:57 PM
wouldnt it be fun going P1 up Pt Wakefiled Rd tohugh.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 15, 2006, 09:16:29 PM
Um I reckon it you might get a headache though  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 16, 2006, 10:22:32 AM
11:37:37 16-12-06 ALD: From Aldgate Captain,Some how ALL Brigades need to get the message across to CFS Region that members we respond to various incidents need to be used effectively.CFS Region 1 must ensure that our time is used effectively. Tonight we ha
11:37:41 16-12-06 ve sent ALD24P to Goolwa to arrive & then come home & then Group asked for MORE people for the night & next day 16/12/2006

someone is pissed off :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on December 16, 2006, 12:11:51 PM
I cant say i dont agree with him.  I hope he expresses his concerns straight to the regional HQ or State HQ if necessary.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 16, 2006, 01:27:26 PM
well you get that,may be they should look at officers who acted like hitler that are in some of those hills brigade/groups................
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 16, 2006, 02:48:44 PM
Yes he apparantly wasn't very happy to know that there wouldn't be any food waiting for them at our station when they arrived?? But scheiße happens we had both our trucks at the job and didn't even know that region had organised COQ so we released our 24P from scene earlier then expexted!!!!

I think they should remember that our group went and did COQ to Lofty group when Mount Osmond went up!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on December 16, 2006, 03:17:02 PM
I think the problem is Regional dont talk to the group and the group dont talk to regional.

How about we get ourselves organised for a change!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 16, 2006, 03:18:31 PM
1909563 00:27:32 16-12-06 SHQ: FROM CFS HQ - CFS HF RADIO NOT WORKING. CFS UNABLE TO TAKE CELL CALLS AND DO HF SCHEDULED CALLS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ANY QUERIES CALL 8463 4222

I wonder which radio tech SOC is gonna have fix their HF radio  :wink: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 16, 2006, 04:20:26 PM
1909563 00:27:32 16-12-06 SHQ: FROM CFS HQ - CFS HF RADIO NOT WORKING. CFS UNABLE TO TAKE CELL CALLS AND DO HF SCHEDULED CALLS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ANY QUERIES CALL 8463 4222

I wonder which radio tech SOC is gonna have fix their HF radio  :wink: :-D

TETRACOM has the CFS contract :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on December 16, 2006, 05:58:36 PM
1918822 19:10:02 16-12-06 Yes it was hot and wet. You missed a big one.

Hmm are they talking Fire or about a woman?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on December 16, 2006, 06:19:51 PM
Yes he apparantly wasn't very happy to know that there wouldn't be any food waiting for them at our station when they arrived?? But filtered happens we had both our trucks at the job and didn't even know that region had organised COQ so we released our 24P from scene earlier then expexted!!!!

I think they should remember that our group went and did COQ to Lofty group when Mount Osmond went up!!

I don't think it was anything to do with food (or hitler, have you had your medication bill?), I think it was that they drove down there then got told they weren't needed and to go home, ie. a waste of time.  I'm pretty sure they blame region not your group and certainly don't mind COQ.  BTW he has expressed his thoughts (that's understatement there) to region.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on December 16, 2006, 06:23:35 PM
I think the problem is Regional dont talk to the group and the group dont talk to regional.

How about we get ourselves organised for a change!

which group?  or are you talking generally?
I'd like to see region 1 HQ acting in a support role (as they are supposed to) rather than start doing things off their own bat without consulting with the people running/involved in the incident.  I'm not just talking about this incident, it has happened several times just lately that I know of, and causing stuff-ups every time.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 16, 2006, 07:47:30 PM
Yes he apparantly wasn't very happy to know that there wouldn't be any food waiting for them at our station when they arrived?? But filtered happens we had both our trucks at the job and didn't even know that region had organised COQ so we released our 24P from scene earlier then expexted!!!!

I think they should remember that our group went and did COQ to Lofty group when Mount Osmond went up!!

I don't think it was anything to do with food (or hitler, have you had your medication bill?), I think it was that they drove down there then got told they weren't needed and to go home, ie. a waste of time.  I'm pretty sure they blame region not your group and certainly don't mind COQ.  BTW he has expressed his thoughts (that's understatement there) to region.


Thats fair enough!!! our group didn't know about the COQ until they were nearly there (i think) by that time we had arranged for our 24P to be released and i think they drove up the drive way about 5 mins after Aldgate got there!!! But if the group had known about it then they probably would have been stopped, but perhaps if it was organised by region earlier instead of 2hrs after the call then they would have been usefull!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on December 17, 2006, 05:19:42 AM
I take my medication each day :roll: but there is so muck lack of communitcation of late between people that something needs to be done. If he was not happy well pick the phone up and talk to region and see what they have to say.. as for food well there are some great eat outs at GOOLWA they could have taken there 24p and got some food sat in the station and then go home.. But make sure you send your food account to CFS for payment....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 17, 2006, 09:38:58 PM
I think this would fall under Task Force Complaints rather than amusing pager messages :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on December 17, 2006, 11:12:42 PM
Yeah you did COQ with a few rural trucks in urban stations whilst local brigades were still home doing SFA....Maybe region should have sent another strike team to the Cox Scrub fire to begin with so crews got on top of it quicker and Goolwa's rescue tender could be sent home.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 18, 2006, 05:56:42 AM
Am told there were 42 appliances on site for that job. The crews did a fantastic job, with a couple of really good saves (could have been there for quite a few more days if it got into the next patch of scrub).

Would be interesting to find out where the COQ actually came from. Aldgate was offered food from the IMT, but were well on there way home by thay time.

Little Hampton 24P did COQ to Strath, despite Strath having thier 24P and a crew still available to cover the area. IMT thought LH24P was ment to be heading to the fireground.

In any case, it all comes back to communication.... or lack there of, as said before.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on December 18, 2006, 07:14:06 AM
1905686 23:12:41 17-12-06 MFS: RESPOND To 17/12/06 23:12,CARDINIA ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,COUCH ON PORCH,DAILY INC. NO. 69,701*CFSRES:

Is this like an emergency services game of musical chairs? Was the couch on fire, perhaps, or are they just short of seating in the Mt Gambier area?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on December 18, 2006, 07:52:18 AM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 18/12/06 09:00,36 DONNINGTON RD,ELIZABETH NORTH, MAP 52 B 4 ,,KITTEN UP TREE (3 METRES OF GROUND),DAILY INC. NO. 20,331*CFSRES:


MFS: RESPOND Assist Resident 18/12/06 09:15,69 WATTLE ST,FULLARTON, MAP 130 N 8 ,,DEAD POSSUM IN ROOF OF ELDERLEY PERSON CONTACT VICKI 0418 806 759,DAILY INC. NO.
25,72620*CFSRES:


how odd that the BRTs turned out to the first job... but didnt like the look of the second?

not that the second jobbie there really warrants any response..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 18, 2006, 08:03:39 AM
Yeah you did COQ with a few rural trucks in urban stations whilst local brigades were still home doing SFA....Maybe region should have sent another strike team to the Cox Scrub fire to begin with so crews got on top of it quicker and Goolwa's rescue tender could be sent home.

They didn't want to send our 24P home than someone said that they were low on deisel and had to return to Goolwa to fill up (It didn't need it) so they did and got released.:-D

Also the fact that Port Elliot was on standby in their station with 2 appliances one of them could have been sent to Goolwa but hey it's up to region i guess??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 31, 2006, 09:12:59 PM
1916890 21:27:54 31-12-06 PR4: For your information, Port Pirie SAPOL advised they are anticipating a gathering of 2-3000 indigenous persons with the view of causing a disturbance.

Really wouldn't want to be in that town tonight!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on January 01, 2007, 07:54:20 AM
Send in the FIREKINGS......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: aust_fire1 on January 01, 2007, 07:57:22 AM
Yep, We (Pt Elliot) sat at station fully crewed and was not called, neither to cox scrub nor to Goolwa station. We could have put a crew at Goolwa and saved outside appliances manning an un-familiar station or area.
I understand about not going to cox scrub. There were no appliances in Victor area either, so we were watching their area as well, but well still could have crewed at Goolwa and at Pt Elliot.
Communications is only a word in the dictionary...noboby knows what it means.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on January 01, 2007, 12:41:02 PM
Wonder if they were inundated with volunteers for this one?

1919394 19:03:35 31-12-06 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  BRIGADE HAS BEEN ASKED TO CLEAN UP AFTER NEW YEARS STREET PARTY. FUNDRAISING OPPORTUNITY MEMBERS HELP REQUIRED AT 0530HRS SHARP MONDAY MORNING BY PUBS. HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE CAPTAIN  -= CFS Morgan Info =-

doubt it.lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on January 01, 2007, 02:41:57 PM
where is your community spirit?  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on January 01, 2007, 02:48:12 PM
hey pommy,bring it up at the group meeting how hard is it for someone to say do a COQ to GOOLWA......its only down the road
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 01, 2007, 09:03:18 PM
It's been brought up and the GO's don't like the COQ idea???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: aust_fire1 on January 02, 2007, 05:58:05 AM
We have a Captains meeting on Wednesday. I will keep pushing the barrow till the tyre goes flat.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on January 02, 2007, 11:30:44 AM
1909123 12:34:43 02-01-07 Any person interested in a flight around the area on sunday 7th of jan at 0900 please contact LT 3 on 0427***** by wednesday night 02/01/07 12:35:43

Interesting, anyone know what this is all about ??

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on January 02, 2007, 11:45:27 AM
I was with a brigade who did this annually the brigade officers had helicopter time to see the area, fire tracks and water points. Very effective famil.

Helo time donated by a local company. :-D could be them again??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on January 02, 2007, 02:19:57 PM
15:08:31 02-01-07 Security, THE BIN ON THE GROUND FLOOR IN THE CUSTOMER SVC AREA IS FULL - NEED NEW ONE

SIR YES SIR.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 02, 2007, 02:57:00 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 02, 2007, 09:04:11 PM
1919074 22:13:55 02-01-07 MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 02/01/07 22:13,141 HINDLEY ST,ADELAIDE, MAP A A 6 ,,,DAILY INC. NO. 70,205 41 201 204 203*CFSRES:

Heres an unusual pager message you dont see every day :-D

I wonder if the metro boys will get free admission if they save the place  :roll: 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 03, 2007, 09:31:27 AM
There are lots of these sorts of pager messages.......but perhaps not to this particular premises.   :-)

Besides, this call was an MFA...a disgruntled customer, who rang Police, Ambulance & MFS to report various things....I think he got locked up for his trouble......   :-D

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 03, 2007, 10:27:15 AM
they shud hose down all the footpaths while they were there...

lots of vomit stains  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 03, 2007, 02:20:32 PM
1909043 15:13:52 03-01-07 PLEASE RECOMMISION APPLIANCES THOUROUGHLY AS A HANDLINE ON THE DECK WILL PROBABLY WORK BETTER WITH A BRANCH ON THE END OF IT. WEEKLY VEHICLE CHECK COMPLETED FROM CAPTAIN

Er Yeah it would :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: lilmiss_firey on January 03, 2007, 04:16:15 PM
17:17:20 03-01-07 PLS PH YOUR GRANDMOTHER FOR HER BIRTHDAY FROM MUM

thanks mum... lol :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on January 04, 2007, 10:39:36 AM
1908865 11:41:01 04-01-07 R1HQ: Reg 1 OPS Bde: GOOD MORNING. Nil jobs. Very quiet. Australia leed by 11. Geoff Capper 04/01/2007 11:40:25 AM

Geoff bored & listening to the ABC while floating around the office waiting for something to happen???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on January 04, 2007, 11:12:10 AM
1908980 12:24:19 04-01-07 MV INFO: Brendan Respond: 12 month strike team to Christmas Island, Indian Ocean. Map; Middle of filtered nowhere! See you next year guys, Brendan - MAWSON BASE
                                                 

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on January 04, 2007, 08:06:40 PM
1909509   18:46:33   04-01-07   FROM DAVID HAWKE 08xxxxxxxx NO NEED TO RET CALL BUT CAN IF NEED TO RE FEMALE TOILET OF THE LONG GULLY TOILETS THERE IS A LARGE BROWN GERMAN SHEPHERD TYPE DOG AND IT HAS A DRINKING BOWL IN THERE WITH IT
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on January 05, 2007, 09:05:51 AM
MFS: RESPOND Flooding/Salvage 05/01/07 10:25,2 BANGALLA RD,SEAVIEW DOWNS, MAP 152 P 15 ,,30000 LT WOODEN SWIMMING POOL WITH LINER ABOUT TO LET GO, P1,DAILY INC. NO. 29,72820 421*CFSRES:

Priority 1 to the pool! At least it's hot weather - there are worse places to be. Don't like the chances of getting it refilled, though!

Chirpy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chirp / Vibrate on January 05, 2007, 09:06:58 AM
10:29:38 05-01-07 AS10 THOUGHT YOU WERE CHILLING YOU JOCKS IN THE FREEZER

Hmmm, it MUST be hot.

Chirps
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 05, 2007, 12:21:36 PM
MFS: RESPOND Flooding/Salvage 05/01/07 10:25,2 BANGALLA RD,SEAVIEW DOWNS, MAP 152 P 15 ,,30000 LT WOODEN SWIMMING POOL WITH LINER ABOUT TO LET GO, P1,DAILY INC. NO. 29,72820 421*CFSRES:

Priority 1 to the pool! At least it's hot weather - there are worse places to be. Don't like the chances of getting it refilled, though!

Chirpy

I certainly would not like 3000 litres of water going through my house or next door neighbour. Pity the water would have been chlorinated, not sure if that would be any good being pumped on to multiple gardens. Could make a great sprinkler if the outlet hose sprayed into the air for kids to play in  :wink:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 05, 2007, 02:08:23 PM
^^Ah that would be a 30,000lt pool i believe now that would make a mess!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 05, 2007, 04:12:28 PM
1916063 17:38:34 05-01-07 PP81 DOES GRASSHOPPER WANT TO DO A SHIFT SWAP SO HE CAN WORK WITH BEAR

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on January 07, 2007, 10:45:28 PM
1900144 17:28:20 07-01-07 Earth calling Stuart - Please return MOOT to normal. Regards Steve

Didnt know NASA were using the GRN as well.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 09, 2007, 01:33:17 PM
Quote
F132 SILLY GIRL QUESTION... REPLY YES OR NO ON RADIO... DOES IT HAVE FUEL IN IT? :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 12, 2007, 01:37:27 PM
1916083 14:06:33 12-01-07 V76 Cat3 Harriet Rd, Vivonne Bay

Now that would be a really long wait for an ambulance to come :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 12, 2007, 05:23:34 PM
1916083 14:06:33 12-01-07 V76 Cat3 Harriet Rd, Vivonne Bay

Now that would be a really long wait for an ambulance to come :-o

1908931 14:05:12 12-01-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: PARNDANA RESPOND MVA, HARRIET RD, APPROX 17KM FROM VIVONNE BAY SHOPS TOWARDS PARNDANA. SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER... 

At least CFS are closer eh :-D

Fortunately the Kingscote Ambos got dispatched a bit earlier

1916022 14:03:16 12-01-07 KS81 Cat2 Harriet Rd, Vivonne Bay
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 13, 2007, 03:33:14 PM
Well not ammusing but looks like something hit the fan......

1908002 11:24:56 13-01-07 URGMSG: Chatty has been suspended by DCO McLeod effective immediately - please direct your phone calls to RM Thorne 04xx xxx xxx
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on January 13, 2007, 07:13:15 PM
MMMM I wounder if he was the rude bloke in MUNDOO car one the other day at mount bold?????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 13, 2007, 07:36:36 PM
If he was bald on top then i know exactly who you would be talking about, i didn't think they let him out of the cage that much :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on January 13, 2007, 09:00:26 PM
Not an ammusing msg:

1928924 19:59:59 13-01-07 1of2:FYI - MD1 Paul Clark was involved in a crash responding to a case today - this is to confirm he is OK - an info fax has been sent to metro stations with
1928924 20:00:03 13-01-07 2of2:similar info as per discussion with Keith Driscoll - regards, Mike Perry

 :-o :?

Does anyone know what happened?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on January 14, 2007, 07:26:08 AM
MMMM I wounder if he was the rude bloke in MUNDOO car one the other day at mount bold?????

It sounds like he is an SES member as Stuart Macleod is DCO of the SES and John Thorne is the Regional Manager of Central Region...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 14, 2007, 07:38:24 AM
If he was bald on top then i know exactly who you would be talking about, i didn't think they let him out of the cage that much :lol:

Wroked out it wasn't who i thought it would be :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on January 14, 2007, 12:30:19 PM
it was not a SES member as this was on the fire ground....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 14, 2007, 04:14:45 PM
At the moment some changes are occurring has part of a documented process. This has been ongoing for a long period of time.

I would appreciate if people would not speculate futher while this 'political hot potato' is sorted out.

Stuart McLeod was at Kangarilla in putty SES uniform on 11th January. Multiple other SES people from multiple SES Units were at Kangarilla & other locations during the Mt Bold Fires.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 14, 2007, 04:28:34 PM
These comments dont fall under amusing pager messages

Moderators:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 15, 2007, 06:47:30 AM
There are no issues with commenting on pager messages.

But it is asked that people pay due regard to the fact that 'we don't know whats behind the message'.

This has caused several debates before, and in this case it is best we let the SES DCO deal with the matter rather than try and analyse a single message....

***
On to the next ammusing message my good people  :-D
***
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on January 15, 2007, 12:34:03 PM
1928013   11:38:49   15-01-07   MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 15/01/07 11:38,37 SYMONDS ST,PORT PIRIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT UP A TREE,DAILY INC. NO. 18,7662
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on January 15, 2007, 01:03:00 PM
1925577 19:58:38 14-01-07 F174 IF YOU HAVE YOUR PRAWNS YOU CAN PISS OFF HOME !

 :-D Comms Operator upset they didnt buy any for them???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 16, 2007, 02:00:25 PM
1925389 15:16:48 16-01-07 MFS: RETAINED CREW CHANGE QUARTERS TO PORT AUGUSTA - FROM SO HAYNES TAKE AIRCONDITIONED APPLIANCE


Oh you think 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: ltbawds on January 16, 2007, 03:10:48 PM
1928926 15:17:37 16-01-07 1of2:Hello Lee, I won't be able to come tonight, I spoke to mum and it's pub night tonight with Nanna because she has bowls tomorrow night instead of tonight

Gee isn't that nice taking nanna to the pub
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on January 16, 2007, 03:25:42 PM
1928926 15:17:37 16-01-07 1of2:Hello Lee, I won't be able to come tonight, I spoke to mum and it's pub night tonight with Nanna because she has bowls tomorrow night instead of tonight

Gee isn't that nice taking nanna to the pub

you missed part 2:
15:17:41  16-01-07  2of2:because of the heat! Thanks 4 the invite though I appreciate it! Ta, Elle
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on January 17, 2007, 10:02:33 AM
ah, some of the absolute garbage and finds its way onto this thread!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JamesGar on January 17, 2007, 01:29:59 PM
1911324 14:47:16 17-01-07 Want to meet for lunch??? "This e-mail and any attachments to it (the "Communication") is, unless otherwise stated, confidential, may contain copyright material and is for the use only of the intended recipient. If you receive the Communic

followed by:

1911363 14:48:31 17-01-07 hell yeah! i'm horny This e-mail contains proprietary information some or all of which may be legally privileged. If you are not the intended recipient you must not use, disclose, distribute, copy, print, or rely on this e-mail. Whilst rea

Jeez how about keeping it private!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on January 17, 2007, 03:01:14 PM
jeez, that sounds a little behind closed doors.

by the way, welcome back, jamesgar. long time no see! You missed the crank invasion.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 17, 2007, 04:02:38 PM
Nice appearance on the news the other night too James :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JamesGar on January 18, 2007, 09:01:50 AM
Thanks guys,

New role with work been a bit hectic in the past few months.  Will hopefully be around a buit more!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on January 18, 2007, 10:30:39 AM
1928795   11:11:26   18-01-07   SHQ: *CFSRES: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP < 18/01/2007 11:11:15
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on January 18, 2007, 04:17:09 PM
Hey jono, i think you have been taking your pager to to many night clubs.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 18, 2007, 06:05:32 PM
1909235  19:30:29  18-01-07  KEILIRA TEST CALL FROM ROOT CONS OFFICER

Huh ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 18, 2007, 07:44:48 PM
1928011 21:02:11 18-01-07 Stop call issued for pussy retrieval - from SDO - no need to acknowledge



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on January 18, 2007, 07:48:33 PM
1909235  19:30:29  18-01-07  KEILIRA TEST CALL FROM ROOT CONS OFFICER

Huh ?
Maybe meant to be group comms officer?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 19, 2007, 11:48:53 AM
SHQ: *CFSRES: KADINA RESPOND BUILDING FIRE, SAMARA'S HOUSE, PALM COVE, NORTH BEACH TOWNSHIP <19/01/2007 11:33:09

MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 19/01/07 11:34,WALLAROO MFS,WALLAROO, MAP 0 0 0 ,,RESPONDING WITH KADINA CFS TO SMOKE FROM HOUSE AT PALM COVE, THE BIG HOUSE?,DAILY INC. NO. 39,671*CFSRES:

SHQ: *CFSRES: KADINA **STOP CALL** , WAS A SWARM OF BUGS NOT SMOKE < 19/01/2007 11:36:50

MFS: STOP FOR PALM COVE, CALLER REPORTS WHAT SHE THOUGHT WAS SMOKE WAS ACTUALLY A SWARM OF INSECTS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on January 20, 2007, 11:16:01 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: MCLAREN FLAT RESPOND TRANSFORMER FIRE, LOT 13 KANGARILLA RD, MCLAREN FLAT. OPPOSITE FIRE STATION. TRANSFORMER FIRE ON POLE. ETSA ADVISED... < 20/01/2007 18:15:39
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on January 21, 2007, 06:33:54 AM
SHQ: *CFSRES: MCLAREN FLAT RESPOND TRANSFORMER FIRE, LOT 13 KANGARILLA RD, MCLAREN FLAT. OPPOSITE FIRE STATION. TRANSFORMER FIRE ON POLE. ETSA ADVISED... < 20/01/2007 18:15:39

Death to Optimus Prime!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on January 21, 2007, 06:48:40 PM
 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on January 23, 2007, 02:51:10 PM
1908551 22:43:52 22-01-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600
 LU181 Cat2 Main St, Conmurra  -= SAAS Lucindale =-

1908551 23:26:47 22-01-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600
 LU181 CHECK ALL HOMES PRIOR TO BREAKING INTO NEXT HOUSE - EX SHIFT MANGR  -= SAAS Lucindale =-

1908551 23:48:03 22-01-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600
 LU181 CREW PLEASE CALL BRIAN STRATHERN MT GAMBIER POLICE 8735 1020 ASAP  -= SAAS Lucindale =-



OOPS. :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on January 24, 2007, 11:31:31 AM
Mawson Group Info: McLaren Flat 34 offline for next 2-3 hours for minor repairs. from McLaren Flat Station 24/01/07 11:58:52 AM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 24, 2007, 12:08:32 PM
Mawson Group Info: McLaren Flat 34 offline for next 2-3 hours for minor repairs. from McLaren Flat Station 24/01/07 11:58:52 AM

I struggle to work out how that should be a group info page..  - I could understand the individual station and a GO page, but a page to the whole group I believe is un-necessary..  If it was deemed absolutely necessary then maybe the GO can make the decision to inform the group..

If I got group pages every second day informing me of a brigades vehicle being offline (particularly if that brigade was on the other side of the group) .. I would end up throwing my pager in the bin !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on January 24, 2007, 01:18:00 PM
I just found it amusing that their new baby is out of action....

Mc Flat and Kangy both send out group info pages when their trucks are out of action
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 24, 2007, 03:23:46 PM
Yeah, thats what I can't work out.. Why hassle the few hundred vollies in that group when a single page can be sent to the GO.. Maybe on a TFB if he decides it is relevant he can page who he see's fit.. ??


Too many trigger happy pager addicts !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on January 24, 2007, 03:29:00 PM
Believe it or not it is handy to know if your an officer when you get a job and may require there assistance esspecialy during bushfire season, you know not to respond them but the next brigade in the response plans.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 24, 2007, 03:34:08 PM
I don't think 200 odd members of the group need to be bothered with the fact..

But, people may agree or disagree.. however I have seen such pager messages at 8 o'clock on a sunday morning before.. Quite frankly that would give me the sheits !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on January 24, 2007, 06:41:46 PM
I just found it amusing that their new baby is out of action....

Mc Flat and Kangy both send out group info pages when their trucks are out of action

isn't it mclaren vale that have the new baby cheech? From memory (which could be wrong) mclaren flat have an old hino gt as their 34
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on January 24, 2007, 06:53:31 PM
Mc Laren Flat 34 is an Isuzu from one of the previous builds. It is handy for officers from other brigades to know what resources are available for back up. The GO doesnt go to every call does he/she.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 24, 2007, 07:39:23 PM
Mawson Group Info: McLaren Flat 34 offline for next 2-3 hours for minor repairs. from McLaren Flat Station 24/01/07 11:58:52 AM

Hey Pixie,

You are getting confused McLaren Flat is an Isuzu and McLaren Vale's new baby is a Hino 34.

And ath the above applies....McLaren Vale 34 is a new Hino :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on January 24, 2007, 10:23:42 PM
Yeah, I realised that just after i got off the computer, and the pager went off again saying it was back in service...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 25, 2007, 11:26:08 AM
Mc Laren Flat 34 is an Isuzu from one of the previous builds. It is handy for officers from other brigades to know what resources are available for back up. The GO doesnt go to every call does he/she.

He/she should be aware of all movements with appliances within the group.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 25, 2007, 01:30:57 PM
1905665 10:45:20 25-01-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 25/01/07 10:44,WATTLE DR,MCCRACKEN, MAP 309 Q 7 ,,NEAR RAILWAY LINE AND BUS STOP 3,DAILY INC. NO. 33,719*CFSRES:

 1908891 10:34:33 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: GOOLWA YOU ARE RESPONDING TO SLEEPERS ALIGHT ON RAILWAY LINE. < 25/01/2007 10:34:22

1908891 10:33:20 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: GOOLWA RESPOND VICTOR HARBOR - GOOLWA RD, BITUMAN CROSSING AT MIDDLETON 50-60 MTR OUT TOWARDS GOOLWA. < 25/01/2007 10:33:07

 1908891 10:24:08 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: PT ELLIOT & MIDDLETON RESPOND GRASS FIRE NEXT TO RAILRAY LINE - OUT OF PT ELLIOTT, NEAR CARAVAN PARK, BETWEEN BASHAM BEACH - PT ELLIOT - ON RIGHT HAND SIDE (SEA SIDE) < 25/01/2007 10:23:56

Gotta hate it when steam ranger loses hot stuff and starts about 30+ fires in sleepers between Goolwa and Victor Harbour :roll:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on January 25, 2007, 02:59:07 PM

He/she should be aware of all movements with appliances within the group.
[/quote]
I would think that all GOs would, its just sometimes they dont pass that info on when you get a job and want backup asap.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 25, 2007, 03:31:06 PM
Then thats the problem that needs to be rectified.. Not paging 200 CFS members at 8 in the morning advising of a brigade's truck travels for the day...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: aust_fire1 on January 26, 2007, 03:33:24 PM
1905665 10:45:20 25-01-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 25/01/07 10:44,WATTLE DR,MCCRACKEN, MAP 309 Q 7 ,,NEAR RAILWAY LINE AND BUS STOP 3,DAILY INC. NO. 33,719*CFSRES:

 1908891 10:34:33 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: GOOLWA YOU ARE RESPONDING TO SLEEPERS ALIGHT ON RAILWAY LINE. < 25/01/2007 10:34:22

1908891 10:33:20 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: GOOLWA RESPOND VICTOR HARBOR - GOOLWA RD, BITUMAN CROSSING AT MIDDLETON 50-60 MTR OUT TOWARDS GOOLWA. < 25/01/2007 10:33:07

 1908891 10:24:08 25-01-07 SHQ: CFSRES: PT ELLIOT & MIDDLETON RESPOND GRASS FIRE NEXT TO RAILRAY LINE - OUT OF PT ELLIOTT, NEAR CARAVAN PARK, BETWEEN BASHAM BEACH - PT
ELLIOT - ON RIGHT HAND SIDE (SEA SIDE) < 25/01/2007 10:23:56

Gotta hate it when steam ranger loses hot stuff and starts about 30+ fires in sleepers between Goolwa and Victor Harbour :roll:

All 3 brigades would all be primary responses to. We had 22 of them here. Should have listed it as 22 calls..Boost the stats.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on January 26, 2007, 06:58:54 PM
yeah but do really wanna fill in 22 reports at once?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 26, 2007, 09:04:40 PM
We were joking about that, i'm glad that seperate reports werent needed, AREA BURNT? 30cm2 :roll: WATER USED? 3 lt
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on January 27, 2007, 01:45:59 AM
We were joking about that, i'm glad that seperate reports werent needed, AREA BURNT? 30cm2 :roll: WATER USED? 3 lt

damn trains. added problem of living where steam trains are still operating.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 27, 2007, 08:48:03 AM
1908904 09:52:29 27-01-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: BRUKUNGA RESPOND STOCK ON ROAD, PYRITES RD, BRUKUNGA - JUST PAST CFS STATION. FROM BRUKUNGA CAPT 

 :roll: Not again what are cows up to this time  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 27, 2007, 10:59:27 AM
yeah but do really wanna fill in 22 reports at once?

Now come on Camo...you were complaining the other week that someone in your brigade ISNT doing that :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on January 27, 2007, 11:42:27 AM
yeah dont mind filling in the reports but 22 at one time?  My hand gets writers cramp after one line let alone 22 reports!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 27, 2007, 11:50:08 AM
1908904 09:52:29 27-01-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: BRUKUNGA RESPOND STOCK ON ROAD, PYRITES RD, BRUKUNGA - JUST PAST CFS STATION. FROM BRUKUNGA CAPT 

 :roll: Not again what are cows up to this time  :-D

Moooooooooovving on :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on January 27, 2007, 12:13:30 PM
lucky it wasnt sheep on the road as well that would have been baaaaaaaad
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 27, 2007, 12:35:04 PM
You just had to jinx it didnt ya :-P

1908870 12:40:25 27-01-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CHERRYVILLE RESPOND ANIMAL RESCUE, LOT 99 FERNHURST RD, CHERYVILLE - SHEEP STUCK IN RAINWATER TANK. CONTACT DETAILS AVAILABLE FROM SOCC 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on January 27, 2007, 12:42:04 PM
hahahahahahaha posted that message after the sheep got stuck so dont go ringing PETA  :-P (havng said that did not se that pager message so wasnt rigged :mrgreen: )
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: loopylou on January 27, 2007, 10:45:42 PM
just wondering if anyone out there is running PDW, and if so does anyone bother with adding capcodes to the filters.ini file, and if so does anyone want to swap?
I have around 1950 logged capcodes and about 1000 positive id's.  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on January 29, 2007, 10:33:32 AM
yeah dont mind filling in the reports but 22 at one time?  My hand gets writers cramp after one line let alone 22 reports!

you still do it by hand hey?  we've got one person in the brigade who does that, the rest use the computer.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on January 30, 2007, 03:29:50 PM
1919314   16:52:24 30-01-07 THE NEW BW34 TRUCK IS TO ARRIVE ON THURSDAY - WILL HAVE A BYO BBQ AT 18:00 & TRAINING TO USE THE NEW APPLIANCE AT 18:30 - ALL MEMBERS TO ATTEND PLEASE

Who's the lucky lot :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 30, 2007, 04:02:45 PM
Browns Well      :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on January 30, 2007, 09:03:01 PM
Is it a new one or a refurbished one?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 30, 2007, 09:18:34 PM
They do 10-15 jobs a year so probably a refurb???? But who knows maybe a new one??

What are peoples opinions on really quiet brigades getting new appliances?

Yes it is good for morale to have a brand spankin new one in the shed but is it a wasted couple hundred thousand dollars a brand newie going to a brigade that will barely use it.

Are they better off just getting hand me downs??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on January 30, 2007, 09:36:16 PM
yes
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 31, 2007, 08:00:43 AM
mundcfs i would say that depends a lot on the individual brigade and there response area
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: medevac on January 31, 2007, 08:37:52 AM
10:05:06 31-01-07 OH81 Cat3 7 Morning Glory Av, O'halloran Hill 165 G12


possibly a viagra overdose??? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: loopylou on January 31, 2007, 09:59:48 AM
Yeah, nice one. read that this morning but it didn't click till i saw your comment. lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on January 31, 2007, 12:53:00 PM
They do 10-15 jobs a year so probably a refurb???? But who knows maybe a new one??

What are peoples opinions on really quiet brigades getting new appliances?

Yes it is good for morale to have a brand spankin new one in the shed but is it a wasted couple hundred thousand dollars a brand newie going to a brigade that will barely use it.

Are they better off just getting hand me downs??

I remember someone saying to me the general rule of thumb was -

Brigades that attend:

0-20 - hand me down every 10 years (so roughly a 10 year old refurb and they will keep it until its 20)
20-50 - will keep there truck for the full 20 years and replaced with a newbie.
50+ - new truck every 10 years.

Now obviously this isnt set in cement but just a general guide.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on January 31, 2007, 01:41:05 PM
Quote
I remember someone saying to me the general rule of thumb was -

Brigades that attend:

0-20 - hand me down every 10 years (so roughly a 10 year old refurb and they will keep it until its 20)
20-50 - will keep there truck for the full 20 years and replaced with a newbie.
50+ - new truck every 10 years.

Now obviously this isnt set in cement but just a general guide.

All depends on what risks are in your area and what is changing in infastructure and development.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 01, 2007, 10:12:02 AM
11:05:14  01-02-07  U relax...I will save the lives 2day
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 03, 2007, 06:50:08 AM

03:31:16 03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: EXERCISE ONLY: Green Patch Nth Shields Respond Scrub Fire at The Pines, Cnr Flinders Hwy/Western Approach Road 3/02/07 03:33:12

04:07:31  03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: CFSRES: GREENPATCH PLEASE RESPOND TO STATION FOR EXERCISE 3/02/07 04:06:56

I'm not surprised they didn't respond to an exercise at 3:30am in the morning :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: standpipe on February 03, 2007, 07:00:36 AM
 :? :?
This as got to be a joke right ? and not a very good one..............
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 03, 2007, 08:58:21 AM

03:31:16 03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: EXERCISE ONLY: Green Patch Nth Shields Respond Scrub Fire at The Pines, Cnr Flinders Hwy/Western Approach Road 3/02/07 03:33:12

04:07:31  03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: CFSRES: GREENPATCH PLEASE RESPOND TO STATION FOR EXERCISE 3/02/07 04:06:56

I'm not surprised they didn't respond to an exercise at 3:30am in the morning :lol: :roll:


Exercise Daybreak

They have done them  before....all night exercises.  although its at an odd hour of the day its probaly the best time to get everyone together.

i remember the strath group doing one about 15 year ago when my old man was with Milang.  Apparently a lot of fun.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 03, 2007, 09:09:46 AM
Wonder if they got bacon and eggs for breakfast :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 03, 2007, 09:35:03 AM
1905665 10:24:44 03-02-07 MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 03/02/07 10:24,40 GREENHILLS RD,VICTOR HARBOR, MAP 309 H 5 ,,,DAILY INC. NO. 28,719*CFSRES:

1909068 10:33:37 03-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: HINDMARSH VALLEY AND TANKER RESPOND HOUSEFIRE 40 GREENHILLS RD, VICTOR HARBOUR, ASSIST MFS FULLY INVOLVED.. 

1919086 10:41:50 03-02-07 console0:K99 house fire, 40 Greenhills Rd Victor Harbor. est. >$25K (upwards of $40K)

Hmmm single appliance to a confirmed house fire before calling for backup :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 03, 2007, 09:42:08 AM
The first page is just responding Victor..(Even though there is the appliance code at the end of the message, it is up to the station if they want to send 2 appliances to the job)..


They have two appliances.. 711 & 719
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on February 03, 2007, 11:09:20 AM
Victor Harbor MFS did send 2 appliances to the job. The same for most MFS regional stations with multiple appliances, they will only put the appliance code for one on the message.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 03, 2007, 01:15:41 PM
Victor Harbor MFS did send 2 appliances to the job. The same for most MFS regional stations with multiple appliances, they will only put the appliance code for one on the message.

Roger that
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 03, 2007, 01:28:19 PM
They're having a bit of a run at the moment they had a couple small domestics and one small commercial fire last month, those BA seats in their new pumper are getting a workout.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on February 03, 2007, 03:05:56 PM
1908967 13:13:05 03-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: KANGARILLA RESPOND CUT HILL ROAD, COLLAPSED PERSON REQUIRING FIRST AID ASAP. > 03/02/2007 1:12:52 PM

Apprantly Kangrallia are now ambos too.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 03, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
1908967 13:13:05 03-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: KANGARILLA RESPOND CUT HILL ROAD, COLLAPSED PERSON REQUIRING FIRST AID ASAP. > 03/02/2007 1:12:52 PM

Apparently Kangrallia are now ambos too.....

SAAS crews were responded from Meadows and O'Halloran Hill.Due to Cat1 closest emergency resource is dispatched as backup,and Kangarilla have an Oxy Viva :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on February 03, 2007, 06:39:23 PM
Good argument for the first responder qualifications for rural brigades.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 05, 2007, 09:37:21 AM

03:31:16 03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: EXERCISE ONLY: Green Patch Nth Shields Respond Scrub Fire at The Pines, Cnr Flinders Hwy/Western Approach Road 3/02/07 03:33:12

04:07:31  03-02-07 FROM LINC BASE: CFSRES: GREENPATCH PLEASE RESPOND TO STATION FOR EXERCISE 3/02/07 04:06:56

I'm not surprised they didn't respond to an exercise at 3:30am in the morning :lol: :roll:


Exercise Daybreak

They have done them  before....all night exercises.  although its at an odd hour of the day its probaly the best time to get everyone together.

i remember the strath group doing one about 15 year ago when my old man was with Milang.  Apparently a lot of fun.

SES have done this previously either within a Unit, multi-Unit or region basis. Normally a multi-task incident, or a major single location with multiple casualties (eg USAR or Land Search).

Incident controllers and others get a work out controlling crew rotations, logistics (fuel, water, food, vehicles, shelter, transport, etc). Individuals learn more about how they cope with stress & fatigue.

Have seen it also run as a desktop exercise where extra issues of a rescue vehicle is lost be an explosion in the middle of the incident or a crew member is confirmed injured. Really makes you think.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 05, 2007, 09:07:54 PM
1908545 22:30:12 05-02-07 NC188 HERERS YOUR REQUEST TO MAKE YOUR PANTS VIBRATE !!! DONT LOAD YOUR PT JUST YET PLS LADIES !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: lilmiss_firey on February 05, 2007, 09:40:07 PM
1908545 22:30:12 05-02-07 NC188 HERERS YOUR REQUEST TO MAKE YOUR PANTS VIBRATE !!! DONT LOAD YOUR PT JUST YET PLS LADIES !

wtf

lol... i saw that and was gonna put that in here... wired pages sometimes!!!  :roll: :roll: :-o :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 05, 2007, 09:50:46 PM
SAAS's operators with nothing better to do :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 06, 2007, 11:50:14 AM
1927119 13:03:18 06-02-07 WHO DO I HAVE TO HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET A COPY OF THE MENTAL HEALTH POWER POINT PRESENTATION PLS PH CRAIG :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 08, 2007, 11:43:35 AM
12:38:53 08-02-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 08/02/07 12:38,5 PETER PL,HILLBANK, MAP 62 D 9 ,,,DAILY INC. NO. 28,331*CFSRES:

12:41:54 08-02-07 MFS: CHANNEL 7 NEWS JUST RANG ABOUT THIS CAT. THEY MAY ATTEND. MUST BE A SLOW NEWS DAY


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 08, 2007, 02:40:07 PM
12:38:53 08-02-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 08/02/07 12:38,5 PETER PL,HILLBANK, MAP 62 D 9 ,,,DAILY INC. NO. 28,331*CFSRES:

12:41:54 08-02-07 MFS: CHANNEL 7 NEWS JUST RANG ABOUT THIS CAT. THEY MAY ATTEND. MUST BE A SLOW NEWS DAY

 :lol:

And I thought it was illegal for anyone to take action from a scanner ? Three minutes is a very good response time ?   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ryan on February 08, 2007, 06:38:14 PM
the advantages of living at a station and having a big red truck with flashing lights and sirens :-P

Dont the news always get their info from scanners and pager site?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on February 08, 2007, 06:55:34 PM
Quote
And I thought it was illegal for anyone to take action from a scanner ? Three minutes is a very good response time ?

It was also illegal until very recently to record something off the television with your video recorder and play it back, sometimes it is not practicable to enforce every law.

Most of the stuff the news crews get is from the scanner and pager programs.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on February 08, 2007, 08:01:56 PM
And I thought it was illegal for anyone to take action from a scanner ? Three minutes is a very good response time

hay we have a 3 min response time for 80% of the call outs.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on February 08, 2007, 09:38:24 PM
And I thought it was illegal for anyone to take action from a scanner ?

I had a phone call from one of the girls at the Advertiser when I called in a flooding job at the shopping center I work in. She seemed a little surprised when I started asking her how legal it was for her to be using my info from pager messages.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on February 09, 2007, 10:24:52 AM
Dont the news always get their info from scanners and pager site?

I think it's fairly clear from that example that Ch7 (and so probably the others too) have their own paging decoders (which I have long suspected) rather than using the paging website.  3 mins is not enough time for the site to update, them to ring MFS, and MFS to send out the second page.  Plus of course the media have been doing that long before the paging website was started.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on February 09, 2007, 12:19:55 PM
Of course they have their own! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on February 09, 2007, 12:44:08 PM
1919398 13:32:14 09-02-07 MURRAY BRIDGE PUMPER HAS RETURNED TO STATION & CREW STOOD DOWN FROM MURRAY BRIDGE CAPTAIN

No your not.
1919398 13:33:24 09-02-07 SHQ: CFSRES MURRAY BRIDGE RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 2 MURRAWONG WAY, MURRAY BRIDGE < 09/02/2007 13:33:11
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 09, 2007, 09:27:25 PM
1919398 13:32:14 09-02-07 MURRAY BRIDGE PUMPER HAS RETURNED TO STATION & CREW STOOD DOWN FROM MURRAY BRIDGE CAPTAIN

No your not.
1919398 13:33:24 09-02-07 SHQ: CFSRES MURRAY BRIDGE RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 2 MURRAWONG WAY, MURRAY BRIDGE < 09/02/2007 13:33:11


They had a busy afternoon first job was a fatality :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 10, 2007, 07:28:56 PM
1929080 19:41:18 10-02-07 SHQ: GET OUT !! > 10/02/2007 19:41:06

Wonder what this was about?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on February 10, 2007, 08:50:21 PM
Quote
RP181 HI....CALLER THINKS SHE WAS SMOKING ICE...DIDN'T WANT TO SAY THAT OVER RADIO THO

...so i will send a page out so people can read it...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on February 10, 2007, 09:44:58 PM
1908021   22:49:4810-02-07MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 10/02/07 22:48,POMONA RD,STIRLING, MAP 145 E 12 ,,1 FOOT DIAM TREE 3/4 ACROSS ROAD PRIORITY 2 - CALLER HERMAN DEROOS PHONE **********,DAILY INC. NO. 69,73420*CFSRES:

Then
1908991   22:52:16 10-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: STIRLING RESPOND TREE DOWN, POMANA RD, STIRLING. TRAFFIC HAZARD. < 10/02/2007 10:52:04 PM

If the first one is SES then why send CFS ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on February 10, 2007, 10:06:35 PM
CFS are a lot closer than SES from Sturt and got the job done before SES arrived.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 11, 2007, 08:54:21 AM
1908021   22:49:4810-02-07MFS: RESPOND Tree Down 10/02/07 22:48,POMONA RD,STIRLING, MAP 145 E 12 ,,1 FOOT DIAM TREE 3/4 ACROSS ROAD PRIORITY 2 - CALLER HERMAN DEROOS PHONE ************,DAILY INC. NO. 69,73420*CFSRES:

Then
1908991   22:52:16 10-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: STIRLING RESPOND TREE DOWN, POMANA RD, STIRLING. TRAFFIC HAZARD. < 10/02/2007 10:52:04 PM

If the first one is SES then why send CFS ?


Its usually a good idea to hide peoples phone numbers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: ltbawds on February 11, 2007, 03:56:39 PM
1925576 03:34:16 11-02-07 BP171 HI...FYI THE DRIVER IS THE OFF DUTY SAPOL OFFICER...ALSO ? INTOXICATED...

1925576 03:35:27 11-02-07 BP171 SORRY...AFTER ANOTHER CALL FROM SAPOL....OFFICER IS NOT THE DRIVER

Hmm someone had a big night :-o :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on February 11, 2007, 08:32:58 PM
I was disgusted to see a pager message yesterday about a police officer who committed suicide - the message named the officer...

Someone needs to get their arse kicked for that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on February 12, 2007, 04:28:47 AM
I was disgusted to see a pager message yesterday about a police officer who committed suicide - the message named the officer...

Someone needs to get their filtered kicked for that.

If anyone has a copy of the pager msg can they please contact me off forum so I can forward it to the right people for the appropriate attention.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on February 12, 2007, 10:36:53 AM
I was disgusted to see a pager message yesterday about a police officer who committed suicide - the message named the officer...

Someone needs to get their filtered kicked for that.

I was disgusted that someone's private pager message was published on the internet.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on February 12, 2007, 10:38:37 AM
If the first one is SES then why send CFS ?

because it should have been a CFS response in the first place.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Stefan KIRKMOE on February 12, 2007, 03:47:00 PM
Hey SAPol boy.... already done re that page this morning...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 12, 2007, 10:36:11 PM
1928013 20:04:25 12-02-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/02/07 20:03,MAIN NORTH RD,AUBURN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,STOP FOR CALL NO LONGER REQUIRED,DAILY INC. NO. 55,76929*CFSRES:

Don't know if I'ld like to recieve a stop call in the form of a response page.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on February 12, 2007, 11:00:59 PM
1928013 20:04:25 12-02-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/02/07 20:03,MAIN NORTH RD,AUBURN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,STOP FOR CALL NO LONGER REQUIRED,DAILY INC. NO. 55,76929*CFSRES:

Don't know if I'ld like to recieve a stop call in the form of a response page.

Wasnt the response page..

19:48:12 12-02-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/02/07 19:47,MAIN NORTH RD,AUBURN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,2 KM NORTH AUBURN PILLIAN PASSANGER MISSING GOLD LANDROVER ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 55,76929*CFSRES
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 13, 2007, 02:33:01 PM
^^I think he/she means that the tone 7 would have dropped for a stop call.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 13, 2007, 03:25:30 PM
1928013 20:04:25 12-02-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/02/07 20:03,MAIN NORTH RD,AUBURN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,STOP FOR CALL NO LONGER REQUIRED,DAILY INC. NO. 55,76929*CFSRES:

Don't know if I'ld like to recieve a stop call in the form of a response page.

Wasnt the response page..

19:48:12 12-02-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/02/07 19:47,MAIN NORTH RD,AUBURN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,2 KM NORTH AUBURN PILLIAN PASSANGER MISSING GOLD LANDROVER ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 55,76929*CFSRES

Yes it was any page with CFSRES in the thread automatically activates Tone 7 :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on February 13, 2007, 04:24:21 PM
Gee this is unusual :)

16:11:33 13-02-07 STIRLING PUMPER OFFLINE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - FROM STUART
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 14, 2007, 01:07:23 PM
1909787 13:19:39 14-02-07 SHQ: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE. ;) 

:roll: Sigh dont tell me they have nap time at SOC  :lol:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 14, 2007, 04:09:29 PM
1908977 17:35:40 14-02-07 HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* NO M/MEETING TONIGHT DUE TO LACK OF ROMANCE ON THIS DAY.MEETING WILL BE ON MONDAY NIGHT.CAPT :()

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 14, 2007, 08:31:49 PM
1928011 17:41:14 14-02-07 MFS: RESPOND BUILD IMPACT 14/02/07 17:39,16 FAIRFIELD DR,STRATHALBYN, MAP 251 J 15 ,,P3 CAR UNDER CARPORT GAIL GOODEVE PH 8536xxxx,DAILY INC. NO. 52,73329*CFSRES:

 1909029 18:04:14 14-02-07 SHQ: CFSRES: STRATHALBYN RESPOND MVA, 16 FAIRFIELD DR, STRATHALBYN, CAR UNDER CARPORT IMPACTING BUILDING < 14/02/2007 6:03:58 PM
 
 1924962 18:10:29 14-02-07 ST181 Cat2 16 Fairfield Dr, Strathalbyn 251 J15 OTHER HAZARD

Interesting, SES paged as priority 3, then 23mins later CFS, then 6 mins later SAAS as a Cat 2, am i missing something here. :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 14, 2007, 09:06:51 PM
Some info came across the radio later - I think from the SES - which said it was a verandah that had collapsed, and landed on an unoccupied car parked underneath... it didn't appear to be a structure collapsing, after being hit by a car.... (at least, that is what it appeared to be, from the info provided).

So the initial pager messages was perhaps, not correct........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on February 15, 2007, 06:09:29 AM
Some info came across the radio later - I think from the SES - which said it was a verandah that had collapsed, and landed on an unoccupied car parked underneath... it didn't appear to be a structure collapsing, after being hit by a car.... (at least, that is what it appeared to be, from the info provided).

So the initial pager messages was perhaps, not correct........

Thanks to my crazy sources, I can give you this much correct information:

Bloke backed his ute into carport post. It split the post right down, so the clever man then proceeded to cut the post (thinking the roof was supported in other places) It was one of those 70s houses with the carport roof being part of the main roof with tiles. The carport came down and landed against the guy's foot. That is why the ambos were called, because his foot was sore. CFS were called because there were gas bottles under the carport and also the cars were still there. CFS left the scene after the cars/gas were removed. SES pulled down the carport and tarped what was left of the roof.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 15, 2007, 06:21:08 AM
A Priority 2 request to a building impact was asked for (exact words).

As it was paged by CFS as an MVA, Ambos and Police were responded as per that SOP. (. The rescue crew on site made no mention of a MVA to SOCC - just that a car was involved, which came after the above radio transmition.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: lilmiss_firey on February 16, 2007, 12:43:37 PM
                                           (of)
14:00:59   16-02-07   W81 Cat4 Lot 9 Pain Rd, Hahndorf 159 H2
                                         
Thats an appropriate address for an ambulance 2 go!!! :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 17, 2007, 05:54:49 AM
1918613 06:53:16 17-02-07 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: , INTERNATIONAL HOTEL/MOTEL, 40 ELLEN ST, PORT PIRIE  

1918604 06:56:16 17-02-07 MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 17/02/07 06:55,ELLEN ST,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,REPORT OF FIRE IN OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL HOTEL,DAILY INC. NO. 23,549*CFSRES:

1916059 07:00:57 17-02-07 PL181 Cat2 Ellen St, Port Lincoln C220 M8 FIRE

What the???? Both Pirie crews get called for and alarm, that happens to be in port lincoln, or is this just a weird coincidence??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on February 19, 2007, 12:28:40 AM
1928882 11:50:33 18-02-07 YOUR MUM CALLED TO SAY - WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 19, 2007, 07:29:00 AM
1928882 11:50:33 18-02-07 YOUR MUM CALLED TO SAY - WHERE THE filtered ARE YOU?

Maybe Lara had a Bingle :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on February 19, 2007, 06:08:12 PM
1928882 11:50:33 18-02-07 YOUR MUM CALLED TO SAY - WHERE THE filtered ARE YOU?

Maybe Lara had a Bingle :-P

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: loopylou on February 20, 2007, 10:13:14 AM
LOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on February 20, 2007, 07:10:35 PM
1925583 19:52:38 20-02-07 AL181 Cat3 Croser Av, Aldinga Beach 223 D8 MULTIPLE HAZARDS

1927483 20:00:48 20-02-07 pr 4 - aldinga attending - ? psych with hunting knife and spear gun threatening family aldinga beach - cheers - kym

1927483 20:29:29 20-02-07 pr 4 - aldinga mobile to FMC with sapol escort ex hunting knife / spear gun scene - kym,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 21, 2007, 07:39:48 AM
1909141 08:26:25 21-02-07 DISREGARD LAST PAGE SIREN BEING TESTED - MIKE

1909132 08:24:29 21-02-07 CUDL: RESPOND CUDLEE CREEK STATION SIREN MANUALLY ACTIVATED CFSRES

I love these when they tell you to disregard after they have set the siren off instead of before :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 21, 2007, 02:48:33 PM
SHQ: I HAVE MONEY, YOU WANT ? < 21/02/2007 15:07:11

Yes please  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 21, 2007, 02:49:56 PM
LOXTON 62, Need crew for friday night to wash trucks for madigras @ 1630 Hrs

Does this mean they are gay or lesbian?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 21, 2007, 02:51:18 PM
Name:*** Number:********* Address:********* Suburb:GREENWITH - CALLED IN LAST NIGHT RE COWS KICKING THE KOALA STILL WAITING FOR RESPONSE Situation:UNLISTED

Sounds like a Classic case of school yard bullying
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 21, 2007, 03:52:47 PM
1929055   15:11:57 21-02-07  SHQ: CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON AN ALL EXPENSES PAID 12 HOUR STINT IN THE SOCC TONIGHT. PLS CONFIRM ASAP... < 21/02/2007 15:11:46

hehe! how do i confirm lol!!  grn ch.124???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: loopylou on February 21, 2007, 05:22:13 PM
1927493  PLS PH CHRIS JONES WHEN YOU ARE FREE YOU KNOW NUMBER
1924305  CHRIS - LET'S PLAY PAGER TENNIS YOUR TURN TO RETURN MY CALL LOVE & KISSES - ANDREW
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 21, 2007, 05:24:05 PM
Loopylou, you just beat me to it. i was about to post the same thing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 22, 2007, 06:06:31 PM
1908084 15:53:25 22-02-07 I HATE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Hmmm..... Curious who and why? :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 22, 2007, 06:17:55 PM
LOXTON 62, Need crew for friday night to wash trucks for madigras @ 1630 Hrs

Does this mean they are gay or lesbian?

 :lol:

For a real multicultural experience :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 22, 2007, 06:28:47 PM
1924962 19:47:59 22-02-07 BO181 Cat2 Mundulla Bowling Club Hinge St, Mundulla POLICE REQUIRED

1909337 19:49:48 22-02-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: MUNDULLA RESPOND MVA ROWNEY RD, MUNDULLA OUTSIDE THE BOWLING GREEN. CAR V TREE. FROM MT GAMBIER POLICE. ^ 22/02/2007 19:49:36

HUH, two different streets??? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on February 22, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
They could be two different MVAs but i doubt it, or it is on a corner?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 23, 2007, 01:53:47 PM
1924216 15:10:59 23-02-07 HOPE YOUR PROSTATES ARE OK PLS PH NICK  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on February 23, 2007, 04:11:22 PM
Must have been a corner. There arent too many streets in Mundulla or people.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 23, 2007, 05:50:44 PM
1912670 16:58:27 23-02-07 SHQ: SEEMS WE ARE PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS...REGION 4 ARE NOW AT CODE RED AGAIN < 23/02/2007 16:58:17
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on February 23, 2007, 06:27:47 PM
1929055 19:41:57 23-02-07 SHQ: BE AWARE YOU MAY BE ACOSTED BY DRUNKEN PERSONS NEAR THE MAIN DOOR > 23/02/2007 7:41:46 PM  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 23, 2007, 06:28:25 PM
SHQ: BE AWARE YOU MAY BE ACOSTED BY DRUNKEN PERSONS NEAR THE MAIN DOOR > 23/02/2007 7:41:42 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on February 23, 2007, 06:31:08 PM
SNAP ^
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on February 23, 2007, 08:24:55 PM
usually you get told if there has been a post made since you started typing a reply.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on February 24, 2007, 06:26:02 AM
1924305 17:28:20 23-02-07 AUSTRALIAN TEAM WANTS YOU - ARE YOU ANY GOOD - RING ME & LET ME KNOW RESULTS LOVE & KISSES ANDREW
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on February 25, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
1926498 07:49:20 25-02-07 Hi there mate can you get 3 ice coffees from woollies before you come to station.
1910145 07:37:44 25-02-07 Hi there please remember to bring deck chair. Should we get proby to pick up ice coffees? Pager id numbers have been emailed to you. Hope you don't have a tan on your cheeks. Captain
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 26, 2007, 09:22:08 AM
1908853 09:32:50 26-02-07 SHQ: MORNING ALL, AGAIN A SECOND CAR PARK PASS HAS GROWN LEGS AND DISAPPEARED. CAN EVERYONE CHECK AND MAKE SURE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY PASSES, THE 2 MISSING WILL BE CANCELLED TODAY SHOULD NO-ONE CALL IN. TA US 

:roll: When will they learn never to make car park passes that can grow feet and walk off :lol:

1908976 09:32:29 26-02-07 REMINDER TO CLARENDON MEMBERS LAST CHANCE TO BE IN X-LOTTO, BRING MONEY TO-NIGHT, AS TICKETS ARE BEING BOUGHT TO-MORROW SIGNED S.L. SNR 4

I'll give you 20 bucks dont forget to buy me a powerball 25 game maxi pick instead  :lol:

 
     
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: loopylou on February 26, 2007, 07:49:06 PM
N81 HELLO - FOLLOW ON OUTOF ED MR XXXX TO FMC WITH ANAL ABCESS PLEASE
Ouch what a pain in the .....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on March 02, 2007, 02:53:56 PM
1928011 15:59:20 02-03-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 02/03/07 15:57,GEMMELL LOC,GEMMELL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SHEEP BOGGED IN MUD. LOT 4 LONG VALLEY RD, GEMMELL. CONTACT XXXXXXXX. P3,DAILY INC. NO. 43,73329*CFSRES:

1928011 16:10:03 02-03-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 02/03/07 16:07,GEMMELL LOC,GEMMELL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SHOP BOGGED IN MUD. LOT 4 LONG VALLEY RD, GEMMELL. CONTACT XXXXXXXX. P3. STRATH SES DEFAULTED.,DAILY INC. NO. 43,72120*CFSRES:

Wow... that's what I call fast evolution... to go from a sheep to a shop in just 11 minutes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on March 02, 2007, 03:15:03 PM
Maybe they meant chop? Its pretty warm out there today..lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 02, 2007, 06:20:39 PM
FOR SALE:

CFS Sticker $4500, 1 owner, used, good condition
Attached to 1993 VR Berlina

LOL  :-D



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on March 02, 2007, 06:22:27 PM
1929055 19:43:29 02-03-07 SHQ: Yep ! < 02/03/2007 19:43:16
1928795 19:42:55 02-03-07 SHQ: IS THIS ANNOYING.............................. > 02/03/2007 7:42:43 PM

1928795 19:00:42 02-03-07 SHQ: DON'T CHA......DON'T CHA > 02/03/2007 7:00:30 PM

Pagger Tag :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on March 02, 2007, 10:08:41 PM
909787 22:55:52 02-03-07 SHQ: YEAH - JUST GOT ONE IN FOR BORDERTOWN AREA.... YAY FIRST OF THE NIGHT....... SIGH > 02/03/2007 22:55:41

Excuse Me :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 02, 2007, 11:28:08 PM
Just thought i would be the 1500th post in this thread.
Yeah, go me...

p.s. is Ammusing supposed to be spelt wrong to add to the flavour of the topic?????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 03, 2007, 08:50:01 AM
1918209 08:59:20 03-03-07 MFS: RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL 03/03/07 08:58,COOBER PEDY SES,COOBER PEDY, MAP 0 A 0 ,,MINE RESCUE PRACTISE. 9.30 A.M. TODAY. MEET AT SHED.,DAILY INC. NO. 22,75529*CFSRES:

Thats one way of getting peoples attention for training!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 05, 2007, 11:56:57 AM
1918209 08:59:20 03-03-07 MFS: RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL 03/03/07 08:58,COOBER PEDY SES,COOBER PEDY, MAP 0 A 0 ,,MINE RESCUE PRACTISE. 9.30 A.M. TODAY. MEET AT SHED.,DAILY INC. NO. 22,75529*CFSRES:

Thats one way of getting peoples attention for training!!!

Not with the above pager message, but....

Quite a few SES Units are starting training exercises from home. The members know that an exercise is to start in the morning, but not sure when. Gives the crew practise in opening the LHQ, staggered responding of vehicles (not all at the same time because of different members travel time to LHQ), senior people organising before officers arrive, etc, etc. A bit more reality in the exercise.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on March 06, 2007, 03:46:21 PM
1925510 17:06:03 06-03-07 I DONT LIKE LYING FOR YOU - MICHAEL

UH Oh :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on March 07, 2007, 03:52:20 PM
G81 Cat3 Lot 186 Pimpala Rd, Cockatoo Valley
G81 THE HOUSE IS NEXT TO A NUDIST COLONY CALLED DELANIAM



Cool now I know where it is lol. Wouldnt want to make a bum turn...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on March 07, 2007, 05:52:52 PM
1927320 19:16:38 07-03-07 SHQ: ARE YOU ALIVE???? < 07/03/2007 19:16:28

Yes what do ya want :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on March 09, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
9/03/2007 6:03:04 PM Cleve EE group, ETSA require 2 units to wash down power line from Verran then West and toward Wharminda, 2-3 per unit needed, will page when called ,morning job. Cleve , AB, Wharm Rudall.


to WASH the powerlines....?       :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 09, 2007, 08:52:16 PM
Yep....

ETSA routinely clean the insulators - move dust & grim and whatever else settles on them....

Often they use a small helicopter, with someone hanging out the side, squirting the insulators.....

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on March 09, 2007, 10:24:36 PM
seems strange...

but anyway, using CFS to do so? and on a total fire ban day? weirdys
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 10, 2007, 06:19:20 AM
1925044 00:07:20 10-03-07 SHQ: WEBSITE AND HOTLINE HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT FIRE BANS..... GOODNIGHT SLEEP TIGHT HOPE THE BEDBUGS BITE.....   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on March 10, 2007, 07:44:49 AM
Might be a fire ban day, but wont take them long to drop everything and run if they get a job.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 10, 2007, 08:05:59 AM
9/03/2007 6:03:04 PM Cleve EE group, ETSA require 2 units to wash down power line from Verran then West and toward Wharminda, 2-3 per unit needed, will page when called ,morning job. Cleve , AB, Wharm Rudall.


to WASH the powerlines....?       :-o

Could be a shocking experience for them :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on March 10, 2007, 09:04:10 AM
Might be a fire ban day, but wont take them long to drop everything and run if they get a job.

If anything probaly be a quicker response as the truck is already crewed
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on March 10, 2007, 07:36:26 PM
1916706 20:45:09 10-03-07 Oh dear, i smell

 :-D :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on March 12, 2007, 11:58:52 PM
1916060 18:07:43 12-03-07 PL84 WHERE ARE U - SILLY PAGER    :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on March 13, 2007, 12:37:31 PM
1909007 12:48:18 13-03-07 I AM LOST

1909007 12:49:37 13-03-07 NOW I AM FOUND

thanks for the update, we were just getting worried!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on March 15, 2007, 03:29:19 PM
Hi All,

I am just writing to advise you that the pager site will be out of action until Friday the 23rd of March 2007. This is due to ongoing maintenance of this service.

I would appreciate any donations in order to ease the running costs that are increasing every month. You can donate by using the paypal tab on the front of the scansa.hopto.org website.

There are currently over 500 people daily using this site, some days peaking to 1000 users!

This is putting a huge amount of load on the system, thus the need for upgrades.

Thanks

Scansa.hopto.org
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on March 16, 2007, 09:03:40 AM

how much outgoing data per day/month are we talking about?
(I assume that's the main cost?)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on March 16, 2007, 02:57:23 PM
Hi,

About 500mb in uploads, around downloads are around 150mb a day.

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on March 25, 2007, 09:37:58 AM
so that's about 15Gb per month outgoing data.  Are internode not happy with that amount of usage?  (their T&C's just says for non-commercial use but doesn't mention any data transfer figures)

Have you considered something like http://dreamhost.com ?  for about AU$10 per month you get 160Gb storage and and 1.5Tb of data transfer per month.  Or http://regtld.com is even cheaper, about AU$6 per month for 5Gb space and 250Gb transfer.

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Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 25, 2007, 05:13:05 PM
So whens the site back online???

I'm starting to get the shakes :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on March 26, 2007, 12:58:04 PM
you can run your own pdw setup quite easily rather then rely on others.


all you need is a cheap scanner, audio cable and the pdw software.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 26, 2007, 06:30:16 PM
And when you mention a cheap scanner, suitable ones are the old ones that are no longer any good for listening to trunked networks....there are likely to be lots of people with old scanners tucked away in the shed, seemingly no good anymore...

And the PDW software is free......

And again, you only need Windows 95 on your old computer to make it all work.   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on March 26, 2007, 06:49:39 PM
tell us more pip im geting an idea     :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 27, 2007, 04:33:42 PM
Not sure what other info you need, but I'll try...

The old scanners we are talking about are the old ones that everyone used to have to listen to CFS, pre-GRN days... but didn't work too well when GRN came in, and hence people tucked them away somewhere, and no longer use them.....

The PDW file is downloadable from the web for free....I'll see if I can find the address...

The PDW is a simple program, which doesn't take up huge amounts of space on your PC...and a Windows 95 machine will do the job....

More info about the scanning is available on SA Scan website 

http://users.sa.chariot.net.au/~mattb/scan/scanner.htm


Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on March 27, 2007, 04:34:59 PM
paging frequency is on the back of your pager.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 28, 2007, 03:07:09 PM
 1924963 09:36:40 28-03-07 Gumeracha Hospital being evacuated due to a bomb scare May be 33 patients to move.

 1909131 09:50:18 28-03-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: GUMERACHA & FORRESTON & BIRDWOOD FOR RESPOND PRIORITY 2 TO GUMERACHA HOSPITAL, GUMERACHA. DETAILS ON ARRIVAL. <

Jeebers don't take too long to call the fire brigade will ya's :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on March 28, 2007, 08:44:58 PM
1924963 09:36:40 28-03-07 Gumeracha Hospital being evacuated due to a bomb scare May be 33 patients to move.

 1909131 09:50:18 28-03-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: GUMERACHA & FORRESTON & BIRDWOOD FOR RESPOND PRIORITY 2 TO GUMERACHA HOSPITAL, GUMERACHA. DETAILS ON ARRIVAL. <


Yeah, they get this call a lot in the ghetto mean streets of Gumeracha's Westside! hahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 29, 2007, 01:10:08 AM
1908553 00:16:50 29-03-07 KG181 Cat2 Robe Rd, Kingston

1909230 00:19:59 29-03-07 SHQ: CFSRES: KINGSTON RESPOND MVA ADELAIDE RD, KINGSTON (POSSIBLY MENINGIE - KINGSTON RD)- UP FROM AMBULANCE SUB STATION AND NEAR BP SERVICE STATION. CAR V TREE - FROM MT GAMBIER SAPOL - DETAILS SKETCHY

 1906687 00:26:37 29-03-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 29/03/07 00:25,AGNES ST,KINGSTON, MAP 97 C 2 ,,CNR OF EAST TCE - CFS ARE ATTENDING - CAR V TREE JUST OFF THE ROAD NEAR BP STATION AND AMBULANCE STATION,DAILY INC. NO. 1,74329*CFSRES:

1908553 00:26:38 29-03-07 KG181 CANCELLED NOW, NO PATIENTS
1908553 00:27:40 29-03-07 KG181 SORRY, NOW REQUIRED HAVE FOUND A PATIENT
1924962 00:30:08 29-03-07 KG181 Cat2 Main Rd, Kingston
1908553 00:34:23 29-03-07 KG181 ONE CREW MEMBER IS ON STATION WAITING TO BE PICKED UP

Up and down we go :-P



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on March 29, 2007, 01:17:15 AM
1909272 16:38:06 28-03-07 TEST PAGE ONLY. DOES IT WORK NOW SHARN?

Yes, working now, thanks Camo  :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on March 29, 2007, 04:50:09 PM
1926429   14:19:27 29-03-07 R1HQ: PLS RING P VENNING ********** - ENQUIRING AS TO WHY MORPHETT VALE RESPONDED INTO SAMFS AREA TO ASSIST SAAS WITH DECEASED PERSON WHEN SAMFS IN ATTENDANCE. SAMFS JOB NO 30, TOC 1407 - KIM 29/03/2007 2:18:44 PM

1908967   14:08:54 29-03-07 MFS: RESPOND Assist SAAS 29/03/07 14:07,41 CHAPPEL AV,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 186 P 7 ,,ASSIST WITH LIFT OF DECEASED PATIENT,DAILY INC. NO. 30,431 8124*CFSRES:

Looks like Mawson GO isnt happy...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on March 30, 2007, 01:22:36 PM
1925578 12:38:22 30-03-07 F12 HE SAYS HE HAS A HOLE IN HIS BUM??? I THOUGHT THERE WAS MEANT TO BE ONE!!!  :-o :-o :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on March 31, 2007, 12:18:19 AM
1908967   22:48:48   30-03-07   MFS: RESPOND To 30/03/07 22:48,124 BAINS RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 L 16 ,,LADY COVERED IN PETROL THREAT TO IGNITE UNIT 2,DAILY INC. NO. 58,431 8124*CFSRES:
CFS - MAWSON GROUP

Looks like morphies are getting all the good jobs...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 31, 2007, 11:43:52 AM
1908967   22:48:48   30-03-07   MFS: RESPOND To 30/03/07 22:48,124 BAINS RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 L 16 ,,LADY COVERED IN PETROL THREAT TO IGNITE UNIT 2,DAILY INC. NO. 58,431 8124*CFSRES:
CFS - MAWSON GROUP

Looks like morphies are getting all the good jobs...

Its hardly a good job !!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on March 31, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
Have you ever heard of sarcasm mate???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on March 31, 2007, 03:33:33 PM
The thing about sarcasm detection is that it requires an awareness of body language, facial expression, intonation and inflection....all of which are lacking in the written word. Try some emoticons  :-o   :wink: Comment was in pretty poor taste tho Pixie, even if it was sarcasm - hope the woman is ok...physically at least!?  :-(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 31, 2007, 08:01:37 PM
Agrees with blue..

the use of italics on ' good ' could have also done it.  One - (or 3 in your case) fullstops to me is a statement.

Also the type of page not worth commenting on in that manner.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 01, 2007, 07:13:48 AM
1927450 00:33:59 01-04-07 MH175 CAN U PLS RETURN THE PEN U HAVE TO THE POLICEMAN, HE WANTS IT BACK   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 02, 2007, 04:26:11 PM
1925032 15:31:24 02-04-07 SHQ: STOP TAPPING ON THE CAGE, WE AREN'T ANIMALS > 02/04/2007 3:31:59 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 02, 2007, 05:55:05 PM
1908967   22:48:48   30-03-07   MFS: RESPOND To 30/03/07 22:48,124 BAINS RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 L 16 ,,LADY COVERED IN PETROL THREAT TO IGNITE UNIT 2,DAILY INC. NO. 58,431 8124*CFSRES:
CFS - MAWSON GROUP

Looks like morphies are getting all the good jobs...

Its hardly a good job !!!

good can also mean interesting. I see old pixies point, its more interesting than a tree down or MVA spillage isn't it?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 02, 2007, 06:15:25 PM
1909131 17:31:53 02-04-07 BIRD: BIRDWOOD 24 RETURNED TO STATION 02-04-07 17:31 CFS Birdwood Response

I didn't know birdwood had a 24? have i missed something?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 02, 2007, 06:18:05 PM
1926886 17:36:09 02-04-07 MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 02/04/07 17:35,23 COWAN ST,GAWLER, MAP 23 K 8 ,,SMOKE DETECTORS OPERATING IN ARMS STORE - GAWLER POLICE STATION,DAILY INC. NO. 35,359 331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

uh oh...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 02, 2007, 11:22:14 PM
1909131 17:31:53 02-04-07 BIRD: BIRDWOOD 24 RETURNED TO STATION 02-04-07 17:31 CFS Birdwood Response

I didn't know birdwood had a 24? have i missed something?

Havent changed the decoder since they got the 34P i suppose........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on April 02, 2007, 11:47:25 PM
believe they only have a 14 &34p, as MundCFS said, probly cant or havent changed the decoder.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on April 03, 2007, 09:40:47 AM
09:04:48 03-04-07 Daniel Phillips your mum called and said you didnt put on the clean jocks she laid out for you this morning and she's very disappointed. Arent we all.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 03, 2007, 12:01:12 PM
1908967   22:48:48   30-03-07   MFS: RESPOND To 30/03/07 22:48,124 BAINS RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 L 16 ,,LADY COVERED IN PETROL THREAT TO IGNITE UNIT 2,DAILY INC. NO. 58,431 8124*CFSRES:
CFS - MAWSON GROUP

Looks like morphies are getting all the good jobs...

Its hardly a good job !!!

good can also mean interesting. I see old pixies point, its more interesting than a tree down or MVA spillage isn't it?

As someone said.. Lets use a little more tact, and just think a bit before we type.. Somethings are best left unsaid..

(And to clear up your question, no I don't think its more interesting.. I have seen people burn, and would prefer to go to an MVA or tree down any day).
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on April 03, 2007, 12:44:45 PM
1905665 07:29:42 03-04-07 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP IN POLICE FOYER WORMALD, SA POLICE & CAA, GEORGE RD, VICTOR HARBOR

1905665 07:34:40 03-04-07 MFS: RESPOND To 03/04/07 07:33,VICTOR HARBOR MFS,VICTOR HARBOR, MAP 000 0 0 ,,IGNORE FIRE ALARM AT VICTOR POLICE STATION. THEY HAVE RUNG IN. IT IS ONLY BURNT TOAST.,DAILY INC. NO. 13,719*CFSRES:  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 04, 2007, 09:57:48 AM
12 07:39:42 04-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CONCORDIA RESPOND MVA, BAL MORAL RD, COCKATOO VALLEY, CLEAN UP ONLY, NO ENTRAPMENTS, 6 KM EAST OF GOOLWA. > 04/04/2007 7:39:31 AM

Jeez i hope not thats a long way to travel for a MVA :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 04, 2007, 05:22:38 PM
1908967   22:48:48   30-03-07   MFS: RESPOND To 30/03/07 22:48,124 BAINS RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 L 16 ,,LADY COVERED IN PETROL THREAT TO IGNITE UNIT 2,DAILY INC. NO. 58,431 8124*CFSRES:
CFS - MAWSON GROUP

Looks like morphies are getting all the good jobs...

Its hardly a good job !!!

You know i like a joke but thats a bit rough, you cant pick sarcasm unless you can see or hear the person.
Dont get me wrong we all like a good fire but not when a persons life is a stake.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on April 04, 2007, 07:00:50 PM
1909182   18:18:27 04-04-07 FYI:Sheaoak Log 24 will soon be known as Gungellan. Changes will happen sometime early this month - Captain

I guess Gungellan didn't score an upgrade along with Freeling.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on April 05, 2007, 03:46:47 PM
1909003 15:04:16 05-04-07 FYI BURST WATER MAIN SOUTHERN END OF GLEN ST NO CURRENT TRAFFIC DELAYS ROAD WILL BE DUG UP AT SOME STAGE WATER GOING TO DRAIN

Great, another one - not so amusing for some  :x
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 05, 2007, 07:53:24 PM
More water for many Adelaide residents who are being affected by the water restrictions and cant use their garden hoses to water the garden
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 05, 2007, 08:25:12 PM
Portable pump sales must be up this year :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 06, 2007, 10:44:20 AM
1908892 03:49:21 06-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CURRENCY CREEK REPOND VEHCILE FIRE, AIRPORT RD, GOOLWA AIRPORT. CAR FIRE GOING WELL... > 06/04/2007 3:49:10 AM

Obviously our brigade doesn't exist to cover our own area or have BA anymore????

Is it not an SOP that a BA brigade should be responded to car fires :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on April 06, 2007, 04:56:11 PM
Sure is al,but it is also a two brigade call out to any job so who ever took the call (SHQ.or the local number) needs to have a look at what could happen by sending a single brigade.Not sure what it is like at the airfield but most have nice big sheds filled with fuel....may be the call take felt only one brigade was needed...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 06, 2007, 05:07:15 PM
Also depends on what the local brigade person on ALERTS says, CAD will solve that issue of locals ignoring SOP's and nearest brigades. Or even sending a brigade  :-)

How often do you listen to jobs and shake your head !! How many times do you hear Captain Joe Blogs responding in the ute to check out a fixed alarm and never hear a truck..........ahhhhhh, it makes you wonder why the brigades that do it right even bother, those other brigades seem to get away with being dodgy.

Anyway, what can you do.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 06, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: GOOLWA & CURRENCY CREEK RESPOND GRASS FIRE, BONGALONG ROAD, HINDMARSH ISLAND. < 06/04/2007 11:43:18 AM

Love that road name :lol: would have to be the most stolen street sign in the state i reckon
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 06, 2007, 07:06:45 PM
SHQ: *CFSRES: GOOLWA & CURRENCY CREEK RESPOND GRASS FIRE, BONGALONG ROAD, HINDMARSH ISLAND. < 06/04/2007 11:43:18 AM

Love that road name :lol: would have to be the most stolen street sign in the state i reckon

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 06, 2007, 08:35:42 PM
1908967 17:50:18 06-04-07 SHQ: CFSRES SEAFORD & MORPHETT VALE RESPOND BUILDING FIRE 22 GRIFFITHS DR, SEAFORD - KITCHEN > 06/04/2007 5:50:04 PM

Wonder where MFS are. Seeing now this area is dual response for CFS/MFS under there new area.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 06, 2007, 09:12:22 PM
Well the thing is you see, Christies MFS dont get paged by MFS they get MDT messages...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 06, 2007, 09:19:22 PM
Seafords had a busy day 2day havent they....gotta wonder where those mets are...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 06, 2007, 09:48:34 PM
Seafords had a busy day 2day havent they....gotta wonder where those mets are...
They did go to that call, they usually re-page once SOC tells them there's a call
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 06, 2007, 11:37:25 PM
Well the thing is you see, Christies MFS dont get paged by MFS they get MDT messages...

Really, i thought they got called out by carrier pigeon.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 07, 2007, 11:51:50 AM
you made the comment about mfs smart donkey
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on April 07, 2007, 01:58:09 PM
From what I heard it sounded like MFS went to all of those calls in Seaford area. I think if they come in on the alerts, SOC have to call MFS and respond them as well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 07, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Seaford still use Alerts, last time I checked CFS can't activate SAMFS MDT's.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 07, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
you made the comment about mfs smart filtered

Sorry forgot to put smiley face on. I thought all calls where going straight to MFS comms with the area reshuffle.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on April 08, 2007, 06:04:23 PM
you made the comment about mfs smart filtered

Sorry forgot to put smiley face on. I thought all calls where going straight to MFS comms with the area reshuffle.

negative the alerts system still in place
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on April 08, 2007, 08:42:10 PM
1926877 18:50:16 08-04-07 MFS: GO HOME LIZZIE
MFS - Elizabeth Station Appliance 332

How Polite :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 08, 2007, 10:41:09 PM
1908892 11:09:40 08-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CURRENCY CREEK RESPOND MVA SPILLAGE STRATHALBYN-GOOLWA RD, 3 BRIDGES, ASSIST STRATH GROUP AT MVA, TRAFFIC CONTROL < 

1909033 10:40:51 08-04-07 STBN: *CFSRES: RCR CREW REQUIRED CONTACT STRATH BASE 08-04-07 10:39
1909028 10:40:12 08-04-07 STBN: *CFSRES: RCR CREW REQUIRED CONTACT STRATH BASE
1928011 10:34:12 08-04-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 08/04/07 10:33,STRATHALBYN RD,ASHBOURNE, MAP 000 0 0 ,,NEAR INT GOOLWA RD P1 FROM CFS,DAILY INC. NO. 27,73329*CFSRES:
 
1909030 10:31:48 08-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: ASHBOURNE RESPOND MVA STRATHALBYN-ASHBOURNE RD, ASHBOURNE, INTERSECTION OF ROAD TO VICTOR HARBOUR (GOOLWA RD??) FROM SAAS <

Good to see they eventually called the right brigade, I'm hoping SACAD will fix this kind of thing as this call was WAAAAAY closer to currency creek and goolwa than strath and ashbourne. still don't know how yo can confuse this location as ashbourne as it is at least 20 km from there..

And just as an after thought i realise strath CFS has RCR operators to help out the SES but if an accident is in another town then shouldn't 2nd rescue be immediately responded if you can't crew a truck, i think the idea works if your responding close by but if your responding to other town then 2nd rescue response is a must..........

end rant
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 08, 2007, 11:31:04 PM
Agree Al, but in all fairness the job was dispatched by MFS as Strathalbyn Road, Ashbourne which is Strath SES Rescue area :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on April 09, 2007, 12:27:25 AM
The initial info given to the ambulance service was very sketchy, with several possible locations given by the caller(s) - three ambulances were dispatched, to try and cover the possible locations...

I don't know if SACAD will really help out much with callers who have no idea where they are!!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 09, 2007, 08:51:58 AM
IF details were so sketchy then it shoukd have been a similar response for fire and rescue (bad SAAS info maybe???) as CFS had a call like that in the Mallee yesterday and responded a heap of resources to cover in case it was in a different spot??. anywho such is the system we have, scheiße happens.

BTW hope everyones had a good easter
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on April 09, 2007, 09:11:33 AM
for that call the initial details were given to SOCC from SAAS with no hint that they may be incorrect. these details determined the initial response (ashbourne & strath ses) and when details were updated, they diverted and did not request further resources...


in the case of the mallee hwy prang, it was obvious that details were sketchy, and so appliances covered the gap ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on April 09, 2007, 07:13:46 PM
1908918 12:38:29 09-04-07 Mdws Info: We now have a Motorcharge card in each appliance, on the little keytag thingy in the ignition. And there was much rejoicing. Cheers, Broady.


I'm just dancing with excitement.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 09, 2007, 07:23:45 PM
I dont know the area very well, but wouldnt you respond Andamooka to a job in Andamooka??

1919288 18:46:10 09-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROXBY DOWNS RESPOND UNKNOWN FIRE, (POSSIBLY STRUCTURE) GOVERNMENT RD, ANDAMOOKA - APPEARS TO BEHIND A HILL, ORANGEY SMOKE < 09/04/2007 18:46:23
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on April 09, 2007, 07:58:11 PM
I know quite a few people up that way and in my experience you can safely assume you are responding the whole lot from the local pub - maybe the Roxby pub was closer to the fire than Andamooka station  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 10, 2007, 03:03:09 AM
I know quite a few people up that way and in my experience you can safely assume you are responding the whole lot from the local pub - maybe the Roxby pub was closer to the fire than Andamooka station  :-D

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on April 10, 2007, 10:04:19 PM
I dont know the area very well, but wouldnt you respond Andamooka to a job in Andamooka??

1919288 18:46:10 09-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROXBY DOWNS RESPOND UNKNOWN FIRE, (POSSIBLY STRUCTURE) GOVERNMENT RD, ANDAMOOKA - APPEARS TO BEHIND A HILL, ORANGEY SMOKE < 09/04/2007 18:46:23
 

andamooka dont have pagers, they would have to be responded by alerts only ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 11, 2007, 11:31:24 AM
1911530 10:37:25 11-04-07 LOFT: Please note: Stirling Pumper offline possibly 3wks GO Chris 

Why does this not surprise us :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 11, 2007, 11:58:00 AM
i wonder what the problem is?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 11, 2007, 01:58:07 PM
1918722 11:44:59 11-04-07 Meeting tonight (Wed) re future of MFS Burra. 1900 hrs at station, go for meal MFS expense & discussion re Burra - Jim Grivell

Something in the wind here?  Hopefully not another pending closure.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on April 11, 2007, 03:10:43 PM
I understand that some of the retained MFS stations are struggling to gain / retain enough members to be able to provide a full service - and Burra is one of those (Burra MFS & CFS are both paged for all calls now, to try & ensure enough crews are responded)

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 11, 2007, 03:16:18 PM
They could make it easier for people to become retained fire fighters  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 11, 2007, 04:40:17 PM
Not sure what you mean there Rob? The testing involved ensures that successful applicants are capable of fulfilling the requirements. Both physically and numeracy/literacy wise to complete all the training and reporting requirements. Some of the retained stations in the smaller towns have difficulty finding people who are available during the daytime, much like the CFS I guess.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 11, 2007, 05:11:49 PM
They could make it easier for people to become retained fire fighters  :wink:

Its not that hard Rob...Alot of people have no problems passing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 11, 2007, 06:22:53 PM
We all struggle to crew, no one is any better than the other really, none of us can stand up and say that we will always crew!!! Even the ever reliable Mt Gambier I am sure has its moments!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 11, 2007, 09:26:55 PM
Alot more often since the full timers came online.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 12, 2007, 11:13:41 AM
09:22:58 12-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: GOOLWA RESPOND TO ANIMAL RESCUE, CAT STUCK IN A ROLLER DOOR, U1/34 BROOKING STREET, GOOLWA, CALLER MRS SCOTT 8555 **** < 12/04/2007 09:22:47

Gotta love it when you get called to rescue a cat so it can be taken to the vets to be put down. :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 12, 2007, 06:01:43 PM
MFS: RESPOND RCR 12/04/07 16:37,SOUTH RD,DARLINGTON, MAP 153 G 12 ,,CORNER SEACOMBE RD,DAILY INC. NO. 42,204 41 401*CFSRES:
MFS:RESPOND SECOND ALARM ROAD CRASH RESCUE - UP TO 20 CARS NEAR INTERSECTION OF SOUTH RD AND SEACOMBE RD AT DARLINGTON - MAP 153 G9

Eeeek...

Quite a number of ambulances too :S
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 12, 2007, 09:00:32 PM
NEW TRUCK ARRIVING WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS TRAINING IS ESSENTIAL PLS PH PAUL FOR FURTHER DETAILS NEXT WEEK
CFS - Yahl Info
Looks like you miss out again Camo?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on April 12, 2007, 09:16:05 PM
NEW TRUCK ARRIVING WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS TRAINING IS ESSENTIAL PLS PH PAUL FOR FURTHER DETAILS NEXT WEEK
CFS - Yahl Info
Looks like you miss out again Camo?

Another new truck??

1908979 09:14:42 12-04-07 MCLAREN FLAT INFO CAN AS MANY AS POSS BE AT STATION ON WEDNESDAY 18TH APRIL 7PM FOR TRAINING & DELIVERY OF NEW FIRE APPLIANCE - FROM KIM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 12, 2007, 09:30:49 PM
NEW TRUCK ARRIVING WITHIN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS TRAINING IS ESSENTIAL PLS PH PAUL FOR FURTHER DETAILS NEXT WEEK
CFS - Yahl Info
Looks like you miss out again Camo?

Our truck is only 13 years old this year so will be a few more years until we see another one.

We are meant to be getting a new station by the end of this financial year though!  Wont fully believe it until the truck is parked in it.


I was told there wouldnt be any new trucks in our group until next year cos they wont fit in any of the current stations.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 12, 2007, 09:32:05 PM
They better get building then  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 12, 2007, 09:39:04 PM
The new 34`s are no higher than the CFA built ones. Maybe slightly longer though.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 13, 2007, 05:42:02 AM
There in is where the problem lies for alot of stations.  They were built around the existing design with around a metre clearence around the truck but now they are longer so it would be touch and go.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 13, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
I dont know the area very well, but wouldnt you respond Andamooka to a job in Andamooka??

1919288 18:46:10 09-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: ROXBY DOWNS RESPOND UNKNOWN FIRE, (POSSIBLY STRUCTURE) GOVERNMENT RD, ANDAMOOKA - APPEARS TO BEHIND A HILL, ORANGEY SMOKE < 09/04/2007 18:46:23

Andamooka dont have BA so they responded roxby just i case, it turned out to be the Dump on fire.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 13, 2007, 06:02:55 PM
BTNSTN: BTWN BRIGADE - 24P IS NOW FIXED - SORT OF - THE NEW SIREN WORKS BUT HORN STILL BEEPS WHEN YOU TURN RIGHT - TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK - BTWN CAPT 13/04/2007 6:24:41 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 14, 2007, 10:33:28 AM
Geez, hate to think what happens when you hit the horn, truck goes left??? :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on April 14, 2007, 12:09:47 PM
Hey Cam, if the truck dont fit get a tent over the rear of it(lolololol)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Scania_1 on April 15, 2007, 12:04:45 PM
Christmas comes early in Elizabeth.

MFS: RESPOND CONFINED SPACE 15/04/07 11:32,9 TWYFORD ST,ELIZABETH GROVE, MAP 61 M 8 ,,WOMAN STUCK IN CHIMNEY,DAILY INC. NO. 22,329 72920 331*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 15, 2007, 12:42:09 PM
 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on April 15, 2007, 01:41:52 PM
Quote
Christmas comes early in Elizabeth.

MFS: RESPOND CONFINED SPACE 15/04/07 11:32,9 TWYFORD ST,ELIZABETH GROVE, MAP 61 M 8 ,,WOMAN STUCK IN CHIMNEY,DAILY INC. NO. 22,329 72920 331*CFSRES:

Sounded interesting initially, turned out to be an MFA though.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 15, 2007, 06:23:01 PM
What is an MFA? or is it meant to be an MVA?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on April 15, 2007, 08:23:53 PM
Malicous False Alarm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 15, 2007, 08:36:37 PM
What is an MFA? or is it meant to be an MVA?

I would guess MFA - Malicious False Alarm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 17, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
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Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on April 17, 2007, 07:19:02 PM
yee-haw
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 17, 2007, 09:52:31 PM
17:43:29   17-04-07   SHQ: *CFSRES: OAKBANK/BALHANNAH RESPOND TO SWAMP RD, BALHANNAH, NEAR GREENHILL RD, COW ON ROAD.... < 17/04/2007 17:43:16

Yep, we just had a good old Cattle muster :P....only 1 cow....which was already pushed up to a random gate by a member of the public....but they didnt actually put it in the paddock :S

Hmmmm, I wonder how you would train to rope the beast from the crew deck of a moving truck....could be interesting..  :mrgreen:  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 19, 2007, 08:48:27 PM
20:02:03   19-04-07   I love you baby your the best thing that has ever happenened 2 me.your so so so so so so hot.   

ROFL... :mrgreen:.....how embarassing would it be if u happened to send that to a paging group instead of personal pager  HEHE
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on April 19, 2007, 10:42:56 PM
20:42:14 19-04-07 SHQ: SONIA - JUST BEEN CONTACTED BY THE CLEANER, SHE IS UNABLE TO CLEAN REGION 2 TONIGHT DUE TO A SICK CHILD. SHE WILL BE IN TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO DO IT. < 19/04/2007 20:42:05

Wow, this cleaner must be good to be able to do Region 2 in an afternoon?
Wonder if she will come clean my house?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on April 20, 2007, 01:05:17 PM
MFS: RESPOND To 20/04/07 12:29,3 ALEXANDER ST,PORT PIRIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ODOUR COURSING CONCERN ,PREMISES OF PIRIE SHOES,DAILY INC. NO. 23,501*CFSRES:

tell them to put their shoes back on then!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on April 20, 2007, 02:35:55 PM
TEST PAGE!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Explore the seven wonders of the world http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=7+wonders+world&mkt=en-US&form=QBRE

Google powered pagers??

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 20, 2007, 04:57:01 PM
1924924 16:19:04 20-04-07 DONT WORRY ABOUT DOING THE WATERING AT YOUR SISTERS PLACE TONIGHT SA Water

Hmmm so who was breaking curfew then or maybe they got sprung :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 20, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
1924924 16:19:04 20-04-07 DONT WORRY ABOUT DOING THE WATERING AT YOUR SISTERS PLACE TONIGHT SA Water

Hmmm so who was breaking curfew then or maybe they got sprung :-D

sounds like yet ANOTHER burst water main to me
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 20, 2007, 11:22:57 PM
hehe....wonder when the government will start using the retired fire appliances to collect water from these burst ings to recollect the water.....only a useful idea  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 22, 2007, 03:19:05 PM
Not so ammusing..

1925566 14:35:54 22-04-07 F77 NO SAPOL AV. PLS ASSESS IF SAPOL REQ


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 22, 2007, 05:46:59 PM
1925596   17:14:32   22-04-07   SA7 FLAT BATTERY SAAS
1925596   17:14:40   22-04-07   SA7 CHANGE BATTERY NOW SAAS
1925596   17:14:55   22-04-07   SA7 FLAT filtered BATTERY SAAS

lol....but just have to hope that wasnt during a job :S
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 22, 2007, 05:49:17 PM
18:45:54     21-04-07     KIM UNAVAILABLE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

18:47:37   21-04-07   Kym who?

18:49:00   21-04-07   THE OTHER ONE


hehehehe
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 23, 2007, 04:42:41 PM
1915859 10:11:39 23-04-07 On call crew notification - John Clayton, Jared Pippos, Rick James, James Rudeiger.

Anyone thats seen chappelles show will understand that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on April 23, 2007, 04:45:48 PM
1927119 14:11:07 23-04-07 PLS PH PETER YANKOFF 04******** WHEN CONVENIENT

Poor guy...
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on April 25, 2007, 05:02:07 PM
1916100   15:48:47   25-04-07   WY81 POINT COLLINGWOOD

1916100   15:50:17   25-04-07   WY81 POINT ESSENDON

1916100   15:51:08   25-04-07   WY81 POINT ESSENDON


Obviously they wanted the score at the job they got paged for a couple of minutes earlier

1916100   15:46:49   25-04-07   WY81 Cat2 5 Barratt Cr, Whyalla C282 D8

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 26, 2007, 07:52:01 PM
908961   19:08:14   26-04-07   CAN ALL MEMBERS ATTEND THE STATION TUESDAY 1/5/07 1930HRS FOR THE DELIVERY OF THE NEW 34 APPLIANCE. TRUCK ARRIVES BETWEEN 1930 AND 2000 HRS. WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT BEFORE THE OLD ONE LEAVES. FROM YOUR HAPPY CAPTAIN
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 27, 2007, 03:55:46 AM
Does anyone know which brigade this page was sent to?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 27, 2007, 05:38:14 AM
Sellicks i think
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 27, 2007, 08:55:27 AM
Does anyone know which brigade this page was sent to?

Sellicks 34 is coming on 1/5/07 :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 27, 2007, 03:42:47 PM
Whoops. A bit of a mis-match there  :?

SHQ: *CFSRES: CUMMINS & PENOLA RESPOND MVA FARM BEACH RD, WANGARY. NEAR FARM BEACH TURNOFF. 2 CARS > 27/04/2007 2:26:24 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on April 27, 2007, 05:26:34 PM
Whoops. A bit of a mis-match there  :?

SHQ: *CFSRES: CUMMINS & PENOLA RESPOND MVA FARM BEACH RD, WANGARY. NEAR FARM BEACH TURNOFF. 2 CARS > 27/04/2007 2:26:24 PM

A copy & paste gone wrong from an earlier page maybe???? Or perhaps thats where the SOCC member would rather be?  :-D

1909359 13:51:58 27-04-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: COONAWARRA & PENOLA RESPOND VEHICLE ACCIDENT, RIDDOCH HIGHWAY. 2 - 4 KM NORTH OF COONAWARRA. JUST                                                     PAST DRAIN B?. CAR INTO VINEYARD... > 27/04/2007 1:51:53 PM
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on April 27, 2007, 05:29:18 PM
1929686 16:28:47 27-04-07 DANIEL, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!!

I think some one was holding up some one else from their weekend.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on April 27, 2007, 05:31:37 PM
Did u not know penola have a large aeroplane they call on so as their crews can go any where :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on April 27, 2007, 06:16:16 PM
I wonder what Wangary and Cummins brigades thought when that page came through though?  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on April 27, 2007, 06:53:21 PM
Might have got confused with Wongarry which is near Naracoorte???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 27, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
1908991 15:58:17 27-04-07 MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Accident 27/04/07 15:57,TOWERS RD,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 158 D 1 ,,KEVIN O'XXXXXXXXXX HAS RUN HIS CAR DOWN THE BANK NEXT TO BRIDGEWATER SOCIAL CLUB AND NEEDS IT PULLED OUT.,DAILY INC. NO. 96,9019 8924*CFSRES:

Sorry Kev, but I think everyone knows now. doh!

I hope "Kevin" is alright, and only his pride took a hit.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 27, 2007, 09:12:01 PM
since when has the cfs been a towing service?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on April 28, 2007, 12:53:27 PM
Cam,its our new way of raising money.................
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on April 28, 2007, 02:21:29 PM
That only works if they pay  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 28, 2007, 02:36:48 PM
since when has the cfs been a towing service?

Agreed, tell Kev to ring a bl--dy tow truck !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 29, 2007, 12:00:44 PM
since when has the cfs been a towing service?

Agreed, tell Kev to ring a bl--dy tow truck !

After a few handling a few calls for bogged cars in the mud last night, it would seem that tow trucks will not risk their rigs on slippery surfaces.

This includes metropolitan reserves which have had a drenching of rain & the victim requires a winch.

Now maybe this could be a future source of icome for 4-wheel drive clubs  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 29, 2007, 02:55:40 PM
Either way, I dont think EMERGENCY services, particularly those that Vol. their efforts, should be utilised for this... There are recovery and specialised tow companies around..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 30, 2007, 12:42:28 PM
Either way, I dont think EMERGENCY services, particularly those that Vol. their efforts, should be utilised for this... There are recovery and specialised tow companies around..

OK, who do they call ??  :?

I am genuine in the question because I answered a call during the weekend with this problem. The tow truck would not attend because they were off a road in a council reserve. Council would not attend and SAPOL passed this to SES.

The person did not have friends with equipment that could assist.

He was on the reserve has part of his contract work for a government agency that called him out to fix an emergency problem. After he had fixed the problem, he discovered his vehicle had sunk into the grass/mud and he could not get tyre traction on his 2wd ute.

No one else will do this task. It is property damage to the car & reserve.

PS. The person waited a very long time because no further damage would happen to the car, compared to internal flooding/roof off/etc taskings.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on April 30, 2007, 12:54:24 PM
Hay is it my computer or what all the pager sites are not working?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 30, 2007, 01:03:25 PM
I don't know about all of them, but the http://scansa.hopto.org site certainly isn't up to date...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 30, 2007, 03:36:44 PM
link has been removed...apologies to the owner of the pager feed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 30, 2007, 05:17:41 PM
16:37:40   30-04-07   Is it beer time yet??


  8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 30, 2007, 05:22:30 PM
Either way, I dont think EMERGENCY services, particularly those that Vol. their efforts, should be utilised for this... There are recovery and specialised tow companies around..

OK, who do they call ??  :?

I am genuine in the question because I answered a call during the weekend with this problem. The tow truck would not attend because they were off a road in a council reserve. Council would not attend and SAPOL passed this to SES.

The person did not have friends with equipment that could assist.

He was on the reserve has part of his contract work for a government agency that called him out to fix an emergency problem. After he had fixed the problem, he discovered his vehicle had sunk into the grass/mud and he could not get tyre traction on his 2wd ute.

No one else will do this task. It is property damage to the car & reserve.

PS. The person waited a very long time because no further damage would happen to the car, compared to internal flooding/roof off/etc taskings.

I'll have a look for some specialised Heavy Recovery agencies / numbers.. Will PM you in a few days..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on April 30, 2007, 10:52:59 PM
[Link removed] is up

Thank you that one works on my comp.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on April 30, 2007, 10:59:47 PM
I don't know about all of them, but the http://scansa.hopto.org site certainly isn't up to date...

Yeah, this site seems to lag by a few days.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 01, 2007, 07:53:50 AM
site is down again
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 01, 2007, 10:03:24 AM
it seems i made a mistake to advertise the link for a different pager feed :(  my apologies.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on May 01, 2007, 12:28:01 PM
[link removed] is up

Not any more. That website says:
This has been removed due to the URL being posted to a public web forum.


Pity, I rather liked it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on May 01, 2007, 01:33:26 PM
I wonder why they took it down. Seems a bit of an over reaction. :wink: A few different sites is a good thing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on May 01, 2007, 06:12:24 PM
pitty I can not find one working at the moment.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on May 02, 2007, 06:35:15 AM

He he that would of been funny to see. If the Pt. Augusta boy's are smart i would be getting some unoffical currency out of the coppers to get them out of the mud in the way of a carton or two of something!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on May 02, 2007, 01:22:13 PM
would think they were probly taken down by whoever due to it being illegal to re-broadcast such things... ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on May 02, 2007, 02:10:38 PM
alex you shouldn't use words like "illegal" unless it's true and when it comes to the subject of pager decoding and publishing or rebroadcasting (2 different things by the way), and scanner rebroadcasting, it's very grey indeed.  I don't believe any of the above are illegal (despite what your boss may tell you) but the fact is until there is a test case and a judge decides one way or the other it's all speculation.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on May 02, 2007, 06:56:41 PM
calm down david....

ill reword it then "it contrevens the commonwealth telecommunications act...."

is that better?


doesnt really bother me either way, and im not having a go at anyone... was just making a statement there.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 02, 2007, 07:29:29 PM
Can we get back to the ammusing pager messages please?

If you wanna discuss the legalities of pager messages take it to a new topic.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 02, 2007, 07:36:23 PM
yeah...that should occur.

I recieved a few pager messages yesterday morning....one of them was new...but i think sumone forgot to clear the "outbox" in there paging program...and resent page messages dating bak from early april hehe.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on May 02, 2007, 08:09:46 PM
Amusing like this Camo?

14:42:46 02-05-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  PLEASE ENSURE SIDELINES ARE TURNED OFF AFTER USE. STATION IS FLOODED DUE TO LEAKING HOSE.  -= CFS Compton Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 02, 2007, 08:22:48 PM
Amusing like this Camo?

14:42:46 02-05-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  PLEASE ENSURE SIDELINES ARE TURNED OFF AFTER USE. STATION IS FLOODED DUE TO LEAKING HOSE.  -= CFS Compton Info

I was waiting for that one to come up.   D'oh!


Have been waiting for weeks for a bandit tool to fix the hoses!  Just pathetic!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on May 02, 2007, 10:31:24 PM
http://www.sacfs.org/paging is up

Not any more. That website says:
This has been removed due to the URL being posted to a public web forum.


Pity, I rather liked it.

LAME
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 04, 2007, 12:07:50 AM
Blame that w......r in Port Lincoln for the news story about the pager sites,and hence their removal :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 04, 2007, 12:45:30 PM
The pager site from Victoria was removed last year due to legal action that was going to be taken by the state government......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 04, 2007, 08:33:04 PM
  :oops: Im getting withdrawal symptoms  :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 04, 2007, 10:17:18 PM
I cured my pager site withdrawal.
I'm now on the patch:

Instructions for use:
Cut out, stick on arm, and wait for abuse from fellow brigade members...


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 05, 2007, 11:47:48 AM
 :lol:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 08, 2007, 01:15:04 PM
UPDATE:All pager sites have been removed after the Telecommunications Ombudsman contacted the Crown Solicitors office in relation to the sites breaching the Act.The rest is history so maybe everyone should get a patch  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on May 08, 2007, 02:17:56 PM
That's a shame when im at work it was a way of seeing whats going on. Oh well i'm just waiting for work to ban this site from our work computers because of the whole forum thing.

Typical just need some goose to ruin it for everyone else!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on May 09, 2007, 11:58:50 AM
UPDATE:All pager sites have been removed after the Telecommunications Ombudsman contacted the Crown Solicitors office in relation to the sites breaching the Act.The rest is history so maybe everyone should get a patch  :lol:

err no, sounds good but quite wrong.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 09, 2007, 12:04:01 PM
UPDATE:All pager sites have been removed after the Telecommunications Ombudsman contacted the Crown Solicitors office in relation to the sites breaching the Act.The rest is history so maybe everyone should get a patch  :lol:

err no, sounds good but quite wrong.


Care to elaborate?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 09, 2007, 12:12:32 PM
Im sure there is more to the story and this is only what someone high up mentioned in passing, and the Vic sites suffered the same fate.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on May 09, 2007, 02:40:09 PM
UPDATE:All pager sites have been removed after the Telecommunications Ombudsman contacted the Crown Solicitors office in relation to the sites breaching the Act.The rest is history so maybe everyone should get a patch  :lol:

err no, sounds good but quite wrong.


Care to elaborate?


Yes, please do, someone offers the reason and you say its wrong, why is it wrong, sounds like a good enough reason to me, although having seen the Pt Lincoln nuffers site, I wouldn't be to happy having my name attached to pager messages going back and forth, if only it had been left as just messages , but some people take it to far!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on May 09, 2007, 04:10:57 PM
Care to elaborate?

for various reasons, no sorry.  Although I will point out the telecomms ombudsman has nothing to do with it, see http://www.tio.com.au/ for what they do.

if the owners of the paging sites want to post about what's up with their particular site then that's up to them.

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 09, 2007, 05:14:16 PM
Hey lads dont shoot the messenger :roll:

If you want to know more contact the guys who had the sites shut down
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 10, 2007, 06:43:27 PM
its baaaack

1927482 09:47:14 10-05-07 Work accident at cavan - male hit in face by grinder has bleed controlled and dizziness 

ouch.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on May 10, 2007, 10:51:15 PM
Quote
its baaaack

Some of them never went anywhere, if you know where to look they have been there the whole time.

I think the ones some of you were referring too just happened to coincidently break at the same time poor Kieran was copping it from DAIS. Rest assured though there will always be one going somewhere if you know who to speak to.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on May 11, 2007, 08:12:59 AM

Some of them never went anywhere, if you know where to look they have been there the whole time.


Can someone create a secret code & share it with those of us on the outer, so we know where to find the less advertised sites??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 11, 2007, 10:31:03 AM
Have we found "the others" yet?    :roll:    maybe there in a hatch  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 11, 2007, 12:46:02 PM
Hey probie PM me, the two sites i know of aren't working and dunno where to look which one did you go to??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JamesGar on May 11, 2007, 02:24:02 PM
If you could PM me as well that would be great, been a bit bored without it!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 11, 2007, 04:42:29 PM
15:48:25  11-05-07  (Salisbury) S24P AND S34 HAVE RETURNED TO THE STATION, BEEN RECOMMISSIONED AND ARE READY TO ROCK AND ROLL AT THE NEXT CALL CFS Salisbury Info

4mins later

15:52:32   11-05-07   MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 11/05/07 15:51,OLD PORT WAKEFIELD RD,VIRGINIA, MAP 39 D 10 ,,ACROSS FROM MITRE TEN,NEXT TO LIBERTY SERVO,DAILY INC. NO. 35,9119*CFSRES:

3mins later

15:55:42   11-05-07   SHQ: SALISBURY **STOP CALL** FOR BUILDING FIRE, OLD PORT WAKEFIELD RD, VIRGINIA - CONFIRMED AS BURNOFF IN BACK YARD OF HOUSE FROM VIRGINIA CAPTAIN > 11/05/2007 3:55:33 PM CFS Para Group Officers Response

 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on May 11, 2007, 05:10:33 PM
15:48:25  11-05-07  (Salisbury) S24P AND S34 HAVE RETURNED TO THE STATION, BEEN RECOMMISSIONED AND ARE READY TO ROCK AND ROLL AT THE NEXT CALL CFS Salisbury Info

4mins later

15:52:32   11-05-07   MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 11/05/07 15:51,OLD PORT WAKEFIELD RD,VIRGINIA, MAP 39 D 10 ,,ACROSS FROM MITRE TEN,NEXT TO LIBERTY SERVO,DAILY INC. NO. 35,9119*CFSRES:

3mins later

15:55:42   11-05-07   SHQ: SALISBURY **STOP CALL** FOR BUILDING FIRE, OLD PORT WAKEFIELD RD, VIRGINIA - CONFIRMED AS BURNOFF IN BACK YARD OF HOUSE FROM VIRGINIA CAPTAIN > 11/05/2007 3:55:33 PM CFS Para Group Officers Response

 8-)

Thats Gold, Its Funny How Stuff Like That Happens.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on May 11, 2007, 07:12:17 PM
Can you CC me in on the Pager link, the night shift seems so much longer without it.

Cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on May 12, 2007, 07:40:59 AM
A heads up for the pager site would be marvellous. Can I get a PM with the address too?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on May 12, 2007, 10:29:11 AM
I need it as well so a link would be much appreciated  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on May 12, 2007, 01:55:02 PM
Wouldn't mind a copy of the link either.....

Cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on May 12, 2007, 02:15:02 PM
http://scansa.hopto.org/
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on May 13, 2007, 07:11:31 PM
Saw This one on the news, owner looked devistated....But SAAS made light of it.

MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 13/05/07 02:53,SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE, MAP 176 K 14 ,,,DAILY INC. NO. 12,205 206 2090 8124 421 8334 2015 401 41*CFSRES:

N190 Cat3 Main South Rd, Morphett Vale 176 K14 FIRE
N190 U SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE MARSHMELLOWS :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 13, 2007, 09:14:06 PM
Now it's stopped again :-(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on May 13, 2007, 09:28:44 PM
1925583   20:35:07   13-05-07   AL181 I WILL SEND NOARLUNGA TO THE JOB ENJOY YOUR PIZZA :-) SAAS Aldinga

1925583   20:41:37   13-05-07   AL181 CHANGE OF PLAN THE CAT 3 MOANA WILL BE YOURS CALL WHEN READY SAAS Aldinga

B@st@rds They Were Most Likely Enjoying That Pizza As Well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 13, 2007, 10:29:54 PM
1925583   20:35:07   13-05-07   AL181 I WILL SEND NOARLUNGA TO THE JOB ENJOY YOUR PIZZA :-) SAAS Aldinga

1925583   20:41:37   13-05-07   AL181 CHANGE OF PLAN THE CAT 3 MOANA WILL BE YOURS CALL WHEN READY SAAS Aldinga

B@st@rds They Were Most Likely Enjoying That Pizza As Well.

serves em right for eating on the job!
 :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on May 13, 2007, 11:50:21 PM
1925583  22:37:50 13-05-07 AL181 ENJOY YOUR PIZZA..... CHRIS AND ATHENA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 14, 2007, 10:38:40 AM
1919253 09:48:51 14-05-07 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WILMINGTON CAPTAIN 38 TODAY CFS Wilmington Info

1919253 09:52:36 14-05-07 ADJUSTMENT TO LAST MESSAGE - HAPPY 52ND BIRTHDAY TO WILMINGTON CAPTAIN GEOFF CFS Wilmington Info

Id hate to age fourteen years in five minutes :-P
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on May 15, 2007, 11:17:11 AM
MV OFFICERS: THE STATION HAS BEEN LEFT UNALARMED (IT THINKS THE RADIO ROOM PIR IS UNSEALED) MAYBE RELATED TO YESTERDAY'S ALARM ACTIVATION. I WILL GET MARCIN TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT. IN THE MEANTIME WE ARE UN-SECURED SNR1 - MAWSON BASE

Hope the burglars aren't watching  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on May 15, 2007, 05:54:37 PM
1925033 17:06:50 15-05-07 SHQ: HELLOO???? IS THERE ANY BODY IN THERE. JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME... > 15/05/2007 17:06:40

then

1925033 17:07:24 15-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: IS ANYBODY HOME??? > 15/05/2007 17:07:14  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 15, 2007, 06:42:34 PM
CREW REQUIRED TONIGHT TO INSTALL PIZZA OVEN IN MEL'S TAKEAWAY - ALL AVAIL MEMBER PLS PH SIMON 08********* DONATION OF PIZZA'S WILL BE MADE TO BRIGADE ONCE OPERATING
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on May 16, 2007, 01:28:37 AM
MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 15/05/07 10:15,LOXTON SES,LOXTON, MAP 0 A 0 ,,COW IN RIVER STH STH WEST OF RILLI ISLAND   P3,DAILY INC. NO. 16,74429*CFSRES:

What sort of hook and bait do you recommend for this? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on May 16, 2007, 05:02:46 PM
1918930 16:14:17 16-05-07 i am here

Thats good, we wouldn't want too have lost you :wink: :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on May 17, 2007, 06:59:49 PM
1918239 18:22:30 17-05-07 MFS: RESPOND To 17/05/07 18:21,BARMERA SES,BARMERA, MAP 0 A 0 ,,ASSIST POLICE IN A SEARCH FOR MISSING PERSON - SEEK OUT SEN/CONST KIRK AT THE MOOROOK BOWLING CLUB..P1..DUTY OFF NOTIFIE,DAILY INC. NO. 45,73829*CFSRES: SES Barmera

So they are looking for Senior Constable Kirk at the bowling club? Sounds like it will be a pretty quick search... sounds more like a game of hide and seek  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 17, 2007, 08:52:12 PM
1919359 20:18:43 17-05-07  Anyone wanting to view Jervois's new 34 please meet station at 1915 Thanks DJ 17/05/07 20:35:00
                          -= CFS Tailem Bend Info =- 
Better late than never i suppose.                     
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 18, 2007, 01:14:33 PM
11:13:29   18-05-07   MFS: RESPOND RCR 18/05/07 11:13,THREE CHAIN RD,PORT PIRIE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,NEAR THE BRIDGE TO NOWHERE,DAILY INC. NO. 26,509 501*CFSRES: MFS Pt Pirie Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 18, 2007, 05:37:22 PM
SHQ: HAHAHA 11 MINUTES FOR A CERTAIN CRANK BRIGADE TO BOOK MOBILE.............. :p < 18/05/2007 14:24:05


and just before that....


MFS: RESPOND To 18/05/07 14:12,PRINCES HWY,GLEN OSMOND, MAP 131 H 12 ,,TRUCK LEAKING DIESEL ADJ TOLL GATE UP TRACK,DAILY INC. NO. 36,2919 441*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 18, 2007, 05:44:18 PM
SHQ: HAHAHA 11 MINUTES FOR A CERTAIN CRANK BRIGADE TO BOOK MOBILE.............. :p < 18/05/2007 14:24:05


and just before that....


MFS: RESPOND To 18/05/07 14:12,PRINCES HWY,GLEN OSMOND, MAP 131 H 12 ,,TRUCK LEAKING DIESEL ADJ TOLL GATE UP TRACK,DAILY INC. NO. 36,2919 441*CFSRES:

well, that brigade is crank heavy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 19, 2007, 10:13:26 AM
Just goes to show cranks are human too :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 19, 2007, 01:56:23 PM
1909202 12:11:31 19-05-07 SHQ: *URGMSG: PT WAKEFIELD RESPOND MVA, PORT WAKEFIELD RD, 5 KMS SOUTH OF ADELAIDE, SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER   :lol: Long drive
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on May 19, 2007, 03:15:52 PM
Considering Pt Wakefield road does not go to the south of Adelaide, I would hope whoever confirmed that call with SHQ checked the location.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on May 19, 2007, 04:28:14 PM
Hey every time i go to http://scansa.hopto.org/ it is a couple of days behind. What the go there have i got the wrong site?
Be good to get it up to date as it makes shifts a work go a bit quicker.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on May 19, 2007, 04:36:58 PM
Port Wakefield message was obviously a typo, see correction paged shortly after:

12:14:37 19-05-07 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  SHQ: *URGMSG: PT WAKEFIELD RESPOND MVA, PORT WAKEFIELD RD, 5 KMS SOUTH OF PT WAKEFIELD, SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER < 19/05/2007 12:11:47  -= CFS Port Wakefield Response =-

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: P P Snake on May 20, 2007, 05:45:13 PM
Loby 24 pump is operauyonal again. Does help if tank as water in it. Maintenance Officer G. Schubert. 20/05/2007 4:55:57 PM CFS Lobethal Info

ooooops!!!! wonder how they went at the grass fire call earlier on in the day :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on May 21, 2007, 01:30:49 PM
12:32:31 21-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: MILANG RESPOND FLUE FIRE, 39 COX ST, MILANG. < 21/05/2007 12:32:23 PM CFS Milang Response


12:34:29 21-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLAYTON RESPOND FLUE FIRE, 39 COX ST, MILANG. ASSIST MILANG. < 21/05/2007 12:34:24 PM CFS Clayton Response

I wonder why these 2 brigades were not responded at the same time, is there not procedures in place to say 2 brigades to every house fire. Obviously someone turned around and said respond another brigade to that...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 21, 2007, 01:32:51 PM
I believe in my group any house fire is 2nd alarm (i'll check tonight)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: TillerMan on May 21, 2007, 01:37:16 PM
Yes sorry i should have said....Every house fire is 2 brigades no question and 1 has to be BA i was just thinking don't SOC know this.

Our group is like yours in some areas with limited water building fires are automatic 2nd alarms.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 21, 2007, 03:00:25 PM
Flue Fires could only be a single brigade response?  and then due to crewing issues the GO might know about he then sent another brigade?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 21, 2007, 03:44:48 PM
Considering this would have come through alerts the GO's should have been on the call with SOCC
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on May 21, 2007, 09:27:43 PM
Yes sorry i should have said....Every house fire is 2 brigades no question and 1 has to be BA i was just thinking don't SOC know this.

i think you would find that SOCC now the SOPs... however if the call is on Alerts and someone tells the OCOs what the response is to be.. then thats that. OCOs dont hold the rank to tell them what to do...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on May 21, 2007, 09:35:54 PM
I think you would find that SOCC now the SOPs... however if the call is on Alerts and someone tells the OCOs what the response is to be.. then thats that. OCOs dont hold the rank to tell them what to do...

Too many YABAs (yet another filtered acronym)

Cheers guys, but maybe take it elsewhere, like Incident Operations or something.
We want to see amusing pager messages here  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 22, 2007, 10:01:28 AM
1929264 09:10:03 22-05-07 MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 22/05/07 09:09,23 MORPHETT RD,MORPHETTVILLE, MAP 140 P 3 ,,FIRE LOCATED IN BACK BEDROOM,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES:

So is this appliance callsign a typo or something else??? 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 22, 2007, 01:47:41 PM
12:57:03   22-05-07   MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 22/05/07 12:56,23 MORPHETT RD,MORPHETTVILLE, MAP 140 P 3 ,,FIRE IN BEDROOM,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES: MFS

another typo ???  :lol:


nah i think there could be a new/spare appliance lurking around...

EDIT:  Ive just noticed ....thats the same property AND Daily Inc No. as the previous callout  :?  just 3 hours later....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on May 22, 2007, 03:14:31 PM
Considering this would have come through alerts the GO's should have been on the call with SOCC


What Groups Have the GO on there Alerts?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Camo on May 22, 2007, 04:33:14 PM
Ours does. (Gambier)

Think our alerts is made up of GO's & Op's Brigade.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 22, 2007, 04:39:30 PM
Our group alerts has the groupies and Naracoorte brigade officers take the calls...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 22, 2007, 10:38:09 PM
1908980 19:28:26 21-05-07 MORPHETT VALE INFO: WELL DONE TO JEFF SMITH, OUR NEWEST P1 DRIVER AS OF TONIGHT PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU STAY OFF THE ROAD WHEN HE IS DRIVING. THANKYOU SENIOR 4 - MAWSON BASE CFS Morphett Vale Info

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on May 22, 2007, 11:30:18 PM
12:57:03   22-05-07   MFS: RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE 22/05/07 12:56,23 MORPHETT RD,MORPHETTVILLE, MAP 140 P 3 ,,FIRE IN BEDROOM,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES: MFS

another typo ???  :lol:


nah i think there could be a new/spare appliance lurking around...

EDIT:  Ive just noticed ....thats the same property AND Daily Inc No. as the previous callout  :?  just 3 hours later....

Could just be a "false" appliance for comms staff training purposes?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on May 23, 2007, 09:02:07 AM
Another one with 981

1929264 08:19:16 23-05-07 MFS: RESPOND Assist SAAS 23/05/07 08:18,4 RICHMOND RD,KESWICK, MAP 129 L 2 ,,PATIENT LIFT, REAR OF THE ETSA BUILD,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES:

Edit: Just found this one from yesterday

1929264 14:52:33 22-05-07 MFS: RESPOND LPG Cylinder 22/05/07 14:51,68 TEST AVE,TESTOWN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,4KG BBQ CYL.,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES:

Could be for training??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on May 23, 2007, 09:31:19 AM
MFS: RESPOND Assist SAAS 23/05/07 08:18,4 RICHMOND RD,KESWICK, MAP 129 L 2 ,,PATIENT LIFT, REAR OF THE ETSA BUILD,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES  its back again
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on May 23, 2007, 09:33:24 AM
MFS: RESPOND BUILD IMPACT 23/05/07 08:24,22 CLIFFORD ST,PROSPECT, MAP 106 E 4 ,,CAR VS HOUSE, PERSONS TRAPPED , SAPOL,DAILY INC. NO. 10,981*CFSRES   has to be training
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 23, 2007, 10:44:59 AM
Daily incident numbers on test / training pages... Haven't seen that before..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 23, 2007, 12:03:04 PM
possibly to scare away the media ?   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 23, 2007, 05:33:40 PM
this may be related to it...

1929264 09:35:40 23-05-07 MFS: THIS IS A TESTING PAGER ID, BEING USED FOR TRAINING PURPOSES. WE ARE NOT FORGETTING YOU... ;-) 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 23, 2007, 06:40:19 PM
maybe they read this site as well?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on May 23, 2007, 10:25:22 PM
Quote
maybe they read this site as well?

Well this is SA Firefighter, not surprising that some paid MFS staff may occassionally frequent this site, not everyone here has to post 18 messages a day.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 23, 2007, 10:33:43 PM
1909179 17:41:15 23-05-07 SANTA HAS ARRIVED FROM MALALA CAPTAIN CFS Mallala Info

Did someone just get a new 34 perhaps...bit early for Santa :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 24, 2007, 01:45:58 PM
Quote
maybe they read this site as well?

Well this is SA Firefighter, not surprising that some paid MFS staff may occassionally frequent this site, not everyone here has to post 18 messages a day.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on May 24, 2007, 05:33:28 PM
1909006 16:31:35 24-05-07 ANYBODY AVAIL TO GO AND JUMP START PUMPER AND THEN GET IT BACK TO THE STATION PLS PH CHRIS VANSTONE ########## CFS Stirling Info  :?

one would hope they weren't going to a job :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 24, 2007, 05:47:29 PM
i think they where at a job if you look at the pager site??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 25, 2007, 12:59:22 AM
Stirling Pumper is still offline, replaced by Seaford 24P...

20:48:26  24-05-07  STRL: Seaford 24p is now energised and back online. Please remember to isolate power. Popie ##########
- That could have caused problems though ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 25, 2007, 04:27:24 PM
Stirling Pumper is still offline, replaced by Seaford 24P...

20:48:26  24-05-07  STRL: Seaford 24p is now energised and back online. Please remember to isolate power. Popie ##########
- That could have caused problems though ;)

hasn't that happened before to pumper at a job though. maybe you got a dodgy isolator!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 25, 2007, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: probationary one link=topic=333.msg27614#msg27614
hasn't that happened before to pumper at a job though. maybe you got a dodgy isolator!
Yeah, has happened before at a job... Doesn't happen often though :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 25, 2007, 06:57:54 PM
Appliance wasn't kept running at the job?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy on May 25, 2007, 10:10:49 PM
1909193 19:46:42 25-05-07 Good evening members, please be advise that their are a number of members away this weekend, so please if your around make yourself available for incidents and help the team out. Many Thanks - Captain CFS Dalkeith Info

1909188 19:46:57 25-05-07 MFS: RESPOND RCR 25/05/07 19:46,BLACK TOP RD,GOULD CREEK, MAP 62 H 9 ,,4-5 KM WEST OF ONE TREE HILL,DAILY INC. NO. 67,9219 9734*CFSRES: CFS Dalkeith Response

Just 15 seconds later.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on May 25, 2007, 11:58:49 PM
1925580 23:06:08 25-05-07 M171 Cat2 Sturt Police Station 333 Sturt Rd, Bedford Park 153 J4 

I wonder if they just ran across the road?  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 26, 2007, 12:20:39 PM
MFS: RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE 26/05/07 11:32,YAHL CFS,YAHL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,RUBBISH ON SIDE OF PICK ROAD NEAR DAYS HILL,DAILY INC. NO. 32,5528*CFSRES:

SHQ: YAHL **STOP CALL** FROM GAMBIER OPS CPTN - BURN OFF ONLY < 26/05/2007 11:40:37

May as well direct page the Ops captain for calls down there, he seems to race out to all the jobs before the brigade and put stops on them.  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 26, 2007, 09:05:54 PM
Time he let crews get to the job and see for them selfs or better still give him a Q/A for his own use...No wounder members are getting pissed off down that end of the south east when he keeps stop calling them and no one is on scene...(my view only)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on May 27, 2007, 08:41:08 AM
but why let the vollies waste there time if he knows its a burnoff he was notified of but failed to pass on?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on May 27, 2007, 09:45:44 AM
In his defence, he apparently lives close by and MFS were paged prior to CFS and were already mobile to the area. Apart from that as far as I know people dont have to advise others of burn offs out of the fire season.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on May 27, 2007, 05:19:42 PM
SALIS 34 AND ENGINE 58 BACK AT STATION

Are they running an MFS spare at the moment???

If so it's probably a bit better than giving them a standard 24....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on May 27, 2007, 05:54:34 PM
SALIS 34 AND ENGINE 58 BACK AT STATION

Are they running an MFS spare at the moment???

If so it's probably a bit better than giving them a standard 24....
MFS yes, but spare no. I believe this is a 1946 MFS appliance, so not much good as a spare. Someone may have some photos, i think ive seen some on here before, was at the CFS demo at the show last year as well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 27, 2007, 06:34:00 PM
hehe sounded like Salisbury were using a American import  :-P

any photos of 58???  would be interesting to see such a vintage appliance!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on May 27, 2007, 07:21:49 PM
photo's on ozfire under photo events
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 27, 2007, 09:55:01 PM
21:05:48 27-05-07 Hope u r working hard sunshine.....

Just reading sa fire fighter sweet pea...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 27, 2007, 10:02:09 PM
20:43:03 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLEVE RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ARNO BAY RD, HALF KM OUT OF CLEVE, CLEVE CAPTAIN INATTENDANCE. > 27/05/2007 8:42:57 PM

so is he "in attendance" and there already?
or is "inattendance" and not able to attend?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 28, 2007, 10:57:37 AM
17:55:46 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: WEETULTA RESPOND GRASS FIRE, IN THE SAND DUNES NEAR COOPERS REEF, PORT HUGHES - NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE < 27/05/2007 17:55:38

17:45:50 27-05-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 27/05/07 17:45,PORT HUGHES TWN,PORT HUGHES, MAP 000 0 0 ,,NEAR COOPERS REEF, SAND DUNES, NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE,DAILY INC. NO. 46,681 28819*CFSRES:

Was someone getting cold or too hot at Lovers Lane....  :mrgreen:

Would spoil the mood with the lights/sirens on the truck going past..  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on May 28, 2007, 03:11:33 PM
17:45:50 27-05-07 MFS: RESPOND GRASS FIRE 27/05/07 17:45,PORT HUGHES TWN,PORT HUGHES, MAP 000 0 0 ,,NEAR COOPERS REEF, SAND DUNES, NEED TO ACCESS VIA LOVERS LANE,DAILY INC. NO. 46,681 28819*CFSRES:

Was someone getting cold or too hot at Lovers Lane....  :mrgreen:

Would spoil the mood with the lights/sirens on the truck going past..  :roll:

Spoil the mood you reckon? Might enhance it  :evil:  :lol:


20:43:03 27-05-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: CLEVE RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ARNO BAY RD, HALF KM OUT OF CLEVE, CLEVE CAPTAIN INATTENDANCE. > 27/05/2007 8:42:57 PM

so is he "in attendance" and there already?
or is "inattendance" and not able to attend?

LOL Footy, always great to meet a fellow spelling nazi   :-D   Although I believe nonattendance would be the correct grammar if that's what was meant   :wink:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 28, 2007, 05:21:42 PM
Quite correct Blue,

but in my profession, I just have to know it's wrong, then i tell them to go and look at it in the dictionary

lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 28, 2007, 05:22:28 PM
15:46:53 28-05-07 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP- DRY SALESIAN HOUSE, I2: FIP - WET INSIDE HALL RIGHT SIDE, ST MARKS COLLEGE, 455 THE TERRACE, PORT PIRIE

so is it going to be renamed "Wet Selesian house"?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on May 28, 2007, 06:22:57 PM
Dare say the DRY means dry installation, ie smoke/thermal detectors and WET is the sprinkler system..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 28, 2007, 07:22:05 PM
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

Question for 1 million dollars is:  What is George foreman's favorite kitchen tool?

18:18:36   28-05-07   B FRYER NO CFS Mount Barker Info

18:20:11   28-05-07   A GRILLER YES CFS Mount Barker Info

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on May 28, 2007, 10:01:22 PM
Even after the fifty fifty knocked out c and d they still got it wrong  :-o
Should have phoned a friend....  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 31, 2007, 03:24:50 PM
14:29:20   31-05-07   Pls check use by dates on the chocolates in back fridge. 3/4 of them are out of date. Ta Monica

I can help with that... :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on June 04, 2007, 03:30:49 PM

1909083 13:15:04 04-06-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: YANKALILLA RESPOND TREE DOWN MAIN SOUTH RD, BETWEEN MYPOLONGA & YANKALILLA, 700M FROM YANKALILLA SEED BLOCKING ONE LANE... > 04/06/2007 13:15:07

 1909083 13:16:54 04-06-07 SHQ: CORRECTION BETWEEN YANKAPONGA AND YANKALILLA > 04/06/2007 13:16:58
 
 :lol: :lol: Now that would be a funny town name
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: standpipe on June 04, 2007, 05:59:18 PM
It's not a town. It is a property exactly half way between the two towns.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on June 04, 2007, 10:58:30 PM
I do know that it's not a town :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JamesGar on June 05, 2007, 10:53:48 AM
Yankaponga is the mid point between Myponga and Yankalilla - Property Name of a farm at that location
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 05, 2007, 04:24:55 PM
someone is getting an F


MFS: RESPOND Private Alarm 05/06/07 11:43,SEAFORD 6 TO 12 SCHOOL,GRAND BVD,SEAFORD, MAP 205 L 1 ,,SMOKE DETECTOR IN HOME EC AREA,DAILY INC. NO. 23,8334 8124 431 439*CFSRES: 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on June 06, 2007, 03:25:37 PM
i always laugh when my pager goes off for that one, because it is my school, so i have to leave school, jump on a truck and then respond back to school.

ohh, and they never evacuate when the alarms go off, which is annoying
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 06, 2007, 03:29:32 PM
how often does you school go off?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on June 06, 2007, 06:00:51 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 06, 2007, 06:08:02 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?

bus or a truck perhaps?


1928011 11:04:59 06-06-07 MFS: RESPOND Rescue Animal 06/06/07 11:03,LOT 93 BAINS RD,ONKAPARINGA HILLS, MAP 177 E 15 ,,MR CERONE, **** ****, HORSE STUCK IN HOLE FOR PAST 24 HRS, P3,DAILY INC. NO. 32,72820*CFSRES:

How long were they gonna wait before deciding to get the horse out?  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 06, 2007, 06:13:35 PM
well

MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
CFS - Para Group

then
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:29,SHORT RD,WATERLOO CORNER, MAP 49 P 13 ,,SAPOL ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 59,9619*CFSRES:

I hope it's the same fire???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 06, 2007, 06:24:53 PM
maybe not, the UBD reference is 9 pages difference
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 06, 2007, 06:33:31 PM
maybe not, the UBD reference is 9 pages difference
Wouldn't that make it an adjoining page above or below?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on June 06, 2007, 06:50:11 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:13,SHORT RD,PENFIELD GARDENS, MAP 40 K 8 ,,NEAR HEATH SLIP RD,DAILY INC. NO. 58,9619 9219 332*CFSRES:
Must be a good car fire if they need that many appliances!  :?

bus or a truck perhaps?

Nah just a car
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on June 06, 2007, 07:30:06 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 06/06/07 17:29,SHORT RD,WATERLOO CORNER, MAP 49 P 13 ,,SAPOL ON SCENE,DAILY INC. NO. 59,9619*CFSRES: CFS Virginia Response  wonder if its another cop car    :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on June 06, 2007, 09:04:29 PM
i always laugh when my pager goes off for that one, because it is my school, so i have to leave school, jump on a truck and then respond back to school.

ohh, and they never evacuate when the alarms go off, which is annoying

would have thought your education may be more important than CFS... do you leave school for any call?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on June 06, 2007, 10:19:29 PM
15:41:00   06-06-07   ATTENTION ASF BARTON AND FF BELLCHAMBERS YOU ARE BOTH ON DUTY THIS WEEK , AND AT LEAST ONE PAGER TEST THIS WEEK WOULD BE GOOD..S/O BAXTER

15:43:00   06-06-07   very delicately put Clive, well done, I think they will get the message

15:54:39   06-06-07   They probably thought you would be out catching cod and would not miss a couple of tests, dumb filtered
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 10, 2007, 03:21:24 PM
03:03:41 10-06-07 STRL: :-) *cfsres

Good time of night for a pager test...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 10, 2007, 04:10:44 PM
hah i bet that person will be popular
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on June 12, 2007, 01:38:42 PM
some ammusing pager messges today....  :roll:

1916945  09:00:53 12-06-07 Hi Darling, have you had any calls from <NAME REMOVED> today? Love you <NAME REMOVED> xx


1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, we have confirmation of calls from <NAME REMOVED> from *********** to your mobile and home
phone. We aslo note there are several calls from public
2of2:telephones. Please advised what action you would like us to take.


1916945  13:03:21 12-06-07 1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, a private investigator is avaiable for two weeks from tomorrow re <NAME REMOVED>. We
                           suggest you speak to her husband prior to this and let us know
1916945  13:03:25 12-06-07 2of2:if the survellence will still be required.



Mod Note: Think we'll keep details out of this one :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on June 12, 2007, 03:56:12 PM
Hmmm... might have to check the pager site now !

 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 12, 2007, 04:18:46 PM
Sounds like an episode of Cheaters is gonna be aired here in South Australia 
:-o :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on June 12, 2007, 04:41:49 PM
1926884 11:50:50 12-06-07 console0:contact s/o Wilson at camden station asap re cfs appliance

What the?? i really think it's a step back going from a scania to a hino :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on June 12, 2007, 05:23:49 PM
some ammusing pager messges today....  :roll:

1916945  09:00:53 12-06-07 Hi Darling, have you had any calls from <NAME REMOVED> today? Love you <NAME REMOVED> xx


1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, we have confirmation of calls from <NAME REMOVED> from *********** to your mobile and home
phone. We aslo note there are several calls from public
2of2:telephones. Please advised what action you would like us to take.


1916945  13:03:21 12-06-07 1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, a private investigator is avaiable for two weeks from tomorrow re <NAME REMOVED>. We
                           suggest you speak to her husband prior to this and let us know
1916945  13:03:25 12-06-07 2of2:if the survellence will still be required.



Mod Note: Think we'll keep details out of this one :)


I think you might find it is not a case of a love affair gone wrong, but a client of the agency involved, who appears to be creating some issues for an individual within that service.... (and unrelated to any love affairs)

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24P on June 12, 2007, 07:54:57 PM
Someone's not happy
THERE IS TRAINING TONIGHT IT STARTED AT 1900....ITS ABOUT TIME SOME OF YOU STARTED MAKING THE EFFORT......YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...S/O BAXTER
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on June 12, 2007, 08:50:27 PM
If that works so be it,get them off their rear ends and down to the station for training....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on June 13, 2007, 05:43:49 PM
Not particulary ammusing but did someone forget to ring someone

1919304 15:03:09 13-06-07 SHQ: CFSRES: BARMERA & PARINGA RESPOND HAZMAT, ORGANO PHOSPHATE, MURTHO ROAD, 10 KM FROM RENMARK, BERRI POLICE ON SCENE < 13/06/2007 3:03:19 PM


1928812 15:04:26 13-06-07 SHQ: MARK, BARMERA, PARINGA, MFS RESPONDING HAZMAT, PARINGA, ORGANO PHOSPHATE, PH SOCC FOR DETAILS < 13/06/2007 3:04:38 PM

1918616 15:19:05 13-06-07 MFS: RESPOND Hazmat Incident 13/06/07 15:16,MURTHO ST,RENMARK, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ORGANO PHOSPHATE SUICIDE,DAILY INC. NO. 26,618*CFSRES:
 



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on June 13, 2007, 06:06:57 PM
1919170   16:45:26   13-06-07   ATTENTION BRIGADE CAPTAINS/ADMIN OFFICERS GROUP OFFICER REQUIRES STOCK NUMBERS OF AFFF 6% PHONE AND BFFF BUSHFIRE FIGHTING PHONE AND CARTONS OF DRINKING WATER BY SUNDAY EVENING XXXXXXXXXX

I think that person meant 'Foam'!!!!  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 14, 2007, 10:27:28 AM
some ammusing pager messges today....  :roll:

1916945  09:00:53 12-06-07 Hi Darling, have you had any calls from <NAME REMOVED> today? Love you <NAME REMOVED> xx


1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, we have confirmation of calls from <NAME REMOVED> from *********** to your mobile and home
phone. We aslo note there are several calls from public
2of2:telephones. Please advised what action you would like us to take.


1916945  13:03:21 12-06-07 1of2:<NAME REMOVED>, a private investigator is avaiable for two weeks from tomorrow re <NAME REMOVED>. We
                           suggest you speak to her husband prior to this and let us know
1916945  13:03:25 12-06-07 2of2:if the survellence will still be required.



Mod Note: Think we'll keep details out of this one :)


This has been ongoing for some time now - very upsetting for the person involved. The joys of being in an agency susceptible to this sort of stuff!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 14, 2007, 02:58:34 PM
TRAINING TONIGHT IS LARGE BA EXERCISE & FAMILIARISATION TOUR OF ROYAL ADELAIDE HOSP - ALL ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND PARTICULARLY ALL BA OPERATORS - MEET AT STATION 19.00 HRS SHARP - FROM SIMON 04xxxxxxxxxxx

sounds like fun
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 15, 2007, 01:05:10 AM
00:22:09    15-06-07   LN2 JUST FOR YOUR INFO ITS 4 DEG IN ADELAIDE - ITS NICE AND COSY UP HERE - :-) SAAS

ROFL...anyone feel the chill right now?...i got my snow gear ready atm  :-D  "LET IT SNOW!!"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on June 15, 2007, 07:36:50 AM
filtered cold here in Naracoorte -3
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on June 15, 2007, 01:01:45 PM
Mdws Info: New CFS Call Receipt & Despatch system starts on 1st July (this year!). For us, nothing will change. For definitions of "nothing" and "change" pls contact




well put :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 15, 2007, 03:29:41 PM
MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 15/06/07 14:01,NEWLAND WY,MAWSON LAKES, MAP 82 E 3 ,,SMOKE COMING FROM AMBULANCE,DAILY INC. NO. 36,9119 321*CFSRES:

hope know one gets to embarrassed  :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Kenny on June 15, 2007, 11:08:04 PM
Hope know one gets to embarrassed  :oops:

maybe... :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 15, 2007, 11:11:26 PM
Hope know one gets to embarrassed  :oops:

maybe... :P
Classic :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 16, 2007, 09:35:16 AM
oh you lot take all the fun out of it :oops: :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 17, 2007, 04:30:59 PM
   BE AWARE. SASES CREWS ARE BEING SENT TO NSW AS OF TOMORROW. ADELAIDE HILLS IS NOW ASSISTING WITH COVERAGE IN THE FOLLOWING AREAS: STRATH, MURRARY BRIDGE, STURT, METRO SOUTH AND ANYWHERE ELSE. PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF EXTRA AVAILABLE THIS WEEK
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on June 17, 2007, 07:05:28 PM
1909187   18:22:33   17-06-07   MFS: RESPOND Vehicle Fire 17/06/07 18:22,DALKEITH CFS,DALKEITH, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAR ON FIRE AT CFS STATION,DAILY INC. NO. 43,9219 331*CFSRES:
CFS - Para Group

Not far to go to this one. :lol: Hope they can still get the appliance out to extinguish it. lol  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on June 17, 2007, 11:55:22 PM
General enquiry,
the messages I have seen relate to personal info being posted, can some-one please advise me if that is acceptable?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on June 18, 2007, 07:31:26 AM
If someone does not wish to have their personal message on the pager site they have to send a email and that pager will not come up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on June 18, 2007, 08:10:43 AM
If messages contain information that is considered of a personal nature, all forum users are asked to remove 'identifying' parts of the message.

As 5271rescue said, queries with what is broadcast on the pager sites must be directed to the email contact for those sites. Any personal pager numbers will be removed upon request.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on June 18, 2007, 08:32:09 AM
further to your replys, the person who was named, was not aware of this happening until it was too late as they have no connection with any of the emergency services or the agencys and certainly doesnt have a pager.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on June 18, 2007, 09:43:54 AM
yes this happens when someone, usually a MFS/CFS/SAAS member, with a GRN pager, also has the Link operator answering service and diverts their phone (office, mobile etc) to the Link operator instead of voicemail.  The operator takes the message and sends it as a page to the person's GRN pager.  Therefore anyone calling that person can have their message transmitted over the paging network.  Most people are under the impression such messages are private but they are not.  I personally believe people running pager decoding sites on the web should be filtering out such messages and people who post them to forums such as this should remove any personal info (like names and phone numbers) or just not post them at all.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on June 18, 2007, 09:54:06 AM
THIS THREAD IS FOR FUN Messages, we have been very lenient on what is posted here. It is important for everyone to use good judgement on what is acceptable.

Moderators not always monitoring this site and so it's everyone's job to make sure we do the right thing.

This thread is for having a bit of fun with stuff that comes across the network but it's not for copying and pasting every little bit of intriguing info. If you read the paging sites leave it there if it's not emergency services related and funny.

But continue to post the funny stuff.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 18, 2007, 07:32:58 PM
COMPTON INFO - TRAINING THIS WEDNESDAY IS A TRIP TO THE AMBULANCE STATION. TRUCK LEAVES STATION AT 6.15PM. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.472 / Virus Database: 269.9.0/852 CFS Compton Info

Well thats good to know....cos im sure no one wants a virus on there pager  :evil: :-P :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on June 19, 2007, 01:25:08 PM
11:50:23 19-06-07 MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 19/06/07 11:49,GRAND TRUNKWAY -,TORRENS ISLAND, MAP 80 G 2 ,,POWER BOARD ON FIRE,DAILY INC. NO. 30,205 41 251 361 281*CFSRES: MFS Car 41

12:26:40 19-06-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: BURNSIDE RESPOND CHANGE OF QUARTERS TO ADELAIDE STN < 19/06/2007 12:26:34 CFS Lofty Group Officers Response
12:26:38 19-06-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: BURNSIDE RESPOND CHANGE OF QUARTERS TO ADELAIDE STN < 19/06/2007 12:26:34 CFS Burnside Response

12:34:07 19-06-07 MFS: RESPOND ALARM 10/220 19/06/07 12:33,AUSTRALIAN RED CROSS,209 WAKEFIELD ST ,ADELAIDE, MAP 4 F 10 ,,FIP SOUTH WALL INSIDE DOOR,,DAILY INC. NO. 36,441 2919*CFSRES: CFS Burnside Response

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy on June 19, 2007, 02:07:33 PM
13:32:04 19-06-07 SIG INC: LAST CORRECTION: NSW DEPLOYMENT NOMINATIONS TO UNIT MANAGERS BY 12:00 HRS WED 20 JUNE (TOMORROW) FROM SHQ SES Info messages

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 
13:29:44 19-06-07 SIG INC: CORRECTION: NSW DEPLOYMENT NOMINATIONS TO UNIT MANAGERS BY 12:00 HRS WED 20 JULY FROM SHQ SES Info messages

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13:25:44 19-06-07 SIG INC: SES CREWS REQUIRED FOR PROV. DEPLOY TO NSW ON FRIDAY. NOMINATIONS TO UNIT MANAGERS BY 12:00 HRS 20 JULY FROM SHQ SES Info messages
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on June 19, 2007, 04:13:56 PM
Quote
11:50:23 19-06-07 MFS: RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE 19/06/07 11:49,GRAND TRUNKWAY -,TORRENS ISLAND, MAP 80 G 2 ,,POWER BOARD ON FIRE,DAILY INC. NO. 30,205 41 251 361 281*CFSRES: MFS Car 41

I thought I remember reading that the Torrens Island Power station actually fell in Salisbury CFS area. No CFS involvement today though apart from Burnside doing a COQ.

If I recall correctly there was a Hazmat job out there a couple of years ago that CFS took care of. Can anyone confirm ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 19, 2007, 08:02:47 PM
1919304 17:49:21 19-06-07 SHQ: *CFSRES: BARMERA RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT 21 LANGDON TCE, BARMERA, **PRIORITY TWO** - ISSUE WITH AIR CONDITONER.... < 19/06/2007 17:49:40

Sounds like Barmera has become a full time Air Conditioning repair brigade as well  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on June 20, 2007, 08:47:36 AM
I understand that Torrens Island falls under Salisbury CFS for second alarm. why no page yesterday, well I have no idea why on that one.  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 20, 2007, 10:31:04 AM
MFS: RESPOND LPG Cylinder 20/06/07 04:03,SEAFORD RD,SEAFORD, MAP 195 F 14 ,,PREMISES OF SEAFORD PETROLEUM - APPROX 1KM FROM SOUTH RD HEADING WEST - SELF SERVICE LPG OUTLET - LPG LEAKING FROM SAPOL,DAILY INC. NO. 9,8334 8124 431*CFSRES:

Ha! i knew some of those SAPOL officers smelt funny :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on June 20, 2007, 10:41:04 AM
maybe it was Methane and not LPG  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 20, 2007, 02:15:48 PM
1909463  21:39:42  19-06-07  Big your piano, be a real man Chicks always laugh at me and even guys did in the WC toilets! Well now I smile :) at them because I took megadlk for 6 months and now my disk is much bigger than NATION average piano size. :p http://www.odras

:| WTH?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 20, 2007, 02:22:31 PM
looks like someones spam is being forwarded to there pager  lol....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on June 22, 2007, 10:27:43 AM
mmm sounds like virus talk to me!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on June 22, 2007, 08:49:17 PM
1926891   19:06:06   22-06-07   MFS: IS THE OWNER A ROCKET SCIENTIST OR A BRAIN SURGEON? MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

 :lol: :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on June 24, 2007, 08:37:08 PM
1909702 19:23:59 24-06-07 BV188 HELLO, IF YOU HAVE THIS PAGER AND SHOULDN'T... PLEASE CALL ANGASTON STATION ASAP! SAAS Barossa Valley

thats a new one do the station over leave the ambulance and all the drugs behind and take ..........................the pager?!  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 27, 2007, 08:01:54 AM
02:38:04   27-06-07   SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BARKER RESPOND MVA, WISTOW TO STRATHALBYN ROAD, WISTOW, 2 KM FROM WISTOW TOWARDS STRATHALBYN, CAR VS COW. < 27/06/2007 2:37:56 AM CFS Mount Barker Response

while not entirely amusing, how on earth did the cow get on the road? Full moon???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 27, 2007, 11:03:44 AM
02:38:04   27-06-07   SHQ: *CFSRES: MT BARKER RESPOND MVA, WISTOW TO STRATHALBYN ROAD, WISTOW, 2 KM FROM WISTOW TOWARDS STRATHALBYN, CAR VS COW. < 27/06/2007 2:37:56 AM CFS Mount Barker Response

while not entirely amusing, how on earth did the cow get on the road? Full moon???

Not unusual at all! Welcome to my world...... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: P P Snake on June 27, 2007, 04:30:00 PM
DEZZA 34P SHOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU ABOUT A COW ON THE ROAD, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DIDN'T YOUR BRIGADE GO TO A JOB WITH STOCK ON ROAD SOMETIME AGO :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 27, 2007, 04:32:11 PM
Sounds like the cow was out for a stroll under the moolight  :roll: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on June 27, 2007, 04:47:57 PM
MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 45 - 27/06/07 14:43,RESPOND To,24 PILTON ST,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ASSIST LARGE MAN STUCK IN BATH,519*CFSRES:  :-o

Interesting Job???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 27, 2007, 05:58:19 PM
Quote
DEZZA 34P SHOULDN'T SURPRISE YOU ABOUT A COW ON THE ROAD, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT DIDN'T YOUR BRIGADE GO TO A JOB WITH STOCK ON ROAD SOMETIME AGO tongue

 :? :? :? :?......... :-D   sigh i should of remembered  :lol:  Incident Type: "Cattle Muster".....come to think about it, it woulda been good to put a red flag warning out...cept a Bull may have thought differently of that red flag... :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 28, 2007, 03:34:43 PM
M/BRIDGE BUMPER BACK IN STATION & CREW STANDING DOWN - M/BRIDGE CAPTAIN

I want a Bumper
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 28, 2007, 04:45:02 PM
MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 41 - 28/06/07 15:16,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,KAPUNDA SES,KAPUNDA, MAP 0 A 0 ,,ASSIST CFS CAR INTO DITCH.NIL TRAPPED.VEHICLE RECOVERY,75829*CFSRES:

Doh! :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on June 28, 2007, 07:01:43 PM
Is that Assist CFS. Car into Ditch.

or was it:

Assist CFS car into ditch e.g. group car???

 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on June 28, 2007, 07:12:35 PM
I'd say it's the first one - hopefully.....If I was in a CFS car and needed help I'd put out a page to the local brigade saying xyz brigade please contact xyz person on GRN XXX.

No chance I'd do a general call for help - never live it down :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 28, 2007, 09:19:09 PM
could almost be assist car into ditch but i doubt it :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 28, 2007, 10:12:00 PM
Is that Assist CFS. Car into Ditch.

or was it:

Assist CFS car into ditch e.g. group car???

 :?

SHQ: *CFSRES: KAPUNDA RESPOND MVA, KAPUNDA-EUDUNDA RD, NEAR "ILLAWARRA" - VEHICLE ON LPG < 28/06/2007 15:10:47

CFS were responded first, so it'd be the first one :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on June 29, 2007, 04:27:03 PM
COMPTON INFO - TRAINING THIS WEDNESDAY IS A TRIP TO THE AMBULANCE STATION. TRUCK LEAVES STATION AT 6.15PM. No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.472 / Virus Database: 269.9.0/852 CFS Compton Info

Well thats good to know....cos im sure no one wants a virus on there pager  :evil: :-P :lol:

HA! Thats funny  :-D Why do we need to go to the hospital if we're virus free?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on June 29, 2007, 07:25:50 PM
i thought they were off to the ambulance station and not the hospital blue??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on June 30, 2007, 06:00:39 PM
 30-06-07 SHQ: CFSRES: IRON KNOB RESPOND GRASS FIRE, NEAR PUMP HOUSE, NUTBUSH < 30/06/2007 10:18:36 AM

I wonder if this is near the city limits?...lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 30, 2007, 08:10:18 PM
19:13:17 30-06-07 SHQ: ALL CFS VOLUNTEERS AND STAFF: SOC RELOCATES AS OF 1ST JULY. ITS BEEN GREAT WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU FOR APPROX 40 YEARS! THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, STAY SAFE, FROM THE CFS OPS CENTRE OFFICERS < 30/06/2007 7:13:09 PM CFS HQ Info

Thanks Oscar Charlie  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on June 30, 2007, 08:50:57 PM
:-o wow 40 years i cant believe its been that long  :cry:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on June 30, 2007, 09:23:15 PM
1 more thing I would like to add in reference to pager messages going public, have looked into it further after the so called "love triagle" message recipient involved the boys in blue, the boys in blue's advise was that personal details on  a site like SAFF indeed is illegal and will be looked into further.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 30, 2007, 10:29:03 PM
19:13:17 30-06-07 SHQ: ALL CFS VOLUNTEERS AND STAFF: SOC RELOCATES AS OF 1ST JULY. ITS BEEN GREAT WORKING WITH ALL OF YOU FOR APPROX 40 YEARS! THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT, STAY SAFE, FROM THE CFS OPS CENTRE OFFICERS < 30/06/2007 7:13:09 PM CFS HQ Info

the end of an era
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on June 30, 2007, 10:31:37 PM
1919086   21:48:32   30-06-07   console4:footys finished and bugger all on the telly mate..might as well slip in a house fire????


What where they thinking :?

They betta not have jinxed it!!! :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on July 01, 2007, 02:44:31 PM
Well one would hope that those that did the last shift and other staff at SOCC had a big piss up and said good bye to a very good system.I guess the new radio staff at MFS will not be happy if we are happy in the wee small hours as we acknowledge a page in our happy voice....To those staff at the old SOCC I thank you for your support and happy words in the wee small hours.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 01, 2007, 02:58:37 PM
14:10:50 01-07-07 HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BE AWARE THE CAPTAIN MAY HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING OUR NAMES FROM NOW ON... HAPPY 35TH CAP - H/V STATION 

Hiccup :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 01, 2007, 03:22:47 PM
Yeah i agree blinky  :-( SOC were always happy to respond to our happy voices over the radio when it came to acknowledging pager calls how about each region sends Adelaide Fire a welcome basket full of goodies like a box of beer and so on  :-D that way they know were real friendly
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Comms on July 01, 2007, 03:42:49 PM
Coopers Pale Ale please
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on July 01, 2007, 04:55:09 PM
No way robert i am not sending beer they can buy there own.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 01, 2007, 05:44:46 PM
16:51:09   01-07-07   MFS: *CFSRES: (brigade) RESPOND (incident type), (location), (other info.) 01/07/2007 4:50:26PM

interesting...looks like MFS is looking at just doin the SHQ SOCC paging scheme....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 01, 2007, 05:55:24 PM
Maybe just brushing up on the backup system??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on July 01, 2007, 06:21:47 PM
Simply a test for the back up system, if you notice on the paging log today, all responses were in the standard SAMFS format, albeit using numbers for a short time until the conversion table is finished, seems everyone responded, so it must work.

Also noticed that Heysen Group have taken a stance on resource tracking and told their crews to stay on 124 until a station opens, unlike the format sent out in the FAQ saying to go to your local TG if a station is open or not. Good work, we must be the only service in the WORLD that doesn't do comms through a central communications centre.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on July 01, 2007, 07:26:19 PM
Good to see the operators also using K codes on 124 as well hey.  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 01, 2007, 09:27:12 PM
1908545 20:03:59 01-07-07 NC188 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908547 19:56:29 01-07-07 MG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1924962 19:56:07 01-07-07 NG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908542 19:55:35 01-07-07 PN181 Cat 2 - V/A

 1909373 19:57:39 01-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 59 - 01/07/07 19:57,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PENOLA CFS,PENOLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,5K NORTH OF PENOLA ON RD TO ADELAIDE - CNROF ENENHOPE RD- NO TRAPPED OR INJURED - FROM MT GAMBIER POLICE,5749*CFSRES:

Intersting.....thats a few ambulances for no injured???

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on July 01, 2007, 09:50:32 PM
They sent Mt Gambier home and responded Naracoorte when they realised it was the Naracoorte side of Penola. Also Penola SAAS was having trouble raising a full crew so thats why Nangwarry was sent. There are only a few career SAAS stations in the SE.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on July 02, 2007, 07:14:04 AM
naracoorte,nangwarry,millicent and mount gambier are the only staff saas in the southeast,they are looking at opening a new saas staff station in the region due to the volunteers not getting out the door.90% of the time naracoorte will go to penola/lucindale and kingston but of late they have been going north to back up keith/bordertown...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smokey Bear on July 02, 2007, 09:58:21 AM
naracoorte,nangwarry,millicent and mount gambier are the only staff saas in the southeast,they are looking at opening a new saas staff station in the region due to the volunteers not getting out the door.90% of the time naracoorte will go to penola/lucindale and kingston but of late they have been going north to back up keith/bordertown...

I have family in SAAS down that way and im pretty sure they told me Nangwarry was volunteer
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 02, 2007, 10:03:00 AM
Can some-one let us know where paging and paging 1 pages have dissappeared to?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on July 02, 2007, 10:11:30 AM
They are external sites, not pages within this site and are not affiliated with SAFF. The links had been created as a courtesy to the fire and rescue community.

To avoid confusion the links have been removed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 02, 2007, 10:13:59 AM
so where to we find those paging links/pages?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 02, 2007, 10:18:30 AM
considering those 2 paging links have always been found within the SAFF site, I dont understand why they were removed, after all thats where some of the emergency volunteers and their families have found them to view.
Can see those people being confused now!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on July 02, 2007, 10:51:32 AM
Yes Nangwarry is definitely a volunteer station.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on July 02, 2007, 01:19:31 PM
UP TO 20 PEOPLE MISSING NEAR GRANITE ISLAND ALL BOATS AND CREWS REQUIRED URGENT VMR 521
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hicksflat14 on July 02, 2007, 02:54:06 PM
And how is that amusing Mack?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 02, 2007, 03:03:47 PM
Now come on Hicks flat..  Where was your comment re:

Quote

1908545 20:03:59 01-07-07 NC188 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908547 19:56:29 01-07-07 MG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1924962 19:56:07 01-07-07 NG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908542 19:55:35 01-07-07 PN181 Cat 2 - V/A

 1909373 19:57:39 01-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 59 - 01/07/07 19:57,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PENOLA CFS,PENOLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,5K NORTH OF PENOLA ON RD TO ADELAIDE - CNROF ENENHOPE RD- NO TRAPPED OR INJURED - FROM MT GAMBIER POLICE,5749*CFSRES:

Intersting.....thats a few ambulances for no injured???

or..
Quote
16:51:09   01-07-07   MFS: *CFSRES: (brigade) RESPOND (incident type), (location), (other info.) 01/07/2007 4:50:26PM

interesting...looks like MFS is looking at just doin the SHQ SOCC paging scheme....

Clearly it was posted as it was generally interesting or un-usual..

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 02, 2007, 03:20:37 PM
UP TO 20 PEOPLE MISSING NEAR GRANITE ISLAND ALL BOATS AND CREWS REQUIRED URGENT VMR 521


Nice to see it took 6 incidents for south coast SES to call in some assistance with storm damage albiet from yankalilla.

5 jobs on the go and then they get this

1908073 13:39:32 02-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 44 - 02/07/07 13:39,RESPOND COLLAPSED BUILD,FOSTER PL,GOOLWA, MAP 307 L 6 ,,GARDEN SHED ABOUT TO BLOW INTO NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HOUSE. MRS LEWIS 85555092 P2,79550 73229*CFSRES

Only 300metres from our station.

Yes i realise storm damage isn't our primary job but with this many calls shouldn't they be passing some of these jobs onto CFS????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hicksflat14 on July 02, 2007, 03:38:53 PM
Now come on Hicks flat..  Where was your comment re:

Quote

1908545 20:03:59 01-07-07 NC188 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908547 19:56:29 01-07-07 MG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1924962 19:56:07 01-07-07 NG181 Cat2 Penola Rd, Penola POLICE REQUIRED
1908542 19:55:35 01-07-07 PN181 Cat 2 - V/A

 1909373 19:57:39 01-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 59 - 01/07/07 19:57,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PENOLA CFS,PENOLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,5K NORTH OF PENOLA ON RD TO ADELAIDE - CNROF ENENHOPE RD- NO TRAPPED OR INJURED - FROM MT GAMBIER POLICE,5749*CFSRES:

Intersting.....thats a few ambulances for no injured???

or..
Quote
16:51:09   01-07-07   MFS: *CFSRES: (brigade) RESPOND (incident type), (location), (other info.) 01/07/2007 4:50:26PM

interesting...looks like MFS is looking at just doin the SHQ SOCC paging scheme....

Clearly it was posted as it was generally interesting or un-usual..



For the first one, one would assume that someone found it funny that there were so many ambulances going to something with "NO TRAPPED OR INJURED".

The last one.... who knows. Perhaps they found it funny because the MFS may have finally realised that the CFSRES part often gets corru[58ted or dropped off at the end so it would be a good idea to put it near the start. What will be amusing is when MFS finally realise that they don't need to take up a whole pager screen with "DAILY INC. NO. 69" and could simply go "JOB 69" or similar! Either way, both posts are funnier than stop messages a certain southern brigade puts out.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on July 02, 2007, 04:11:17 PM
And how is that amusing Mack?

good to see your still here.  :roll:

obviously posted as an interesting pager message... this discussion has been had before re; amussing/interesting...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on July 02, 2007, 04:30:51 PM
silly me nangwarry have a guy there all day monday to friday who is a Volunteer and that is why they get out the door all the time......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on July 02, 2007, 05:30:28 PM
16:53:32 02-07-07 PLS PH MARK RET YOUR CALL - CAUGHT UP IN INTERVIEW - IF POSSIBLE PLS PH AROUND 4:20 AS AM GOING INTO ANOTHER MEETING AT 4:30 YOU KNOW NUMBER

I guess he missed the 4:20 deadline.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on July 02, 2007, 07:29:40 PM
Please note there is now a thread for interesting pager messages - please use that thread rather than this one for the discussion of general interest paging stuff.

This one is for the quirky funny things we see across the networks.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on July 02, 2007, 08:07:40 PM
1927493  19:35:24 02-07-07 ROBIN RANG EMMA HAS ARRIVED WITH DRUGS



hmmmmm.....   8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on July 02, 2007, 09:14:04 PM
NRNE: NAIRNE INFO: THIS IS A TEST PAGE ONLY, IF YOU DON'T GET IT LET STATION KNOW - NAIRNE STATION - 2/07/2007 8:34:34 PM

CLASSIC; That works for me :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 5271rescue on July 02, 2007, 09:24:51 PM
where has the pager site gone????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on July 02, 2007, 09:28:03 PM
http://www.safirefighter.com/boards/index.php?topic=333.msg28434#msg28434
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sapolpd on July 03, 2007, 01:09:19 AM
1908920 20:36:22 02-07-07 NRNE: NAIRNE INFO: THIS IS A TEST PAGE ONLY, IF YOU DON'T GET IT LET STATION KNOW - NAIRNE STATION - 2/07/2007 8:34:34 PM


Umm how do I know if my pager didn't get the message?? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 03, 2007, 04:39:37 PM
Umm how do I know if my pager didn't get the message?? :?

You check the pager scanner...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 03, 2007, 10:17:18 PM
Yeah it would help if you actually had a brigade pager :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 09, 2007, 04:10:20 PM
MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 33 - 09/07/07 14:06,RESPOND Rescue Animal,35 MANNINGTON RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 H 11 ,,LOST BUDGIE IN TREE,331*CfSsES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

14:22:34   09-07-07   MFS: WAS THE BIRD A BUDGIE OR A CROW? MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

ummm....in the first place...dont birds live in trees  :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 09, 2007, 04:36:52 PM
Maybe its the Hawthorn Football Club mascot  :lol: after all Hawthorn got smashed by Adelaide to the tune of 71 points last Saturday night  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Gilly on July 09, 2007, 05:05:31 PM
"Adelaide fire, stop for animal rescue elizabeth, bird recovered"
"SQUARK SQUARK SQUARK" (from ad. fire)  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 09, 2007, 08:28:00 PM
 :roll: :roll: sounds like they finally got the hawthorn mascot to come down from the tree  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 10, 2007, 01:48:28 PM
12:42:52   10-07-07   SEFD: INTRUDER ALARM ACTIVATED AT SEAFORD STATION CFSRES CFS Seaford Info

12:44:27   10-07-07   Seaford 24 back with one more qualified driver who doesnt know how to turn the alarm off sorry SNR1 - SEAFORD STATION

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 10, 2007, 04:47:45 PM
1926891 15:54:01 10-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 29 - 10/07/07 15:54,RESPOND Rescue Animal,2 SALWAY ST,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 J 10 ,,CAT UPA TREE,331*CFSRES:

Sounds like it must have been vet day  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 10, 2007, 10:38:02 PM
is it just me.....or has every paging feed been spamed by a filtered Uninteruptable Power Supply "POWER RESTORED MESSAGE"    :| :| :| :|

wouldnt this actually catch the eye of GRN techies?!?!

Now we can imagine nonstop continuous Spam in the form of Radio waves floating around all our heads and pagers     :evil:   Fishies!

oh and who ever must be reciving these page's....battery must already be flat lol!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 10, 2007, 11:24:39 PM
This might explain it :lol: :lol:

1923344 22:48:52 10-07-07 UPS report from server01 Power restored! The utility power restored. SES? Idiot with UPS
1923351 22:48:50 10-07-07 UPS report from server01 Power restored! The utility power restored. SES? Idiot2 with UPS


 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on July 11, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
Not a page, but funny still
Girl on Totally Wild was talking about dry fire fighting techniques (Victoria)
She walking talking about her PPE and said that it was fire proof cos it was coated with propane

LOL

Think she may have been nervous and meant Proban......  :-D  :-D  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 12, 2007, 04:39:41 PM
1919313 12:03:44 12-07-07 ATT BARMERA MEMBERS PAGER TESTING OF BONNEY LODGE AND HOSPITAL ABOUT TO COMMENCE DO NOT RESPOND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

1919303 12:48:33 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION
1919304 12:48:31 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION

1919303 12:51:57 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION
1919304 12:51:55 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION

1919303 12:56:06 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION
1919304 12:56:05 12-07-07 BARM: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND BARMERA STATION

1919313 12:57:59 12-07-07 PAGER TESTING COMPLETE - RESPOND AS NORMAL

1919303 13:01:59 12-07-07 MFS: *CFSRES: GLOSSOP RESPOND TO FIRE ALARM AT BARMERA/ FURTHER INFO CONTACT G/O CHAFFEY ON 209 12/07/2007 1:01:25 PM
1919306 13:01:57 12-07-07 MFS: *CFSRES: GLOSSOP RESPOND TO FIRE ALARM AT BARMERA/ FURTHER INFO CONTACT G/O CHAFFEY ON 209 12/07/2007 1:01:25 PM


Ha Ha Ha Oops did someone forget to tell the GO  :oops: :lol:


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on July 13, 2007, 04:11:03 PM
MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 53 - 13/07/07 14:30,RESPOND To,NICOLSON AV,WHYALLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,WESTLANDS SHOPS SILVER COMMODORE XHG 424 CHILD WITH HEAD STUCK IN HEAD REST NEAR LIQUORLAND,529*CFSRES:

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on July 13, 2007, 11:30:53 PM
1918593   18:22:58   13-07-07   MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 68 - 13/07/07 18:22,RESPOND FUEL SPILLAGE,TRENT RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AT THE FIRE STATION,519*CFSRES: MFS Pt Augusta Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 16, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
1918593   18:22:58   13-07-07   MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 68 - 13/07/07 18:22,RESPOND FUEL SPILLAGE,TRENT RD,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,AT THE FIRE STATION,519*CFSRES: MFS Pt Augusta Response

Must be trying to get their call rate up :-P :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on July 22, 2007, 03:34:31 PM
 1905679 17:16:52 21-07-07 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE WHOS UP 4 SUM NUDE SUN BAKING TOMMOROW EN JOY THE SUN RALPH MFS Kapunda Response  :?

Close knit mob down there Kapunda.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 22, 2007, 07:48:17 PM
1908881 19:11:43 22-07-07 Training tomorrow is choice of traffic control- 8pm at Summertown Stn (meet at BR Stn ready to go at 7.45 or make own way there) - OR pumping exercise from 8pm, meet at BR Stn. Pip

Can we go 50/50  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 22, 2007, 07:59:58 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Can I ring a friend???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 25, 2007, 09:34:58 AM
1924232 08:46:52 25-07-07 UNMARKED POLICE MOTOR BIKE AT WILLIAMSTOWN WITH SPEED CAMERA Ian Hewitson

Ok you Williamstown guys thats a heads up :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 25, 2007, 10:42:26 AM
25/07/07 09:53,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MURRAY ST,NURIOOTPA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAR LEAKING FLUID FROM LOCAL POLICE,IN CAR PK MITRE 10

yes, welll .... a few comments come to mind about "leaking fluid from local police"
say no more
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on July 25, 2007, 12:01:41 PM
There was nothing suspicious about that spill........

It was radiator fluid if you must know  :roll:

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 25, 2007, 06:19:10 PM
16:33:37 25-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 42 - 25/07/07 16:33,RESPOND To,28 MILAN TCE,STIRLING, MAP 157 F 1 ,,LAWN MOWER ON FIRE,9019*CFSRES:

That is a nice way to stop mowing the lawns....    :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: dodgy on July 25, 2007, 07:58:45 PM
That is a nice way to stop mowing the lawns.... 

and a sneaky way to water the lawn too!! 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 25, 2007, 10:50:13 PM
Sam,

Yeah your probably right
was just the way it read
"car leaking fluid from local police"
I saw the funny side and if you interpret it another way.

just my view which dont count for much  :-(

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Sam on July 26, 2007, 12:23:19 AM
Just being a smart donkey country girl. All in good humor....

I was actually at that one, but your opinion counts :)

Sam
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 26, 2007, 01:25:33 AM
That is a nice way to stop mowing the lawns.... 

and a sneaky way to water the lawn too!! 
Pity we used a dry chem then :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 26, 2007, 09:01:00 PM
When i was doing lawn mowing on a casual basis for people in Kalangadoo all year round my policy was to carry a dry chem extinguisher at all times especially during summer/fire season  :-)   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 26, 2007, 09:02:14 PM
Are you serious?   :lol:


That deserves its own "ammusing things said on SAFF" thread !!


 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on July 26, 2007, 10:24:33 PM
When i was doing lawn mowing on a casual basis for people in Kalangadoo all year round my policy was to carry a dry chem extinguisher at all times especially during summer/fire season  :-)  
Thats talanted, able to push a lawnmower and hold a dcp at the same time. :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on July 26, 2007, 11:21:41 PM
Sam,

Nah! my opinon counts for nothing!
best thing I can do is keep my trap shut and go away for good

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 27, 2007, 07:13:13 AM
Dont be like that countrygirl.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 27, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
Dont be like that countrygirl.....

Doing the groundwork there blinky? :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 27, 2007, 07:02:30 PM
1925864 18:20:08 27-07-07 From : Dallas Big MAN:YOu call me Ronald Again i will drop you from a very high place without a para shoot.



 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 28, 2007, 07:59:40 PM
1908868 16:57:43 28-07-07 ATHELSTONE; ATHEL 24P RESPONDED HAZMAT BURTON, STOP RECEIVED TOO, 24P RETURNED..EERO - ATHL STN 28/07/2007 16:58:58 PM


1908871 19:18:37 28-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 46 - 28/07/07 19:18,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,BURTON RD,BURTON, MAP 60 B 12 ,,INGHAMS CHICKEN PLANT AS PER PREVIOUS,9428*CFSRES
1908991 19:19:52 28-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 46 - 28/07/07 19:20,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,BURTON RD,BURTON, MAP 60 B 12 ,,INGHAMS CHICKEN PLANT,2928*CFSRES:

1908871 19:24:45 28-07-07 ATHL: *CFSRES: MORE CREW REQUIRED RESPOND ATHELSTONE STATION 28-07-07 19

-I guess they were needed again... ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on July 31, 2007, 04:31:24 PM
1928012 09:03:15 31-07-07 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 18 - 31/07/07 09:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,STIRLING HILL RD,STRATHALBYN, MAP 000 0 0 ,,P3 BIRD STUCK IN TREE,CNR HIGHLAND VALLEY RD,**** ********,73329*CFSRES:  :?

Must have been some special bird as I thought birds could fly. :? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 31, 2007, 04:36:53 PM
One bird rescue we went to the magpie had some twine wrapped around its leg which got caught on the branches in a tree but it was out of reach for us so a cherry picker was called for.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on August 02, 2007, 07:12:20 PM
so what is up the paging site this time?
Its stuck on 14.07
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 02, 2007, 09:29:40 PM
so what is up the paging site this time?
Its stuck on 14.07

have you tried refreshing? It works fine for me...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 02, 2007, 11:14:39 PM
There is more than one :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on August 06, 2007, 07:21:01 PM
1909006   17:42:27   06-08-07   REMINDER SPECIAL GM 2000 AT STATION PLUS RCR COURSE TO BE COMPLETED PLUS FREE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM CFS Stirling Info

I think I'll go and train with Stirling tonight.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 09, 2007, 01:33:29 AM
00:19:16   09-08-07   MT171 DID U FIND THE DOOR? WE'RE GONNA DOWNLOAD U ONTO U TUBE SAAS Mitcham :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 09, 2007, 12:54:59 PM
12:05:03   09-08-07   STOCK CALL NO STRUCTURAL DAMAGE REGARDS TREV SES Noarlunga Info

thats another stop call word variation to add to the list haha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on August 12, 2007, 09:28:10 PM
Not a pager message taken from today advertisers....   read the last two paragraphs!!

A FOUR-year-old boy was stuck in a vending machine for almost an hour in a sportsman's club south-east of Melbourne.

The boy was trying to retrieve some candy when his arm and shoulder became struck in the vending machine about 5pm (AEST) at Tooradin and District Sportsmans Club, Melbourne Metropolitan Ambulance spokesman Ray Rowe said.

"The boy was trying to fetch some lollies when his arm and shoulder were stuck,'' Mr Rowe said.

"As part of the rescue operation, a CFA unit came to his assistance.

"We are not sure what state the vending machine was in when they finally freed his body.''

The boy was "very upset'' when he was freed because his toy was damaged, Mr Rowe said.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 13, 2007, 07:58:21 PM
So what does a vending machine look like after the spreaders have been used on it :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on August 15, 2007, 01:40:01 PM
1908919 11:43:20 15-08-07 YAHOO WERE ARE YOU PAGER ?SPEAK TO ME! CFS Mount Barker Info

Over here :wink: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on August 15, 2007, 07:09:33 PM
in regards to my vending machine post maybe he was like homer simpson.........."sir are u still holding on to the chocolate bar.............." :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 15, 2007, 08:37:13 PM
Not a pager message taken from today advertisers....   read the last two paragraphs!!

A FOUR-year-old boy was stuck in a vending machine for almost an hour in a sportsman's club south-east of Melbourne.

The boy was trying to retrieve some candy when his arm and shoulder became struck in the vending machine about 5pm (AEST) at Tooradin and District Sportsmans Club, Melbourne Metropolitan Ambulance spokesman Ray Rowe said.

"The boy was trying to fetch some lollies when his arm and shoulder were stuck,'' Mr Rowe said.

"As part of the rescue operation, a CFA unit came to his assistance.

"We are not sure what state the vending machine was in when they finally freed his body.''

The boy was "very upset'' when he was freed because his toy was damaged, Mr Rowe said.


Yeah it sounds like he was trying trying to pull off a homer simpson act  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: squiddy on August 17, 2007, 06:17:12 PM
1916079 17:09:03 17-08-07 ST81 URGENT CASE... MOTHER DUCK NEEDING HELP TO GET DUCKLINGS ACROSS MAIN STREET... CAN YOU HELP? SAAS Strathalbyn

I thought the duck race was in November...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 17, 2007, 06:23:22 PM
1916079 17:09:03 17-08-07 ST81 URGENT CASE... MOTHER DUCK NEEDING HELP TO GET DUCKLINGS ACROSS MAIN STREET... CAN YOU HELP? SAAS Strathalbyn

I thought the duck race was in November...

Its true SAAS are going quackers :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on August 19, 2007, 05:09:41 PM
1909007 16:16:46 19-08-07 UPST: FROM CAPT: SNAG SIZZLE FOR TEA TOMORROW NIGHT PRIOR TO TRAINING STARTING AT 1800HRS. LPG TRAINING WILL COMMENCE AT 1900HRS. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ATTEND AT THIS TIME INSTEAD AT 1930HRS. 19/08/2007

LPG training and BBQ? someone is not confident of their crews ability to use a gas cylinder...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 21, 2007, 03:37:53 PM
15:06:33 21-08-07 AMBULANCE IS ALL FINISHED AT SERGES CRASH REPAIRS READY FOR PICKUP TONIGHT - CLOSE AT 5PM

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 22, 2007, 10:44:08 AM
1928925 09:59:59 22-08-07 Pity - you wont get to see me in green - I would look like a filtered bullfrog - thank christ for that - Malcolm SAAS Manager?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 23, 2007, 03:46:59 PM
MFS: INC # 31 - 23/08/07 14:34,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,60 WAYMOUTH ST,ADELAIDE, MAP A A 11 ,,ODOUR, BUILDING EVAC - CFS BUILDING,205 41 201 204 203*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 23, 2007, 04:04:37 PM
thank goodness for comm's being in MFS comcen  hahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on August 23, 2007, 04:20:30 PM
where is 206?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on August 23, 2007, 04:22:29 PM
Watching foxtel... why would you turn them out to the initial alarm unless its confirmed going?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 23, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
Watching foxtel... why would you turn them out to the initial alarm unless its confirmed going?

perhaps bittenyakka meant becasue it is an odour investigation...?


sounds liek someone put the exhaust from a geni next to the intake for the air con system anyway.... d'oh!!!


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on August 23, 2007, 06:14:03 PM

perhaps bittenyakka meant becasue it is an odour investigation...?




exactly
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on August 24, 2007, 08:09:52 AM
... Most GP pumps don't have a gas detector?

Odd that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on August 24, 2007, 12:46:00 PM
... Most GP pumps don't have a gas detector?

Odd that.

some of them do i think, rekon 201 does..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on August 24, 2007, 02:14:28 PM
MFS: INC # 31 - 23/08/07 14:34,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,60 WAYMOUTH ST,ADELAIDE, MAP A A 11 ,,ODOUR, BUILDING EVAC - CFS BUILDING,205 41 201 204 203*CFSRES:


The odour is all the  bullsh*t that keeps piling up in there, it was bound to get to them eventually !!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 24, 2007, 09:13:07 PM
MFS: INC # 31 - 23/08/07 14:34,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,60 WAYMOUTH ST,ADELAIDE, MAP A A 11 ,,ODOUR, BUILDING EVAC - CFS BUILDING,205 41 201 204 203*CFSRES:


The odour is all the  bullsh*t that keeps piling up in there, it was bound to get to them eventually !!!!

Classic :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 24, 2007, 09:14:51 PM
... Most GP pumps don't have a gas detector?

Odd that.

some of them do i think, rekon 201 does..

204,249,329,359,409,439 have gas detectors :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on August 24, 2007, 09:26:43 PM
MFS: INC # 27 - 24/08/07 13:23,RESPOND Rescue Animal,51 ELIZABETH ST,WOODSIDE, MAP 137 C 4 ,,MAGPIE HANGING FROM TREE,73920*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 27, 2007, 01:56:55 PM
   13:14:15   27-08-07   MFS: SIG INC: SEVERE WEATHER WARNING FOR27/8/07, ISSUED FOR , LEP, . HIGH WIND GUSTS, gale force averaging 67 - 90 kph up until about 1300 hrs then easing MAY BE EXPECTED. ON-CALL STAFF CONFIRM. 27/08/2007 1:15:09 PM

MFS comcen must be busy...hehe....sent 14mins after predicted easing of weather.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on August 28, 2007, 11:38:58 AM
1909553   11:03:34   28-08-07   From a god greater than god !

eh? :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on August 28, 2007, 12:47:52 PM
MFS: INC # 3 - 28/08/07 02:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,TUMBY BAY SES,TUMBY BAY, MAP 0 A 0 ,,CAR IN WATER ADJ THE ESPLANADE IN FRONT OF THE BOAT SHED AS REQUESTED BY PORT LINCOLN POLICE,78229*CFSRES: SES Tumby Bay

now did they request the car in the water or ses not realy sure
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 04, 2007, 03:47:27 PM
1916073 15:05:59 04-09-07 MU81 DONT YOU LAUGH OR YOU WILL DO IT HAHA SAAS Murray Bridge

Sounds like MU81 were warned not to laugh  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on September 04, 2007, 04:24:17 PM
???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 04, 2007, 04:40:56 PM
By the look of things if they laughed then the MU81 would have had to do MU71 crew's job :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on September 04, 2007, 05:53:13 PM
heheheheh


Rodd obviously isnt looking forward to this

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TRAINING AT MINTARO TONIGHT SIGHED RODD
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Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on September 08, 2007, 01:49:52 PM
1908915 23:33:11 07-09-07 PORT ADELAIDE SUCK - CFS Hahndorf Info

1908916 23:38:33 07-09-07 PA POWER SUCKS - NAME DECLINED CFS Littlehampton Info

 :-D  I see they left the name out  8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on September 09, 2007, 12:05:37 AM
18:22:28 08-09-07 MFS: INC # 60 - 08/09/07 18:22,RESPOND Rescue Animal,12 BLAIRGOWRIE RD,ST GEORGES, MAP 131 K 6 ,,CAT IN TREE, DOG HAS BITTEN TAIL OFF VERY DISTRAUGHT CALLER,2919*CFSRES: CFS: Burnside
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on September 09, 2007, 08:45:25 AM
1908915 23:33:11 07-09-07 PORT ADELAIDE SUCK - CFS Hahndorf Info

1908916 23:38:33 07-09-07 PA POWER SUCKS - NAME DECLINED CFS Littlehampton Info

 :-D  I see they left the name out  8-)

Both these statements are true, but I wouldnt want to be woken up to be told them at all hours..lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on September 09, 2007, 01:11:24 PM
1919315 11:56:05 09-09-07 DANIELLE JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO A BABY GIRL IT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO NOT RESPOND TO CALL OUT FROM THE CRAZY MOB - GOOD LUCK CFS Glossop Info

I think congratulations are in order here. And I would say she deserves some time off. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on September 09, 2007, 05:10:57 PM
That mob are taking the p*** out of her, was told she was in labour when they had a callout yesterday and she complained that she missed the truck, they received a phone call from her asking them to pick her up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on September 09, 2007, 07:21:37 PM
Reckon the baby was called Ash??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on September 09, 2007, 08:02:10 PM
1908915   16:59:22   09-09-07   Training needs to start at 1930 on the dot tomorrow. PPE has been re-aranged. Please allow extra time before training to arrive and locate PPE. Thanks, XXXXXXX CFS Hahndorf Info



And what if there is an incident between then and training?  Doesn't matter if you take a few extra minutes to go mobile while people are trying to locate their gear?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 09, 2007, 08:09:55 PM
Your totally right,   it would be there bad luck if they get a job.

Lets just hope its a animal rescue if anything... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 10, 2007, 12:44:27 PM
1909007 11:41:57 10-09-07 FYI: TONIGHT IS THE ONLY THE BEGINNING...PRE SEASON TRAINING SESSION 1...PLEASE MAKE EVERY EFFORT TO ATTEND. RANGER STACEY BTC CFS Upper Sturt Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 12, 2007, 01:38:50 PM
not a amusing pager messager...but i got a query....why would someone be rebroadcasting channel 9 audio over a GRN radio channel at the moment lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on September 12, 2007, 02:05:25 PM
Who is it?

Possibly someone sitting on their PTT while watching channel 9 ?

Noooo Idea.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: ltdan on September 16, 2007, 10:21:25 PM
Ranger Stacey is a Lt. of Upper Sturt
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 17, 2007, 01:34:39 PM
12:33:01   17-09-07   Due to FF name not avaliable for Field Days, I NEED volunteers. Call name ASAP. MFS Loxton Response

how ironic  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on September 17, 2007, 05:19:10 PM
16:46:40 17-09-07 I HAVE 14 BAGS OF GREEN UNIFORM DO YOU WANT TO BUY THEM - REGARDS **** - YOU KNOW NUMBER



hmmmmm - secret code? lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on September 17, 2007, 05:22:32 PM
MFS: INC # 40 - 17/09/07 16:34,RESPOND To,MT GAMBIER MFS,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,HELP TO TURN FIRE HYDRANT OFF - VANDILISM,FRANK 0*********,701*CFSRES
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 17, 2007, 05:29:05 PM
16:46:40 17-09-07 I HAVE 14 BAGS OF GREEN UNIFORM DO YOU WANT TO BUY THEM - REGARDS **** - YOU KNOW NUMBER

hmmmmm - secret code? lol

sounds like the SAAS underground market!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 18, 2007, 09:33:55 AM
1925583 08:07:59 18-09-07 AL81 CAN YOU TAKE ME TO THE DAY CREW PLEASE... IM A LONELY PAGER... SAAS Aldinga
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on September 19, 2007, 11:25:48 AM
1924305 10:42:59 19-09-07 THE BERRI AMBULANCE STATION HAS BEEN FULLY DECONTANIMATED FROM JOHN BARRETT SAAS


So I wonder what happened  :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on September 19, 2007, 11:35:42 AM
Might be related to the contaminated uniform issue....all the vehicles are being done, and all the uniforms removed....might be also doing stations

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 19, 2007, 12:39:56 PM
yep its a full on Hazmat!  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on September 19, 2007, 04:59:40 PM
Might be related to the contaminated uniform issue....all the vehicles are being done, and all the uniforms removed....might be also doing stations

Pip

This is correct.

All vehicles and stations are being cleaned. Also, as of 1800 tonight no greens will be on station.

To the person who made the claim (in another thread) that S&H have lost the contract, this is totally incorrect.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on September 19, 2007, 05:15:53 PM
1924305 10:42:59 19-09-07 THE BERRI AMBULANCE STATION HAS BEEN FULLY DECONTANIMATED FROM JOHN BARRETT SAAS


So I wonder what happened  :?

Does this mean that uniforms will now be real and not just drawings?  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on September 19, 2007, 05:51:06 PM
1924305 10:42:59 19-09-07 THE BERRI AMBULANCE STATION HAS BEEN FULLY DECONTANIMATED FROM JOHN BARRETT SAAS


So I wonder what happened  :?

Does this mean that uniforms will now be real and not just drawings?  :-P


Very droll, Blue.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 20, 2007, 06:42:21 PM
1908002 11:19:04 20-09-07 MFS: INC # 21 - 20/09/07 11:18,RESPOND Rescue Animal,9 ELIZABETH ST,NAIRNE, MAP 161 M 8 ,,P4, BRIAN, 8388 0351, WILD PARAKEET STUCK FOR 3 HOURS AT BOTTOM OF 30 FT CHIMNEY.,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

Sounds like this little birdie must have been trying to imitate Santa by going down the chimney but got stuck  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Lizzy on September 20, 2007, 10:19:11 PM
1908002 11:19:04 20-09-07 MFS: INC # 21 - 20/09/07 11:18,RESPOND Rescue Animal,9 ELIZABETH ST,NAIRNE, MAP 161 M 8 ,,P4, BRIAN, 8388 0351, WILD PARAKEET STUCK FOR 3 HOURS AT BOTTOM OF 30 FT CHIMNEY.,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

Sounds like this little birdie must have been trying to imitate Santa by going down the chimney but got stuck  :roll: :lol:
he he well this poor little birdie was stuck down there for a really long time until our crew of one member got there. and then it attacked him for helping.
where is the thanks these days?? lol
tweep tweep
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on September 24, 2007, 01:26:32 PM
1909001   12:49:37   24-09-07   BDBY: Training tonight at 1900 hours - HAZCHEM exercise - What to do at an incident - treating spills - BTO MAlcolm

You know you've got problems when your BTO didn't get the memo about *HAZMAT*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 24, 2007, 02:07:04 PM
STRL INFO: Russell & Tania Wood got a nice shock yesterday when Charlie David Wood arrived - 5 weeks early. All doing really well. The bell tolls tonight at the Hydrant! Russ  - CFS Stirling Info

Congratulations Russell and Tania! :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on September 25, 2007, 10:17:02 AM
2 VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED TO PICK UP EDITHBURG APPLIANCE THIS MORNING - PLS PH CAPTAIN 0888524171 CFS Stansbury Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on September 25, 2007, 10:29:18 AM
2 VOLUNTEERS REQUIRED TO PICK UP EDITHBURG APPLIANCE THIS MORNING - PLS PH CAPTAIN 0888524171 CFS Stansbury Info

Whats ammusing about that, just a standard message id reckon.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTY on September 26, 2007, 10:14:23 AM
909020 09:31:25 26-09-07 MFS: INC # 25 - 26/09/07 09:31,RESPOND To,LOBETHAL CFS,LOBETHAL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ASSIST AMBULANCE BOGGED ATTENDING A CALL AT LOT51 LOBETHAL TO GUMERACHA RDS RAPID NO 068376,13419*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on September 26, 2007, 11:57:52 AM
Multiple SES and CFS trucks have been bogged over the years when the top of the ground gets wet & greasy. It is amazing how many SAPOL cars loose traction when parked on wet grass.

Not so much the weight of the vehicle, but the grip. It happens. Just fix the problem & get on with life.

I hope the patient was OK after a delayed response, because that is what matters as far as I am concerned....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on September 26, 2007, 12:17:53 PM
Multiple SES and CFS trucks have been bogged over the years when the top of the ground gets wet & greasy. It is amazing how many SAPOL cars loose traction when parked on wet grass.

Not so much the weight of the vehicle, but the grip. It happens. Just fix the problem & get on with life.

I hope the patient was OK after a delayed response, because that is what matters as far as I am concerned....

Of course I hope the patient was ok and there are multiple circumstances where trucks of all kind have become bogged, it just doesn't stop me from having a great mental picture of an Ambulance going full tilt into a muddy paddock, going slower and slower, sinking deeper and deeper...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on September 26, 2007, 12:39:00 PM
Of course I hope the patient was ok and there are multiple circumstances where trucks of all kind have become bogged, it just doesn't stop me from having a great mental picture of an Ambulance going full tilt into a muddy paddock, going slower and slower, sinking deeper and deeper...

That would be funny if the lights&sirens were operating as well..... :lol:

But most are boring....vehicle parked on a safe verge that is wet on top. Sinks slightly while parked and then not enough grip when it tries to move. Rear wheel spins and the vehicle is bogged..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 29, 2007, 08:43:36 PM
1909290 19:58:01 29-09-07 MFS: INC # 71 - 29/09/07 19:57,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MOYHALL RD,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,APPROX 8 KM OUT OF NARACOORTE, CAR VS COW FROM POLICE,5629*CFSRES: CFS Naracoorte Response

Sounds like the cow was waiting for a boost to jump over the moon  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on September 29, 2007, 11:25:26 PM
17:35:29 29-09-07 crews required for flooding at Alberton (due to tears).     How does there song go "history in the making" certainly did that today.  :-) :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: country kid on September 30, 2007, 11:48:46 AM
17:35:29 29-09-07 crews required for flooding at Alberton (due to tears).     How does there song go "history in the making" certainly did that today.  :-) :lol: :-D



HA HA. 'history in the making' alright. first S.A team to lose a grand final in how long?!?!

i know pretty bad coming from someone in S.A BUT YAYthe CATS!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on September 30, 2007, 02:13:12 PM
17:35:29 29-09-07 sorry mr allan scott YOU WERE RIGHT!! choco :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on September 30, 2007, 03:02:39 PM
Has ETSA been notifyed that the power is out at Alberton
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on October 02, 2007, 01:59:50 PM
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MFS: INC # 44 - 02/10/07 13:23,RESPOND To, <ADDRESS REMOVED>, STRATHALBYN, MAP 251 P 2 ,,PATIENT FROM HOSPITAL IN 80S SMOULDERING NEAR BACK DOOR,1558*CFSRES:

This could possibly have been worded a little better depending on circumstance...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on October 02, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
I hear shes still smokin' hot, even in her 80's...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 02, 2007, 03:06:48 PM
14:26:14   02-10-07   FROM LINC BASE: lincoln 24 & 14 returend to stashen linc capetone noterfied owner of property about wether condishens 2/10/07 14:23:37

 :|   wonder what HQ thought when reading the Fire Report...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 02, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
Quote
MFS: INC # 44 - 02/10/07 13:23,RESPOND To, <ADDRESS REMOVED>, STRATHALBYN, MAP 251 P 2 ,,PATIENT FROM HOSPITAL IN 80S SMOULDERING NEAR BACK DOOR,1558*CFSRES:

This could possibly have been worded a little better depending on circumstance...

What was the call mike? The message isn't very clear. Hope it wasn't how it sounds..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on October 08, 2007, 05:52:10 PM
2:26:17   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 32 - 08/10/07 12:28,RESPOND Assist Resident,LOT 8 WHEATON RD,MCLAREN VALE, MAP 205 Q 6 ,,LARGE FEMALE WEDGED IN CAR ACCESS VIA BUDGENS RD SAPOL AND SAAS NOTIFIED,1638*CFSRES: CFS McLaren Vale Response

14:56:37   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 48 - 08/10/07 14:58,RESPOND To,SUMMIT RD,MEADOWS, MAP 202 J 7 ,,LOT 567 DINELLA DOWNS / D***** R******,STRANDED ON SCOOTER ON PROPERTY.,0417******,1259*CFSRES: CFS Meadows Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on October 08, 2007, 11:16:13 PM
1908994   22:14:41   08-10-07   MFS: INC # 77 - 08/10/07 22:16,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,30 BEADNELL CR,BRIDGEWATER, MAP 158 D 1 ,,COMBUSTION HEATER GETTING INTO HOUSE,8924 8824*CFSRES: CFS Bridgewater Response

You could just imagine this, a heater pushing its way in through the front door whilst the owners try to keep it out.  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on October 09, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
I thought the same thing! Had this weird mental picture
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 09, 2007, 01:01:49 PM
12:11:18   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 33 - 09/10/07 12:13,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,2 JUBILEE DR,PORT LINCOLN, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CHLORINE LEAK QTY UNKNOWN FROM CHLORINE STORAGE AREA AT PREMISES,549*CFSRES: MFS Pt Lincoln Response


two bulk chlorine spills in a week...let this NOT be the month of hazmat incidents lol...ill be packing my deckchair on the crew deck ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 09, 2007, 04:04:02 PM
15:00:22   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 43 - 09/10/07 15:02,RESPOND Rescue Animal,7 FOX HILL RD,MT GEORGE, MAP 146 D 11 ,,CAT IN CHIMNEY - LOOK FOR LGE PINE AT DRVWY NO 7 - GOTO REAR DOOR - 83396268 GEORGE (IN A FRAME) P3,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

easy way to deal with this, get Piccadilly or Bridgewater to put a 38 down the chimney and flush the cat out  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 09, 2007, 04:40:55 PM
Bridgewater and Carey gully are closer than us. only because the roade winds around in a awkward kind of way :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 09, 2007, 04:47:58 PM
15:00:22   09-10-07   MFS: INC # 43 - 09/10/07 15:02,RESPOND Rescue Animal,7 FOX HILL RD,MT GEORGE, MAP 146 D 11 ,,CAT IN CHIMNEY - LOOK FOR LGE PINE AT DRVWY NO 7 - GOTO REAR DOOR - 83396268 GEORGE (IN A FRAME) P3,72120*CFSRES: SES Adelaide Hills Response

easy way to deal with this, get Piccadilly or Bridgewater to put a 38 down the chimney and flush the cat out  :wink:

Sounda like the cat must have been chasing after a tweety bird and go stuck while trying to climb down the chimney  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 10, 2007, 02:20:16 PM
1909111 13:26:53 10-10-07 MFS: INC # 56 - 10/10/07 13:28,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,BAROSSA VALLEY HWY,LYNDOCH, MAP 0 0 0 ,,RUBBISH TRUCK FIRE RESPONDING WITH,LYNDOCH MAP REF 048 702,20819*CFSRES: CFS Barossa Group Officers Response

I didnt know the council had a fire truck that responds to rubbish fires  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on October 12, 2007, 05:23:58 PM
This sounds like a good gig.

16:44:57 12-10-07 PLS PH J- CITY OF PROSPECT RE FASHION FOOD AND WINE FAIR NEED 6 FIREMEN TO ASSIST THE MODELS - HAVE SPOKEN WITH MARK S****** RE THIS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 13, 2007, 01:07:37 PM
1926877 10:59:33 13-10-07 MFS: INC # 37 - 13/10/07 10:59,RESPOND Rescue Animal,19 BARTLETT ST,ELIZABETH DOWNS, MAP 52 H 6 ,,CAT VS CHIMNEY,332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Sounds like this poor kitty must have been drinking too much milk containing whiskey or rum  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 13, 2007, 08:37:14 PM
Heres another amusing message  :wink:

1915503 19:46:13 13-10-07 MFS: INC # 79 - 13/10/07 19:45,RESPOND To,BOOLEROO CENTRE SES,BOOLEROO CENTRE, MAP 0 A 0 ,,ASSIST RESIDENT UNABLE TO LOCK DELI NEXT TO IGA JOAN PH NO 8667 2114,75029*CFSRES: SES Booleroo Response

Are they gonna use the jaws of life to clamp the door lock shut  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on October 13, 2007, 08:54:37 PM
Iwas wodering that too :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 13, 2007, 09:00:45 PM
Thats the 2nd amusing pager message i have found today  :-D im on a roll
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 13, 2007, 09:25:48 PM
1925580 20:20:00 13-10-07 M171 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A RODENT? HMMM IM CONFUSSED... OR NEED A COFFEE SAAS Marion

Sounds either like a blonde moment or had too much coffee  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 14, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
1909195 09:40:38 14-10-07 Ashley Thompson and Brodie Philp, Training room and Radio requires cleaning. Please attend the station ASAP to complete your cleaning duties.SNR 2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on October 14, 2007, 12:18:06 PM
1909195 09:40:38 14-10-07 Ashley Thompson and Brodie Philp, Training room and Radio requires cleaning. Please attend the station ASAP to complete your cleaning duties.SNR 2
Where's the ammusing bit? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 14, 2007, 12:21:09 PM
*Leans through screen and flicks your 'sense of humour' switch*


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 14, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
1908091 12:59:00 14-10-07 MFS: INC # 28 - 14/10/07 12:58,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,HENLEY BEACH RD,TORRENSVILLE, MAP 117 H 10 ,,P1. CALLER REPORTS WATER COMING FROM CENTRELINK BUILDING OPPOSITE KOSMOS,73620 73420 451*CFSRES: SES Western Adelaide Response

Maybe a centrelink employee tried to flush some application forms to somebody instead of using a fax machine  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Comms on October 14, 2007, 02:39:44 PM
My stop page for the Centrelink flooding call was a blatant attempt to get in this thread!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 14, 2007, 02:41:05 PM
MFS: STOP FOR FLOODING AT CENTRELINK. WATER WAS FROM NEIGHBOURS SPRINKLER

there you go
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Post by: CFS_Firey on October 14, 2007, 02:47:54 PM
MFS: STOP FOR FLOODING AT CENTRELINK. WATER WAS FROM NEIGHBOURS SPRINKLER

there you go
OH MY GOD!!! Send the water police!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 15, 2007, 01:34:41 PM
1925616 12:31:44 15-10-07 HQ401 I SAID - CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFIN PLEASE!!!!! BUT THEN REALISED I SHOULDNT - NOT APPROPRAITE! SAAS HQ

Sounds like they may have wanted a chocolate muffin instead of a choccy chip muffin  :roll:

1908916 12:38:57 15-10-07 LITTLEHAMPTON INFO TRAINING TONIGHT WILL BE A BURN OFF FOLLOWED BY A BBQ PLS BE AT STATION AT 1915 TRUCKS WILL BE GOING AT 1930 - LT1 CFS Littlehampton Info

Sounds like the brigade has invented a time machine to go back in time and collect some trucks from the 1930's  :roll: :lol:

1909000 12:13:31 15-10-07 CREW REQUIRED TO ASSIST RESIDENT WITH PILE OF RUBBISH. MEET AT STATION ASAP. GRANT 0407 606 476 CFS Aldgate Info

Must have missed the garbage truck and needs the CFS to take it to the dump  :lol:


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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 15, 2007, 02:16:34 PM
1908906 13:08:07 15-10-07 MFS: INC # 37 - 15/10/07 13:07,RESPOND Assist Resident,LOT 567 SUMMIT RD,MEADOWS, MAP 202 J 7 ,,DENNIS ROBERTS NEEDS ASSIST TO GET BACK TO HOUSE.. PH NO 0417 183 125 - ON RIDE ON MOWER,1218*CFSRES: CFS Echunga Response

Sounds like the poor old ride on mower got stuck  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on October 15, 2007, 02:33:54 PM
robert to you have an actual job...........besides 24/7 monitoring of the pager website?? :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on October 15, 2007, 09:06:51 PM
17:45:53 15-10-07 CREWS FOR CHERRYVILLE 14 AND 24 READY TO GO TO MORIALTA ASSEMBLE AT CHERRYVILLE BRING SOME FOOD IF POSSIBLE - NO FURTHER INFO - I WILL BE AT STATION APPROX 1815 HRS FROM HUGH 

Where are the pies, pasties and buns Hugh??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 15, 2007, 09:10:03 PM
Someone better get on one of the GRN multi agency talk groups and call Balfours :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 15, 2007, 11:17:14 PM
17:45:53 15-10-07 CREWS FOR CHERRYVILLE 14 AND 24 READY TO GO TO MORIALTA ASSEMBLE AT CHERRYVILLE BRING SOME FOOD IF POSSIBLE - NO FURTHER INFO - I WILL BE AT STATION APPROX 1815 HRS FROM HUGH 

Where are the pies, pasties and buns Hugh??

Is that for the burnoff which was lost?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 16, 2007, 11:39:49 AM
yep
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on October 18, 2007, 06:06:47 PM
9:26:30   18-10-07   MFS: INC # 35 - 18/10/07 09:26,RESPOND To,MIL LEL CFS,MIL LEL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CONCERNED RESIDENT SMOULDERING ON PROPERTY ON SHERWIN RD ON LEFT TRAVELLING EAST,MLEL00*CFSRES: CFS Gambier Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on October 18, 2007, 07:51:54 PM
9:26:30   18-10-07   MFS: INC # 35 - 18/10/07 09:26,RESPOND To,MIL LEL CFS,MIL LEL, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CONCERNED RESIDENT SMOULDERING ON PROPERTY ON SHERWIN RD ON LEFT TRAVELLING EAST,MLEL00*CFSRES: CFS Gambier Group Officers Response

geez that copuld do with some better wording hey!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on October 18, 2007, 07:58:26 PM
And I was going to ask you guys about plain language communications
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 19, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
03:20:03   19-10-07   MFS: INC # 10 - 19/10/07 03:19,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,5 CHRISTOPHERSEN CT,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,WATER THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE P3,76420*CFSRES: SES Pt Augusta Response

Well it looks like Port Augusta's water is back on lol...and someone went to sleep with a few taps open lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: filtered on October 19, 2007, 11:43:58 AM
11:08:48   19-10-07   PLS PH HUNG UP

Interesting name... :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 19, 2007, 02:56:57 PM
1925560 14:05:15 19-10-07 M89 SORRY IM EASILY CONFUSED, THERE IS A JOB AT FMC, I THIOUGHT YOU SAID 5FT INSTEAD OF GOOD AFTERNOON SAAS Marion

 :roll: Yet another dumb blonde moment for one of the SAAS Comm Centre staff  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hicksflat14 on October 19, 2007, 04:16:53 PM
What exactly is funny there Robert other than the fact you felt you had to post it.
What is dumb about miss hearing a message and how do you know the colour of the person's hair was either blond or had anything to do with it?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on October 19, 2007, 06:32:48 PM
Geez mate you take Workplace Dignity trg seriously :-D I thought it was funny, true the blonde bit wasn't quite PC. But I still thought it was funny. cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 20, 2007, 01:52:33 AM
HF14 has a valid point.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on October 20, 2007, 08:17:40 PM
anybody know whats going on in grenfell street right now?? whats looks like the whole city mfs station is down there?? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on October 20, 2007, 08:23:15 PM
anybody know whats going on in grenfell street right now?? whats looks like the whole city mfs station is down there?? :?
Small fire Grenfell Centre
  MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 87 - 20/10/07 19:07,RESPOND ALARM 12/166,GRENFELL CENTRE,25 GRENFELL ST ,ADELAIDE, MAP 4 A
  6 ,,SPKL #1 SVR ENT LEVEL REAR COMM CONSOLE,,ADL206 STM401 GLY221 ADL203 AD2090 41*CFSRES:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 21, 2007, 01:18:46 AM
i honestly prefered the old Grenfell centre facade compared to the glass boxy new one lol...
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Post by: Sternzee on October 21, 2007, 01:42:14 PM
12:28:52 21-10-07 WL76 F48 CREW YET TO MOBILE TO KADINA, HE HAD TO DO ANOTHER FATTY BOOMBA CASE IN TOWN 
lol :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on October 21, 2007, 07:52:57 PM
what the hell is "fatty boomba" case?? :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 21, 2007, 08:08:59 PM
Maybe someone who has eaten one to many cheeseburgers  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 21, 2007, 08:10:10 PM
I know this one may not seem funny but here it is  :|

1908967 19:19:57 21-10-07 MFS: INC # 92 - 21/10/07 19:19,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,COMMERCIAL RD,SEAFORD, MAP 205 J 1 ,,CAR FIRE IN DRIVE THROUGH OF MCDONALDS.,SEAF00 MRPH00 CDN431 CDN439*CFSRES: CFS Mawson Group Officers Response

Maybe the customer wanted an extra hot meal  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on October 21, 2007, 08:32:15 PM
Maybe the customer wanted an extra hot meal  :-P

Maybe he wanted some seafood?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 21, 2007, 08:42:52 PM
I see what you mean the customer probably thought that the McDonalds at Seaford sold seafood  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: icpambo on October 21, 2007, 10:27:00 PM
Fatty Boomba is a person whom is morbidly obease
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on October 22, 2007, 08:15:32 AM
Fatty Boomba is a person whom is morbidly obease
Are you serious? Is that the scientific term? Thank you for your startling observations :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 22, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on October 24, 2007, 12:03:36 PM
you don't need the fire bridgade for that!! hunger eventually frees all kids,with two or four legs, from their hidey holes :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: adelaide_medic on October 26, 2007, 12:30:27 AM
15:58:30 25-10-07 just letting you know of VA at Thebarton ? truck rollover into house power lines down and house on fire called in by MFS, F74 and LW1 responding 

Bit of badluck for someone  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: adelaide_medic on October 26, 2007, 12:55:03 AM
1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:

Scarier thing is that they would have responded lights and sirens to this job..... :?

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on October 26, 2007, 07:06:29 AM
Why?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on October 26, 2007, 10:10:13 AM
MFS: INC # 27 - 26/10/07 09:12,RESPOND To,WAKEFIELD ST,ADELAIDE, MAP 118 G 12 ,,,ADL201 41 ADL205*CFSRES:

THATS why you can't have extended morno's when MDT's and GPS is involved!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on October 26, 2007, 04:09:04 PM
1926877 11:10:44 22-10-07 MFS: INC # 33 - 22/10/07 11:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,34 HAYLES RD,ELIZABETH PARK, MAP 52 G 11 ,,SEVERAL KITTENS TRAPPED UNDER STAIRS,ELZ332*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

Kittens trapped under stairs :| thats something you dont see everyday  :wink:

Scarier thing is that they would have responded lights and sirens to this job..... :?

Neither of the fire services in SA generally respond priority 1 to these type of calls.

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 28, 2007, 06:36:33 PM
18:42:44   28-10-07   MFS: INC # 51 - 28/10/07 18:42,RESPOND To,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,LOT 96 PRICES RD NARACOORTE.ASSIST OWNER WITH TANK TOP INTO POWER LINES,NRCT19*CFSRES: CFS Naracoorte Response

18:44:48   28-10-07   MFS: 8KMS DOWN MEZZA MURRAY RD RIGHT INTO PRICES RD AND 1ST PROPERTY ON LEFT APPROX 1 KM DOWN.TANK TOP BLOWN OF AND HAS DOWNED POWERLINES.ETSA NOTIFIED CFS Naracoorte Response

Neva knew clothing was so heavy....but yeh...quite serious ey
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on October 28, 2007, 08:09:32 PM
Tank top(iron/concrete landed onto a 11kva twin line bringing down powerlines
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on October 31, 2007, 02:29:30 AM
This is a case of not so amusing though, take note of the time. :?

1909355 23:59:54 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:32 PM CFS Willalooka Info
1909353 23:59:50 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:27 PM CFS Sherwood Info
1909351 23:59:45 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:23 PM CFS Padthaway Info
1909346 23:59:35 30-10-07 KEITH BASE: *CFSRES KEITH RESPONSE WEEKLY TEST. 31/10/2007 11:01:14 PM CFS Keith Info

You would be far from impressed if your up early for work.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on October 31, 2007, 07:40:29 AM
I would say someone has worked out how to pre program the station PC to set this off,this is not the first time this has happened.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on October 31, 2007, 12:57:37 PM
I would say someone has worked out how to pre program the station PC to set this off,this is not the first time this has happened.....
Looks like the station PC hasn't been changed to daylight savings time either...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on October 31, 2007, 01:02:26 PM
but still a test page at 2300?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firehawk on October 31, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
F75 HELLO BRAD POPE WILL BE RVING WITH U TO TAKE SOME MENTAL HEALTH GEAR BACK TO FULHAM B4 U CLEAR 4 CRIB, TRACEY SAAS Fullham

If only there was a comma after brad!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on November 01, 2007, 02:59:03 PM
MFS: LOBETHAL 24P RESPOND TO ASSIST (BOGGED) LOBETHAL 24 AT ** LENSWOOD RD, LOBETHAL. - FROM LOBETHAL 24 01/11/2007 1:09:57 PM CF
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Post by: JC on November 01, 2007, 07:44:02 PM
1925908 14:52:09 01-11-07 From : miller:you are a ball bag SAPOL West Coast?  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on November 01, 2007, 07:50:38 PM
1925617 10:22:15 01-11-07 SA78 OI KIRSTY YA BLUGER HURRY UP AND GET THIS JOB DONE! AND STOP GIVING TRACEY A HARD TIME! DODDSY! SAAS Salisbury

1925617 10:51:24 01-11-07 SA78 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH DODDSY, HE IS A SUPER SPECIAL AMBO AND OUR FAVOURITE,ANYMORE LIP.. NO CRIB 4 U! SAAS Salisbury

Move over soup Nazi, now its the crib nazi, if you like Seinfeld you get it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 05, 2007, 09:49:11 PM
1925617 10:22:15 01-11-07 SA78 OI KIRSTY YA BLUGER HURRY UP AND GET THIS JOB DONE! AND STOP GIVING TRACEY A HARD TIME! DODDSY! SAAS Salisbury

1925617 10:51:24 01-11-07 SA78 PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CONTACT WITH DODDSY, HE IS A SUPER SPECIAL AMBO AND OUR FAVOURITE,ANYMORE LIP.. NO CRIB 4 U! SAAS Salisbury

Move over soup Nazi, now its the crib nazi, if you like Seinfeld you get it.

Would you like bread with your soup...... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 08, 2007, 11:19:07 AM
Just a freindly reminder to all persons that drive our vehicle.Please turn them off after use. As we have had other flat battery. seaford captain. - SEAFORD STATION CFS Seaford Info

Not a good look pushing the appliance out of your station to go to a job :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on November 08, 2007, 11:26:07 AM
Not a good look pushing the appliance out of your station to go to a job :-o

Might not be good, but it's certainly amusing!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bowforce on November 08, 2007, 01:40:39 PM

Might not be good, but it's certainly amusing!
[/quote]

We had it happen at our brigade and I thought it was rather embarrassing!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 08, 2007, 03:57:46 PM
FOR INFORMATION PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUALLY PRESS 'MORE CREW REQUIRED' BUTTON, 5 TIMES IS VERY ANNOYING, PLEASE RESPOND ANOTHER BRIGADE IF NO RESPONSE AFTER PRESSING ONCE, FROM VERY ANNOYED CAPTAIN. CFS: Roseworthy
Not sure if amusing or disturbing - do you think they got the message.
chook
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 08, 2007, 04:10:58 PM
it is a particularly annoying thing to happen, there captain has got it right, and CFS SOP is to default at 6mins....not 30mins
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 08, 2007, 05:16:50 PM
1909195 18:40:30 08-11-07 TANKER IS NOW OFF LINE UNTIL IT CAN BE JUMP STARTED, DUE TO VHF BEING LEFT ON. WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 1 APPLIANCE. THANKS RAY FOR ORGANISING IT FOR TOMORROW.LT2 CFS: Salisbury
Don't you guys use isolators & trickle chargers? If you don't no what I'm talking about have a look at the RHS of the SES Isuzus
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 08, 2007, 05:54:37 PM
Isolaters do get used....its a matter of drivers remembering to turn them off.   A good idea for brigades to go through is a  Truck shutdown checklist after everytime the appliance is used....goes through everything like  "what is the current fuel level...IF  under 5/8ths  ring  so and so to arrange a time for a driver to take it for a refuel".  good old prompting.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 08, 2007, 06:03:43 PM
With trickle charger cables hanging next to the vehicle & not being able to plug it in to the truck until the isolator is turned off - don't need a check list.
By the way we did learn this lesson the hardway :wink:
Also we wouldn't wait until tomorrow to jump start it - it would be done immediately even if it meant getting a nearby unit to provide the power :oops:
Anyway it proves we are all humans
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 08, 2007, 06:24:36 PM
1916940 19:50:56 08-11-07 COULD YOU PLEASE PICK UP A CHOOK ON WAY HOME FOR THE DOG SAAS 
I hope this is not me :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on November 08, 2007, 06:28:48 PM
1909195 18:40:30 08-11-07 TANKER IS NOW OFF LINE UNTIL IT CAN BE JUMP STARTED, DUE TO VHF BEING LEFT ON. WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 1 APPLIANCE. THANKS RAY FOR ORGANISING IT FOR TOMORROW.LT2 CFS: Salisbury
Don't you guys use isolators & trickle chargers? If you don't no what I'm talking about have a look at the RHS of the SES Isuzus

Yes trickle charges and isolators are supposed to be used. And I know for one thing, I would not be wanting to wait till tomorrow. but each to there own.

Isolaters do get used....its a matter of drivers remembering to turn them off.   A good idea for brigades to go through is a  Truck shutdown checklist after everytime the appliance is used....goes through everything like  "what is the current fuel level...IF  under 5/8ths  ring  so and so to arrange a time for a driver to take it for a refuel".  good old prompting.

Zippy, it is the drivers responsibility to make sure the truck has enough fuel. 3/4 of a tank is the min. in my brigade. After a job if the fuel is low, or we are passing a servo, we fill up. It sould not be left up to some one else to fill. Last to drive, fills up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: adelaide_medic on November 08, 2007, 09:53:01 PM
FOR INFORMATION PLEASE DO NOT CONTINUALLY PRESS 'MORE CREW REQUIRED' BUTTON, 5 TIMES IS VERY ANNOYING, PLEASE RESPOND ANOTHER BRIGADE IF NO RESPONSE AFTER PRESSING ONCE, FROM VERY ANNOYED CAPTAIN. CFS Roseworthy Info

Sounds like someone might be in trouble  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 09, 2007, 07:39:44 AM
We used to use trickle chargers on our trucks but found that it was shortening the lifespan of the batteries alot so we just isolate them now.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Shiner on November 09, 2007, 08:51:16 AM
Trickle charging does affect battery life, but does allow for the fridge (if you are lucky enough to have one) to be left on to ensure cold drinks always available - very important for the more 'remote' brigades and locations.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: backburn on November 09, 2007, 10:00:09 AM
We use  Trickle charging with a timer inbuilt to the charger, it first test the battery if needed it charges if not it does nuthing. Checks the battery every day around midnight and midday, so far no problems with the battery's.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on November 09, 2007, 12:36:42 PM
We use these http://www.projecta.com.au/catalogue/cid/5/asset_id/31/ (http://www.projecta.com.au/catalogue/cid/5/asset_id/31/)
Have had no problems with batteries. Mounted on the wall with a retractable cable to plug into the appliance.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on November 09, 2007, 04:46:25 PM
we use the trickle charger and as it is either being charged or outside with the engine running or isolated battery life doesn't seem to be a problem.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 09, 2007, 06:47:28 PM
We have the same charger, keeps the fridge working & have never had a problem
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on November 09, 2007, 07:01:20 PM
1908087 19:44:13 09-11-07 CAN THE PERSON WITH SPARE KEY PLS REPLACE BACK AT UNIT IMMEDIATLEY SES: Tea Tree Gully Admin
As I said we all makes mistakes - wonder if the person who sent the page will be waiting.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 10, 2007, 03:54:21 PM
16:57:54   10-11-07   HPPY: PAGER AND SIREN TEST TO FOLLOW UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE 10-11-07 16:57 CFS Happy Valley Response

17:05:00   10-11-07   HPPY: SIREN MANUALLY ACTIVATED CFSRES CFS Happy Valley Response

17:19:13   10-11-07   HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* SIREN TESTING NOW COMPLETE, SIREN NOW WORKS AGAIN (INCASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE) - H/V STATION 10/11/2007 5:18:19 PM CFS Happy Valley Info?

hehe...tis a bit hard to not notice
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 10, 2007, 04:29:20 PM

Might not be good, but it's certainly amusing!

We had it happen at our brigade and I thought it was rather embarrassing!
[/quote]

I remember my brigade being unable to start the truck one wednesday night when we were about to go out on a truck run and were paged to a tree over road that year the South East had a supercell storm

 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on November 10, 2007, 09:25:37 PM
I thought you could just turn the crank handle on the front of the Ka'doo 34 to fire it up! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on November 11, 2007, 05:21:12 AM
Drove the doo 34 the other day started first go.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 11, 2007, 10:29:26 AM
I mean the 34 appliance we had before getting this refurbished one  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on November 18, 2007, 07:01:58 PM
I see the walkers arms hotel in walkerville went up in smoke this morning.............DID THE CREWS ATTENDING SAVE THE BEER??? :cry:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTY on November 19, 2007, 08:34:29 AM
                  FYI MB X 2 PB X 2 JARVOIS X 2 LARGE HAYSHED FIRE MONTEITH INFO ONLY FROM CUSTOMS
ENGLISH TRANSLATION - MB X 2 - TB X 2 - JERVOIS X 2 - ALL ATTENDING LARGE HAY SHED FIRE AT MONTEITH - CAPTAIN
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 20, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
   20:01:50   20-11-07   MFS: INC # 110 - 20/11/07 20:01,RESPOND To,PORT WAKEFIELD CFS,PORT WAKEFIELD, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BALLOON ON ROOF,PTWK19*CFSRES: CFS Port Wakefield Response

lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 22, 2007, 05:47:27 PM
TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE STATION (AND FEMALE IF YOU WISH TO GO THERE) PLEASE DO NOT WALK ON THE NEW TILES IN THE MALE TOILETS, THANKS. CFS Salisbury Info


 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on November 22, 2007, 05:50:55 PM
TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE STATION (AND FEMALE IF YOU WISH TO GO THERE) PLEASE DO NOT WALK ON THE NEW TILES IN THE MALE TOILETS, THANKS. CFS Salisbury Info


 :lol: :lol:

damn, you beat me to it. My question is, How do you expect them to get to the toliet then????

Floate, maybe??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on November 23, 2007, 08:07:22 AM
09:05:59 23-11-07 ATTN: KUITPO RANGER NAME: <name> FROM <company> NUMBER: <phone#> DETAILS: SEND 20 LITRES B PLUS TO KUITPO VIA FORESTRY SA FREIGHT COMPANY BUT IT ENDED UP IN MOUNT GAMBIER. NEEDS FOR KUITPO RANGER TO RING MOUNT GAMBIER TO ORGANISE FOR IT

Well both areas have forests.....but whoever missed the correct recipient.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on November 27, 2007, 02:36:58 PM
They called this job the Fonz... :-P

STOP FOR COOL GRASS FIRE EXTINGUISHED DALKEITH AND VIRGINA ON SCENE CREWS RET SOON
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on November 29, 2007, 03:47:17 PM
They called this job the Fonz... :-P

STOP FOR COOL GRASS FIRE EXTINGUISHED DALKEITH AND VIRGINA ON SCENE CREWS RET SOON

interesting brigade spelling... :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 29, 2007, 06:51:25 PM
LOL.. Good pickup!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on November 30, 2007, 07:47:10 PM
Quote
Quote from: SA Firey on November 22, 2007, 07:47:27 PM
TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE STATION (AND FEMALE IF YOU WISH TO GO THERE) PLEASE DO NOT WALK ON THE NEW TILES IN THE MALE TOILETS, THANKS. CFS Salisbury Info

damn, you beat me to it. My question is, How do you expect them to get to the toliet then?

Floate, maybe??

stand in the door way and aim REAL HIGH :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bowforce on December 03, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
CP171 NEW INVENTION.... THE RADIO :) PLS LET FLINDERS PRIVATE KNOW ABOUT THIS WONDERFULL NEW TECHNOLOGY... :) SAAS Camden Park
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 05, 2007, 08:44:29 AM
09:20:54   05-12-07   MURRAY BRIDGE CFS CONDUCTING BURN OFF CHRISTIAN RD 10AM UNTIL - WILL ADVISE LT3

10:06:50   05-12-07   MFS: INC # 16 - 05/12/07 10:06,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,CHRISTIAN RD,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 349 J 13 ,,,SAIR55 MBR721*CFSRES:

LOL...who forgot to notify Adelaide Fire...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on December 10, 2007, 08:20:52 PM
21:32:15 10-12-07 Test Page from VH59, no response necessary unless you didn't get this page and then you will never know anyway

Sooo true....the problem with pager tests, how do you know who did not receive the test page ????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on December 11, 2007, 03:25:30 PM
turning out after pager has activated step by step  :-D

1) jump in car and drive to station

2) unlock door and enter station.....

3) TURN OFF BURGLER ALARM!!! :roll:

13:42:54   11-12-07   BROO: *CFSRES: MORE CREW NEEDED BOOLEROO STATION 11-12-07 13:41 CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

13:47:50   11-12-07   BOOL: SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED AT BOOLEROO STATION CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on December 11, 2007, 06:11:12 PM
17:18:33 11-12-07 MFS: INC # 48 - 11/12/07 17:18,RESPOND To,AVENUE RD,STIRLING, MAP 145 B 14 ,,CHILD WITH HEAD STUCK IN FENCE - STEAM ROLLER PARK,STRL19*CFSRES: CFS Stirling Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on December 11, 2007, 06:14:08 PM
CFS: *CFSRES: HELITAK 537 RESPOND ADELAIDE AIRPORT WEST HELI-PAD. TRANSPORT LINEN TO KINGSCOTE AIRPORT - SARC CANT > 11/12/2007 18:31:39 CFS Air Ops Heliair Response

Obviously a blanket attack :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 11, 2007, 06:45:48 PM
1908045 20:05:30 11-12-07 MFS: INC # 60 - 11/12/07 20:05,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MANNUM CFS,MANNUM, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BOAT REQ FOR COW RESCUE NEAR 170 MARK.,MRB029 MNNM19*CFSRES: SES Murray Bridge

Sounds like a cow had to much moo juice and got a cramp while trying to swim  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on December 12, 2007, 06:31:52 PM
1909114 19:25:05 12-12-07 PLEASE NOTE THAT ONION CUTTING THURSDAY NIGHT AT 19:30 HRS AT JACQUE & BRENTON'S. PLEASE BRING SHARP KNIVES, CUTTING BOARDS AND TISSUES! JACQUE 0407 244 002 CFS Lyndoch Response

 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on December 12, 2007, 09:08:38 PM
MFS: INC # 70 - 12/12/07 22:15,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,EYRE HWY,PORT AUGUSTA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,BACK UP STIRLING NTH TO TRUCK FIRE POSS HAZMAT,PAU519*CFSRES: MFS Pt Augusta Response

22:27:43 12-12-07 MFS: Hi Rod, notifying you of a truck fire that Pt Augusta MFS are going to about 15kms out of Pt Augusta heading to Ceduna. They are responding as a hazmat appliance. Apparently the truck has explosives onboard (run for your life) ..Matty 12/12/2007 10:27:32 PM MFS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Dave O on December 13, 2007, 12:04:48 PM
1925587 13:26:41 13-12-07 CT74 HI - FOR YOUR INFO TO AVOID ANY EMBARRASING MOMENTS YOUR PT IS ACTUALLY A GENETIC MALE, PREFERS TO BE KNOWN FEMALE SAAS City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 13, 2007, 02:40:45 PM
1925572 15:50:50 13-12-07 N81 I AM MOST IMPRESSED WITH THE RADIO MANNERS U ARE TEACHING UR THIRD! NICE WORK SAAS Noarlunga

Whats the prize i hope a brand new shiny Ambulance or maybe a unlimited shopping spree  :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 13, 2007, 07:25:27 PM
1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on December 13, 2007, 08:37:05 PM
1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:
Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 13, 2007, 08:59:59 PM
Would you honestly want to go to that??? :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 14, 2007, 06:53:48 AM
Would you honestly want to go to that??? :|
Yep! I love warm and fuzzy Animal Rescues. They are great for PR.

And if you get to use the powersaw its a bonus!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on December 14, 2007, 09:08:53 AM
sitrep I heard that cracked me up one day for a MFS crew that was attending a cat in a tree.........



....."cat in a tree - 1 High Pressure Line in use".....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 14, 2007, 10:20:54 AM
We had a former member who use to love using a 64mm line on cats, and giving a sitrep 1 x 64mm line in use on the radio for all to hear :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on December 14, 2007, 06:27:18 PM
1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:
Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D

Yes it is CFS area, its dual response between Elizabeth MFS and Dalkeith CFS. It is a regular occurance for those guys not to be responded to their own area by MFS comms.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on December 14, 2007, 07:23:44 PM
1919066 20:38:22 13-12-07 MFS: INC # 76 - 13/12/07 20:38,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TRINITY CT,ANDREWS FARM, MAP 41 K 12 ,,CAT IN DRAIN DETAILS AS SUPPLIED BY S/O COLLINS,ELZ331*CFSRES: MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sounds like the poor kitty was looking for his yarn ball and got stuck trying to get it from the drain  :lol:
Not bad hey, thats in CFS area. I dont see any CFS on that page. The wonders of the mfs comms!  :-D

Yes it is CFS area, its dual response between Elizabeth MFS and Dalkeith CFS. It is a regular occurance for those guys not to be responded to their own area by MFS comms.


looks to me like the call came from the SO... so perhaps they came across hte incident, and the page is just to create a job number?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on December 14, 2007, 07:32:43 PM
So that raises the question what were they doing out there at that time of night?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on December 14, 2007, 08:29:13 PM
So that raises the question what were they doing out there at that time of night?

...going for a drive, getting some food, passerby, off duty & near home, looking at stars, going home, see the girlfriend, wife, husband, etc, etc...who cares...the job was done & the community (hopefully) was happy...

...sorry I'm still at work on Friday night & grumpy...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 15, 2007, 08:13:02 PM
1918631 21:21:47 15-12-07 MFS: INC # 67 - 15/12/07 21:21,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,WHYALLA MFS,WHYALLA, MAP 0 0 0 ,,ASSIST CFS AT LEAK EYRE HWY BETWEEN TURNOFF AND IRON KNOB,WHY529*CFSRES: MFS Whyalla Response

I didnt know there was a highway where you could take a leak on  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on December 15, 2007, 08:49:39 PM
Robert your mind works in strange ways - funny but :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on December 16, 2007, 11:17:14 AM
so that's why the lake is always dry....it's leaking!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 19, 2007, 04:50:14 AM
NTPA: Nuri 24P and Pumper, after the town siren has gone off, are at a fixed alarm at Foodland. The town knows we exist! 19/12/2007 5:34:22 AM CFS Angaston Group Officer Info


Who needs a rooster :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on December 19, 2007, 06:00:48 AM
We have had to start using our siren at night as members are not around....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 19, 2007, 08:54:31 AM
my brigades managed to get a new member all cos of the fire siren saying "hey everyone we're still here", but im sure there was more to it...maybe just hesitant to join, i was at first bit of a leap frog to gain the guts to join ;).

It is a great recruitment tool.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 19, 2007, 09:49:48 AM
1916100 11:09:48 19-12-07 WY81 BUILD A BRIDGE & GET OVER IT - PHIL MADE A MISTAKE SAAS Whyalla

Sounds like SAAS comms upset the Whyalla ambulance crew apple cart  :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 19, 2007, 10:14:00 AM
1916100 11:38:16 19-12-07 WY81 I STILL LUV YA SAAS Whyalla

Awwww aint that sweet  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on December 19, 2007, 10:22:31 AM
1916100 11:09:48 19-12-07 WY81 BUILD A BRIDGE & GET OVER IT - PHIL MADE A MISTAKE SAAS Whyalla

Sounds like SAAS comms upset the Whyalla ambulance crew apple cart  :lol: :-P

Just because the operator works in a ComCen in Adelaide doesn't mean he doesn't know the local crews personally!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 19, 2007, 01:48:26 PM
^^ Don't think a suggestion was made to the contrary mate :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: adelaide_medic on December 20, 2007, 10:55:58 PM
Christmas Eve drinks at Scott & Becs 7.00pm, 3 Trevilyan Ct, Coro Valley byo drinks nibbles & supper provided. CFS Blackwood Info

Scott and Bec...im there!  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 22, 2007, 04:53:03 PM
1908977 17:34:05 22-12-07 HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* BEE AWARE OF A BEE HIVE IN THE DUMMIE HYDRANT NEAR THE FIRECALL CARPARK, COUNCIL HAS BEEN ADVISED TO REMOVE - LT3 - H/V STATION 22/12/2007 5:33:51 PM CFS Happy Valley Info

BEE AWARE  :lol: thats a classic instead of saying be aware they put in an extra E cause of there being a bee hive next the hydrant  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on December 22, 2007, 05:58:38 PM
Really? I didnt pick that..







 




:evil:








Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on December 22, 2007, 10:55:49 PM
Those Happy Valley boys are so witty.  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 23, 2007, 02:51:40 PM
1926891 11:19:37 23-12-07 MFS: FROM AUSTALIA POST. CAN YOU ABSOLUTELY SATURATE THE MAIL BOX. MFS

:?Huh :? why would Australia Post want the MFS to saturate one of their mail boxes, unless it was smoking in a no smoke zone :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on December 23, 2007, 03:25:06 PM
im guessing it was on fire and the MFS crew were querying water damage to the mail...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 23, 2007, 06:12:19 PM
1909055 16:57:37 23-12-07 No official training tomorrow night, though for those who have nothing better to do on xmas eve the BBQ will be fired up at the station round 8:00 CFS Coromandel Valley Info

Who is gonna supply the beer  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on December 23, 2007, 06:46:53 PM
sounds like some of the blokes at MVale are in the same boat Robbo:

M/V INFO,THERE IS NO PLANNED TRAINING TOMORROW,UNLESS YOU ARE BORED, LONELY OR HAVE NO FRIENDS, COME AND MEET OTHERS IN THE SAME PREDICAMENT. MERRY XMAS TO EACH AND EVERY 1 OF YOU. BRIGADE CPT. - MAWSON BASE CFS Morphett Vale Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on December 24, 2007, 05:36:47 AM
So I guess where all going to the BBQ at M/V tonight..... :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 25, 2007, 08:47:58 AM
1908896 08:39:50 25-12-07 Port Elliot: Rudolph slammed a chimney,& Santa fell off the roof. Search and rescue required to find presents. Merry Christmas to all who read this. 

Sounds like Rudolph had a little bit too much Egg nog  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 26, 2007, 08:17:52 PM
1909195 18:40:30 08-11-07 TANKER IS NOW OFF LINE UNTIL IT CAN BE JUMP STARTED, DUE TO VHF BEING LEFT ON. WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 1 APPLIANCE. THANKS RAY FOR ORGANISING IT FOR TOMORROW.LT2 CFS: Salisbury
Don't you guys use isolators & trickle chargers? If you don't no what I'm talking about have a look at the RHS of the SES Isuzus

salisbury does have isolators on all trucks BUT for some reason the vhf on tanker is not isolated by it and has its own switch that needs to be turned off.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on December 27, 2007, 06:09:05 AM
1909195 18:40:30 08-11-07 TANKER IS NOW OFF LINE UNTIL IT CAN BE JUMP STARTED, DUE TO VHF BEING LEFT ON. WE ARE NOW DOWN TO 1 APPLIANCE. THANKS RAY FOR ORGANISING IT FOR TOMORROW.LT2 CFS: Salisbury
Don't you guys use isolators & trickle chargers? If you don't no what I'm talking about have a look at the RHS of the SES Isuzus

salisbury does have isolators on all trucks BUT for some reason the vhf on tanker is not isolated by it and has its own switch that needs to be turned off.


we had the same problem the other day, someone forgot to isolate our 24, which had the crew push starting it to get a second appliance out for a grassfire...

always ammusing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on December 27, 2007, 06:55:24 AM
Probably doing Para Group a favour with it offline its a piece of you know what that tanker :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on December 27, 2007, 07:10:42 AM
Quote
STOP FOR PAUL AS SMALLGREEN WASTE FIRE IS EXTINGISH 34 PUMPER WILL BE RETURNING TO STATION SHORTLY FROM JOHN


Poor Paul... he always misses the truck ;);)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 29, 2007, 12:49:38 AM
N40 I THOUGHT IT WAS 20 MINUTES FOR CRIB BREAKS - PLEASE EXPLAIN - MD2 SAAS Noarlunga

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 29, 2007, 01:11:18 PM
13:16:58   29-12-07   P71 I REALLY THINK TODAY CALLS FOR ICECREAM SAAS Prospect
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 30, 2007, 11:10:31 AM
test message... where are you little pager SES Northern Districts Info?

Anyone found a GRN Pager :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 31, 2007, 02:28:11 PM
1925622 15:46:07 31-12-07 C89 MURPHYS LAW GET BACK ON AND I GET JOB FOR U - CALL BACK ON AIR PLEASE - RAH TO PARADISE SAAS Campbelltown

Never heard that murphys law rule before  :lol: is it a new one or did SAAS comms make it up  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 31, 2007, 02:34:24 PM
murphy's law is all to present in the emergency services mate.

it you say its gonna be quiet....it wont be. literally.

"we havent had a hazmat in a while"....2 days later BAM! like...2 hazmats...

murphys law is quite evil...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 31, 2007, 03:34:37 PM
1905686 16:20:41 31-12-07 ROB BAKER HAVING NYE PARTY AT HIS HOUSE TONIGHT IF ANY ONE WOULD LIKE TO ATTEND , FROM THE STATION. AFTER 8.00PM 13 WERONA ST (NOT ALL SA FIREFIGHTER MEMBERS INVITED) MFS Mt Gambier Response


dont you hate when we are not invited !!!!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 31, 2007, 03:36:39 PM
Probably doing Para Group a favour with it offline its a piece of you know what that tanker :-D

yes it is a piece of you know what BUT its a well look after piece of you know what

and also i would rather the piece of crap you know then the one you dont!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 31, 2007, 09:01:31 PM
1928388 22:28:10 31-12-07 FW: _____ QUICK!! Go Now
1928388 22:04:04 31-12-07 QUICK!! Go Now


ok where are we going

any ideas whos pager ID this is??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 01, 2008, 07:57:29 AM
Google it...

???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 02, 2008, 12:45:05 PM
1925588 13:50:45 02-01-08 MT71 U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH SAAS Mitcham

 :roll: Sounds like somebody has been watching too much South Park  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 02, 2008, 08:15:08 PM
TRUR: HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL, WHAT BETTER WAY TO WORK OFF A HANGOVER AND ALL THAT FOOD THAN ATTENDING TRAINING TONIGHT? - EXERCISES INVOLVING - DRAUGHTING, WATER RELAY, SMD 1, RUNNING GRASSFIRES AND MOPPING UP TACTICS - TIMED TEAM BASED EVENTS CFS Truro Info


 :-D :-D

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on January 02, 2008, 08:57:44 PM
Not sure if this posting is actually amusing.
Wonder how the patient would feel knowing the problem was broadcast.

THE ACTUAL COMMENTS IN THE CASE ARE "ABDO PAIN POST SEX" JUST SO YOU KNOW...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 03, 2008, 06:16:15 AM
1925598 06:12:54 03-01-08 SA181 IN OTHER WORDS THE CALLER HAS NO IDEA... SAAS Salisbury

telling it how it is :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Smallflame on January 03, 2008, 08:27:58 AM
1925588 13:50:45 02-01-08 MT71 U WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH SAAS Mitcham

 :roll: Sounds like somebody has been watching too much South Park  :lol:

I don't know what they're putting in the water distributed at the moment... Perhaps the new blue uniforms have some other contaminants! Been fairly blunt lately!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 07, 2008, 10:12:31 AM
1925568 11:22:29 07-01-08 M77 SORRY, OUR GRAND PLAN HAS GONE POOF! I HAVE SOME OTHER STUFF FOR YOU TO DO INSTEAD! TA JADE SAAS Marion

Grand plan for what  :? world domination  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on January 08, 2008, 01:47:48 PM
a plan?  a comcen had a plan?  WOW! 

....cynically I think I know why it didn't work.....planning never works on level 2 of eastwood!!   :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 08, 2008, 05:14:38 PM
fact of life #404456
Planning in emergency services is at best: ad-hoc. full stop.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on January 09, 2008, 01:08:29 AM
thanks for pointing out the bleeding obvious!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 09, 2008, 11:29:18 AM
thats ok mate ;)  buy my facts of life book from danoz direct for 5 payments of $39.95 but wait theres more...get a free halligan tool if u use ur credit card!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 10, 2008, 12:21:05 PM
1907338 12:57:33 10-01-08 if u go to mt barker get lettuce & tomatoes pls. b GRN Link Techs

Weeee a shopping trip  :-D dont forget to pick up a 30 pack of Coke Zero and a carton of beer as well  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 10, 2008, 02:31:34 PM
1925577 15:41:07 10-01-08 F74 THE GODS OF ATS WORK HAVE SMILED ON YOU AND DECIDED THAT YOU MAY RETURN HOME, WITH OUT 'PENALTY' :):) SAAS Fulham

I didnt know SAAS has a god  :lol: what religion are they  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on January 10, 2008, 04:04:49 PM
1927119   17:32:11 10-01-08 PLS PH ROB ELLIOTT WHEN NOT KILLING PATIENTS YOU KNOW NUMBER SAAS

Surely thats taking it too far...SAAS has been letting loose lately....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on January 10, 2008, 04:19:48 PM
It's called sarcasm and probably quite funny to those it was intended for. 8-)

We shouldn't get bent out of shape after reading stuff that's not even technically meant for us.... :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on January 10, 2008, 04:47:30 PM
Now thats funny - those SAAS guys have a wicked sense of humour :-D
Pity others don't seem to take a leaf out of their book :wink:
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 11, 2008, 01:48:41 PM
15:09:16 11-01-08 MFS: IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS THEN WHY CANT I PAINT YOU MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

some ones having fun
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: country kid on January 11, 2008, 01:57:20 PM
15:09:16 11-01-08 MFS: IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS THEN WHY CANT I PAINT YOU MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

some ones having fun


dam u beat me to it :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Comms on January 11, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Testing the MCT all afternoon and it now works.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 11, 2008, 06:34:45 PM
1925597 19:39:30 11-01-08 SA12 YOU GOING TO BE ABLE TO COPE WITH THE "REAL" WROK LOAD? :) SAAS Salisbury

the sarcasm continues :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on January 12, 2008, 06:20:16 PM
this has been left blank for a reason
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 12, 2008, 09:31:41 PM
bored matrix when was the last time you actually undertook gainful employment. Your attitude combined with your complete lack of IQ (Rv's don't extend the time taken fro transfer nor do they "take crews out of area's" ...they actually do the opposite brainiac) me thinks u need less time on comp and more time checking job screen down at centrelink 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on January 13, 2008, 08:46:34 AM
Testing the MCT all afternoon and it now works.
But for how long?  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on January 14, 2008, 07:55:29 AM
REMINDER TRAINING TONIGHT: TOUR OF (NOT IN...) AIRCRAFT, LEAVE SUMMERTOWN STATION 1900H, OR BE @ STATE TRAINING CENTRE 1930. TEA/COFFEE PROVIDED. BTC TIM CFS: Cherryville


Spoil all the fun dont they. ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on January 14, 2008, 04:38:44 PM
1925590 14:09:47 14-01-08 C7 SORRY ABOUT THAT =- SOUNDED A BIT 1800 CALL ME!!! SAAS Campbelltown
Wonder what they mean? :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 17, 2008, 04:39:46 PM
1909434 17:50:13 17-01-08 MFS: INC # 54 - 17/01/08 17:50,RESPOND Rescue Animal,TARLEE CFS,TARLEE, MAP 0 0 0 ,,SHEEP HIT BY TRUCK,TARL00*CFSRES: CFS Gilbert Group Officers Response

Cowabaaga dude  :lol: 8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on January 17, 2008, 05:25:12 PM
STRIKE TEAM REQUIRED FOR BELAIR INCIDENT DEPART 2045PM FROM INGLEWOOD PUB CALL LT 3 ********** - LUKE CFS Hermitage Info

nothing like a top up be for u go to a fire lol :-D :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 17, 2008, 05:47:33 PM
1925582 18:59:48 17-01-08 PA181 ARENT YOU MEANT TO BE ON HOLIDAYS SAAS Pt Adelaide

Holidays  :? what holidays  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 18, 2008, 11:03:58 AM
1905686 12:27:30 18-01-08 MFS: INC # 34 - 18/01/08 12:27,RESPOND Assist Resident,8 MCDONALD ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT STUCK IN A TREE FOR 3 HOURS ACROSS FROM FREW PARK,MTG701*CFSRES: MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty come on down  :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on January 18, 2008, 11:10:21 AM
1908916   12:22:30   18-01-08   LITTLE HAMPTON LEFT TENNANT ONE OUT OF AREA THIS AFTERNOON CFS Littlehampton Info

I hope someone goes back to pick him up.. Who is going to pay the rent?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on January 18, 2008, 01:22:13 PM
I'd hope that the Right Tennant comes to his aid and pays his share for the week ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on January 18, 2008, 02:46:21 PM
1905686 12:27:30 18-01-08 MFS: INC # 34 - 18/01/08 12:27,RESPOND Assist Resident,8 MCDONALD ST,MT GAMBIER, MAP 0 0 0 ,,CAT STUCK IN A TREE FOR 3 HOURS ACROSS FROM FREW PARK,MTG701*CFSRES: MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty come on down  :lol: :-P

Ha ha Rob you beat me, I posted it on the wrong one LOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on January 18, 2008, 03:36:06 PM
CLAIRE 24 ON TOILET FUEL DUE TO CLAIRE 24P MECHANICAL PROBLEMS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 19, 2008, 07:59:09 PM
1909700 20:08:11 19-01-08 BA400 DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS??? SAAS

Look big in what :? :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Master of Disaster on January 19, 2008, 09:03:30 PM
22:21:33 19-01-08 C181 Cat2 Holden Hill Police Station  2a Sudholz Rd, Holden Hill 95 M13 POLICE REQUIRED   :? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fireblade on January 20, 2008, 07:26:31 AM
MFS: INC # 9 - 20/01/08 06:06,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,59 JETTY ST,GRANGE, MAP 115 L 2 ,,CAR INTO HOUSE. HAS LOOSENED BRICKS. FROM SAPOL.,WAD020 WDV249 NOA029*CFSRES: SES Central Region

Well what a suprise a car that smashed into a house has loosened the bricks!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 20, 2008, 10:57:08 AM
1905655 12:10:35 20-01-08 MFS: INC # 23 - 20/01/08 12:10,RESPOND Rescue Animal,WHARF RD,MURRAY BRIDGE, MAP 350 D 6 ,,SEE SA WATER VAN ADJ. CPT PROUD MOORING GALAH TANGLED IN FISHING LINE 8 METRES UP PRIORITY 2,MBR721*CFSRES: MFS Murray Bridge Response

Polly wanted a cracker not a fish  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on January 20, 2008, 11:25:08 AM
22:21:33 19-01-08 C181 Cat2 Holden Hill Police Station  2a Sudholz Rd, Holden Hill 95 M13 POLICE REQUIRED   :? :lol:

lol

canned messages - if the CAD picks up that SAPOL may be required due to Assault or other risk of violence - it's automatically added to the dispatch page!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 21, 2008, 10:23:31 PM
Whoever has the keys for 34P or knows the location of the keys please contact station ASAP. Sr3 CFS Tea Tree Gully Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on January 22, 2008, 04:57:07 AM
MMMM now I have seen it all......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 22, 2008, 07:53:29 AM
1905686 04:04:52 22-01-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP RHS MAIN ENTRY, POLICE STATION, BAY RD, MOUNT GAMBIER, ALARM 70/048 MFS Mt Gambier Response

That says it all  :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Gungellan34 on January 22, 2008, 09:55:47 AM
1905686 04:04:52 22-01-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP RHS MAIN ENTRY, POLICE STATION, BAY RD, MOUNT GAMBIER, ALARM 70/048 MFS Mt Gambier Response

That says it all  :roll: :roll:

 :roll:Yep, that would be the most filtered Ammusing Pager Message I have seen so far......not!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Blue on January 22, 2008, 12:18:44 PM
1905686 04:04:52 22-01-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP RHS MAIN ENTRY, POLICE STATION, BAY RD, MOUNT GAMBIER, ALARM 70/048 MFS Mt Gambier Response

That says it all  :roll: :roll:

SAPOL in attendance   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 22, 2008, 01:28:34 PM
:roll: Yep, that would be the most filtered Ammusing Pager Message I have seen so far......not!!

Do i detect a note of sarcasm  :roll: :-P
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Anyways heres another that Mount Gambier SES was dispatched to today

1906658 12:46:43 22-01-08 MFS: INC # 30 - 22/01/08 12:46,RESPOND Rescue Animal,WIRELESS RD E,MT GAMBIER DISTRICT, MAP 000 0 0 ,,COW LOOSE ON WIRELESS RD WEST,MTG029*CFSRES: SES Mt Gambier Response

I bet the cow found it very Amoosing to see the SES chase after it  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 22, 2008, 07:49:46 PM
:roll: Yep, that would be the most filtered Ammusing Pager Message I have seen so far......not!!

Do i detect a note of sarcasm  :roll: :-P
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Anyways heres another that Mount Gambier SES was dispatched to today

1906658 12:46:43 22-01-08 MFS: INC # 30 - 22/01/08 12:46,RESPOND Rescue Animal,WIRELESS RD E,MT GAMBIER DISTRICT, MAP 000 0 0 ,,COW LOOSE ON WIRELESS RD WEST,MTG029*CFSRES: SES Mt Gambier Response

I bet the cow found it very Amoosing to see the SES chase after it  :lol: :roll:

 :roll: :roll:

No wonder the cow got loose it was a wireless paddock :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 22, 2008, 07:59:06 PM
oh dear  :roll:

lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 22, 2008, 08:04:20 PM
just looking at that page, it actually gives two different locations. the first line says "wireless road E(AST), mt gambier district" and then later it says "wireless rd WEST", does anyone actually know where the call was? would have been seeing the compton boys out chasing it around on wireless road west,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 22, 2008, 08:09:04 PM
 20:51:19   22-01-08  GET TOGETHER AT THE COCKS FRI AT 1400 BYO EVERYTHING - EVERYONE WELCOME CFS Blackwood Info



hmmmm???????????????????

i know its a party but the address is a bit dodgy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 22, 2008, 08:11:22 PM
just looking at that page, it actually gives two different locations. the first line says "wireless road E(AST), mt gambier district" and then later it says "wireless rd WEST", does anyone actually know where the call was? would have been seeing the compton boys out chasing it around on wireless road west,


Yeah but SES has more ropes :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 22, 2008, 08:12:23 PM
hoses would have been just as useful  :-P :-P :-P :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 22, 2008, 08:19:20 PM
maybe compton could have just taken shovels and gone on clean up duty since their call sign is COMP00??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 22, 2008, 08:21:49 PM
nice one footy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 23, 2008, 01:08:12 PM
1908905 14:09:22 23-01-08 MFS: INC # 45 - 23/01/08 14:09,RESPOND SHED FIRE,LOT14 DING DONG RD,DAWESLEY, MAP 000 0 0 ,,RAPID 141-194,NAIR00 BRUK00*CFSRES: CFS Brukunga Response

Ding Dong anyone home  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 23, 2008, 01:16:49 PM
That shed was Fully involved...and bombers sent for grass fire risk.

Bombers got quite busy with 3 goin fires in a triangle lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on January 23, 2008, 06:39:53 PM
just looking at that page, it actually gives two different locations. the first line says "wireless road E(AST), mt gambier district" and then later it says "wireless rd WEST", does anyone actually know where the call was? would have been seeing the compton boys out chasing it around on wireless road west,


Call was actually on wireless rd west in MFS area.  For some reason Wireless Rd West must not exist in the database.

Good ol gazza called that one in.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 23, 2008, 07:46:44 PM
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1909191 21:06:31 23-01-08 MFS: INC # 70 - 23/01/08 21:06,RESPOND RCR,PARACOMBE RD,PARACOMBE, MAP 98 A 5 ,,NEAR FIRE STATION IN CREEK,TTGY19 PARC00*CFSRES:

funny spot to park?? maybe he was looking for the gully hotel........... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 23, 2008, 08:33:03 PM
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1909191 21:06:31 23-01-08 MFS: INC # 70 - 23/01/08 21:06,RESPOND RCR,PARACOMBE RD,PARACOMBE, MAP 98 A 5 ,,NEAR FIRE STATION IN CREEK,TTGY19 PARC00*CFSRES:

funny spot to park?? maybe he was looking for the gully hotel........... :-P

there's a fire station in a creek??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on January 25, 2008, 11:47:23 AM
1918227 12:02:33 25-01-08 MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC031 25/01/08 12:01,RESPOND MARINE RESCUE,PORT PIRIE ,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 0 0,BETWEEN PORT PIRIE AND SPENCER GOLF????,SDO050 PTP029 SES Pt Pirie Response
Even the operator thought it was wrong :-D (Question marks)
1928881 12:41:38 25-01-08 MB40 SPEAK TO ME MAN ! SAAS Mt Barker - Desperation?
and finally
1919356 12:10:44 25-01-08 MENG: CREW FOR TRAFFIC MARSHALLING FOR AUS. DAY FUN RUN PLS BE AT STN 0700 SHARP. ALL WELCOME. CREW IN UNIFORM WILL GET FREE BREAKFAST. MENINGIE CAPTAIN. CFS Meningie Info
I would be in that! :-D
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on January 25, 2008, 11:50:22 AM
1918227 12:02:33 25-01-08 MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC031 25/01/08 12:01,RESPOND MARINE RESCUE,PORT PIRIE ,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 0 0,BETWEEN PORT PIRIE AND SPENCER GOLF????,SDO050 PTP029 SES Pt Pirie Response
Even the operator thought it was wrong :-D (Question marks)

cheers
Or they are'nt comfortable with their own spelling? I thought that would have had to be a requirement to work up there?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 25, 2008, 11:53:59 AM
1909196 12:39:08 25-01-08 Reminder we have a working bee tonight to prepare the pubs shed for vehicles. Capt CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

Sounds like everyone was getting sick of walking to the pub so they decided to relocate the appliances to the pub shed  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 26, 2008, 06:21:47 PM
1908915 19:03:30 26-01-08 HAHNDORF INFO THOSE INVOLVED IN CRICKET MATCH TOMORROW PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 0900 FOR 100 START AT THE OVAL THE PRES CFS Hahndorf Info

Has India challenged the Hahndorf Country Fire Service to cricket match tomorrow  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: country kid on January 26, 2008, 10:29:52 PM
1908915 19:03:30 26-01-08 HAHNDORF INFO THOSE INVOLVED IN CRICKET MATCH TOMORROW PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 0900 FOR 100 START AT THE OVAL THE PRES CFS Hahndorf Info

Has India challenged the Hahndorf Country Fire Service to cricket match tomorrow  :roll: :lol:

if thats the case........go hahndorf! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 26, 2008, 11:38:31 PM
Name:JULIA XXXXX - 2ND CALL Number:08xxxxxxx & xxxxxxx Address:xxxxxx Suburb:ASCOT PARK - DEAD KOALA IN DRIVEWAY. LOOKS IN A BAD WAY Situation:UNLISTED

Pager message to NPWSA...

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 26, 2008, 11:40:02 PM
Name:JULIA XXXXX - 2ND CALL Number:08xxxxxxx & xxxxxxx Address:xxxxxx Suburb:ASCOT PARK - DEAD KOALA IN DRIVEWAY. LOOKS IN A BAD WAY Situation:UNLISTED

Pager message to NPWSA...

Pip

Doesnt' get much worse than dead does it?

[edit: fixing quoting]
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 27, 2008, 06:33:20 AM
You would think so, but then again maybe some koala's look good when they are dead
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 27, 2008, 08:28:08 AM
1909006 09:48:22 27-01-08 STRL: Stirling 24 is offline and will be for sometime. Popey ********** CFS Stirling Info

Sounds like popeye has taken Stirling 24 on a mission to fight Sinbad The Sailor  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on January 27, 2008, 02:06:50 PM
1909043   14:37:58 27-01-08 RESPONSE PAGER MASSAGES FROM NOW ON WILL INCLUDE THE INCIDENT TALK GROUP NUMBER - STILL CALL ADELAIDE FIRE AS PER NORMAL BEFORE CHANGING TO THE INCIDENT T.G. CFS: Woodchester
1909043   15:32:26 27-01-08 CFS PAGING WHAT MESSAGE DO YOU REQUIRE? ONE WITH THE CORRECT SPELLING WOULD BE NICE. CFS: Woodchester

Oh the number of times I've seen STOCK CALL too....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 27, 2008, 03:54:36 PM
Hehe.. - That is quite good.. - Nice one woodchester.. :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 28, 2008, 07:25:19 PM
18:10:00 28-01-08 URGENT - LARGE GREY MALE KANGAROO ON LAWN DROOLING FROM MOUTH - LOOKS LIKE STOMACH ACHE DEH Southern Lofty Duty Officer

Good to see even our native fauna out there celebrating australia day hard...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 28, 2008, 08:00:09 PM
Probably mistyped and is supposed to be for SAPOL because it's a large male on the lawn drooling with a stomach ache after Aussie day celebrations
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on January 28, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
18:10:00 28-01-08 URGENT - LARGE GREY MALE KANGAROO ON LAWN DROOLING FROM MOUTH - LOOKS LIKE STOMACH ACHE DEH Southern Lofty Duty Officer

looks like stomach ache!?  

mmm....this probably from the same person that runs out and meets you at the door of the appliance telling you that you need to "get more firetrucks......and use as many hoses as you've got - it's burning"


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 28, 2008, 08:02:50 PM
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC039 28/01/08 18:17,RESPOND Rescue Animal,,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT UP TREE FOR 2 DAYS MS WARD 8339####,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

And it took how many people to get the cat out of the tree??? Don't people own ladders anymore?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 28, 2008, 08:18:11 PM
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1919395 20:37:54 28-01-08 HELPERS REQUIRED 6 30PM WEDNSDAY AT TOWN HALL TO DISMANTLE SANTAS CAVE RSVP LT 1 BY 6PM TOMORROW NIGHT CFS Waikerie Info

santa's getting evicted!!! what will become of xmas?? :cry: :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 28, 2008, 08:21:26 PM
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC039 28/01/08 18:17,RESPOND Rescue Animal,,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT UP TREE FOR 2 DAYS MS WARD 8339####,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

And it took how many people to get the cat out of the tree??? Don't people own ladders anymore?

Here Kitty Kitty the nice fireman have a treat  :-D a nice cold blast of water from a fire hose  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 28, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
it took them two days to ring?
don't get me wrong, im probably the last person to stick up for the rights of a cat and all, but surely, after maybe 6 hours 12 hours 24 hours? you might think to ring if you couldnt do the rescue yourself?
Squirt the owner i say...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on January 28, 2008, 10:53:55 PM
I doubt any squirting is going to happen - SES don't have fire trucks ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on January 29, 2008, 04:47:53 AM
A 9LT water and ladder will do the trick...........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 29, 2008, 07:02:29 AM
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC008 29/01/08 02:41,RESPOND To,PENOLA RD,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,TYRE SMOKING IN FRONT OF SPRINTAUTOPARTS,MTG701 MFS Mt Gambier Response

Is it still attached to the car???? The drags were on yesterday!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on January 29, 2008, 08:09:30 AM
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC039 28/01/08 18:17,RESPOND Rescue Animal,,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT UP TREE FOR 2 DAYS MS WARD 8339####,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

And it took how many people to get the cat out of the tree??? Don't people own ladders anymore?

MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC024 29/01/08 09:07,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 DAVIDSON AV,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT IN TREE FOR 3 DAYS DISTRESSED LADY P,4 (NAME) 8339####,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

that cat still in tree  i think its time to get the chainsaw out cut the filtered tree down it mite be the only way to get the cat out and stop it from going up it  :| :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on January 29, 2008, 08:12:37 AM
08:25:25 29-01-08 PLS PH KATELYN FROM HAPPY VALLEY PROPERTY BEHIND RESERVE RE INJURED GAZELLE HAS FLOWN INTO HOUSE WINDOW 0883876204 DEH Southern Lofty Duty Officer

Didnt know they could fly :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 29, 2008, 08:32:30 AM
7:27:52   29-01-08 URGENT KAPUNDA UNIT RESPOND P1 VEHICLE ACCIDENT KAPUNDA-TRURO ROAD - DUTY OFFICER SES Kapunda Response

7:33:15 29-01-08 URGENT MORE CREW REQUIRED VEHICLE ACCIDENT POSSIBLE ENTRUCKMENT

even SES paging cant spell

entruckment==entrapments

turns out the job was

07:01:17   29-01-08   MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC019 29/01/08 07:01,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,EAST TCE,KAPUNDA DISTRICT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,,KAPD00 CFS Kapunda Response

07:14:33   29-01-08   MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC019 29/01/08 07:14,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,EAST TCE,KAPUNDA DISTRICT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,ON MANTINA QUARRY TRACK,KAP641 MFS Kapunda Response

SES received a call from SAPOL stating VA with entrapments but gave the wrong location 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on January 29, 2008, 11:34:10 PM
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC039 28/01/08 18:17,RESPOND Rescue Animal,,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT UP TREE FOR 2 DAYS MS W**** 8********,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

And it took how many people to get the cat out of the tree??? Don't people own ladders anymore?

MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC024 29/01/08 09:07,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 DA*****N AV,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 6,CAT IN TREE FOR 3 DAYS DISTRESSED LADY P,4 C*****D ********,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response

that cat still in tree  i think its time to get the chainsaw out cut the filtered tree down it mite be the only way to get the cat out and stop it from going up it  :| :|


First page we rang the homeowner and advised her to remove her dogs from the area and call RSPCA if still up the tree the next day. So she calls SES the next day instead. The cat was out of ladder reach so it was a matter of climbing up the tree and cutting the branch the cat was on - With homeowners approval. Kitty feel about 7-10m, landed on its feet and was last seen running into a drain  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 30, 2008, 08:51:44 AM
DUE TO NO RESPONCE WITH HELPING WITH SANTAS CAVE TONIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED THANKS HEAPS LT 1 CFS Waikerie Info

I thought Christmas was last month :?! Is Santa still sulking at Waikerie? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 30, 2008, 04:25:37 PM
DUE TO NO RESPONSE WITH HELPING WITH SANTAS CAVE TONIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED THANKS HEAPS LT 1 CFS Waikerie Info

I thought Christmas was last month :?! Is Santa still sulking at Waikerie? :-D

Thats right keep sending the troops negative pages like that you wont have a brigade :?

On the other hand if you dont pack it up it will still be there for next Xmas :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on January 30, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
Quote
Quote from: Davi on Today at 10:51:44 AM
DUE TO NO RESPONSE WITH HELPING WITH SANTAS CAVE TONIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED THANKS HEAPS LT 1 CFS Waikerie Info

I thought Christmas was last month ! Is Santa still sulking at Waikerie?


Thats right keep sending the troops negative pages like that you wont have a brigade

surely when you join an organisation like the CFS you are doing agree to undertake the job as a whole?? if your willing to pick an choose which jobs you attend then maybe the CFS isn't for you. At least then the brigade's would know your not going to turn up BEFORE the jobs roll in............. :|

Further i bit my tounge while the black tuesday coroners case was on.......now's it over....why is it that people feel that the title of "volunteer" infront of their title of fire fighter makes them immune from all accountability?? The CFS tendered a defence in court. It was challenged through due process. The CFS amongst others were found to be fault. Surely the organisation would earn much more public support by standing up and saying yes we stuffed up we're sorry........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on January 30, 2008, 08:49:40 PM
hasn't CFS taken responsibility for the mistakes made by CFS
keep in mind that it was also a nightmare trying to get more crew to the EP everything is so spread out over there i was over there and i worked hard just like every body else. the locals should be given a pat on the back for what they were put through.

also through investigation after the inquest findings were published that the coroner was not entirely correct in some statements. somethings said did not line up with what is  known by federal organizations so it goes to show you don't believe what is always found in court.             
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 30, 2008, 09:45:19 PM
surely when you join an organisation like the CFS you are doing agree to undertake the job as a whole?? if your willing to pick an choose which jobs you attend then maybe the CFS isn't for you. At least then the brigade's would know your not going to turn up BEFORE the jobs roll in............. :|


But did people sign up for every activity that the brigade is asked to be part of, regardless of whether it is CFS related?

I can understand people getting annoyed at members who pick & chose which emergency calls they attend, but is it the same for all the extra (dare I say) "non -core CFS business" ?

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 30, 2008, 09:56:45 PM
20:59:53 30-01-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  PLS PH PHIL FROM LEGION FIRES - 0418xxxxxxx - RE HOUSE FIRE           :?

For those that prefer their pager messages in English - it is meant to read:

PLS PH PHIL FROM REGION FIVE.......   


Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 30, 2008, 10:58:32 PM
00:18:37   31-01-08   PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP ALARM, PORT LINCOLN HOTEL, 1 LINCOLN HIGHWAY, PORT LINCOLN MFS Pt Lincoln Response

I think tonight is the opening night for the new hotel!!! lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Dave O on January 31, 2008, 08:48:32 AM
1909565 09:14:39 31-01-08 WENT TO BUY GOLD FISH AND THEY HAVE A CROCODILE FOR SALE AT THE FISH HAVEN MAXWELL RD PARA HILLS - PLS PH NICKY ********* ASAP DEH Yorke Peninsula Duty Officer

New pet for the kiddies anyone??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 31, 2008, 10:48:48 AM
11:17:45 31-01-08 TURN ON THE RADIO MFS Mt Gambier

Did someone forget to do something when they left the shed :? :-D

I got dibs on that crocodile too Dave O, I've got a few people I'd like to feed to it
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 31, 2008, 11:07:48 AM
ALBERT DAVIES :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 31, 2008, 04:29:20 PM
11:17:45 31-01-08 TURN ON THE RADIO MFS Mt Gambier

Did someone forget to do something when they left the shed :? :-D

I got dibs on that crocodile too Dave O, I've got a few people I'd like to feed to it

 :roll: :roll: Very funny Davi and how are you gonna get a crocodile into Adelaide without DEH and Council Rangers spotting it  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 31, 2008, 06:06:53 PM
hand bag and shoes??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 31, 2008, 08:02:35 PM
Will be coming to me down in the South East. Stick it in a large suitcase :?
Put it on a leash and teach it to bark :?
Though the idea of handbag and shoes sounds good but can I still feed a few people to it first :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 01, 2008, 08:43:22 AM
Will be coming to me down in the South East. Stick it in a large suitcase :?
Put it on a leash and teach it to bark :?
Though the idea of handbag and shoes sounds good but can I still feed a few people to it first :wink:

Ahhh if it is a wonmens handbag, it will bite any male for money.... does that count ??     :evil: :lol:

PS...glad my wife does not read this forum..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 01, 2008, 11:30:46 AM
1916064 10:44:58 01-02-08 PP84 HI... ARE YOU STILL AT THE HOSPITAL???? OR DID I HAVE A REALLY BIG BLONDE MOMENT AND MISS SOMETHING :) SAAS Pt Pirie

Sounds like the SAAS Comms operator's brain must have fallen asleep for a second  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on February 01, 2008, 11:40:20 PM
1919473 1:03:04 02-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC004 02/02/08 01:02,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,4 LOCK CFS,LOCK MAP 0 0 0 TG011,LOCK HOTEL,LOCK00 CFS: Lock & Districts
1919473   01:05:49 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG LOCK RESPOND LOCK HOTEL, 4 RAILWAY TCE 02/02/2008 1:05:37 AM CFS: Lock & Districts
1919475   01:09:04 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG MURDINGA RESPOND LOCK HOTEL..POSSIBLE STRUCTURE FIRE 02/02/2008 1:08:52 AM CFS: Murdinga

Well they're all awake now! I hope they get it out....so they can go back to sleep...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 02, 2008, 08:06:33 AM
1919473 1:03:04 02-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC004 02/02/08 01:02,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,4 LOCK CFS,LOCK MAP 0 0 0 TG011,LOCK HOTEL,LOCK00 CFS: Lock & Districts
1919473   01:05:49 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG LOCK RESPOND LOCK HOTEL, 4 RAILWAY TCE 02/02/2008 1:05:37 AM CFS: Lock & Districts
1919475   01:09:04 02-02-08 MFS: URGMSG MURDINGA RESPOND LOCK HOTEL..POSSIBLE STRUCTURE FIRE 02/02/2008 1:08:52 AM CFS: Murdinga

Well they're all awake now! I hope they get it out....so they can go back to sleep...

STOP FOR CALL.....FIRE IS OUT...WE WERE ALL HERE ALREADY :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 02, 2008, 10:13:31 AM
Seems like they may have been at the pub and used beer to put the fire out  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 02, 2008, 11:57:12 AM
12:48:56 02-02-08 Hello Mr Kelly we are starting So you can wake up from your nanna nap now MFS

What a hard life :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 02, 2008, 06:48:38 PM
1918562 19:39:30 02-02-08 Softball Game, Emergency services cup tomorrow at kadina softball fields., 11.30 Police V Ambos, 12.30-1.30 Lunch, 1.30 MFS play winner of game two, Players be their By 1.00, Wallaroo would like us to have approx 6 attend., Bring your fami MFS Kadina Response
What No SES? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on February 02, 2008, 07:39:49 PM
Sorry chook, its for the 'Emergency Services' not Jims Priority 1 Mowing Services...

:D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 02, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Fair point :-D
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 02, 2008, 07:50:28 PM
Hehe.. In gest, I was going to say, "It says LUNCH"... - But that was only a typical firey pun.. - And only cause you left yourself wayyy too open for it!.. :p

-All jokes mate. :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 02, 2008, 07:55:27 PM
And taken as such :-D Always appreciate a good joke :wink:
cheers guys
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 02, 2008, 09:25:57 PM
And i'll defintaely take one back, so its all good.. :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 03, 2008, 06:44:36 AM
PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Swanport Group Officers Response
1919403 20:06:20 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Murray Bridge Response
1905655 20:06:15 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE MFS Murray Bridge Response

This went on for a fair bit of the day. Was someone trying to break out and kept lighting fires :-D
Or is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 03, 2008, 09:51:56 AM
that most filtered place to have fire alarms...should just have a sprinkler system, with a pump ready to boost it...:P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 03, 2008, 10:11:01 AM
G181 ITS OK YOU CAN TALK ABOUT HOW COOL COMMS IS :) SAAS Gawler
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 03, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Desperate for some love? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on February 03, 2008, 12:28:55 PM
1927147   13:40:11   03-02-08   F75 HELLO SOILED STRETCHER 4 U AT QEH SAAS Fullham
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on February 03, 2008, 12:34:56 PM
1927147   13:40:11   03-02-08   F75 HELLO SOILED STRETCHER 4 U AT QEH SAAS Fullham

Was hesitating as to whether or not I should post that one......Gross....one of the perks of the job I guess... :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 03, 2008, 12:47:49 PM
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1918562 19:39:30 02-02-08 Softball Game, Emergency services cup tomorrow at kadina softball fields., 11.30 Police V Ambos, 12.30-1.30 Lunch, 1.30 MFS play winner of game two, Players be their By 1.00, Wallaroo would like us to have approx 6 attend., Bring your fami MFS Kadina Response
What No SES?

the only SES on yorkes are at maitland and warooka. This a copper coast thingy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 03, 2008, 12:50:40 PM
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Or is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols

maybe their like Cadell bridgade where the prisoners ARE the firies and this is their way of getting a day pass................... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 03, 2008, 12:53:10 PM
Thanks Morgan
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 03, 2008, 04:37:28 PM
PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Swanport Group Officers Response
1919403 20:06:20 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE CFS Murray Bridge Response
1905655 20:06:15 02-02-08 PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIRE ALARM, *CFSRES: MOBILONG PRISON, MAURICE ROAD, MURRAY BRIDGE MFS Murray Bridge Response

This went on for a fair bit of the day. Was someone trying to break out and kept lighting fires :-D
Or is Murray Bridge CFS the latest government source of prison patrols :?

The port augusta prison fire alarm goes off almost once or twice per day, that would have to be annoying the hell out of the stirling north brigade
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 03, 2008, 05:06:39 PM


The port augusta prison fire alarm goes off almost once or twice per day, that would have to be annoying the filtered out of the stirling north brigade

They must have someone on the "inside" there. They put out a stop page very soon after the response page
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 03, 2008, 05:30:53 PM
And it's situations like that that make it hard to get full crews to turn up to fixed alarms etc.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on February 03, 2008, 05:54:50 PM
1907338   19:22:56   03-02-08   IRKN (832,0) VSWR High [VSWR] SN:135481 ST:OK LC:0 02/03/08 15:34:14 GRN techs

I get to 100 then the pager site refreshes they all say the same thing, but you know what I think the machine should send another page!! Just in case they haven't got the message.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 04, 2008, 01:15:49 AM
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1919203 02:36:18 04-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC002 04/02/08 02:35,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,WOODFORDE ST,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 0 0 TG192,AS REQUESTED BY P.AUG MFS ASSIST WITH MU,LT. CAR FIRE,STLN42 CFS Flinders Group Officers Response

oh well at least this time there actually IS A FIRE I guess..............

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 04, 2008, 01:20:24 AM
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1925564 01:17:03 04-02-08 F196 THERE HAVING SCONES AT GAWLER... FOLLOW THEM.... SAAS Fulham

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 04, 2008, 06:09:22 AM
F196 WE'VE GOT SOME LEFT, IF YOU WANT TO STOP HERE AFTER YOU CAN HAVE SOME..... SAAS Fulham

And it was followed by this. A tough life isn't it :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: will0936 on February 05, 2008, 12:59:29 PM
They were tasty scones too.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 05, 2008, 03:27:57 PM
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1925581 14:10:31 05-02-08 OH81 CAN YOU HEAD TO FMC TO GET YOUR FLEET BACK - THANKS SAAS O'Halloran Hill

nice day for a stroll on up to flinders.......... :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 05, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
1909183 16:47:26 05-02-08 IMPORTANT MESSAGE: There has been a tour of the glasshouse facility on Germantown Rd arranged for next Monday Night at 1815 HRS leaving the station at 1800 HRS SHARP. Please call me as I need definate numbers of people attending by TOMORRO CFS Two Wells Info

Why say sharp cause we all know that glass is sharp when broken  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 07, 2008, 03:17:49 PM
AR will not be at training tonight cause he just had a shower and doesnt want to get dirty. Signed, His Mum SES Sturt Duty Officer


Ooooohhhhhh :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 07, 2008, 04:14:53 PM
 :-D And I'm guessing that's revenge for something  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Shiner on February 08, 2008, 10:14:06 AM
10:28:22 08-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC015 08/02/08 10:27,RESPOND To,ALEXANDER ST,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 0 0 TG194,CIGARETTE DISPENSER OUT THE FRONT OF THE, HOSPITAL SMOKING,PPI501 PPI509 MFS Pt Pirie Info


Obviously not on the nicorette programme..........
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 08, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
05:21:33   08-02-08   F197 FORGOT TO SEND PAGE - IS FOR A RETRIEVAL DUE IN 5.30 - CHEERS SAAS Fulham

never a good sign.

how do they say sorry

gee sorry mate i know you were having a cardiac arrest and all but you know i forgot to page my bad 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 09, 2008, 11:22:50 AM
05:21:33   08-02-08   F197 FORGOT TO SEND PAGE - IS FOR A RETRIEVAL DUE IN 5.30 - CHEERS SAAS Fulham

never a good sign.

how do they say sorry

gee sorry mate i know you were having a cardiac arrest and all but you know i forgot to page my bad 

*rolls eyes*.. It had nothing to do with a cardiac, it was an info page re a transfer.. Some days I struggle to understand why you bother to be in SAAS when all you do is sh*t can them!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 09, 2008, 12:31:07 PM


*rolls eyes*.. It had nothing to do with a cardiac, it was an info page re a transfer.. Some days I struggle to understand why you bother to be in SAAS when all you do is sh*t can them!
Sounds like some of the CFS people also.  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 09, 2008, 01:27:24 PM
rescuehazmat look at the funny side mate i know it wasnt a cardiac arrest EOC send stuff out all the time

so does SES and CFS how many times does paul get stopped, stock for call the list goes on lighten up mate

oh just cause it says transfer doesnt mean that is not a bit more serious than what every body sees as a transfer its got to be something good if retrieval are involved   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on February 09, 2008, 10:12:17 PM
1919082   23:18:35   09-02-08   MFS: CONTACT COMMS ON 43500.....RE FULL MOON 09/02/2008 11:18:26 PM MFS - FCI - SCULLY

Clearly this is a page from Mulder to Scully in regard to an outbreak of werewolves in Adelaide!!!

Either that or The Moon is the cause of all "unknown fires"...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 09, 2008, 10:29:29 PM
no..that would be in regard to all the pyromaniac's who are out there and start feeling a bit "randy" around this time......


trust me...working in the city tonight has been psych central!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on February 09, 2008, 11:07:19 PM
Stay safe they don't lock the doors at Glenside[Adelaides equivelant of Gothams Arkham Asylum].....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 10, 2008, 06:17:04 AM
That would explain everything. It must have been a statewide thing, most of them here were outside my place carrying on at some stupid time this morning (and I am literally talking about howling at the moon too) Going to invest in some boiling oil to chuck out the window at them - hmm, thought occured - off to find the backhoe to start digging this moat then I can chuck boiling water on them and drown them in the moat for fun (gee can anyone guess that I was kept awake a fair bit of last night - and we wont even go into discussing the numbnut next door)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 10, 2008, 08:39:03 AM
CFSRES:TEST PAGE. IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE THIS PAGE YOUR PAGER IS NOT WORKING From Sthn Fleurieu GCC 10/02/08 08:15:23 CFS Sthrn Fleurieu Group Info

Might have to try it this way myself next time. Then I really might found out whose pagers are working :? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 10, 2008, 10:43:37 AM
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1918231 11:50:11 10-02-08 MFS: CFSRES SNOWTOWN, FROM POLICE - THIS IS SOUTH OF THE TOWN, NOT NORTH SES Snowtown Response

Did somebodies compass breakdown? :roll: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 10, 2008, 07:54:24 PM
That would explain everything. It must have been a statewide thing, most of them here were outside my place carrying on at some stupid time this morning (and I am literally talking about howling at the moon too)

Yes, full moons are often statewide. Sometimes they even go nation wide! :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 10, 2008, 07:58:49 PM
Very funny :lol:
Gee I never realised that full moons were the same everywhere.
In return for poking fun at me I hope all the numbnuts that were outside my place all go and sit outside your place next weekend
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 10, 2008, 08:05:33 PM
In return for poking fun at me I hope all the numbnuts that were outside my place all go and sit outside your place next weekend

Haha, thanks!
I guess I'm lucky I got the numbnuts, rather than the boiling oil. :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 10, 2008, 08:30:47 PM
21:27:41 10-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC060 10/02/08 21:27,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,154 ANZAC HWY,KURRALTA PARK MAP 129 B 15 TG182,,41 MFS Car 41

21:29:18 10-02-08 AS12 BETTER GET OUT THE MARSHMELLOWS :-) SAAS Ashford

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 11, 2008, 11:33:52 AM
08:52:46 11-02-08 MO81 ARE YOU BORED? DO U NEED A LIFE? I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP! PLEASE CALL ME!!! JADE ;) SAAS Moonta

Now that's one way to ask nicely for some assistance (mind you does sound like one of those classified adverts though - you know "for a good time ring.....")
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 11, 2008, 05:35:08 PM
14:34:24 11-02-08 CA81 HELP!!! I AM REALLY REALLY STUCK, CHERRIES ON TOP AND EVERYTHING :)... JADE SAAS Clare

Jade certainly knows how to keep everyone amused and ask nicely
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 11, 2008, 06:53:41 PM
JADE is a funny lady she sent out a page on my 21st wishing me a happy bday
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 11, 2008, 09:34:08 PM
and easy on the eye too!  :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 12, 2008, 10:23:02 AM
Would be interesting if we had a personality like Jade's at MFS comcen  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 12, 2008, 12:14:31 PM
zippy would you like nice pager mesgs would you ask mfscomcen if that could finish mesgs with plz
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 12, 2008, 01:49:49 PM
hahah  :wink:

or their traditional mating call of the mfs comcen operator: "Roger-out"  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 12, 2008, 03:42:04 PM
1918604 16:53:02 12-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC023 12/02/08 16:52,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,LINCOLN HWY,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,500 M NORTH OF KFC,PLI549 MFS Pt Lincoln Response

How ironic :lol: after the accident the Port Lincoln MFS Crew can stop by KFC and pick up dinner  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on February 12, 2008, 03:47:22 PM
Twisted!  :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 12, 2008, 03:48:58 PM
I'd settle for a page that is in English with half decent spelling so that I can work out where the truck is going or at least have a vague idea of the general direction it needs to head in
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 12, 2008, 05:43:10 PM
the other day the local CFS got a job. pulled out of the shed and headed into town as normal for backing up MFS which is all they have done in the last few weeks however the job was in there area 3ks out of town and the next brigade which is 15ks away got there first and put a stop on the crew here was kinda funny as they had to turn around and was stop right out side the station 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 12, 2008, 06:37:00 PM
was that a paging problem or just got into routine of driving into town?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 12, 2008, 06:58:03 PM
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Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sesroadcrashrescue on February 12, 2008, 09:25:06 PM
no idea i think the driver had  paging issue as her CFS and SES pager have issues plus i think they are not handling the change from SHQ to MFS all that well so id say human error this time 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 13, 2008, 06:16:06 AM
??? issues with the change over? After all of this time?
I don't understand the last bit at all shouldn't matter who is running dispatch - a phone or radio call to Adelaide Fire to accept the task should clear up any misunderstandings about location, task etc. Maybe as you said just having a bad day.
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 13, 2008, 12:37:03 PM
sometimes gota sit back and think that dispatch are ppl too...
they mighta had a bad day, or was thinkin of something else when they typed it
everyone makes mistakes, so we all learn and move on.
or it coulda been misread or taken for granted what it was
and do we all sit and read word for word our pagers when they go off?
i know i dont usually. it is good to have a bit of anidea, but yeah you do fall into the trap of familiarity

oh well, it was funny cos noone was injured (as far as i could tell)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 14, 2008, 08:52:46 PM
Kad info. call Lt2 with Relay for life slogan ideas. Must be politically correct. CFS Kadina Info


Shall we help our brothers in their time of need??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 15, 2008, 06:30:04 AM
I'd be in trouble with the politically correct bit :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 15, 2008, 08:23:08 AM
1908543 05:55:54 15-02-08 NG181 A SPECIAL TEST FOR MR SLEEPY HEAD SAAS Nangwarry

Talk about mean :roll: the poor vollie just got back from a Cat 3 Case at 05:22am  :-P


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 15, 2008, 08:46:16 AM
ANGN: Travis & Demelza are proud to announce the early but safe arrival of Riley Cooper Zeunert born 14/02/08 23.05hrs weighing 6lb13oz. 2/15/2008 8:34:41 AM CFS Angaston Info

Welcome to Angaston's latest cadet :-D

Nice Valentine's Day present guys
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 15, 2008, 11:53:58 AM
1908087 10:40:33 15-02-08 Craig and I have been directed to conduct an investigation and report upon the missing Clipsal ticket. Any person able is assist with its recovery to contact either of us. SES Tea Tree Gully Info

Thats something unusual a Clipsal 500 Ticket Search And Rescue  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 17, 2008, 10:09:49 PM
Hopefully it will turn up faster than a V8 Supercar on Pit Sraight :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 18, 2008, 12:41:08 PM
FUNDRAISING BBQ THIS SATURDAY AT BUNNINGS. 9AM TO 4PM. ANYONE AVAILABLE TO HELP PLEASE CONTACT CAMO <Number Removed> CFS Compton Info

Okay now is there any truth in the rumours that Bunnings is raising money to get their own fire truck :? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on February 18, 2008, 02:02:23 PM
They already do.....





Well not exactly - they sell fire fighting units and they have a ute for hire....Bunnings QAV mobile!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 18, 2008, 03:57:59 PM
nah, Bunnings do have their own fire truck...
You put a dollar in it and it goes up and down for a minute
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 18, 2008, 05:17:44 PM
18:43:24 18-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 18/02/08 18:42,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MORGAN RD,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0,NEAR NAPPERS BRIDGE,REX BAKES <Number Removed>,CATTLE ON LOOSE AT NUDIST RESORT,BMA029 SES East Region

My favourite page for this month - I wonder who is more scared? The cattle or the nudists? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 18, 2008, 05:25:44 PM
Knowing that particular unit very well, especially their boss there would be a lot of filtered swearing going on! And there ain't no good looking nudist there I can tell you!
Glad its them not me :-D
cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 18, 2008, 05:39:04 PM
18:43:24 18-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 18/02/08 18:42,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MORGAN RD,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0,NEAR NAPPERS BRIDGE,REX BAKES <Number Removed>,CATTLE ON LOOSE AT NUDIST RESORT,BMA029 SES East Region

My favourite page for this month - I wonder who is more scared? The cattle or the nudists? :-D

Oi Davi no fair i was gonna post that one  :roll: :-P i guess you could say it was quite amoosing for the cattle  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 18, 2008, 06:29:44 PM
And I am such a visual person so have such a fun picture in my head at the moment  :-D  Don't know that it will help me to sleep much at all but at least I have had my laugh for the day
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 18, 2008, 07:25:18 PM
good chance to practice a running grass fire drill??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 18, 2008, 08:05:48 PM
1925582 20:45:02 18-02-08 PA181 HMMM I HAVE A FEELING THAT PORT WILL BE GETTING CRAP WORK TONIGHT :):) SAAS Pt Adelaide

The SAAS Comms people really know how stir up the Port Adelaide crew everytime Port Power loose  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 18, 2008, 08:43:41 PM
1909000 22:07:26 18-02-08 I am holding your Echidna keyring hostage. Give me one Bazillion dollars and it will be returned unharmed. Call Grant 8*** **** to arrange delivery. MWAHAHAHA. CFS Aldgate Info

Sounds like someone at Aldgate brigade has way too much spare time on his hands  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 18, 2008, 08:46:28 PM
Should edit the number Rob :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 19, 2008, 06:01:25 AM
Just a reminder to remove specific personal info from pager messages (ie. phone numbers) before posting.

Cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on February 19, 2008, 06:05:47 AM
07:23:27 19-02-08 GRP WX: MLR 19/2 T35 DP3 RH13 N35 FFDI EXT59 GFDI EXT67 TFB. Cloudy with a shower or two. Moderate to fresh S/SE winds. SRFMO. PS NO SLASHING TODAY PLS.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 19, 2008, 09:34:08 AM
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 19, 2008, 09:54:20 AM
1908904 11:18:10 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  HIPHEN BOLT WATER CARRIER REMINING AT STATION UNTIL REQUIRED

And the English Translation.....Heysen Bulk Water Carrier....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 19, 2008, 10:01:43 AM
1908904 11:18:10 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  HIPHEN BOLT WATER CARRIER REMINING AT STATION UNTIL REQUIRED

And the English Translation.....Heysen Bulk Water Carrier....

Thats just special...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 19, 2008, 10:08:15 AM
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

Pip

This might be related:

11:20:03 19-02-08 ALL MEMBERS STAND DOWN SITUATION OK - VH22 Volunteer Marine Rescue? Pt Elliot?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 19, 2008, 12:00:54 PM
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

Pip

This might be related:

11:20:03 19-02-08 ALL MEMBERS STAND DOWN SITUATION OK - VH22 Volunteer Marine Rescue? Pt Elliot?

The original message should have read "Rubber duck, skipper and crew required.....

And I reckon they are related message (and several others about an upturned boat) :-D


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 19, 2008, 07:16:19 PM
20:32:39 19-02-08 CREW REQUIRED FOR A TREE TASKING - 21 WOOD TERRACE - MAY INVOLVE POWER LINES - UNSURE AT THIS STAGE - REGARDS UNIT MANAGER SES Whyalla Info

hehe, tree tasking on wood terrace
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: countrygirl on February 23, 2008, 07:26:47 PM
Would like to make mention of another birth on the same day as the one in the message.
His cousin was also born on the same day, different hospital.
Also another cousin was born on Feb. 11th.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on February 25, 2008, 06:37:03 PM
11:26:45 25-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC032 25/02/08 11:25,RESPOND To,KENSINGTON WAY,BURTON MAP 60 C 12 TG102,BURTON PRIMARY SCHOOL - BOY UP A TREE- C,ANT OR WONT COME DOWN - SAPOL ATTENDING,SLSB19 SAL321   :evil: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 25, 2008, 07:22:30 PM
11:26:45 25-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC032 25/02/08 11:25,RESPOND To,KENSINGTON WAY,BURTON MAP 60 C 12 TG102,BURTON PRIMARY SCHOOL - BOY UP A TREE- C,ANT OR WONT COME DOWN - SAPOL ATTENDING,SLSB19 SAL321   :evil: :-D

Is it the same method of removal as with some other animals in trees....squirt with a fire hose....

..I am a father of 4 kids & they can be feral sometimes...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 25, 2008, 07:59:27 PM
I figure with kids as with animals, they eventually come down when they get hungry
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on February 26, 2008, 05:00:30 AM
Just offer them food and water and they will come down, if not turn the hose on them like you would a cat......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 26, 2008, 06:43:16 AM
As a teacher I would be asking the other teachers if they want the kid to actually come down, or would you prefer an afternoon without that little filtered
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 26, 2008, 07:02:04 AM
Good point Footy, I can think of several kids at the school here where they would happily leave certain children up a tree all day if it meant some peace and quiet  :-D Maybe they actually stuck him up there and told him he couldn't come down to the end of the day. I wonder if anyone checked for superglue?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 26, 2008, 04:12:07 PM
superglue on the teachers hands??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 26, 2008, 04:14:50 PM
That would be the spot!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 26, 2008, 04:16:34 PM
"AT SEIGE WITH STAR FORCE IN SALISBURY, PLEASE CALL,CHEERS"

So was this guy attending the siege or having a siege with star force??  :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 27, 2008, 07:13:51 AM
21:31:09 26-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC065 26/02/08 21:30,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LOT 1 ALEXANDRINA DR,CLAYTON MAP 000 0 0 TG142,KITTEN STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE, OPP. ST,ATION, PRIORITY 2,CLAY00 CFS Strathalbyn Group Officers Response

Sorry, I cannot picture this one...did the tail get trapped in the filter or did the lid jam shut ??

How does a cat get trapped in a mashing machine ??

How do you extricate cat that would be trying to fight its way out ?? Without getting scratched.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 27, 2008, 07:24:44 AM
It is a kitten, so wouldn't be all that ferocious, and probably crawled up underneath in to the motor or soemthing. :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: adelaide_medic on February 27, 2008, 10:15:30 AM
21:31:09 26-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC065 26/02/08 21:30,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LOT 1 ALEXANDRINA DR,CLAYTON MAP 000 0 0 TG142,KITTEN STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE, OPP. ST,ATION, PRIORITY 2,CLAY00 CFS Strathalbyn Group Officers Response

Sorry, I cannot picture this one...did the tail get trapped in the filter or did the lid jam shut ??

How does a cat get trapped in a mashing machine ??

How do you extricate cat that would be trying to fight its way out ?? Without getting scratched.....


hmmm, would have been one wet pussy!  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Gungellan34 on February 27, 2008, 02:26:18 PM
hmmm, would have been one wet pussy!  :lol:
[/quote]


Mmmmmmm I like that a lot!! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on February 27, 2008, 02:28:32 PM
What? Only one?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 27, 2008, 03:29:57 PM
 :-D :-D :-D

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 27, 2008, 04:53:10 PM
hahaha, was gonna say funny that big bald one posted the message about wet pussy, but they posted the previous one

lol    :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on February 27, 2008, 10:46:03 PM
1925577 23:10:48 27-02-08 F174 Cat3 113 Cedar Av, Royal Park 104 C2 POLICE REQUIRED <32/055,PARABANKS SHOPPING CENTRE,JOHN ST,SALISBURY MAP 071 F 2 TG182,SPKL #1,#2,#3 ADJACENT FIP,,SAL321 SAL329 ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

grate adelaide fire has taken over saas god help us all now when will it stop
:-o :-o  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 28, 2008, 05:56:51 AM
lol....Boss....thats called "a glitch" in the paging scanner feed  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 28, 2008, 06:22:31 AM
PF171 DID YOU LAUGH WHEN THE CALL TAKER SAID WHAT HE DID? WE THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY QUICK FOR THIS TIME OF DAY... :)

the mind boggles...  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on February 28, 2008, 12:08:47 PM
21:31:09 26-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC065 26/02/08 21:30,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LOT 1 ALEXANDRINA DR,CLAYTON MAP 000 0 0 TG142,KITTEN STUCK IN WASHING MACHINE, OPP. ST,ATION, PRIORITY 2,CLAY00 CFS Strathalbyn Group Officers Response

I've noticed those commas midword in a few pages recently. Is this coincidence or is there a technical problem that causes it?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on February 28, 2008, 12:28:39 PM
Yeah I had nopticed that too,
I recon it could be indicating a new line or something?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 28, 2008, 04:01:48 PM
yeh, footy is correct. its only useful on MFS MDT's...so its no use to us.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 28, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
Oh but we cant upset the Weekend Scanner Warriors with commas now!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 02, 2008, 11:49:13 AM
1908919 09:02:04 02-03-08 Dunny unavailable until 2nd half of B shift CFS Mount Barker Info

Oh no theres no toilet available  :-o sounds like they have to go behind a tree then  :roll: :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 02, 2008, 04:04:28 PM
As aposed to what Compton (and moany others) have been doing for years

lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 03, 2008, 10:14:28 PM
As opposed to what Compton (and many others) have been doing for years

lol

He's got ya there Rob :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on March 04, 2008, 07:16:02 PM
CREW REQUIRED FOR GUMERACHA FIRE TO CARRY BULK WATER CARRIER TONIGHT PLS PH MACCLESFIELD CAPTAIN CFS Macclesfield Info

Wonder if they've heard of the latest invention called the wheel, hope those guys are fit. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 06, 2008, 05:04:56 PM
18:27:29   06-03-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC080 06/03/08 18:26,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MT BARKER RD,BRIDGEWATER MAP 146 F 15 TG136,CLEAN UP FOLLOWING MVA....ADJAC. TO COLE,S SUPERMARKET, LOOK FOR AMBULANCE!!,BRDG00 CFS Bridgewater Response


quite a interesting way for saying SAAS on Scene  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on March 06, 2008, 06:08:02 PM
"Where is it?"

"Oh look for the ambulance"

Meanwhile, ambulance departs...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on March 06, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
yeah thats what I thought - someone trying to be funny? (to get on this thread for example) Well mate you succeeded - well done :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on March 06, 2008, 06:38:07 PM
1908998 19:45:24 06-03-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC085 06/03/08 19:44,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,RACECOURSE RD,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 A 1 TG192,CAR ON ROOF - S/BY WHILE RIGHTED - NO TR,APS,STRL19 CFS Stirling Response

Yet another one to ad to the book  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 06, 2008, 07:08:51 PM
AND five minutes later..

19:50:49   06-03-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC085 06/03/08 19:50,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,RACECOURSE RD,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 A 1 TG192,MFS ON SCENE AND IS MFS AREA - NO CFS AT,TENDANCE REQUIRED,STRL19
CFS Stirling repsonse

lol....time to get familar with the state yet?

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on March 06, 2008, 07:20:46 PM
They had to pick up map books on the way.

Now, there is a question for those who suggest that SACFS will NOT take a stop from SAMFS...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mack on March 07, 2008, 07:31:37 AM
AND five minutes later..

19:50:49   06-03-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC085 06/03/08 19:50,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,RACECOURSE RD,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 A 1 TG192,MFS ON SCENE AND IS MFS AREA - NO CFS AT,TENDANCE REQUIRED,STRL19
CFS Stirling repsonse

lol....time to get familar with the state yet?




guessing Stirling didnt ring in to inform them of the mistake then?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 07, 2008, 07:46:24 AM
it was probably a case of one guy on the phone to them, and another sending the page out, simultaneosly.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 07, 2008, 08:47:03 AM
Was it just a slip up with Stirling North needing to be responded instead?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on March 07, 2008, 03:28:44 PM
Was it just a slip up with Stirling North needing to be responded instead?

Yes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on March 07, 2008, 05:16:07 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC076 07/03/08 18:31,RESPOND Assist Resident,3 STUART TCE,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON LOCKED IN HOT TIN SHED,PAU519 MFS Pt Augusta Response

That sure is unusual....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 07, 2008, 05:21:11 PM
Person was out of the shed upon SAAS arrival.. (Not sure if actually aided in removal by Fire Service or not?)..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 07, 2008, 10:08:39 PM
Quote
AL181 HI GUYS, SALLY ON MV171 SAYS YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF HERS, CAN U STOP IN NOARLUNGA STSTION TO DROP IT OFF PLS? SAAS Aldinga

So just what did those guys pinch from Sally??? :? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 07, 2008, 10:10:53 PM
23:06:00   07-03-08   SA12 Case cancelled - call EOC for instructions SAAS Salisbury

23:06:48   07-03-08   SA12 DONT BOTHER CALLING STUPID PAGING SYSTEM SAAS Salisbury

heh  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: scrawns1 on March 08, 2008, 05:55:03 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC083 08/03/08 19:03,RESPOND Tree Down,82 CHELTENHAM ST,MALVERN MAP 130 K 10,P3 TREE LIMB 10M UP ABOUT 3M LONG APPROX,20CM DIAM BROKEN AND HANGING OVER HOUSE,MIT020 SES Metro South Response

TREE JOB IN MELBOUNRE PLS PH ******** OR SMS *********** IF AVAILABLE SES Metro South Response

oops i think link got the location wong

TREE JOB IN MALVERN NOT MELBOURNE SES Metro South Response

That would be a long drive for a tree job.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on March 08, 2008, 07:26:04 PM
18:26:50 08-03-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC076 08/03/08 18:26,RESPOND Rescue Animal,24 WEHL ST N,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,DOG STUCK IN FENCE - PRIORITY 1,MTG701 MFS Mt Gambier Response

Fetch Fido :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on March 08, 2008, 08:38:19 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC083 08/03/08 19:03,RESPOND Tree Down,82 CHELTENHAM ST,MALVERN MAP 130 K 10,P3 TREE LIMB 10M UP ABOUT 3M LONG APPROX,20CM DIAM BROKEN AND HANGING OVER HOUSE,MIT020 SES Metro South Response
That would be a long drive for a tree job.

It would have gone quick though - going P1 all the way ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: scrawns1 on March 08, 2008, 08:58:13 PM
It would have gone quick though - going P1 all the way ;)
[/quote]

In an Isuzu 550 Yes, a Mitzy Canter no. Would also be going nuts with siren on all the way :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 09, 2008, 09:35:37 AM
FROM LINC BASE: NTH SHIELDS JUST FINISHING AT MURRAY DVE ROLLOVER DRIVER SHAKEN NOT STIRRED 9/03/08 09:29:59 CFS Lower Eyre Peninsula Group Officers Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crownie24 on March 09, 2008, 11:14:43 AM
More crew required for K34 asap - KANGARILLA STATION 3/9/2008 11:26:44 AM CFS Kangarilla Response

K34 mmmmm??? I think you mean incident #44 do some brigades not have alpha decoders or just not know how to use them?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 09, 2008, 11:41:49 AM
Eh, No

The message meant they want more crew for their second appliance, Kangarilla 34...for an incident...I believe the first appliance had already gone to the incident (which wasn't incident 34!)

And it would appear the message was generated from Airsource at the station.

Not all brigades have "More crew required" on their alpha decoder.....

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on March 10, 2008, 01:22:17 AM

Not all brigades have "More crew required" on their alpha decoder.....

Pip

Not all brigades have an alpha decoder...

AJ

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 10, 2008, 06:47:43 AM
okay I know, stupid question but what is an alpha decoder?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 10, 2008, 07:03:14 AM
The little rectangular box in your station comms room that has buttons f1 through f8 on it and a small screen.  Those 8 buttons can  be preset to send out a certain page to yours, and or surrounding brigades
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 10, 2008, 08:36:51 AM
ideally now, shouldn't be responding neighboring brigades with it, just do it through Adelaide fire, helps them know why random brigades are coming online on the regional channel.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 10, 2008, 09:43:17 AM
Oh we just have one of those with all the brigades in Wattle Range on it with their own button but the only thing that does is respond to station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on March 10, 2008, 10:05:41 AM
You can still use the group base buttons and then let Adelaide fire know we do it all the time and no problems.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 10, 2008, 11:43:35 AM
The only time I let Adelaide fire know anything is if I want them to page a brigade outside of my area (I know I can do on the computer and have done before but that takes time and usually when the brigades are still being paged I am still on my own) or if I want info put on the page to a particular brigade and I am just too busy to do it on the computer. Normally GO requests extra brigades and I just push the button.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 10, 2008, 01:40:59 PM
LH INFO: NO TRAINING TONIGHT DUE TO PUBLIC HOLIDAY. FEEL FREE TO DROP IN FOR SOME INFORMAL MAINTENANCE IF YOU SO DESIRE - CAPT CFS Littlehampton Info

meh

This sounds like a better offer :-D
PICADILLY MEMBERS BBQ TONIGHT AT STATION 1900 SIGNED JOHN CFS Piccadilly Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on March 10, 2008, 01:44:41 PM
lol does to doesn't it :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 11, 2008, 09:12:21 AM
1928011 07:00:18 11-03-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC017 11/03/08 06:59,RESPOND Tree Down,PIGGOTT RANGE RD,ONKAPARINGA HILLS MAP 187 P 15,INTERSECTION OF STATES - LARGE TREE BLOC,KING BOTH LANES - FROM POLICE MESS 180,NOA029 SES Central Region

SAPOL will do anything just to see SES in action even if it means cutting down a tree out of boredom  :roll: :lol:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 11, 2008, 09:27:21 AM
What you will find Robert, is that call went to the Police comcen, and passed onto Adelaide fire...SES would then be able to ring the Sapol assistance line and quote that number to get the most accuarate job details.

Or a patrol called it in.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 11, 2008, 09:34:01 AM
clearly ...  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 11, 2008, 11:45:45 AM
1909260 11:21:39 11-03-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC037 11/03/08 11:20,RESPOND RCR,KAPUNDA DISTRICT ,KAPUNDA DISTRICT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,ASSIST WITH ACCIDENT ON RYELANDS RD 11 K,M FROMKAPUNDA TO TARLEE REQUIRE LANDING,SITE ALSO TG 20,TRPN00 CFS Gambier Group Officers Response

Abit far for Tarpeena 34 to travel dont you think  :roll: :-P :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on March 11, 2008, 08:50:19 PM
1919182 20:44:09 11-03-08 BA TRAINING 14/03/08 AT 8.00PM AT CFS SHED ALL CFS MEMBERS COME ALONG FROM TRAINING OFFICER CFS Gladstone Info


So how many cfs members are going for the drive????

i somehow dont think i can make it sorry  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 11, 2008, 09:01:55 PM
woo...i think ive got free overnight accommodation    :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 12, 2008, 01:58:11 PM
1909018 14:05:22 12-03-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC045 12/03/08 14:04,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LIHOU RD,LOBETHAL MAP 113 K 4,COW IN DAM DROWNING, ONLY JUST KEEPING H,EAD ABOVE WATER. CNR SCHUBERT. ANNIE 041,9 312 1224 P3,OLO020 CFS Onkaparinga Group Officers Response

The farmer must have done a S.M.C.S distress signal via morse code  :roll:

S.M.C.S= Save My Cows Soul  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 12, 2008, 02:13:42 PM
Sounds like the cow is not actually stuck in the dam....but sitting in the cool!!  Crews got out to it, and she stood up, and refused to get out..walked further into the dam, and sat down again!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on March 12, 2008, 03:45:57 PM
Smart Animal!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Red Message on March 13, 2008, 01:56:54 PM
Haha. With that heatwave down there, that cow has the right idea.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on March 13, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
22:28:24   13-03-08   N12 STOP SINGING IT HURTS - SAAS Noarlunga
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on March 14, 2008, 04:01:23 PM
Its not over until the fat lady sings...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on March 16, 2008, 12:41:11 PM
1915818 11:54:12 16-03-08  This is an emergency page to exempt yourself from any challenging situation that may have developed at your location. Contact 0409******

Do you think someone was in a conversation they didn't want to be in?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on March 16, 2008, 02:30:53 PM
1915818 11:54:12 16-03-08  This is an emergency page to exempt yourself from any challenging situation that may have developed at your location. Contact 0409******

HAHAHA, that's absolutely classic...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on March 17, 2008, 09:56:07 AM
Wow, that comcen operator needs to be renamed "Wingman".
That is being a wingman at its best, like going out with your mates at night and getting caught by someone you dont want to be talking to and giving your mates a secret signal to get you the hell out of there...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on March 21, 2008, 10:58:06 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 21/03/08 09:57,RESPOND Smoke in Area,7 WILLIAM ST,MORPHETT VALE MAP 186 K 3 TG182,JOHN KNOX SCHOOL. SUPPOSED TO BE VACANT,SMOKE SHOWING FROM CHIMNEY,SAIR55 CDN431



isn't smoke supposed to come out of a chimney??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on March 21, 2008, 10:59:30 AM
not when the building is meant to be vacant
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on March 21, 2008, 11:01:26 AM
wouldn't one think that it's better coming out the chimney than a window?

sorry.....thought that the logical explanation for smoke coming out of a chimney is that a fire was in the fireplace, as opposed to the rest of the house?

more to the point - why is this an issue for a fire service?  whatever happened to neighbours wandering over to check??

oh that's right...it's post 1990!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on March 21, 2008, 11:25:19 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC045 21/03/08 11:41,RESPOND Assist Resident,7 BOSUNS WAY,SEAFORD RISE MAP 205 M 3 TG134,PUSSY RESCUE, PRIORITY 2,SEAF00 CDN431 CFS Seaford Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 21, 2008, 11:44:31 AM
I would have thought that smoke coming out of a chimney at a school when there is supposed to be no one there would be a cfs issue and a priority. Then again everyone could forget about it and wait until the school catches on fire or whoever is there vandalises the school and it becomes a police issue instead
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 21, 2008, 10:08:27 PM
WHO EVER WAS BORN IN A TENT AND LEFT THE STATION WIDE OPEN AND THE ALARM OFF IS TO COME TO THE STATION IMMEDIATELY TO LOCKUP - CFS Paracombe Response

OOPS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on March 31, 2008, 04:17:10 PM
1908980   00:00:58   31-03-08   MRPH INFO: THOSE PERSONS WHO HAVE INDICATED THEY WANT STUBBIE/CRUISER HOLDERS AND HAVEN'T PAID YET. YOU HAVE UNTIL 2100hrs MONDAY 31/03/08 TO GET THE FUNDS TO BRIGADE EQUIPMENT CO-ORD, OR THE ORDER MAYNOT GO AHEAD. DAVE - MAWSON CFS Morphett Vale Info
1908980   00:01:02   31-03-08   BASE CFS Morphett Vale Info

I think to page over something so un-important at that time was a bit out of line..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: K55 on March 31, 2008, 04:34:15 PM
Why? The stubbie holders are probably part of a fundraising exercise.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 31, 2008, 04:35:57 PM
I think 'cause the time on the decoder in that message is just after midnight..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 31, 2008, 04:52:31 PM
lol..dont ya just hate those tone 1 messages late at night....but always make sure..it could be a corrupt response page  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on March 31, 2008, 05:51:41 PM
Quote from Jacob W
I think to page over something so un-important at that time was a bit out of line..

1908980   09:10:18   31-03-08   MRPH INFO: APOLOGISES FOR THE MIDNIGHT PAGE. IT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 1600hrs TODAY. DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG. THANKS DAVE (EQ) - MAWSON BASE CFS Morphett Vale Info

Well at least he put an apology out!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on March 31, 2008, 06:27:28 PM
was that after he got a brick through his window???(joke) :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on March 31, 2008, 06:31:04 PM
I think you're on to somethin Bill, I'm surprised he was still alive to put the apology over, but then again maybe they hauled him in an hog tied him to the computer and were torturing him as he sent the apology
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on April 01, 2008, 08:03:53 AM
Response messages coming to an MFS pager only come through on the normal tone for primary alarms. Not Tone 7 (emergency tone). The only ones that come through on Tone 7 are the ones with *cfsres from adelaide

 
So if it was an MFS pager then a midnight message like that might make ya jump out of bed and run
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on April 01, 2008, 04:46:10 PM
Whats an MFS pager?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 01, 2008, 05:10:26 PM
no different to ours...it just seems the Concentrators dont have CFSRES programmed into the pager messages thats all..  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on April 01, 2008, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from Jacob W
I think to page over something so un-important at that time was a bit out of line..

1908980   09:10:18   31-03-08   MRPH INFO: APOLOGISES FOR THE MIDNIGHT PAGE. IT WAS SCHEDULED FOR 1600hrs TODAY. DON'T KNOW WHAT WENT WRONG. THANKS DAVE (EQ) - MAWSON BASE CFS Morphett Vale Info

Well at least he put an apology out!

Oh right, yeah he just sent that so that no more bricks went through his windows LOL.......

That really windy day after the Willunga fire was contained, they kept sending pages about irrelevant stuff like the "cadet meeting is canceled", and the "leadership meeting is postponed" etc. and it comes through on the response line so it does scare the crap out of you...it isn't cool to do that when everyone is on edge like that....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 01, 2008, 05:36:54 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC051 01/04/08 17:39,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,LAMEROO CFS,LAMEROO MAP 0 0 0 TG204,CREWS REQUIRED TO ASSIST DEH ON PINAROO,BORDERTOWN RD. RING LAMEROO STATION FOR,DETAILS, FROM MALLEE DGO1,SAIR55 LAMR19 PINN19 PRLL00


*shakes head at deh once again*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on April 01, 2008, 05:54:05 PM
I was going to post that but I thought I'd cop too much flak. I think everyones running around checking that their burn offs are out because of it being a bit windy tomorrow...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 01, 2008, 05:56:10 PM
I said jokingly last night have you got your "Out Of Control Burnoff In Progress Sign" ready :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 01, 2008, 05:56:51 PM
(1of2) FRM ARDO - Strike team required for Ngarkat. To be at Lameroo by 0800hrs Wed. SL & NL crews please contact your DO if available. DO's please contact RDO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 01, 2008, 05:58:51 PM
you are probably right jacob lol...but its still funny how DEH manages to wrangle in the CFS to nearly every burnoff they run  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on April 01, 2008, 06:02:42 PM
CFS always say dont get complacent so what does the fire service it self do?? Gets complacent and lights lots of fires.....

So is this a project burn out of control? Or something else?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 01, 2008, 06:09:11 PM
Yep Project Burn
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on April 01, 2008, 06:20:51 PM
SA Firey was it you telling a story that you were parked on top of a hill while the DEH lit the bottom of it up?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 01, 2008, 06:25:59 PM
If your referring to the fire at Cleland 14 years ago yes
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jacob W on April 01, 2008, 06:40:04 PM
Yep they learn from their mistakes....NOT  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 01, 2008, 06:46:19 PM
National Sparks and Wildfires :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on April 01, 2008, 06:55:46 PM
Odd that, DEH have done the 'truck at the top of the hill' trick to us as well a few years ago. Good on ya boys!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 01, 2008, 07:06:49 PM
i bet Mallee Group took it as a april fools joke :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 01, 2008, 08:40:32 PM
Quote

Oh right, yeah he just sent that so that no more bricks went through his windows LOL.......

That really windy day after the Willunga fire was contained, they kept sending pages about irrelevant stuff like the "cadet meeting is canceled", and the "leadership meeting is postponed" etc. and it comes through on the response line so it does scare the crap out of you...it isn't cool to do that when everyone is on edge like that....

It doesn't work like that, the only way to have a message come through on tone 7 (or response tone) is to actually put CFSRES or URGMSG in the message, even if its sent on the info address it will still come through as tone 7. Unless you have your info tone set on tone 7, which if you do, then well, sucks to be you !!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on April 01, 2008, 08:49:04 PM
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1919407 20:57:33 01-04-08 BW17 REQUIRED FOR TANKER OPERATOR AND CREW AND LOGISTICS OPERATOR TOMORROW MORNING (1 APR) 0800HRS CFS Jervois Info


April fools joke or just forgot the date???  :-D 8-) :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on April 02, 2008, 07:03:58 AM
I did tell the DEH guys that strong winds where coming while we had breakfast at tailem bend....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MBKR19 on April 03, 2008, 11:47:04 PM
I did tell the DEH guys that strong winds where coming while we had breakfast at tailem bend....

They must have heard you too...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on April 04, 2008, 04:36:49 AM
I did tell the DEH guys that strong winds where coming while we had breakfast at tailem bend....

Thats not wind...thats just gas from the baked beans they were having!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 04, 2008, 08:35:30 AM
I did tell the DEH guys that strong winds where coming while we had breakfast at tailem bend....

Thats not wind...thats just gas from the baked beans they were having!  :-D

So thats why Tailem Bend was so windy yesterday morning when my bus stopped there for a short rest break yesterday morning  :-o :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on April 07, 2008, 08:53:16 PM
1908002 20:19:31 07-04-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC058 07/04/08 20:19,RESPOND Rescue Animal,7 STEPHENSON ST,MT BARKER MAP 172 L 12,GALAH STUCK IN TREE,MTB020 SES Mt Barker Response



You have got to be kidding???!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on April 07, 2008, 09:15:25 PM
I thought cats up trees were bad enough but I think the galah wins it for me :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on April 07, 2008, 10:37:30 PM
i dunno, i reckon the koala up the tree (original post for this thread) has got to be the winner...

Good to see this thread getting back to its roots!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 08, 2008, 04:11:22 PM
Polly wants down from the tree now *whistles*  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 08, 2008, 08:17:46 PM
1908920 17:36:58 08-04-08 NAIRNEINFO ALL MEMBERS DUE TO POSSIBLE CONTAMINATION OF STATION PERSONAL PROTECTIVE CLOTHING PLS WASH AS SOON AS YOU CAN. ALL PBI GOLD SETS SENT TO BE CLEANED. IN SHORT TERM NOMAX LEVEL 3 WILL HAVE TO BE USED. QUESTIONS CAPT 041******* CFS Nairne Info


???? :?
contaminatied with what anyone know??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 08, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
14:04:30   08-04-08   FYI: All Officers & Seniors gear (PBI & Level 1) has been removed from station! Being cleaned after pest exterminator sprayed gear. R1 arranging loan PBI asap. B Capt aware. CFS Mount Barker Info

14:07:50   08-04-08   FURTHER TO LAST MESSAGE ALL HELMENTS, BOOTS, BAGS ETC NEED TO BE CLEAN CFS Mount Barker Info

Sounds like that Pest Exterminator aint gonna be in the good books with Heysen group and Mt Barker.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on April 08, 2008, 08:44:22 PM
You beat me zippy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 08, 2008, 09:20:23 PM
14:04:30   08-04-08   FYI: All Officers & Seniors gear (PBI & Level 1) has been removed from station! Being cleaned after pest exterminator sprayed gear. R1 arranging loan PBI asap. B Capt aware. CFS Mount Barker Info

14:07:50   08-04-08   FURTHER TO LAST MESSAGE ALL HELMENTS, BOOTS, BAGS ETC NEED TO BE CLEAN CFS Mount Barker Info

Sounds like that Pest Exterminator aint gonna be in the good books with Heysen group and Mt Barker.

that might explain my post!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 08, 2008, 09:33:30 PM
indeed  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on April 08, 2008, 10:06:52 PM
And I'd like to know the name of the idiot company that pulled that stunt to make sure that no one I know ever uses them due to the dangers that they can cause through pure stupidity
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on April 08, 2008, 11:14:39 PM
Now it could have been something as innocuos as a pest bomb being discharged ,without all of the PPE being removed from the hooks at the station ? ,something that im sure has happened at a lot of stations. Someone will have the goss -- IM sure the group wont be tripping over themselves to send a cheque ,when his invoice comes in, yep right to the bottom of the pile for that sucker :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on April 09, 2008, 08:07:27 AM
I'd be sending him the bill for the cleaning also
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 09, 2008, 10:55:56 AM
TAILEM BEND A24 AND 24P BACK IN STATION, STANDING DOWN AND FULLY OPERATIONAL. WET WEATHER GEAR WORKS A TREAT :-) 09/04/08 09:41:50 CFS Tailem Bend Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 09, 2008, 11:45:38 AM
LTHT: SPIDER SPRAYING AT STATION 1100HRS THURSDAY. AS MANY MEMBERS AS POSSIBLE PLEASE MEET AT STATION 1930 TONIGHT TO REMOVE OR MAKE SAFE ALL PPE. LT1 0407 722 736 9/04/2008 10:53:14 AM CFS Littlehampton Info

sounds like they got the hint!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on April 09, 2008, 05:44:55 PM
1918570   12:26:02   09-04-08   TWO VOLUNTEERS NEEDED PLEASE AT VILLAGE TOMORROW 630HRS TO BE FILMED IN VILLAGE FIRE ENGINE FOR TODAY SHOW LIVE FILMING RING <number removed> TODAY JEFF MFS Loxton Response

1918570   16:42:43   09-04-08   LOX 62 ONLY REQIRE 2 PEOPLE FOR 30 MINS AT VILLAGE 2 MORROW MORN AT 0630 HRS MFS Loxton Response

1918570   16:54:24   09-04-08   LOX 62 COME ON GUYS JUST 30 MINS 4 A LIFETIME OF FAME AND MOVIE STARDOM PLUS FREE STEAK KNIVES MFS Loxton Response

1918570   17:02:09   09-04-08   LOX 62 JUST REQIRE ONE MORE MOVIE STAR MFS Loxton Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on April 09, 2008, 09:52:24 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC064 09/04/08 21:10,RESPOND Assist Resident,7 CUDWORTH ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 Q 4 TG182,PERSON STUCK IN TOILET - SAAS WIL BE NOT,IFIED ALSO,ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on April 09, 2008, 11:20:03 PM
Is that in or on????
My gawd, how embarrassing! :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on April 11, 2008, 10:04:11 PM
Quote
1907896 19:50:39 11-04-08 Kadina Relay for Life.. we still need a swimsuit model. All available people please meet at station 0900 tomorrow morning. CFS Kadina Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on April 15, 2008, 07:12:34 AM
1925574   15:42:52   14-04-08   N12 UR 5 MIN COFFEE BREAK IS UP - BUT ALAS I HAVE NO JOB - JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU JUMP :-) SAAS Noarlunga

Now thats just mean  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 15, 2008, 01:50:58 PM
lol too right...thats just harsh :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: topjake on April 16, 2008, 10:57:50 PM
Amazing what a typo can do

909800   18:10:45   16-04-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC040 16/04/08 18:10,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,MAIN ST,TUNKO MAP 0 0 0 TG101,RUBBISH FIRE AT BACK OF #2 HOOPERS ST,SAIR55 CUNL00 CFS State Air Desk[

909116   18:16:00   16-04-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC041 16/04/08 18:15,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,MAIN ST,TUNGKILLO MAP 0 0 0 TG096,NEAR #2 HOOPER ST,SAIR55 MPLT19 CFS Mount Pleasant Response

1919096   18:16:35   16-04-08   MFS: CFSRES: CUNLIFFE CFS ** STOP CALL ** FOR SMOKE IN AREA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 18, 2008, 07:33:54 AM
FRED WILKEY HAS ISSUED A PERMIT TO BURN A DEAD COW  TO ROSS HEDGES AT ROSINA RD KENTON VALLEY BETWEEN 1500 AND 2000 TODAY - ROSINA RD IS OFF LIHOU RD CFS Gumeracha Group Info :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: littlejohn on April 18, 2008, 11:04:08 AM
FRED WILKEY HAS ISSUED A PERMIT TO BURN A DEAD COW  TO ROSS HEDGES AT ROSINA RD KENTON VALLEY BETWEEN 1500 AND 2000 TODAY - ROSINA RD IS OFF LIHOU RD CFS Gumeracha Group Info :?

It's code for "BBQ at Ross's tonight".
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jono on April 21, 2008, 07:07:52 PM
909054   16:31:33   21-04-08   SPEED CAMERA ON ACLAND HILL ROAD - 200 METRES UP HILL OF CORO STATION - IT IS A GREY VY COMMODORE - BLO CFS Cherry Gardens Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 21, 2008, 09:43:53 PM
VY!??  ..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on April 21, 2008, 11:14:08 PM
VY!??  ..
Yep they still use them.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 22, 2008, 12:47:22 PM
Hmm.. Thought the fleet changeover would have kicked in by now.. - Maybe they are trying to be tricky!..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 25, 2008, 08:45:53 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC058 25/04/08 20:00,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,238A RUNDLE ST,ADELAIDE MAP B K 6 TG182,PREMISES NAME - NAKED BOUTIQUE - LOUISA,(number)**********- HWS BLOWN ON ROOF - FLOODING ON PREMISES,EAS020 MIT020 ADL201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on April 25, 2008, 11:26:04 PM
hahaha nice one for the met's to go to ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on April 26, 2008, 07:29:36 AM
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1925567 23:02:48 25-04-08 N182 A CARROT STUCK.... PR SAAS Noarlunga
1925567 22:59:52 25-04-08 N182 Cat3 ** Monaro Rd, Aberfoyle Park 166 J9 SAAS Noarlunga



Uuummmm........  :? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 26, 2008, 08:13:50 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 26, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
1909195 11:24:51 26-04-08 The station was hit by graffitti last night. Please be vigilant if you see anything unusual when passing and and report to Crime Stoppers and the Officers. Try and monitor members vehicles during fre calls too. Thankyou. Captain. CFS Salisbury Info


some people just need to be shot!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 26, 2008, 12:43:17 PM
Congratulations to Alison & Byron who announced the birth of their 2nd daughter Kelsey Jade Krop, at 1402 yesterday, 6lb 12oz, 50cm. Mum & baby doing fine,... Dad still loosing more hair! CFS Salisbury Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: track400m on April 30, 2008, 10:42:57 AM
Hey lol yes i have had a pager message saying Child rescue kid stuck in tennis court lol and we responded and all he the kid had 2 do is push the gate open we have also done Bird in a tree aswell lol that was weird because the bird was a native australian bird lol very weird lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on April 30, 2008, 12:24:15 PM
Punctuation what?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on April 30, 2008, 01:36:17 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 01, 2008, 01:18:55 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 24pumper on May 01, 2008, 01:42:50 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.

Sorry Andrew You have lost me, how does MFS v CFS come into this?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 01, 2008, 03:46:06 PM
Punctuation what?
:lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on May 01, 2008, 05:32:34 PM
Quote
1925586 14:52:34 01-05-08 CT71 YOU WENT THE WRONG WAY! NOT UPSTAIRS SAAS City
:-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 01, 2008, 11:28:39 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC038 30/04/08 12:27,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,146 MAIN SOUTH RD,MORPHETT VALE MAP 176 K 14 TG182,AT REAR OF WOOLWORTHS TOASTING MARSHMALL,OWS,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

I hope those marshmallows were purchased at Woolies and not the coles

I love how the dispatch is for MFS, not CFS....they must have been hungry for the marshmellows & not willing to share.

Sorry Andrew You have lost me, how does MFS v CFS come into this?

A joke (that obviousl;y was not typed properly & went flat)....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 05, 2008, 10:27:21 AM
Good morning all! For those of you who were swinging like monkey's over the weekend you'll be pleased to know the roller door is again operational. Thank you for your assistance. Captain CFS Salisbury Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 05, 2008, 10:29:43 AM
Hello again. Don't forget tonight! Yes its that time of month! Dress uniforms and reports please. CFS Salisbury Info

OK will that be khaki,green or blue :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on May 06, 2008, 12:15:43 PM
1919074 10:17:56 06-05-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC022 06/05/08 10:17,RESPOND ALARM 12/035,SA BREWING CO PTY LTD,TOWER BAR/CASK HANDLING,OFF PORT RD,THEBARTON MAP 117 L 5 TG182,FIP RIGHT OF OFFICE DOOR NORTH SIDE,,AD2015 WDV249 41 MFS Car 41

Never mind the brewery just save the kegs and boxes of beer  :-D

1909020 08:35:05 06-05-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC015 06/05/08 08:32,RESPOND Rescue Animal,LEWIS RD,CHARLESTON MAP 114 J 16,P4 MOLLY LEWIS ******** RAPID NO 114351,LEFT ONTO LEWIS FROM NEWMAN RD,CAT UP PINE TREE,OLO020 CFS Lobethal Response 

Someone should tell this silly cat that its too early to be celebrating christmas 
:-P :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 07, 2008, 01:02:01 PM
PA6 ARE YOU BOYS NICKING THAT DUDES WIFES HANDBAG ??? SAAS Pt Adelaide
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on May 08, 2008, 10:52:54 PM
1925586   21:51:00   08-05-08   CT171 PT'S NAME IS LIGHTFOOT.. AND THEY HAVE A SORE LEG... WE THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.. SAAS City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on May 10, 2008, 09:05:37 PM
1909195 19:01:58 10-05-08 SAL34 BACK AT STATION . 30MT X 5MT PILE OF RUBBISH BURNING . NO PERMIT , NO ENGLISH , NO IDEAR . REGARDS LT1 CFS Salisbury Info  :-D :-D :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 10, 2008, 09:42:03 PM
*high 5 Salisbury LT1*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 11, 2008, 07:57:56 AM
LOLOLO............. Time for cards for those non english speaking people with a photo of what you can and cant do.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 11, 2008, 02:53:47 PM
No 'Idea' maybe?...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 11, 2008, 09:02:49 PM
C12 ROGER DODGER..... SAUSAGE WITH SAUCE THANKS... SAAS Campbelltown
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on May 11, 2008, 09:08:43 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC069 11/05/08 20:15,RESPOND Assist Resident,WALKLEYS RD,WALKLEY HEIGHTS MAP 95 G 3 TG182,STRATMONT CENTRE INMATE APPARENTLY IN ST,ORM WATER DRAIN, 303 AND 329 ATTENDING,31 MFS Car 31

the grate escape is on lol  :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 11, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC069 11/05/08 20:15,RESPOND Assist Resident,WALKLEYS RD,WALKLEY HEIGHTS MAP 95 G 3 TG182,STRATMONT CENTRE INMATE APPARENTLY IN ST,ORM WATER DRAIN, 303 AND 329 ATTENDING,31 MFS Car 31

the grate escape is on lol  :lol: :-P

oh dear

lol, very quick
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 12, 2008, 05:01:07 PM
TRAINING TONIGHT STARTING AT 1800HRS FOR HOSE WORK AND HYDRANTS FOR ALL INTERESTED LOVE DAVE CFS Bridgewater Info

TRAINING TONIGHT AT 1800HRS FOR HOSE WORK AND HYDRANT FOR ALL INTERESTED LOVE DAVE CFS Burnside Info

PLEASE DISREGARD PREVIOUS MESSAGE FROM DAVE CFS Ironbank Info

Is Dave the same Dave?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on May 12, 2008, 05:17:55 PM
A bit like the car fire page for Belair and Blackwood last night, comedy of errors.  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on May 13, 2008, 12:21:49 AM
A bit like the car fire page for Belair and Blackwood last night, comedy of errors.  :wink:

This one?

MFS: *CFSRES INC064 11/05/08 19:00,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,SHEOAK RD,BELAIR MAP 143 A 11 TG146,PAST RIDING SCHOOL TOWARDS CRAFERS.,BELR42 MYLROO BKWD19

MFS: *CFSRES INC064 11/05/08 19:04,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,SHEOAK RD,BELAIR MAP 143 A 11 TG146,STOP FOR MYLOR FOR VEHICLE FIRE.,MYLROO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 13, 2008, 05:53:02 PM
17:13:22   13-05-08   MYLR: URGENT ALL MEMBERS PLEASE CARRY BOTH SAGRN AND ORANGE PAGERS. A DECISION BY COMMS STAFF HAS BEEN MADE TO NOT PAGE RESPONSE MESSAGES ON ORANGE CFS Mylor Info

17:15:35   13-05-08   MYLR: THIS HAS CREATED A SERIOUS RISK DUE TO DEFICIENT PAGING COVERAGE IN THE MYLOR AREA AND CORRUPT AND MISSED MESSAGES MAY BE EXPECTED

17:18:29   13-05-08   MYLR: IF IN DOUBT ABOUT A CORRUPT MAGEEWE BICED
YL!@SE CU`i THE CAPTAIN ON 0411 && 7W8 TO CO?OIRM RESP?[ZYAP - EFFORT WILL BgibP`i TO CONFIRM RTWPON"Pf bbES ON!ORANGE PAGERi"?h`#YOU DO NOT CURRENTP??$#?E A SAGRN PAGER PLf,Pd kONTACT CFS: Mylor



Lol..had to laugh at this particular paging feeds corrupted message while on the topic of corrupt messages.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on May 13, 2008, 06:43:44 PM
Whats the deal with Orange pagers?  - C'mon Govt, get your act into gear and get the GRN coverage issues sorted!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 13, 2008, 07:22:48 PM
Completely agree with you there, RescueHazmat.  Mylor could resort to installing a VHF repeater on the top of a hill in the area.  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on May 14, 2008, 07:58:46 PM
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1909195 19:18:58 14-05-08 Y M. STEED HAS THE MALE TOILETS AND BA AREA. CHEERS SNR 2 CFS Salisbury Info

so what they use the tree out back now till he brings the dunny back??? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on May 14, 2008, 08:28:30 PM
the sad part is salisbury dont have a tree out the back , only out the front lol

the public will love that :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 16, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
A CFS PAGER WAS FOUND IN FRONT OF GOOLWA WOOLIES TODAY. CURRENCY CREEK CAPTAIN WILL COLLECT FROM PERSON WHO FOUND IT SATURDAY AM PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU ARE MISSING ONE CHEERS KYM 0******** CFS Mundoo Group Info

um how would they know to call
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on May 16, 2008, 09:43:00 PM
A CFS PAGER WAS FOUND IN FRONT OF GOOLWA WOOLIES TODAY. CURRENCY CREEK CAPTAIN WILL COLLECT FROM PERSON WHO FOUND IT SATURDAY AM PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU ARE MISSING ONE CHEERS KYM 0******** CFS Mundoo Group Info

um how would they know to call

If you mean the person who found the pager, press a button & the screen displays CFS. They could have then rung the local brigade or group. OR the SES pagers have a sticker on the back with SA-GRN Heldesk 1300 telephone number.

I assume if the holder of the pager does not come forward, they will track the pager number to the holder via written asset records.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 16, 2008, 10:59:09 PM
I meant the person who has lost the pager wouldn't have got the message.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on May 17, 2008, 11:14:17 AM
A CFS PAGER WAS FOUND IN FRONT OF GOOLWA WOOLIES TODAY. CURRENCY CREEK CAPTAIN WILL COLLECT FROM PERSON WHO FOUND IT SATURDAY AM PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU ARE MISSING ONE CHEERS KYM 0******** CFS Mundoo Group Info

um how would they know to call

If you mean the person who found the pager, press a button & the screen displays CFS. They could have then rung the local brigade or group. OR the SES pagers have a sticker on the back with SA-GRN Heldesk 1300 telephone number.

I assume if the holder of the pager does not come forward, they will track the pager number to the holder via written asset records.

CFS pagers also have the SAGRN helpdesk phone number
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 17, 2008, 06:56:07 PM
A CFS PAGER WAS FOUND IN FRONT OF GOOLWA WOOLIES TODAY. CURRENCY CREEK CAPTAIN WILL COLLECT FROM PERSON WHO FOUND IT SATURDAY AM PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU ARE MISSING ONE CHEERS KYM 0******** CFS Mundoo Group Info

um how would they know to call

If you mean the person who found the pager, press a button & the screen displays CFS. They could have then rung the local brigade or group. OR the SES pagers have a sticker on the back with SA-GRN Heldesk 1300 telephone number.

I assume if the holder of the pager does not come forward, they will track the pager number to the holder via written asset records.

Hopefully the brigades have all their assets recorded, I could tell you who owned a pager that was lost in seconds from our brigade. :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 17, 2008, 07:20:16 PM
well my pager id has worn off :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 17, 2008, 11:31:50 PM
My pager ID has worn off, but noticed when changing battery the other day that they also posted vital details inside.

But yeah, i think the point was if they have lost their pager, they clearly arent going to get the message are they?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 17, 2008, 11:33:30 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC033 17/05/08 09:13,RESPOND To,6 RUSTON ST,RENMARK MAP 0 0 0 TG193,KITCHEN FIRE NOW OUT. OCCURED LAST NIGHT,REN618 MFS Renmark Response

Thats how friendly the country folk are, they even wait until after 9:00 on a saturday before ringing emergency services...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on May 18, 2008, 08:27:03 AM
That would be because teir insurance company said to call you FOOTY...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on May 18, 2008, 07:38:37 PM
1919407   19:02:20   18-05-08   JERVOIS HOOKER - BACK IN SHED - READY FOR SERVICE CFS Jervois Info

Surely they could call it something better  :-D :-D :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 18, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
lol MFS smartly protected themselves from the funny jokes  "2017" ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on May 18, 2008, 10:21:56 PM
That would be because teir insurance company said to call you FOOTY...

or woke up after a big night  :mrgreen: and thought hmmm, maybe we'd better get that checked!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on May 19, 2008, 07:39:04 AM
Just exactly who and what is the Jervois Hooker :?
My mind boggled just reading that one :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 19, 2008, 08:48:09 AM
Jervois have region 3 logistics as seen here

http://www.fire-brigade.asn.au/Station_Display.asp?Service_Code=SACFS&Station_Code=HQR3
which is a hook truck hence hooker.
So now it is not something that the brigade probably shouldn't be spending funds on :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on May 20, 2008, 05:44:08 PM
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1925569 14:12:01 20-05-08 M127 DONT YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO ME SAAS Marion
:?

not really.......... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: alphaone on May 22, 2008, 08:30:35 PM
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FYI..COMS VAN 2, IS HOME AND ASLEEP AFTER A LONG PLAY DATE AT NOWA REGARDS LT3 CFS R2 Ops Brigade Info

how nice :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: snr1 on May 24, 2008, 08:52:03 PM
17:23:49 24-05-08 IF ANYBODY KNOWS THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY MOBILE PHONE PLS PH ME 0885****** OR SMS 04******** THANK YOU TODD CFS Waikerie Info


 :?  How do you receive an sms when you cant find your mobile?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on May 24, 2008, 08:59:36 PM
spouse's phone?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on May 25, 2008, 09:00:45 AM
24/05/08 3:55:36 PM Birdwood For fellow farm dayers truck leaving station at 0915 sharp please be here a bit before to be ready. from the nearly 21 year old BTO. LITTLE JASON. P.S don't forget my party tonight

I Have to admit, my captain sent this on behalf of me. (it wasnt my idea!)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on June 05, 2008, 04:16:30 PM
1909112   12:11:37   05-06-08   CON CLAUDIA RETURN TO BASE AND CLOSING DOWN IAN 05/06/08 CFS Concordia Response

 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 06, 2008, 06:56:43 AM
00:24:22   06-06-08   MRPH: *CFSRES: RESPOND MORPHETT VALE STATION MANUAL TURNOUT 06-06-08 00:2

00:28:48   06-06-08   STOP CALL ON MANUAL TURN OUT SORRY ACCIDENTLY PUSHED BUTTON - MAWSON BASE

Ahh the sound of griding teeth  :roll:   100 push ups for that person at training next week  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on June 06, 2008, 10:31:58 PM
14:36:22   06-06-08   CREW REQUIRED FOR BURN OFF 16/10/08 CONTACT LES FOR FURTHER DETAILS..... CFS Williamstown Info

Now thats what I call pre-planning
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 07, 2008, 12:06:21 PM
00:24:22   06-06-08   MRPH: *CFSRES: RESPOND MORPHETT VALE STATION MANUAL TURNOUT 06-06-08 00:2

00:28:48   06-06-08   STOP CALL ON MANUAL TURN OUT SORRY ACCIDENTLY PUSHED BUTTON - MAWSON BASE

Ahh the sound of griding teeth  :roll:   100 push ups for that person at training next week  :wink:

They were'nt the only ones to get woken up either :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 07, 2008, 05:42:02 PM
FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE Hope u all are enjoying your long weekend nel be good at the dog ball mike keep your hands to yourself at the drivein movies Ralph
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 12, 2008, 07:18:50 PM
:09:43 12-06-08 STATION ROOF IS LEAKING BEHIND APPLIANCE. PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN ENTERING STATION. GROUP NOTIFIED. QUERIES TO CAMO. CFS Compton Info


So much for having a new station cam,you better get them back to fix it and may be add on that meeting room :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on June 12, 2008, 10:37:26 PM
simple builders error....easily fixed.

Might take a while though going through the warranty process.  in the mean time im sure the bucket can handle it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on June 13, 2008, 08:14:46 AM
The latest in water saving measures Camo you are at the front of this technology. Run a hose from the leak straight into the tank on the truck and fill it up that way
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on June 13, 2008, 02:31:37 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 13/06/08 13:53,RESPOND ALARM 35/033,SAMFS,GAWLER STATION,1A MURRAY ST,GAWLER MAP 023 M 9 TG182,#FIP IN CONTROL ROOM,,GAW359 ELZ332 MFS Gawler 359

"359 responding and on location, K77 investigating" "who burnt lunch???  :evil:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 14, 2008, 01:46:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 13/06/08 13:53,RESPOND ALARM 35/033,SAMFS,GAWLER STATION,1A MURRAY ST,GAWLER MAP 023 M 9 TG182,#FIP IN CONTROL ROOM,,GAW359 ELZ332 MFS Gawler 359

"359 responding and on location, K77 investigating" "who burnt lunch???  :evil:


They have to get training on FIP's somehow :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 15, 2008, 10:03:45 PM
FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE, STAY WARM GUYS ITS BRASS MONKEY WEATHER OUT THERE MIKE MFS Kapunda Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 15, 2008, 10:05:17 PM
ATTENTION BARMERA MEMBERS BRIGADE MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT 1930 HRS ALSO TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS FOR CFS ID BADGES - PLEASE KEEP MAKE UP TO MINIMUM CFS Barmera Info

 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on June 16, 2008, 05:22:07 PM
Yep Paul has a good? sense of humour :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 16, 2008, 06:16:34 PM
1909066 17:00:58 16-06-08 VICTOR INFO VICTOR TANKER IS BACK HOME WERE IT BELONGS VH-DOG2 16/06/2008 

Did not know there was a name change for groupies???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on June 16, 2008, 10:30:23 PM
GROUP INFO MEADOWS 24 BACK IN STATION BRUKUNGA 34 NOW BACK IN STATION AND FINALLY FIXED AFTER 3 YEARS FROM BRUKANGA CAPT CFS Heysen Group Info

gotter love our trucks lol  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on June 18, 2008, 10:40:09 AM
TO ALL MEMBERS SPECIAL URGENT BRIGADE MEETING TONIGHT 7PM - ALL MEMBERS MUST ATTEND OR CALL CAPTAIN WITH APOLOGY ON 040******. FAILURE TO ATTEND OR APOLOIGSE WILL ASSUME THAT YOU ARE AN INACTIVE MEMBER. MANNUM CAPTAIN CFS Mannum Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on June 18, 2008, 10:52:07 AM
Taking out the trash!

If only more brigades would take the hard line approach.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on June 21, 2008, 08:50:23 PM
1909006 19:05:01 21-06-08 STRL: As from forthwith ALL TRUCKS must half minimum of half tank of diesel. With out diesel the trucks will NOT run!!! FOR EXAMPLE rescue.... CFS Stirling Info


that would help with the whole process!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on June 22, 2008, 08:39:00 AM
The mind boggles.

Its all about the basics, does the truck have fuel and water?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 22, 2008, 12:10:53 PM
I guess when they picked it up the other day they forgot to fill the truck up???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 23, 2008, 05:21:08 PM
Thats not like Stirling to do that, it has always been a ritual to fill them up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on June 23, 2008, 06:22:43 PM
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1925577 13:15:35 23-06-08 F74 PT ON GROUND IN OWN FAECES, UNSURE HOW LONG FOR.. FAMILY ON SCENE... SOUNDS A BIT MESSY SAAS Fulham

eeewwwww :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on June 24, 2008, 12:20:20 AM
Thats not like Stirling to do that, it has always been a ritual to fill them up.

its a conspiracy i rekon...

MFS covert intell have been breaking into stations and syphoning off fuel from trucks, to effect response times and try to justify an MFS station...


hmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on June 24, 2008, 10:46:51 AM
Thats not like Stirling to do that, it has always been a ritual to fill them up.

Haha, yeah. Much like they did with the water and that SAMFS pump.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 25, 2008, 09:25:54 PM
DONT RESPOND TO ANY FIXED ALARMS AT ARMY CAMP TODAY THANKS KEVIN CFS Onkaparinga Group Info

With the amount of times its gone off the last few weeks you might as well move the station there :-P


Well it didnt take long :lol:

10:57:45 25-06-08 WDSD: *CFSRES: FIXED ALARM ACTIVATED RESPOND WOODSIDE STATION CFS Woodside Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on June 27, 2008, 10:14:47 PM
1919010 21:45:40 27-06-08 look under the desk


 :? :? :? :? :? :? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on June 28, 2008, 11:22:44 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC019 28/06/08 09:28,RESPOND Rescue Animal,VICTOR HARBOR ,VICTOR HARBOR MAP 0 0 0 TG195,24 WALKER ST - MAGPIE IN TREE,VHB719 MFS Victor Response


Ah, the whole reason this thread was invented!! A good old respond to bird stuck in tree call. There was a possum in tree the other day, but forgot to post it!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on July 01, 2008, 09:02:46 AM
M77 MORINING KYLIE... I THOUGHT I WOULD POINT OUT IT WAS ME ON THE RADION THIS WONDERFUL MORNING... ... SCOTT.. SAAS Marion

Love is in the air.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on July 01, 2008, 11:12:37 AM
M77 MORINING KYLIE... I THOUGHT I WOULD POINT OUT IT WAS ME ON THE RADION THIS WONDERFUL MORNING... ... SCOTT.. SAAS Marion

Love is in the air.......

Footy  ,would love to see his pager message to her after a few years of marriage,maybe not so chipper :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on July 01, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
Maybe something like this?

M77 OI KYLIE... I THOUGHT I WOULD POINT OUT THAT YOU FORGOT TO DO THE DISHES THIS MORNING, WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND THE HOUSE? SPOSE YOU WANT ME TO RESPOND FOR YOU IN THE TRUCK AS WELL?  ... SCOTT.. SAAS Marion

Love WAS in the air.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 01, 2008, 10:04:03 PM
1930656 20:13:50 01-07-08 MFS: HOWZ THAT MFS Beulah Park 211 Response

Wait on the 3rd umpire to see if its out or not out  :lol: :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on July 06, 2008, 08:28:37 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC005 06/07/08 02:08,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,LEADER ST,GOODWOOD MAP 130 A 5 TG182,3 MALES PUSHING WHEELBARROW ON FIRE,HEADING WEST TOWARDS RAILWAY LINE,CNR DEVON STREET NTH,SAIR55 ADL201
Small things amuse small minds i suppose.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 06, 2008, 09:01:28 PM
*Thinks back to the 'Flaming Wheel-Barrow' races won as a kid*..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on July 06, 2008, 09:25:29 PM
1908967 16:45:58 06-07-08 34,SMOULDERING UNDER TREE IN INGLE FARM WAL,KING TRACK,SEAF00 MRPH00 CFS Mawson Group Officers Response

and how it should have read--
 
1908973 16:45:56 06-07-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC045 06/07/08 16:45,RESPOND To,JARED RD,SEAFORD MEADOWS MAP 195 J 9 TG134,SMOULDERING UNDER TREE IN INGLE FARM WAL,KING TRACK,SEAF00 MRPH00 CFS Morphett Vale Response


dont you hate not getting all of the message!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on July 06, 2008, 11:37:58 PM
Task Complete. Crew members threatened water in gutter - recommended to water, not rise any higher. Removed 14.5 leaves. Task completed with minor scraps on shovel blade. Thanks for all who attended from the Duty Officer. SES Metro South Info

that will teach it not to go any higher lol bad water   :lol:  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 08, 2008, 04:49:08 PM
13:51:41 08-07-08  MFS: CHANGE QUARTERS TO STATION 42, BOUNDARY OF STN 42 AND 43 PLEASE. CFS Happy Valley Response

14:22:28 08-07-08  HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* WEVE BEEN EVERY WERE MAN - H/V STATION 8/07/2008 2:21:34 PM


Lol..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on July 09, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
Good sense of humour that lot.. :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 09, 2008, 11:35:41 AM
Most definately sounds like a Happy Crowd down at the Valley ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 09, 2008, 08:16:07 PM
*CFSRES INC049 09/07/08 19:31,RESPOND Rescue Animal,PHILLIPS RD,HOPE FOREST MAP 0 0 0 TG132,HORSE STUCK IN A 4 FOOT POOL WITH, WATER IN IT

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on July 09, 2008, 09:06:42 PM
a drowning horse... hilarious.

meant for the 'interesting pager messages' thread perhaps mate?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 10, 2008, 06:48:19 PM
17:28:13   10-07-08   P171 IT'S CALLED ALCOHOLIC AMNESIA AND IT'S A SERIOUS PROBLEM :) SAAS Prospect
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 10, 2008, 10:35:19 PM
a drowning horse... hilarious.

meant for the 'interesting pager messages' thread perhaps mate?

i found it a bit funny...but yea prob a
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on July 11, 2008, 05:32:52 AM
As the local ABC radio announcer said - the horse is ok so we can joke about it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 16, 2008, 11:35:11 AM
ALL POTENTIAL - BOB THE BUILDERS, THE GROUP BASE PROJECT IS ON AGAIN TOMORROW THURSDAY 17TH JULY 2008 - COMMENCING 0900 HOURS FROM THE GROUP OFFICER CFS East Torrens Group Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on July 16, 2008, 06:34:17 PM
we need them to :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 16, 2008, 10:41:49 PM
F127 I WILL BE EATING ALL THE CAKE THAT I WANT JEN!!! :) THEN U 2 CAN IMAGINE THE LEOTARD ;) SAAS Fulham
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 16, 2008, 10:44:15 PM
F127 I WILL BE EATING ALL THE CAKE THAT I WANT JEN!!! :) THEN U 2 CAN IMAGINE THE LEOTARD ;) SAAS Fulham

was just bout to post this lol....mmmmm interesting
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Post by: SA Firey on July 16, 2008, 10:58:44 PM
F127 I WILL BE EATING ALL THE CAKE THAT I WANT JEN!!! :) THEN U 2 CAN IMAGINE THE LEOTARD ;) SAAS Fulham

Was just bout to post this lol....mmmmm interesting

Get a mental picture of that :lol:
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Post by: Footy on July 17, 2008, 09:01:57 AM
There's a hippopotamus on my roof eating cake and wearing a leotard...
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Post by: RescueHazmat on July 20, 2008, 03:15:33 PM
Gotta love a glitch!

1915607 14:31:56 20-07-08 MB81 HI THE MU CREW Pi$SING Cal\INGTON OK!t_ HEAD HOME TA SAAS Mount Barker
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on July 21, 2008, 09:26:04 PM
1928011 19:56:28 21-07-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC055 21/07/08 19:55,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 JAGUAR AV,PORT WILLUNGA MAP 223 J 4,CAT IN CARPORT CEILING - SEE OR RING DAW,N ON 8557 7028,NOA029 SES Central Region

Once again curiosity didnt quite kill the cat  :lol:
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Post by: RescueHazmat on July 21, 2008, 10:40:24 PM
Lets hope its not a Jaguar in the ceiling!!
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Post by: CFS_Firey on July 23, 2008, 10:01:35 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC019 23/07/08 12:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 JAGUAR AV,PORT WILLUNGA MAP 223 J 4,CAT IN ROOF - SES Noarlunga Response

It's back up there... Must be a determed cat.
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Post by: bajdas on July 23, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC019 23/07/08 12:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 JAGUAR AV,PORT WILLUNGA MAP 223 J 4,CAT IN ROOF - SES Noarlunga Response

It's back up there... Must be a determed cat.

...i do not know for sure, but my guess is that the SES Unit did not respond to the job first time, just a telephone call giving advice...maybe the owner is trying again..
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Post by: calspec on July 25, 2008, 08:35:46 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC019 23/07/08 12:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 JAGUAR AV,PORT WILLUNGA MAP 223 J 4,CAT IN ROOF - SES Noarlunga Response

It's back up there... Must be a determed cat.

...i do not know for sure, but my guess is that the SES Unit did not respond to the job first time, just a telephone call giving advice...maybe the owner is trying again..


That second page was TWO DAYS LATER!.  Is that a P99 response?    :-D
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Post by: bajdas on July 25, 2008, 12:50:54 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC019 23/07/08 12:03,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 JAGUAR AV,PORT WILLUNGA MAP 223 J 4,CAT IN ROOF - SES Noarlunga Response

It's back up there... Must be a determed cat.

...i do not know for sure, but my guess is that the SES Unit did not respond to the job first time, just a telephone call giving advice...maybe the owner is trying again..


That second page was TWO DAYS LATER!.  Is that a P99 response?    :-D

Nah.... just NOT an emergency...ring the RSPCA...but some people think we turnout to everything....   :-D
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Post by: SA Firey on July 28, 2008, 12:12:13 PM
17:20:00 26-07-08 CONGRATULATIONS to Ashley and Lisa on their Engagement! CFS Salisbury Info

Its official Ashes9119 and lilbafiery are engaged and enjoying some time on Hamilton Island
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Post by: 029 on July 28, 2008, 01:07:03 PM
saw this the other night and didnt have time to put it on here

RD181 anybody for a 2 in roxby

RD181 Cat 2 winner takes all

RD181 we have a winner now we need a second place getter any takers

sorry its not the original msg and these were sent over about 7 or 8 mins my guess it was jade in EOC


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Post by: Footy on July 31, 2008, 02:41:39 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC024 31/07/08 10:57,RESPOND SCHOOL FIRE,CAMPBELLTOWN JUNIOR & PRIMARY SCHOOL,IND ST,PARADISE MAP 108 B 3 TG182,STUDENT LIGHTING FIRES IN PREMISES MFS Beulah Park 211 Response

Oh oh, looks like there is trouble in PARADISE.

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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on July 31, 2008, 04:22:57 PM
1908996 15:47:41 31-07-08 MFS: CREW REQUIRED TO ASSIST WITH UNBOGGING OF GROUP CAR IN LOFTIA PK FROM SENIOR 4, REPORT TO IRONBANK CFS CFS Ironbank Response

oops :oops:
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 31, 2008, 05:00:33 PM
1908996 15:47:41 31-07-08 MFS: CREW REQUIRED TO ASSIST WITH UNBOGGING OF GROUP CAR IN LOFTIA PK FROM SENIOR 4, REPORT TO IRONBANK CFS CFS Ironbank Response

oops :oops:


yea lol some driver training needed.....
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Post by: Zippy on July 31, 2008, 05:16:08 PM
Safe off road Command Car driving anybody?  :mrgreen: :evil:
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Post by: CFS_Firey on July 31, 2008, 08:13:43 PM
Safe off road Command Car driving anybody?  :mrgreen: :evil:

You can't be much safer driving a car than not moving at all... :P
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Post by: boss on August 03, 2008, 01:54:57 PM
1926891 13:09:31 03-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC037 03/08/08 13:09,RESPOND Assist SAAS,14 BROWNE CCT,CRAIGMORE MAP 52 N 6 TG182,AMBULANCE BOGGED IN PARK WITH PATIENT ON, BOARD, ASSIST 331,GAW359 MFS Gawler 359

1929264 13:08:16 03-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC037 03/08/08 13:07,RESPOND Assist SAAS,14 BROWNE CCT,CRAIGMORE MAP 52 N 6 TG182,AMBULANCE BOGGED IN PARK WITH PATIENT ON, BOARD,ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

mud plugging time boys!!!! :-P
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Post by: bajdas on August 06, 2008, 08:37:18 PM
14:17:33 06-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC040 06/08/08 14:16,RESPOND Smoke in Area,?? STAFFORD ST,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,LAWN MOWER STARTED INSIDE HOUSE HAS EXTR,ACTED SMOKE. NO STRUCTURE BUT BUILDING F,ULL OF SMOKE.,SAIR55 MTG701 MFS Mt Gambier Response

Now...did they work/test/repair mower inside because it was wet...were they mowing the carpet...any other suggestions for reasons to start a motor mower inside a house ???
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Post by: CFS_Firey on August 06, 2008, 09:19:14 PM
14:17:33 06-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC040 06/08/08 14:16,RESPOND Smoke in Area,?? STAFFORD ST,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,LAWN MOWER STARTED INSIDE HOUSE HAS EXTR,ACTED SMOKE. NO STRUCTURE BUT BUILDING F,ULL OF SMOKE.,SAIR55 MTG701 MFS Mt Gambier Response

Now...did they work/test/repair mower inside because it was wet...were they mowing the carpet...any other suggestions for reasons to start a motor mower inside a house ???

Maybe the grass was getting too long under the cannabis plants?
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Post by: Firey9119 on August 06, 2008, 09:46:52 PM
new way of getting high maybe???? :evil: :evil: :? :-D :-D
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Post by: Katrina on August 06, 2008, 11:08:14 PM
On the news it said something about smoking a cigerette at the same time as well and that caused the problem (fuel, heat, burning)
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Post by: SA Firey on August 07, 2008, 07:07:04 PM
Maybe someone wanted a haircut :-P
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Post by: Katrina on August 09, 2008, 01:52:28 AM
Hmm, interesting to note that she had been convicted of arson several years ago :?
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on August 10, 2008, 10:58:50 PM
CFSRES INC067 10/08/08 22:14,RESPOND To,30 AMPORT ST,ELIZABETH NORTH MAP 51 Q 7 TG182,PERSON SETTING OFF HAND-MADE BOMBS TO TH,REATEN OCCUPANTS. SAPOL ON ROUTE.,USE CAUTION.,ELZ331

 :-o
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Post by: Zippy on August 10, 2008, 11:03:53 PM
probably some elizabeth nutter...
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Post by: safireservice on August 10, 2008, 11:05:19 PM
just a normal night up there you would think?  :-)
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Post by: Footy on August 10, 2008, 11:21:17 PM
Can always tell rubbish collection night out that way just by the crews getting calls to continuous rubbish fires along one stretch of road
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Post by: CFS_Firey on August 10, 2008, 11:25:13 PM
Can always tell rubbish collection night out that way just by the crews getting calls to continuous rubbish fires along one stretch of road

...and then you can tell when it's not rubbish collection night by the car fires and domestics...
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Post by: car31 on August 12, 2008, 08:56:58 AM
1919303 07:58:39 12-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC012 12/08/08 07:57,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,HAWDON ST,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0 TG203,ASSIST SAAS, LADY STUCK IN BED RAILS, "H,AWDON HOUSE",BMA029 BARM00 CFS Chaffey Group Officers Response

The mind boggles!!!!  :-D
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Post by: Zippy on August 12, 2008, 10:02:57 AM
must have been a fun night............................................. :mrgreen:
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Post by: Footy on August 12, 2008, 04:01:02 PM
REMINDER TRAINING 1800 HOURS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. I KNOW ITS COLD BUT THERE IS PLENTY TO DO TO KEEP WARM! CFS Compton Info

Just because you are Captain now doesn't mean you can order the crew to do anything, there are limits camo...
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Post by: CFS_Firey on August 12, 2008, 04:04:51 PM
Sounds more like a plea than an order doesn't it?
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 12, 2008, 04:06:23 PM
I thought it was called encouragement?
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Post by: Footy on August 12, 2008, 04:08:14 PM
ok crew, now, everyone gather round and warm up your new captain, please, ill be your friend...
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Post by: jaff on August 12, 2008, 05:14:30 PM
Beer and pizzas on me tonight see you all at a great training night,love Captain Cam :-D Compton Info

When are you going to change your tag its been a week now Captain?
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Post by: Zippy on August 12, 2008, 05:21:43 PM
September 1st??
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 12, 2008, 05:26:02 PM
yeah sept 1st would be a good date considering that is change over  :-D
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Post by: RescueHazmat on August 12, 2008, 06:35:06 PM
REMINDER TRAINING 1800 HOURS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. I KNOW ITS COLD BUT THERE IS PLENTY TO DO TO KEEP WARM! CFS Compton Info

Just because you are Captain now doesn't mean you can order the crew to do anything, there are limits camo...

Order a dose of Chill Pill's Camo.. Dish a few out next meeting..
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Post by: 6739264 on August 12, 2008, 06:51:55 PM
ACHTUNG! Führer Cammo has entered ze buildink!
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Post by: Footy on August 12, 2008, 08:37:06 PM
REMINDER TRAINING 1800 HOURS WEDNESDAY NIGHT. I KNOW ITS COLD BUT THERE IS PLENTY TO DO TO KEEP WARM! CFS Compton Info

Just because you are Captain now doesn't mean you can order the crew to do anything, there are limits camo...

Order a dose of Chill Pill's Camo.. Dish a few out next meeting..

That was sarcasm rescuehazmat, sounded harsh when i read it back from a different light but Herr Camo understood...
(If not i'll be drawn and quartered at first light tomorrow...)
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 12, 2008, 08:41:28 PM
1906658 19:58:18 12-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC057 12/08/08 19:57,RESPOND Rescue Animal,BENARA RD,MOORAK MAP 000 0 0,PLEASE PHONE VERITY ON 8726 6120 - RE A,10 WEEK OLD KITTEN UP A TREE...,MTG029 SES Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty again :roll:
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Post by: SA Firey on August 13, 2008, 08:41:59 AM
1906658 19:58:18 12-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC057 12/08/08 19:57,RESPOND Rescue Animal,BENARA RD,MOORAK MAP 000 0 0,PLEASE PHONE VERITY ON 8726 6120 - RE A,10 WEEK OLD KITTEN UP A TREE...,MTG029 SES Mt Gambier Response

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty again :roll:

It will come down when it's hungry :-P
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Post by: rescue5271 on August 13, 2008, 08:28:23 PM
Party at Cam's place on 1/9/08
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Post by: Katrina on August 13, 2008, 10:14:47 PM
You can pick me up on the way through Bill, I'm sure our invites have just been delayed in the mail :-D
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Post by: Footy on August 13, 2008, 11:15:04 PM
Party at the new Compton Station?
See Cam waited until there was a new station before he put his hand up to go captain, surprised you didnt wait until your new 34p arrived...

Is that due in November or December Cam??
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 14, 2008, 05:39:51 AM
yeah november i think.  They forgot to mention which year though.
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Post by: rescue5271 on August 14, 2008, 07:48:31 AM
No problems heaps of room in my work ute...34p what are they??(lololololo)
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Post by: pumprescue on August 14, 2008, 07:54:29 AM
Good news all round for Compton, New Captain, New Station, New truck.
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Post by: Katrina on August 14, 2008, 08:07:45 AM
Must be because of all that help they give the CFS! He's just rubbing our noses in so we all get jealous (isn't that right Cam??) and come and join his brigade, what more could we want with all this "new" stuff! They probably got it all at a discount price from Bunnings after all those alarm call to there in the beginning
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Post by: FireyF on August 14, 2008, 12:43:46 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC058 13/08/08 21:26,RESPOND Assist SAAS,GOOLWA CFS,GOOLWA MAP 0 0 0 TG138,AMBULANCE BOGGED ON MCCLAY RD BETWEEN MO,NUMENT RD AND BARKER RD,GLWA19 CFS Goolwa Response
havent saas been told before that they they dont have 4WD ambulance anymore
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Post by: FireyF on August 14, 2008, 01:38:45 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 14/08/08 12:56,RESPOND Assist SAAS,17 MORROW AV,EVANSTON PARK MAP 33 K 3 TG182,ASSIST SAAS. CAUGHT IN LIFT AT ELDERCARE,WITH ELDERLY PATIENT.,GAW359 MFS Gawler 359

SAAS are having a bad run arn't they
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Post by: 029 on August 14, 2008, 02:53:42 PM
well you give a country SAAS team a merc and ask them to do what they did in a F250 and you get bogged ambulances now they take away the 6 cylinder mrecs and give us 4 cylinder mercs some one in town is thinking
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Post by: FireyF on August 14, 2008, 02:58:19 PM
true they should bring back the f250 they are much better
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Post by: RescueHazmat on August 14, 2008, 03:56:40 PM
You worked out of one?..

Also, not all the 250's are 4x4's!
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on August 14, 2008, 04:09:20 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC058 13/08/08 21:26,RESPOND Assist SAAS,GOOLWA CFS,GOOLWA MAP 0 0 0 TG138,AMBULANCE BOGGED ON MCCLAY RD BETWEEN MO,NUMENT RD AND BARKER RD,GLWA19 CFS Goolwa Response
havent saas been told before that they they dont have 4WD ambulance anymore
well you give a country SAAS team a merc and ask them to do what they did in a F250 and you get bogged ambulances now they take away the 6 cylinder mrecs and give us 4 cylinder mercs some one in town is thinking

I can assure you even an F250 would have got bogged in that mud last night.  However that crew pick the only small stretch of road on the Island that is not a wet weather road.
I would have thought that a broken line on a map might have been dead giveaway to them as well :-D
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 14, 2008, 04:51:27 PM
Good news all round for Compton, New Captain, New Station, New truck.

yeah i was kidding.....i dont know of any new truck for compton.  Im hoping one isnt too far away though.
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Post by: SA Firey on August 14, 2008, 07:54:08 PM
Good news all round for Compton, New Captain, New Station, New truck.

yeah i was kidding.....i dont know of any new truck for compton.  Im hoping one isnt too far away though.

You might get lucky and get a 34P :-P
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 14, 2008, 07:54:50 PM
we can only dream
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Post by: 029 on August 15, 2008, 02:35:06 PM
i dont know the full details of the incident a goolwa but some of the roads out hear we cant get down cause we are too light and just slide thru the mud insaying that there are some roads we have to wait for burra to come and help with as we just cant get down they are 2 wet just saying the F250 is better for the country
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Post by: 21337 on August 15, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
Good news all round for Compton, New Captain, New Station, New truck.

yeah i was kidding.....i dont know of any new truck for compton.  Im hoping one isnt too far away though.

there was a 34 (i think) at maney's yesterday with no stickers.....not yours?
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Post by: Footy on August 15, 2008, 03:57:04 PM
Congratulations present from head office for becoming captain??
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Post by: mattb on August 15, 2008, 05:15:33 PM
Quote
there was a 34 (i think) at maney's yesterday with no stickers.....not yours?

Compton are getting a 34P aren't they, I thought we already verified that.
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 15, 2008, 05:30:20 PM
Quote
there was a 34 (i think) at maney's yesterday with no stickers.....not yours?

Compton are getting a 34P aren't they, I thought we already verified that.

Verified when?  And i no one has told me anything about a new truck.  Unless the current captain has decided not to pass the news on?
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Post by: boredmatrix on August 15, 2008, 10:04:15 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 14/08/08 12:56,RESPOND Assist SAAS,17 MORROW AV,EVANSTON PARK MAP 33 K 3 TG182,ASSIST SAAS. CAUGHT IN LIFT AT ELDERCARE,WITH ELDERLY PATIENT.,GAW359 MFS Gawler 359

SAAS are having a bad run arn't they

um..yeah

I wouldn't be blaming SAAS for nursing homes infrastructure.....

Eldercare don't have the best rep...I wouldn't be sending my senile dog there let me tell you......
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Post by: SA Firey on August 15, 2008, 10:12:08 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 14/08/08 12:56,RESPOND Assist SAAS,17 MORROW AV,EVANSTON PARK MAP 33 K 3 TG182,ASSIST SAAS. CAUGHT IN LIFT AT ELDERCARE,WITH ELDERLY PATIENT.,GAW359 MFS Gawler 359

SAAS are having a bad run arn't they

um..yeah

I wouldn't be blaming SAAS for nursing homes infrastructure.....

Eldercare don't have the best rep...I wouldn't be sending my senile dog there let me tell you......

Sounds like Noarlunga BM :wink:
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 16, 2008, 06:11:55 PM
Good news all round for Compton, New Captain, New Station, New truck.

yeah i was kidding.....i dont know of any new truck for compton.  Im hoping one isnt too far away though.

there was a 34 (i think) at maney's yesterday with no stickers.....not yours?

This would be the 34 you are talking about?  I believe it would be for either Auspine or Green Triangle Forest Products.
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Post by: CFS_Firey on August 16, 2008, 06:17:22 PM
Woah - that's got some serious locker space that one! :P
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Post by: Hair on August 17, 2008, 10:47:31 PM
14:46:18 17-08-08 ANGASTON CAR 1 HAS RETURNED TO BASE AFTER ATTENDING BURN OUT COMPETITION CFS Angaston Info

Didn't know 80 series cruisers had the power :evil:
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Post by: 029 on August 18, 2008, 04:56:33 AM
LOL they do fire warden out there have done for the last 2 years they used to take 24P and a crew now they take a few crew and extingushers and call in the rest of the brigade if need be
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Post by: Zippy on August 18, 2008, 04:17:13 PM
15:26:41   18-08-08   MT71 I'M NOT SILLY.... COMS EARN NO MONEY... ROADIES EARN HEAPS!! SAAS Mitcham
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Post by: SA Firey on August 19, 2008, 09:29:45 AM
15:26:41   18-08-08   MT71 I'M NOT SILLY.... COMS EARN NO MONEY... ROADIES EARN HEAPS!! SAAS Mitcham

Always someone on the bandwagon :lol:
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Post by: boredmatrix on August 20, 2008, 12:05:48 AM
now they're just taking the piss....those "dispatchers" earn more than roadies...and if I screwed up with patients as much as they screw up...i would have been sacked a long time ago.....
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Post by: Zippy on August 20, 2008, 09:11:05 AM
Boredmatrix...They sound more on the Ball than a few* of the Fire Comcen op's ;)   IF SAMFS/CFS was as busy as SAAS...dont want to even THINK about it.

*theres only a select few of the operators who are in that bunch. There are some Excellent ones too ;) :)
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Post by: boredmatrix on August 20, 2008, 10:21:21 AM
perhaps - but at least those in firecom have been at the frontline(so no genuine excuses for not knowing"" what happens on scene)

 ...SAAS comms is staffed by telephone monkeys who work their way up through to become co-ordinators...without ever having worked on the road!  Those of you in regional areas wouldn't notice because the best(ie: most practical, sensible and the last remaining few who used to work on the road)  work on the region desks, while metro gets stuck with the knob jockeys who have no idea, and don't give a faecal imparchment about what happens outside of their little room!
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Post by: bajdas on August 20, 2008, 10:29:27 AM
perhaps - but at least those in firecom have been at the frontline(so no genuine excuses for not knowing"" what happens on scene)

 ...SAAS comms is staffed by telephone monkeys who work their way up through to become co-ordinators...without ever having worked on the road!  Those of you in regional areas wouldn't notice because the best(ie: most practical, sensible and the last remaining few who used to work on the road)  work on the region desks, while metro gets stuck with the knob jockeys who have no idea, and don't give a faecal imparchment about what happens outside of their little room!

Noticed a few week ago an advert in a Saturday The Advertiser for more 'Call Receipt & Dispatch' operatoirs at SAAS....more fodder for you boredmatrix ??
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Post by: 029 on August 21, 2008, 03:42:01 PM
Broadmatrix

we get our fair share of uncoordinated coordinators even to the point where they cant even say the name of the crew or even though its on the computer that we are an ambulance they still dispatch us as IC or PARA. its not just the METRO crews that cop the shortend of the stick dont for get the country who cop all the crappy long jobs.

incorect response
no back up
single responding to cat 1
requesting other resources and not getting them cause they forgot to ring MFS

METRO dont have all the problems country have them too and dont forget the volunteers who get floged cause the paid staff work load is to much poor dears   
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Post by: SA Firey on August 21, 2008, 04:10:18 PM
Boredmatrix

We get our fair share of uncoordinated coordinators even to the point where they cant even say the name of the crew or even though its on the computer that we are an ambulance they still dispatch us as IC or PARA. Its not just the METRO crews that cop the short end of the stick, dont forget the country who cop all the crappy long jobs.

Incorrect response
No backup
Single responding to Cat 1
Requesting other resources and not getting them cause they forgot to ring MFS

METRO dont have all the problems country have them too and dont forget the volunteers who get flogged cause the paid staff work load is to much poor dears   

That's what we like to see someone who tells it like it is :-)
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Post by: SA Firey on August 21, 2008, 07:41:30 PM
FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE, RAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD MFS Kapunda Response

They sure are a happy crew up there :lol:
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Post by: 029 on August 21, 2008, 11:17:09 PM
sorry i cant stand paid staff who have a cry about poor working conditions 2 of my friends are paid staff one para one ic and i dont listen to there sob stories
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Post by: Benji on August 21, 2008, 11:22:13 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC081 21/08/08 21:31,RESPOND Rescue Animal,25 CASUARINA AV,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 P 5,BIRD STUCK 20M IN TREE. MFS TRIED SQUIRT,ING-NO SUCCESS. PLS CALL TO DISCUSS SES ASSISTANCE,TTG020


And I thought the HP was only used on cats..
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Post by: boredmatrix on August 21, 2008, 11:39:46 PM
methinks 029 should come spend a bit of time working in metro at a busy station before making comments like he/she does!

these so called "sob stories" aren't because we're working flat out - it's because we're frustrated! Frustrated that resources are being inappropriately allocated, frustrated that calls are too hard to triage -so they just send an ambulance Cat 2, Frustrated that we get continually hamstrung by these clowns who dispatch our jobs!  (and yes - I do know a number of staff(personally) who work up there -and like the clowns in the circus, there are good ones, but there are some real shockers as well!

I could estimate a fair proportion of my work which would be made easier (and consequentially improve ambulance coverage and response times) if these knuckledraggers had any idea what they were doing!

in some respects, I shouldn't be so hard on the individuals due to a substantial portion of the difficult position they are placed by management and their "ëffiency" protocols (ie: reads "it's all about times...not about clinical response") - but there are some idiots up there who just ask for a ball and chain to be clapped on their foot and sent to outer Siberia!

029 - I'm not saying you don't have the issues in the country - I spent 5 years in the country as a para before I came to metro, so have some idea what what it's like....you're right -we have different sets of issues....but that is more relating to lack of resources which occur when you're under the pump -which happens intermittently.  Metro crews generally have this most days - and it wears very thin!



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Post by: Zippy on August 22, 2008, 12:00:40 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC081 21/08/08 21:31,RESPOND Rescue Animal,25 CASUARINA AV,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 P 5,BIRD STUCK 20M IN TREE. MFS TRIED SQUIRT,ING-NO SUCCESS. PLS CALL TO DISCUSS SES ASSISTANCE,TTG020


And I thought the HP was only used on cats..

(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-dogs-watch-cat-in-tree.jpg)
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Post by: 029 on August 22, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
Why should i come to the Metro area to work a busy station last time i did all i heard was a heap of sooking about how overworked paid staff are. sooking about having to do a Cat 4 from LMH to memorial and how thats not fair on an ICP to have to do that.

also i do a transfer in to adelaide then get stuck doing the work of paid staff mean while my home town is with out an ambulance cause comms are trying to keep the paid staff in the metro area happy

one other thing is in the metro area you can get back up quicker and also a higher level of back up a paramedic car can call for ICP back up we cant we get what ever is closer even if it is ATS or nearest paid station is 20mins away east or south so do the math if we go west or north we have no para back up and if we need it, it takes even longer

so what i am saying is dont sook about your so called poor work conditions cause you have beter conditions then some and also you are getting paid to put up with comms we dont if your not happy with how comms treat you find a new job mabye i dont know just dont sook cause you wont get any sympathy 
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Post by: jaff on August 22, 2008, 02:48:01 PM
Geez 029, I think your last rant was as good an arguement for carrying O2 on appliances as any yet.  I just about turned blue, reading it without comma's kindaaa wearrsss youuuuuuuuuuuu outttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :-D
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Post by: JC on August 22, 2008, 02:51:07 PM
breathe Jaff breathe.......  :-)
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Post by: uniden on August 22, 2008, 04:09:38 PM
Is this thread about pager messages??
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Post by: 6739264 on August 22, 2008, 04:13:24 PM
No
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 22, 2008, 04:16:05 PM
alright folks to teacher has spoken...back to class!
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Post by: Zippy on August 22, 2008, 05:00:04 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC046 22/08/08 16:17,RESPOND To,GUMERACHA-LOBETHAL RD,GUMERACHA MAP 89 G 16 TG098,TRIPLE ZERO CALLER HUNG UP. NO ANSWER.,PLEASE INVESTIGATE,GUMA00

MFS: GUMERACHA STOP FOR CALL. MOTHER HAS DEALT WITH CHILD CALLER. NO FIRE. CFS Gumeracha Response

haha, that'll teach that kid.
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Post by: RescueHazmat on August 22, 2008, 05:26:04 PM
sorry i cant stand paid staff who have a cry about poor working conditions 2 of my friends are paid staff one para one ic and i dont listen to there sob stories


You can't stand it, cause you have NO idea what its like!.. - You clearly presented that fact in your last post!
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Post by: Robert on August 22, 2008, 06:09:07 PM
Wow 029 u really do have N.F.I…. Watch what u say, there are quite a few SAAS members on here...
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Post by: 6739264 on August 22, 2008, 06:54:48 PM
Someone here reminds me of good old 'sesroadcrashrescue'
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Post by: SA Firey on August 22, 2008, 11:08:24 PM
Someone here reminds me of good old 'sesroadcrashrescue'

Got it in one numbers :wink:
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Post by: boredmatrix on August 23, 2008, 12:03:59 AM
..and here I was thinking that I knew something about volunteers because I relieved as an RTL.....

guess 029 has just put me back in my box....10 years on the road with half of that in the country obviously doesn't make me qualified enough to have any valid opinion!

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Post by: 029 on August 23, 2008, 03:00:40 AM
i wasnt say your were not valid i put my point accros you put yours now i am over it so lets move on to something else
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Post by: JC on August 23, 2008, 08:23:50 AM
Someone here reminds me of good old 'sesroadcrashrescue'

Unless there are two forum members on here who write long lower cased            un-punctuated paragraphs & sentences, have fecal vomit problems and believe that they are getting the rough end of the stick by the associated emergency service.  :-o
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 23, 2008, 06:35:43 PM
1905679 15:54:48 23-08-08 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE HOPE ALL ARE ENJOYING YOUR WEEKEND JUST GOT REPORTS OF A NAKED MAN ON A HOUSE BOAT BEEN ASKED TO TEEL HIM PUT CLOTHES BACK ON RALPH MFS Kapunda Response

:roll: TMI now the Kapunda crew will have nightmares  :lol:
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Post by: Footy on August 24, 2008, 12:55:30 AM
alright folks to teacher has spoken...back to class!

What? Huh? Someone called for the teacher? Sorry I was busy being on strike...
(Cos apparently thats all we ever do...)
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Post by: bajdas on August 25, 2008, 06:41:11 PM
Someone here reminds me of good old 'sesroadcrashrescue'

...maybe someone got told off for having SES in the title..
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Post by: calspec on August 28, 2008, 03:10:00 AM
02:19:58 28-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC006 28/08/08 02:19,RESPOND Private Alarm,PYRITES RD,BRUKUNGA MAP 150 L 15 TG128,BRUKUNGA TRAINING CENTER - TRAINING ROOM, NO 3..,BRUK00 NAIR00 CFS Brukunga Response
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Post by: SA Firey on August 28, 2008, 10:03:46 AM
02:19:58 28-08-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC006 28/08/08 02:19,RESPOND Private Alarm,PYRITES RD,BRUKUNGA MAP 150 L 15 TG128,BRUKUNGA TRAINING CENTER - TRAINING ROOM, NO 3..,BRUK00 NAIR00 CFS Brukunga Response

Hardly amusing, but a regular occurrence,Brukunga have to keep up their call rate somehow :lol:
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Post by: Firefrog on August 28, 2008, 10:44:22 AM
Keep it on topic thanks.
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Post by: SA Firey on August 28, 2008, 10:52:17 AM
BFF1 COURSE THIS WEEKEND. PLEASE BEAR THIS IN MIND IF ATTENDING THE STATION FOR CALLS. SUNDAY 7.30AM BACON & EGG BREAKFAST FOR $2 DONATION OPEN TO ALL MEMBERS CFS Salisbury Info

Anyone for breakfast at Salisbury :lol:
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Post by: rescue5271 on August 28, 2008, 07:54:00 PM
So will the brigade send a invoice to STC for all these false alarms??????
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Post by: Zippy on August 29, 2008, 09:45:59 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC011 29/08/08 08:23,RESPOND To,COW ON THE ROAD - MORITZ RD,BLEWITT SPRINGS MAP 198 L 13 TG134,NEAR THE HOUSE WITH A WINDMILL LETTER BO,X,KANG00 CFS Kangarilla Response
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on August 29, 2008, 09:10:38 PM
Bout time these farmers out that way build some fences that will contain their cattle.

Kangarilla - home of the free roaming cow!
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Post by: bittenyakka on August 30, 2008, 08:14:36 AM
GREAT TURNOUT THIS MORNING WELL DONE- JOHN CFS Piccadilly Info
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Post by: Zippy on August 30, 2008, 04:02:58 PM
Bout time these farmers out that way build some fences that will contain their cattle.

Kangarilla - home of the free roaming cow!

MFS: *CFSRES INC036 30/08/08 15:29,RESPOND To,KANGARILLA CFS,KANGARILLA MAP 0 0 0 TG134,STOCK ON RD - SANDS RD,KANG00

HAH, again...too right camo, too right!
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Post by: pumprescue on August 30, 2008, 04:46:14 PM
I think instead of fire prevention they need to run a maintain your fences campaign !!
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Post by: Zippy on August 30, 2008, 04:48:32 PM
Whats a Fence?
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Post by: rescue5271 on August 31, 2008, 07:44:03 AM
Time for a new CFS course cattle round up.....Mind you don't we have to be trained to do this type of work??
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Post by: Footy on August 31, 2008, 09:12:06 PM
Need to get some voltage running through the hooligan tool to turn it into a cattle prod, lol  :lol:
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Post by: Footy on September 01, 2008, 08:54:30 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC004 01/09/08 01:36,RESPOND Tree Fire,IN FRONT OF 17 GENEVIEVE ST,CHRISTIE DOWNS MAP 186 B 6 TG182,FROM SAPOL, TREE ALIGHT CAUTION REPORTS OF AGRO PERSON ON SITE,SAIR55 CDN431 CFS State Air Desk

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Post by: RescueHazmat on September 02, 2008, 12:49:57 AM
haha..
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Post by: bajdas on September 03, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
10:55:35 03-09-08 MENG: GOOD MORNING. GOLF CLUB HAVE NOTIFIED ME THEY WILL BE DOING CONSIDERABLE CONTROLLED BURNING OVER THE NEXT MONTH TO ERRADICATE RABBITS. PLS BE AWARE IF RESPONDED TO THAT AREA. MENG CAPTAIN CFS Meningie Info

ahhh, burning bunnies or a BBQ bunny.... be careful when you drive near the golf course, bunnys run everywhere when the get hot (seen at a bonfire many years ago at Aldinga/Maslins)

** sorry to all animal lovers...well not really when it is a bout feral animals **
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on September 03, 2008, 07:38:20 PM
Yeah its not a good sight when you see a rabbit or a kangaroo running out of the scrub lighting up the country side
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Post by: SA Firey on September 03, 2008, 09:02:10 PM
Yeah its not a good sight when you see a rabbit or a kangaroo running out of the scrub lighting up the country side


LOL who needs a driptorch :lol:
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Post by: Morgan on September 04, 2008, 09:13:19 PM
Quote
Quote from: Cameron Yelland on September 03, 2008, 09:38:20 PM
Yeah its not a good sight when you see a rabbit or a kangaroo running out of the scrub lighting up the country side



LOL who needs a driptorch

there was actually a fire a few yrs back on yorkes (authurton) started by a fox running through a burn off............. :-D
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Post by: bajdas on September 05, 2008, 07:07:12 PM
13:35:45 05-09-08 MENG: SECURITY RESTORED AT STN. IT SEEMS WE HAVE A NEW RECRUIT THAT WAS FLYING AROUND INSIDE. MENINGIE CAPTAIN. 5/09/2008 1:37:38 PM CFS Meningie Info

OK some questions  :?

Does this happen often in a country brigade ??
What did they use to get the bird out of the shed ??

Last time I tried to get a bird out it involved a few people walking with a large tarp to reduce the area that the bird could fly in until it realised that the shed door was open.
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Post by: boredmatrix on September 05, 2008, 08:51:26 PM
12 gauge works best.....
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Post by: Zippy on September 05, 2008, 11:25:14 PM
they used a line of 64 ;)  bit of a watery mess afterwards tho  :roll:
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on September 06, 2008, 09:15:59 AM
last time this happened we couldnt get the bird out....so we shut the door and went home.

Come back the next day to find the bird dead on the floor.  A little bit of patience can go a long way  :-D
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Post by: CFS_Firey on September 06, 2008, 11:36:38 PM
09:59:20   06-09-08   ANYBODY AVAILABLE TO WORK AT THE POLING BOOTH 1400-1800 PLS PH CHRI VANSTONE ON 0422XXXXXX0081240459

10:01:54   06-09-08   CHRIS VANSTONES NUMBER 04XXXXXXXX

GRN call centre being redirected to India as usual...
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Post by: Footy on September 06, 2008, 11:45:30 PM
Need to Edit the phone number in the first page cfs firey
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Post by: CFS_Firey on September 06, 2008, 11:46:58 PM
Thanks.
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Post by: mengcfs on September 08, 2008, 02:11:17 PM
13:35:45 05-09-08 MENG: SECURITY RESTORED AT STN. IT SEEMS WE HAVE A NEW RECRUIT THAT WAS FLYING AROUND INSIDE. MENINGIE CAPTAIN. 5/09/2008 1:37:38 PM CFS Meningie Info

OK some questions  :?

Does this happen often in a country brigade ??
What did they use to get the bird out of the shed ??

Last time I tried to get a bird out it involved a few people walking with a large tarp to reduce the area that the bird could fly in until it realised that the shed door was open.

After the alarm went off, I attended the station and opened up the three automatic roller doors and the bird just flew out of our not so country station. He must have been hiding while we closed the station after our last job.
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 08, 2008, 05:04:43 PM
Polly want a cracker *whistles*  :lol:
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Post by: SA Firey on September 11, 2008, 05:53:05 PM
REGION 2 JORY AND SAM HAD A BABY GIRL ALL WELL AND I DONT KNOW HOW HEAVY IT IS FROM THE BEST LOOKING CAPTAIN CFS Port Wakefield Info

Congratulations :lol:
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Post by: countrygirl on September 11, 2008, 11:47:05 PM
Dont know where to post this so here will have to do ..

just wanted to say goodbye to all, I wont be posting anymore messages on any forum seeing I have been howled down and virtually told to keep my mouth shut ...
and stop posting messages ...

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Post by: boredmatrix on September 12, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
[insert rapturous applause smiling here]
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Post by: 6739264 on September 12, 2008, 02:51:32 PM
Dont know where to post this so here will have to do ..

just wanted to say goodbye to all, I wont be posting anymore messages on any forum seeing I have been howled down and virtually told to keep my mouth shut ...
and stop posting messages ...



BUHBYE!  *furious waving*
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Post by: Zippy on September 12, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
lol
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Post by: RescueHazmat on September 12, 2008, 05:30:49 PM
*Pulls the party Popper*
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Post by: JC on September 13, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
Tequlia Slamers for everyone.....
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Post by: countrygirl on September 14, 2008, 02:48:23 AM
good to see and know everyone is happy to see the back of me ...
Now i will go and delete my profile completely out the system ...
hope you are ALL happy now!
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Post by: 6739264 on September 14, 2008, 03:01:33 AM
good to see and know everyone is happy to see the back of me ...
Now i will go and delete my profile completely out the system ...
hope you are ALL happy now!

I thought you weren't posting anymore messages?
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Post by: Katrina on September 14, 2008, 08:05:58 AM
okay I obviously missed something here, okay i'm back to my own little world, counting sheep obviously didn't work so will have to find something else to count to help in the sleep department
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Post by: boredmatrix on September 14, 2008, 09:35:45 AM
good to see and know everyone is happy to see the back of me ...
Now i will go and delete my profile completely out the system ...
hope you are ALL happy now!

even better.......
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Post by: Footy on September 14, 2008, 02:55:47 PM
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13:40:09 14-09-08 CAN WHOEVER LEFT THE KIDS TOYS BY TANKER (BEEN THERE A NUMBER OF WEEKS NOW) PUT THEM AWAY OTHERWISE THEY'LL END UP IN THE BIN. THANKS CFS Belair Info

Signed: The Grinch
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Post by: JJD on September 14, 2008, 06:45:12 PM
1925595   01:49:48   14-09-08   P181 VANILLA SLICE.... NO WAIT... CHOC ELCAIRE...NO WAIT... APPLE TURN OVER.... NO WAIT... CARROT CAKE... SAAS Prospect


Hungry anyone???
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on September 19, 2008, 05:36:39 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC058 19/09/08 16:26,RESPOND Rescue Animal,CNR MCHENRY ST & ELEANOR TCE,MURRAY BRIDGE MAP 349 M 7 TG195,BABY DUCKS STUCK IN DRAIN,,MBR721 MFS Murray Bridge Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC059 19/09/08 16:50,RESPOND Rescue Animal,48 MINKE WHALE DR,ENCOUNTER BAY MAP 313 D 12 TG195,DUCK RESCUE... IN STORM DRAIN AT THIS AD,RESS, VHB719 MFS Victor Response

quak quak quak lol
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on September 20, 2008, 09:23:47 AM
here i was thinking ducks liked water?
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Post by: Dave O on September 21, 2008, 05:57:34 PM
1908446 17:24:15 21-09-08 ANNE IS FREE ON MONDAY EXCEPT MONDAY SES Sturt Duty Officer
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Post by: JC on September 22, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
I guess mondays are out of the question then... :?
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 27, 2008, 07:49:59 PM
1905679 17:42:54 27-09-08 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE HOPE NO ONE GOT BLOWEN AWAY TODAY WAS A GREAT WIN TO THE HAWKS PS MIKE I FOUND YOUR TINY SHORTS UP A TREE IN MY YARD MUST HAVE BLOWEN OFF U RALPH MFS Kapunda Response

Hmmmm sounds like someones shorts must have been blown off while watching the Grand Final today  :roll: :lol:
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Post by: RescueHazmat on September 28, 2008, 12:17:06 AM
Blowen...

lol..
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Post by: rescue5271 on September 28, 2008, 07:26:24 AM
You just have to laugh every time they do their pager test....
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Post by: tft on September 28, 2008, 06:26:53 PM
908916   14:58:54   28-09-08   LTHT: LH24P BACK IN STATION AND RECOMMISSIONED. BA LOCKERS LEDT OPEN TO ALLOW SETS TO DRY - JC 28/09/2008 2:58:24 PM CFS Littlehampton Info

Why not dry them properly in the first place, don't they teach this still on your BA course?
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Post by: OMGWTF on September 28, 2008, 07:05:41 PM
Im guessing they mean let the material of the straps/etc to dry properly...
Hopefully everyone knows how to dry a mask by now...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on September 30, 2008, 06:51:04 PM
REMINDER LUKAS EPUIPMENT WILL BE DEMONSTRATED AT STATION WED 01/10/08 1900 ALL WELCOM COME & WATCH MEL WEEP AS WE CUT UP A VOLVO CHRIS VANSTONE 04******** CFS Stirling Info
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Post by: Zippy on September 30, 2008, 07:03:32 PM
Poor Mel.
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Post by: Footy on September 30, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC048 30/09/08 16:16,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,CAVE AV,BRIDGEWATER MAP 158 D 5 TG136,HALF WAY UP CAVE AVE - GROUP OF PEOPLE B,URNING AND HAS BEEN LEFT UNATTENDED FOR,A WHILE,SAIR55 BRDG00

Sounds like a good old fashion witch hunt...
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Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 30, 2008, 08:42:29 PM
I thought the days of good ol pitch forks and torches went out of style donkeys ages ago  :lol:
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Post by: JC on October 01, 2008, 05:58:46 PM
1909006 17:23:18 01-10-08 2 PEOPLE REQUIRED TO RETRIEVE STIRLING TANKER FROM MOUNT BARKER TONIGHT PLS PH CHRIS VANSTONE CFS Stirling Info

Jesus it must be windy down there today.  :-)
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Post by: bittenyakka on October 01, 2008, 06:57:28 PM
hahaha yeah and i Saw Burnside tanker on my street today so i think all tankers must be prone to the wind. :-D :-D
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Post by: sapolpd on October 11, 2008, 11:46:02 PM
1925594 23:28:34 11-10-08 P171 I GUESS THAT SHE FEELS FUNNY AS IN STRANGE NOT AS FUNNY HA! HA!
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Post by: sapolpd on October 11, 2008, 11:47:31 PM
1925582 23:24:05 11-10-08 PA181 CAT 2 SEXY
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Post by: Hazmat206 on October 12, 2008, 04:25:54 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC030 12/10/08 12:36,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,2 ORCHARD CT,NURIOOTPA MAP 0 0 0 TG095,PATIENT AT THAT ADDRESS - CAR HIT POLE,UNSURE WHERE VEHICLE IS.. FROM SAAS,NTPA19 TAND00

"err,i losted my car ociffer!"
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Post by: rescue5271 on October 12, 2008, 05:53:28 PM
HIT and run, car last seen driving fast out of town with out driver :lol:
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Post by: rescue5271 on October 12, 2008, 05:59:10 PM
1908881 18:14:46 12-10-08 Open station tomorrow nite. Help needed from 5pm onwards for set up. Help between 6pm & 8pm also wanted. BBQ provided. Bring yr family & neighbours. Pip CFS Basket Range



Mmmm Hope it does not turn into one of those mobile phone gate crashing open house party's......
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 13, 2008, 06:00:34 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC053 13/10/08 18:20,RESPOND RCR,HAMLEY BRIDGE CFS,HAMLEY BRIDGE MAP 0 0 0 TG104,SINGLE VEHICLE ROLL OVER ON FORREST RD,HMLY19 WOLS00 CFS Wolseley Response


long drive lol  :-D
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Post by: SA Firey on October 13, 2008, 09:44:33 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC053 13/10/08 18:20,RESPOND RCR,HAMLEY BRIDGE CFS,HAMLEY BRIDGE MAP 0 0 0 TG104,SINGLE VEHICLE ROLL OVER ON FORREST RD,HMLY19 WOLS00 CFS Wolseley Response


long drive lol  :-D

But very quickly followed up with this
MFS: WOLSELEY STOP FOR INC 53 - ERROR MADE WITH,DISPATCH CFS Wolseley Response
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Post by: calspec on October 14, 2008, 12:05:54 AM
Obviously meant to enter Woolshed/Wasleys, which is about 10kms from Forrest Rd.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 15, 2008, 04:29:33 PM
CT74 STOP SOUNDING SO HAPPY... DONT YOU REALISE YOUR AT WORK :):) SAAS City

:)
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Post by: Cameron Yelland on October 18, 2008, 03:54:15 PM
FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE ITS NICE AND WARM THAT HOT THAT MIKE IS DOING A NUDE RUN DOWN THE MAIN STREET IN ABOUT 10MINS GOOD LUCK MIKE RALPH

Think these guys just try to get onto this thread!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on October 18, 2008, 08:59:25 PM
DAMN! Sounds like a fun night in Kapunda!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on October 21, 2008, 01:38:56 PM
Sounds like it's actually ralph wiggum.
Miss hoover I ate all my glue...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on October 24, 2008, 03:45:16 PM
1930341   16:00:21   24-10-08   SOSB: PAGER TEST. Please SMS or call LT1 ********** to confirm receipt. First one in gets an Iced Coffee. Have a great weekend >24/10/2008 16:00 CFS State Ops Support Brigade

Nice way to get the people to call in. Have a reward!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 24, 2008, 04:00:30 PM
1929549 15:58:42 24-10-08 Watch out for the Gorilla DEH Southern Lofty Fire Crew

Dont tell me a gorilla escaped from the Adelaide Zoo  :roll: :lol:
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Post by: CFS_Firey on October 24, 2008, 05:50:10 PM
A gorilla escaped from the Adelaide Zoo.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 24, 2008, 06:31:04 PM
I wonder if it was King Kong or Donkey Kong that escaped  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on October 25, 2008, 06:13:29 AM
OMG....as long as it was not SMOKEY.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 25, 2008, 12:18:59 PM
Isn't Smokey a Koala? . . .
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on October 28, 2008, 03:13:12 PM
1929549 15:58:42 24-10-08 Watch out for the Gorilla DEH Southern Lofty Fire Crew

Dont tell me a gorilla escaped from the Adelaide Zoo  :roll: :lol:

1915807   15:30:47   28-10-08   Test message only please let Chris know if you have received this Gerry Watch out for the Gorilla DEH KI Regional Group

it seems gorillas can swim??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on October 29, 2008, 11:20:12 PM
1915525 22:48:33 29-10-08 Gave petrol money and 5 for that burger from work smoker and chips i didnt expect to have to buy u drinks as well dont care if u dont wanna hear this but i have done nothing wrong...  :? sounds like someone is in trouble
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on October 30, 2008, 04:40:56 AM
have noticed a lot of messages like that of late.  some of them a bit personal.  i guess they dont know the existance of pdw?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 30, 2008, 01:21:54 PM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on October 30, 2008, 02:23:49 PM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?

global ridicule  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on October 30, 2008, 04:13:12 PM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?

meh....if they are dumb enough to broadcast their personal message on a public system that is there own fault.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hair on October 30, 2008, 06:47:51 PM
18:15:24   30-10-08   CAN EVERYONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW OF THEIR AVAILABILITY FOR THIS WEEKEND ASAP DUE TO NUMEROUS PEOPLE BEING AWAY. CAMERON 04******* CFS Compton Info

Sorry Cameron, unable to assist. YP too far away :evil: :evil: :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on October 30, 2008, 06:53:25 PM
Thanks for letting me know
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on October 31, 2008, 04:19:18 PM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?

meh....if they are dumb enough to broadcast their personal message on a public system that is there own fault.

This is where I disagree Cam.

Its only 'public' because people have programs like the pager feeds.. - When the person sent it, I have a feeling it only went to one person.. Hence a private message..

If (extreme case) people had a phone feed, and could listen to our calls, would it be our own fault if we said something about someone and it was put up on the nearest forum??

Soon I wont be able to go to the bathroom without it being on the next forum I log onto..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Cameron Yelland on October 31, 2008, 08:15:22 PM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?

meh....if they are dumb enough to broadcast their personal message on a public system that is there own fault.

This is where I disagree Cam.

Its only 'public' because people have programs like the pager feeds.. - When the person sent it, I have a feeling it only went to one person.. Hence a private message..

If (extreme case) people had a phone feed, and could listen to our calls, would it be our own fault if we said something about someone and it was put up on the nearest forum??

Soon I wont be able to go to the bathroom without it being on the next forum I log onto..

On the other hand, the system isnt designed to be used for personal messages of this type.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on October 31, 2008, 09:09:52 PM
Not to mention that the taxpayers are paying for each message...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on November 01, 2008, 08:53:34 AM
Maybe the pager messages should come with a disclaimer - do not re-produce on safirefighter?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 01, 2008, 09:55:09 AM
Personal, yet re-produced on a forum.. Hmmm.. Logic?

meh....if they are dumb enough to broadcast their personal message on a public system that is there own fault.

This is where I disagree Cam.

Its only 'public' because people have programs like the pager feeds.. - When the person sent it, I have a feeling it only went to one person.. Hence a private message..

If (extreme case) people had a phone feed, and could listen to our calls, would it be our own fault if we said something about someone and it was put up on the nearest forum??

Soon I wont be able to go to the bathroom without it being on the next forum I log onto..

On the other hand, the system isnt designed to be used for personal messages of this type.

Again, it was a personal message..

I don't think any one has issues with the funny brigade messages that go to 45 people, or the response message "funnies" that the wrong brigade gets, or a funny message a crew gets while working.. - But individual private messages, are a different story..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on November 01, 2008, 10:36:08 AM
Not to mention that the taxpayers are paying for each message...

Not all agencies. I have been advised that SES pay per pager per month. Not per message.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on November 01, 2008, 11:27:05 AM
Here is a thought, someone is taking the mickey  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on November 01, 2008, 12:40:48 PM
public message (private or not)...public forum....publicly owned.... dont want it to appear, then the owner/recipient can message the website owner and get their particular pager removed from the list...otherwise....stiff scheiße, we all get a laugh
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Dave O on November 01, 2008, 03:37:04 PM
1924962 13:36:26 01-11-08 AL81 Cat2 Cnr Lonsdale Rd, Sheidow Park 164 H16 SAAS Road Crash Research

15:36:24 01-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC040 01/11/08 15:36,RESPOND RCR,INTERSECTION LONSDALE HWY & THE COVE RD,HALLETT COVE MAP 164 C 13 TG182,,BLP211 MFS Beulah Park 211 Response

Any idea what happened here? Long drive for 211
And big time difference...

 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 01, 2008, 03:41:04 PM
it was probably in 42's area.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on November 01, 2008, 05:33:12 PM
my guess is that it is a test page for 211. if you look, above and below the saas page, there is inc039 and inc041.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 01, 2008, 06:36:47 PM
They were having issues with their MDT's today and were sending voice request messages etc :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 02, 2008, 04:01:23 PM
public message (private or not)...public forum....publicly owned.... dont want it to appear, then the owner/recipient can message the website owner and get their particular pager removed from the list...otherwise....stiff filtered, we all get a laugh

Remember that, if you ever have a message appear (publically) that was personal.. - Thats all I have to say on my opinion of 'Personal Pager Messages', before this gets dragged off topic.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on November 02, 2008, 06:20:56 PM
public message (private or not)...public forum....publicly owned.... dont want it to appear, then the owner/recipient can message the website owner and get their particular pager removed from the list...otherwise....stiff filtered, we all get a laugh

Remember that, if you ever have a message appear (publically) that was personal.. - Thats all I have to say on my opinion of 'Personal Pager Messages', before this gets dragged off topic.

which website did it appear on (apart from this forum)?  cos I didn't see it on the sacfs.org one.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firefrog on November 03, 2008, 01:13:07 PM
There is no place here for personal information. General information that is found on the internet is allowed providing it in no way identifies a person or persons and is not specific to a personal situation.

Use common sense and post only general service related messages.

If we can't be sensible no paging will be discussed on this site.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on November 04, 2008, 07:10:16 PM
1908910 16:34:28 04-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC040 04/11/08 16:33,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,MEADOWS CFS,MEADOWS MAP 0 0 0 TG128,MEADOWS TO GOOLWA RD,SECOND DRIVEWAY PAS,T CHURCH,SAIR55 MDWS19 ASHB00 CFS Meadows Response

always good to be invited to a fire at your place...lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 07, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC065 07/11/08 14:22,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,WENZEL RD,OAKBANK MAP 148 F 8 TG140,LIQUID CHLORINE POURED INTO DRUM OF SULP,HURIC ACID BY ACCIDENT, FUMES APPARENT,,ASSIST OAKBANK,STRL28
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 07, 2008, 06:25:43 PM
And the amusing part of that message is...?

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 07, 2008, 06:31:58 PM
yea i agree pip.....whats so funny about that......???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 07, 2008, 08:27:43 PM
Might have something to do with the chemicals involved....
Mixing these types of chemicals cause a bad reaction in case you didn't realise
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 07, 2008, 11:19:23 PM
overall, it was deemed safe, vaugely got told the person who reported the incident wasnt entirely sure what was combined, and what actually was being handled.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on November 08, 2008, 07:39:40 AM
And the amusing part of that message is...?

Pip
interesting....maybe.....amusing - no.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 08, 2008, 08:19:31 AM
And the amusing part of that message is...?

Pip
interesting....maybe.....amusing - no.

Got it in one!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 08, 2008, 11:40:38 AM
Moving along...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 08, 2008, 03:08:31 PM
Might have something to do with the chemicals involved....
Mixing these types of chemicals cause a bad reaction in case you didn't realise

I'm well aware of the chemistry involved.... I am entitled to put the letters "BSc" after my name...I don't normally bother tho'    :wink:  :-D

As for the amusing bit about it this job, ( if you look at it that way) was that the people involved weren't sure if they'd added a small amount of water to the Sulphuric acid, of a chlorine based product (I'm guessing a hypochlorite solution, but the container was not labelled correctly, and I don't know the full outcome of the tests done.

Pip  BSc
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on November 08, 2008, 04:26:39 PM
Pip, I also am entitled to put letters after my name, but I think most people ars aware of my qualifications.

Cheers Jaff  BSA  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on November 08, 2008, 05:44:42 PM
I thought the ammusing part was the standard Hazmat response being cocked up as per usual ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 08, 2008, 05:52:14 PM
I thought the ammusing part was the standard Hazmat response being cocked up as per usual ;)

Yawn.. :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 08, 2008, 08:08:55 PM
Hey craig... Can you find me cos i found you =P SES Edinburgh Info


PEEK A BOO!!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fridgemagnet on November 10, 2008, 03:04:59 PM
We as emergency service worker (volunteer or paid) we provide our communities with a range of services like this one from Peterborough in the mid north

15:31:37 10-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC047 10/11/08 15:31,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MAIN ST,PETERBOROUGH MAP 0 0 0 TG194,3 KITTENS STUCK ON ROOF AND CAT STUCK IN,DRAIN - CALL FROM FOODLAND - STORE NEXT,TO THEM,PBR559 MFS Peterborough Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 10, 2008, 03:16:12 PM
Whats your point??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 10, 2008, 03:48:06 PM
wow
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 11, 2008, 06:02:59 PM
Im sure FM was pointing out it was an ammusing message, and that emergency services respond to a vast number of incident types..

- Need to reduce the lynching parties guys!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 11, 2008, 07:07:57 PM
Was just curious as it seemed a vague comment no malice involved :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 12, 2008, 08:51:41 AM
10:16:18 12-11-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  CFS: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 583 & 584 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, BALHANNAH, 253 DEGREES, 904 KMS  FROM WAB. INC NO < 12/11/2008 10:16:04 PM

I didn't think it was that far from Woodside Air Base to Balhannah!!   :evil:

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 12, 2008, 09:06:35 AM
10:16:18 12-11-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  CFS: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 583 & 584 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, BALHANNAH, 253 DEGREES, 904 KMS  FROM WAB. INC NO < 12/11/2008 10:16:04 PM

I didn't think it was that far from Woodside Air Base to Balhannah!!   :evil:

Pip

That was a classic and they got there real quick too :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on November 12, 2008, 09:09:22 AM
09:32:11 12-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 12/11/08 09:30,RESPOND Tree Down,<incident address> <map ref>,P2 - TREE LOPPER HAS HAD EQUIPMENT FAILU,RE, TREE TOP SUSPENDED OVER HOUSE AND CA,R PARK - <name> <phone number>,WAD020 SES Western Adelaide Response

I can imagine the tree lopper saying "Uh oh... what the f*$# do we do now"..and approaching the home owner & starting the conversation with " Sorry but we have a little problem here......"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 12, 2008, 09:24:10 AM
10:16:18 12-11-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  CFS: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 583 & 584 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, BALHANNAH, 253 DEGREES, 904 KMS  FROM WAB. INC NO < 12/11/2008 10:16:04 PM

I didn't think it was that far from Woodside Air Base to Balhannah!!   :evil:

Pip

Didnt you hear about the Blackhole between Woodside and Balhannah?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 12, 2008, 09:29:09 AM
09:32:11 12-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 12/11/08 09:30,RESPOND Tree Down,<incident address> <map ref>,P2 - TREE LOPPER HAS HAD EQUIPMENT FAILU,RE, TREE TOP SUSPENDED OVER HOUSE AND CA,R PARK - <name> <phone number>,WAD020 SES Western Adelaide Response

I can imagine the tree lopper saying "Uh oh... what the f*$# do we do now"..and approaching the home owner & starting the conversation with " Sorry but we have a little problem here......"

Respond the Bronto problem solvered but then Western Adelaide has a cherry picker :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 12, 2008, 09:38:15 AM
STOCK CALL RECEIVED CFS Carey Gully Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on November 12, 2008, 11:28:33 AM
STOCK CALL RECEIVED CFS Carey Gully Response


Calling all cows, calling all cows! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on November 12, 2008, 08:19:01 PM
21:39:05   12-11-08   MFS: *CFSRES INC113 12/11/08 21:38,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,LOCK ,LOCK MAP 0 0 0 TG011,,SAIR55 GLO441

Did someone say Road Trip!!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 12, 2008, 08:43:27 PM
SHOT GUN SPARE SEAT.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on November 12, 2008, 09:42:11 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC103 12/11/08 20:25,RESPOND To,LOBETHAL RD,NORTON SUMMIT MAP 121 G 10 TG126,REQUIRED TO ASSIST NORTON SUMMIT AT OIL, SPILL WITH SOAKER ROLL,OUTSIDE NORTON CFS STATION,SUMM00

Wow, a new piece of equipment to carry on the appliance....!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 14, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC058 14/11/08 14:19,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,WOMMA RD,ELIZABETH WEST MAP 51 K 6 TG182,OUT FRONT U-PULL IT,ELZ331

The poor bugger may of been going there to pick something up but now instaed may be dropping something of! :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 15, 2008, 02:13:56 AM
U-Pull-It  FTW!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 15, 2008, 06:55:51 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 15/11/08 19:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,KINGSCOTE ,KINGSCOTE MAP 0 0 0 TG130,SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER 6KMS FROM,KINGSTON GOING TO ROBE.MAI SOUTH EASTERN,ROAD. NIL TRAPPED,KIS029 KNGC00 CFS Kingscote Response


hope the ferry was in  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 16, 2008, 12:28:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC046 16/11/08 12:39,RESPOND Assist Resident,COOMBE ST,BERRI MAP 0 0 0,BRIAN OLSEN [Phone Number] KEYS STUCK UP TR,EE ACROSS FROM POOL,BRI029

[Mod note - Removed phone number]
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on November 17, 2008, 07:09:56 AM
So thats where i went wrong when a student threw my keys up a tree (by mistake). I should have called the SES. Heres me with two plastic football goals and a length of rope to effect the rescue.

Should have just dialled 000
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on November 17, 2008, 08:03:27 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 15/11/08 19:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,KINGSCOTE ,KINGSCOTE MAP 0 0 0 TG130,SINGLE VEHICLE ROLLOVER 6KMS FROM,KINGSTON GOING TO ROBE.MAI SOUTH EASTERN,ROAD. NIL TRAPPED,KIS029 KNGC00 CFS Kingscote Response


hope the ferry was in  :-D

Sigh.... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 20, 2008, 09:34:45 AM
HI GUTS JUST A REMINDER TRAINING THIS SUNDAY DRIVING PRACTICE AT FRANKS FROM 1000hr TO 1400 hr ALL MEMBERS WELCOME EVEN IF YOU DONT HOLD A TRUCK LIC WITH BBQ TO FOLLOW AT STATION CONTACT CAPT FOR ANY INFO. REGARDS MIKE 20/11/08 10:35:53 CFS Tailem Bend Info

HI ALL AGAIN THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO SAY "GUY'S" NOT GUTS SORRY YOUR LEXDICKSIC CAPTAIN 20/11/08 10:45:30 CFS Tailem Bend Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 21, 2008, 02:43:04 PM
LEXDICKSIC .. Classic..


Nice to see a Capt with a good SOH.   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 21, 2008, 07:00:14 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC087 21/11/08 20:11,RESPOND FUEL SPILLAGE,CHARLOTTE ST & CURTIS RD,SMITHFIELD MAP 42 C 10 TG182,MOTORBIKE LEAKING FUEL,ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331 Response


OH NO!!! How will they possibly contain it lol  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on November 22, 2008, 07:26:30 PM
1908961 19:14:11 22-11-08 REMINDER COMMUNITY PROTEST TOMORROW 1-3PM AT ALDINGA BAY RE THE CLOSURE OF VEHICLE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE BEACH ALDINGA TO SELLICKS - RICHARD K CFS Sellicks Info


nothing beats a good old fasion protest!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on November 22, 2008, 07:27:53 PM
1908961 18:00:15 22-11-08 DRIVER TRAINING FOR TOMORROW IS NOW POSTPONED FOR A LATER DATE - FROM CAPT CFS Sellicks Info

is that because of the protest???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 22, 2008, 07:49:09 PM
1908961 18:00:15 22-11-08 DRIVER TRAINING FOR TOMORROW IS NOW POSTPONED FOR A LATER DATE - FROM CAPT CFS Sellicks Info

is that because of the protest???

OFF ROAD DRIVING WITH SELLICKS TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELLED DUE TO WEATHER CFS Aldinga Info    :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on November 23, 2008, 09:56:08 AM
Sounds like the protest won,but they could have done the driver training while at the protest.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 24, 2008, 09:30:22 AM
10:31:26   24-11-08   MFS: FROM 2090 LOCKER OPEN ON APPLIANCE MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

the joy's of roller lockers,  anyone had any interesting experiences with open lockers...and mishaps??

wonder if there could be a technology to be able to signal to the driver that all lockers are closed and secure (similar to the new style Light Towers)

admititly quite recently ive had to chase after a appliance and shout at someone with a radio to stop a driver who was driving away lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 24, 2008, 09:40:29 AM
10:31:26   24-11-08   MFS: FROM 2090 LOCKER OPEN ON APPLIANCE MFS Elizabeth 332 Response

I think this may only be a test message because as you may have not noticed, this happened to 331 aswell a few minutes before. Aswell as recieving this message from the comms bus. Elizabeth were called to an incident after this message so unless 2090 is in their area, i think it may only be a test. :wink: 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 24, 2008, 09:49:55 AM
meh...its the point of accidently leaving open or inadvertinly driving off without checking the lockers that was bringing up ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on November 24, 2008, 10:00:42 AM
meh...its the point of accidently leaving open or inadvertinly driving off without checking the lockers that was bringing up ;)

Yes, technology is there, and in operation.. However is a discussion for its own thread. :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 25, 2008, 07:48:33 AM
1928012 09:01:22 25-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC015 25/11/08 08:53,RESPOND Rescue Animal,OLD STURT HWY,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0,P4 CAT 8M UP TREE NEXT DOOR TO KARGAS PH,******* MOB *** *** ****,BMA029 SES East Region


*Sigh* curiosity never seems to kill the cat  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 29, 2008, 09:28:45 PM
1908073 16:33:39 29-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC053 29/11/08 16:32,RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY,LIVERPOOL RD,GOOLWA NORTH MAP 308 C 3,VEHICLE BOGGED ON BEACH RAA UNABLE TO HE,LP PH JAMES 0402 641 532,STH029

Gotta love idiots who thinks its great fun to drive in the river. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on November 30, 2008, 09:40:31 PM
1908073 16:33:39 29-11-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC053 29/11/08 16:32,RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY,LIVERPOOL RD,GOOLWA NORTH MAP 308 C 3,VEHICLE BOGGED ON BEACH RAA UNABLE TO HE,LP PH JAMES 0402 641 532,STH029

Gotta love idiots who thinks its great fun to drive in the river. :-D

Welllllll.... it's no problem over at Clayton. In fact, it's a long way from the end of the ramp to the water. This was March.  Even further now.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 01, 2008, 05:43:32 AM
I wouldnt drive on that Alan, the 'solid' surface is only abaout 2cm thick.... turns to never ending sludge/silt after that!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 01, 2008, 07:42:20 AM
Exactly people see all the sand and think its safe to drive on.

At the moment we have little or no access to water on Hindmarsh island as the water is anything from 100-300m from the shore, hydrants are only for the first 1km of road and in the marina so any fire further down is a concern.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on December 02, 2008, 06:37:09 AM
1919074 00:55:25 02-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC003 02/12/08 00:54,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,378 FINDON RD,KIDMAN PARK MAP 116 L 1 TG182,BAR MOO OINK,ADL205 41 WDV243 WDV249 BPK451
MFS CAR 40 

got the whole menagerie here.... mebbe a quiet night in comms  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jase! on December 02, 2008, 08:20:49 AM
1919074 00:55:25 02-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC003 02/12/08 00:54,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,378 FINDON RD,KIDMAN PARK MAP 116 L 1 TG182,BAR MOO OINK,ADL205 41 WDV243 WDV249 BPK451
MFS CAR 40 

got the whole menagerie here.... mebbe a quiet night in comms  :-)

Bar Moo Oink is the name of a wholesale butcher on Findon Road.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 02, 2008, 08:52:16 AM
must do sheep, cows and pigs ey?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 02, 2008, 09:06:09 AM
1919074 00:55:25 02-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC003 02/12/08 00:54,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,378 FINDON RD,KIDMAN PARK MAP 116 L 1 TG182,BAR MOO OINK,ADL205 41 WDV243 WDV249 BPK451
MFS CAR 40 

got the whole menagerie here.... mebbe a quiet night in comms  :-)

Bar Moo Oink is the name of a wholesale butcher on Findon Road.


Barbequed and smoked meats a speciality!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on December 02, 2008, 10:15:34 AM
1919074 00:55:25 02-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC003 02/12/08 00:54,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,378 FINDON RD,KIDMAN PARK MAP 116 L 1 TG182,BAR MOO OINK,ADL205 41 WDV243 WDV249 BPK451
MFS CAR 40 

got the whole menagerie here.... mebbe a quiet night in comms  :-)

Bar Moo Oink is the name of a wholesale butcher on Findon Road.


Barbequed and smoked meats a speciality!

its that soapy residue that puts people off
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 03, 2008, 07:58:58 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC009 03/12/08 04:54,RESPOND Assist Police,ELIZABETH NORTH SHOPPING CENTRE,WOODFORD RD,ELIZABETH NORTH MAP 52 B 6 TG182,ASSIST WITH LADDERS FOR SAPOL TO GET,OFFENDERS OFF ROOF OF SHOPPING CENTRE,ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on December 03, 2008, 03:56:35 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC009 03/12/08 04:54,RESPOND Assist Police,ELIZABETH NORTH SHOPPING CENTRE,WOODFORD RD,ELIZABETH NORTH MAP 52 B 6 TG182,ASSIST WITH LADDERS FOR SAPOL TO GET,OFFENDERS OFF ROOF OF SHOPPING CENTRE,ELZ331

meh..smoke em out.....

they won't stay on a hot roof for long.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on December 03, 2008, 05:04:36 PM
1908977 17:45:52 03-12-08 HAPPY VALLEY *STOP CALL* LOOKING FOR 4 PEOPLE TO SHOW DEH HOW TO MOP UP RING STN ASAP AS WISH TO LEAVE ASAP CAPT - H/V STATION 3/12/2008 5:45:06 PM CFS Happy Valley Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on December 03, 2008, 05:12:32 PM

So life is normal then? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on December 03, 2008, 05:27:47 PM
I wouldnt drive on that Alan, the 'solid' surface is only abaout 2cm thick.... turns to never ending sludge/silt after that!!


I did drive on that Mike.  Launching and retrieving.
The sand at Clayton Bay at the boat ramp & swimming beach (sunbaking area now) is quite solid. 
Definitely Not True for many/most other sections of the Lake's new "beaches" though.

cheers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 03, 2008, 06:33:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 03/12/08 16:00,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,CHIVEL RD,ANGLE VALE MAP 30 P 9 TG102,NEXT TO NUMBER 8,DALK19 VIRG19

I guess it must be at number 7 or 9!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 03, 2008, 07:09:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 03/12/08 16:00,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,CHIVEL RD,ANGLE VALE MAP 30 P 9 TG102,NEXT TO NUMBER 8,DALK19 VIRG19

I guess it must be at number 7 or 9!

I guess it must be across the road with the other even numbered houses
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 03, 2008, 07:57:30 PM
Just look for the house with smoke coming out of it and the home owner attacking the fire with a garden hose  :lol: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 04, 2008, 08:21:45 PM
1909125 19:22:18 04-12-08 WILLIAMSTOWN 24P BACK AT STATION AND OPERATIONAL FROM LES CFS Williamstown Info

1909125 19:24:03 04-12-08 DID NOT KNOW WILLIAMSTOWN 24P HAD LEFT STATION & WAS NOT OPERATIONAL. THANK - YOU. NEVILLE 04** *** ***.4/12/2008 19:22:46 PM CFS Williamstown Info

its funny when the left hand does not talk to to the right!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 04, 2008, 08:43:22 PM
I think that is the Captain of Lyndoch cracking a scheiße at Williamstown.

Honeslty who cares if you've been notified or not as long as proper response procedures are undertaken if something does go down.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 05, 2008, 07:00:20 AM
i agree, wouldnt careless if any of my local or neighbour appliances were out of station,  just as long as they can still report back to station and respond.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on December 05, 2008, 07:31:19 AM
I would consider it a courtesy.

If you couldnt be bothered telling me its broken, why do i need to know its fixed?
Your much better giving people all the info, or none of it. (either way someone will still complain!)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 05, 2008, 07:55:27 AM
Maybe it was for the groupy, so that they would know of the operational readiness capacity- BA maybe? or daytime capacity? or whether to default another brigade if the depleted brigade is paged? or who really cares :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 10, 2008, 07:48:42 PM
1909124 21:06:39 10-12-08 ANY VOLUNTEERS AVAILABLE FOR FRIDAY POSSIBLE STRIKE TEAM DEPLOYMENT OF SPRINGTON 24 TO SWAN REACH RING GRANT ON XXXXXXXXXX CFS Springton Info

Someone predicting a major incident?   :-o  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 10, 2008, 07:50:40 PM
that fire was yesterday....aint it mopped up already?! lol

heard it was around 7 hectares....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 10, 2008, 07:51:25 PM
that fire was yesterday....aint it mopped up already?! lol

No, that particular fire is going to be on Friday...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 11, 2008, 02:43:38 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC049 11/12/08 15:57,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,SWAN REACH CFS,SWAN REACH MAP 0 0 0 TG207,NEAR LYN OTTOS PROPERTY, UNABLE TO GET,THROUGH AN PHONE- CALL IN FOR MORE INFO,SAIR55 SWAN00 CFS Swan Reach Response


Hang on hang on a minute its only thurs isn it..someones jumped the gun
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 11, 2008, 05:19:21 PM
Let the betting start....will it or not happen tommorow.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 11, 2008, 08:15:29 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC078 11/12/08 21:35,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,WILLIAMS ST,WHYALLA MAP 0 0 0,DEEP BLU AQUAI% PET SUPPLIES ENTERING TO, STORE PAUL ********* P3 NUMBER 2,WHY020 SES Whyalla Response



hehehehe  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 11, 2008, 08:27:17 PM
I wonder if the lil gold fishies are trying to escape  :-D :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on December 13, 2008, 01:09:43 PM
cfsres: Here pager pager pager......... Where are you little pager.... STR SES  SES Strathalbyn


hahahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 14, 2008, 08:55:15 AM
If anyone knows where the battery charger has gone from 24. I suggest it is returned to the station Immediatley - SEAFORD STATION CFS Seaford Info

If anyone knows where the Stations blower is please call the station - SEAFORD STATION CFS Seaford Info

Bugger Just When Someone thought they would get some jobs done on the weekend at home lol   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on December 14, 2008, 12:40:38 PM
hope it was not the truck charger....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pixie on December 17, 2008, 04:39:00 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC057 17/12/08 17:53,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,19 COPELAND AV,LOBETHAL MAP 113 B 16 TG140,PUFFS OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE CAVITY,LOBE19

Someone forgot to check the Xmas lights...

Although, not sure which cavity... :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 17, 2008, 04:49:04 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC057 17/12/08 17:53,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,19 COPELAND AV,LOBETHAL MAP 113 B 16 TG140,PUFFS OF SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE CAVITY,LOBE19

Someone forgot to check the Xmas lights...

Although, not sure which cavity... :?

all i can do about that job is roll my eyes from what im hearing lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 18, 2008, 07:58:46 PM
1908991 14:26:00 18-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC034 18/12/08 14:25,RESPOND Assist Resident,10 YARRABEE RD,GREENHILL MAP 132 G 6 TG126,PET PARROT,BURN19 CFS Lofty Group Officers Response

'S.O.S Polly needs help... whistles'

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on December 20, 2008, 08:47:42 PM
Anyone with info on the whereabouts of all the BBQ gas bottles, pls contact stn immediately
 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on December 20, 2008, 11:52:52 PM
1909193   17:37:58   20-12-08   STOP FOR CURRENT INCIDENT 1 RUBBISH FIRE EXTINGUISH BY CFS SAFEHOLE HAVE BEEN DISPATCHED TO INCIDENT BUT HAVE NOT ARRIVED DK24 HAS RETURNED TO STATION DK14 AWAITING FOR POLICE ARRIVAL THEN WILL BE RETURNING TO STATION SIGN CFS Dalkeith Info

can't half tell the new paging operators are interstate (Melb)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on December 21, 2008, 08:34:46 AM
Or this.
WILLIAMSTOWN 24P MOBILE TO MOUNT CRAWFORD FOR FIRE CUPPA
Must make them hot up there.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 21, 2008, 05:07:21 PM
Training will be how to operate and use a BBQ - Xmas BBQ tea tom night. BYO Drinks - normal time, normal place - Michael CFS Sheaoak Log Info

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 21, 2008, 08:21:47 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC069 21/12/08 20:50,RESPOND RESCUE HEIGHTS,4 MONACO BVD,SELLICKS BEACH MAP 227 K 15,PERSON STUCK DOWN RAVINE AFTER TRYING TO, RUN FROM POLICE AFTER CAR ROLL OVER,NOA029
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on December 21, 2008, 08:49:26 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC069 21/12/08 20:50,RESPOND RESCUE HEIGHTS,4 MONACO BVD,SELLICKS BEACH MAP 227 K 15,PERSON STUCK DOWN RAVINE AFTER TRYING TO, RUN FROM POLICE AFTER CAR ROLL OVER,NOA029


now let's see the  **(edited)***  run (#edited by Moderator - Language#)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on December 22, 2008, 09:30:51 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC069 21/12/08 20:50,RESPOND RESCUE HEIGHTS,4 MONACO BVD,SELLICKS BEACH MAP 227 K 15,PERSON STUCK DOWN RAVINE AFTER TRYING TO, RUN FROM POLICE AFTER CAR ROLL OVER,NOA029
now let's see the  **(edited)***  run (#edited by Moderator - Language#)

At least he will be fully trussed with a harness or stretcher when he is delivered to SAPOL at the top...   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 22, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
FYI: Food Handling Course has been added to training tonight as well as BBQ training. Remember to BYO drinks - see you there - Michael CFS Sheaoak Log Info


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 24, 2008, 07:40:59 PM
Transit approved for sleigh and reindeer from 1930 to 0430 hrs as per flight plan. Approval granted for multiple landing areas as desired. Fine weather forecast, no snow expected. Merry Xmas! - ADL Airport Tower. CFS East Torrens Group Info

MEMBER EXERCISE CAUTION POSSIBILITY YOU MAY BE KIDNAPPED. RUMOUR HAS IT THAT A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WISHED FOR A CUTE FIRE FIGHTER THIS YEAR. CFS East Torrens Group Info

 :lol:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on December 24, 2008, 07:47:02 PM
standby for gross misuse of the paging system...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 24, 2008, 07:53:04 PM
id be sick of it if i was in east torrens group...funny for start but wuld get annoying
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on December 24, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
we only got 2 messages, If this is gross misuse of the paging system i think you might need to get a sense of humor and some Christmas spirit. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on December 24, 2008, 08:23:55 PM
You got two messages.. look across the rest of the system.

Its a paging network for the emergency services, and other users. We've talked about it before i think, cant remember if we decided if there was acost or not??

Anyway, all i know is i get fed up with people sending messages day and night, when its not necessary. Not everyone loves there pager going off all the time.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 24, 2008, 10:54:48 PM
You got two messages.. look across the rest of the system.

Its a paging network for the emergency services, and other users. We've talked about it before i think, cant remember if we decided if there was acost or not??

Anyway, all i know is i get fed up with people sending messages day and night, when its not necessary. Not everyone loves there pager going off all the time.

Yes there is a cost, its bourne by every volunteer and their family each time they selflessly give their time for the benefit of the local community and the state!

Perhaps you havent noticed all those cards and people wishing everyone "Merry Xmas" its a feel good, fun time of the year, try to enjoy it,....... go on I dare ya! :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 25, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
1909195 11:27:50 25-12-08 WISHING EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A JOYFUL DAY LOVE SANTA. CFS Salisbury Info


even santa himself is sending messages now!!! :-o :-o :-o
now which on of you grouchs wants to tell him off (he will remember next year!!!!)


marry christmas all
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on December 25, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
Port Elliot; Santa slammed a stobie, 21 Mason St Pt Elliot. Respond for tasking to assist with deliveries. Sleigh written off, Reindeer confussed. (Merry Xmas all)CFS Port Elliot Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Baxter on December 25, 2008, 05:28:28 PM
You got two messages.. look across the rest of the system.

Its a paging network for the emergency services, and other users. We've talked about it before i think, cant remember if we decided if there was acost or not??

Anyway, all i know is i get fed up with people sending messages day and night, when its not necessary. Not everyone loves there pager going off all the time.

I love when my pager goes off every week with the words "test page"  :-P not but with a season greetings done by Brigades / Groups / Units.

So ligthen up it is the season to be jolly and think of  all the kids that a message like can bring to them and what it means to volunteers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on December 27, 2008, 05:20:33 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC013 27/12/08 02:42,RESPOND Assist Police,LIVERPOOL ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,LADDERS REQ. TO ASSIST REMOVING PERSONS,FROM ROOF WESTPAC BANK CNR MORTLOCK,PLI549 MFS Pt Lincoln Response

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 29, 2008, 09:10:51 PM
1908852 16:44:11 28-12-08 CFS: SIG INC: FYI: BURNSIDE AND TEA TREE GULLY BRIGADES ASSISTING MFS WITH CHANGE OF QUARTERS TO GOLDEN GROVE AND GLEN OSMOND - DSC MILLER > 28/12/2008 16:44:01 PM CFS HQ Info

1909187 16:45:11 28-12-08 From Region 2 Duty Officer Tea Tree Gully change of quarters to Golden Grove Station Group Officer CFS Para Group Officers Response


then this

1909003 16:57:22 28-12-08 BURN: FOR INFO WE ARE CHANGE OF QUARTERS FOR SAMFS AT THE MOMENT DUE TO A 3RD ALARM. ANYONE AVAIL ATTD STATION. SOMEONE JUST FORGOT TO TELL US... CFS Burnside Info



 :-o :-o :-o :? :? :? ooops i think someone stuffed up  :? :-D :-( :-o


is it normal for things to happen in this order??

other then burnside not getting paged that is
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on December 30, 2008, 11:07:52 AM
is it normal for things to happen in this order??

apart from the obvious cockups, I am not sure why 2 brigades COQ warrants a SIGINC page either
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 30, 2008, 11:15:20 AM
yeah. its not, that significant.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on December 30, 2008, 01:10:52 PM
is it normal for things to happen in this order??

apart from the obvious cockups, I am not sure why 2 brigades COQ warrants a SIGINC page either



Im not sure why half the SIGINCs have been sent lately... ie; $80,000 housefires, shedfires etc... the requirements for a SIGINC are set out clearly  enough in SOPs.

MFS are allowed to call up to three CFS brigades for change of quarters before havign to even speak to the CFS, they should just be paged by Adelaide Fire. So not sure what happened there... all looks very strange on face value though.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 30, 2008, 03:00:16 PM
What are the SOP's for a SIGINC page to be sent out
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 30, 2008, 03:41:32 PM
1908931 13:31:45 30-12-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC025 30/12/08 13:31,RESPOND To,AMERICAN BEACH HILL RD PENNESHAW ,PENNESHAW MAP 0 0 0 TG130,TRUCK BROKEN DOWN TRAFFIC HAZARD,PENN00 CFS KI Group Officers Response

we will get responded to anything these days

isant this a job for sapol :? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on December 30, 2008, 04:12:35 PM
SAPOL are pretty light on for staff out here in the country areas. Makes sense for CFS/SES to be used for traffic control rather than drain sapol resources from long distances for such a task.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 30, 2008, 04:27:41 PM
CFS will slowly get into more First Responding for SAAS in the short term future i can see, with more and more brigades investing in Defibs, better First aid kits and Oxygen, makes sense.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on December 30, 2008, 05:57:52 PM
Quote
CFS will slowly get into more First Responding for SAAS in the short term future i can see, with more and more brigades investing in Defibs, better First aid kits and Oxygen, makes sense

Hmmm that sounds interesting i wonder when they will start kitting out trucks  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 30, 2008, 07:52:52 PM
its up to each own group/brigade at the moment to assess weather or not its needed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 30, 2008, 09:45:02 PM
its up to each own group/brigade at the moment to assess weather or not its needed.


Its really not worth it Zippy, unless someone is planning on having an accident and requiring the correct equipment, being on hand to help!
Why would we as a service need that sort of equipment, having ageing mostly unfit firefighters involved in high stress firefighting or other activities on stinking hot days or slippery wet roads at accident scenes, I personaly dont see the need for it!
Next you will be asking for all appliances to have proper burn over protection, you kids of today want everything, why back in the good ol days we just died quietly  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 30, 2008, 10:23:46 PM
Quote
having ageing mostly unfit firefighters involved in high stress firefighting

hahaha...what if i say that is the primary use.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on December 31, 2008, 08:14:54 AM
What are the SOP's for a SIGINC page to be sent out

I've only got the 2006 version handy but it's SOP 3.8 in that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 31, 2008, 11:05:42 AM
Quote
having ageing mostly unfit firefighters involved in high stress firefighting

hahaha...what if i say that is the primary use.

Your sarcasm detector is broken by the looks of it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 31, 2008, 11:20:03 AM
mmm it is. the guys at mils tui are looking at it finally...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 31, 2008, 11:39:26 AM
standby for gross misuse of the paging system...


Brigades and Captains will probably now be "grossly miss-useing" the pager system once again, inviting members to adhoc new years eve get togethers and thanking members for their efforts in 2008 :-D aint it great!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 02, 2009, 02:01:53 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 02/01/09 10:53,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,BURDETT ST,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 P 6 TG182,BARK SMOULDERING IN PARK,SAIR55 ELZ331

MFS: *CFSRES INC033 02/01/09 13:29,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,FAIRFIELD RD,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 Q 5 TG182,RESPOND SMOULDERING BARK CHIPS SAME AS I,NC 022,SAIR55 ELZ331

MFS: *CFSRES INC036 02/01/09 15:12,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,36 BURGATE ST,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 Q 6 TG182,SMOKING BARK BEHIND SHOPS (AGAIN!!) REIG,NITION,SAIR55 ELZ331


get that 50mm out and drown it!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 02, 2009, 10:07:36 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 02/01/09 10:53,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,BURDETT ST,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 P 6 TG182,BARK SMOULDERING IN PARK,SAIR55 ELZ331

MFS: *CFSRES INC033 02/01/09 13:29,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,FAIRFIELD RD,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 Q 5 TG182,RESPOND SMOULDERING BARK CHIPS SAME AS I,NC 022,SAIR55 ELZ331

MFS: *CFSRES INC036 02/01/09 15:12,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,36 BURGATE ST,ELIZABETH GROVE MAP 61 Q 6 TG182,SMOKING BARK BEHIND SHOPS (AGAIN!!) REIG,NITION,SAIR55 ELZ331


get that 50mm out and drown it!!!!


Interesting how it's a different street each time but same incident???!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on January 03, 2009, 11:38:05 AM
get that 50mm out and drown it!!!!

For goodness sake, someone take away those kids' matches !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on January 03, 2009, 01:31:53 PM
get that 50mm out and drown it!!!!

For goodness sake, someone take away those kids' matches !

Or put the fire out properly.  :| :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on January 04, 2009, 12:10:19 AM
get that 50mm out and drown it!!!!

For goodness sake, someone take away those kids' matches !

Or put the fire out properly.  :| :-D

Or take the children out properly :evil: Lock and load people! :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 04, 2009, 07:32:57 AM
TBGCC: Would the person who left a jar of pickled onions in the Logistics vehicle please claim same from Tumby Control Centre. 4/01/2009 8:58:08 AM CFS Tumby Bay Group Info     :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 04, 2009, 11:18:25 AM
DEREK FROM BERRI POLICE CALLED AND HAS A KAYAK WITH A FEW GUYS FIRING CROSSBOWS AT RAL RAL CREEK AT JANE ELIZA. SES Renmark Response


HOLY FILTERED!!   :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on January 04, 2009, 11:53:18 AM
Deliverance 09, bet you squeel real good fat boy :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on January 04, 2009, 04:16:52 PM
DEREK FROM BERRI POLICE CALLED AND HAS A KAYAK WITH A FEW GUYS FIRING CROSSBOWS AT RAL RAL CREEK AT JANE ELIZA. SES Renmark Response


HOLY FILTERED!!   :-o

carp fishing?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 13, 2009, 08:42:52 AM
Gumeracha 24 is not in service because of another cfs stuff up - KANGARILLA CAPTAIN 13/01/2009 9:59:04 AM CFS Kangarilla Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 13, 2009, 09:28:45 AM
Gumeracha 24 is not in service because of another cfs stuff up - KANGARILLA CAPTAIN 13/01/2009 9:59:04 AM CFS Kangarilla Info


Be advised that the replacement K24 has a water leak in the recirculation return line and is not operational. K34 is our only response appliance. - KANGARILLA STATION 1/13/2009 10:50:54 AM CFS Kangarilla Info

Not so happy i wouldn think
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on January 13, 2009, 09:50:06 AM
Interesting, that is the same water leak that it had when we gave that truck back to CFS in mid December. We actually offered to get it fixed, we even had it at the place ready to be done but CFS said don't worry about it because it is getting scrapped. It then got delivered back to the Angle Park workshops.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 13, 2009, 10:07:20 AM
seems like the fact is that nothing happens in I&L's behind the scene's except talk.

You have to prove ya point 110% before anything gets done...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 13, 2009, 11:56:23 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC043 13/01/09 13:17,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,PORT LINCOLN ,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,ROSA REQUIRED TO RESPOND PRIORITY ONE,PPI501 MFS Pt Pirie

433 km....Closest most appropriate appliance i think not..must be in MFS area..WHAT A JOKE!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 13, 2009, 12:25:03 PM
Its one truck not like its a strike team of pumpers or anything.

MFS could say the same for all the fires CFS get near their area and they aren't called
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on January 14, 2009, 08:10:31 PM
1908958 16:49:56 14-01-09 FYI: TRAINING TONIGHT - BEACH VOLLEYBALL/CRICKET. APPLIANCES TO LEAVE STN 1915 HRS SHARP - FROM BTO. CFS Aldinga Info

now thats a good training night!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 15, 2009, 08:56:11 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC014 15/01/09 10:13,RESPOND Fire Alarm,WAKEFIELDRD,ADELAIDE MAP 118 M 12 TG182,,ADL202 ADL204 ADL205 ADL203 ADL201 ADL206 ADL205 AD2015 MFS Stn 20

haha, priceless
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 15, 2009, 02:09:08 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC014 15/01/09 10:13,RESPOND Fire Alarm,WAKEFIELDRD,ADELAIDE MAP 118 M 12 TG182,,ADL202 ADL204 ADL205 ADL203 ADL201 ADL206 ADL205 AD2015 MFS Stn 20

haha, priceless

That means they have to drive all the appliances onto the apron until it's been cleared  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 15, 2009, 04:42:47 PM


That means they have to drive all the appliances onto the apron until it's been cleared  :lol:

does that mean u still get keys and codes?....and the pultenay relay to go round the block??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 15, 2009, 05:43:52 PM
No relays Mr Teddy [although i know it was tongue in cheek], however they do get keys. [That is, if it had actually been the station alarm.... This was just appliance MDT/MCT testing...

An alarm at the station would only be three pumps and one aerial ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 15, 2009, 05:56:04 PM
I think I missed something,....didn't the address read Wakefield Rd...if that is correct, then the call is not MFS HQ, as that is on Wakefield Street...   :?

Or did the wrong address get put in? 

Pip

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 15, 2009, 07:34:41 PM
The replacement Kangarilla 24P is off line until the water leak in the tank can be fixed. - KANGARILLA STATION 1/15/2009 8:49:24 PM CFS Kangarilla Info


THREE BROKEN TRUCKS LOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 15, 2009, 07:44:17 PM
The replacement Kangarilla 24P is off line until the water leak in the tank can be fixed. - KANGARILLA STATION 1/15/2009 8:49:24 PM CFS Kangarilla Info


THREE BROKEN TRUCKS LOL

Three for free :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 15, 2009, 07:48:10 PM
Fix em up, and hold them for ransom! nice Cattle Muster Fleet!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 15, 2009, 08:57:05 PM
address get put in? 

Pip



Check my post just above yours Pip, wasn't a call at all.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on January 19, 2009, 03:14:30 PM
1925059 16:29:33 19-01-09 fyi large fire at bridgewater it''s summer :-) SES Mt Barker Info  :-P

a men to that
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on January 19, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
Is it SUMMER!!!!


Gee, im glad they put that in there, I would have never guessed!..



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Baxter on January 20, 2009, 06:54:25 PM
1908932 19:48:44 20-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC078 20/01/09 19:49,RESPOND To,AMERICAN RIVER ,AMERICAN RIVER MAP 0 0 0 TG130,200M OFFSHORE AT AMERICAN RIVER HARBOUR,AMER00
CFS American River response

I wonder whats 200m off shore? Do we sing row, row, row your fire truck gently out to sea merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 20, 2009, 06:58:45 PM
REMINDER MONTHLY MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT AT 1930 AT R2HQ FROM ADMIN OFFICER CFS Pt MacDonnell Info

Nothin Like a nice Wed night drive  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 20, 2009, 07:32:31 PM
1908932 19:48:44 20-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC078 20/01/09 19:49,RESPOND To,AMERICAN RIVER ,AMERICAN RIVER MAP 0 0 0 TG130,200M OFFSHORE AT AMERICAN RIVER HARBOUR,AMER00
CFS American River response

I wonder whats 200m off shore? Do we sing row, row, row your fire truck gently out to sea merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream.

Boat Fire...lol  think it has to sink boys
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 21, 2009, 06:58:26 AM
1908932 19:48:44 20-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC078 20/01/09 19:49,RESPOND To,AMERICAN RIVER ,AMERICAN RIVER MAP 0 0 0 TG130,200M OFFSHORE AT AMERICAN RIVER HARBOUR,AMER00
CFS American River response

I wonder whats 200m off shore? Do we sing row, row, row your fire truck gently out to sea merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream.

fire aboard a sailing boat. 1 person with burns to chest and arms
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 21, 2009, 10:30:22 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 21/01/09 11:54,RESPOND Smoke in Area,BRADSHAW AV,CRAFERS MAP 145 H 7 TG126,SPEED CAMERA OPERATOR ON PICCADILLY RD C,RAFERS REPORTS SMOKE IN AREA OF THIS ST.,SAIR55 PCCY00


Finally...a Speed camera operator gets to possibly save the day!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 21, 2009, 10:53:56 AM
Nope....just dust near Stirling Golf Course......no fire.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on January 21, 2009, 11:00:57 AM
"speed camera operator saves the day"........ Mythbusted


"speed camera operators, revenue raisers in a different uniform".........Confirmed :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Dave O on January 21, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
17:57:34 21-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC049 21/01/09 17:57,RESPOND Smoke in Area,LINDSAY CT,MORPHETT VALE MAP 186 J 8 TG182,NEW STREET OPPOSITE THIS ADDRESS. SAPOL,UNABLE TO GIVE MORE SPECIFIC ADDRESS :(,SAIR55 CDN431 

Good to see the use of smileys entering the world of MFS Comms
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firegun on January 21, 2009, 07:08:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC018 21/01/09 06:51,RESPOND RCR,MT BENSON CFS,MT BENSON MAP 0 0 0 TG229,KINGSTON TO MILLICENT RD NEAR MT BENSON,CFS STATION TRUCK ROLLOVER,ROBE19 MBEN00

this message a bit misleading as, for those who know Mt. Benson CFS station is some 20 km from Kingston to Millicent road. Should have been the Biscut Flat station. The ambos went to the right station and eventually the CFS did as well. Fortunately no serious injuries although 1 trapped for a while.

i hope i have done this correctly as it is my first post on this site.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 21, 2009, 10:39:22 PM
You'd have to read the rest of the pager messages re that job...it would appear the the initial info given was incorrect - and that while the crash was near Biscuit Flat, the initial info was given as near Mt Benson......


As for the format of the message, that's a different issue.....!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 22, 2009, 08:16:30 AM
1909070 21:43:13 21-01-09 MFS: FOR YOUR INFO TODAY IS NOT TOTAL BAN FOR MOUNT LOFTY RANGES CFS Waitpinga Response


Ummm yeah it was wasn't it :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 22, 2009, 08:33:16 AM
No Total Fire ban in the Mt Lofty Ranges yesterday.

I'm guessing that the message relates to the call they were responded to - which sounded like a comfort fire.   Obviously different rules for a Total Fire Ban day, and Fire restrictions...

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 22, 2009, 09:19:44 AM
lol never mind got my days mixed up. was thinking yesterday was tuesday :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: COBB on January 22, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
1919407 18:46:50 22-01-09 JERVOIS 34 AND SLUM PORT CAR 2 AT MUSHROOM FARM FOR HYDRANT TESTING CFS Jervois Info

Freudian mistype?????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 24, 2009, 01:03:12 PM
MFS:1: *CFSRES INC030 24/01/09 09:38,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,WAKEFIELD RD,ADELAIDE MAP 118 M 12 TG134,TEST # 3.AGAIN WITH LOTS AND LOTS AND LO,TS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF EXTRA RHUBARB. M,ARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, BUT NO MINT
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on January 24, 2009, 05:18:35 PM
1909376 18:17:18 24-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC060 24/01/09 18:18,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,5 NURIOOTPA CFS,NURIOOTPA MAP 0 0 0 TG095,ASSIST NURI 5 SANDALWOOD CRT NURI,TANT00 CFS Tantanoola Response


any one for a road trip from down that way :-P and tanunda miss out
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 25, 2009, 08:17:49 AM
25/01/2009 9:00:02 AM EE.Group URGMSG .Hot week coming up make sure trucks start and run. all members should make sure pagers work. CFS Eastern Eyre Group Officers Response

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: firegun on January 25, 2009, 10:08:54 AM
1909376 18:17:18 24-01-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC060 24/01/09 18:18,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,5 NURIOOTPA CFS,NURIOOTPA MAP 0 0 0 TG095,ASSIST NURI 5 SANDALWOOD CRT NURI,TANT00 CFS Tantanoola Response

   Tantanoola probably wanted to try out some different wine, sick and tired of the fine wines from Coonawarra. Watch out brigades south of Adelaide eg Blackfellows Creak, Blackfellows Caves might come up next for your wines(i know they have been paged before instead of Blackfellows Creak) :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 25, 2009, 05:40:42 PM
MFS: BORED DREW?  CFS State Air Desk

Lol...i heard someone sigh on GRN 112...must be related. Good on ya drew  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on January 25, 2009, 06:05:49 PM
COMPTON 24 WILL BE AT BUNNINGS FROM APPROX. 8.30AM TILL 4.30PM TOMORROW. CAN ALL CREW PLEASE RESPOND TO BUNNINGS IN THE EVENT OF A CALLOUT DURING THOSE TIMES. THANKS CAMO CFS Compton Info


won't the callout prob be for bunnings? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on January 25, 2009, 06:23:55 PM
Cam is probably going to set off the smoke detectors just to get crew there so they have to buy a snag!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 27, 2009, 07:49:07 AM
 Info
1909193 08:22:39 27-01-09 RE: MBA MAIN NORTH ROAD STOP RECEIVED FROM MFS AREA SOUTH EAST NOT REQUIRED. CFS Dalkeith Info

Nice to see the new company providing the paging service for CFS is keeping up the high standard of the previous paging provider :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 27, 2009, 01:40:33 PM
BRIGADE MEETING AND TRAINING THURSDAY NIGHT 2000 HOURS. ARTHURTON HOTEL FROM CAPTAIN. CFS Weetulta/Nalyappa Info

hehe gr8 work boys  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on January 27, 2009, 02:52:42 PM
Not truly a pager message but couldn't think where else to put it


The Country Fire Service (CFS), Metropolitan Fire Service (MFS) and SA Police (SAPOL) are asking all South Australians to be vigilant and 'Bushfire Ready' as the state braces itself for a heatwave.

The Bureau of Meteorology has forecast maximum temperatures of 410C over the next three days, with the mercury expected to remain above 350C until Monday.

The CFS Assistant Chief Officer Rob Sanford said everyone's assistance, especially those who live in high fire risk areas, will be essential over the next few days to keep their communities safe and prevent bushfires.

Now thats hot in any language   :-D

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Footy on January 28, 2009, 10:31:08 AM
Possibly a superscript 0 to make a degrees symbol that didnt quite work??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 28, 2009, 11:00:08 AM
FILTERED HOT ANYWAY  :lol:  8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 28, 2009, 10:56:40 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC130 28/01/09 18:10,RESPOND Smoke in Area,FULLARTON RD,EASTWOOD MAP 130 Q 2 TG182,SMOKE SEEN NEAR HIPPIE HOUSE OPPOSITE GL,ENSIDE HOSPITAL.,SAIR55 GLO441
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 30, 2009, 02:51:55 PM
PETER AVAILABLE ALL DAY EXCEPT 1 TO 5 CFS Hahndorf Info....hhmmm oxymoron  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on January 30, 2009, 03:04:51 PM
PETER AVAILABLE ALL DAY EXCEPT 1 TO 5 CFS Hahndorf Info....hhmmm oxymoron  :roll:

Your half right Mac :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 01, 2009, 06:58:03 PM
1916010 18:23:07 01-02-09 KP81 WHO EVER HAS THE AMBULANCE COULD YOU PLEASE RETURN IT TO THE STATION AS ITS WHEREABOUTS ARE NOT KNOWN
SAAS Unit Kapunda  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 02, 2009, 02:21:37 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/09 15:44,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,18 CALLABONNA AV,ANDREWS FARM MAP 41 M 14,UNKNOWN OBJECT HAS HIT AND DAMAGED ROOF.,DALK CFS HAVE ATTENDED AND REQUEST YOUR,ATTENDANCE THANKS. P3,NAD020

OOOOOEEEEEEOOOOO  *x files tune!*
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 02, 2009, 03:28:52 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/09 15:44,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,18 CALLABONNA AV,ANDREWS FARM MAP 41 M 14,UNKNOWN OBJECT HAS HIT AND DAMAGED ROOF.,DALK CFS HAVE ATTENDED AND REQUEST YOUR,ATTENDANCE THANKS. P3,NAD020

OOOOOEEEEEEOOOOO  *x files tune!*

1909193 15:52:28 02-02-09 SIT REP TILES SHATTERED. FURTHER TO INVESTIGATION TO THE CAUSE, NOTHING HAS BEEN FOUND. SES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED & DK34P RETURNING TO STATION SHORTLY. FROM <name> CFS Dalkeith Info

Maybe the UFO went for a jumping spree on the roof....or maybe the kids just threw something large that fell to the ground that the kids grabbed & ran away....or a tree decided it had enough with the house, hit it and felt better....I prefer the UFO theory     :-D

Now off to SES SOC for another exciting evening of standby to do volunteer 'call receipt & dispatch'...have a look at BoM Severe Weather warning for Adelaide tonight....Adelaide Hills Brigades could get taskings.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 02, 2009, 03:47:22 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/09 15:44,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,18 CALLABONNA AV,ANDREWS FARM MAP 41 M 14,UNKNOWN OBJECT HAS HIT AND DAMAGED ROOF.,DALK CFS HAVE ATTENDED AND REQUEST YOUR,ATTENDANCE THANKS. P3,NAD020

OOOOOEEEEEEOOOOO  *x files tune!*

1909193 15:52:28 02-02-09 SIT REP TILES SHATTERED. FURTHER TO INVESTIGATION TO THE CAUSE, NOTHING HAS BEEN FOUND. SES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED & DK34P RETURNING TO STATION SHORTLY. FROM <name> CFS Dalkeith Info

Maybe the UFO went for a jumping spree on the roof....or maybe the kids just threw something large that fell to the ground that the kids grabbed & ran away....or a tree decided it had enough with the house, hit it and felt better....I prefer the UFO theory     :-D

Now off to SES SOC for another exciting evening of standby to do volunteer 'call receipt & dispatch'...have a look at BoM Severe Weather warning for Adelaide tonight....Adelaide Hills Brigades could get taskings.

dont please, id rather sleep for a change...bit of a tiring long weekend....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on February 02, 2009, 04:17:56 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/09 15:44,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,18 CALLABONNA AV,ANDREWS FARM MAP 41 M 14,UNKNOWN OBJECT HAS HIT AND DAMAGED ROOF.,DALK CFS HAVE ATTENDED AND REQUEST YOUR,ATTENDANCE THANKS. P3,NAD020

OOOOOEEEEEEOOOOO  *x files tune!*

1909193 15:52:28 02-02-09 SIT REP TILES SHATTERED. FURTHER TO INVESTIGATION TO THE CAUSE, NOTHING HAS BEEN FOUND. SES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED & DK34P RETURNING TO STATION SHORTLY. FROM <name> CFS Dalkeith Info

Maybe the UFO went for a jumping spree on the roof....or maybe the kids just threw something large that fell to the ground that the kids grabbed & ran away....or a tree decided it had enough with the house, hit it and felt better....I prefer the UFO theory     :-D

Now off to SES SOC for another exciting evening of standby to do volunteer 'call receipt & dispatch'...have a look at BoM Severe Weather warning for Adelaide tonight....Adelaide Hills Brigades could get taskings.

dont please, id rather sleep for a change...bit of a tiring long weekend....


AAAAHHHH.........The inner princess reappears, sleep tight princess everyone else will pickup the slack......Zippy who? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 02, 2009, 05:00:06 PM
Itll more than likely be your group that gets all the tree downs tonight mate! Sleep tight ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Katrina on February 03, 2009, 08:33:56 AM
LARGE BOW DOWN STUART TERRACE PORT LINCOLN CHAINSAW REQUIRED DUTY OFFICER SES West Region

 :?Is this as in cross bow or bow and arrow :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 04, 2009, 12:36:18 PM
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info

Cool idea :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: The Stig on February 04, 2009, 01:34:22 PM
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info

Cool idea :-D

A pool made from sandbags maybee ?

Or do Noarlunga have a portable dam or the likes ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 04, 2009, 02:42:55 PM
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info

Cool idea :-D

A pool made from sandbags maybee ?

Or do Noarlunga have a portable dam or the likes ?

Amazing what you can do with some sandbags and a bit of heavy duty plastic. :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 04, 2009, 06:22:44 PM
Quote
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info


members are trained to head INTO raging inferno's yet 40 odd degrees is too hot??? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 21337 on February 04, 2009, 06:37:06 PM
Quote
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info


members are trained to head INTO raging inferno's yet 40 odd degrees is too hot??? :lol:

SES go into fires now?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Morgan on February 04, 2009, 06:39:38 PM
why not they gate crash everything else allthough i guess gardening would get a bit boring after a while.... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 04, 2009, 06:41:30 PM
Quote
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info


members are trained to head INTO raging inferno's yet 40 odd degrees is too hot??? :lol:

SES go into fires now?

Hope they have done Deadman Zone Training :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 04, 2009, 07:28:40 PM
They might be doing swift water rescue trg - afterall they did the trial & have the gear. Bet you firey types didn't know that :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on February 04, 2009, 10:35:13 PM
They might be doing swift water rescue trg - afterall they did the trial & have the gear. Bet you firey types didn't know that :wink:

Bet you SES types don't know there's firies involved in that too ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 04, 2009, 11:03:24 PM
Quote
Due to the continuing hot weather formal training is cancelled tonight. Members can still attend for personal development if you wish. Might be an idea to bring bathers if you attend. Trevor & Graeme SES Noarlunga Info


members are trained to head INTO raging inferno's yet 40 odd degrees is too hot??? :lol:

SES go into fires now?

only to deliver us dinner  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on February 05, 2009, 04:52:21 AM
Knew that Numbers - the other ones who don't work for CFS  can't remember their name tho :wink: Interestingly here all SES crews will be doing the training - not just one "special unit".
MT thought you blokes had given up on the catering jibes - it's been years!
Thats what your payed staff are for :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 05, 2009, 05:18:32 AM
MT thought you blokes had given up on the catering jibes - it's been years!
Thats what your payed staff are for :evil:

neeeeever....lol.... and only last fire season  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 05, 2009, 08:11:10 AM
Test message only Watch out for the Gorilla DEH Mt Lofty Ranges Group

In Mt Lofty :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 05, 2009, 08:36:53 AM
Test Message. The cat sat on the mat while the mouse ate the cheese. So until the sahara sands freeze over and the camels come skating home, you are sure to find a nig-nog in every shop at black forest. MFS Beulah Park 211 Response


Must be bored up there today :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on February 05, 2009, 10:13:56 AM
Not us, the techs down the workshop
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CyberCitizen on February 05, 2009, 11:52:58 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC040 05/02/09 12:36,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MELBOURNE ST,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 118 G 4 TG182,INT OF FROME,ADL202 MFS Stn 20

Was An Ambo Vs 4WD.  Ambo Straight Into The Back of The 4WD.  Sorry No Photos.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Simon O on February 05, 2009, 03:03:44 PM
Not us, the techs down the workshop

I would like to have heard the station turnout system read that out though !!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 05, 2009, 06:30:29 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC040 05/02/09 12:36,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MELBOURNE ST,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 118 G 4 TG182,INT OF FROME,ADL202 MFS Stn 20

Was An Ambo Vs 4WD.  Ambo Straight Into The Back of The 4WD.  Sorry No Photos.

i'm sure it was inadvertant....(well I hope it was)....but maybe a better forum spot would have been more appropriate...Amusing as a pager message it's not, both crew members were being admitted to hospital when I left there today
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 05, 2009, 07:54:31 PM
ambulance into back of car - yay for professional driving standards.....
 :evil:
...twats.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on February 05, 2009, 08:57:51 PM
ambulance into back of car - yay for professional driving standards.....
 :evil:
...twats.....


Boredy, why are you becoming increasingly more cryptic with your posts? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 05, 2009, 09:49:13 PM
I'm known for being introverted, shy and receding.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 05, 2009, 09:53:47 PM
ambulance into back of car - yay for professional driving standards.....
 :evil:
...twats.....

Very embarrassing none the less :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on February 06, 2009, 11:07:26 AM

Quote
1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP 



Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!

Hopefully F75 didn't call the operator a "fat Wheelchair"...!!!! ;)

Cheers
Shane
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 07, 2009, 01:23:32 PM
H51 STILL NO ANSWER I GUESS SHE IS YOUR MISSION IF YOU CHOOSE TO
ACCEPT IT THIS PAGER WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 4 3 2 1
SAAS H51

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 07, 2009, 08:35:22 PM

Quote
1927147 12:05:33 06-02-09 F75 PLEASE CALL ME FAT WHEELWHAIR REQUIRED AT NOARLUNGA HOSP 



Several ways to get a laff out of this....
But hey, why say bariatric when FAT will do..!!!!



bariatric is too many syllables for a SAAS comms operator!   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on February 09, 2009, 01:10:39 PM
IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 09, 2009, 02:28:06 PM
lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on February 09, 2009, 05:11:50 PM
IF THERE'S ANYONE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MOVING THE RESCUE GEAR OFFICE 2 FALISBURY 24 PUMPER PLEASE BE AT STATION AT 10 THIS MORNING FROM FALISBURY LT 1 CFS Salisbury Info
bahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 10, 2009, 09:17:11 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC072 10/02/09 22:31,RESPOND Gas Domestic,5 DAVISON CR,SMITHFIELD PLAINS MAP 42 A 9 TG182,GAS LEAK IN DERRO HOUSE RING BYRON 04188,23469,ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on February 11, 2009, 11:06:15 AM
9   MFS: *CFSRES INC029 11/02/09 10:06,RESPOND Assist SAAS,ROYAL SOUTH AUST. YACHT SQUADRON,VICTORIA RD,OUTER HARBOR MAP 67 H 10 TG182,ASSIST WITH PATIENT LIFT, FEMALE FALLEN,THRU HATCH, YACHT CALLED GOTCHA,LG2814 MFS Largs North 2814
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bittenyakka on February 11, 2009, 03:02:46 PM
i guess it did get her
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattthefirey on February 12, 2009, 08:39:35 PM
lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Jimmy_91 on February 13, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
Quote
Na na na na na na.. Batman!
SES Northern Districts response
:-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 15, 2009, 09:43:33 AM
11:00:48   15-02-09   REMINDER ALL FALISBURY OPERATIONAL MATTERS THROUGH ACTING CAPTAIN PETER NORTON UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CFS Salisbury Info

Lol i dont know how they can manage to do it twice ....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on February 16, 2009, 07:19:43 AM
1919292 06:27:02 16-02-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC005 16/02/09 06:28,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,COOBER PEDY CFS,COOBER PEDY MAP 0 0 0 TG070,ROAD TRAIN HAS ROLLED OVER WITH LOAD OF,COCA COLA SPILLED. NO ENTRAPMENTS 130 KM,S. SOUTH OF COOBERPEDY.,CPD029 CFS Coober Pedy Response

 :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 16, 2009, 04:49:49 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC049 16/02/09 18:05,RESPOND Bomb Threat,PEACHEY RD,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 N 5 TG182,INT OF CURTIS,ELZ331

Probably just a residents car coming down the road :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: uniden on February 16, 2009, 07:20:34 PM
Are either of those messages really amusing??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 16, 2009, 09:49:15 PM
I forgot every thing has to be serious
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on February 16, 2009, 10:13:38 PM
lol Phalice...

MFS: *CFSRES INC058 09/02/09 15:49,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,8 MONALENA ST,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,PERSON BURNING RUBBER OR SOME VERY,UNORTHODOX BURNING....,SAIR55 PLI549

lol...

That was some bloke doing burn outs in his back yard lol. the cfs got a page saying air support responding to port lincoln incident but never a response page lol would be funny if a bomber dropped a load of foam on his car  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 25, 2009, 08:10:39 PM
Now ive seen everything new Group Purchasing method  :lol:

 BRENDON MCAVOY HAS FOUND CFA TAIPAN BOOTS BEING SOLD ON EBAY FOR $60
 AS EXCESS STOCK SPOKE TO HERMAN HE SAID CALL YOU IF THE GROUP WANTS
 TO BUY
 CFS Stirling
 BIDDING FINISHES TONIGHT AT 2300 SIGNED CHRIS
 CFS Stirling


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 25, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
lol i wonder what there top bid is!? Theyd be devo if some one bought it before them! lol oh the thrill of the game. good old ebay

$66 each pair Buy It Now 6 pairs left http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Fire-fighting-Work-Boots-CFA-supply-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ400032141185QQihZ027QQcategoryZ11900QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 25, 2009, 09:03:53 PM
ive bought some ;)

hopefully get some added protection over RURAL boots in structrual incidents now.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Shiner on February 27, 2009, 08:26:10 AM
1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response


Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts! :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on February 27, 2009, 10:18:35 AM
1909192 09:29:35 27-02-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 27/02/09 09:27,RESPOND SHED FIRE,2 TALBOT RD,WATERLOO CORNER MAP 48 M 12 TG102,NOW OUT - SMOULDERING TRADESMAN ON SCENE, PATRICK 0414373271 BELIEVED TO BE ARSON, ATTACK SAPOL NOTIFIED,VIRG19 SLSB19 CFS Virginia Response


Someone throw some water on that poor tradey before he spontaneously combusts! :roll:

And are they suggesting we attack SAPOL. Obviously BOMS didn't do English and learn proper punctuation techniques.
BAAHAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 28, 2009, 04:45:16 PM
 MFS: STOP FOR GOAL FROM STIRLING NORTH COMMMS OFFICER
 CFS Stirling North Response


Whats the score :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 28, 2009, 07:47:55 PM
I know the situation is bad over there in vic but?

@@ALERT F090213306 WRAT2 NOSTC3 CIGARETTE FIRE CNR GRETA RD/RYLEY ST WANGARATTA SVNE 8395 B1 (385759) WRAT [WRAT]
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 05, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
BL81 HI CAN YOU PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR VEHICLE YOU ARE BLOCKING THE
ROADWAY THANKS!
SAAS Balaklava

Fend off position perhaps :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 09, 2009, 11:12:57 AM
HV INFO ; DUE TO MY UNAVAIABLITY AT TRAINING TOMORROW NIGHT, THERE WILL BE NO SUPER ! ENJOY THE STALE BISCUITS VH-DOG2 9/03/2009

Yummy! :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 09, 2009, 11:15:12 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on March 09, 2009, 02:33:17 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC082 08/03/09 23:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,CNR SOUTH RD & PORT RD,WEST HINDMARSH MAP 105 A 11 TG182,PUT IT OUT PROPERLY THIS TIME!!!,SAIR55 WDV249
And they call themselves "Professionals"?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 09, 2009, 04:37:25 PM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on March 09, 2009, 04:58:45 PM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...
Yeah but it was only a mattress.  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 11, 2009, 07:17:14 AM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...


Oh... i dunno....   :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on March 11, 2009, 02:03:51 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 11, 2009, 04:17:52 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC035 11/03/09 14:24,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,5 ELSTREE ST,SALISBURY DOWNS MAP 70 L 5 TG182,1YR OLD WITH FINGER IN BATH PLUG,SAL329 NAD020 SAL321 SES Edinburgh Response

Hope its a big bathroom  :lol:

Yeh, the SES crew could start the quickcut saw with concrete blade. Scare the kid out of the bathroom  :evil: What an overkill...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: chook on March 11, 2009, 07:12:36 PM
You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 11, 2009, 10:23:57 PM
You are starting to sound so cruel Andrew :-D

Actually I thought I was quite nice..... never did say where to apply the saw blade after it was started... maybe a fire truck, maybe a bathroom, maybe somewhere else....(did they call SES sandwich makers AGAIN !!!)  :evil:  :roll:

 :lol:   :lol:  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 11, 2009, 11:40:09 PM
Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.



(tic)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 12, 2009, 02:29:06 PM
Ham and cheese, salt and pepper would be great, Ta.

(tic)

No problems, would you also like spam with that....I understand firies love it on an island near here and it keeps so well......    :mrgreen: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 13, 2009, 08:42:54 AM
I think them amount of fires re-attended by CFS / DEH over the years, far out-weighs those re-attended by SAMFS.



Unless your saying its okay, because your not Professional in the CFS??


-Didn't think so...

But the DEH rekindles are much BIGGER :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 13, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
1909283 11:21:48 13-03-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC026 13/03/09 11:20,RESPOND Assist Resident,3 SECOND AV,NARACOORTE MAP 0 0 0 TG227,ASSIST DISTRESSED ELDERLY FEMALE WITH,CAT STUCK ON ROOF PRIORITY 2,NRCT19 CFS Naracoorte Group Officers Response

Here kitty kitty kitty oh bugger it lets just use a one of the side reels and blow the cat down  :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on March 13, 2009, 09:13:49 PM
MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

must be the party bus!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 13, 2009, 10:07:15 PM
MFS: COULD YOU PLEASE TURN OFF THE FM RADIO WHILST YOU ARE TRANSMITTING INCIDENT INFORMATION THANK YOU. COMMS MFS Elizabeth 339 Response :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

must be the party bus!!!

It's friday night party mix on 102.3!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FireFighter19 on March 14, 2009, 04:15:48 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on March 14, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC078 13/03/09 22:27,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,LOWER LIGHT ,LOWER LIGHT MAP 0 0 0 TG100,FELLA REPEATEDLY DRIVEN 4 WHEEL DRIVE IN,TO PUB AND KNOCKED THE WALL DOWN CALL FR,OM SAPOL P2 NO LIFE RISK,TWEL00 CFS Light Group Response

Someone didn't want happy hour to end! :lol:


"I'll (hic) fix this furgin problem of no (hic) drive through meself, ya barrstads" :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 25, 2009, 09:18:48 AM
 09:46:13 25-03-09  P81 WHAT DO I GET OUT OF THIS DEAL?
                    SAAS Prospect
 09:46:39 25-03-09  P81 DONUT AND A HOT CHOCOLATE
                    SAAS Prospect
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Master of Disaster on March 25, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
20:53:53 25-03-09 MURRAY BRIDGE HUMPER BACKAT STATION AND STANDING DOWN
CFS Murray Bridge response AHAHAHAHA :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 25, 2009, 10:06:39 PM
You can only hear the following from Adelaide fire: Roger, Murray Bridge Humper, your K69, out.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on March 26, 2009, 09:55:44 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on March 31, 2009, 10:34:30 AM
1909003 09:41:56 31-03-09 THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF MERCENARY WISSELL WHO''S EFFORTS HAVE ALLOWED THE SAFE RETURN OF 1 X E-FLARE THROUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH IT''S CAPTIVES.... - STEFAN CFS Burnside Info

I wonder which brigade was holding Burnside's E-FLARE hostage  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 31, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
Them eflares....have to make sure ya engrave them!  And dont forget the GPS tracker.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 01, 2009, 10:50:53 AM
07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on April 01, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.


"SPOT O the joker", hes the one with the fat lip, black eye and bruised ego!


(special note, SAFF doesnt condone the use of violence under any circumstances, but fully understands peoples desire to smack the breakfast out of some individuals!) :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on April 01, 2009, 07:47:11 PM
07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.


"SPOT O the joker", hes the one with the fat lip, black eye and bruised ego!


(special note, SAFF doesnt condone the use of violence under any circumstances, but fully understands peoples desire to smack the breakfast out of some individuals!) :-D

bet theres a butt currently being booted all around their station.....

dumb use of the paging system
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 02, 2009, 10:34:42 AM
07:17:22 01-04-09 all members needed at station now CFS Blackwood Info

07:24:03 01-04-09 HA,HA APRIL FOOLS CFS Blackwood Info

Given the time delay between the messages, I wonder how many volunteers reached the station before the second page.....personal opinion, not funny if it makes you late for work.


"SPOT O the joker", hes the one with the fat lip, black eye and bruised ego!


(special note, SAFF doesnt condone the use of violence under any circumstances, but fully understands peoples desire to smack the breakfast out of some individuals!) :-D
11:02:13 02-04-09  APOLOGIES TO ALL MEMBERS FOR WEDNESDAY AM MESSAGE - CHERRY CAPTAIN
                   CFS Blackwood Info
BUSTED Badly :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 03, 2009, 05:59:53 PM
Yep. One word comes to mind with that kind of abuse of the pager system.

Tool.


-All the "what if's" (In regards to people trying to tear off down the station) just make you shake your head.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 04, 2009, 08:35:47 AM
1908962 08:31:31 04-04-09 WILLYUNGA 24 WILL BE AT SOUTH COAST TRAINING CENTER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU MARK CFS Willunga Info

 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 04, 2009, 11:19:49 AM
1908962 08:31:31 04-04-09 WILLYUNGA 24 WILL BE AT SOUTH COAST TRAINING CENTER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU MARK CFS Willunga Info

 :roll: :roll: :roll:

???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 04, 2009, 12:18:48 PM
1908962 08:31:31 04-04-09 WILLYUNGA 24 WILL BE AT SOUTH COAST TRAINING CENTER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU MARK CFS Willunga Info

If you look abit closer you will see how willunga is spelt in the the message  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 04, 2009, 01:35:56 PM
I thought that was the reason but didn't find it too amusing, spelling mistakes happen :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on April 04, 2009, 06:02:42 PM
I forgot every thing has to be serious

Could use some of your own advice mate?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 04, 2009, 11:27:15 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC070 04/04/09 23:49,RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY,PORT PIRIE SES,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 A 0,KAREN 043* *** ***,BOGGED CAR OVER BRIDGE TO NOWHERE,PTP029 SES North Region

 :? :? :? :? :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 04, 2009, 11:30:08 PM
 19:46:00 04-04-09 TERRY IS OK NO BROKEN BONES ONLY FACIAL INJURIES ON HIS WAY HOME FROM HOSPITAL TUESDAY NIGHT LADDER TRAINING REGARDS MARK



good to hear terry is ok but is there a link there?? (pager id and details remove the protect the not guilty(
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on April 05, 2009, 09:30:39 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC070 04/04/09 23:49,RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY,PORT PIRIE SES,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 A 0,KAREN 043* *** ***,BOGGED CAR OVER BRIDGE TO NOWHERE,PTP029 SES North Region

 :? :? :? :? :?

gotta love the name, but "bridge to nowhere" crosses the Pt Pirie creek up at Pirie itself.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JC on April 05, 2009, 08:37:33 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC039 05/04/09 15:28,RESPOND Assist Resident,76 HALSEY RD,ELIZABETH EAST MAP 62 B 6 TG182,BIRD PERCHED IN A TREE,ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331 Response  :?

All i can say is WTF.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 06, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Maybe cocky didnt want to be stuck in the cage all day so he broke out and perched in the tree  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on April 07, 2009, 09:16:43 PM
TRAINING TONIGHT 1900 REMEMBER TO WEAR UNDERWEAR
MFS Loxton response

hmmm, Brokeback Mountain training up north tonight??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 08, 2009, 12:16:42 AM
TRAINING TONIGHT 1900 REMEMBER TO WEAR UNDERWEAR
MFS Loxton response

hmmm, Brokeback Mountain training up north tonight??

Could be doing a rendition of the Full Monty :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 11, 2009, 06:00:28 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC052 11/04/09 17:03,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,61 WEST AV,NORTHFIELD MAP 94 M 9 TG182,TRAMPOLINE IN REAR YARD ON FIRE,SAIR55 OAK301

Cletus, i told you not to play with matches on the tramampoline!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 18, 2009, 10:41:54 AM
MFS: THE NATIVES ARE RESTLESS.NO FOOTY TOMORROW STANELY.... MFS Elizabeth 331 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 28, 2009, 07:32:33 PM
18:20:46 28-04-09  REMINDER TONIGHT BIGGEST LOSER AT STATION 7PM START ALL WELCOME INCLUDING NON MEMBERS.INQUIRIES CALL MICK CFS Willunga Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on April 28, 2009, 10:22:20 PM
18:20:46 28-04-09  REMINDER TONIGHT BIGGEST LOSER AT STATION 7PM START ALL WELCOME INCLUDING NON MEMBERS.INQUIRIES CALL MICK CFS Willunga Info


so, so, sooooo many lines there....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on May 22, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
LOFT GO's and Officeholders: the group webmail should be working again now (chariot are a bunch of clowns). GCO Dave 22/5/2009 14:36:1
CFS Lofty Group Officers Info


Not happy eh
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on May 22, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
Telstra managed to disconnect not 1 but 2 business's phone networks today....My own workplace...and a workplace that we sent "filtered" to.   

Fun day at work as the tech support...not.   Bring on the 5 hour downtime compensation battle.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wilma on May 24, 2009, 08:31:08 PM
16:37:23   24-05-09   IF ANYONE WITH A 4WD IS IN THE VIRGINIA AREA OR WILLING TO COME OUT TO DO A VAN RECOVERY PLEASE PHONE DAVID --number--
CFS Burnside Info Somone tried to keep it Quite  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on May 30, 2009, 12:04:25 PM
MFS: I HAVE BEEN VERY SLACK AND HAVE NOT DONE SCONES 4 AGES. GOTTA LOSE WEIGHT 4 MY RETURN TO OAKDEN!!!! MFS Paradise 221 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 01, 2009, 09:35:46 AM
17:17:56 31-05-09  Pager, pager, pager. Come out where ever you are! If found contact XXXX XXXXXX J-Rad CFS Littlehampton Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on June 02, 2009, 11:52:49 AM
1930430 10:14:18 02-06-09 MFS: PAUL'S NOT A S/O YET SHANE. DON'T GIVE HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT MATE! MFS Elizabeth 331 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: whitecloud on June 02, 2009, 08:35:43 PM
MFS: ANOTHER STUPID WOMAN CALLER GAVE US THAT ONE... MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

Sorry, bit of a giggle at that one.  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on June 05, 2009, 06:39:12 PM
What's ammusing, is the grass fire responses while im sitting here watching an inch of rain drip from my gutters. . .
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 05, 2009, 06:49:04 PM
What's ammusing, is the grass fire responses while im sitting here watching an inch of rain drip from my gutters. . .

 MFS: *CFSRES INC040 05/06/09 17:42,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,LOVELYBANKS RD,WELLINGTON MAP 0 0 0
 TG206,UNKNOWN FIRE AT CNR OF WELLINGTON-JERVOI,S RD,SAIR55 JRVS00 TLEM19
 CFS Tailem Bend Response


Whats more amusing is the amount of Flooding/Salvage jobs SES are getting now :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 06, 2009, 12:02:23 PM
09:12:35 06-06-09  Mt Pleasant **CAUTION** Speed Camera in frount of hall
CFS Mount Pleasant Response

As if anyone speeds to the fire station :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on June 06, 2009, 04:44:50 PM
10:09:28 06-06-09 IRBK: please note working bee today posponed due to bricky gone fishing from lt1 6/06/2009 CFS Ironbank Info

Well it is a long weekend so fishing would be fun...depends if it is raining I suppose...one of the more interesting reasons for delaying a working bee.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 09, 2009, 10:03:52 AM
10:09:28 06-06-09 IRBK: please note working bee today posponed due to bricky gone fishing from lt1 6/06/2009 CFS Ironbank Info

Well it is a long weekend so fishing would be fun...depends if it is raining I suppose...one of the more interesting reasons for delaying a working bee.

Meh, why not the fish were biting well too :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 21, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 21/06/09 12:17,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,HILLVIEW RD,MONARTO MAP 0 0 0 TG203,700M SOUTH OF BITUMEN ON RAILWAY LINE,MNRT00 MURR00
CFS Monarto Response

MFS: SAPOL BOGGED NEAR FIRE PROVIDE ASSISTANCE IF POSSIBLE
CFS Monarto Response

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on June 21, 2009, 01:58:48 PM
LOLOLOLO time for a 4WD police car up that way???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on June 25, 2009, 03:53:21 PM
15:03:00 25-06-09 MFS: Call Sign CAR031 changed to 31. N MFS Car 31

15:05:07 25-06-09 MFS: Call Sign 31 changed to CAR031. N MFS Car 31

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on June 28, 2009, 10:07:22 PM
19:33:48   28-06-09   MFS: THATS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT WORTH A BUTT...THE MAYOR OF LYNDOCH MFS Elizabeth 331 Response

 :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on June 29, 2009, 01:30:54 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC061 28/06/09 22:16,RESPOND Assist SAAS,RAPID NO 767 158 SUTTONTOWN ,SUTTONTOWN MAP 0 O 0,ASSIST SAAS WITH AMBULANCE HAVING TROUBL,E GETTING TRACTION ON GRASS. CALL FROM S,AAS,MTG029




you spanners.....   [shaking head smiley]
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 29, 2009, 09:47:34 AM
PRIMARY ALARM, I1: FIP ALARM SOUTH FOYER ENTRANCE, BUNNINGS, CNR O'LEARY RD JUBILEE HIGHWAY WEST, MOUNT GAMBIER CFSRES:, ALARM 70/076
CFS Compton Response

Look it's Camo's favourite place :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on June 29, 2009, 10:49:17 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC061 28/06/09 22:16,RESPOND Assist SAAS,RAPID NO 767 158 SUTTONTOWN ,SUTTONTOWN MAP 0 O 0,ASSIST SAAS WITH AMBULANCE HAVING TROUBL,E GETTING TRACTION ON GRASS. CALL FROM S,AAS,MTG029




you spanners.....   [shaking head smiley]
Wonder if SAAS will bother getting 4WD ambulances...  sounds like they need 6WD tanks down there...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on June 30, 2009, 09:17:23 PM
ANGASTON INFO ONLY URI AND KATUNGA AT HASMAT AT GREENOCK BE AWARE WE ARE PARTIALLY COVERING AREA CFS Angaston Info


i think it's serpost to read nuri and tanunda or they have change the town names  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 01, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
REPORT A SMOKE FROM SAFE HOLE MORE CREW REQUIRED URGENTLY CFS Dalkeith Info

Good info paging operators on tonight eyyyyy.....SAFE HOLE....The Safeway in South Australia Police!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on July 05, 2009, 02:39:44 AM
Poor grammar... makes for a slightly worse looking scenario.

MARK FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA POLICE PLS CALL ******* QUOTE 236 MISSING PERSONS AT MT CRAWFORD
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 05, 2009, 07:08:25 AM
Poor grammar... makes for a slightly worse looking scenario.

MARK FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA POLICE PLS CALL ******* QUOTE 236 MISSING PERSONS AT MT CRAWFORD


Ha ha,  i bet if they stood in a line and walked till they could barely distinguish the others face...the line would eventually reach the boundary of mt crawford :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 05, 2009, 07:25:29 AM
1919524 22:23:50 04-07-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 04/07/09 22:23,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,TARPEENA CFS,TARPEENA MAP 0 0 0 TG226,TARPEENA RUBBISH DUMP ON FIRE. FROM,POLICE.,SAIR55 TRPN00 PLST00 WANL00 CFS Wanilla Response
1909800 22:23:47 04-07-


Nice Sunday drive......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 05, 2009, 07:25:01 PM
1919359 16:25:47 05-07-09 HI ALL NEW LINES BEEN PAINTED & FAIRLY STRAIGHT ONLY A SLIGHT ZIG ZAG PATTEN BUT OK ;-) . ALPHA 24 BEEN ON A 30 K RUN SEE HOW BATTERYS HOLD OVER NEXT FEW DAYS SIGNED YOUR CAPTAIN 05-Jul-09 16:26:42 CFS Tailem Bend Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on July 06, 2009, 11:38:35 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC067 06/07/09 22:10,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,KEITH CFS,KEITH MAP 0 0 0 TG230,CAR V A COW - CAR 1 COW ZIP - 1 KM SOUTH,OF DUKES HWY TURNOFF - FROM SAPOL,KEI029 BWN029 KEIT00 CFS Tatiara Group Officers Response



that fix his /her little red wagon  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 11, 2009, 01:49:23 PM
1800182 08:07:20 11-07-09 MFS: CALLER WAS CONFUSED AS TO LOCATION. HE SAID NEAR THE NEW BRIDGE. HE FIRST THAUGHT HE WAS ON HENLEY BEACH RD. THEN WENT AND READ MILE END STATION NAME. ???? MFS Adelaide 202
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 14, 2009, 08:56:47 PM
1930428 17:07:16 14-07-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC086 14/07/09 17:06,RESPOND Private Alarm,70 JERNINGHAM ST,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 2 F 7 TG182,HOUSE FILLING FULLING WITH SMOKE,ADL201 ADL202 MFS Stn 20
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 16, 2009, 05:06:44 PM
FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE - CHEERS ALL... SEYMOORE BUTTS MFS Kapunda Response :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on July 20, 2009, 07:12:24 AM
03:28:18   20-07-09   MFS: DO YOU THINK I CARE I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE PLAY OFF IN THE BRITISH OPEN   MFS Adelaide 202
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 28, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
1930430 11:00:20 28-07-09 MFS: WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED HONING YOU CAN GO HOME! MFS Elizabeth 331 Response
1930430 10:59:13 28-07-09 MFS: GO HONE CHAPS! MFS Elizabeth 331 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 28, 2009, 05:35:35 PM
1800182 16:18:58 28-07-09 MFS: CAN WE CAR POOL TO THE TYPING CLASS... MFS Adelaide 202
1800182 16:16:22 28-07-09 MFS: THANKS... YOU HAD ME WURRYED MFS Adelaide 202
 
1800185 14:44:20 28-07-09 MFS: SPELL CHECKS NOT WORKING MFS Adelaide 205
1800185 14:43:13 28-07-09 MFS: JUPES CONTACT HARDY COSYHOLE,82436522 MFS Adelaide 205
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 28, 2009, 07:13:55 PM
16:47:18 28-07-09 who ever removed the captains helmet. Please return it by 9am wednesday 29/7. no questions asked. other wise police report for theft will be submitted CFS Stirling Info

....someone's not happy......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 28, 2009, 07:36:56 PM
16:47:18 28-07-09 who ever removed the captains helmet. Please return it by 9am wednesday 29/7. no questions asked. other wise police report for theft will be submitted CFS Stirling Info

....someone's not happy......

bahaha ya got to be kidding...GET A LIFE!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on July 28, 2009, 08:40:13 PM
hah... gotta love the post election upset.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 28, 2009, 10:08:50 PM
I would say may be they are going to do something with the out going captains helmet.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 29, 2009, 06:14:06 PM
17:21:09 29-07-09 ANGN: duty officer for 30/-7/-9 till 05/08/09 is angaston lt4. from angaston lt3. 29/07/2009 17:30:19 PM CFS Angaston Info

17:27:48 29-07-09 ANGN: angaston lt2 is filling in in for lt4, from angaston lt3. 29/07/2009 17:37:02 PM CFS Angaston Info

Sigh  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 01, 2009, 12:58:10 PM
   12:18:18   01-08-09   GOOD AFTERNOON REMINDER TO MEMBERS ATTENDING END OF FIRE SEASON FUNCTION TONIGHT START AT 6PM IF AVAILABLE COULD YOU BRING OWN DECK CHAIR CFS Dalkeith Info


lol... Fire season just ended???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on August 01, 2009, 02:21:36 PM
Gee Talk about slow..Dont they know its only 90 days till the start of the fire season......1909193 12:18:18 01-08-09 GOOD AFTERNOON REMINDER TO MEMBERS ATTENDING END OF FIRE SEASON FUNCTION TONIGHT START AT 6PM IF AVAILABLE COULD YOU BRING OWN DECK CHAIR CFS Dalkeith Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on August 01, 2009, 03:59:37 PM
Some brigades are a bit busier than others.. Harder to plan shows and events around fire calls, work and social lives.. ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 01, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
hmm thinking about it, dalkeith's Car Fire Season may be finishing up.... ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on August 02, 2009, 02:20:29 PM
1800180 23:44:05 01-08-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC064 01/08/09 23:43,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,WOODVILLE RD,WOODVILLE MAP 104 M 7 TG182,CNR TORRENS RD 3 PERSONS SITTING ON A CO,UCH THAT IS ALIGHT FROM SAPOL,SAIR55 WDV249 MFS Woodville 249
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 03, 2009, 08:54:33 AM
1800180 23:44:05 01-08-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC064 01/08/09 23:43,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,WOODVILLE RD,WOODVILLE MAP 104 M 7 TG182,CNR TORRENS RD 3 PERSONS SITTING ON A COUCH THAT IS ALIGHT FROM SAPOL,SAIR55 WDV249 MFS Woodville 249


Talk about being in the hot seat :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 03, 2009, 10:51:43 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC028 03/08/09 10:06,RESPOND Assist SAAS,GRANGE RD,FINDON MAP 116 F 3 TG182,CAR ROLLING NO PERSONS IN VEHICLE. NEEDS, CHOCKING. OUTSIDE FINDON SHOPPING CENTR,E. SAAS ON SCENE.,WDV243

How odd...Is it still rolling???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 03, 2009, 01:22:02 PM
To all - SAPOL conducting "emergency response driving / road law" lecture tonight 8 pm start at Kangarilla. All welcome incl back seat drivers Regards GTO 3/08/2009 12:05:42 PM CFS Mawson Group Info

Plenty of those out there :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on August 06, 2009, 07:50:33 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC005 06/08/09 02:13,RESPOND To,NORTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 118 B 9 TG182,MAN WITH PENIS RING STUCK AT RAH,ADL204
MFS Adelaide



someone just dikking around?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 06, 2009, 09:33:18 AM
unfortunately..that scheiße happens...usually in the USA...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on August 07, 2009, 06:06:01 PM
15:53:00 07-08-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC055 07/08/09 15:51,RESPOND Marine Vessel,EDITHBURGH CFS,EDITHBURGH MAP 0 0 0 TG103,ABOUT 100 MTS OFF THE EDITHBURGH JETTY,BOAT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES - SKIPPER,FELL OUT OF BOAT AND IS AT THE JETTY CFS Yorketown Response

Hmmmm, how would you catch the boat ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 07, 2009, 06:16:16 PM
15:53:00 07-08-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC055 07/08/09 15:51,RESPOND Marine Vessel,EDITHBURGH CFS,EDITHBURGH MAP 0 0 0 TG103,ABOUT 100 MTS OFF THE EDITHBURGH JETTY,BOAT GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES - SKIPPER,FELL OUT OF BOAT AND IS AT THE JETTY CFS Yorketown Response

Hmmmm, how would you catch the boat ?

Depends how fast it is going around in circles :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: RescueHazmat on August 07, 2009, 06:27:43 PM
Navy Torp?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on August 07, 2009, 07:38:23 PM
it must be round up time over at the yorke :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on August 12, 2009, 03:23:55 PM
MFS: RADIO OPEN KIDS SCREAMING FOR A REASON??? MFS Glen Osmond 441      8-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on August 13, 2009, 01:01:54 PM
1800161 23:31:34 12-08-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC073 12/08/09 23:29,RESPOND Rescue Animal,6/21 RALLI ST,PLYMPTON PARK MAP 141 D 3 TG182,PRIORITY TWO, DERANGED SON HAS PUT THE,CAT IN THE ROOFSPACE???? CALLER UNABLE T,O COERCE THE CAT DOWN.,CPK411 MFS Camden Park 411
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 19, 2009, 07:22:36 PM
LYNDOCH 34P ASSISTING SAAS WITH BOGGED VEHICLE. 2ND AMBULANCE ON SCENE FOR CASUALTY TRANSPORTATION. LYNDOCH STATION JACQUE CFS Lyndoch Response

Bogged ambulances a regular theme out there :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on August 19, 2009, 10:45:22 PM
[shaking head]

friggin numpties......... :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 13, 2009, 11:29:39 PM
1909800 15:35:15 13-09-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC058 13/09/09 15:36,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,21 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 118 B 11 TG182,RUBBISH BIN SHAPED LIKE A HIPPO ON FIRE.,SAIR55 ADL201 CFS State
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 13, 2009, 11:30:31 PM
1930429 21:20:33 13-09-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 13/09/09 21:21,RESPOND To,36A HALLETT AV,TRANMERE MAP 107 M 16 TG182,BEAN BAG IN MICROWAVE CAUSED SOME SMOKE., NOW DISSAPATING,BLP211 MFS Beulah Park 211 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on September 15, 2009, 01:31:02 PM
12:39:39   15-09-09   MFS: ROGER YOUR K-22, WILCO ROGER OVER OUT AND UNDER MFS O'Halloran Hill 421
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 27, 2009, 01:57:39 PM
1800161 16:56:43 26-09-09 MFS: WOULD U LIKE TO KNOW WHO WON BOYS OH WHAT ATIME TO GET TURNED OUT ,REGARDS ET,,W MFS Camden Park 411
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Baxter on September 30, 2009, 04:49:24 PM
1916011 15:58:23 30-09-09 LX81 CAT C BACK PAIN IN LOXTONM IF YOU ARE ABLE TO ATTEND
SAAS Unit Loxton

Ok I know it not all that funny about back pains but I do have a pain in my neck
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on October 05, 2009, 06:31:37 PM
1909151 13:32:58 05-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC033 05/10/09 13:34,RESPOND Assist Resident,CLARE SES,CLARE MAP 0 A 0 TG099,JOCK DUNCAN 0417857522 NEAR CAMELS HUMP,LADY FALLEN AND BROKEN ANKLE,CLAR00 CFS Horrocks Group Officers Response

 :-P :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 11, 2009, 06:18:14 PM
18:42:33 11-10-09 CREW RESPOND TO STATION TO ASSIST SAM WITH ANIMAL RESCUE MAIN ROAD COROMANDEL VALLEY CORNER BARBARA FROM SNR 1 CFS Coromandel Valley Info

18:43:29 11-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC053 11/10/09 18:43,RESPOND To,MAIN RD,COROMANDEL VALLEY MAP 166 Q 2 TG146,CNR OF BARBARA - SHEEP ON RD,CRML00 CFS Coromandel Valley Response

Do anything to get call out rates up
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on October 11, 2009, 07:09:53 PM
18:42:33 11-10-09 CREW RESPOND TO STATION TO ASSIST SAM WITH ANIMAL RESCUE MAIN ROAD COROMANDEL VALLEY CORNER BARBARA FROM SNR 1 CFS Coromandel Valley Info

18:43:29 11-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC053 11/10/09 18:43,RESPOND To,MAIN RD,COROMANDEL VALLEY MAP 166 Q 2 TG146,CNR OF BARBARA - SHEEP ON RD,CRML00 CFS Coromandel Valley Response

Do anything to get call out rates up




Maybe theyre hungry...........or lonely :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on October 11, 2009, 07:55:24 PM
or Brigade BBQ coming up  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 11, 2009, 08:20:32 PM
or Brigade BBQ coming up  :wink:

19:37:35 11-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC056 11/10/09 19:37,RESPOND To,COMMERCIAL RD,MOANA MAP 205 K 9 TG134,COWS ON RD POLICE ADVISED BETWEEN MOANA,AND MASLINS,SEAF00 CFS Seaford Response

MIXED GRILL !!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey_Al on October 13, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
LOST PAGER PAGE. CAN YOU HEAR ME? From Sthn Fleurieu GCC 13/10/09 15:36:09
CFS Yankalilla Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 15, 2009, 03:09:11 PM
15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Snowtown Response

1919158 15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Blyth-Snowtown Group Officers Response


meeehhh  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 15, 2009, 04:10:13 PM
15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Snowtown Response

1919158 15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Blyth-Snowtown Group Officers Response


meeehhh  :roll:

Techie's must have fat thumbs or something.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey_Al on October 15, 2009, 05:18:49 PM
15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Snowtown Response

1919158 15:24:08 15-10-09 BAYSIDE VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTRE, 19 BRIGHTON RD, GLENELG, FIP ALARM - SMOKE, 15/10/2009 15:23:31 CFS Blyth-Snowtown Group Officers Response


meeehhh  :roll:



Techie's must have fat thumbs or something.

Quick question.... Where is the *CFSRES in that alarm ack message....??? Bit fishy that....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on October 15, 2009, 08:34:47 PM
the MFS ones don't generally seem to have the CFSRES
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey_Al on October 16, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
 :-D :-D Funny this...

MFS: *CFSRES INC062 16/10/09 20:05,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,ADELAIDE FIRE STATION,WAKEFIELD ST,ADELAIDE MAP B K 16 TG182,PERSON TRAPPED IN LIFT 2 EAST END,LEVEL TWO,ADL201

Oh oh....  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on October 16, 2009, 11:01:03 PM
Now I know this isn't a pager message, it was taken from the 'AdelaideNow' site, but I didn't want to start a new thread just for this;

"Queensland Fire and Rescue Service director of rural operations Tony Adcock said about 500 firefighters, 80 per cent of whom were volunteers, were currently battling 50 fires across the state.
"We're getting to the point where firefighters are getting very tired and have used up their available time," he said."

Surely he's got the figures wrong, thats only 10 firies per fire, we send more to a car fire half the time :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on October 17, 2009, 06:24:23 AM
David....no that would be pretty right. They (in Qld) do things a little different to us (no surprise there i guess) so a lot of the time they let stuff burn and just monitor it with a 14 equiv....and call for help when it looks bad. Some of the reasoning behind that is geographical (similar to NSW in that regards for those that went there), some of it is institutionalised thinking about how to fight fires in their state.

A ratio of 20% career staff overall is pretty high in the bigger scheme of things. But again....knowing how Qld run, not surprising.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan J on October 17, 2009, 11:32:34 PM
so a lot of the time they let stuff burn and just monitor it with a 14 equiv....and call for help when it looks bad.


Maybe we wouldn't have some of our fuel loads if we did the same here.
Fire-stick farming, natural lightning pattern, & all that.

Interesting thing which was pointedly -not- mentioned in the TV show on
California fires the other night.  North-Western Mexico has exactly the same
weather, topography & indigenous plants as Calif, but doesn't get "mega-fires".

Why not ??
Mexico lets scrub fires burn, only defending human assets.
Consequently, they have no-where near the fuel loads.  Therefore, their fires
are a fraction of the intensity and suppression costs of the ones on the
northern side of an imaginary line on a map...

Maybe we shouldn't extinguish anything when the FDI is less than 25 or 30
unless a much higher FDI is predicted for the following day...
Food for thought.

cheers

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on October 18, 2009, 08:37:31 PM


Mexico lets scrub fires burn, only defending human assets.
Consequently, they have no-where near the fuel loads.  Therefore, their fires
are a fraction of the intensity and suppression costs of the ones on the
northern side of an imaginary line on a map...


same theory works well in the NT too!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on October 19, 2009, 02:11:33 PM
1930428 09:00:59 19-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC012 19/10/09 09:00,RESPOND Rescue Animal,UNIT 37/ 33 HALMON AV,EVERARD PARK MAP 129 M 8 TG182,CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF!! 2ND LEVEL,AD2011 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey_Al on October 19, 2009, 04:43:57 PM
17:09:27 19-10-09 STOP ON CALL. MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT TELL KEITH NOT REQUIRED. SIGNED ERIC


 :mrgreen: Aye Keith... your not required mate....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey_Al on October 26, 2009, 08:53:56 PM
 :-D Good one Skip....

MFS: *CFSRES INC056 26/10/09 21:12,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,NORMANVILLE ,NORMANVILLE MAP 0 0 0 TG144,POLICE CAR COLLIDED WITH A KANGAROO -,NO INJURIES - ASSIST,YANK19

Kangaroo 1.... Police Car 0
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 30, 2009, 09:11:29 PM
20:58:30 30-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC086 30/10/09 20:55,RESPOND Tree Down,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,MONARTO MAP 0 0 0 TG203,TREE BLOCKING FREEWAY MELBOURNE BOUND LA,NE - FROM SAPOL - P1,MRB029 MNRT00 SES Murray Bridge

21:01:40 30-10-09 MFS: CFSRES MONARTO AND MURRAY BRIDGE SES CAR HAS NOW HIT TREE CFS Monarto Response

21:28:52 30-10-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC086 30/10/09 21:27,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,SOUTH EASTERN FWY,CALLINGTON MAP 0 0 0 TG203,TRUCK HAS HIT TREE - UNKNOWN CHEMICALS O,N LOAD - FROM MONARTO CFS ON SCENE,OAKB28 MURR28 CFS Oakbank/Balhannah Response

ohhhhh how things unfold  :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on October 31, 2009, 11:08:31 AM
People think tree jobs are so yawn, but see what happens....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on October 31, 2009, 02:36:38 PM
Indeed
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on November 06, 2009, 08:41:52 AM
the MFS ones don't generally seem to have the CFSRES

Don't need it, as they are only a notification to comcen to initiate response through BOMS.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on November 10, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
10:37:57   10-11-09   GRID LICK 34 OUT OF STATION UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE WITH MATERNITY AND WERNER FROM LIEUTENANT 1 CFS Greenock Info


What the hell, who are Link employing.....do they read messages back to you when you dictate them ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 10, 2009, 09:33:29 AM
10:41:55   10-11-09   MORE CREW REQUIRED FOR STRIKE TEAM TO PORT WAKEFIELD. CFS Mount Pleasant Response

gotta love the definition's of strike team....i believe you strike upon a threat...not a smouldering aftermath....

should just call them Mop Up Teams   "MUTS"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on November 10, 2009, 12:29:28 PM
What the filtered, who are Link employing.....do they read messages back to you when you dictate them ?

Not to be picky, but I don't think Link has done our paging for a while.  It's now run by Telstra, subcontracted to a mob called Xacom.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 10, 2009, 12:45:19 PM
Indians from another universe..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on November 10, 2009, 01:59:02 PM
Ah yeah, suppose Xacom sub-contract to someone else in india, but it is getting bad, think they would get use to CFS sayings after a while.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on November 10, 2009, 09:03:16 PM
we need a book made up with some of these...very good! :lol: :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on November 12, 2009, 07:10:28 AM
Ah yeah, suppose Xacom sub-contract to someone else in india, but it is getting bad, think they would get use to CFS sayings after a while.

yes it can get frustrating trying to dictate a message to them sometimes (on the rare occasion I use the 1300 number rather than the web) but I think of it as a good opportunity to practice the phonetic alphabet.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on November 13, 2009, 02:24:16 PM
Now there's a good idea........

FYI ONLY FIRE NEAR PALMER. BRIGADES ATTENDING AS FOLLOWS: M/B X2. MYPO. JERVOIS 34 AND TANKER. DO NOT RESPOND UNLESS CALLED. HEADS UP ONLY. FROM DGO2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 13, 2009, 10:40:55 PM
It'd be a nice idea to have a appointed group information duty officer...not for responses, but for keeping everyone informed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on November 15, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
but for keeping everyone informed.

that would just drive me absoloutely insane.....

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 15, 2009, 09:32:01 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 15/11/09 10:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,ROBE RD,PENOLA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,TREE ROLLED OVER. NO PERSONS PRESENT.,NO KEYS. FROM SAPOL. 50KM FROM PENOLA.,VICINITY OF KANGAROO INN SCHOOL.,PENO19 FURN00 CFS Penola Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on November 15, 2009, 06:09:52 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC027 15/11/09 10:39,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,ROBE RD,PENOLA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,TREE ROLLED OVER. NO PERSONS PRESENT.,NO KEYS. FROM SAPOL. 50KM FROM PENOLA.,VICINITY OF KANGAROO INN SCHOOL.,PENO19 FURN00 CFS Penola Response

No keys???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on November 16, 2009, 11:46:22 AM
Quote
FYI ONLY FIRE NEAR PALMER. BRIGADES ATTENDING AS FOLLOWS: M/B X2. MYPO. JERVOIS 34 AND TANKER. DO NOT RESPOND UNLESS CALLED. HEADS UP ONLY. FROM DGO2


but for keeping everyone informed.

that would just drive me absoloutely insane.....



I was actually being sarcastic with the "Do not respond unless called" part....
 :lol:

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on November 21, 2009, 03:44:36 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC055 21/11/09 17:00,RESPOND Assist Resident,[Address Removed],MIDDLETON MAP 306 F 11 TG138,PERSON STUCK IN TOILET AFTER DOOR LOCK H,AS BROKEN, [Phone #]. 40 Y.O WOMAN,MDDL00
CFS Middleton response


now thats a stinker of a job  :lol:  :-P  :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on November 21, 2009, 08:25:59 PM
:)

Believe they got stop called though...lucky!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on November 21, 2009, 08:26:54 PM
PAGER TEST STATION 54, DUTY CREW SUN 22ND F/F PORTER S & S/F ARNELL, TIP FOR TODAY, DO NOT EAT YELLOW SNOW!! : (

lol bit of random advice for those going to the snow
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 22, 2009, 06:08:48 PM
1908882 18:29:45 22-11-09 Carey Gully Sleigh 14 responding to urgent call from Father Christmas who needs a ride to Uraidla because his own sleigh has broken down. From Sue and Richard. CG Station 22/11/2009 6:21:26 PM CFS Carey Gully Info

I wonder if they will respond priority one  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 24, 2009, 09:58:29 AM
MFS:1: *CFSRES INC024 24/11/09 11:18,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,NORTON SUMMIT RD,WOODFORDE MAP 120 F 4 TG182,SPOT FIRES SOUTHERN EDGE OF MORIALTA CON,SERVATION PARK -ADJACENT NORTON SUMMIT R,D, NEAR SECOND WATERFALL.,NORT00 BLP211 SAIR55

DEH overachiving once again.. ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 24, 2009, 10:10:53 AM
 :roll: :roll: nothing new to say the least
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 26, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:34,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10,TREE BLOCKING ROAD ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF G,UMERACHA IN FRONT OF FAWLTY TOWERS.FROM,POLICE. P2,OLO020 CFS Lobethal Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:44,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA IN FRONT O,F FAULTY TOWERS,GUMA00 CFS Gumeracha Group Officers Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 15:55,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA, IN FRONT,OF FAULTY TOWERS,FORR00 CFS Forreston Response

MFS: *CFSRES INC054 26/11/09 16:13,RESPOND Tree Down,ADELAIDE-MANNUM RD,GUMERACHA MAP 88 H 10 TG098,ON ADELAIDE SIDE OF GUMERACHA IN FRONT O,F FAULTY TOWERS,LOBE19 CFS Lobethal Response


Gotta love it when we go in circles..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 29, 2009, 08:42:40 AM
1908882 18:29:45 22-11-09 Carey Gully Sleigh 14 responding to urgent call from Father Christmas who needs a ride to Uraidla because his own sleigh has broken down. From Sue and Richard. CG Station 22/11/2009 6:21:26 PM CFS Carey Gully Info

I wonder if they will respond priority one  :lol:

No Robert, he has till the 25th of December to get there :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on November 30, 2009, 07:38:02 AM
08:36:22 30-11-09 FYI Loby 34 is going to mt barker to have seat covers fitted will be away for approx 2 days. cheers Glen 1Lt. 30/11/2009 08:35:54 PM CFS Lobethal Info

must be some serious seat covers...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on November 30, 2009, 09:41:55 AM
Unit is now standing down. Thankyou to all crew who have responded over the last two days, well done. Any taskings will be defaulted until 0600 tomorrow. SES Edinburgh Info


Oh dear, we did a few fire calls, can we take the night off ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Chinny on November 30, 2009, 01:47:49 PM
Yes very smart move there boys :roll: We are an emergency service but we are taking the night off :lol:

Is that not just putting pressure on other units that have been busy too?

PISS POOR MANAGEMENT HAHA oh SES how do you survive :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 30, 2009, 01:55:45 PM
Yes very smart move there boys :roll: We are an emergency service but we are taking the night off :lol:

Is that not just putting pressure on other units that have been busy too?

filtered POOR MANAGEMENT HAHA oh SES how do you survive :|

While i'm a volunteer, volunteering to do something for nothing, this thought came to mind...

Q: What's the similarity between two terms  "Volunteer" and "OHS"

A: Everyone uses those words as an excuse for something.   EG: We need a new chair because of OHS, to save money.  We're only volunteer.

The default policy is good for when the pager actually goes off...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 04, 2009, 08:50:22 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC086 04/12/09 22:08,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MAGILL RD,STEPNEY MAP 119 A 6 TG182,CLEAN UP ONLY OUTSIDE THE MAID & MAGPIE.,(I'M NOT SURPRISED!!),BLP211 MFS Beulah Park 211


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on December 04, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC086 04/12/09 22:08,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,MAGILL RD,STEPNEY MAP 119 A 6 TG182,CLEAN UP ONLY OUTSIDE THE MAID & MAGPIE.,(I'M NOT SURPRISED!!),BLP211


god dam traffic is getting worsed are they still giving out coco pop lic  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on December 05, 2009, 11:19:18 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC098 05/12/09 23:34,RESPOND Tree Fire,SCOTT RD,HOPE FOREST MAP 0 0 0 TG132,,SAIR55 RNGE00 CFS Range/Hope Forest Response

MFS: STOP CALL, SAME CALLER RANG BACK, WAS THE MOON RISING!!!! CFS Range/Hope Forest Response

 :oops:

also same night

MFS: *CFSRES INC082 05/12/09 21:46,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,NAPPERBY CFS,NAPPERBY MAP 0 0 0 TG194,HIGHWAY ONE, PORT LINCOLN SIDE OF PIRIE,JUST OUT OF PIRIE,NAPP00 CFS Napperby Response

lol port lincoln is 400km from pirie interesting way of giving directions
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on December 06, 2009, 09:59:53 PM
lol- is that as you're driving to lincoln or as the crow flies??

One is north one is south...good work!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 08, 2009, 10:53:51 AM
11:08:17   08-12-09   MFS: *CFSRES INC036 08/12/09 11:08,RESPOND ALARM 11/141,TRANS ADELAIDE/ADELAIDE CASINO,OFF NORTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 3 P 3 TG182,ALARM STATUS IS TEST,SPKL VLVE NTH TCE 15M WST OF STN PLACE,,AD2015 ADL201 AD2011


MFS: *CFSRES INC038 08/12/09 12:11,RESPOND ALARM 25/010,TRANS ADELAIDE,SIGNAL RELAY ROOM,LT1 SEMAPHORE RD,GLANVILLE MAP 91 L 6 TG182,LINE OPEN AND PRIORITY 2,,LGS281


Time Difference equals how late the trains are...;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 10, 2009, 11:02:13 AM
11:08:17   08-12-09   MFS: *CFSRES INC036 08/12/09 11:08,RESPOND ALARM 11/141,TRANS ADELAIDE/ADELAIDE CASINO,OFF NORTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 3 P 3 TG182,ALARM STATUS IS TEST,SPKL VLVE NTH TCE 15M WST OF STN PLACE,,AD2015 ADL201 AD2011


MFS: *CFSRES INC038 08/12/09 12:11,RESPOND ALARM 25/010,TRANS ADELAIDE,SIGNAL RELAY ROOM,LT1 SEMAPHORE RD,GLANVILLE MAP 91 L 6 TG182,LINE OPEN AND PRIORITY 2,,LGS281


Time Difference equals how late the trains are...;)

A time difference in alarms going off in two different places that are unconnected?!?! MEIN GOTT! ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 10, 2009, 11:40:24 AM
11:08:17   08-12-09   MFS: *CFSRES INC036 08/12/09 11:08,RESPOND ALARM 11/141,TRANS ADELAIDE/ADELAIDE CASINO,OFF NORTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 3 P 3 TG182,ALARM STATUS IS TEST,SPKL VLVE NTH TCE 15M WST OF STN PLACE,,AD2015 ADL201 AD2011


MFS: *CFSRES INC038 08/12/09 12:11,RESPOND ALARM 25/010,TRANS ADELAIDE,SIGNAL RELAY ROOM,LT1 SEMAPHORE RD,GLANVILLE MAP 91 L 6 TG182,LINE OPEN AND PRIORITY 2,,LGS281


Time Difference equals how late the trains are...;)

A time difference in alarms going off in two different places that are unconnected?!?! MEIN GOTT! ;)





An occurence that over time will be called "the Higgs Boson effect" :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 10, 2009, 11:41:55 AM
"Attention, Attention, Adelaide 201, 204, Respond to a Particle Physics emergency..."
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on December 10, 2009, 12:15:36 PM
11:08:17   08-12-09   MFS: *CFSRES INC036 08/12/09 11:08,RESPOND ALARM 11/141,TRANS ADELAIDE/ADELAIDE CASINO,OFF NORTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 3 P 3 TG182,ALARM STATUS IS TEST,SPKL VLVE NTH TCE 15M WST OF STN PLACE,,AD2015 ADL201 AD2011


MFS: *CFSRES INC038 08/12/09 12:11,RESPOND ALARM 25/010,TRANS ADELAIDE,SIGNAL RELAY ROOM,LT1 SEMAPHORE RD,GLANVILLE MAP 91 L 6 TG182,LINE OPEN AND PRIORITY 2,,LGS281


Time Difference equals how late the trains are...;)

A time difference in alarms going off in two different places that are unconnected?!?! MEIN GOTT! ;)

Interestingly, 1 hour DV Tapes actually record 63 minutes.
Coincidence?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 10, 2009, 01:16:48 PM
Conspiracy!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 12, 2009, 09:47:35 AM
1909003 23:35:42 11-12-09 BURNSIDE NOW CHANGED OF QUARTERS TO GLEN OSBORNE 44 FROM CRAIG CFS Burnside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 14, 2009, 12:45:09 AM
22:38:36 13-12-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC063 13/12/09 22:37,RESPOND Smoke in Area,LOWER NORTH EAST RD,CAMPBELLTOWN MAP 107 M 10 TG182,IN VICINITY OF CHICKENS TO GO,SAIR55 PDS221 MFS Paradise

Then a little while later....


22:45:28 13-12-09 MFS: FROM SAPOL APPARENTLY THE BUTCHER IS SMOKING HAMS, TOUGH ON THE TALLY HO'S MFS Paradise


Must have been a joint of ham.   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 15, 2009, 06:28:28 PM
KEITH BASE: anyone unabel to be around on a fire band day please let me know SMS or ring 0429429124. capt 15/12/2009 7:28:24 PM CFS Keith Info


Fire Band, hear that boys,  tune up your banjos!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 18, 2009, 04:43:11 PM
15:18:43 18-12-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC050 18/12/09 15:18,RESPOND Assist Police,NARACOORTE CFS,NARACOORTE MAP 0 0 0 TG227,ASSIST SAPOL WITH INCIDENT FROM WEDNESDA,Y. FURTHER DETAILS VIA NARACOORTE CAPT.,NRCT19 CFS Naracoorte Group Officers Response

15:30:58 18-12-09 Ncte GCC: their will be a permit burn at the naracoorte council depot at the direction of naracoorte police from 15.30 till 17.30 dgo 1 18/12/2009 CFS Naracoorte Group Info

bahaha BUGGER sub tropical rain forest plants being destroyed!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on December 18, 2009, 04:54:57 PM
Ummm, I would be a little careful about making jokes about the Naracoorte job....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 18, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 19, 2009, 04:45:34 AM
P181 I HAVE THIS VISION OF YOU DRIVING DOWN O'CONEL ST, STEREO PUMPING, ARMS OUT, SEAT SBACK, LIGHTS ON...
SAAS Prospect

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on December 20, 2009, 11:47:20 PM
First...

23:41:35 20-12-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC069 20/12/09 23:40,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,SUNNYMEADE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK MAP 166 E 9 TG182,CARPARK OF UNITING CHURCH OPPOSITE #45,SAIR55 HPPY00 CFS State Air Desk

Then...

23:42:50 20-12-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC069 20/12/09 23:41,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,SUNNYMEADE DR,ABERFOYLE PARK MAP 166 E 9 TG182,CARPARK OF UNITING CHURCH OPPOSITE #45,W,ITH CFS,SAIR55 STM401 MFS St Marys 401

Then a little later...

00:02:57 21-12-09 MFS: ACTION TAKEN 15 DOES THAT MEAN... STOOD BY AND WATCHED OTHER FIRE SERVICE DO OUR WORK?? MFS St Marys 401

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 21, 2009, 07:24:18 AM
1908016 22:58:50 20-12-09 MFS: *CFSRES INC065 20/12/09 22:55,RESPOND Tree Down,CORNER OF EAST AVE & LINK ST,NORTHFIELD MAP 94 N 9,TREE OVER ROAD CALLER SANDRA 0416 322 17,6 WOULD NOT ELABORATE ON HUMUNGUS!,ENF020 SES Enfield Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on December 21, 2009, 07:43:07 PM
MFS:1: *CFSRES INC080 21/12/09 21:03,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,UNIT 1, NUMBER 2 LILY ST,GOODWOOD MAP 130 C 7 TG182,FROM SAPOL - SOME BLOKE IS SMASHING HIS,FURNITURE AND THEN BURNING IT IN HIS,BACKYARD - AS YOU DO...,SAIR55 MFS Adelaide 201      :lol::lol:

some1 getting new furniture for xmas
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 23, 2009, 01:32:17 PM
I am trying to sleep after a night shift, so whoever needs to know my plan is if I get a fire call is to go to the station, get a truck, and go and put it out. signed Chris Vanstone  CFS Stirling Info :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 24, 2009, 09:36:44 PM
1915793   20:16:37   24-12-09   'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring....not even a pager left on in the house...have a Merry Christmas. DEH Mt Lofty Ranges Group
 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 28, 2009, 05:00:30 PM
1905679   15:53:1428-12-09 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE PHONE & PAGER TEST COMPLETE, THE DAYS ARE GETTING HOTTER KEEP COOL HELLO CANADA KEEP WARM SON HAVE U MET ANY LOCAL FIRIES YET MIKE MFS Kapunda Response :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on December 29, 2009, 06:52:32 PM
1919415 17:49:13 29-12-09 DRUG TEAM MEMBERS REQUIRED CREW OF 4 DEPART 19 HUNDRED HOURS PLEASE RING MARK AT STATION CFS Keyneton Response

what the!!! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on December 29, 2009, 09:04:55 PM
1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER
CFS Kyeema Group Officers response

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 30, 2009, 07:56:24 AM
03:10:01 30-12-09 MFS: IS THERE ANY POINT IN GOING BACK TO STATION?? MAY AS WELL STAY AT THE TAVERN AT THIS RATE... MFS Elizabeth 331

Well it is Elizabeth after allthey never sleep :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Crankster 34 on December 30, 2009, 08:45:32 AM
Quote
1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER

Slightly unprofessional, not to mention it pushes the message needlessly over into two seperate messages. This results in the response tone only activating for about a second before the next message containing the brigade names is received on the normal tone.


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 30, 2009, 09:00:24 AM
Quote
1908950 22:26:39 29-12-09 MFS:1: *CFSRES INC093 29/12/09 22:25,RESPOND To,CORNER OF COLVILLE RD & RYAN RD,WHITES VALLEY MAP 224 M 6 TG132,FROM SAPOL. SOME BRAIN SURGEON HAS SPILL,ED APPROX 8 LITRES OF OIL ACROSS THE RD., NEED KITTY LITTER

Slightly unprofessional, not to mention it pushes the message needlessly over into two seperate messages. This results in the response tone only activating for about a second before the next message containing the brigade names is received on the normal tone.

But it relates to how the volly's would think tho....I vote that its politically correct...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 01, 2010, 12:41:01 PM
1800177 06:03:46 01-01-10 MFS: CAN YOU FIND SOME MORE WE LOVE WORK MFS St Marys 401
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Baxter on January 06, 2010, 02:11:27 PM
1927242 15:20:40 06-01-10 WM81 CatB Stuart Hwy, Coondambo
WES Woomera Emergency Services

I think this may be a spelling error
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 06, 2010, 02:19:47 PM
apparently its a hill.. ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Baxter on January 06, 2010, 02:31:17 PM
Yes you are partly right Zippy but it also according to Place Names of South Australia a former pastoral station that is now part of Bruce Well 54 km east of Kingoonya along the railway line. Unfortunately I think they meant GLENDAMBO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 06, 2010, 03:19:18 PM
Coondambo is where the Glendambo CFS appliance is kept...and where there is an airstrip.....

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 06, 2010, 09:38:32 PM
22:19:34 06-01-10 MFS: YOU NEED AS MUCH BEAUTY SLEEP AS YOU CAN GET....YOU HAD BETTER GET HOME????;-) MFS Elizabeth 331

22:24:49 06-01-10 MFS: I LL LET RUDDERBUDDY KNOW WHEN I SEE HIM LYNDOCH LIMP MFS Elizabeth 331

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 07, 2010, 08:17:39 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC021 07/01/10 08:30,RESPOND Assist SAAS,WOODFALLS RD,ELIZABETH VALE MAP 62 A 11 TG182,AMBOS NEED A LIFT WITH AN 'OVER EATING',TYPE OF BLOKE WHO IS STUCK IN THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM...,ELZ331 MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 12, 2010, 12:23:46 PM
IF ANYONE IS GOING INTO THE MORGUE IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS, COULD THEY PLS CALL ME SO WE CAN RETURN PUMPER'S CAMERA FOR REPAIRS - PLS CALL DAVID CFS Burnside Info


What the....

CORRECTION TO LAST PAGE, RUNDLE MALL IS A BETTER PLACE TO GO THAN THE MORGUE. CFS Burnside Info

damn straight :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 12, 2010, 12:49:15 PM
1909225 11:53:41 12-01-10 CFSR5: R5HQ INFO: GOODMORNING ALL PHILS MOBILE PHONE HAS DECIDED THAT WATER AND GOLF DONT MIX. IT HAS DIED. PHIL IS WITHOUT A PHONE UNTIL IT IS REPLACED. BUGGER!! CFS R5 HQ Info

 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 12, 2010, 05:20:46 PM
1800181   18:30:37 12-01-10 MFS: PICK UP PIZZA BOX RECEPTION RESIDENTIAL BLDG MFS Adelaide 201
hungry? lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 14, 2010, 11:02:26 PM
1800096 22:28:34 14-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC068 14/01/10 22:28,RESPOND To,18 ROGERS ST,HIGHBURY MAP 96 M 8 TG182,EX HAS THROWN HER HOUSE KEYS ON THE ROOF,PDS221 MFS Paradise
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 21, 2010, 07:16:53 PM
20:37:19 21-01-10 DISHWASHER HAS PACKED IT IN AGAIN AND IS NOW LEAKING. CAN YOU PLEASE ORGANISE HOBART. FROM BRETT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

:roll: :roll: Another dishwasher bites the dust  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 21, 2010, 07:38:22 PM
21:02:55 21-01-10 HAHN INFO FOR INFORMATION KUIPTO FSDI = 18 GFDI = 16 FOR 22/01/10, PEOPLE PLS GET A GRIP CFS Hahndorf Info   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 22, 2010, 09:50:22 AM
11:13:02 22-01-10 FOR INFO FDI NOW 105 AND DRY LIGHTNING FORECAST.HOPING IT STAYS QUIET FROM JASON 22/01/10 11:13:35 CFS Mount Pleasant Response

11:15:28 22-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC034 22/01/10 11:13,RESPOND Smoke in Area,TUNGKILLO ,TUNGKILLO MAP 0 0 0 TG096,SMOKE FROM WITHIN BURNT AREA OF PREVIOUS, FIRE,SAIR55 MPLT19 CFS Barossa Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: whitecloud on January 22, 2010, 11:50:58 AM
11:13:02 22-01-10 FOR INFO FDI NOW 105 AND DRY LIGHTNING FORECAST.HOPING IT STAYS QUIET FROM JASON 22/01/10 11:13:35 CFS Mount Pleasant Response

11:15:28 22-01-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC034 22/01/10 11:13,RESPOND Smoke in Area,TUNGKILLO ,TUNGKILLO MAP 0 0 0 TG096,SMOKE FROM WITHIN BURNT AREA OF PREVIOUS, FIRE,SAIR55 MPLT19 CFS Barossa Group Officers Response

Haha, "Hope it stays quiet" seems to work the same way as polishing one's boots : surefire way to ensure the pager goes off...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on January 25, 2010, 09:24:27 PM
Quote
1925597 22:34:36 25-01-10 SA12 GTN SPRAY NEEDS TO BE DISCARDED ON EXPIRY DATE, 3 MONTHS IS filtered. TA LARS
SAAS Unit  

Ummm, I guess thats pretty clear..!?!?!?!?  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 27, 2010, 07:01:09 PM
1908108 19:28:44 27-01-10 Thank your mother for the rabbits SES
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 28, 2010, 07:17:50 AM
08:42:08 28-01-10 MFS: IMAGINE ARRIVING AT A HOUSE FIRE AND SAYING NEVILLE 99 MFS St Marys 401
 
MFS: KAY WAS NEVILLES WIFE..HE INVENTED THE NEVILLE CODES...SOUNDED NOT QUITE CORRECT ON RADIO SO THEY WERE CALLED "K" CODES...SOUNDED MORE PROFESSIONAL MFS St Marys 401

 :lol: :lol:

and some more later

MFS: HILLY, I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THE NET FOR SEVERAL HOURS. THERE ARE SPECIFIC REASONS FOR THE 'K CODES' - BUT NOTHING TO EXPLAIN 'K' AS THE PREFIX FOR THOSE CODES... ONE THOUGHT IS THAT IT MAY BE SHORT FOR 'KEY' - ? MFS St Marys 401

MFS: NO....NEVILLE !!!! MFS St Marys 401
11:37:00 28-01-10 MFS: NEVILLE SOUNDS BETTER??? MFS St Marys 401
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 28, 2010, 07:20:29 AM
08:05:28 28-01-10 STLN: Happy Birthday 40th to our resident pole dancer - have a great day !! CFS Stirling North Info

Happy Birthday  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on February 06, 2010, 09:53:08 AM
10:21:47   06-02-10   Check out my photos on Facebook Hi Chvl, I set up a Facebook profile where I can post my pictures, videos and events and I want to add you as a friend so you can see it. First, you need to join Facebook! Once you join, you can also create CFS Cherryville Info

hahahaha, mega fail....this is what happens when your email contacts book contains a paging address ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fly on February 06, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
ROLF gotta love those messages :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fly on February 06, 2010, 09:36:44 PM
1931040 22:21:18 06-02-10 MFS: BOUT TIME YOU GUYS DID SOME WORK...STRUGGLE TOWN TODAY TRON MFS Seaford 469

gotta love those days...espesh from a paid servce!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 07, 2010, 08:13:34 AM
1931040 22:21:18 06-02-10 MFS: BOUT TIME YOU GUYS DID SOME WORK...STRUGGLE TOWN TODAY TRON MFS Seaford 469

gotta love those days...espesh from a paid servce!!!

Given I found from the pager website, they were a little busy in the area:

22:15:10 06-02-10 MFS: CFSRES INC082 06/02/10 22:12,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,54 SMUGGLERS DR,SEAFORD RISE MAP 205 K 6 TG182,IN PARK BEHIND THIS ADDRESS, FROM POLICE,SAIR55 CDN431 SEAF00 MFS Christie Downs 431

22:30:05 06-02-10 MFS:1: CFSRES INC084 06/02/10 22:27,RESPOND Hazmat Incident,5 YACHTSMAN ST,SEAFORD MAP 195 F 12 TG182,POSSIBLE SPILL OF UNKNOWN CHEMICAL. 2 PE,RSONS AFFECTED. SAAS ON SCENE.,SEA469 ADL206 CAR041 SEAF00 CDN439 MRPH00 MFS Seaford 469

21:53:03 06-02-10 MFS: CFSRES INC078 06/02/10 21:50,RESPOND Vehicle Fire LPG,41 BEACON CR,SEAFORD MAP 195 H 16 TG182,VEHICLE IN DRIVEWAY.,SEA469 SEAF00 CDN431 MFS Seaford 469

...and that did not include the illegal fireworks set off last night as well.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fly on February 07, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
ok they were busy but still a nice thing to put on the paging website!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 08, 2010, 05:11:52 AM
1800170 02:52:29 08-02-10 MFS: O LYNDOCH LANGUAGE ADRIAN...GET UP TO SPEED WITH MFS TERMINOLOGY...NO WONDER YOUR STILL A SENIOR XXOO MFS Oakden 301
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 10, 2010, 03:14:49 PM
1919453   16:38:38 10-02-10M EE.Group stop call for cowell to heggartion fire it has rained CFS Cowell Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vsteve01 on February 10, 2010, 09:20:00 PM
"PAGING TEST IF YOU DIDNT GET THIS PAGE AND YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE CONTACT STATH COMMS CFS Strathalbyn Info"

hmm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on February 10, 2010, 09:35:25 PM
well...it's a village.....it's just looking
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Mike on February 11, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
"PAGING TEST IF YOU DIDNT GET THIS PAGE AND YOU THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE CONTACT STATH COMMS CFS Strathalbyn Info"

hmm

Special people.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on February 15, 2010, 07:36:06 AM
08:41:01 15-02-10 TRAINING FOR STONEY POINT BRIGADE AT 19320 TONIGHT GROUP OFFICER VISITING ALSO CFS Corny Point Info

Monday Morning blues...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 15, 2010, 08:48:36 PM
1800170 17:44:34 15-02-10 MFS: OME ON WILL......WE SENT YOU OUT FOR SOME QUALITY TIME AND YOUR COMIN BACK..:-( MFS Oakden 301
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 20, 2010, 06:01:07 AM
1909107   18:14:34 19-02-10 Tand24 now out of action for next 3 to 4 days to undergo exploratory surgery with specialists. Capt CFS Tanunda Info

1909098   18:14:34 19-02-10 Tand24 now out of action for next 3 to 4 days to undergo exploratory surgery with specialists. Capt CFS Angaston Group Officer Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 20, 2010, 06:03:19 AM
1919359   17:26:44 19-02-10 Tailem info / Hello my fellow members can i have a hand to tidie up station for towmorrows training tonight say from 1930hr ( 7.30pm ) for those who havent grasped the 24hr thing ? Lub the captain 19-Feb-10 17:27:35 CFS Tailem Bend Info
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 21, 2010, 12:04:23 AM
1800164 00:38:24 21-02-10 MFS: DAILY INC. NO. 1 GOES TO STATION 33,AGAIN. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 01, 2010, 05:32:56 AM
1800167 23:33:18 28-02-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC215 28/02/10 23:32,RESPOND Assist Resident,25A WILLOWOOD DR,URRBRAE MAP 131 G 13 TG182,LARGE BROLLY FLAYING IN THE WIND,GLO441 MFS Glen Osmond 441

1800167 23:35:02 28-02-10 MFS: SHE WILL BE MARRY POPPINS IF SHE ATTEMPTS BROLLY RESCUE MFS Glen Osmond 441
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 02, 2010, 02:12:14 PM
PENNESHAW INFO CAN SOMEONE PLEASE COME TO STATION TONITE AND PUT BACK THE TRUCK SPARE TYRES CHEERS CFS Penneshaw Info

Doh :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on March 02, 2010, 02:40:31 PM
1800167 23:33:18 28-02-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC215 28/02/10 23:32,RESPOND Assist Resident,25A WILLOWOOD DR,URRBRAE MAP 131 G 13 TG182,LARGE BROLLY FLAYING IN THE WIND,GLO441 MFS Glen Osmond 441

1800167 23:35:02 28-02-10 MFS: SHE WILL BE MARRY POPPINS IF SHE ATTEMPTS BROLLY RESCUE MFS Glen Osmond 441


Are they for real, who turned that out !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 03, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
1800164   00:32:18 03-03-10 MFS: NOT EVERYONE IS AS CLEVER AS YOU PAUL MFS Elizabeth 331

1926877   03:17:26 03-03-10 MFS: FEELING A BIT WASHED OUT MR.SMITHSON MFS Elizabeth 339 Response

1800164   03:51:11 03-03-10 MFS: AN PUT A TAD OF ENTHUSIASM IN YOUR RADIO WORK MR.RAYNER :-0 MFS Elizabeth 331

1800164   03:56:47 03-03-10 MFS: THATS THE SPIRIT..YOO HOO :-) MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 03, 2010, 10:48:40 AM
1928012   12:03:52 03-03-10 GERMAN TOURISTS HAVE BOGGED VEHICLE ON LAKE GEORGE PLEASE CALL 0405534252 SES East Region

oops :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 03, 2010, 07:16:33 PM
1800167 23:33:18 28-02-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC215 28/02/10 23:32,RESPOND Assist Resident,25A WILLOWOOD DR,URRBRAE MAP 131 G 13 TG182,LARGE BROLLY FLAYING IN THE WIND,GLO441 MFS Glen Osmond 441

1800167 23:35:02 28-02-10 MFS: SHE WILL BE MARRY POPPINS IF SHE ATTEMPTS BROLLY RESCUE MFS Glen Osmond 441


Are they for real, who turned that out !

I personally did not deal with this....but if this is one of those large heavy fabric umbrellas on the metal pole that are used as shade over tables....then I would hate to hold one down or try to fold it against a strong wind before it took off & hit a person / window....if it was this, then ropes & a few peoples weight could be needed to secure the unbrella.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F7 on March 09, 2010, 10:31:38 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC030 09/03/10 11:51,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,SOUTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 118 C 16 TG182,IN PARKLANDS OPP ST ANDREWS HOSPITAL - ,NO REFLECTIVE TYPE PERSONS HAVE LIT,A CAMP FIRE - FROM POLICE,SAIR55 ADL201
MFS Adelaide
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on March 09, 2010, 11:20:26 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC030 09/03/10 11:51,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,SOUTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 118 C 16 TG182,IN PARKLANDS OPP ST ANDREWS HOSPITAL - ,NO REFLECTIVE TYPE PERSONS HAVE LIT,A CAMP FIRE - FROM POLICE,SAIR55 ADL201
MFS Adelaide

not very PC in this day and age, nor very smart seeing as it can be and is read by everyone concerned in Wakefield St.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on March 09, 2010, 01:14:02 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC030 09/03/10 11:51,RESPOND GRASS FIRE,SOUTH TCE,ADELAIDE MAP 118 C 16 TG182,IN PARKLANDS OPP ST ANDREWS HOSPITAL - ,NO REFLECTIVE TYPE PERSONS HAVE LIT,A CAMP FIRE - FROM POLICE,SAIR55 ADL201
MFS Adelaide

not very PC in this day and age, nor very smart seeing as it can be and is read by everyone concerned in Wakefield St.

Agreed... Probably a silly question - Is it possible for the Comcen to trace which operator sent the message..???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 09, 2010, 07:28:24 PM
1800164 15:45:46 09-03-10 MFS: GO HOME MFS Elizabeth 331
1800164 15:50:37 09-03-10 MFS: HAHA MFS Elizabeth 331
1800164 15:52:05 09-03-10 MFS: CHANGE QUARTERS TO STATION 46 MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 12, 2010, 07:30:50 PM
1800125   11:05:11 12-03-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC032 12/03/10 11:04,RESPOND To,TEST AV,TESTOWN MAP 000 0 0 TGTG,HELLO KIDS. I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A NICE, DAY.,PDS221 MFS Paradise
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on March 25, 2010, 08:00:20 AM
07:46:03 25-03-10 SLD Crew SC1Crocker Leske C14Tom Mcleay S24 Clayton Barker Simo Kat M34Lord Haley Saers // Ngarkat Bh14 Rod Sam M14 Tinks Alex C1 Filz // Langhorne Ck T14Uphill Valdis A14 Bau Crozier ,Don't lose it  DEH Adelaide Region

 :roll:  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on March 29, 2010, 10:48:57 PM
Always love these  :-D

1909026   21:23:35   29-03-10   Testing New Pagers Call station if you don't receive this!!!! CFS Woodside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 30, 2010, 12:28:02 PM
CFS: AIR OPS INFO: FIREBIRD 504 AND AAS AND 2 MLR BOMBERS REQUIRED ON ACTIVE STANDBY AT WAB BY 1300HRS FOR BURNOFF IN MONTACUTE CP - SARC PEARCE > 30/03/2010 11:55:10 AM CFS STC Info


Do we have faith in the DEH? you better believe it!

LOL... yes i know its all about preparedness.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on March 30, 2010, 03:54:21 PM
CFS: AIR OPS INFO: FIREBIRD 504 AND AAS AND 2 MLR BOMBERS REQUIRED ON ACTIVE STANDBY AT WAB BY 1300HRS FOR BURNOFF IN MONTACUTE CP - SARC PEARCE > 30/03/2010 11:55:10 AM CFS STC Info


Do we have faith in the DEH? you better believe it!

LOL... yes i know its all about preparedness.
Just listening to it. Not all going to plan?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 30, 2010, 06:44:41 PM
overachivement? haha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on March 30, 2010, 10:40:02 PM
Good on you gong beaters, continue to do your 1 - 2 acre burnoffs...no way there getting out of control!!! you LEGENDS
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 31, 2010, 09:23:52 AM
MFS: CHECK STUCK BUTTON AND LANGUAGE WARNING! SWEAR JAR MFS St Marys 401
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 31, 2010, 11:12:30 AM
11:38:50   31-03-10   CFS: *CFSRES: BOMBERS 580, 584 & FIREBIRD 504 GO TO ACTIVE STANDBY AT WAB - FROM SARC PEARCE > 31/03/2010 11:38:39 AM CFS HQ Air Ops Response

Cleland Overachievement Contingency Plan COCP!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 31, 2010, 02:02:49 PM
1926891 07:18:41 31-03-10 MFS: NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF LITTLE FLUFF FIRST THING IN THE MORNING MFS Gawler 359
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on April 01, 2010, 11:57:27 PM
1800164 00:09:40 02-04-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC001 02/04/10 00:09,RESPOND To,CNR MAIN NTH RD & MIDWAY RD,ELIZABETH EAST MAP 62 B 3 TG182,SPEED CAMERA ON FIRE AT INTERSECTION,ELZ331
MFS Elizabeth ELZ331  :-D :-D :-D


THEY DRIVE TO FAST OUT THERE,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 02, 2010, 03:59:14 PM
THEY DRIVE TO FAST OUT THERE,

Probably a stolen car :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 04, 2010, 12:58:48 AM
1908884 20:08:45 03-04-10 Adelaide fire have reported sightings of easter bunny in chambers gully, use caution for all call outs, capt CFS Greenhill Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 04, 2010, 12:59:08 AM
1800164 20:07:35 03-04-10 MFS: JAMIE WILLIAMS, CHANGE OF QUARTERS TO NOWHERE... RESET MCT BLOKE. MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on April 04, 2010, 01:00:38 AM
1800164 22:14:33 03-04-10 MFS: IS HE BEING A SOOKY LALA YET ??? MFS Elizabeth 331
1800164 22:12:48 03-04-10 MFS: YOU HAVE TO BLAME F/F WILLIAMS FOR IT BEING THIS BUSY! MFS Elizabeth 331

1800164 22:03:20 03-04-10 MFS: JIMBO..JIMBO..ITS OFF TO WORK WE GO, MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on April 04, 2010, 10:46:58 AM
1909187 09:16:47 04-04-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC027 04/04/10 09:16,RESPOND Assist Resident,538 YATALA VALE RD,YATALA VALE MAP 73 C 16 TG182,CAT STUCK IN CAR DASHBOARD,TTGY19 GGV311 CFS Para Group Officers Response

Maybe the kitty cat was trying to hotwire the car  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on April 04, 2010, 12:45:44 PM
09:25:16 04-04-10 MRPH INFO: EASTER BUNNY HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN AREA, LEAVING STATION WITH A BIG SMILE ON HIS FACE, DOORS UP ON THE GREAT EGG HUNT IN 5 MINUTES, DON''T FORGET TO BRING A SMALL BASKET TO CARRY THE LOOT! CFS Morphett Vale Info

Great family idea....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 04, 2010, 05:18:10 PM
1909188   13:49:05   04-04-10   MFS: *CFSRES INC040 04/04/10 13:48,RESPOND Assist Resident,5 TATURA RD,MUNNO PARA WEST MAP 41 N 7 TG102,CHILD WITH HEAD STUCK IN BEDHEAD,DALK19 ELZ339 CFS Dalkeith Response

ouchies. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 04, 2010, 06:10:00 PM


MRPH INFO: BARGIN,BARGIN,BARGIN BY POPULAR DEMAND YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 1 LOAF OF BREAD/KG OF SAUSAGES BE QUICK ONLY 85 LOAFS LEFT BRIGADE CAPTAIN CFS Morphett Vale Info


MFS: TEA WAS PAID FOR! I BLAME IT ALL ON THE OFFICER IN CHARGE OF THE TRUCK. MFS Elizabeth 331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 06, 2010, 10:16:10 PM
1905679   19:00:04 06-04-10 FROM KAPUNDA FIRE STANDBY FOR A PHONE & PAGER TEST NO MIKE WASNT MY BOAT THAT BURNT HOPE ALL HADE A GOOD EASTER RALPH MFS Kapunda Response

just in case you were all worried! lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fyreman_16 on April 13, 2010, 07:09:06 PM
18:30:50   13-04-10   MFS: WHYALLA MFS STOP CALL FOR INC 065. THE ANIMAL SELF-RESCUED... MFS Whyalla 529 Response

If only the fires self-extinguished
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on April 21, 2010, 05:03:53 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC001 21/04/10 00:55,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,TREMBATH RD,ELIZABETH VALE MAP 61 M 12 TG182,OUTSIDE LYELL MCEWIN BERTHING DEPARTMENT, AND MULTISTORY CAR PARK.,ELZ331 ELZ339

I hear the sea levels are rising, but now they have a marina at the Lyell Mac, sheesh.  They are probably just sea sick.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on May 05, 2010, 09:30:48 PM
1800178 16:50:50 04-05-10 MFS: 401 WOULD LIKE YOU TO KNOW THAT IT IS SAFE TO RETURN AS THEY HAVE BEEN TO ALL OF THE CALLS FOR TODAY. MFS St Marys 409
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: David on May 09, 2010, 08:49:30 PM
   09:55:03   09-05-10   MFS: *CFSRES INC027 09/05/10 09:54,RESPOND Private Alarm,27 EDWARD ST,TANUNDA MAP 0 0 0 TG179,SMOKE DETECTOR, ELDERLY RESIDENT IN ATTE,NDANCE,TAN631 MFS Tanunda Response

   09:58:13   09-05-10   MFS: TANUNDA MFS **STOP CALL** FOR PRIVATE ALARM, RESIDENT HAS DISCOVERED KETTLE BOILING, NOT FIRE ALARM SOUNDING MFS Tanunda Response  :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on May 15, 2010, 07:26:00 PM
MESSAGE ONLY; YOU DIDN'T SIGN DID YOU WANT TO BE A VOLUNTEER. MFS Mt Gambier?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on May 26, 2010, 10:44:46 AM
1908981   08:15:17   26-05-10   SEFD: INTRUDER ALARM ACTIVATED AT SEAFORD STATION CFSRES CFS Seaford Info

1908981   08:20:45   26-05-10   STOP FOR INTRUDER ALARM SPIDER ON SENSOR CFS Seaford Info


Those pesky spiders!!!  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on May 27, 2010, 09:01:34 AM
1908967 08:00:04 27-05-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC012 27/05/10 07:59,RESPOND Rescue Animal,AT THE TOP OF GRANTS GULLY RD,CLARENDON MAP 179 A 12 TG134,DONKY ON ROAD,CLDN00 CFS Mawson Group Officers Response

 :roll: :roll: Enough said
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on May 28, 2010, 10:07:26 AM
1928011 08:20:30 28-05-10 MFS:*CFSRES MTB020, RESPOND ANIMAL RESCUE, KEITH STEPHENSON PARK, ADELAIDE RD MT BARKER, COCKY HANGING FROM TREE, NEAR TREES BRANCHES DOWN SES Central Region

*squak* cocky is just hanging relaxing *whistles*  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on May 28, 2010, 04:03:36 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC039 28/05/10 14:48,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,BLANCHETOWN RD,MORGAN MAP 0 0 0 TG205,PERSON STUCK IN MUD. CREEK NEAR QUARRY,,2-3KM OUT OF MORGAN, LEFT HAND SIDE. SHA,UN 043*******,BLT029 WAIK19
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on May 30, 2010, 01:01:19 PM
1928011   10:54:45   30-05-10   MFS: *CFSRES INC051 30/05/10 10:52,RESPOND Tree Down,11 BURNLEY ST,FULHAM MAP 116 B 13,P2, LARGE TREE DOWN ON POWER LINES & OVE,R HOUSE, CONTACT LUCY LUSTY 401******* E,TSA ADVISED,WAD020 SES Central Region


BEST... CALLER NAME... EVER... ! ROFL    :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on May 30, 2010, 11:02:44 PM
1908905   22:21:40   30-05-10   S.T.C FIXED ALARM ACC BLOCK RESPOND BRUK, NRNE STATIONS CFSRES CFS Brukunga Response

ok, we've all been to a course or two and we all know to shower with the door closed so we dont set off the alarm... who forgot???   :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on May 31, 2010, 09:47:57 AM
Who stays at STC on Sunday night?     

From the conversation from crews on scene, it sounded like there was no-one at STC...

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F7 on May 31, 2010, 01:44:09 PM
just the usual alarm fault, seems we always do a different room each time so by the end of the year we will have serviced all the alarms, lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on May 31, 2010, 09:18:12 PM
lol. I know CFS dowsnt use STC sunday nights but wasnt sure of other agencies etc. first time ive seen a STC alarm page on the scanner... my bad
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crashndash on June 01, 2010, 07:32:25 AM
frequent alarm fault?....time to send them a bill  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on June 02, 2010, 09:56:40 AM
I know CFS dowsnt use STC sunday nights

not necessarily. there are quite regularly guests [other services, inter staters, etc] staying at the STC accom blocks. its not always just for training purposes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on June 02, 2010, 11:58:43 AM
1919074 09:21:33 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:21,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,,CAR041 MFS Car 41
1930428 09:21:30 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:21,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,,CAR041 MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast
1800160 09:20:35 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 WDV249 BPK451 MFS Brooklyn Park 451
1800180 09:20:24 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 WDV249 BPK451 MFS Woodville 249
1800179 09:20:15 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 WDV249 BPK451 MFS Woodville 243
1918493 09:19:58 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 WDV249 BPK451 MFS Car 31
1800185 09:19:52 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 WDV249 BPK451 MFS Adelaide 205
1930428 09:19:48 02-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC020 02/06/10 09:19,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,24 CRITTENDEN RD,FINDON MAP 104 M 15 TG182,SMOKE COMING FROM CIELING,PREMS. OF CHUBB FIRE SAFETY,MULTI STORY PREMS,ADL205 CAR031 WDV241 



Hope the smoke detectors worked :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 02, 2010, 05:43:34 PM
TONIGHT WE HAVE A BRIGADE MEETING AND BBQ WITH A GLASS OF RED TO WASH IT DOWN. SEE YOU ALL THERE Cheers Greg =20 =20 CFS Range / Hope Forest Info

Well it is winter :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on June 03, 2010, 10:00:46 PM

not necessarily. there are quite regularly guests [other services, inter staters, etc] staying at the STC accom blocks. its not always just for training purposes.

thats why i said
Quote
...sunday nights but wasnt sure of other agencies etc.

i was aware other agencies and organisations occasionally book STC for purposes other than fire training but wasnt sure whether they would be in on a sunday night, thinking they wouldnt come in until monday morning...

my mistake...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on June 04, 2010, 11:18:46 PM
1800162 17:42:01 04-06-10 MFS: GEEZ YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL THEM ITS TOO BIG!!! WE HAD TRIPLE ZERO CALLS FROM ONKAPARINGA HILLS. MFS Christie Downs 431
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 11, 2010, 08:51:25 PM
1908894   16:50:42 11-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC042 11/06/10 16:50,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,38 TRIGG ST,PORT ELLIOTT MAP 151 D 4 TG138,FIRE IN COMBUSTION HEATER,PTEL00 MDDL00 - CFS Middleton Response
 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on June 12, 2010, 12:25:22 AM
Nice
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 15, 2010, 09:50:27 PM
20:01:08 15-06-10 MFS: WITH RADIO SKILLS LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD COME TO COMMS! - MFS Oakden 301


20:01:38 15-06-10 MFS: YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION! - MFS Oakden 301


20:06:49 15-06-10 MFS: HEY EERO, THAT RADIO OPERATOR/DRIVER IN 301 IS OUTSTANDING. YOU SHOULD RECOMMEND HIM FOR COMMS! - MFS Oakden 301

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on June 16, 2010, 08:45:58 PM
19:13:55   16-06-10   ANYONE KNOWING THE WHEREABOUTS OF OUR VACUUM CLEANER PLEASE RETURN IT OR LET ME KNOW WHERE IT IS. THANK YOU , MARK - CFS Willunga Info


That kind of sucks!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on June 22, 2010, 12:59:24 PM
22-06-10 04:23:15    MFS: XXX OOO - MFS St Marys 409

What're they up to???  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on June 22, 2010, 05:54:09 PM
17:21:22 22-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC047 22/06/10 17:20,RESPOND Gas Domestic,25 MONTACUTE RD,CAMPBELLTOWN MAP 107 N 10 TG182,STRONG SMELL OF GAS BY POLITICIAN - PORT,ALESSI'S OFFICE. NO FURTHER DETAILS FROM, SAPOL.,PDS221
MFS Paradise PDS221

Did Kevin Foley Open His Mouth Again?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on June 23, 2010, 08:31:51 PM
19:57:23 23-06-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC063 23/06/10 19:56,RESPOND Rescue Animal,27 BUCHANAN RD,SMITHFIELD PLAIN MAP 42 C 12 TG182,PUSSY CAUGHT IN A FENCE,ELZ331
MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on June 27, 2010, 09:11:48 AM
07:43:10   27-06-10   S.T.C FIXED ALARM ACC BLOCK RESPOND BRUK, NRNE STATIONS CFSRES - CFS Nairne Response


Ops some one left the shower door open again!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on July 01, 2010, 07:35:02 PM
01-07-10 18:34:33    MFS: AHH...SUCCESS! - MFS Oakden 302
01-07-10 18:34:09    MFS: TESTING 1, 2, 3! - MFS Oakden 302
01-07-10 18:32:04    MFS: PLEASE RESEND YOUR STATUS AND VOICE REQUEST SO WE CAN CONFIRM YOU ARE UP AND RUNNING - MFS Oakden 302
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on July 09, 2010, 11:20:20 PM
07:43:10   27-06-10   S.T.C FIXED ALARM ACC BLOCK RESPOND BRUK, NRNE STATIONS CFSRES - CFS Nairne Response


Ops some one left the shower door open again!!

lol - I reckon that happens once every second course :P think it was a BA initial.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on July 14, 2010, 03:29:59 PM
14-07-10 08:24:03    MFS: *CFSRES INC048 14/07/10 08:21,RESPOND Flooding/Salvage,8 CLARENCE AV,KLEMZIG MAP 107 E 6,FLOODED YARD / DRIVEWAY. NO THREAT TO HO,USE. CALLER SHIRLEY, 8369 2610. LOW PRIO,RITY. P4 AND A HALF...,ENF020

I dont think adelaide fire were amused....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on July 14, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC153 14/07/10 15:26,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,MARLA CFS,MARLA MAP 0 0 0 TG073,ATTEND NYAPARI COMMUNITY FROM REG 4 D/ O,FFICER,MRLA00 MNTB00
CFS Marla Response



hmmm nothing like a 6hr drive to a domestic fire any1 for a road trip :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on July 14, 2010, 10:19:05 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC153 14/07/10 15:26,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,MARLA CFS,MARLA MAP 0 0 0 TG073,ATTEND NYAPARI COMMUNITY FROM REG 4 D/ O,FFICER,MRLA00 MNTB00
CFS Marla Response



hmmm nothing like a 6hr drive to a domestic fire any1 for a road trip :D

I hope they default if they can't get mobile in 6mins! :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boss on July 14, 2010, 11:35:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC153 14/07/10 15:26,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,MARLA CFS,MARLA MAP 0 0 0 TG073,ATTEND NYAPARI COMMUNITY FROM REG 4 D/ O,FFICER,MRLA00 MNTB00
CFS Marla Response



hmmm nothing like a 6hr drive to a domestic fire any1 for a road trip :D

I hope they default if they can't get mobile in 6mins! :-P


lol the next close's brigade is 6 1/2 to 7 hr away all dirt road  barr 50km of black top to get to the turn off  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 15, 2010, 07:40:33 AM
1919520 02:18:32 15-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC002 15/07/10 02:18,RESPOND Private Alarm,SES/ CFS MATTHEW PL,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,THERMAL FROM CFS SHED,LINC00


MMMM now whos area is this now they are all in the same block??? lololo
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 15, 2010, 10:11:59 AM
20:14:33 14-07-10 MFS: 409 HAS BROKEN DOWN - MFS Adelaide 202

Just give them their new one already!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on July 15, 2010, 04:24:54 PM
1919520 02:18:32 15-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC002 15/07/10 02:18,RESPOND Private Alarm,SES/ CFS MATTHEW PL,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,THERMAL FROM CFS SHED,LINC00


MMMM now whos area is this now they are all in the same block??? lololo

Hah yeh interesting... i would have called that for MFS area.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 17, 2010, 12:32:46 PM
15:21:12 16-07-10 (1of2) D/O WOOD DISPATCHED WITH 431 AND 436 AND SES TO RESCUE COMMERCIAL AT DESAL PLANT - CHRYSLER RD LONSDALE. PERSON WITH CRUSH INJURIES AND POSSIBLY TRAPPED - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)


Christie Downs a hazmat brigade now?  :roll: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on July 17, 2010, 04:23:56 PM
15:21:12 16-07-10 (1of2) D/O WOOD DISPATCHED WITH 431 AND 436 AND SES TO RESCUE COMMERCIAL AT DESAL PLANT - CHRYSLER RD LONSDALE. PERSON WITH CRUSH INJURIES AND POSSIBLY TRAPPED - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)

Christie Downs a hazmat brigade now?  :roll: :lol:

I feel this is inappropriate comment considering the person died...not sure where hazmat comment fits, given it was a crush injury....personal opinion... RIP
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on July 17, 2010, 11:54:46 PM
15:21:12 16-07-10 (1of2) D/O WOOD DISPATCHED WITH 431 AND 436 AND SES TO RESCUE COMMERCIAL AT DESAL PLANT - CHRYSLER RD LONSDALE. PERSON WITH CRUSH INJURIES AND POSSIBLY TRAPPED - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)

Christie Downs a hazmat brigade now?  :roll: :lol:

I feel this is inappropriate comment considering the person died...not sure where hazmat comment fits, given it was a crush injury....personal opinion... RIP

XX6 being the designation for a Hazmat Appliance in SAMFS...

I'm pretty sure they carry chill pills, maybe you should take a few?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on July 18, 2010, 12:40:37 PM
10:42:15 18-07-10 ALDG INFO: IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE THE DEAD MAN ZONE VIDEO IS PLEASE CONTACT BRIAN 83392033 OR FAB 0437717020 18/7/2010 10:41:52
CFS Aldgate Info

Looks like someone has finally thrown it out lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on July 18, 2010, 01:04:03 PM
15:21:12 16-07-10 (1of2) D/O WOOD DISPATCHED WITH 431 AND 436 AND SES TO RESCUE COMMERCIAL AT DESAL PLANT - CHRYSLER RD LONSDALE. PERSON WITH CRUSH INJURIES AND POSSIBLY TRAPPED - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)

Christie Downs a hazmat brigade now?  :roll: :lol:

I feel this is inappropriate comment considering the person died...not sure where hazmat comment fits, given it was a crush injury....personal opinion... RIP

Bajdas....thought I might come out of self prescribed retirement just to comment on this post seeing as I have an attachment to the Desal Plant site. I dont think Hazmat was being inapprpriate in this instance, as his comment was about Comms use of the XX6 prefix in the page which as has been described is used for Hazmat appliances. Nothing was mentioned about the incident or the person involved, so I have no problem with it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on July 19, 2010, 08:44:18 AM
TO ALL B.S. MEMBERS & DGO'S: B.S.2-4 OFFLINE TILL FURTHER NOTICE DUE TO SERVICE & REPAIRS. REG CPT

Wow  B.S Members and a B.S 24
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on July 21, 2010, 07:24:34 AM
10:42:15 18-07-10 ALDG INFO: IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE THE DEAD MAN ZONE VIDEO IS PLEASE CONTACT BRIAN 83392033 OR FAB 0437717020 18/7/2010 10:41:52
CFS Aldgate Info

Looks like someone has finally thrown it out lol

Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMGuiv2SYeg
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on July 21, 2010, 09:37:17 AM
19:02:39 20-07-10 Good bye old pager ill miss you - SES Mt Barker Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Andrew K on July 21, 2010, 05:55:24 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 21/07/10 15:11,RESPOND ALARM 013/137,SAMFS,HEADQUARTERS,93 WAKEFIELD ST,ADELAIDE MAP 4 D 10 TG182,ASE DEVICE 1437,SPKL #1 SV S/W CORNER OF PREMISES,AD2011 ADL201

that would have to be the fastest arrival on site to a job in history
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on July 21, 2010, 08:17:39 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC036 21/07/10 15:11,RESPOND ALARM 013/137,SAMFS,HEADQUARTERS,93 WAKEFIELD ST,ADELAIDE MAP 4 D 10 TG182,ASE DEVICE 1437,SPKL #1 SV S/W CORNER OF PREMISES,AD2011 ADL201

that would have to be the fastest arrival on site to a job in history

Smoke detector activated due to smoke from BA Training Area :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Benji on July 21, 2010, 11:38:42 PM
19:02:39 20-07-10 Good bye old pager ill miss you - SES Mt Barker Info

Meant to receive the new pagers last night.. however technical issues prevented it..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on July 22, 2010, 10:22:01 AM
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1800177 09:19:36 22-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC021 22/07/10 09:18,RESPOND Bell Ringing,40 DONALD ST,ST MARYS MAP 141 P 9 TG182,GOING OFF SINCE ABOUT 3AM... LUCKY THEY,CALLED NOW...,STM401
MFS St Marys STM401

Gotta wonder...!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on July 22, 2010, 03:16:38 PM
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1925577 14:28:58 22-07-10 F82 UR ETC FOR CAT B - ALSO WHICH HOSP ARE YOU AT ?
SAAS Unit Fulham

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 2468 on July 22, 2010, 04:29:54 PM
BELR INFO:BE ADVISED BA SERVICING IN PROGRESS AT STATION REGARDS SMITHY - CFS Belair Info

Does the SACFS still service their own or do they get an external contractor in? Who does that sort of work?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on July 22, 2010, 05:13:55 PM
External for testing, servicing, etc. I believe Chubb does it?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on July 23, 2010, 10:16:17 PM
Yes Alex Chubb still do it....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on July 23, 2010, 10:17:10 PM
CFS service their own ??? In the 15 years I have been in the CFS Chubb has always done it at the station.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: car31 on July 24, 2010, 10:31:15 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC007 24/07/10 04:48,RESPOND Assist Police,30 BURDEKIN AV,MURRAY BRIDGE MAP 350 D 14 TG195,P2 - POLICE AT SCENE,ASSIST WITH REMOVAL OF A PAIR OF HANDCUF,FS NOT BELONGING TO SAPOL....,MBR721 - MFS Murray Bridge Response

 :evil: hhhmmmm,
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on July 24, 2010, 12:48:21 PM
Thats when you are glad you get paid....mind you some would go to that for free !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 24, 2010, 05:28:13 PM
14:48:53 24-07-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC044 24/07/10 14:47,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 TREGOWETH CT,KLEMZIG MAP 107 D 9 TG182,FERRET DOWN THE DRAIN C WHAT YOU CAN DO.,PDS221 - MFS Paradise Station Broadcast :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 25, 2010, 10:26:55 PM
18:41:21 25-07-10 OTH INFO; dinner tommorrow night at station at 19;00 hrs if your feeling hungry LT3 - CFS One Tree Hill Info

anyone hungry? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 2468 on July 26, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
17:08:21 26-07-10 M/B BUMPER OUT OF STATION WORKING WITH BROOM RAPE WILL ADVISE ON RETURN TO STATION. CAPTAIN - CFS Swanport Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on July 28, 2010, 12:32:27 AM
1930428 22:27:35 20-05-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC064 20/05/10 22:27, RESPOND Assist SAAS, RAH ACCIDENT & EMERGENCY NORTH TCE, ADELAIDE MAP A A 3 TG182, STEEL CAP BOOT CRUSH INJURY, ADL204 MFS Stn 20

Ouch....crushing. Simply crushing.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on July 29, 2010, 10:52:31 PM
29-07-10 18:32:21    (1/1) 29/07/2010 6:31:37 PM PARACOMBE 34 OUT DRIVER TRAINING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. CONTACT VIA GRN OR PAGE. CAPTAIN J SPARROW AND SMITHY - CFS Paracombe Info

Someone a Pirates of the Carribean fan maybe??? lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 04, 2010, 12:03:27 AM
16:02:14 03-08-10 (1/1) 3/08/2010 4:00:53 PM To the drivers that did driver training this week ! The captain would like u 2 turn up at 18.30 hrs and clean the truck. This is not good enough! PARAC CAPTAIN - CFS Paracombe Info


Ummmm ahhhh lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on August 06, 2010, 02:50:27 PM
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1800178 12:30:08 06-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 06/08/10 12:29,RESPOND Assist Resident,CRN MARION RD MELVILLE ST,SOUTH PLYMPTON MAP 129 F 16 TG182,ELDERLY PERSON LOCKED IN CAR,STM409
MFS St Marys STM409

Ummm, not even gonna think about this one..!?!?!?! (shakes head...)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 06, 2010, 09:05:41 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on August 07, 2010, 11:36:04 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC053 06/08/10 19:30,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,NEAR ALMOND CT MAIN RD,COROMANDEL VALLEY MAP 166 Q 2 TG146,CAR ON ROOF, FUEL SPILL, NIL TRAPPED,CORO MEMBER ON SCENE,CRML00 - CFS Coromandel Valley Response



MMMMMM I hear that 2 people where trapped one in the car and one under the trailer.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 07, 2010, 12:49:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC056 06/08/10 19:46,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,PRINCES HWY THORNLEA ,THORNLEA MAP 0 0 0 TG231,CAR VS COW, NO INJ, CAR ON SIDE OF ROAD,THOR00 MILL19



Hardly amusing Rob  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 2cent on August 17, 2010, 09:33:38 AM
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08:23:02   17-08-10   MFS: OK YOU WIN - MFS Adelaide 201
08:22:09   17-08-10   MFS: SHALOM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:21:41   17-08-10   MFS: SALAM ALACHEM - MFS Adelaide 201
08:20:23   17-08-10   MFS: ABAZA - MFS Adelaide 201
08:19:06   17-08-10   MFS: COMO ESTAS AMIGOS - MFS Adelaide 201
08:18:17   17-08-10   MFS: CHAOU BONJORNO - MFS Adelaide 201
08:17:11   17-08-10   MFS: BONJOUR - MFS Adelaide 201
08:15:51   17-08-10   MFS: ALOHA - MFS Adelaide 201

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 01, 2010, 08:48:21 PM
14:48:54 31-08-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC036 31/08/10 14:47,RESPOND Assist Resident,678 NORTH EAST RD,HOLDEN HILL MAP 95 N 11 TG182,15 Y.O. FEMALE WEDGED BEHIND A RESEPTION, DESK. REQ BIG BURLY BLOKES TO MOVE THE,DESK. BAD LUCK DENNIS...,OAK302 - MFS Oakden 302
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on September 07, 2010, 11:29:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on September 08, 2010, 09:25:35 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...



And prune the rose bushes, AS REQUESTED on your first visit!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 08, 2010, 09:29:06 AM
08:34:14 08-09-10 MFS: DON T FORGET MR.GROSSER...FAIRY FLOSS AND DIPPY DOGS ARE VERRRYYY FATTENING - MFS Camden Park 411
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on September 08, 2010, 11:28:45 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on September 08, 2010, 12:00:48 PM
Or just do the job properly in the first place?

Troll.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on September 08, 2010, 06:12:45 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Or just do the job properly in the first place?

Knock the job back in the first place more like.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Andrew K on September 08, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
hopefully that person got told where to go
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on September 08, 2010, 07:48:21 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC088 07/09/10 22:35,RESPOND Tree Down,151 GLOUCESTER AV,BELAIR MAP 142 H 16,STEVE. 8278 1167. PLEASE RETURN TO THIS,ADDRESS TO CLEAR TREE CUTTINGS FROM DRIV,EWAY. UNABLE TO GET CAR OUT. P4,STT020 - SES Sturt Response


You have got to be joking...

Glad they didn't get me on the phone, they wouldn't have liked my answer.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on September 10, 2010, 01:56:09 PM
10-09-10 00:32:03   HAPPY VALLEY *INFO* TREE WAS DOWN NOW ITS CUT UP HAPPY VALLEY 34P IN STATION GOODMORNING - H/V STATION 10/09/2010 12:31:23 AM - CFS Happy Valley Info?

Hahaha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on September 11, 2010, 09:48:54 AM
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on September 11, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

i agree Bill so many times ya see this and messages like:-

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 responded to incident

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 on scence car off road

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 awaiting tow truck

If i was in a brigade that did this i would looooose my filtered!

but hey on the other hand maybe brigades like to have this each to their own i guess!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 11, 2010, 10:46:32 AM
The words Private Contractor come to mind is what they'll get told.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on September 11, 2010, 08:21:03 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC045 11/09/10 19:09,RESPOND Assist Resident,23 CLARENDON ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 K 5 TG182,SMOKE IN HOUSE FROM BURNT FOOD,ELZ331 - MFS Elizabeth 331

know who to call next time i burn the toast....  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 12, 2010, 12:41:24 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC045 11/09/10 19:09,RESPOND Assist Resident,23 CLARENDON ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 K 5 TG182,SMOKE IN HOUSE FROM BURNT FOOD,ELZ331 - MFS Elizabeth 331

know who to call next time i burn the toast....  :roll:

Are you new to the service crossy? As you will find this happens a bit, to remove large amounts of smoke from the premises........ :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on September 12, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
new to the grn website. we dont get anything like that over here so i found it ammusing  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on September 12, 2010, 02:49:17 PM
although i have left the garlic bread in the oven whilst at the pub for 5 hrs and c how it could be useful! :oops:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 12, 2010, 03:52:42 PM
21:30:57 11-09-10 MFS: INFO WE GOT FROM YOUR CREW 1 FULL CHOOK,7 DIPPIES AND 2 BAGS OF FLOSS,ARE YOU FULL YET??? - MFS Beulah Park Station Broadcast
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on September 12, 2010, 03:54:47 PM
00:00:45 12-09-10 MFS: PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN ZERO AND TWO DICKY?? - MFS O'Halloran Hill 421
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on September 12, 2010, 05:11:10 PM
MMMMMMMMMMM Do brigades really need to send out this crap at all hours of  the day????

i agree Bill so many times ya see this and messages like:-

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 responded to incident

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 on scence car off road

Waaa waaa 34P and 14 awaiting tow truck

If i was in a brigade that did this i would looooose my filtered!

but hey on the other hand maybe brigades like to have this each to their own i guess!

Come to the call then !! If your not coming turn your pager off.....soft
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on September 12, 2010, 07:40:04 PM
Darren, Volunteers are under enough pressure from work,family and other things and if they really needed to know who is mobile who has arrived or who is having a BBQ at 3am then go to the station but lets get real what are you really doing?? By the pager going off so many times for crap is it worth it?? may be that is how your brigade and others work but is it really worth it in the  end???

Lets keep in mind that UNDER SACAD this paging access for brigades was going to be removed and that if you wanted to page your brigade you had to contact MFS COMMS.. If it was not for the work of the Volunteers on the committee this was going to happen....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on September 12, 2010, 09:13:29 PM

Quote

Come to the call then !! If your not coming turn your pager off.....soft
Not  everyone can fit on the appliance, so you get up in the middle of the night, miss the truck, get home, get woken up agin  for some BS message later.
Soft no just, not happy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darren on September 12, 2010, 09:20:37 PM
Well not a single one of our members has ever complained about it, its just letting people know we are back and heading home. It also is useful for those that do go home if its a 1 truck out of area job to know they need to make that extra effort until that truck is back in area.

What I don't get is the pager messages saying "nuff nuff 24 is on its way"

"nuff nuff 24 has arrived and checking out the scene"

"nuff nuff 24 is still on scene"

"nuff nuff 24 is leaving scene"

"nuff nuff 24 is back at station"


I will say it again, if your not coming to calls then don't have your pager on!

Bill, that ban on paging is for responses. This is an info page, CAD won't be doing info pagers.

We have done this since we first got pagers....before that we did the all clear on the siren. 70 years and no complaints.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on September 21, 2010, 03:30:03 AM
21-09-10 00:06:14   =?utf-8?B?4piF4piFRGVhciBmcmllbmQuLi4hICDimIXimIUgeC0=?= I purchased a digital camera as a gift for my friend's birthday at an online shop www.zolusa.com (http://www.zolusa.com), I fin - CFS State Ops Support Brigade

Haha spam much?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on September 22, 2010, 07:40:27 AM
Mmmm one of the reasons email isn't meant to be used to send paging messages.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFSFirey661 on September 27, 2010, 02:34:02 AM
23:47:22   26-09-10   MFS: *CFSRES INC062 26/09/10 23:46,RESPOND RCR,FLINDERS HWY,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,25 KM OUT OF PORT LINCOLN ON WAY TO COFF,IN BAY NEAR A WINDMILL,PLI549 PTMD00 WANL00 - CFS Port MacDonnell Response

Go boys go!!! How goods ya response time ?!!? :)

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on October 08, 2010, 04:51:35 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC045 08/10/10 17:12,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,BARTELS RD,ADELAIDE MAP 118 L 11 TG182, 2 CARS. CLEAN UP ONL CNR HUTT AND BRITT,ANIA RND ABOUT,ADL202 - MFS Adelaide 202

Err, corner of Hutt Street and Brittania Round About?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on October 08, 2010, 07:35:03 PM
23:47:22   26-09-10   MFS: *CFSRES INC062 26/09/10 23:46,RESPOND RCR,FLINDERS HWY,PORT LINCOLN MAP 0 0 0 TG192,25 KM OUT OF PORT LINCOLN ON WAY TO COFF,IN BAY NEAR A WINDMILL,PLI549 PTMD00 WANL00 - CFS Port MacDonnell Response

Go boys go!!! How goods ya response time ?!!? :)



Now that's one helluva drive!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on October 16, 2010, 11:37:37 AM
PARTY TONIGHT 19:00 FORMAL ATTIRE PLEASE MEN TIES AND LADIES DRESSES OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND IF PREFERRED FORWARD TO SEEING EVERYONE REGARDS LT1 - CFS Cudlee Creek Info

How can anyone say the CFS is discriminatory? :P

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on October 16, 2010, 03:36:34 PM
13:04:32 15-10-10 MFS: YOU ONLY NEED TO PUSH IT ONCE - DER - MFS Camden Park 411
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on October 17, 2010, 08:40:42 PM
17-10-10 20:33:12    MFS: *CFSRES INC056 17/10/10 20:32,RESPOND Assist Resident,335 HAMPSTEAD RD,NORTHFIELD MAP 94 M 11 TG182,NON POLICE HANDCUFFS STUCK ON WRISTS....,PRIORITY 2,OAK302 - MFS Oakden 302

Were they fluffy??? :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on October 19, 2010, 01:56:37 PM
19-10-10 14:20:17 MFS: JODIE SAID WE HAD TO CHANGE YOUR A/T CODE TO 57, BUT WE LIKE YOURS BETTER ;-)


SIXTTTYYY NIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 21, 2010, 07:19:34 AM
MFS: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AS BIG - HE IS A PANDA IN A FIRE FIGHTERS UNIFORM - MFS Adelaide 203
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on October 24, 2010, 06:39:26 PM
24-10-10 18:55:53 Meadows Info. reminder special constitution meeting tomorrow night @19.30 hrs as per letter sent out 22/09/10 Capt - CFS Meadows Info

24-10-10 18:55:33 Meadows Info. reminder special constitution meeting tomorrow night @19.30 hrs as per letter sent out 22/09/10 Capt - CFS Port Wakefield Info

24-10-10 19:03:53 PERSON WHO SENT LAST MESSAGE PLEASE CONTACT THE PORT WAKEFIELD CAPTAIN ON 0428671216 - CFS Port Wakefield Info

one would think the start of the meassage would have given it away  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on October 24, 2010, 11:53:33 PM
Has anyone noticed the SA Scan site is down?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: USAR123 on October 25, 2010, 12:19:37 AM
Has anyone noticed the SA Scan site is down?

Yeah i have. don't know why . It sucks with it being down though. gotta use the other pager site. Till SA Scan is back up and running
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on October 25, 2010, 01:39:33 AM
What's the other one?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mattb on October 25, 2010, 01:20:09 PM
It will be back up today, it seems the domain hosting company decided had an account error.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on October 25, 2010, 02:57:54 PM
Sweet! Good on the domain host!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on October 25, 2010, 04:09:04 PM
thank god for that was starting to have withdrawal symptoms ... :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 01, 2010, 08:30:15 PM
11:36:42 31-10-10 MFS: MIGHT BE ADVISABLE, WHILE YOU ARE OUT DRILLING, TO PRACTISE YOUR REVERSING TONY??? - MFS Largs North 281
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 01, 2010, 08:32:49 PM
17:58:07 31-10-10 INC 47 Report of fire at the Port Augusta Prison with possible trouble brewing! Stirling North CFS & Pt Augusta MFS responding. S/O Rodis notified. - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 07, 2010, 11:58:07 AM
23:02:31 06-11-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC106 06/11/10 23:01,RESPOND Assist Resident,147 GILLES ST,ADELAIDE MAP 4 B 15 TG182,HANDBAG ON ROOF OF PREMS OPP ASTOR HOTEL,RESULT OF DOMESTIC DISPUTE,"LAURA" WILL APPROACH YOU,ADL201 - MFS Adelaide 201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 07, 2010, 11:59:28 AM
05:26:50 07-11-10 MFS: ON RETURN TO STN CAN YOU PLEASE TRY AND SEND THE EMPTY KEY CANISTER UP THE SHOOT. THE STATION KEYS ARE STUCK FROM THE LAST CALL. - MFS Adelaide 202

07:56:21 07-11-10 MFS: SIGH.....NOW DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN ; ) - MFS Adelaide 201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 07, 2010, 05:35:33 PM
18:43:52 07-11-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC060 07/11/10 18:42,RESPOND Assist SAAS,104 AYFIELD RD,PARA HILLS WEST MAP 83 G 1 TG182,LADY FALLEN IN TOILET AND IS JAMMED,BETWEEN THE DOOR AND ??????????,SAL321 - MFS Salisbury 321
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 08, 2010, 03:26:01 PM
1909130 15:25:04 08-11-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC035 08/11/10 15:24,RESPOND Strike Team,AIRSTRIP RD,INGLEWOOD MAP 74 N 3 TG102,RESPOND TO MT GAWLER,CONTACT DGO 1 ON TG 098,CUDL00 KERS00 HERM00 PARC00
 

Ah classic another over achievment  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: USAR123 on November 08, 2010, 06:23:21 PM
What's the other one?

http://www.sacfs.org/paging/ (http://www.sacfs.org/paging/)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 08, 2010, 09:44:02 PM
1909130 15:25:04 08-11-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC035 08/11/10 15:24,RESPOND Strike Team,AIRSTRIP RD,INGLEWOOD MAP 74 N 3 TG102,RESPOND TO MT GAWLER,CONTACT DGO 1 ON TG 098,CUDL00 KERS00 HERM00 PARC00
 

Ah classic another over achievment  :lol:

you know whats gotta suck now....DEH now being "DENR"....  Whats for DENR tonight?? Burnoff out of control ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on November 08, 2010, 09:49:35 PM
MFS: TRIPLE ZERO FROM HUNGRY JACKS - A BOILER IS LEAKING WATER THROUGH PREMS - MFS Adelaide 203

MFS: 9 CHEESEBURGERS FOR COMMS, THANKS - MFS Adelaide 203
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on November 09, 2010, 07:53:21 AM

you know whats gotta suck now....DEH now being "DENR"....  Whats for DENR tonight?? Burnoff out of control ;)


 :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Acronym for "Deny Responsibility" ??      :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 09, 2010, 07:05:34 PM
19:16:37 09-11-10 MFS: TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES :-) - MFS Adelaide 201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 485298 on November 09, 2010, 11:19:37 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC087 09/11/10 22:37,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL203 ADL204
MFS Adelaide ADL202
MFS: I AM UNABLE TO CONTROL WHAT IS SENT, I AM JUST A LOWLY RADIO OPERATOR
MFS Adelaide ADL202

MFS: ITS OK, I WILL SAVE THOSE CODES FOR THE NEXT 17 TIMES YOU GO THERE TONIGHT
MFS Adelaide ADL202
 :-)
MFS: *CFSRES INC089 09/11/10 23:17,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL203 ADL204
MFS Adelaide ADL202
MFS: WE JUST FIGURED YOU LOVED THAT CALLSIGN AND MISSED US!
MFS Adelaide ADL202

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on November 10, 2010, 07:14:20 PM
Had to laugh when I saw that one  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on November 11, 2010, 10:46:14 AM
Yeah, I've noticed that! Whats with the Remand Centre? Its at least a daily visit...its ridiculous, what causes that?

And I'll bet 9 Cheeseburgers were for about 2 guys :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on November 11, 2010, 11:11:57 AM
its ridiculous, what causes that?


the residents.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on November 11, 2010, 11:27:14 AM
What? Smoking? Deliberately setting off the alarms somehow? Starting small fires?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on November 11, 2010, 12:36:16 PM
The remand centre use a VESDA system. Come night time the sensitivity is turned up on the system, and the inmates have taken a liking to blowing cigarette smoke into the units.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on November 11, 2010, 01:21:44 PM
i'm sure the Mets don't mind...a short trip across the square once a days keeps the stats looking good....

and probably justifies at least a couple of $ million in ESL funding every year too!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on November 11, 2010, 01:55:57 PM
That extra funding would come from these calls alone.....this is what happens when you short staff prisons
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on November 12, 2010, 01:02:55 AM
M171 YO, U BACK ON? - SAAS Unit Marion

P171 YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE TO TEASE - SAAS Unit Prospect

M171 WHAT? NAH GOT U 3RD TIME HAHA - SAAS Unit Marion
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on November 13, 2010, 10:12:37 AM
Balh info; please aware that the fire-track tour is the now on 21th of Nov.......########### - CFS Oakbank/Balhannah Info

Is this a new date I don't know about !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on November 13, 2010, 01:34:54 PM
Yeah? Didn't you celebrate your 21th birthday?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 485298 on November 14, 2010, 10:08:17 AM
Yeah, I've noticed that! Whats with the Remand Centre? Its at least a daily visit...its ridiculous, what causes that?

And I'll bet 9 Cheeseburgers were for about 2 guys :P

Whoops boss burnt the toast again
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 14, 2010, 10:52:24 AM
04:09:28 14-11-10 MFS: THEN IT MUST BE "D" FOR DOPEY - MFS Adelaide 204

04:07:10 14-11-10 MFS: AND STATION OFFICER ROSS...IS THAT DEE FOR DAVID OR PEE FOR THE PHILLIP - MFS Adelaide 204

04:05:29 14-11-10 MFS: SORRY TO PESTER YOU ROSSY FOR THE ARRIVAL AND SIT REP...OUR CRYSTAL BALL WAS AT ENGINEERING FOR A SERVICE AND ON THE MCT BETWEEN THE ZERO AND THE NUMBER 2 BUTTON THERE SHOULD BE A NUMBER 1 :-) - MFS Adelaide 204
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on November 14, 2010, 12:07:47 PM
i'm sure the Mets don't mind...a short trip across the square once a days keeps the stats looking good....

and probably justifies at least a couple of $ million in ESL funding every year too!

Also helps pay for all those new Scania's :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on November 14, 2010, 09:45:50 PM
21:11:07    MFS: *CFSRES INC053 14/11/10 21:10,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203

21:12:07    MFS: *CFSRES INC054 14/11/10 21:11,RESPOND ALARM 036/119,YATALA PRISON,1 PETER BROWN DR,NORTHFIELD MAP 94 Q 7 TG182,FIP MAIN GATE,,AD2015 OAK301 OAK303 PDS22

Prison saying hello to its bigger brother through the fire service.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Fire000 on November 14, 2010, 09:57:27 PM
Surely the false alarms at the Remand Centre are getting ridiculous. If smoking is banned from Government Buildings, why not the Remand Centre also?


MFS will soon be able to buy a new appliance with the cash they rake in from attending alarms at the Remand Centre.



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on November 15, 2010, 11:55:50 AM
12:25:21 15-11-10 MFS: NO NEED TO RUSH. I'VE EATEN YOUR LUNCH ROSSY!!! - MFS Adelaide 202

12:27:10 15-11-10MFS: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IN COMMS EVERYDAY :-) - MFS Adelaide 202

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 16, 2010, 04:41:54 PM
14:32:08 16-11-10 MFS: LEYLAND BROTHERS CHANGE QUARTERS TO STATION 40 (ONE STEP CLOSER) - MFS St Marys 401
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 485298 on November 18, 2010, 06:10:08 PM
18:18:23 18-11-10 MFS: JUST THE CHIV, THE OTHERS ARE ON B SHIFT - MFS Angle Park 361
18:16:02 18-11-10 MFS: YEAH, AT TEA, BE ON IN 15 MINS, HE IS ACTUALLY COOING FOR US ! - MFS Angle Park 361  :-)
18:14:34 18-11-10 MFS: WHAT, ALL OF US? - MFS Angle Park 361


18:47:17 18-11-10 MFS: HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF HEADQUARTERS, YOU SLIPPERY EEL? - MFS Angle Park 361
 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 18, 2010, 07:52:11 PM
messages from comms to mct and back i would think
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on November 19, 2010, 02:01:30 PM
NS-A INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHY BURGULAR ALARM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED?? Phone Capt ASAP. - CFS Norton Summit Info


Burglar?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on November 22, 2010, 04:19:35 PM
Quote
1930811 17:44:21 22-11-10 EC12 TONY CLARKE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BRING UP SOME LIGNOCAINE I2 FOR NUMBING HIS SHEEP PLEASE
SAAS Unit H51

Ummm, aphrodisiac...????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 485298 on November 24, 2010, 10:44:29 PM
Quote
1930811 17:44:21 22-11-10 EC12 TONY CLARKE WOULD LIKE YOU TO BRING UP SOME LIGNOCAINE I2 FOR NUMBING HIS SHEEP PLEASE
SAAS Unit H51

Ummm, aphrodisiac...????
Lol local anasthetic so when he numbers his sheep the dont kick  him where it hurts lol ..... :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on November 25, 2010, 12:12:14 AM
25-11-10 01:39:30   SA190 SPRINT EARLIER SAID TO WATCH YOUR DOOR HANDLES, AND YOU MAY HAVE GOT THE WRONG BLOKE HAHA - SAAS Unit Salisbury

Picked up the wrong patient?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on November 30, 2010, 10:55:13 AM
1909090 08:46:32 30-11-10 REMINDER - COMMITTEE MEETING TONIGHT 30TH NOV 2000 DUE GROUP PLANNING REQUIREMENTS NEXT WEEK W.WILKINSON :FROM G.C.C 8:43:18 AM



Wow is this message 10 years old???
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on November 30, 2010, 04:27:43 PM
1930815 16:39:19 30-11-10 PA56 MY GOD - PLEASE LET ME NEVER CALL AN AMBULANCE WITH YOU 2 TO COME GET ME AT NETLEY

 :roll: :roll: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on December 01, 2010, 10:14:22 AM
Comforting...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on December 01, 2010, 11:24:55 AM
Comforting...

sarcasm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on December 02, 2010, 06:51:54 AM
Glad someone around here can recognise it when they see it!!!  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 02, 2010, 03:27:55 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC064 02/12/10 16:52,RESPOND Vehicle Accident,STRATH - GOOLWA RD FINNISS ,FINNISS MAP 0 0 0,GRAIN TRUCK ROLLOVER,STH029 - SES South Coast Response

siggghhh,, so i guess its easier to respond ses from victor harbor than 2 closer cfs units to this job to back up strath ses

on ya ses RO way to keep it in house
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on December 02, 2010, 03:33:59 PM
Quote
JANET *** FROM WOOD CROSS CANNOT ATTEND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM IN A BUSH FIRE AREA. - CFS Morphett Vale Officers Info

Aaaah and thats why you never will know... Cant educate the unwilling.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Fire000 on December 03, 2010, 12:08:20 AM

EIGHT alarms at the Remand Centre between 18:00 and 23:59 Thursday 2nd December. Didn't even bother looking before 18:00hrs, but wouldn't be surprised if there are even more. Are MFS even bothring to get in their trucks to attend these anymore?

Surely this is getting beyond a joke........... what are MFS doing about this? Who is the brain who designed the fire alarm system for the Remand Centre?  What will it take for someone to do something? For a delayed response by MFS to a real incident caused because they're attending yet another false alarm at the Remand Centre. Are MFS even charging for the attendance fees?

Why not ban smoking int he cells, wouldn't it be a simple fix to the problem. You can't smoke in a hospital or government building, so why is the Remand Centre any different. CRAZY!!!!!!

Almost worth moving the MFS Station to the Remand Centre, the response time would be amazing.

I'd welcome your thoughts from your forumites.

02-12-10 18:52:55    MFS: *CFSRES INC083 02/12/10 18:52,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 19:17:02    MFS: *CFSRES INC087 02/12/10 19:16,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 19:52:42    MFS: *CFSRES INC100 02/12/10 19:52,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 20:39:08    MFS: *CFSRES INC110 02/12/10 20:38,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 21:10:06    MFS: *CFSRES INC114 02/12/10 21:09,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 22:03:36    MFS: *CFSRES INC122 02/12/10 22:03,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 22:30:36    MFS: *CFSRES INC127 02/12/10 22:30,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast

02-12-10 23:15:01    MFS: *CFSRES INC132 02/12/10 23:14,RESPOND ALARM 010/041,ADELAIDE REMAND CENTRE,240 CURRIE ST,ADELAIDE MAP 3 H 6 TG182,FIP INSIDE FRONT FOYER,,ADL205 ADL201 ADL204 ADL203 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 219678377231221312 on December 03, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
You will find that many units that go to the Adelaide Remand Centre are usually K3 (Available to run) withing 5 minutes if there was a major scale emergency. The only time the Remand Centre causes anguish to MFS is when they have lots of EMERGENCIES, this means the units like Prospect and others have to cover the Adelaide base. This then results in stations being thrown out of kilt because of these changes. However, on a quiet day at the office, think about how much money the MFS will get for a call out, only a couple of km's away. I do agree that they should ban smoking in the building, but with the money the MFS are getting, they are able to buy the new scania's.

Cheers Mike   
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 03, 2010, 10:13:40 AM
Depending on the time, not all appliances get responded
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on December 03, 2010, 10:30:20 AM
0800 - 1800 mon to fri [excluding public holidays]it is a reduced response... unfortunately it is usually after 1800 that they dial up the sensitivity on the system and MFAs occur.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 07, 2010, 06:33:25 PM
**** 24 arrived at scene, liason with owner. 34P on recconnaisance in area


Really?? i could think of better things to do than go looking for jobs  :|
and i have noticed this brigade do quite a bit of self respondng/paging for jobs..

Meh maybe i am just being picky
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 07, 2010, 06:37:57 PM
It would help avoid having callouts at a later time tho....  driver training as well....   It may look sus, but i think it helps manage the workload.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 07, 2010, 06:42:44 PM
and a job left for 20 mins in that situation may not need to be a job at all down the track   :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 10, 2010, 06:17:23 AM
01:43:46 10-12-10 MFS: I SAID I,D LOOK AFTER U BUT I MIGHT JUST CHANGE MY MINE YET SAY GOOD,AYE TO THE WOG IN THE BACKL SEAT ET - MFS Adelaide 202
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 10, 2010, 11:23:25 PM
11-12-10 00:48:46   MFS: *CFSRES INC003 11/12/10 00:48,RESPOND ALARM 012/200,NEXT GENERATION,WAR MEMORIAL DR,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 1 J 17 TG182,ENTOXICATED PEOPLE STUCK IN A LIFT,ADL204 - MFS Adelaide ADL204

Haha, maybe Comms are 'entoxicated.'

I wonder if being stuck in a lift when you are drunk is scarier or fun :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on December 11, 2010, 11:25:20 AM
09:13:30 11-12-10 MFS: LIKE A G6, LIKE G6, NOW I'M FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6... - MFS Adelaide 2090
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on December 11, 2010, 11:48:24 AM
1925584 12:49:25 11-12-10 AS7 PT HAS HAD SURG ON HIS PENIS, UNSURE WHAT TYPE, RN IS WITH PT, CHEERS VANESSA
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 11, 2010, 03:45:14 PM
Had a quick job done? Just in and out? :P

Let the puns begin...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on December 16, 2010, 09:25:36 AM
Quote
1930441 07:57:18 16-12-10 H703 PUT FRESH FM ON NOW
SAAS Unit H3

Am thinking there was some good tracks being cranked out this morning..!?!?!? hehehehe
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 16, 2010, 04:59:33 PM
16-12-10 18:01:36   MFS: *CFSRES INC072 16/12/10 18:01,RESPOND Rescue Animal,2 BARNS AV,HIGHBURY MAP 96 L 9 TG182,BIRD IN HEATER FLEW,PDS221 - MFS Paradise PDS221

16-12-10 18:02:15   MFS: PRIORITY 2 THE BIRDS NOT IN A HURRY - MFS Paradise PDS221
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on December 16, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
This is where good spelling plays into our hands....the bird is in a heater flew hahaha get it , flew.... :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 17, 2010, 12:04:35 PM
Haha you firies are just too funny!

16-12-10 22:32:27   MFS: *CFSRES INC094 16/12/10 22:31,RESPOND Assist Resident,13 CHARLES ST,UNLEY MAP 130 H 5 TG182,FEMALE RESIDENT HAS LOCKED HERSELF OUT O,F THE TOILET - AND REQUIRES ACCESS - A P,RESSING NEED YOU MIGHT SAY..,GLO441 - MFS GlenOsmond GLO441
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on December 17, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
Quote
1924690 13:43:30 17-12-10 G81 CUDDLE CREW
SAAS Unit Gawler

HUH... Say what..?? :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 18, 2010, 06:52:14 AM
08:17:20 18-12-10 GRP WX: MLR 18/12 T18 DP7 RH49 W25 FFDI M6 GFDI L4 RAIN 3. FO Showers. Fresh to strong and gusty south to southwest winds. Not good drinking weather. - DEH Adelaide Region
 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 219678377231221312 on December 19, 2010, 12:32:46 PM
1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 19, 2010, 12:37:32 PM
1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!



I'll bet they looked at that and said WTF :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 19, 2010, 01:44:16 PM
1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!



I'll bet they looked at that and said filtered :-D

The question is did they respond
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 19, 2010, 01:49:25 PM
meh small fire out on arrival.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 219678377231221312 on December 19, 2010, 02:09:43 PM
1800166   14:00:20 19-12-10 MFS: *CFSRES INC071 19/12/10 13:59,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,7 PIONEER AV,PORT ELLIOT MAP 311 E 3 TG138,CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR,PTEL00 MDDL00 GAW359
MFS Gawler GAW359

Fire would probably be out by the time they got there!



I'll bet they looked at that and said filtered :-D

The question is did they respond

I've been told it was an error and they mixed up Gawler with Goolwa  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 19, 2010, 06:41:44 PM
17:09:49 19-12-10 ECHUNGA 14 ASSISTING SANTA FOR APPROX 45 MINUTES - CFS Echunga Info
 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 20, 2010, 05:20:45 PM
20-12-10 17:40:10   LH CAPT PLEASE BRING AN ADJUSTABLE HAT TO THE COURTS TONIGHT BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WONT BE AS BIG AS IT IS NOW - CFS Littlehampton Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 23, 2010, 02:13:05 PM
08:51:49 23-12-10 MFS: WITH YOUR MOUTH ITS ALWAYS LOUD - MFS Adelaide 2090

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 24, 2010, 11:22:02 AM
24-12-10 12:01:45   MRPH: SECURITY ALARM ACTIVATED - CFS Morphett Vale Officers


24-12-10 12:03:07   MRPH OFFICERS: Oops I entered through the back door - CFS Morphett Vale Officers
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 24, 2010, 01:21:57 PM
I hate it when that happens...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on December 24, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
Hahaha...I was gonna chuck a pun in there but I thought it was really quite self-explanetary.

But yeah, it's quite irritating isn't it?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 24, 2010, 03:05:45 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC063 24/12/10 16:29,RESPOND Smoke in Area,ALAMEIN AV,WOODSIDE MAP 137 J 13 TG140,IN THE DETENTION CENTRE, SMOKE NEAR THE,COMMUNITY CENTRE. T-CARD REQD.,SAIR55 WDSD00 OAKB00 - CFS Onkaparinga Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 24, 2010, 08:04:33 PM
Entry conditions :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 24, 2010, 08:29:05 PM
Entry conditions :P

Front door or back door?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 219678377231221312 on December 25, 2010, 06:52:31 AM
1926227   02:48:13 25-12-10 AS180 WHAT DO MONKEYS SING AT CHRISTMAS TIME? ........... JUNGLE BALLS JUNGLE BALLS
SAAS Unit Ashford

1925576   02:45:28 25-12-10 BP171 HOW MANY CHIMNEYS DOES SANTA GO DOWN? ................STACKS
SAAS Unit Brooklan park

1926227   02:44:59   25-12-10   AS180 WHO DELIVERES CAT'S PRESENTS? ......... SANTA PAWS

1926227   02:58:39   25-12-10   AS180 WHY DO REINDEER WEAR FUR COATS?............... BECAUSE THEY WOULD LOOK SILLY IN SNOW SUITS!.
SAAS Unit Ashford

1925576   02:57:51   25-12-10   BP171 HOW DO ELVES GREET EACH OTHER?.........."SMALL WORLD ISN'T IT"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 25, 2010, 06:53:41 AM
08:00:46 25-12-10 Pt Elliot:: (Rescue) Short Fat man in red suit impersonating Santa found stuck in drainpipe trying to find way home. Answers to the name, Michael. (Alcohol involved). Use cauti/.)kw0he may bite. Assist owners at$3 Vanali Drive.2Mevsy Xmas. - CFS Port Elliot Info

08:06:25 25-12-10 Pt Elliot: And for all you people jumping around pulling on your socks etc....no, that was not a real call..Merry Xmas. Captain - CFS Port Elliot Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 26, 2010, 05:14:40 PM
FYI:TRAINING FOR TOMORROW NIGHT IS CANCELLED DUE TO PUBLIC HOLIDAY, HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TRAINING WILL RETURN ON THE 3RD JANUARY 2011 SIGNED CAPTAIN AND TRAINING OFFICER :-)

Wow would have thought that 2 heads put together would have figured out that the 3rd is also a public holiday :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 01, 2011, 08:29:27 AM
1925586   09:55:56 01-01-11 CT71 ANY CHANCE OF CLEARING FOR A BEE?
SAAS Unit City

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: No Care 1 on January 02, 2011, 02:52:45 PM
Beats having to clear for Cat 6
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 03, 2011, 03:50:55 PM
totally agree! :lol:

03-01-11 08:34:39    MFS: WHITE AND 1 THANKS - MFS Adelaide 201

2 for me please!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on January 04, 2011, 12:15:51 PM
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1908546 13:34:54 04-01-11 MG81 CatC 79 Captain Sturt Pde, Hindmarsh Island 308 G5
SAAS Unit Mt Gambier

Either fat fingers or a loooong way from home..!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 04, 2011, 12:34:35 PM
they must have made good time because i saw them head past me on their way 10 mins later :lol:

Busy morning for the crews down goolwa way :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 06, 2011, 01:25:20 PM
FOR INFORMATION PUMPER CHQ TO ADELAIDE STATION BURNSIDE 24 TO STATION GLEN OSMOND NEED MORE BA OPERATORS - CFS Burnside Info


Looks like the pre-determined COQs plans have gone out the window as normal..
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: COBB on January 06, 2011, 01:31:57 PM

Looks like the pre-determined COQs plans have gone out the window as normal..

What are the pre-determined COQ's?  Who goes where?

Already seen TTG to Golden Grove & Athelstone to Paradise.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 06, 2011, 01:43:40 PM
Its in the SOPs, havent got the latest copy though.

Burnside to Adelaide is correct, but meant to be Stirling to GO. Burnside station may be in 44s area, but still we are not meant to cover MFS stations to the detriment of our own.


Others will disagree im sure...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on January 06, 2011, 01:48:09 PM
Strange that 2 burnside appliances have done COQ, Belair or some other brigade could have gone into Glen Osmond...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: COBB on January 06, 2011, 01:53:49 PM
Thanks Alex.
Makes sense what you and Bill have said.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on January 06, 2011, 02:25:28 PM
1919420   15:53:42 06-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC067 06/01/11 15:51,RESPOND Assist SAAS,LOT 3 BLACKHILL RD BLACK HILL WALKER FLAT ,WALKER FLAT MAP 0 0 0 TG207,OPP JOHN CHRISTIAN RESERVE - HOUSE 1.5,KMS DOWN DRIVEWAY - AMBULANCE BOGGED,WALK00
CFS Walker Flat Response

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 06, 2011, 02:25:38 PM
Alex....quite correct. Putting out a call for more BA operators in the same page makes the COQ decision for a second Brigade vehicle look even more dubious
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Edster on January 06, 2011, 04:16:49 PM

Looks like the pre-determined COQs plans have gone out the window as normal..

What are the pre-determined COQ's?  Who goes where?

Already seen TTG to Golden Grove & Athelstone to Paradise.

http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/utils/html_view.jsp?repos_id=6436&type=4&str=dual (http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/utils/html_view.jsp?repos_id=6436&type=4&str=dual)

Paradise - Athelstone
Glen Osmond - Stirling
Adelaide - Burnside / Belair
Saint Mary's - Eden Hills
Christie Downs - Morphett Vale
O’Halloran Hill - Happy Valley
Oakden - TTG / Athelstone
Golden Grove - TTG
Salisbury - Salisbury
Elizabeth - Dalkeith
Gawler - Dalkeith
Prospect - Burnside
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 06, 2011, 05:00:47 PM
21:37:05 04-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES I?Q071 04/01/11 21:35,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,GREENHILL RD,ADELAIDE MAP 130 A 2 TG182,OPP HUTT RD - USUAL STORY,SAIR55 ADL202 - MFS Adelaide Station Broadcast
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 06, 2011, 05:26:49 PM
Perhaps region would only allow a certain number of appliances to be used by mfs for COQ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on January 06, 2011, 07:15:31 PM
Or who is playing with the responses is MFS HQ again.
Which shift like to play with the responses.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 06, 2011, 08:03:55 PM
Or who is playing with the responses is MFS HQ again.
Which shift like to play with the responses.

which shift....or which Group?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on January 06, 2011, 08:23:52 PM
Did I miss something, what happened ? Or what didn't happen
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 06, 2011, 08:43:14 PM
Did I miss something, what happened ? Or what didn't happen

Just amused by Burnside covering two stations rather than Stirling coming down the hill.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on January 06, 2011, 09:03:06 PM
Again, it's not hard, it's all in the SOP's already.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 08, 2011, 11:51:56 AM
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LOX: If anyone knows where the vacuum cleaner is, please ring ****. Thanks ***- Acting D.U.M - SES East Region


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 09, 2011, 12:48:53 PM
12:07:58 09-01-11 MFS: LUNCH HAS NOT BEEN SERVED BUT IS NOT FAR AWAY - MFS Adelaide 202

damn just ate!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: wicky on January 10, 2011, 10:06:32 AM
 MFS: FOLLOW THE WATER - MFS Paradise 221 Response  :-D

 MFS: *CFSRES INC035 10/01/11 11:08,RESPOND To,VALLEY VIEW DR,HIGHBURY MAP 96 K 12 TG182,FIRE PLUG LEAKING FROM EARLIER TESTING.,PRIORITY 2,PDS221 - MFS Paradise 221 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 10, 2011, 09:26:32 PM
1930777   21:21:34 10-01-11 SA190 RADIO BUTTON OPEN CAN HEAR YOU
SAAS Unit Salisbury

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on January 12, 2011, 04:39:28 AM
12-01-11 06:04:11   H***** ADVISED THAT SHE REVERSED THE AMBULANCE INTO A PAGODA. PLEASE CALL HER ON THE FLEET PHONE. - SAAS Unit LW2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on January 12, 2011, 07:32:59 AM
wonder if it really was a pagoda (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagoda (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pagoda) for what they look like) or if they meant a pergola.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on January 12, 2011, 01:55:37 PM
MOUNT PARKER 2 FOR BUCKING STATION FULLY OPERATIONAL. - CFS Mount Barker Response

Gotta love it !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 12, 2011, 02:11:56 PM
MOUNT PARKER 2 FOR BUCKING STATION FULLY OPERATIONAL. - CFS Mount Barker Response

Gotta love it !

Are they paid to be retards?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 12, 2011, 07:46:51 PM
1800125   20:58:44 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC078 12/01/11 20:58,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MITTA ST,HIGHBURY MAP 97 B 11 TG182,BIRD STUCK IN TREE...SEE OWNER IN ST - W,ILL BE FLAGGED DOWN - P2,PDS221
MFS Paradise PDS221
awwww :lol:




1800162   21:13:40 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC081 12/01/11 21:12,RESPOND To,BEACH RD,CHRISTIES BEACH MAP 185 G 11 TG182,SPARKS AND FLAMES FROM A SPOTLIGHT FROM,BP, SUBWAY LANDING IN CARYARD,CDN431
MFS Christie Downs CDN431

whoa....subway?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 13, 2011, 08:10:50 AM
1800162   21:13:40 12-01-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC081 12/01/11 21:12,RESPOND To,BEACH RD,CHRISTIES BEACH MAP 185 G 11 TG182,SPARKS AND FLAMES FROM A SPOTLIGHT FROM,BP, SUBWAY LANDING IN CARYARD,CDN431
MFS Christie Downs CDN431

whoa....subway?  :lol:

That is a combined BP petrol station, subway and general store on the one site. Unless it is a different petrol station, the caryard is across Beach Road opposite the petrol station ???

That is four traffic lanes, two parking lanes and builtup median strip incorporating a turn-right lane. Long way for sparks from a carpark light to fly.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: MATTY on January 13, 2011, 11:54:50 AM
13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Monger on January 14, 2011, 06:55:08 AM
13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 14, 2011, 07:50:43 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC035 14/01/11 08:49,RESPOND STORM DAMAGE,LAMEROO CFS,LAMEROO MAP 0 0 0 TG204,LAMEROO SILO WEIGH BRIDGE WITH 5000LT OF, WATER IN IT,LAMR19 - CFS Lameroo Response

That will take a while to pump out and then dry to continue grain receival
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 14, 2011, 02:03:18 PM
13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.

Correct :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 14, 2011, 10:36:32 PM
13-01-11 13:21:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 13/01/11 13:20,RESPOND Rescue Animal,10 CHESTNUT CT,CLOVELLY PARK MAP 153 L 2 TG182,INVESTIGATE REPORTED CROCODILE IN REAR Y,ARD,STM401 

Think it turned out to be a Blue tongue lizard. lol.

Correct :lol:

PMSL :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on January 16, 2011, 12:34:09 PM
13:48:56 16-01-11 MFS: DO YOU MISS ME YET?? - MFS St Marys 409

13:50:58 16-01-11 MFS: YOU CUT ME DEEP MAN.... - MFS St Marys 409
 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 20, 2011, 10:58:14 PM
19:06:36 20-01-11 MU181 FROM 171 CREW PLSE CHECK FOR STIFF THEY MAY HAVE LEFT BEHIND GUYS SAAS Murray Bridge


Things must be bad when you start leaving the stiffs behind for another crew!!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on January 21, 2011, 06:20:24 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC084 20/01/11 19:48,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,GRENFELL RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 N 5 TG182,REIGNITION OF THIS MORNING FIRE AT SHOPP,ING CENTRE GOLDEN GROVE SHOPPING CENTRE,GGV311 TTGY19 - CFS Para Group Officers Response

This is now a Domestic Fire and why did TTG get called first this time  but at the first job at 09:10:52 when the first call was at 09:06.

First call
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:06,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,BUY AND SAVE SHOP MULTIBLE CALLS PERSONS, REPORTED,ADL205 CAR031 GGV311 SAL329 SAL321

20-01-11 09:10:52   MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:10,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL RD AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,SECOND ALARM,AD2015 ADL206 AD2092 TTGY19 OAK301 OAK303 SCHMRL CROCKF KILSBY
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 21, 2011, 11:03:06 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC084 20/01/11 19:48,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,GRENFELL RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 N 5 TG182,REIGNITION OF THIS MORNING FIRE AT SHOPP,ING CENTRE GOLDEN GROVE SHOPPING CENTRE,GGV311 TTGY19 - CFS Para Group Officers Response

This is now a Domestic Fire and why did TTG get called first this time  but at the first job at 09:10:52 when the first call was at 09:06.

First call
MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:06,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,BUY AND SAVE SHOP MULTIBLE CALLS PERSONS, REPORTED,ADL205 CAR031 GGV311 SAL329 SAL321

20-01-11 09:10:52   MFS: *CFSRES INC022 20/01/11 09:10,RESPOND COMMERCIAL FIRE,CNR GRENFELL RD AND GOLDEN GROVE RD,SURREY DOWNS MAP 84 M 5 TG182,SECOND ALARM,AD2015 ADL206 AD2092 TTGY19 OAK301 OAK303 SCHMRL CROCKF KILSBY

The first job was K99(Well involved) two storey structure fully involved.Tea Tree Gully 34P were part of the second alarm response.

In the second incident at the same premises it was dual response with Golden Grove for a rekindle on the first floor as Salisbury were tied up at an RCR, so they were next closest resource :wink:
Title: Re: CFS using K-codes
Post by: Pipster on January 24, 2011, 10:08:56 AM
i completely understand that many struggle when a radio is put in their hands (i personally found i put on a 'radio' voice), but there are only a handful of k codes that are really relevant to tasks the cfs face. I still believe they are useful and its not too hard to memorise a few codes

And that is the problem...only a few codes to memorise...that's easy...until you come across something that is different.... and either don't use the code, or have to go looking at your cheat sheet for them...which defeats the whole purpose of having the K codes in the first place!!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 24, 2011, 01:03:04 PM
Meanwhile back to amusing messages, anyone for truck soccer :-D

MENG: TRNG TONIGHT IS TRUCK SOCCER. ENHANCE YOUR RUNNING GRASS FIRE AND DRIVING SKILLS. WILL BE A TOP NIGHT. CAPTAIN. - CFS Meningie Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on January 24, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
YDMIN: Is someone available to take the Micro5PID to Stirling tonight? For a training session with Brendan at Stirling Station tonight. (Micro5 Upskill) Please call Robin 8236 3153 if you can do this. --end of message --- Robin Holmes AFSM - CFS Burnside Info
Why would you put that on a page :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 24, 2011, 03:10:18 PM
only one reason........ but maybe two hands  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on January 24, 2011, 03:15:18 PM
As you might have noticed it came from an Email pager message, most likely in his email message already, I don't think he is that sad !
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on January 24, 2011, 03:19:56 PM
YDMIN: Is someone available to take the Micro5PID to Stirling tonight? For a training session with Brendan at Stirling Station tonight. (Micro5 Upskill) Please call Robin 8236 3153 if you can do this. --end of message --- Robin Holmes AFSM - CFS Burnside Info
Why would you put that on a page :?

As pumprescue said, it looks like an email signature:

24-01-11 12:42:40   ADMIN: Regarding PID transfer to Stirling Job in hand - thanks to Scott. ------- End of Message -------- Robin Holmes AFSM Director Advisory KPMG 151 Pirie Street Adelaide SA 5000 Australia Tel +61 8 8236 xxxx Fax +61 8 8236 xxxx Mob 0407 - CFS Burnside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 27, 2011, 09:21:15 PM
1926227   17:23:58 27-01-11 AS60 IS YOUR PARTNERS STETHESCOPE IN THE BACK OF A UTE SOMEWHERE
SAAS Unit Ashford

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on January 31, 2011, 06:57:36 AM
Quote
BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your arse.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 31, 2011, 07:49:33 AM
Quote
BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

Just the OHs&W co-ordinator doing their job.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 31, 2011, 10:37:26 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC051 31/01/11 11:46,RESPOND Rescue Animal,51 WINDSOR AV,HAHNDORF MAP 159 L 9 TG128,PARROT UP TREE. ASSIST SES.,HAHN00

Sqwark !! pretty bird wants to get down now  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darcyq on January 31, 2011, 11:25:35 AM
Quote
BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

Just the OAS&W coordinator doing their job.....

Though you would be amazed at the number that don't stay hydrated!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 31, 2011, 02:55:13 PM
31-01-11 16:21:58 TRAINING IS ON TONIGHT MINIMUM DRESS CODE SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS, AIR CON IS ON, SEE YOU THERE :) BTC 31/1/2011 16:21:48 - CFS Upper Sturt Info


Is that stating the obvious.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on January 31, 2011, 04:09:20 PM
31-01-11 16:21:58 TRAINING IS ON TONIGHT MINIMUM DRESS CODE SHORTS AND T-SHIRTS, AIR CON IS ON, SEE YOU THERE :) BTC 31/1/2011 16:21:48 - CFS Upper Sturt Info

Is that stating the obvious.....

...how many sheds have air-con & would allow no PPE at training ? Sounds sensible info to crew to me to ensure no confusion.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 31, 2011, 07:35:02 PM
Quote
BECAUSE OF HIGH TEMPERATURES TODAY, REMINDER TO KEEP HYDRATED AND HAVE SUBSTANTIAL MEALS. REGARDS OH&S OFFICER. - CFS

And don't forget to wipe your filtered.

we agree again Alex.....twice in a month...this  has to stop

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on February 02, 2011, 08:37:29 PM
02-02-11 20:42:42    MFS: *CFSRES INC090 02/02/11 20:41,RESPOND Rescue Animal,40 STEVENSON ST,NAILSWORTH MAP 106 G 9 TG182,A PIGEON HAS FALLEN DOWN A DISUSED FIRE,CHIMNEY. THE BIRD IS IN GREAT PERIL.,PPT371 - MFS Prospect 371

I thought when birds were in great peril, superheroes came to the rescue??? :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on February 02, 2011, 11:58:12 PM
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 03, 2011, 07:04:22 AM
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

03-02-11 07:00:41 HOUSE FIRE COOBER PEDY OVERNIGHT INC 004 1 FATALITY FCI ON ROUTE FURTHER DETAILS ON CRIMSON SC EDEN - CFS R4 HQ Response

Pretty unprofessional effort from the SAAS EOC. Whilst this is from the same job, lets hope one didnt influence the other
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: No Care 1 on February 03, 2011, 07:32:47 AM
While the pager message may be unprofessional what is the EOC to do? No volleys , obviously the paid cert 4's up there we not available. Its a sign of the times in country and metro overworked career staff and burnt out volleys in the country with over worked EOC staff also. But hey spending cuts and a restructure might solve It all!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 03, 2011, 08:30:29 AM
03-02-11 01:25:47    CB181 YADAYA NO CREW ROSTERED - GOING THROUGH THE MOTIONS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

03-02-11 07:00:41 HOUSE FIRE COOBER PEDY OVERNIGHT INC 004 1 FATALITY FCI ON ROUTE FURTHER DETAILS ON CRIMSON SC EDEN - CFS R4 HQ Response

Pretty unprofessional effort from the SAAS EOC. Whilst this is from the same job, lets hope one didnt influence the other

Personally...if I was to get that page looking for a crew at that time of morning....I would more likely make an effort than if they just paged with a message begging.

..and let's be honest- the coordinator probably thought it pointless while the big stick was still being wielded over his shoulder by a little man with a swastika armband and a shortened moustache......

" you vill comply....schnell" 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on February 03, 2011, 03:59:02 PM
Nice work Boredy, you went to the same German language classes as me obviously, Channel 9 every week night at 5pm.......HOGGGAAAAAAANN!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: No Care 1 on February 03, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Nice work Boredy, you went to the same German language classes as me obviously, Channel 9 every week night at 5pm.......HOGGGAAAAAAANN!!

Some would say management have been to the Sgt Schultz school of management "I see nothing, nothing!.........."

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 03, 2011, 06:04:37 PM
16:50:10 03-02-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC079 03/02/11 16:49,RESPOND DOMESTIC FIRE,30 MARLBOROUGH ST,MALVERN MAP 130 K 9 TG182,POWER ISOLATED, NO SIGN OF SMOKE, STRONG, SMELL OF FIRE,GLO441 

hehehe lisdexic moment? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on February 03, 2011, 08:46:00 PM
I like the fact its on Marlborough St too :P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bobjones on February 03, 2011, 09:01:15 PM
HI I AM THE 181 PAGER, FIND ME IF YOU CAN.... I LIKE HIDE AND SEEK....


somebody lose a pager?????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on February 05, 2011, 07:59:20 PM
21:19:55 NOTIFICATION ONLY..MT GAMBIER REQUESTERED PT VICTORIA BULK WATER TANKER AND D/O FOODY SAID SEND 2 MORE CFS APPLIANCES AS WELL - MFS Car 31 (Northern DO)

busy night ahead for pt vic tanker  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on February 05, 2011, 08:58:14 PM
Me thinks the officer made a slight error in thinking there...over hearing wrong conversations...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on February 11, 2011, 05:07:16 PM
11-02-11 17:43:54    MFS: DAWES, TRANNY IN NAVARA WOULD LIKE A DATE - MFS St Marys 401    :-o

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 11, 2011, 08:47:32 PM
1800170   19:54:45 11-02-11 MFS: 361 HAVE JUST LEFT TOWN GO LOOK AT TRUCKS
MFS Oakden OAK301
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on February 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM
4-02-11 11:46:49 BDBY INFO: Training tonight - leaving station at 1930 hours - Using hoses on slopes plus Burnover drill - BTO Malcolm 14/2/2011

Such blatant racism. I'm amazed that this is allowed in this day and age. Not to mention the the CFS is not meant to partake in Civil disturbance suppression activities...


14-02-11 19:20:44 HAS ALL BRIGADES GOT THE LOGISTCIS READY. INFO READY BEFORE NEXT THURSDAY'S GROUP MEETING. SIGN PAUL

I don't know where to start. I feel like we should start sending out dictionaries and grammar workbooks out to the staff on the GRN paging desk.

Oh my...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: boredmatrix on February 14, 2011, 08:12:22 PM
4-02-11 11:46:49 BDBY INFO: Training tonight - leaving station at 1930 hours - Using hoses on slopes plus Burnover drill - BTO Malcolm 14/2/2011

Such blatant racism. I'm amazed that this is allowed in this day and age. Not to mention the the CFS is not meant to partake in Civil disturbance suppression activities...


That's a long way to go to assist woodside.......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 15, 2011, 03:40:36 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on February 15, 2011, 08:34:13 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on February 15, 2011, 09:02:58 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.

Sounds like a lawn manicurist at work too...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on February 15, 2011, 11:02:37 AM
14-02-11 19:58:55 A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR AN AMAZING WOMAN. YOU ARE FUNNY, SMART & GENUINELY KIND. ONE PERSON'S LOSS IS ANOTHER MAN'S GAIN. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY NATALIE. FROM S - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info

wow....now thats a private no expense spared heart-felt expression of feelings.... well done S you're a unique individual (thankfully)

Even worse when you see that the message was sent to Dalkeith, Tea Tree Gully, One Tree Hill, Salisbury & Virginia CFS paging groups.

Sounds like a lawn manicurist at work too...



Or possibly a garbage collector!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 15, 2011, 09:59:21 PM
1905686   23:21:53 15-02-11 message only-can everyone check their pockets for an extra set of keys, please contact station if so, sorry for late page
MFS Mt Gambier Response

oopsies :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on February 17, 2011, 12:56:12 AM
17-02-11 00:41:43   LE2 KRANSKY, CUSTARD BERLINER AND SOME SALMONELLA XXXX KIDDING - SAAS Unit LE1
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 20, 2011, 03:51:58 PM
1916063   11:16:47 20-02-11 PP81 SORRY HAVE I HAD A MOMENT??? ARE YOU STILL AT THE HOSPITAL OR CLEAR?
SAAS Unit Port Pirie
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on February 23, 2011, 09:19:59 AM
23-02-11 10:21:06   MFS: PLEASE INFORM SENIOR MATZKA...SIT FOUND 181 DOES NOT COVER " BIT OF A BACK YARD BURN" - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on February 26, 2011, 06:21:01 PM
26-02-11 14:53:19    next weeks lucky duty officer is, "Its been Rhaining Men" Hondow!! - MFS Loxton Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on February 26, 2011, 09:04:43 PM
MFS:1: *CFSRES INC090 26/02/11 22:31,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,156 LAKE TCE E,MT GAMBIER MAP 0 0 0 TG195,IN A GRASS BLOCK ADJACENT THE ABOVE ADDR,ESS. THERE IS A BOTTLE WITH A FLAME OUT,THE TOP.... YES, THIS IS TRUE...,SAIR55 - MFS Mt Gambier Response  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fedgy on February 27, 2011, 06:21:54 PM
27-02-11 19:14:17 B double fallen over at Dingo''s Rest need crew for lighting tower, request from police, Stuart - SES Barmera Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on March 02, 2011, 01:38:48 AM
Didn't happen to see the response after that about 20 mins later, along the lines of "thanks guys be nice if more than 1 person showed up !"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fedgy on March 05, 2011, 02:30:48 PM
05-03-11 15:49:21 OH81 I WILL FEEL BAD READING IT OUT.. IT A PT WHO CAR RAN OVER HER FOOT - SAAS Unit O'Halloran Hill
05-03-11 15:48:41 OH81 CatB Int Main South Rd, O'halloran Hill 165 D14 - Adelaide Uni Road Accident Research
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 05, 2011, 11:30:13 PM
00:02:21   06-03-11   *CFSRES:PAGER TEST ONLY DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS PAGE "PERSON" :FROM G.C.C 11:58:01 PM - CFS Southern Fleurieu Group Info


CFS Paging 101 - Grade: FAIL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 10, 2011, 08:06:45 PM
1930443   21:17:48 10-03-11 H706 CHEER UP YOU CAT
SAAS Unit H5 :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 11, 2011, 09:42:18 PM
1919302   20:16:00 11-03-11 BFF1 COURSE TO BE HELD AT BERRI ON MAY 27TH TO THE 29TH. SUPPRESS WILD LIFE COURSE TO BE HELP AT WAIKERIE ON JUNE 18TH TO THE 19TH. FROM GTO.
CFS Chaffey Group Info

Wild Life? :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 12, 2011, 03:39:24 AM
04:18:22 12-03-11  CT171 CatC Australian Helicopters 5 Reginald Ansett Dr, Adelaide Airport 128 G6


04:36:17 12-03-11  CT171 AUSTRALIAN HELICOPTERS IS AROUND BEHIND HARBOUR TOWN THESE DATYS....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 18, 2011, 12:19:50 PM
21:07:16 17-03-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 17/03/11 21:06,RESPOND Rescue Animal,9 NILE ST,PARALOWIE MAP 60 J 12 TG182,DOG, HEAD STUCK IN A WINE RACK!,SAL321 - MFS Salisbury 321
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 19, 2011, 10:45:32 PM
1925586   23:04:32 19-03-11 CT171 THERE IS AN AWESOME DJ ON FRESH FM RIGHT NOW! YOU SHOULD TUNE IN
SAAS Unit City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 23, 2011, 12:02:44 PM
15:51:17 22-03-11 MFS: HIS HANDS ARE SO SOFT AS WELL - MFS Adelaide 2027 (Heavy Rescue Pod)

Hmmm
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on March 23, 2011, 02:07:25 PM
14:54:46 23-03-11 HbSEBA2 NOSTC3 COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING 76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL /JONES DR //ST JAMES AV SVC 8117 G6 (503344) F110309501 CBRATS 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on March 23, 2011, 04:10:02 PM
14:54:46 23-03-11 HbSEBA2 NOSTC3 COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING 76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL /JONES DR //ST JAMES AV SVC 8117 G6 (503344) F110309501 CBRATS 

Is this a test page from the new system and thus an example of the new format ? Or from interstate ?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on March 23, 2011, 04:59:29 PM
CFA
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on March 23, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
14:54:46 23-03-11
HbSEBA2            - Message Tone Code,  CAD Zone.
NOSTC3             - General Response Type, Priority of Response (1 or 3..no such thing as 2)
COKE BOTTLE LIT ON FIRE - SMOULDERING  - Additional Information
76 EDWARDS ST SEBASTOPOL - Address
/JONES DR  - First nearest intersection
//ST JAMES AV - Second nearest intersection
SVC 8117 G6 (503344) - Map Ref
F110309501  - Incident Number
CBRATS      - Brigades Responded
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: rescue5271 on March 24, 2011, 08:45:10 AM
From the staff on day shift today.
09:05:54 24-03-11 QDThought for the day brought to you by PM, TC, DB & HB. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? General Message to follow. [WBOL]
CFA - D5 Warrnambool Brigade
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 29, 2011, 12:06:58 PM
12:00:18 29-03-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC035 29/03/11 11:59,RESPOND Rescue Animal,46 MAREVISTA CR,WHYALLA MAP 0 0 0 TG192,P2 - TO INVESTIGATE REQUEST FROM RSPCA,TO REMOVE A PET FROG FROM THE DRAIN,NO IM NOT JOKING,WHY529 - MFS Whyalla 529 Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bobjones on March 29, 2011, 07:51:07 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC072 29/03/11 19:59,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,12 SMILLIE ST,BRUKUNGA MAP 150 M 10 TG128,CAR HAS PARKED ITSELF NICELY IN THE LOUN,GEROOM. WOULD LIKE IT REMOVED PLEASE...,MBKR19 MTB020 BRUK00


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 01, 2011, 08:17:19 PM
1925584   17:37:02 01-04-11 AS7 I DONT HAVE A CAKE TIN I JUST REMEMBERED
SAAS Unit Ashford


no supper tonight :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 01, 2011, 08:21:10 PM
1909703   19:01:34 01-04-11 BV181 CAN U HEAD BACK TO STATION TO HELP TRISH FIND KEYS FOR SPARE FLEET PLEASE
SAAS Unit Barossa

 :-)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on April 04, 2011, 12:05:43 AM
03-04-11 21:48:44   MFS:1: *CFSRES INC069 03/04/11 21:44,RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL,WOMENS & CHILDRENS BROUGHAM PL,NORTH ADELAIDE MAP 1 P 8 TG182,PLEASE SEE NURSE RACHAEL AT A&E. SHE HAS,12 YEAR OLD BOY WITH A HALF INCH NUT,STUCK ON FINGER. - MFS Adelaide ADL204

03-04-11 23:08:34   C12 CAMPBELTOWN STATION HAS SO MANY CATS IN IT RIGHT NOW - SAAS Unit Campbelltown
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 04, 2011, 10:55:52 PM
1925569   21:49:00 04-04-11 M127 ARE YOU IN STELTH MODE OR I HAVE JUST MISSED YOU - WHERE ARE YOU?
SAAS Unit Marion
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on April 05, 2011, 11:42:43 PM
05-04-11 23:10:04 BP171 DISREGARD CAT B REMAIN ON THANKS - SAAS Unit Brooklyn park

05-04-11 23:10:38 BP171 REALISED I DIDNT PAGE YOU ANYWAY SO DISREGARD EVERYTHING - SAAS Unit Brooklyn park
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on April 06, 2011, 09:24:07 PM
06-04-11  20:45:34  MFS: ON YOUR BIKE MR GLOYN. - MFS O'Halloran Hill 421
06-04-11  20:11:21  MFS: EVENING....TYPING SPEED NEEDS A BIT OF A CRANK UP - MFS Adelaide 2017 (BA Pod)
06-04-11  20:04:41  MFS: GOLDFISH!!! - MFS Adelaide 203


Someone is on fire tonight, though it must be nice to get a bit of humour in your messages occasionally...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on April 08, 2011, 07:51:54 PM
08-04-11 19:11:25   STOP ON CALL FOR INCIDENT. SMALL RUBBISH FISH EXTINGUISHED BY OWNER. DALKEITH 34P NOT BACK AT STATION. SIGNED JOY. - CFS Dalkeith Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 13, 2011, 08:38:05 AM
1926228   07:51:10 13-04-11 M69 GUYS APPARNETLY YOU ARE MISSING AN ARTIFICAL LEG, WIL LET YOU KNW WHO I WILL GET TO TAKE IT TO YOU
SAAS Unit Prospect
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 16, 2011, 10:30:41 PM
1930457   20:51:15 16-04-11 F127 PT YOU ASSISTED LIFT WITH, JUST ADVISED QUERY SHINGLES
SAAS Unit Fulham

bugger!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on April 19, 2011, 05:09:25 PM


Took me a while to work out this message

16:18:26 19-04-11 XXXX CALLED FROM XXXXXXX IT IS JUST A COURTESY CALL "WE ARE HAVING BBQ TOMORROW AND WE WILL BE DISCUSSING SUITABILITY OF FREE FALL"


until I found this message a couple of minutes before



16:16:11 19-04-11  REMINDER TO ALL. BBQ TOMORROW NIGHT AND DISCUSSION REGARDING SUITABILITY OF 34.

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on April 19, 2011, 05:43:50 PM
19-04-11 17:10:41   PLS CALL YOUR FATHER ASAP. - SES Wattle Range

Oh no, someone's in trouble!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 20, 2011, 06:25:44 PM
MFS: A WONDERFUL PRODUCT ON THE MARKET....ITS CALLED GOOGLE MAPS - MFS Camden Park 411

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on April 22, 2011, 09:50:46 AM
22-04-11 09:09:51   MFS: *CFSRES INC016 22/04/11 09:09,RESPOND ALARM 036/240,TIP TOP BAKERIES,CNR GUM AV / CAVAN RD,DRY CREEK MAP 094 A 4 TG182,ASE DEVICE 3356,FIP INSIDE EASTERN ENTRY ADMIN BLDG,APK361 PPT371 OAK301 - MFS Oakden OAK301


22-04-11 09:14:19   MFS: HOPE YOU CAN GET SOME HOT CROSS BUNS - MFS Oakden OAK301
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on May 02, 2011, 12:53:21 PM
03:31:41 01-05-11 MFS: ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A COQ? - MFS Adelaide 203
03:32:02 01-05-11 MFS: HOW DOES PORT PIRIE SOUND? - MFS Adelaide 203
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bobjones on May 04, 2011, 06:58:31 PM
17:31:11   04-05-11   SA12 CASE CANCELLED BY NSW AMBULANCE
SAAS Unit Salisbury


WHAT THE?????????????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 05, 2011, 10:33:01 PM
17:31:11   04-05-11   SA12 CASE CANCELLED BY NSW AMBULANCE
SAAS Unit Salisbury


WHAT THE?????????????

RV to WA?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 06, 2011, 10:28:05 AM
1800166   09:09:56 06-05-11 MFS: ELIZ TRYING TO PHONE YOU FOR SOME TIME
MFS Gawler GAW359

1800166   09:32:41 06-05-11 MFS: ARE YOU WELL DARLING
MFS Gawler GAW359
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 13, 2011, 11:40:00 PM
1924063   23:04:32 13-05-11 S181 AT LEAST I GOT YOU THROUGH THE WHOLE OF THE NOTEBOOK MOVIE, I AM A BIT CHOKED UP
SAAS Unit Stirling
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on May 21, 2011, 07:50:30 PM
LW4 DINGBAT ARE YOU LW4 OR LW2 - SAAS Unit LW2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 25, 2011, 09:33:41 AM
1926227   08:35:13 25-05-11 AS60 YA MUM SAYS HELLO
SAAS Unit Ashford
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 26, 2011, 08:43:53 AM
MFS: WHERE K3? RIGHT NEXT TO K2!! - MFS Adelaide ADL202
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 26, 2011, 12:35:50 PM
1909218   11:19:51 26-05-11 IF AVAILABLE TO DO A ROAD CRASH COURSE THIS WEEKEND PLEASE CONTACT THE BEST LOOKING CAPTAIN ASAP ON MOBILE
CFS Port Wakefield Info
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 29, 2011, 12:51:02 AM
1925586   23:53:09 28-05-11 CT171 ILL HAVE A CAPPACINO PLS
SAAS Unit City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 30, 2011, 01:41:09 PM
30-05-11 12:51:36 KP81 BORED? NEED OR WANT SOMETHING TO FILL THE AFTERNOON? ;) JADE - SAAS Unit Kapunda
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:05 AM
1800172   09:49:56 31-05-11 MFS: THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP:-0
MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421


1800172   09:50:39 31-05-11 MFS: IS THAT YOU LARD ??
MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 31, 2011, 11:14:30 AM
1925586   09:50:02 31-05-11 CT71 YOU READ YOUR EMAIL CORRECTLY - COME ON DOWN FLU JABS ARE GO!!
SAAS Unit City

such joy! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 02, 2011, 08:51:53 AM
01-06-11 21:25:21 MFS: DID YOU LEAVE THE LOOUUD ONE BEHIND?? - MFS Oakden OAK303
01-06-11 21:26:45 MFS: HAS HE GOT RID OF THE DATSUN 180B - MFS Oakden OAK303
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bobjones on June 02, 2011, 10:32:28 AM
HI THE EMERG GUYS ARE ASKING IF YOU ARE MISSING A STRETCHER? THEY HAVE AN EXTRA AT STATION


did we forget something??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 07, 2011, 08:58:34 AM
REMINDER FOR A HOT AND SWEATY TIME WITH OTHER MEN BE AT TRAINING TONIGHT - MFS Loxton Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 08, 2011, 09:23:31 AM
07-06-11 22:31:37 MFS: TURN LEFT - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
07-06-11 22:31:13 MFS: SIMMO DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BACK TO THE STATION - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Will719 on June 10, 2011, 05:58:58 PM
10-06-11 17:17:17  CB81 CatA Stuart Hwy, Coober Pedy C97 A18 - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

10-06-11 17:22:56  CB81 CASE CANCELLED BY SAPOL - PT WAS ASLEEP THANKS - SAAS Unit Coober Pedy

Person must have been dead tired...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 10, 2011, 09:33:21 PM
10-06-11 19:10:55 MFS: *CFSRES INC075 10/06/11 19:10,RESPOND Aircraft Light,MELVILLE RD,SALISBURY EAST MAP 71 K 15 TG182,MODEL AIRCRAFT IN TREE...,SAL321 - MFS Salisbury SAL321
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: happyghost on June 13, 2011, 02:35:35 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC063 24/12/10 16:29,RESPOND Smoke in Area,ALAMEIN AV,WOODSIDE MAP 137 J 13 TG140,IN THE DETENTION CENTRE, SMOKE NEAR THE,COMMUNITY CENTRE. T-CARD REQD.,SAIR55 WDSD00 OAKB00 - CFS Onkaparinga Group Officers Response

Yea its so they make sure we dont sneek anyone out or in...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 13, 2011, 11:33:35 PM
1908919   20:17:47 13-06-11 NO C SHIFT MADDIE BAD IDEA.... TRY MASTER CHEF
CFS Mount Barker Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on June 15, 2011, 04:14:56 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC044 15/06/11 15:17,RESPOND RCR,WILLALOOKA CFS,WILLALOOKA MAP 0 0 0 TG230,ASSIST PADTHAWAY AT MVA 2KS NORTH OF PAD,THAWAY ON THE RIDDOCH HWY. CAR IS BELIEV,ED TO NOW BE ON FIRE.,WLLM19

15:20:42 15-06-11 MFS: STOP FOR CALL 

15:30:08 15-06-11 williamstown station closing after stop call. THANKS : BAROSSA CONTROL 

urrrrmmmm why would the station open in the first place? :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 15, 2011, 04:23:27 PM
thats what i thought when i saw that, couldn't open it in 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 16, 2011, 10:40:46 AM
16-06-11 10:02:10 TUFXU09OIEdSUCBJTkZPIC0gR1JOIFBBR0lORyBBTkQgVk9JQ0UgT1VUQUdFIFRPREFZIEZST00g QVBQUk9YIDExQU0gVElMTCAxMiBOT09OLCBCUklHQURFUyBUTyBJTklUSUFURSBUSEVSRSBDT05U SU5HRU5DWSBQTEFOUyBJRiBDQUxMRUQgT1VUIFZJQSBBTEVSVFMuIE1ER08xIFRPREQNCg0K - CFS Mawson Group Info

16-06-11 10:10:32 TO ALL: LAST MESSAGE SHOULD HAVE READ; GRN OUTAGE FROM 1100HRS TO 1200HRS TODAY, REG MDO - CFS Mawson Group Info

LOL how do you make that out
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on June 16, 2011, 11:37:02 AM
The person sending the message has a bad stutter.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 18, 2011, 06:38:55 PM
18-06-11 18:03:39 UM UNAVAILABLE GOING TO KYLIE CONCERT, LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY! - SES Sturt Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 18, 2011, 08:34:34 PM
18-06-11 17:48:44 MFS: STEVE...WHO S THE DRIVER???? HE PRONOUNCES SMITHSON....ERRRR HUBBA BABBAR ???? - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 18, 2011, 11:35:48 PM
1800166   22:02:56 18-06-11 MFS: 18 TH BIRTHDAY FIRE EXTINGUISHER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
MFS Gawler GAW359

uhoh tut tut.. :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 18, 2011, 11:39:53 PM
1800185   22:16:45 18-06-11 MFS: HOWS YOUR NIGHT GOING PATTY??
MFS Adelaide ADL205

1800185   22:46:00 18-06-11 MFS: HAVE YOU GOT A FUEL CARD PATTY??
MFS Adelaide ADL205

1800185   22:56:17 18-06-11 MFS: COMPANY MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH MATE
MFS Adelaide ADL205
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: calspec on June 21, 2011, 11:11:28 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC148 21/06/11 22:33,RESPOND Smoke in Area,HUTCHINSON RD,GAWLER EAST MAP 23 P 6 TG182,GAWLER HOSPITAL. SMELL OF BURNING NURSES, QRTS,SAIR55 GAW359

 :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 22, 2011, 08:27:27 AM
lol, they always put commas in the wrong spots.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on June 22, 2011, 11:10:56 AM
Ha ha ha. They can't control where some of the commas go...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on June 24, 2011, 07:11:23 PM
24-06-11 16:14:04 MFS: THATS IT CACTUS...YOU CAN KNOCK OFF,,,,,,WE HAVE RUN OUT OF PRANGS??? - MFS St Marys 409 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 24, 2011, 11:37:54 PM
1930442   22:53:49 24-06-11 H714 WANT ANOTHER 20 BUCKS ??? APEROO CHEST PAIN
SAAS Unit H4
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 25, 2011, 08:52:31 AM
1800164   08:14:17 25-06-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC011 25/06/11 08:13,RESPOND Rescue Animal,74 DAUNTSEY RD,ELIZABETH NORTH MAP 51 Q 10 TG182, SAVE THE CAT MR FIREMAN P2,ELZ331
MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 30, 2011, 08:14:08 AM
1800164   01:50:09 30-06-11 MFS: DON T GET YOUR CAPE CAUGHT IN THE DOOR MATE???
MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Trav on June 30, 2011, 08:55:33 PM
30-06-11 15:30:40   
MFS: *CFSRES INC048 30/06/11 15:29,RESPOND Assist Resident,32-36 RIVERSIDE ST,MAWSON LAKES MAP 82 H 5 TG102,ASSIST LADY IN PYJAMAS LOCKED OUT,OF HER UNIT.,SLSB19 - CFS Salisbury Response

Sounds like a job for a locksmith, not an emergency service!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 30, 2011, 09:35:07 PM
1925592   20:34:00 30-06-11 C181 EEEWWWWW
SAAS Unit Campbelltown



totally agree Trav! :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 30, 2011, 09:39:20 PM
1925569   18:40:47 30-06-11 M127 HELLO PETER LOST ME, IF FOUND PLEASE CALL 08 8*******
SAAS Unit Marion
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fedgy on July 02, 2011, 10:57:05 PM
02-07-11 22:05:06 MFS: *CFSRES INC086 02/07/11 22:04,RESPOND BUILD IMPACT,NORTON SUMMIT RD,TERINGIE MAP 121 B 4 TG126,VICINITY COACHHOUSE DR,CAR HAS LANDED SOMEHOW ENDED UP ON THE R,OOF OF A HOUSE...,ADL204 - MFS Adelaide ADL204
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on July 09, 2011, 06:59:35 AM
08-07-11 23:44:32 CT174 HELLO CAN U LET YOU PARNTER OUT OF THE ENGINE BAY HE IS LOCKED IN ....... - SAAS Unit City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 09, 2011, 08:58:13 AM
1916018   08:23:39 09-07-11 GO81 DO SOME WORK BLUDGER. LUKE
SAAS Unit Goolwa
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 09, 2011, 12:28:14 PM
1929674   10:55:20 09-07-11  PLS PH WIFE
SAAS Unit SL104
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 09, 2011, 12:29:32 PM
1928012   10:30:33 09-07-11 MFS: *CFSRES INC022 09/07/11 10:28,RESPOND VEHICLE RECOVERY,ROBE CFS,ROBE MAP 0 0 0 TG229,FROM POLICE 4 X VEHICLES BOGGED 4 X 4 TR,ACK EVANS CAVE RD CB CH16 S 37 13-776,E 139 46-981 TIDE COMING IN,KTN029 ROBE19


oops :-o
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on July 09, 2011, 01:15:17 PM
09-07-11 12:36:19   F127 OH IT IS ENDOSCOPIC RETROGRADE CHOLANGIOPANCREATOGRAPHY..... HAHA - SAAS Unit Fulham
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on July 10, 2011, 03:13:04 AM
CT171 CASE CANCELLED - SAAS Unit City
10-07-11 02:32:47   CT171 CatB Crazy Horse Nightclub 141 Hindley St, Adelaide 3 H4 - SAAS Unit City

Could have been some unhappy chappies on that truck!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 10, 2011, 08:56:42 PM
 :lol: :lol:

1800165   19:11:23 10-07-11 MFS: WITH RADIO SKILLS LIKE THAT YOU'D MAKE A GOOD COMMS OPERATOR...
MFS Elizabeth ELZ339
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on July 13, 2011, 02:38:08 PM
13-07-11 13:20:45 SW81 YOUR LOCATION FOR CAT-B IN PASSADENA??? - SAAS Unit Snowtown

Long way to go for a cat b, lol, i realise they may have been in town but still funny.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 17, 2011, 08:50:40 AM
1930777   05:40:02 17-07-11 SA190 IS THIS filtered NIGHT OVER WITH YET????
SAAS Unit Salisbury
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on July 17, 2011, 10:00:55 PM
Yes, looks like the SAAS component of the pager has been down since 11:00am.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on July 19, 2011, 05:59:59 PM
19-07-11 17:28:58 F98 WARNING - FOOD BRIBES (FUDGE) TO ENTER EOC ON WEDNESDAYS - SAAS Unit Fulham
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Lefty13 on July 20, 2011, 02:44:48 PM
Tonights training: inspection of both Pubs. Leaving station at 19:40hrs. From Cap. - CFS Crystal Brook Info

Pub crawl .....  is anyone invited??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on July 22, 2011, 04:08:08 PM
22-07-11 15:35:10 MFS: *CFSRES INC057 22/07/11 15:34,RESPOND RUBBISH FIRE,OLD NORTON SUMMIT RD,AULDANA MAP 120 G 5 TG126,RUBBISH FIRE NEAR NUMBER 15 - NEAR THE S,IGN SAYING "NO ILLEGAL BURNING"...,NORT00 SAIR55 BLP211 - MFS Beulah Park BLP211
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 24, 2011, 12:43:30 AM
1916039 21:20:52 23-07-11 GL181 CLIVE PICK SUSAN UP FROM THE PLAYGROUND AT GEORGETOWN TO MCREW WITH YOU.
SAAS Unit Gladstone
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 24, 2011, 12:48:17 AM
1930815   18:45:07 23-07-11 PA56 AWWW... WHERE'S MY HAPPY VOICES? DAVE'S GONE SO ALL IS WELL :-)
SAAS Unit Fulham

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on July 31, 2011, 07:41:25 AM
31-07-11 04:49:01   MFS: *CFSRES INC012 31/07/11 04:48,RESPOND RCR,MOONTA MFS,MOONTA MAP 0 0 0 TG194,5 KM FROM MOONTA TOWARDS WALLAROO SINGLE,,CAR ROLLOVER ENTRAPPMENTS,KDNA19 - CFS Kadina Response

31-07-11 04:59:40   MFS: STOP CALL INC 12 FROM SAAS NO MVA, CALLER JUST WANTED A RIDE, GETTING ONE TO POLICE STATAION! - CFS Kadina Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 01, 2011, 09:14:52 AM
1925587   07:59:24 01-08-11 CT74 CAN SOMEONE PLEASE LET BOOMER IN, HE'S OUT THE FRONT
SAAS Unit City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 09, 2011, 11:51:00 AM
1930441   09:12:37 09-08-11 H703 WAS ONLY ME - TOLD YOU I WOULD CALL YOU AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN PICK UP!! LISA
SAAS Unit H3
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on August 10, 2011, 04:32:20 PM
10-08-11 15:07:00 DALKEITH PUMPER BACK AT STATION AND BACK ON LINE MINUS PASSENGER SIDE HP REEL, SIGNED AHOGG

Dalkeith has a Pupmer?

And it has two HP lines?

Goddamned volunteers...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 12, 2011, 04:08:47 PM
12-08-11 10:22:02    MFS: TESTING 1, 2, 3... K33 - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
12-08-11 10:22:28    MFS: OKAY K22 - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
12-08-11 10:24:20    MFS: TRYING AGAIN.... K22 - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421
12-08-11 10:24:52    MFS: AHHHH SUCCESS!! - MFS OHalloran Hill OHH421




Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on August 12, 2011, 10:46:28 PM
12-08-11 20:44:56    Blah Sent from my iPhone - MFS ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on August 14, 2011, 03:29:08 PM
M128 I JUST LOOKED AT WHO WAS ON THIS CREW AND PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING - SAAS Unit Marion
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on August 23, 2011, 08:47:09 AM
MFS: WILL TRY AND GET SOMEONE ON THE RADIO THAT KNOWS WHAT THERE DOING SOON MITCH. - MFS Adelaide 201

 :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on August 24, 2011, 08:52:06 AM
24-08-11 08:18:11 <html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0cm; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, - CFS Currency Creek Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vsteve01 on August 24, 2011, 10:48:21 AM
24-08-11 08:18:11 <html><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><div></div><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-top: 0cm; margin-right: 0cm; margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; margin-left: 0cm; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, - CFS Currency Creek Info

Don't you have a HTML compatible pager?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Firey9119 on August 27, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
10-08-11 15:07:00 DALKEITH PUMPER BACK AT STATION AND BACK ON LINE MINUS PASSENGER SIDE HP REEL, SIGNED AHOGG

Dalkeith has a Pupmer?

And it has two HP lines?

Goddamned volunteers...

they had issues with a seal if i recall correctly it was repoved to find a replacement i think
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on August 27, 2011, 09:34:24 PM
10-08-11 15:07:00 DALKEITH PUMPER BACK AT STATION AND BACK ON LINE MINUS PASSENGER SIDE HP REEL, SIGNED AHOGG

Dalkeith has a Pupmer?

And it has two HP lines?

Goddamned volunteers...

they had issues with a seal if i recall correctly it was repoved to find a replacement i think

Did I miss the part where Dalkeith has a pumper?

Again, as far as I know, Dalkeith only has a 34P, and unless that girl can spit 2500kpa outta those side lines, then they are NOT High Pressure lines.

Its not hard kids, stop calling your appliances things that they are not.

Goddamn.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Numpty on August 28, 2011, 01:21:58 PM
What does the P stand for then?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on August 28, 2011, 05:26:40 PM
What does the P stand for then?

Pretend.....Potential.....Pathetic.....Piss Poor?.....the list is endless
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on August 28, 2011, 09:12:53 PM
The actual rating for a 34P is light pumper....but sadly so many wannbe's call them pumpers...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 30, 2011, 08:53:16 AM

1925587   07:43:47 30-08-11 CT74 PLS ANSWER STATION PHONE, THANKS
SAAS Unit City

1925587   07:44:15 30-08-11 CT74 APPARANTLY IT RINGS WITHOUT SOUND!
SAAS Unit City
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on August 31, 2011, 08:14:43 AM
What does the P stand for then?

Pumper - Referring more to it's urban/specialist stowage than to its pumping abilty.

Still, why not call it a 24P or 34P, which is its official callsign, rather than call it "Pumper" which referres to a larger, heavy pumper that is an urban specific resource?

Just because you run a 34P with Hazmat stowage does not make it "Brigade xyz Hazmat"
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: happyghost on September 01, 2011, 02:16:54 AM
What does the P stand for then?

Pumper - Referring more to it's urban/specialist stowage than to its pumping abilty.

Still, why not call it a 24P or 34P, which is its official callsign, rather than call it "Pumper" which referres to a larger, heavy pumper that is an urban specific resource?

Just because you run a 34P with Hazmat stowage does not make it "Brigade xyz Hazmat"

they dont have hazmat equipment on there 34P only there RCR Gear :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on September 02, 2011, 01:55:51 PM
02-09-11 12:24:58   A. Davis. G Carter. You are in trouble with L1. Need to ring him now - CFS Waikerie Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 02, 2011, 02:13:26 PM
MFS: THIS IS A BARN OWL IN THE BEDFORD INDUSTRIES SHED...GOOD LUCK! - MFS Oakden 301
 
MFS: *CFSRES INC031 02/09/11 13:29,RESPOND Rescue Animal,54 DIAGONAL RD,POORAKA MAP 94 F 1 TG182,,OAK301 - MFS Oakden 301


Sounds like a real HOOT :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on September 02, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
02-09-11 13:30:17 MFS: *CFSRES INC031 02/09/11 13:29,RESPOND Rescue Animal,54 DIAGONAL RD,POORAKA MAP 94 F 1 TG182,,OAK301 - MFS Oakden OAK301
02-09-11 13:33:19 MFS: THIS IS A BARN OWL IN THE BEDFORD INDUSTRIES SHED...GOOD LUCK! - MFS Oakden OAK301
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on September 02, 2011, 02:14:18 PM
OH YOU BEAT ME TO IT LOL
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on September 02, 2011, 08:03:13 PM
1930440   15:41:28 02-09-11 H702 TOO WARM OUTSIDE FOR YOU RON?
SAAS Unit H2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on September 02, 2011, 08:05:08 PM
1930816   18:50:54 02-09-11 H714 THIS IS A TEST PAGE FOR MY DIPPY!!!!
SAAS Unit Mitcham

1930815   18:51:56 02-09-11 H714 TEST PAGE FOR MR DIPPY!!!!
SAAS Unit Fulham
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 03, 2011, 10:40:50 AM
03-09-11 10:03:25   THE LUCKY PERSON IS NON OTHER THAN THE ALMOST RETIRED TITS THIELE!!! - MFS Loxton Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on September 03, 2011, 11:55:49 AM
11:19:25 03-09-11 SA FIRE & RESCUE: PAGER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. INCIDENT NUMBER 35. KANGAROO BRIGADE. KYM VAWSER FIRE FIGHTER - Adelaide Fire Pager Ack

I didnt know there was a brigade run by kangaroo's  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 03, 2011, 08:21:12 PM
11:19:25 03-09-11 SA FIRE & RESCUE: PAGER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. INCIDENT NUMBER 35. KANGAROO BRIGADE. KYM VAWSER FIRE FIGHTER - Adelaide Fire Pager Ack

I didnt know there was a brigade run by kangaroo's  :lol:

'Are'nt you as well Rob....oh sorry thats the DOO :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on September 04, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC017 04/09/11 06:29,RESPOND Assist Police,7 LAVERTON ST,DAVOREN PARK MAP 51 N 3 TG182,PERSON DOUSED WITH PETROL FROM POLICE PA,TROL ATTENDING,

I thought they used guns!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on September 05, 2011, 07:16:37 PM
11:19:25 03-09-11 SA FIRE & RESCUE: PAGER ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. INCIDENT NUMBER 35. KANGAROO BRIGADE. KYM VAWSER FIRE FIGHTER - Adelaide Fire Pager Ack

I didnt know there was a brigade run by kangaroo's  :lol:

I could think of quite a few that would function a lot better if they WERE run by kangaroos!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on September 09, 2011, 03:46:05 PM
1930440   15:01:52 09-09-11 H702 DOUG BROUGHT US CHOC DROPS - YOU'LL HAVE TO TOP THAT NOW !! l:-) LISA
SAAS Unit H2

1930440   15:03:30 09-09-11 H702 PS - HE BROUGHT US LOTS OF THEM TOO AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY FRUIT CHOCS - YUM
SAAS Unit H2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on September 10, 2011, 04:32:50 PM
10-09-11 15:54:38 To whoever decided to defrost the fridge, the ice has melted and the carpet is saturated. - MFS Port Augusta Response

 :-o :lol: :x :-P :evil: :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on September 13, 2011, 03:01:05 PM
13-09-11 14:20:12 GRP TRG SERVER FROM LAST MESSAGE ,T, CARDS TO BE FILLED IN AND HANDED TO STAGING MANAGER UPON ARRIVAL LIGHT SUFFER AVAILABLE AFTER TRAINING SIGNED TREVOR GTO

Going to be one of THOSE training sessions....thank goodness I'm in another Region!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on September 16, 2011, 08:08:01 AM
1925564   06:45:22 16-09-11 PA196 WHAT A filtered AWESOME NIGHT IT HAS BEEN
SAAS Unit Port Adelaide
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 16, 2011, 10:18:31 AM
MFS: NOTE THE SPEED OF THAT INCIDENT MICK....ITS CALLED THE "A" FACTOR - MFS St Marys 409
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 22, 2011, 06:12:01 PM
NTPA: Hi,I have returned back to my home after my yearly service and i am all good/Nuri24P 22/09/2011 5:35:44 PM - CFS Nuriootpa Info

An appliance that sends out page, very innovative :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on September 28, 2011, 07:44:25 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC112 28/09/11 18:44,RESPOND To,FINDON RD,WOODVILLE SOUTH MAP 104 K 8 TG182,TEST ONLY.,BAZZA LUKE IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING.,I WANT TO BE LIKE HIM.,WDV243 - MFS Woodville 243
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on October 04, 2011, 08:09:21 AM
04-10-11 07:52:25 MFS: *CFSRES INC007 04/10/11 07:51,RESPOND Rescue Animal,AIRPORT RD,BROOKLYN PARK MAP 116 Q 14 TG182,TEST MESSAGE ONLY,PLEASE IGNORE ME.,BPK451 - MFS Brooklyn Park BPK451
04-10-11 07:52:23 MFS: *CFSRES INC007 04/10/11 07:51,RESPOND Rescue Animal,AIRPORT RD,BROOKLYN PARK MAP 116 Q 14 TG182,TEST MESSAGE ONLY,PLEASE IGNORE ME.,BPK451 - MFS Brooklyn Park Station


04-10-11 07:53:34    MFS: BUT I LOVE MICK HOGBEN MORE - MFS Brooklyn Park BPK451
04-10-11 07:53:30    MFS: BUT I LOVE MICK HOGBEN MORE - MFS Brooklyn Park Station
04-10-11 07:53:09    MFS: I LOVE MY VOICE - MFS Brooklyn Park BPK451
04-10-11 07:53:05    MFS: I LOVE MY VOICE - MFS Brooklyn Park Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on October 04, 2011, 04:30:50 PM
04-10-11 16:13:33    MFS: UNKNOWN ANTRAPMENTS - CFS Upper Sturt Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on October 05, 2011, 07:50:42 AM
thats not that funny unless you know that the first page read respond grass fire.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: CFS_Firey on October 05, 2011, 09:08:29 AM
thats not that funny unless you know that the first page read respond grass fire.

And it gets even funnier when you know the grassfire was supposed to be some anthills on fire! :D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 06, 2011, 07:55:30 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC015 06/10/11 05:29,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,TRURO CFS,TRURO MAP 0 0 0 TG095,TRUCK FIR E 1 KM TOWARD BLANCHTOWN CARRY,ING BEER AND SCOTCH,TRUR00
CFS Truro Repsonse

I can imagine there being a full crew on that appliance :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on October 06, 2011, 12:59:28 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC015 06/10/11 05:29,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,TRURO CFS,TRURO MAP 0 0 0 TG095,TRUCK FIR E 1 KM TOWARD BLANCHTOWN CARRY,ING BEER AND SCOTCH,TRUR00
CFS Truro Repsonse

I can imagine there being a full crew on that appliance :lol:

salvage rights?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on October 07, 2011, 09:38:20 PM
07-10-11 19:28:07  YOU'RE THE VOICE, TRY & UNDERSTAND IT.... LOL - SAAS Unit Parkside
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Ashes on October 08, 2011, 08:23:12 AM
and the page that started it off
PAR171 PR: 2 31 FARNHAM RD KESWICK 129 M 4 D0836 Disp: 19:21 Unconsciou
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on October 12, 2011, 04:30:57 PM
12-10-11 16:58:34 MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 12/10/11 16:59 RESPOND FENCE FIRE, SICKERDICK ST MANNUM, MAP:SMM 1 F 6,TG TALK4, ==FUNNY STREET NAME, ADL201, , *****SACAD TEST ONLY***** - MFS SACAD testing
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on October 12, 2011, 09:34:44 PM
12-10-11 19:40:05 MFS: SUPERLATIVE ENUNCIATION!! :-) - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on October 17, 2011, 04:45:39 PM
*Gets megaphone* Roll up.. Roll up.. For the annual burn over extravaganza TONIGHT.. Learn what to do when you end up in the wrong place.. Watch a cool DVD.. & check that PPE of yours.. Fun for all members that want to do jobs this summer. - CFS Hahndorf Info

Classic :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on November 01, 2011, 10:04:09 AM
08:52:44 01-11-11 MFS: APPARENTLY YOUR PHONE IS STILL ON - THE STATION DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR THRILLING CONVERSATION - MFS Salisbury 321
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on November 09, 2011, 11:13:09 AM
MFS: CHANGE QUARTERS TO STATION 98 - MFS Adelaide ADL201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on November 12, 2011, 07:57:15 AM
11-11-11 11:11:07    STOP CALL FOR INCIDENT 38 FROM JOHN - SES Prospect Info


4 seconds too early!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Skippy on November 20, 2011, 10:59:57 AM
20-11-11 12:28:28    MFS: CHERRYVILLE, SUGGEST YOU CHECK THE RADIO IN YOUR 24. YOU HAVE A CHILD TRANSMITTING!! (OR TRYING TO SING) - CFS Cherryville Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Timbo on November 20, 2011, 02:25:53 PM
20-11-11 12:28:28    MFS: CHERRYVILLE, SUGGEST YOU CHECK THE RADIO IN YOUR 24. YOU HAVE A CHILD TRANSMITTING!! (OR TRYING TO SING) - CFS Cherryville Response

Ah! The joys of PR events
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: happyghost on November 21, 2011, 08:28:11 AM
OLD GATE 24P IS OFFLINE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE SIGNED ***** - CFS Aldgate Info


Still cant get it right!!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on November 21, 2011, 10:06:54 AM
21-11-11 07:27:13  GOOD MORNING MATE LES SAID TO GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE OFFICE. - SAAS Unit PS196

wakey wakey! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on November 26, 2011, 12:59:07 AM
24-11-11 19:58:56 If anybody has mis-placed a goat, its been tied up out the rear with some fresh water - CFS Seaford Info



soooooo many possibilities.........lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on November 29, 2011, 09:36:04 PM

29-11-11 17:56:25 cj info ; Important 2 cooks needed for fish entre friday . Sorry i char grill .Pls phone 0######### if avail. Thanks dears :FROM CAPE JERVIS STATION 6:00:50 PM - CFS Cape Jervis Inf
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Lefty13 on December 09, 2011, 02:29:31 PM
09-12-11 15:53:03 MFS: *CFSRES INC0092 09/12/11 15:50 RESPOND ROAD CRASH RESCUE, UNNAMED NO SUBURB,MAP:C/361 53,TG 062, ==KINGS RD IRON KNOB CAR ROLL OVER 15KM WEST OF IRON KNOB :IRBK24 IRKB14 : - CFS Ironbank Response

If only it was a nice drive for a leisurely drive...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 09, 2011, 04:55:01 PM
Lofty group can never escape the wrath of the Port Augutta Region.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 16, 2011, 03:10:09 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 16/12/11 10:16 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, MAWSON RD CHERRYVILLE,MAP:ADL 123 C 3,TG 140, ==IN VICINITY OF TRACK 9. REPORTED SMOKE FROM AIRCRAFT == Alarm level updated to 2 ==ADDED FOR G/O KIESSLING

Lol well outside his realm, heard over the radio he was trying to get lofty almighty team in before the 2nd alarm arrived.... Probably get Norton Summit, Summertown, Oakbank/Balhannah & Cudlee Creek in first....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on December 17, 2011, 12:05:12 PM
Still seems to be a lot of attempts to self respond or self involve up in them thar hills. Also noticed on the same job another brigade who shall remain nameless (but is a town named after the current season) who kept giving sitreps even though they had not been invited to play. There is maintaining situational awareness, and being too involved when your not involved.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on December 17, 2011, 12:20:40 PM
An undeveloped idea to follow, but it could work!

All "groups" (1 brigade at least) included in a 3 Alarm or higher incident, could be given "Advisory", "Alert/Active Standby", "Contained" and "Stop" message for information purposes only. This would make information flow pretty awesome, and would mean brigades would not have to self-monitor incidents.

E.g

IC calls a 3rd alarm, as part of that, SACAD could look at which brigades have gone, and then send a message to all the relevant group info addresses:

MFS: INFO ONLY: Escalating incident at Lenswood. Await further notifications.

MFS: CFSRES: Active Standby for Lenswood incident. Await further notifications.

MFS: INFO ONLY: Lenswood incident contained. Cancel Active Standby.

MFS: STOP MSG: Stop recieved for Lenswood Incident.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on December 17, 2011, 12:36:01 PM
Still seems to be a lot of attempts to self respond or self involve up in them thar hills. Also noticed on the same job another brigade who shall remain nameless (but is a town named after the current season) who kept giving sitreps even though they had not been invited to play. There is maintaining situational awareness, and being too involved when your not involved.

Nothing wrong with advising your crews of a fire you may realistically be called to - allows crews to prepare - eg ensure a crew is around & ready if required.

They weren't on standby at their station, or coming up on the radio bugging the OIC that they had a crew if needed - just giving their own members a heads up.

The practice of giving a heads up to brigades who may well be called to incidents is something that is encouraged within the Group.

Pip



Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on December 17, 2011, 12:37:36 PM
Still seems to be a lot of attempts to self respond or self involve up in them thar hills. Also noticed on the same job another brigade who shall remain nameless (but is a town named after the current season) who kept giving sitreps even though they had not been invited to play. There is maintaining situational awareness, and being too involved when your not involved.

Yea i saw this also, and i guess with the vast info that can be obtained and listened to via the internet and scanners u cant really stop it... BUT if i was in that brigade and my pager was constantly going off with useless info like that id be annoyed...On the other hand i can see it being of use on TFB days when incidents are "more likely" to escalate and involvment is more likely.

Personal opinion only!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: jaff on December 17, 2011, 01:02:43 PM
Its starting to look like there might be some inter group response protocols, that we may not be aware of.......but maybe I'm wrong?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on December 17, 2011, 05:10:10 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 16/12/11 10:16 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, MAWSON RD CHERRYVILLE,MAP:ADL 123 C 3,TG 140, ==IN VICINITY OF TRACK 9. REPORTED SMOKE FROM AIRCRAFT == Alarm level updated to 2 ==ADDED FOR G/O KIESSLING

Lol well outside his realm, heard over the radio he was trying to get lofty almighty team in before the 2nd alarm arrived.... Probably get Norton Summit, Summertown, Oakbank/Balhannah & Cudlee Creek in first....
Does anyone actually know what he was doing? I did see at one stage a page for a Salisbury MFS appliance added to this call, and if i recall even  Strathalbyn 34P?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on December 17, 2011, 05:45:07 PM
one would think it was errors that paged salisbury and strath to the job.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on December 17, 2011, 06:01:51 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 16/12/11 10:16 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, MAWSON RD CHERRYVILLE,MAP:ADL 123 C 3,TG 140, ==IN VICINITY OF TRACK 9. REPORTED SMOKE FROM AIRCRAFT == Alarm level updated to 2 ==ADDED FOR G/O KIESSLING

Lol well outside his realm, heard over the radio he was trying to get lofty almighty team in before the 2nd alarm arrived.... Probably get Norton Summit, Summertown, Oakbank/Balhannah & Cudlee Creek in first....
Does anyone actually know what he was doing? I did see at one stage a page for a Salisbury MFS appliance added to this call, and if i recall even  Strathalbyn 34P?

It would appears that Strath was attached to the wrong job...a short time later, they were attached to the correct job - I think it was a prang at Strath...

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on December 18, 2011, 04:45:12 AM
06:03:18 18-12-11
MFS: *CFSRES INC0047 18/12/11 06:03 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER, UNNAMED SAMPSON FLAT,MAP:ADL 54 L16,TG 102, ==ROOF OF OUT HOUSE THREATENING TO FLOOD MAIN HOUSE :OTHLA34 : - CFS One Tree Hill Response

Nasty loo threatening the house.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on December 18, 2011, 08:33:22 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 16/12/11 10:16 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, MAWSON RD CHERRYVILLE,MAP:ADL 123 C 3,TG 140, ==IN VICINITY OF TRACK 9. REPORTED SMOKE FROM AIRCRAFT == Alarm level updated to 2 ==ADDED FOR G/O KIESSLING

Lol well outside his realm, heard over the radio he was trying to get lofty almighty team in before the 2nd alarm arrived.... Probably get Norton Summit, Summertown, Oakbank/Balhannah & Cudlee Creek in first....
Does anyone actually know what he was doing? I did see at one stage a page for a Salisbury MFS appliance added to this call, and if i recall even  Strathalbyn 34P?

It would appears that Strath was attached to the wrong job...a short time later, they were attached to the correct job - I think it was a prang at Strath...

Pip

Testing 32 turnout system.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on December 20, 2011, 10:46:40 AM
20-12-11 10:16:16    Don't forget Compton fitness training tonight walk around blue lake 18:30 meet at carpark near caravan park must bring water and a hat excuses to captian asap - CFS Compton Info


Time to get the book out???  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on December 20, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
bit tuff :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on December 20, 2011, 03:01:17 PM
20-12-11 16:28:06 MFS: *CFSRES INC0042 20/12/11 16:17 RESPOND FIRE ALARM, : @ROXBY DOWNS AREA SCHOOL (ROXBY DOWNS) 17-27 RICHARDSON PL ROXBY DOWNS,MAP:ROX 1 F 8,TG 070, ==SMOKE DET,BLOCK E,CORRID WEST : : - MFS Salisbury Station


Long way to drive lol.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: 6739264 on December 21, 2011, 07:22:37 AM
bit tuff :?

Do you meet the CFS Physical Requirements?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on December 21, 2011, 08:21:16 AM
bit tuff :?

Do you meet the CFS Physical Requirements?

I meant that it sounds like if you dont rock up your going to get into alot of trouble.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 26, 2011, 02:43:01 PM
26-12-11 15:28:25 MFS: *CFSRES INC0045 26/12/11 15:28 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, JAMES CONGDON DR MILE END,MAP:ADL 117 N12,TG 182, ==OPPOSITE BUNNINGS, SPEED CAMERA CAR ON SCENE. :ADL201 AIRDESK : - MFS Adelaide ADL201

book it! :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on December 26, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
Members are encouraged to join deployment if available. One experienced member going. Deployments are a great experience. - SES Western Adelaide

Sure they are "hurry up and wait" is a common theme :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: probie_boy on December 31, 2011, 09:15:34 AM
jeez.....1 Interstate, 2 local (including 1 night match under pole lights at Mt Bold) in the last cpl of years

You blokes need to pack the bat more often...llol


Normally I just prefer to sleep
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on December 31, 2011, 04:45:13 PM
31-12-11 17:47:21  HMLY CAPT: 24P RELEASED FROM ROADWORTHY INCIDENT AND RETURNING TO STATION - CFS Hamley Bridge Info

predictive text?  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 04, 2012, 03:32:10 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 04, 2012, 05:12:27 PM
Fingers crossed someone will wake up to replace it with only one instance of "4TH ALARM"

All that text is a waste of space, and cause for concern when good information can be missed.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mengcfs on January 05, 2012, 02:44:37 PM
Quote
LET ME KNOW IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE 3 PAGER MESSAGES IN LAST 10 MINS,WE'RE HAVING PAGING ISSUES.IF YOU MISS ANY PAGER MESSAGES TELL ME SO I CAN REPORT. MPLT CAPT

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 05, 2012, 03:36:33 PM
(1 of 3) STRL INFO: NEW GRN PORTABLE RADIO's ARE SERVICEABLE. PLEASE FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF WITH THIS NEW EQUIPMENT. THERE ARE DOCUMENTS AT THE STATION BELOW THE - CFS Stirling Info

(2 of 3) "CALL OUT" TALLY. ALL APPLIANCES HAVE A QUICK REFERENCE CARD ON THE DASH SHOULD YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THE NEW GRN PORTABLE RADIO S - CFS Stirling Info

(3 of 3) Furthermore, there will be a familiarization night tomorrow from 1830 until 1930 for any member wishing to come along. Stirling Comms - CFS Stirling Info




....AFTER WHICH THERE WILL BE A RECITAL OF WAR AND PEACE, OVER THE PAGING NETWORK 05/01/2012 - CFS Stirling Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 07, 2012, 06:32:14 PM
There was today. After the rain

ahhhh....good work :)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 08, 2012, 03:08:23 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???
Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 08, 2012, 04:01:19 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?


Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 08, 2012, 04:18:44 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0066 04/01/12 16:58 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, CHAPEL HILL RD MCLAREN VALE,MAP:ADL 197 K 7,TG 134, == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 4 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 3 == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 1 == Alarm level updated to 2 ==APPROX 200M OUT OF MCLAREN VALE ON LEFT HAND SIDE OF ROAD :AIRDESK MCLV24P MCLV34 MWSG42 R1 WHITBRE : - CFS State Air Desk

Which level of alarm is it???

Are we to add the alarms? I make it a 32nd Alarm fire  :|

tongue in cheek i hope?




Naturally
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 10, 2012, 11:57:08 AM
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on January 10, 2012, 01:15:43 PM
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

Was the lady in the corolla trying to get to a corella???  :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vsteve01 on January 10, 2012, 01:19:03 PM
08:59:42 10-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/12 08:59 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, HARRIET ST STRATHALBYN,MAP:ADL 251 F12,TG 142, ==LARGE COCKATOO STUCK IN GUM TREE, WOMAN WAITING AT INTERSECTION OF ==HARRIET ST IN WHITE COROLLA, ********** :STBN34P 

*Squark* cocky stuck in a tree and cant get down *whistles*  :lol: :lol:

I'm assuming the way to get a bird out of a tree is with a 64.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 10, 2012, 01:44:28 PM
Maybe cocky had too many crackers then went up the tree for a nap and realised he couldnt get down  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 11, 2012, 09:42:38 PM
11-01-12 22:19:50   MFS: *CFSRES INC0074 11/01/12 22:13 RESPOND HAZMAT, TODD RD BEAUFORT,MAP:C/233 54,TG 104, == BAG FOUND WITH CONTAINER WITH RADIO ACTIVE SUBSTANCE STICKER ON IT. == ==SAPOL HAVE LEFT SCENE CALL SANDRA 0427 619 112 FOR EXACT(Part 1 of 2) - CFS Northern Yorke Group Officers Response

Must be dangerous, SAPOL have buggered off  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 12, 2012, 03:05:50 PM
12-01-12 16:32:43 Station is safe, JOE BLAND owes another carton, tally is now five, cheers Shaun THANKS : BAROSSA CONTROL 12/01/2012 4:30:39 PM - CFS Williamstown Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 14, 2012, 07:30:23 AM
14-01-12 01:34:04 THANKS FOR THE PHOTO - DEFINATLEY A MARSHMELLOW FIRE [:)] - SAAS Unit LN1
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 14, 2012, 03:08:52 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 14/01/12 16:33 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, : @PARADISE INTERCHANGE (PARADISE) DARLEY RD PARADISE,MAP:ADL 107 N 1,TG 182, ==BUS DRIVER STUCK IN THE TOILET..... P2 PLEASE ASSIST. :PDS221 : - MFS Paradise 221 Response

ah crap...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 16, 2012, 10:19:06 AM
16-01-12 11:45:56 MILLHAMPTON 24P BACK ONLINE - CFS Bomber 3

what? is this supposed to be littlehampton?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vandog on January 17, 2012, 08:09:19 AM
09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 17, 2012, 08:20:32 AM
ouch
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on January 17, 2012, 09:07:10 AM
09:20:44   17-01-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0032 17/01/12 09:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 18 GLADSTONE RD NORTH BRIGHTON,MAP:ADL 140 H16,TG 182, == ASSIST SAAS GENTLEMAN WITH TESTECLES CAUGHT IN CHAIR :ADL202 : - MFS Adelaide 202


Oh dear.......... 

Is that assist a SAAS gentleman....or assist SAAS, gentleman....

Punctuation makes all the difference.

Moral of the story from the job : always wear underpants before sitting down!!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on January 17, 2012, 05:40:52 PM
lolol...it's actually a lot more common than u think although most times it doesnt turn into a multi-agency response. Dangerous places those nursing homes... :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on January 18, 2012, 07:07:29 AM
Must say in my years as a volly ambo and in comms (rider - 15+ years ago)...cant say I ever came across a job like that.

Did have a couple of vacuum cleaner related jobs though.......

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 19, 2012, 02:20:14 PM
19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on January 19, 2012, 09:30:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0078 19/01/12 21:15 RESPOND VEHICLE FUEL LEAK, DAWS RD/SOUTH RD MELROSE PARK,MAP:ADL 141 N 9,TG 182, ==AMBULANCE LEAKING FLUIDS INCLUDING FUEL :STM401

Few busted hoses??? Lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 20, 2012, 07:29:40 PM
19-01-12 15:45:57 HELLO,. SOMEONE HAS CALLED IN AND REPORTED THAT U HAVE A TREE BRANCH?? ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE, CAN U PULL OVER AND CHECK AND ADVISE?? - SAAS Unit Marion

Love it! Haha
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on January 20, 2012, 07:35:18 PM
11:23:51 20-01-12 MFS: *CFSRES INC0039 20/01/12 11:20 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, STURT ST MOUNT GAMBIER,MAP:MGB 4 D 4,TG 232, ==#59, CAT STUCK UP TREE :MTG703 MTG709 : - MFS Mt Gambier Response

Here kitty kitty kitty time for a bath  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FFS on January 28, 2012, 10:06:48 PM
28-01-12 20:07:01   MFS: *CFSRES INC0116 28/01/12 20:06 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, 59 WALPOLE RD PARALOWIE,MAP:ADL 70 C 4,TG 182, == DOG HOUSE ALIGHT (IT WENT WOOF) :AIRDESK ELZ339 : - MFS Elizabeth 339
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on January 29, 2012, 06:40:57 PM
I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: F.B.R.T on January 29, 2012, 07:55:52 PM
I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station


This would be absolute gold thru the new turnout system on station!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fedgy on January 29, 2012, 08:36:08 PM
29-01-12 21:55:51 MFS: *CFSRES INC0087 29/01/12 21:55 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER, : @MFS - WHYALLA **UNK** NICHOLSON DR WHYALLA NORRIE,MAP:WYA 3 E11,TG 062, == FLOODING AT MFS AND SAAS STATION. :WHY523 : - MFS Whyalla Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Zippy on January 29, 2012, 08:53:37 PM
Round number 2.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on January 30, 2012, 06:47:50 AM
I CAN'T GET NO......... SATISFACTION... SATISFACTION... - MFS Elizabeth Station

I remember seeing this during SACAD testing as well. ComCen Op a bit of a Van Buren fan????
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on January 30, 2012, 02:06:13 PM
30-01-12 15:00:09  SAAS VISIT TONIGHT PLUS IF TIME ALLOWS A HELICOPTER LANDING SITE DVD ALL MEMBERS SHOULD SEE. WILL BE THE BEST MONDAY NIGHT YOU WILL HAVE ALL WEEK. LT1 - CFS Norton Summit Info  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 01, 2012, 04:17:39 PM
29-01-12 21:55:51 MFS: *CFSRES INC0087 29/01/12 21:55 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER, : @MFS - WHYALLA **UNK** NICHOLSON DR WHYALLA NORRIE,MAP:WYA 3 E11,TG 062, == FLOODING AT MFS AND SAAS STATION. :WHY523 : - MFS Whyalla Response

At least the response time would be excellent :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on February 01, 2012, 10:10:35 PM
acknowled page, k1 and k55 all at the same time
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on February 02, 2012, 12:05:41 PM
Still got to get a crew of 4 before K1 ;)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on February 15, 2012, 07:42:27 PM
15-02-12 20:58:23   MFS: *CFSRES INC0075 15/02/12 20:58 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, 81 PORTER ST PARKSIDE,MAP:ADL 130 K 4,TG 182, == CAT CONCRETED INTO NEIGHBOURS HOUSE, HAS NOT EATEN FOR 2 DAYS. OWNEROF CAT :GLO441 : - MFS GlenOsmond GLO441

Intresting choice by the architect or?  :evil:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: tft on February 16, 2012, 05:40:04 AM
Sound like a catastrophe
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on February 16, 2012, 11:32:32 AM
16-02-12 12:10:33 MFS: *CFSRES INC0059 15/02/12 17:02 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, : @MOUNT KINTORE (INNAMINCKA),,TG NGC, ==FROM R4DO. MONITOR ONLY :ELZ331 : - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331

Long way to drive lol
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on February 16, 2012, 12:15:42 PM
16-02-12 12:10:33 MFS: *CFSRES INC0059 15/02/12 17:02 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, : @MOUNT KINTORE (INNAMINCKA),,TG NGC, ==FROM R4DO. MONITOR ONLY :ELZ331 : - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331

Long way to drive lol

Don't they just do this to create the incident number?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on February 16, 2012, 01:09:11 PM
Usually to test MCT's or pagers, just attach it to a random job.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on February 16, 2012, 02:23:03 PM
it was dated yesterday
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on February 18, 2012, 08:57:31 PM
Wow!

MFS: *CFSRES INC0081 18/02/12 21:29 RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE INC LPG, HECTORVILLE RD/MONTACUTE RD HECTORVILLE,MAP:ADL 107 P10,TG 182, == FERRARI GLOWING RED HOT NEAR INTERSECTION ON MONTACUTE :ATHL28 BLP211 PDS221 : - MFS Paradise Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 20, 2012, 09:25:44 AM
Wow!

MFS: *CFSRES INC0081 18/02/12 21:29 RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE INC LPG, HECTORVILLE RD/MONTACUTE RD HECTORVILLE,MAP:ADL 107 P10,TG 182, == FERRARI GLOWING RED HOT NEAR INTERSECTION ON MONTACUTE :ATHL28 BLP211 PDS221 : - MFS Paradise Station

Maybe it was a RED FERRARI?

Stop was put on all other appliances.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on February 20, 2012, 01:30:25 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 20/02/12 14:25 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, 327 SOUTH TCE ADELAIDE,MAP:ADL 118 L15,TG 182, == IN THE PARK LANDS OPPOSITE THE ADDRESS, SMALL CAMP FIRE - POLICE REQD :ADL201 AIRDESK : - MFS Adelaide ADL201

I drove past this earlier...
the participants who started the fire appeared drunk, and were walking all over the road.
They were lucky they didn't get themselves run over.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 20, 2012, 03:36:00 PM
You're going country after this one..... Enjoy it.... You owe Tracey and I chocolate dognuts from PW bakery.....!! Safe journey...... - SAAS Unit Salisbury
Dognuts hey, i always thought those ambo people were weird.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on February 21, 2012, 02:25:24 PM
You're going country after this one..... Enjoy it.... You owe Tracey and I chocolate dognuts from PW bakery.....!! Safe journey...... - SAAS Unit Salisbury
Dognuts hey, i always thought those ambo people were weird.

With the amount of chocolate and donuts I see crews get paged for no wonder they work in Comms :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: J Squared on February 26, 2012, 03:21:31 PM
Repage:PAR74 PR: 2 - : INSIDE COLES STORE  21 GROTE ST ADELAIDE M: 118 E13 C: ADL 1 E13 D0629 Disp: 16:40 OTHER EMERG - SAAS Road Crash Research

Trolley VA?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 26, 2012, 04:21:19 PM
"Other Emergency" isn't necessarily a VA...but through a series of events, SAAS end up repaging anything with "Other Emerg" to the Uni of Adelaide Road Crash research Unit (amongst other things) - even tho it may not be a crash!!

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 27, 2012, 03:15:54 PM
27-02-12 14:51:11 YOU DOING A COLLYWOBBLERS MEMBERSHIP DRIVE - MORE STOPS THAN THE 420 BUS ? - SAAS Unit Whyalla
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on February 27, 2012, 03:18:17 PM
27-02-12 12:27:54 ALL TESTING COMPLETE, THANKYOU ALL FOR YOU PAITENTS - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 29, 2012, 06:33:20 PM
hide in a backstreet quick, i fukd up - SAAS Unit Prospect
And yes thats how the page came out.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on March 01, 2012, 08:37:48 PM
Looks like someone didn't want to walk in...

MFS: *CFSRES INC0087 01/03/12 21:39 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, : MACDONALDS DRIVE-THROUGH 447 TAPLEYS HILL RD FULHAM GARDENS,MAP:ADL 116 E 6,TG 182, == TRUCK STUCK IN DRIVE THROUGH OF MACDONALDS, POSSIBLE BUILDING DAMAGE :WDV249 : - MFS Woodville Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 15, 2012, 08:46:58 PM
15-03-12 21:13:46 MFS: *CFSRES INC0097 15/03/12 21:13 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 14 SWIFT CT NORTHFIELD,MAP:ADL 94 N11,TG 182, ==RESIDENT UNABLE TO CHANGE BATTERY IN DETECTOR AND NEIGHBOURS WON'T HELP :OAK301 : - MFS Oakden OAK301
 :?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 15, 2012, 11:21:08 PM
15-03-12 21:13:46 MFS: *CFSRES INC0097 15/03/12 21:13 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 14 SWIFT CT NORTHFIELD,MAP:ADL 94 N11,TG 182, ==RESIDENT UNABLE TO CHANGE BATTERY IN DETECTOR AND NEIGHBOURS WON'T HELP :OAK301 : - MFS Oakden OAK301
 :?

Problem? Always nice to do something positive for the local community. Good PR.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on March 16, 2012, 08:31:44 AM
16-03-12 08:57:09 DALKEITH PUMPER AT TRUCK ELECTRICS FOR REPAIRS TWO HOURS? A.HOGG - CFS Dalkeith Info

 :roll:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on March 16, 2012, 08:33:09 AM
15-03-12 21:13:46 MFS: *CFSRES INC0097 15/03/12 21:13 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, 14 SWIFT CT NORTHFIELD,MAP:ADL 94 N11,TG 182, ==RESIDENT UNABLE TO CHANGE BATTERY IN DETECTOR AND NEIGHBOURS WON'T HELP :OAK301 : - MFS Oakden OAK301
 :?

Problem? Always nice to do something positive for the local community. Good PR.

Toooooo right Alex!!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 18, 2012, 06:08:30 PM
My  :? was more so for the unfriendly neighbours :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 18, 2012, 06:09:15 PM
18-03-12 18:27:07 THIS IS NOT A JOB. - SAAS Unit Gawler
 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: disOrderly on March 18, 2012, 07:01:25 PM
hurry up you need to cook me my dinner - SAAS Unit Noarlunga
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 20, 2012, 06:27:20 AM
19-03-12 22:09:19 HE SAID GET OFF YOUR donkey (?DONKEY) AND GET HIM A COFFEE - SAAS Unit H2
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on March 23, 2012, 05:15:50 PM
Problem? Always nice to do something positive for the local community. Good PR.

My  :? was more so for the unfriendly neighbours :-D

Thought that was pretty obvious......
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on March 27, 2012, 10:55:39 AM
Anything with other emerg means there is another emergency service in attendance at the scene, ie SAPOL

Have to admit though that the Uni guys probably would like to turn it OFF with the amount of paging they are getting since SACAD came in.

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 30, 2012, 07:50:48 PM
Anything with other emerg means there is another emergency service in attendance at the scene, ie SAPOL

Have to admit though that the Uni guys probably would like to turn it OFF with the amount of paging they are getting since SACAD came in.


I wondered about that... we have been paged and gone to MVA's with the page saying other emerg  instead of traffic... :|
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 02, 2012, 05:22:47 PM
02-04-12 16:39:23 LYNDOCH MANAGEMENT MEETING CANCELLED TONIGHT & SHORT MEETING WILL BE HELD AFTER MAINTENANCE ON WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS TOMORROWS MEETING. KINDEST REGARDS JACQUE :) - CFS Lyndoch Info

going to have a meeting on Wednesday to discuss Tuesday's meeting???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Fire000 on April 02, 2012, 11:16:59 PM
02-04-12 16:39:23 LYNDOCH MANAGEMENT MEETING CANCELLED TONIGHT & SHORT MEETING WILL BE HELD AFTER MAINTENANCE ON WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS TOMORROWS MEETING. KINDEST REGARDS JACQUE :) - CFS Lyndoch Info

going to have a meeting on Wednesday to discuss Tuesday's meeting???


New station being built - likely to be a mgmt meeting to discuss outcomes from a building related meeting.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 03, 2012, 08:47:45 AM
02-04-12 16:39:23 LYNDOCH MANAGEMENT MEETING CANCELLED TONIGHT & SHORT MEETING WILL BE HELD AFTER MAINTENANCE ON WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS TOMORROWS MEETING. KINDEST REGARDS JACQUE :) - CFS Lyndoch Info

going to have a meeting on Wednesday to discuss Tuesday's meeting???


New station being built - likely to be a mgmt meeting to discuss outcomes from a building related meeting.

yeah but they are going to have a meeting tomorrow night to discuss tonights meeting, they way it was worded, just sounded funny.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 03, 2012, 09:38:32 AM
02-04-12 16:39:23 LYNDOCH MANAGEMENT MEETING CANCELLED TONIGHT & SHORT MEETING WILL BE HELD AFTER MAINTENANCE ON WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS TOMORROWS MEETING. KINDEST REGARDS JACQUE :) - CFS Lyndoch Info

going to have a meeting on Wednesday to discuss Tuesday's meeting???


New station being built - likely to be a mgmt meeting to discuss outcomes from a building related meeting.

Speaking of which, does this new station allow for the group tanker, as all the paperwork I have seen shows it as a 2 bay station, which would only allow for the 34P and 24?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Fire000 on April 04, 2012, 01:09:45 AM
02-04-12 16:39:23 LYNDOCH MANAGEMENT MEETING CANCELLED TONIGHT & SHORT MEETING WILL BE HELD AFTER MAINTENANCE ON WEDNESDAY TO DISCUSS TOMORROWS MEETING. KINDEST REGARDS JACQUE :) - CFS Lyndoch Info

going to have a meeting on Wednesday to discuss Tuesday's meeting???


New station being built - likely to be a mgmt meeting to discuss outcomes from a building related meeting.

Speaking of which, does this new station allow for the group tanker, as all the paperwork I have seen shows it as a 2 bay station, which would only allow for the 34P and 24?

Don't they have a large 2 bay shed down the back built within the last 5 years from brigade/community funds - the group bwc is likely to stay in here. Only the 34P and 24 would go in the new engine bay.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on April 04, 2012, 04:09:04 PM
I'm not sure, I remember seeing several pager messages for working bee's to remove a second shed so just assumed it was going to be a 3 bay station, then when I saw the plans for 2 bay wondered what was going on.

Wouldn't be the first time something has been overlooked.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on April 07, 2012, 09:34:53 PM
07-04-12 18:17:33    MFS: *CFSRES INC0072 07/04/12 18:17 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, GOODWOOD RD/EDWARD ST COLONEL LIGHT GARDENS,MAP:ADL 142 D 2,TG 182, ==PUSH BIKE ALIGHT AT INTERSECTION? :AIRDESK STM401 : - MFS St Marys Turnout
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on April 07, 2012, 10:14:07 PM
07-04-12 18:17:33    MFS: *CFSRES INC0072 07/04/12 18:17 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, GOODWOOD RD/EDWARD ST COLONEL LIGHT GARDENS,MAP:ADL 142 D 2,TG 182, ==PUSH BIKE ALIGHT AT INTERSECTION? :AIRDESK STM401 : - MFS St Marys Turnout

LOL!!! Notice that there is a question mark on the end...
Looks like comcen were confused when they took the call
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on April 08, 2012, 10:59:36 AM
Surprised they didnt put it as VEHICLE FIRE INC LPG and turn out 2 appliances.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on April 08, 2012, 11:21:11 AM
Surprised they didnt put it as VEHICLE FIRE INC LPG and turn out 2 appliances.
Now let's not be silly...

Had two calls on it with conflicting information. End result was nothing found, but believe possibly one of these whopper snipper motor powered bikes that was extinguished by owner and then pedaled away...

Some strange things happen out there.  :wink:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on April 11, 2012, 09:49:05 AM
11-04-12 09:06:42    EDNH INFO: CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR ILLUSTRIOUS CAPTAIN ON A MAGNIFICENT HALF-CENTURY! BEST WISHES & MANY HAPPY RETURNS. LOTS OF LOVE, YOUR FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS!! - CFS Eden Hills Info


...And from the faithfuls who stalk the paging websites!!!  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: muscleandpluck on April 11, 2012, 10:55:05 AM
Feel free to join the Daisy Chain
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 13, 2012, 08:20:59 AM
12-04-12 13:00:17 HELLO ADAM ITS JULES VISITING EOC, BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING - SAAS Unit Camden Park
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bobjones on April 13, 2012, 09:33:43 PM
VOLUNTEERS ALL ACROSS THE STATE, EVEN VOLUNTEER COMMS OFFICERS! THANKS SHARED SERVICES!
SAAS Unit Salisbury

 :-D :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 14, 2012, 10:37:59 PM
14-04-12 22:00:37 PA196 PR:9 - : @ SUCKERS MMMMMMM WAGON WHEELS. - SAAS Unit Port Adelaide
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JJD on April 15, 2012, 09:03:21 AM
14-04-12 14:18:05    MFS: *CFSRES INC0065 14/04/12 14:17 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, PROPER BAY RD TULKA,MAP:C/134 53,TG 14, == PER L.E.G.O. ASSISTANCE REQUIRED AT PRESCRIBED BURNOFF :GRNP24 NSHD34P : - CFS North Shields Response

I wanna be a LEGO!!!!!  :-P
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 18, 2012, 02:07:53 PM
18-04-12 13:35:39 DISREGARD LAST 2 PAGES FORRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION FOR DRIVER TRAINING - CFS Forreston Response
18-04-12 13:35:38 DISREGARD LAST 2 PAGES FORRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION FOR DRIVER TRAINING - CFS Gumeracha Group Officers Response


18-04-12 13:29:09 LAST PAGE IS MEANT TO READ FORTRESS LOCAL STATION PRIVATE TRAIN. - CFS Forreston Info

18-04-12 13:25:04 FIRESTON 34 AWAY FROM STATION DRIVER TRAINING. - CFS Forreston Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on April 18, 2012, 05:11:51 PM
Best one ive seen i a while:

REMINDER TRAINING TONIGHT 800 POWERS NP OFFICE COLD GREEK CAPTAIN. - CFS Salt Creek (R3) Response

Nothing like a cold greek captain now is there?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on April 20, 2012, 10:32:59 AM
I lol'd

20-04-12 09:56:39 YOU DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA - SAAS Unit Noarlunga
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on April 22, 2012, 12:38:30 AM
23:53:35 21-04-12 FIGJAM. YOU ARE KNOCKING OFF ON TIME!
SAAS Unit Campbelltown
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: SA Firey on April 28, 2012, 12:24:54 PM
28-04-12 10:39:30 WHEN THE N70 BLUDGERS GET BACK ON, HEAD BACK TO PROSPECT XOXO - SAAS Unit Prospect
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on April 29, 2012, 08:49:18 PM
29-04-12 13:02:24 AVL shows you at Hungry Jacks - isnt there a wedding dress to fit into? - SAAS Unit Salisbury
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on April 30, 2012, 12:11:32 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0045 30/04/12 11:10 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, SETTLERS RD/MARRIE RD CUMMINS,MAP:C/191 53,TG 14, == BURN OFF OUT OF CONTROL == Alarm level updated to 2 == Alarm level updated to 3 :CLTA24 CMMN24P RH EDIL24 WANL24 : - CFS Lower Eyre Peninsula Group Officers Response

then


LEPG: CFSRES RESPOND GRASS FIRE SETTLERS ROAD /MARRIE RD 30/04/2012 11:22:34 PM - CFS Wanilla Response


then


LEPG: *CFSRES: (BRIGADE NAMES) PLEASE RESPOND TO INC 045 ASAP 30/04/2012 11:29:16 PM - CFS Wanilla Response

good plan...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on June 21, 2012, 07:36:01 AM
20-06-12 22:32:32 DISREAGRD - THE NEWBIE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON - SAAS Unit H2 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on June 21, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
SCC: *CFSRES, TASK No. 19, RESPOND FLOOD THREAT, KESSEL RD GOOLWA, SEA RESCUE SQADRON NEARLY UNTER WATER,



And this is a problem how????   :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on June 27, 2012, 03:45:55 PM
RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, CROSS RD/FULLARTON RD NETHERBY,MAP:ADL 131 A12,TG 182, == KOALA IN A TREE :STM401 :


Huh??? Whats next...Rescue fish from pond.......bird from aviary???

Really...this is not an emergency services call. The koala is either in the trees in the Monastery (behind the cement trees) or at the Servo given the location given.

Call in RSPCA, DENR or a wildlife rescue team...but a MFS appliance for this is ridiculous.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: bajdas on June 28, 2012, 06:50:30 PM
RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, CROSS RD/FULLARTON RD NETHERBY,MAP:ADL 131 A12,TG 182, == KOALA IN A TREE :STM401 :

Huh??? Whats next...Rescue fish from pond.......bird from aviary???

Really...this is not an emergency services call. The koala is either in the trees in the Monastery (behind the cement trees) or at the Servo given the location given.

Call in RSPCA, DENR or a wildlife rescue team...but a MFS appliance for this is ridiculous.

I think that is the process for anything high off the ground or heavy....why not get a sick animal (assumption, could be anything) safe rather than a paid crew sitting in the station. **personal opinion only**
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 08, 2012, 08:22:21 PM
08-07-12 17:41:58 CALL SDM THANKS, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE - SAAS Unit Adelaide

 :-o
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Post by: straps on July 18, 2012, 07:08:39 AM
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   1931411   02:37:20   18-07-12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0006 18/07/12 02:37 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ROYAL TCE ROYAL PARK,MAP:ADL 103 Q 4,TG 182, ==CNR FREDERICK RD LIGHT TOWER ON FIRE ==CNR FREDERICK RD FIXED SPEED CAMERA ON FIRE :PAD251 :
MFS Port Adelaide Station
 

Ummm, that's unfortunate..!!! Lol
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Post by: bobjones on July 18, 2012, 05:49:47 PM
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Post by: brenjoe on August 02, 2012, 10:44:46 PM
02-08-12 06:50:53   MFS: *CFSRES INC0007 02/08/12 06:50 RESPOND TREE DOWN, BOGADUCK RD ALDGATE,MAP:ADL 157 E 4,TG 136, == OPPOSIT THE RESERVE BLOCKING TRAFFIC :STRLPUMP R : - CFS Stirling Response :-D
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Post by: brenjoe on August 10, 2012, 02:04:00 PM
10-08-12 12:08:00   FYI PT SURNAME IS FUCKLING - NOT SAYIN' THAT OVER AIR - SAAS Unit Fulham :-o
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Post by: HeavyRescue on August 13, 2012, 03:30:53 PM
13-08-12 14:56:13 MFS: ALL OUR LOVE DENNIS - MFS Brooklyn Park Station

13-08-12 14:57:52 I REALLY LOVE YOU DENNIS YOU HAVE THE BODY OF ADONIS - MFS Brooklyn Park Station

Someone is in love...
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Post by: SA Firey on August 26, 2012, 09:51:58 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY B F B FROM C F C, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU - MFS Adelaide Station

Comms guys get excited don't they LOL
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Post by: F.B.R.T on August 26, 2012, 11:14:17 PM
Was sent to a valued member working at the time.
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Post by: HeavyRescue on August 31, 2012, 11:35:04 AM
Ummm... F-N now hey...?
31-08-12 10:22:44 15 people did not respond to ANtons page asking for everyones pager no. If you are one do it now. NOT in a while F-N-NOW. Text to 0430 588 772. Signed LT3 - CFS Waikerie Info

Tourist?
31-08-12 10:35:50 MFS: *CFSRES INC0031 31/08/12 10:35 RESPOND MINOR CLEANUP, OAKLANDS AV ROYSTON PARK,MAP:ADL 106 P13,TG 182, ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK, CAR SMOKING, UNSURE OF EXACT LOCATION ==TENTH AVENUE AT END OF OAKLANDS ROAD :BLP211 : - MFS Beulah Park BLP211
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Post by: brenjoe on September 02, 2012, 09:08:25 PM
02-09-12 20:30:46 MFS: *CFSRES INC0076 02/09/12 20:30 RESPOND DOMESTIC GAS, ANDERSONS WALK SMITHFIELD PLAINS,MAP:ADL 42 D13,TG 182, ==NEAR BLOCK OF SHOPS (SEX STORE) STRONG SMELL OF GAS :ELZ339 SAL321 : - MFS Salisbury Station
 :lol:
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Post by: HeavyRescue on September 06, 2012, 11:52:23 AM
06-09-12 11:12:01 MFS: *CFSRES INC0057 06/09/12 11:11 RESPOND TREE DOWN P2 :ON GILBERT LANEWAY OFF CHAPEL ST STRATHALBYN MAP:ADL 251 H13,CALLER: ==POSSIBLE CHICKEN ENTRAPMENT!!! :SNOTIFY E STR20 N : - SES Strathalbyn
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Post by: SA Firey on September 08, 2012, 09:51:32 AM

Tourist?
31-08-12 10:35:50 MFS: *CFSRES INC0031 31/08/12 10:35 RESPOND MINOR CLEANUP, OAKLANDS AV ROYSTON PARK,MAP:ADL 106 P13,TG 182, ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK ==CAR DRIVEN ONTO O-BAHN TRACK, CAR SMOKING, UNSURE OF EXACT LOCATION ==TENTH AVENUE AT END OF OAKLANDS ROAD :BLP211 : - MFS Beulah Park BLP211

I can confirm she was no tourist but a 34 year old resident from Northgate  :wink:

In her words "I was taking a shortcut home" :-o
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Post by: Pipster on September 10, 2012, 04:53:55 PM
BURN OVER DRILL NUMBER 2 TRAINING TONIGHT START AT 1930 HOURS REGARDS R.DROSEEN BRIGADE TRAINING OFFICER - ARDROSSAN INFO

Wow, what a coincidence - the Ardrossan Training officer called R. Drossen !!!

Pip
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on September 21, 2012, 07:00:38 PM
21-09-12 18:21:56   FYI, total fire bans (severe) have been declared in two districts tomorrow, capt - CFS Greenhill Info

Bahaha I don't even know what to say  :roll:
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Post by: fire8029 on September 26, 2012, 03:25:06 PM
26-09-12 14:51:59 FROM HNC - SNELL. PLEASE AVOID QEH WITH MENTAL HEALTH PATIENTS FOR NEXT 3HRS UNTIL 1900HRS - ANY ISSUES RING 1300 117 362 HNC SNELL 

someone cant add up there hours properly.
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Post by: DaveP on September 26, 2012, 04:56:58 PM
If you comment on peoples maths then expect comment on your English.

There as in here and there refers to places
Their as in his, yours, theirs refers to ownership.

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Post by: Alex on September 27, 2012, 12:46:36 AM
If you comment on peoples maths then expect comment on your English.

There as in here and there refers to places
Their as in his, yours, theirs refers to ownership.




Let's not forget the missing apostrophe while we're at it then...

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Post by: Alex on October 11, 2012, 08:02:06 AM
11-10-12 08:19:57   FYI. From Forestry. We will be burning at Kuitpo Forest at Nangkita today starting at 0900. Gr 915865 map 96C. Thanks Brian 04 - CFS Blackfellows Creek Info




With all the rain and hail we've had? Good luck with that....
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 11, 2012, 07:44:58 PM
it is forestry remember they dont actually look outside or read weather reports before deciding whether they are going to burn or not.
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Post by: misterteddy on October 11, 2012, 08:23:48 PM
put enough diesel on it and anything will burn....least we stand a chance of this one not getting away from them
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Post by: fire8029 on October 17, 2012, 01:02:36 PM
17-10-12 13:25:25 MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 17/10/12 12:47 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, FIRST ST NAPPERBY,MAP:C/331 54,TG 074, == GARBAGE TRUCK BROUGHT LIVE POWER LINES DOWN. ASSIST SAPOL :PTP29 : - SES Port Pirie Response

17-10-12 13:27:21 RE NAPPERBY INCIDENT SAPOL REQUEST FOR SES FOR TRAFFIC CONTROL - SES Port Pirie Response

I really didn't think that much traffic would go through Napperby?
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Post by: FlameTrees on October 19, 2012, 12:43:42 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0059 19/10/12 13:07 RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE, PORT WAKEFIELD RD BOLIVAR,MAP:ADL 70 B 5,TG 182, == 200 KM SOUTH OF WHITEHORSE INN, ON OUTBOUND LANE


Bit of a drive....though most appropriate resource would have been at least ERV071, if not perhaps some oil tanker going through the Southern Ocean??
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Post by: brenjoe on October 23, 2012, 12:49:50 PM
23-10-12 12:41:21   YOU GIRLS SUCK. YOU DIDNT MOBILE, ARRIVE OR CALL BACK ON. - SAAS Unit Mt Gambier
 :-o
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 28, 2012, 06:23:33 PM
PTEL: Middleton QRV and southcoast SES on scene no further resources required. Regards DO lack of comms from A/F

Thats a bit uncalled for, no comms to AF regarding appliances mobile would be a good starting point there.
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Post by: Alex on October 29, 2012, 01:14:02 AM
Lack of comms from Middleton was actually the issue there.

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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 29, 2012, 08:19:18 AM
Lack of comms from Middleton was actually the issue there.


My point exactly.
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Post by: First response on October 29, 2012, 02:58:01 PM
Seeing as the DO acknowledged A/F and they know that, wouldn't it be as easy to radio that DO and ask if they are out the door. It would seem that it depends which team is on up there to whether they use their radios to ask the question or just press a button. Yes we should all come up to A/F and acknowledge the call. But we can all use the radio and ask the question hey. You can't run the job buy sitting behind a desk making decision with out asking what's going on first.
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on October 29, 2012, 03:35:15 PM
There is more to ack. of the page though? Like a mesaage saying an appliance is mobile to the job? Its not hard to do and makes the people behind the desks pushing the buttons job far easier to do.

Seems like a mighty timewaster to try and chase up on the alerts (if anyone picks up) or try and chase up on the radio once again if anyone is monitoring 124?  All it takes is a blah blah mobile to incident blah and it can all be avoided!
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Post by: pumprescue on October 29, 2012, 03:54:38 PM
Tell the brigades to do their own radio and acknowledgement, you can't run a job from your lounge room or your driveway.
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Post by: First response on October 29, 2012, 04:40:23 PM
Sorry only new to it. But it sounds like some stations can't get a comms person to do there radio during an incident. Sound like DO response ability are forgotten and the time they give up to help brigades with comms when they cant are lost. It goes both ways.  Don't they have two radios to monitor 124 and your local talk group? Just like a station. I thought they were there to help with comms while the brigade runs the show at the scene? They only make a decision based on what a brigade asks for or as good as the sitrep is given to them. Only been out a couple of times with a DO and from what I've seen they try to play as a team, not a 1 man show. If you get a chance jump in a car with them and see what it's like on the other side.
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Post by: Alex on October 29, 2012, 04:56:10 PM
Seeing as the DO acknowledged A/F and they know that, wouldn't it be as easy to radio that DO and ask if they are out the door. It would seem that it depends which team is on up there to whether they use their radios to ask the question or just press a button. Yes we should all come up to A/F and acknowledge the call. But we can all use the radio and ask the question hey. You can't run the job buy sitting behind a desk making decision with out asking what's going on first.


All well and good as long as someone answers that radio call...
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Post by: pumprescue on October 29, 2012, 06:39:38 PM
It's ok all the sacad rules have gone out the window so I guess we will all agree to do whatever we like and no one can say anything, AF can't get in trouble if brigades and groups don't get in trouble for the retarded things they do, shy think about community, so long as your egos are serviced right?
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Post by: SA Firey on November 03, 2012, 06:35:00 PM
pm400 and the F/HEAD YOU SPOKEW TOO WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RING IN .......THNAKS - SAAS Unit Port Macdonnell
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Post by: Alex on November 03, 2012, 07:37:12 PM
pm400 and the F/HEAD YOU SPOKEW TOO WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RING IN .......THNAKS - SAAS Unit Port Macdonnell

Wow....
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Post by: fire8029 on November 22, 2012, 11:53:07 AM
22-11-12 13:21:00 KANG: Free holidays in sunny Pt Lincoln. Flights, accom, food all free. Call or txt Jeff on 0437775156 before 2pm to be a one of the big winners. - CFS Kangarilla Info
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Post by: fire8029 on December 24, 2012, 10:31:01 AM
24-12-12 12:00:03 MINL INFO: UkVRVUlSRSBEUklWRVJTIEZPUiBNSU4gMzQsIFNZIEJXMTMgJiBTWSBDQVIgMSBGT1IgUEFSQURF IFRPTklHSFQuIENPTlRBQ1QgU1RFV0FSVCAoMDQzOCA4NDUgMTkxKSBJRiBZT1UgQ0FOIEFTU0lT VC4gVEhBTktT - CFS Minlaton
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Post by: Hazmat206 on December 25, 2012, 03:29:30 PM
07:12:54 25-12-12 25/12/12 Respond to 33 Waterport Rd (Freebairn) Owner hanging from gutter after attemping to put live reindeer on house roof to surprise wife. Merry & Safe Xmas - CFS Port Elliot Info

07:29:17 25-12-12 Stop for Waterport Rd. Wife called indicating to leave husband hanging, as punishment. She removed ladder. He painted the family pet dog to look like reindeer. - CFS Port Elliot Info
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Post by: Pipster on January 02, 2013, 11:08:01 AM
Someone's not having a good day:


02-01-13 12:20:32    MFS: *CFSRES INC0104 01/01/13 15:32 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 2, HUGHES PARK RD SEVENHILL,MAP:C/268 54,TG 099, ==BETWEEN MITCHELLS AND SKILAGALEE WINES ==UPGRADE FROM GO :MNDR24 : - CFS Mundoora Response


02-01-13 12:24:04    MFS: MUNDOORA, STOP FOR INCIDNET 104. PLS RESPOND TO INC 31 AT SNOWTOWN. - CFS Mundoora Response


MFS: *CFSRES INC0031 02/01/13 12:11 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : SNOWTOWN WINDFARM BARUNGA GAP RD SNOWTOWN,MAP:C/266 54,TG 065, == ==9KM WEST OUT OF SNOWTOWN ON BUTE RD :MUNL24 MNDR24 : - CFS Mundulla Response


02-01-13 12:25:53    stop for inc 031 - sent in error - CFS Mudla Wirra Response


Pip
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Post by: safireservice on January 02, 2013, 01:21:17 PM
And i thought they didnt make mistakes up there?
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Post by: FlameTrees on January 04, 2013, 07:50:52 AM
RESPOND FLOODING SALVAGE P2 XXX BROWN ST WILLASTON MAP:ADL 23 K 5,CALLER:XXXXXXX ==HOUSE UNDER THREAT FROM RAW SEWERAGE COUNCIL AND SA WATER NOTIFIED


Gonna be a sh!tty job.......at least the street name is an apt one!!  :-D


Bring on the toilet humour.....
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Post by: Timbo on January 06, 2013, 09:14:36 PM
20:43:55   06-01-13   MFS: *CFSRES INC0108 06/01/13 20:43 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @THE VINES LIFESTYLE VILL 35 COLEMAN PDE EVANSTON PARK,MAP:ADL 33 L 3,TG 182, ==ASSIST SAAS WITH EXTRICATION OF FALLEN PERSON IN BOWELS CLUB ROOM :GAW359 : - MFS Gawler 359

Could be another messy one, MrT
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 08, 2013, 01:42:03 PM
08-01-13 15:08:55   MFS: *CFSRES INC0059 08/01/13 15:08 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, :AIRDESK SAL321 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - CFS Virginia Repsonse

Ok this must be becoming a joke by now?? Anyone else noticed the amount of times they have been turned out here??
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Post by: Pipster on January 08, 2013, 02:08:43 PM
You'd begin to wonder if there is anything there left the burn!!!

Pip
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Post by: safireservice on January 08, 2013, 02:16:04 PM
Theres a large roundabout there, also where it crosses the Northern Expressway. All the median strips are full of mulch from what i could see the other day when i passed through that way.
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Post by: fire8029 on January 08, 2013, 03:17:09 PM
08-01-13 16:42:10 MFS: *CFSRES INC0071 08/01/13 16:41 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, :AIRDESK ELZ331 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - MFS Elizabeth ELZ331

And again, think this is the third or fourth time today.
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Post by: fire8029 on January 10, 2013, 09:55:43 AM
10-01-13 11:08:59 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/13 11:08 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, == AS PER PHONE CALL :AIRDESK ELZ339 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - MFS Elizabeth Station

They are going to have to put some big arse sprinklers here i think, lol
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 10, 2013, 10:14:56 AM
10-01-13 11:08:59 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/13 11:08 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, == AS PER PHONE CALL :AIRDESK ELZ339 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - MFS Elizabeth Station

They are going to have to put some big arse sprinklers here i think, lol

Is this a joke? What is causing these?? Making Virginia stats look good!! I would have lost my Sh*t over it by now!
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Post by: HeavyRescue on January 10, 2013, 10:18:19 AM
10-01-13 11:08:59 MFS: *CFSRES INC0029 10/01/13 11:08 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, == AS PER PHONE CALL :AIRDESK ELZ339 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - MFS Elizabeth Station

They are going to have to put some big arse sprinklers here i think, lol

From my count, since 1pm Tuesday, this would be the 6th time Virginia have been sent here. I wonder why it keeps igniting...

Edit: make that 7 now.
MFS: *CFSRES INC0039 10/01/13 12:22 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 M15,TG 102, == ARPOX 20 MTRS EAST OF ROUND ABOUT IN THE MEDIUM STRIP NEAR HEASLIP RD :AIRDESK ELZ339 VIRG24 VIRG34P R : - CFS Virginia Repsonse
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Post by: mattb on January 10, 2013, 02:07:57 PM
I thought there was only ever three causes of fires starting - Men, Women and Children....
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Post by: fire8029 on January 10, 2013, 02:21:12 PM
i have counted four times today, they have just got another call there.
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 10, 2013, 02:22:48 PM
Beyond a joke!! Anyone know anyone at Virginia??
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Post by: fire8029 on January 10, 2013, 03:28:44 PM
10-01-13 16:56:05 MFS: *CFSRES INC0070 10/01/13 16:55 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 M15,TG 102, == GRASS FIRE WOMMA RD/ HEASLIP JUNCTION :AIRDESK DALK24 DALK34P R ELZ331 : - MFS Elizabeth Station

5TH time today, we should move this to a new thread called, count the womma road fire calls.
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Post by: HeavyRescue on January 10, 2013, 03:32:34 PM
5TH time today, we should move this to a new thread called, count the womma road fire calls.

It's now 11 times since 1pm Tuesday by my count.
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Post by: Alex on January 10, 2013, 04:45:08 PM
10-01-13 18:00:42   BURN INFO: NOT MUCH WIND NOT TOO HOT! SO WE WILL COMPLETE THE BURN AT 25 MT OSMOND TONIGHT. TRUCKS LEAVE 19;15 APOLOGIES TO CAPT'*****OR STATION. DAVID - CFS Burnside Info


Middle of January and TFB tommorow in MLR... when is enough enough? Surely we are just burning off for the sake of seeing flames by now. All meaningful fuel reduction should be well and truly completed.
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Post by: misterteddy on January 10, 2013, 08:50:21 PM
10-01-13 18:00:42   BURN INFO: NOT MUCH WIND NOT TOO HOT! SO WE WILL COMPLETE THE BURN AT 25 MT OSMOND TONIGHT. TRUCKS LEAVE 19;15 APOLOGIES TO CAPT'*****OR STATION. DAVID - CFS Burnside Info


Middle of January and TFB tommorow in MLR... when is enough enough? Surely we are just burning off for the sake of seeing flames by now. All meaningful fuel reduction should be well and truly completed.


with 6-8 weeks of fire weather still likely, then its not out of the ordinary to do some defensive fuel reduction particularly around important assets or in particularly dangerous areas if you havent managed to get it done so far. God knows in their (and our) area theres so much to be done and only a few real days to get it finished

Having said that, given the forecast for tomorrow,the SEVERE category rating and TFB I'm not sure its prudent to be doing this tonight with 30-40/gusting 50 kph winds forecast in the morning. Great scope to filtered it up and look like a prat in the paper. The Burnside boys aren't yokels who do this twice a year, so I guess this will be fine.....just higher risk I guess

I guess any Strike Team calls will be paid in Milky Bars :)
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Post by: Alex on January 10, 2013, 10:08:43 PM
10-01-13 18:00:42   BURN INFO: NOT MUCH WIND NOT TOO HOT! SO WE WILL COMPLETE THE BURN AT 25 MT OSMOND TONIGHT. TRUCKS LEAVE 19;15 APOLOGIES TO CAPT'*****OR STATION. DAVID - CFS Burnside Info


Middle of January and TFB tommorow in MLR... when is enough enough? Surely we are just burning off for the sake of seeing flames by now. All meaningful fuel reduction should be well and truly completed.


with 6-8 weeks of fire weather still likely, then its not out of the ordinary to do some defensive fuel reduction particularly around important assets or in particularly dangerous areas if you havent managed to get it done so far. God knows in their (and our) area theres so much to be done and only a few real days to get it finished

Having said that, given the forecast for tomorrow,the SEVERE category rating and TFB I'm not sure its prudent to be doing this tonight with 30-40/gusting 50 kph winds forecast in the morning. Great scope to filtered it up and look like a prat in the paper. The Burnside boys aren't yokels who do this twice a year, so I guess this will be fine.....just higher risk I guess

I guess any Strike Team calls will be paid in Milky Bars :)


No doubt about the fact that they are a brigade that is very experienced with fuel reduction burns. My main concern is time of year, predicted weather etc.

I also feel that the community would be getting very mixed messages.... The CFS [state] and medcia are bashing the fact that its a TFB, prepare your Bushfire Action Plan, etc and yet their local brigade goes out and lights up a paddock for training?

Only my two cents anyway. Im sure all will work out to be fine.
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Post by: brenjoe on January 19, 2013, 03:31:43 PM
19-01-13 10:37:07   HOPE YOU SPILL YA COFFEE CAT - SAAS Unit Barossa Valley
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Post by: crossy on January 22, 2013, 04:11:00 PM
22-01-13 16:32:59   MFS: *CFSRES INC0073 22/01/13 16:32 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, :CNR HEASLIP WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 M15,TG 102, ==NEAR ROUNABOUT AGAIN BIGGER THAN LAST 4 :AIRDESK DALK24 DALK34P R ELZ331 : - CFS Dalkeith Response

I bet that would be getting annoying..
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Post by: safireservice on January 22, 2013, 05:54:31 PM
22-01-13 16:32:59   MFS: *CFSRES INC0073 22/01/13 16:32 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, :CNR HEASLIP WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 M15,TG 102, ==NEAR ROUNABOUT AGAIN BIGGER THAN LAST 4 :AIRDESK DALK24 DALK34P R ELZ331 : - CFS Dalkeith Response

I bet that would be getting annoying..

It seemed to drop off for a few days but now they seem to have come back
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 22, 2013, 07:56:20 PM
At least MFS are being responded to them because it seems Virginia want nothing to do with them unless they are a "proper" job.  I know we are a vollie organisation but if its in your area you should still be dealing with these calls and if you cant then maybe its time to give it up?
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Post by: FlameTrees on January 23, 2013, 10:53:09 AM
At least MFS are being responded to them because it seems Virginia want nothing to do with them unless they are a "proper" job.  I know we are a vollie organisation but if its in your area you should still be dealing with these calls and if you cant then maybe its time to give it up?
Ummm...what are you basing that on?? The amount of stop calls that are issued? This is because MFS get there, and determine there is no need for extra trucks.
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Post by: Bagyassfirey on January 23, 2013, 05:05:21 PM
23-01-13 18:32:12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0075 23/01/13 18:31 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, ==SMALL FIRE ON MEDIAN STRIP :AIRDESK ELZ331 VIRG34P R VIRGQRV : - CFS Virginia Repsonse

Just plain stupid now!! There's gotta be an arsonist about surely!!
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Post by: Alan (Big Al) on January 23, 2013, 07:56:16 PM
At least MFS are being responded to them because it seems Virginia want nothing to do with them unless they are a "proper" job.  I know we are a vollie organisation but if its in your area you should still be dealing with these calls and if you cant then maybe its time to give it up?
Ummm...what are you basing that on?? The amount of stop calls that are issued? This is because MFS get there, and determine there is no need for extra trucks.

I base that on listening to virginia duty officer talking to mfs appliances saying we will not be attending this job unless you want to upgrade the job and this is before anyone arrives on scene, and multiple times at that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Fire000 on January 23, 2013, 09:08:33 PM
23-01-13 18:32:12   MFS: *CFSRES INC0075 23/01/13 18:31 RESPOND GRASS FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HEASLIP RD/WOMMA RD PENFIELD,MAP:ADL 40 L15,TG 102, ==SMALL FIRE ON MEDIAN STRIP :AIRDESK ELZ331 VIRG34P R VIRGQRV : - CFS Virginia Repsonse

Just plain stupid now!! There's gotta be an arsonist about surely!!

Time to get the Burnside 'in season' burnoff experts in to take out this patch of grass so there's nothing left for the culprit to light up.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on January 26, 2013, 01:53:46 PM
Not quite sure what to make of this one...

15:14:44 26-01-13 MFS: *CFSRES01?4052 :3/13/17 90:?,SPOND TREE Do_~,(QLAR?i"EVEL: 1, QUINTIN AV/ G'PvNHILL RD cBMlNd>]aR:ib""93:&O45=TO&q67.8<hl8#&G (tREE*Bl?OkYnO WkOLE icyL. 500MM&DYA?? LEIJ"?+g7850725 :GRHL14 GRHL3?ZX - CFS Greenhill Response

** Edit **

That was found on the CFS paging filter, off the paging site.

Here's the actual page.

15:14:44 26-01-13 MFS: *CFSRES INC0054 26/01/13 15:14 RESPOND TREE DOWN, ALARM LEVEL: 1, QUINTIN AV/ GREENHILL RD CLELAND,MAP:ADL 132 J 5,TG 126, == LARGE TREE BLOCKING WHOLE ROAD. 500MM DIAM. LEAH 0417850725 :GRHL14 GRHL34 : CFS Greenhill Response, CFS East Torrens Group Officers Response

Any idea for the difference?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on January 26, 2013, 04:03:50 PM
Simple - a corrupted message, which occurs when the message isn't received properly by the decoder..... things like weather conditions affect the decoding....

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on January 31, 2013, 06:26:55 PM
MFS humor?

19:32:30 31-01-13 RESPOND TO 4TH ALARM STRUCTURE FIRE 99 WAKEFIELD ST MFS Car 31
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Bagyassfirey on February 13, 2013, 03:09:03 PM
13-02-13 16:31:40 SEAF: JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER WE ARE A FIRE BRIGADE AND U DO HAVE TO RESPOND TO GET A TRUCK OUT WELL DONE GUYS AND GIRLS - CFS Seaford Info

No wonder we are losing Members attitudes like that...Not everyone can or wants to respond ALL the time!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on February 13, 2013, 03:16:06 PM
13-02-13 16:31:40 SEAF: JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER WE ARE A FIRE BRIGADE AND U DO HAVE TO RESPOND TO GET A TRUCK OUT WELL DONE GUYS AND GIRLS - CFS Seaford Info

No wonder we are losing Members attitudes like that...Not everyone can or wants to respond ALL the time!

I was just about to post this. I'd definitely say this is not called for.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 13, 2013, 07:40:32 PM
maybe a tad harsh.....but kinda true. Maybe it's time for some tough love within the Brigade....I'm sure if it's an issue then the management team will rectify it
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on February 14, 2013, 01:37:44 PM
14-02-13 14:40:33 MFS: *CFSRES INC0033 14/02/13 14:40 RESPOND RESCUE FROM HEIGHTS, ALARM LEVEL: 1, UNNAMED NORMANVILLE,MAP:C/94A 54,TG 144, ==MEMBER OF PUBLIC, VIEWING ROM CARAVAN PARK CAN SEE HANG GLIDER HANGING :HAYF24 YANK34 : - CFS Hay Flat Response


AND THEN.....


14-02-13 14:56:21 PER SAPOL STOP FOR CALL FALSE ALARM ITS A PAINTED ROCK - CFS Hay Flat Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on February 14, 2013, 07:42:11 PM
Now this is awkward...

21:08:16 14-02-13 BURN INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHERE 24 AND BWC ARE? NOTHING ON BOARD, NOTHING IN OCCURANCE BOOK, NO PAGE AND NOT IN STATION... HAVE THEY BEEN STOLEN? CFS Burnside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on February 14, 2013, 07:56:27 PM
Now this is awkward...

21:08:16 14-02-13 BURN INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHERE 24 AND BWC ARE? NOTHING ON BOARD, NOTHING IN OCCURANCE BOOK, NO PAGE AND NOT IN STATION... HAVE THEY BEEN STOLEN? CFS Burnside Info

Now this!

BURN INFO: HI GUYS ANY FU**ING CHANCE YOU COULD LET YOUR GROUP OFFICERS KNOW THAT YOU'VE SELF DEPLOYED TO A FIRE - CFS Burnside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: safireservice on February 14, 2013, 07:59:07 PM
Now this is awkward...

21:08:16 14-02-13 BURN INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHERE 24 AND BWC ARE? NOTHING ON BOARD, NOTHING IN OCCURANCE BOOK, NO PAGE AND NOT IN STATION... HAVE THEY BEEN STOLEN? CFS Burnside Info

Now this!

BURN INFO: HI GUYS ANY filtered CHANCE YOU COULD LET YOUR GROUP OFFICERS KNOW THAT YOU'VE SELF DEPLOYED TO A FIRE - CFS Burnside Info
meow! and yes the filtered word does start with a F and end in a G.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on February 14, 2013, 08:01:10 PM
Now this is awkward...

21:08:16 14-02-13 BURN INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHERE 24 AND BWC ARE? NOTHING ON BOARD, NOTHING IN OCCURANCE BOOK, NO PAGE AND NOT IN STATION... HAVE THEY BEEN STOLEN? CFS Burnside Info

Now this!

BURN INFO: HI GUYS ANY FU**ING CHANCE YOU COULD LET YOUR GROUP OFFICERS KNOW THAT YOU'VE SELF DEPLOYED TO A FIRE - CFS Burnside Info

So.... CFS respond themselves do they???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on February 14, 2013, 08:03:39 PM
14-02-13 20:41:53   BURN: FIRE ALARM 5 GLEN ST BURNSIDE RESPOND MFS 82043780 CFSRES - CFS Burnside Response

There was this earlier
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on February 14, 2013, 08:05:58 PM
Now this is awkward...

21:08:16 14-02-13 BURN INFO: ANYONE KNOW WHERE 24 AND BWC ARE? NOTHING ON BOARD, NOTHING IN OCCURANCE BOOK, NO PAGE AND NOT IN STATION... HAVE THEY BEEN STOLEN? CFS Burnside Info

Now this!

BURN INFO: HI GUYS ANY FU**ING CHANCE YOU COULD LET YOUR GROUP OFFICERS KNOW THAT YOU'VE SELF DEPLOYED TO A FIRE - CFS Burnside Info

So.... CFS respond themselves do they???

Someone's in for an asssssssssss whooping.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on February 14, 2013, 08:07:33 PM
They asked the IC of the job if they were required for assistance and they were asked to respond so they did..
Why should they get in the filtered?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FlameTrees on February 14, 2013, 08:14:45 PM
They asked the IC of the job if they were required for assistance and they were asked to respond so they did..
Why should they get in the filtered?

Because it is NOT the way the system is meant to work. If the IC needed them he should have made the appropriate request through Adelaide Fire.

By them basically inserting themselves into the job, they have effectively self responded. IMT / Region who are trying to manage the job would have no idea they are even out there. This is the sort of bull filtered that creates issues such as firefighters not getting fed, because catering is suddenly 5-10 meals short. Not to mention if there was another job that needed the 24, and it's not there because it hasnt been booked off accordingly (dont know if they did book off or not).

But I think the donkey whooping might refer more to the pager message itself. Someone is going to get the Chief Officers size 11 firmly implanted in their gluteus maximus for that one.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on February 14, 2013, 08:19:54 PM
They asked the IC of the job if they were required for assistance and they were asked to respond so they did..
Why should they get in the filtered?

Because it is NOT the way the system is meant to work. If the IC needed them he should have made the appropriate request through Adelaide Fire.

By them basically inserting themselves into the job, they have effectively self responded. IMT / Region who are trying to manage the job would have no idea they are even out there. This is the sort of bull filtered that creates issues such as firefighters not getting fed, because catering is suddenly 5-10 meals short. Not to mention if there was another job that needed the 24, and it's not there because it hasnt been booked off accordingly (dont know if they did book off or not).

But I think the donkey whooping might refer more to the pager message itself. Someone is going to get the Chief Officers size 11 firmly implanted in their gluteus maximus for that one.

I agree with this.
I was told that apparently Sturt base requested them, but not through AF.
Just go through official channels.
What if there was an incident in Burnside's area and they dispatched trucks that were at Mitcham...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on February 14, 2013, 08:29:28 PM
Subtle work by the lofty group officers [assuming they are the ones who sent it]... i like it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on February 14, 2013, 08:31:50 PM
But I think the donkey whooping might refer more to the pager message itself. Someone is going to get the Chief Officers size 11 firmly implanted in their gluteus maximus for that one.

What are they gonna do... dock their pay?
besides, impossible to tell who sent it unless they were silly enough to do so from their personal PC.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Darius on February 14, 2013, 08:50:07 PM
it's pretty obvious who the person who sent that page was.  But that aside I'm not sure why some of you seem to be assuming Burnside didn't contact AF and so on. For info Burnside24 was dispatched by AF at 20:45 and their BWC at 20:56. Don't assume just cos you didn't see a pager message it wasn't done "properly".  If I was out in the truck at training with a crew and saw a fire, I too would contact the IC and offer my assistance, I don't see anything wrong with this at all, quite the opposite in fact.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 15, 2013, 01:32:24 AM
I tend to agree, in this instance (and only this instance). The groups and brigades around this piece of land know exactly what it is, and the issues with water that exist, particularly at night when access to the tanks are difficult. Things were a bit exciting for a while, so its easy to be critical of an IC that is asked if they want a Tanker (BWC is just gay), and they say yes....not official process? Sure.....did it get a truck full of water to the fireground, where there wasnt any, when it was needed?....yes. If the worst thing happens that IMT is confused and they miss a meal....so be it. I'd take that as the On Scene Commander anyday. Sturt Base should have followed it up with AF after they said yes.....there were a few things that could have been improved in that area tonight.....but thats what happens....we do stuff, and we learn a bit more

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: OMGWTF on February 15, 2013, 09:16:32 AM
I tend to agree, in this instance (and only this instance).


Always easy to bend the rules when it suits us hey Ted?

It's not hard to put the request through the appropriate channels.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: misterteddy on February 15, 2013, 10:49:29 AM
It's not hard to put the request through the appropriate channels.

actually, it was at the time...for a few reasons....

Let's not concentrate on "the rules" per se, sure things can always go better, as I said, we do a job and we learn..... instead we could comment on the fact that the first arriving trucks (Belair) did an awesome job stopping this job getting away to the north east and into some seriously difficult (and populated) areas under some very strong gully winds. But thats not what excites the forum is it? It's ok....there'll be a rule for that I'm sure
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vsteve01 on February 15, 2013, 11:34:23 AM
I don't know if it is still the case, but in the past I've added resources to an incident without a page as the crew were already in the truck.  AF asked if we wanted it paged or not.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on February 15, 2013, 03:11:18 PM
You can add resources without paging them.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on February 23, 2013, 10:48:25 PM
Ugggghhhhhhh....

23:49:08 23-02-13 MFS: *CFSRES INC0105 23/02/13 23:48 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, RIDDOCH CRES/PEGASUS DR WOODCROFT,MAP:ADL 177 K 7,TG 134, ==SMOKE COMING FROM DRAIN THAT HAS STICK PROTRUDING FROM IT! :HPPYPUMP : CFS Happy Valley Response, CFS Mawson Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on February 24, 2013, 11:27:55 AM
11:57:51 24-02-13 YANKALILLA MEMBERS RESPOND TO BBQ YANKALILLA BASE EL CAPITAN :FROM G.C.C 11:57:07 AM CFS Yankalilla Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: J_Buss on March 01, 2013, 09:29:28 AM
I got an interesting one although it wasn't a response message: Pies and Pasties available at Cherry Gardens CFS, that made my day
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 26, 2013, 02:34:31 PM
26-03-13 14:48:08   Info only . Some potential for S/T 3 to be needed at Rockleigh later. NO RESPONSE REQUIRED. NO request made from Region. GO - CFS Strathalbyn Group Info


Love this sort of thing... Unnecessary for the sake of being unnecessary.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: vsteve01 on March 26, 2013, 04:52:41 PM
26-03-13 14:48:08   Info only . Some potential for S/T 3 to be needed at Rockleigh later. NO RESPONSE REQUIRED. NO request made from Region. GO - CFS Strathalbyn Group Info


Love this sort of thing... Unnecessary for the sake of being unnecessary.

Not really.  This triggers the captains/do's to make sure when the call comes at 10pm tonight to be on the fireground by midnight they can say yay or nay now.  Generally crews will text/ph the captains to say they're good to go if they see this.

Just a bit of preplanning.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: crossy on March 27, 2013, 04:13:10 PM
27-03-13 16:36:03   MFS: *CFSRES INC0076 27/03/13 16:35 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @ROSARY SCHOOL (PROSPECT) 15 GLADSTONE RD PROSPECT,MAP:ADL 106 C 9,TG 182, == ASSIST TEACHERS AFTER FIRE DEMONSTRATION TO INVESTIGATE CEILING. :PPT371 : - MFS Prospect Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on March 27, 2013, 04:17:53 PM
27-03-13 16:36:03 MFS: *CFSRES INC0076 27/03/13 16:35 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @ROSARY SCHOOL (PROSPECT) 15 GLADSTONE RD PROSPECT,MAP:ADL 106 C 9,TG 182, == ASSIST TEACHERS AFTER FIRE DEMONSTRATION TO INVESTIGATE CEILING. :PPT371 : - MFS Prospect Station

Oh sorry, you bet me to it crossy.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on March 27, 2013, 05:45:32 PM
Love link paging (or whoever it is now??)


27-03-13 18:08:08   MOUNT LOFTY ROSTER 28 STROKE 3 STROKE 13 SHIFT 1 GREAME STROKE L TERRY STROKE B SHIFT 2 ROGER STROKE C JORN STROKE A WILL NOTIFY YOU OF CHANGES IN THE MORNING SIGNED DUTY OFFICER . - CFS Mt Lofty Tower Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on March 28, 2013, 10:11:05 AM
28-03-13 10:36:21 FROM 0IC T BUTLAN STOP FOR INCIDENT 19 FIRE ALARM MARK OLIFANT COLLEGE ALARM RESET CAUSE- MUFFINS IN OVEN DOW KEETH 34P NOW BACK AT STATION - CFS Dalkeith Info

New fire brigade out north??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 17, 2013, 11:57:41 AM
17-04-13 11:10:09 MFS: *CFSRES INC0035 17/04/13 11:09 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @BEECHWOOD 36 SNOWS RD STIRLING,MAP:ADL 145 K13,TG 136, ==LARGE FIRE IN YARD :AIRDESK STRL24P H : - CFS Stirling Response

17-04-13 11:12:33 CFSRES INC0035 17/04/13 11:09 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @BEECHWOOD 36 SNOWS RD STIRLING,MAP:ADL 145 K13,TG 136, ==LARGE FIRE IN YARD - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:13:26 CFSRES INC0035 BACK UP STIRLING - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:21:55 MFS: ALDGATE WHAT ARE YOU RESPONDING TO, WHERE DID THE CALL COME FROM, HAS THIS INCIDENT BEEN UPGRADED ? - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:23:36 ALDG INFO: ALDGATE PLS CONTINUE AS NO DEP RULE NOT WORKING AGAIN CALL FROM GO - CFS Aldgate Info

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on April 17, 2013, 01:30:13 PM
17-04-13 11:10:09 MFS: *CFSRES INC0035 17/04/13 11:09 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @BEECHWOOD 36 SNOWS RD STIRLING,MAP:ADL 145 K13,TG 136, ==LARGE FIRE IN YARD :AIRDESK STRL24P H : - CFS Stirling Response

17-04-13 11:12:33 CFSRES INC0035 17/04/13 11:09 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @BEECHWOOD 36 SNOWS RD STIRLING,MAP:ADL 145 K13,TG 136, ==LARGE FIRE IN YARD - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:13:26 CFSRES INC0035 BACK UP STIRLING - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:21:55 MFS: ALDGATE WHAT ARE YOU RESPONDING TO, WHERE DID THE CALL COME FROM, HAS THIS INCIDENT BEEN UPGRADED ? - CFS Aldgate Response

17-04-13 11:23:36 ALDG INFO: ALDGATE PLS CONTINUE AS NO DEP RULE NOT WORKING AGAIN CALL FROM GO - CFS Aldgate Info



Was just about to post this. Grrrr.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 17, 2013, 02:24:25 PM
How's the no depletion rule meant to work for a single truck incident type? Sounds like an upgrade through the relevant channels is more appropriate than a "cut and paste" page
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on April 18, 2013, 10:06:00 PM
Mmmmmmm rubbish fire is a single appliance... Nothing t do with no dep. maybe upgrading through comms would be more appropriate than paging "in house"....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on April 18, 2013, 10:12:46 PM
Agree with you there Alex.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 24, 2013, 04:27:38 PM
24-04-13 15:49:09 M/D DUMPER OUT AT BLOW TEST ADVISE WHEN RETURN. - CFS Murray Bridge Response


24-04-13 15:51:56 BIDICCIDILLY NEEDED FOR BURN OFF IN CLEIGHLAND SUNDAY 28TH CALL DENNIS 0437624500. - CFS Piccadilly Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on April 24, 2013, 05:27:44 PM
24-04-13 16:56:52 HOPE OUR DUMPER DOESN'T BLOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - LT1 - CFS Murray Bridge Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on May 02, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
02-05-13 14:48:06   MICHELLE, PLEASE CALL KATE DENNIS. IF YOU BRING YOUR HORSE INTO HER NEXT WEEK, SHE WILL DO HIM THEN. - SAAS Unit Lucindale ??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Hazmat206 on May 04, 2013, 07:40:17 PM
02-05-13 14:48:06   MICHELLE, PLEASE CALL KATE DENNIS. IF YOU BRING YOUR HORSE INTO HER NEXT WEEK, SHE WILL DO HIM THEN. - SAAS Unit Lucindale ??


 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 06, 2013, 03:04:39 PM
06-05-13 14:32:14 MFS: *CFSRES INC0003 06/05/13 14:31 RESPOND TREE DOWN P2 32 PARA RD EVANSTON MAP:ADL 33 G 1,CALLER: == LARGE TREE THREATENING TO FALL ON DRIVEWAY AND CAR PH MRS RICHARDS 0403 735 :EDI20 D SNOTIFY C : - SES RO

06-05-13 14:32:30 CAP eta 1452 - SES Northern Districts Info

That is a quick reply.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Shiner on May 24, 2013, 06:37:18 PM
17:59:53 24-05-13 GRHL: very disappointing turn out to this mornings call out. 3 officers and a FF is not good enough, don't judge the job by the pager message, capt - CFS Greenhill Info

Had to snigger when I saw this - three guys arguing over who's in charge and one firefighter to do all the work......

However - isn't four a crew?????  Out here in the sticks four would be a good crew never mind complaining about not enough people??
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on May 27, 2013, 01:32:24 PM
17:59:53 24-05-13 GRHL: very disappointing turn out to this mornings call out. 3 officers and a FF is not good enough, don't judge the job by the pager message, capt - CFS Greenhill Info

Had to snigger when I saw this - three guys arguing over who's in charge and one firefighter to do all the work......

However - isn't four a crew?????  Out here in the sticks four would be a good crew never mind complaining about not enough people??


Here in Sellicks our average is a crew of 4. I wouldn't be complain with that, we work wonders with 4 people.

Also,
12:38:57   27-05-13   Look out for a Male Aprox 37 Years old. 5'11"(Does look older) possible wearing Dark Beanie, Top, Jeans / Trackies. Maybe on foot. DO NOT APPROACH. May be Armed
SES Mt Gambier Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 27, 2013, 01:39:41 PM
i see they were called for road blocks asap earlier.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 06, 2013, 02:47:01 PM
06-06-13 14:15:19 CAN YOU CLEAR FOR A DAWG BITE P 2? - SAAS Unit Salisbury
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on June 25, 2013, 04:34:28 PM
25-06-13 16:03:45 No training to night to cold no gas - CFS Rockleigh Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on July 12, 2013, 01:56:20 PM
Good PR.

MFS: *CFSRES INC0055 12/07/13 13:10 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 10 WOODFORDE RD MAGILL,MAP:ADL 120 E 4,TG 182, == HELP RETRIEVE TOY HELICOPTER FROM TREE. PRIORTIY 2 :ADL2015 : - MFS Adelaide 205 or 2015
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on July 17, 2013, 05:51:18 PM
17-07-13 17:17:04   INCIDENT REPORT HAS BEEN COMPLETED FOR INCIDENT 53 FOR GROUP OFFICERS J.EDGE :FROM G.C.C 5:15:51 PM - CFS Sthrn Fleurieu Group Officers Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on July 21, 2013, 08:38:41 PM
21-07-13 18:54:23   MESSAGE NO OFFICERS MEETING PRIOR TO TRAINING , WE WILL BE INSIDE HEATERS ON , BIT OF FUN, BIT OF A CHALLENGE . BRING A PEN IF YOU CAN READ N WRITE FROM CAPT - CFS Lincoln Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on July 21, 2013, 10:03:18 PM
21-07-13 21:18:31   MFS: *CFSRES INC0065 21/07/13 21:18 RESPOND MINOR CLEANUP, ALARM LEVEL: 1, HOGG AV/FLIGHT ST MORPHETT VALE,MAP:ADL 186 M 9,TG 182, ==MOTORCYCLE VS CFS TRUCK :CDN439 : - MFS Christie Downs CDN439
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on July 21, 2013, 10:04:33 PM
Looking at the jobs I would say maybe MV pump
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on July 22, 2013, 05:28:53 AM
Looking at the jobs I would say maybe MV pump

I was going to post this.

21:02:37   21-07-13   MFS: *CFSRES INC0064 21/07/13 21:02 RESPOND VEHICLE FIRE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 38 DOCTORS RD HACKHAM,MAP:ADL 186 M 9,TG 182, :CDN431 CDN439 MRPHPUMP :
MFS Christie Downs Station, MFS Christie Downs CDN431, MFS Christie Downs CDN439, CFS Morphett Vale Response, CFS Mawson Group Officers Response

Which happened only about 15 minutes prior.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on July 22, 2013, 07:15:19 AM
Looking at the jobs I would say maybe MV pump
Nah Pumper is out of service for repairs, it was 34.
All are ok though.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on July 25, 2013, 04:46:51 PM
11:16:46  25-07-13  PLEASE CALL ADAM HARRIS FROM SEA WORLD CFS. CFS R2

A new brigade somewhere ?!

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on August 02, 2013, 01:52:25 PM
Must be the day for it...

02-08-13 12:40:25 MFS: *CFSRES INC0040 02/08/13 12:39 RESPOND BUILDING IMPACT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 8 CORALIE ST PLYMPTON,MAP:ADL 129 H11,TG 182, ==CAR INTO HOUSE NO ENTRAP FROM SAPOL :ADL204 CPK411 : - MFS Adelaide ADL204

02-08-13 13:16:35 MFS: *CFSRES INC0044 02/08/13 13:16 RESPOND BUILDING IMPACT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 42A SEMAPHORE RD SEMAPHORE,MAP:ADL 91 G 5,TG 182, == CAR THROUGH WINDOW OF HAIRDRESSER. SAAS ADVISED :LGS281 WDV249 : - MFS Woodville WDV249

02-08-13 13:19:16 MFS: *CFSRES INC0045 02/08/13 13:18 RESPOND BUILDING IMPACT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 15 HAMPTON ST S GOODWOOD,MAP:ADL 130 B 6,TG 182, == CAR INTO BUILDING :ADL201 ADL204 : - MFS Adelaide ADL204
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on August 05, 2013, 07:45:47 PM
05-08-13 19:12:09   DINNER TIME. SPAG BOGS READY - MFS Elizabeth Station
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on August 05, 2013, 10:18:21 PM
05-08-13 19:27:32 ANYONE HAVE ANY INFO ON THE TURTLE IN THE STATION, PLS RING THE STATION NOW. CHRY CPTN. AND NO I'M NOT KIDDING - CFS Cherry Gardens Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 08, 2013, 12:15:53 AM
07-08-13 23:06:25 MFS: *CFSRES INC0086 07/08/13 23:06 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 16 GAWLER RD TWO WELLS,MAP:ADL 18 B 8,TG 100, ==TAPS IN RENTAL HOUSE ARE ELECTIFIED. TENANTS TOLD TO EXIT. OWNER EN ROUTE. :TWEL34P : - CFS Light Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Shiner on August 08, 2013, 01:39:44 PM
Not as uncommon as you may think - many house owners report tingling from taps and showers which can be caused by bad earthing and copper pipes not cross-bonded. 
Of course it can also be something far more serious such as a broken cable/wire or electric tracking through a water leak etc - normally these would cause the trip to go but there are still plenty of houses out there with fuses rather then breakers which take a lot more to make them cut the circuit!

Not sure what if anything CFS/MFS/SES would do in this instance - hopefully just isolate the power at the fuse board and leave for a professional to investigate.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: flyonthewall on August 09, 2013, 11:53:48 PM
Not as uncommon as you may think - many house owners report tingling from taps and showers which can be caused by bad earthing and copper pipes not cross-bonded. 
Of course it can also be something far more serious such as a broken cable/wire or electric tracking through a water leak etc - normally these would cause the trip to go but there are still plenty of houses out there with fuses rather then breakers which take a lot more to make them cut the circuit!

Not sure what if anything CFS/MFS/SES would do in this instance - hopefully just isolate the power at the fuse board and leave for a professional to investigate.

MFS carry a voltage detector on the appliance. It basically tells you what is live and what is not although the procedure is to treat everything as live regardless so as you say isolating power is best.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on August 25, 2013, 12:11:33 AM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0116 24/08/13 19:54 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @CALTEX NORTH ADELAIDE 139 OCONNELL ST NORTH ADELAIDE,MAP:ADL 118 D 2,TG 182, == KITTEN STUCK IN MOTOR :ADL204
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: NicholasBerry on August 25, 2013, 07:21:43 PM
CFS Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0024 25/08/13 09:20 RESPOND ROAD CRASH RESCUE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE,MAP:C/366 54,TG 071, ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BROO34 : - CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

SES Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0002 25/08/13 09:11 RESPOND RESCUE LIVESTOCK P5 WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE MAP:C/366 54,CALLER: ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BOO20 N SNOTIFY N SNOTIF SDO : - SES Booleroo Response


Now this is a really stupid MFS Comms operator, either he made a stupid mistake or decided to play silly bugger with the SES.

Fortunately Booleroo's D/O was smart enough to confirm that the job was infact a P1 Road Crash Rescue.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on August 25, 2013, 07:27:17 PM
If it was an animal rescue shouldnt it have said cow vs tree then the cops could have booked the cow for driving a motor vehicle without a moo licence  :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on August 25, 2013, 09:46:36 PM
25-08-13 18:36:58   HOPE YOU GET A HIDING TONIGHT! X - SAAS Unit Goolwa

 :lol:
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: flyonthewall on August 26, 2013, 11:09:23 PM
CFS Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0024 25/08/13 09:20 RESPOND ROAD CRASH RESCUE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE,MAP:C/366 54,TG 071, ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BROO34 : - CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

SES Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0002 25/08/13 09:11 RESPOND RESCUE LIVESTOCK P5 WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE MAP:C/366 54,CALLER: ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BOO20 N SNOTIFY N SNOTIF SDO : - SES Booleroo Response


Now this is a really stupid MFS Comms operator, either he made a stupid mistake or decided to play silly bugger with the SES.

Fortunately Booleroo's D/O was smart enough to confirm that the job was infact a P1 Road Crash Rescue.

Before you go calling someone stupid, and suggesting they were playing silly buggers with response, have you noted that SAAS have given the info and the comms operator does give the further info about it.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: NicholasBerry on August 27, 2013, 11:23:53 AM
CFS Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0024 25/08/13 09:20 RESPOND ROAD CRASH RESCUE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE,MAP:C/366 54,TG 071, ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BROO34 : - CFS Melrose Group Officers Response

SES Page:
MFS: *CFSRES INC0002 25/08/13 09:11 RESPOND RESCUE LIVESTOCK P5 WHITE CLIFFS RD BOOLEROO CENTRE MAP:C/366 54,CALLER: ==CAR VS TREE, 7.7KM FROM BOOLEROO CENTRE TO THE EAST - FROM SAAS :BOO20 N SNOTIFY N SNOTIF SDO : - SES Booleroo Response


Now this is a really stupid MFS Comms operator, either he made a stupid mistake or decided to play silly bugger with the SES.

Fortunately Booleroo's D/O was smart enough to confirm that the job was infact a P1 Road Crash Rescue.

Before you go calling someone stupid, and suggesting they were playing silly buggers with response, have you noted that SAAS have given the info and the comms operator does give the further info about it.


Yes I am aware that SAAS gave the info, that seems to have little to do with it considering CFS and SES got two different response types when the shouldn't have.

There may be further info in this page but it is still misleading thank you very much!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on August 27, 2013, 12:43:45 PM
So a mistake was made, the SES were responded first not second, so whats the beef about him playing silly buggers with the SES??

SES got the wrong response type to start with, further reading of the page shows it is a car vs tree, the response type was changed 9 mins later to include a fire response for the job.
Should it have happened, no, but was a rescue resource on the initial page, yes.  Dont think it warrants calling people stupid, its actually not that difficult to put in the wrong response type if the CAD codes are similar.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on September 27, 2013, 01:46:41 PM
FORR Info: Feeling Hungry, then DO NOT EAT THE GRASS at the station, Carpark and surrounds sprayed this morning, SFF Ray - CFS Forreston Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on September 27, 2013, 01:52:07 PM
FORR Info: Feeling Hungry, then DO NOT EAT THE GRASS at the station, Carpark and surrounds sprayed this morning, SFF Ray - CFS Forreston Info

I was literally about to post that.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on September 28, 2013, 12:27:07 PM
9:03:30   28-09-13   BURN INFO: BURN IS STILL ON. WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING IT BURN.. CAPTAIN
CFS Burnside Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on September 30, 2013, 05:13:23 PM
Made me giggle...

MFS: *CFSRES INC0070 30/09/13 16:32 RESPOND SEVERE WEATHER P2 73 ESSINGTON LEWIS AV WHYALLA MAP:WYA 4 C14,CALLER:JOHN SCHARPEL 0414946350 ==PART OF ROOF IS ON STREET, UNSURE WHERE IT CAME FROM :SNOTIFY W WHY20 G : - SES Whyalla
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on November 03, 2013, 06:34:43 PM
03-11-13 19:33:21   Expect stop 1 tree hill CFS enroute. Wait for further instructions. KN - SES Edinburgh Info

03-11-13 19:49:34   available crew please respond to lhq. KN ETA 2010 - SES Edinburgh Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: JamesGar on November 23, 2013, 05:54:35 AM
Don't normally post these; but this made me laugh out loud!

MFS: *CFSRES INC0003 23/11/13 05:42 RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL P2 RUNDLE MALL ADELAIDE MAP:ADL 118 G10,CALLER: == PERSON STUCK ON TOP OF THE BALLS :EAS20 R SNOTIFY C : - SES Eastern Suburbs Response
05:44:09   23-11-13   MFS: *CFSRES INC0003 23/11/13 05:42 RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL P2 RUNDLE MALL ADELAIDE MAP:ADL 118 G10,CALLER: == PERSON STUCK ON TOP OF THE BALLS :EAS20 R SNOTIFY C : - SES Central Region
05:44:07   23-11-13   NOTIFICATION MFS: *CFSRES INC0003 23/11/13 05:42 RESCUE GENERAL P2 RUNDLE MALL ADELAIDE MAP:ADL 118 G10,CALLER: == PERSON STUCK ON TOP OF THE BALLS :EAS20 R SNOTIFY C : - SES Central RO
05:43:33   23-11-13   MFS: *CFSRES INC0021 23/11/13 05:42 RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL, ALARM LEVEL: 1, RUNDLE MALL ADELAIDE,MAP:ADL 118 G10,TG 182, == PERSON STUCK ON TOP OF THE BALLS :ADL201 : - MFS Adelaide 201
05:43:31   23-11-13   MFS: *CFSRES INC0021 23/11/13 05:42 RESPOND RESCUE GENERAL, ALARM LEVEL: 1, RUNDLE MALL ADELAIDE,MAP:ADL 118 G10,TG 182, == PERSON STUCK ON TOP OF THE BALLS :ADL201 : - MFS Adelaide Turnout
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on November 23, 2013, 07:42:31 AM
20:00:46 22-11-13 GLWA INFO: Friendly reminder tomorrow morning 0630 Hours you are cordially invited to help Lions setup their auction. Looking forward to your cheery smiles Lt3 - CFS Goolwa Info

06:46:02 23-11-13 GLWA INFO: Few peoples alarms must have been forgotten by the look of it. - CFS Goolwa Info

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alan (Big Al) on November 23, 2013, 04:41:43 PM
nothing like a bit of a stir up in the morning...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on December 12, 2013, 12:58:20 PM
12-12-13 12:56:52   MFS: *CFSRES INC0034 12/12/13 12:56 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 2 OSLER ST ELIZABETH VALE,MAP:ADL 61 Q11,TG 182, ==WOMAN ARMED WITH HAMMERS AND SCREWDRIVERS THREATENING TO IGNITE CAR :ELZ339 : - MFS Elizabeth ELZ339



I would have thought matches would be easier.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: straps on December 14, 2013, 06:08:09 PM
Quote
.      1908981   18:49:13   14-12-13   SEAF: as per the last page can EVERYONE text me of your availability to respond...EVERYONE!!! from Seaford Captain 14/12/2013
CFS Seaford Info
   

Must be an interesting culture at this brigade if this sort of message is tolerated
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on December 14, 2013, 08:56:56 PM
It's not the first time an "interesting" message has gone out to Seaford.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Alex on December 16, 2013, 09:31:09 AM
I'm not from seaford, but seriously.

How friken hard is it to answer pages like that. Yes one or two people might be away, but only getting three or four replies from brigades with 20+ members, some people obviously just don't give a guck about being in a FIRE BRIGADE, it's not a social club.

End rant.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: pumprescue on December 16, 2013, 11:41:12 AM
Probably one of the main reasons the MFS took over the area (amongst others of course)
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on December 19, 2013, 12:10:25 PM
19-12-13 13:38:52 LH INFO: APOLOGIES FOR WHOEVER LEFT THEIR PUSH BIKE UNDER THE TANKER. - CFS Littlehampton Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 14, 2014, 02:44:12 PM
14-01-14 16:12:01 BELR INFO: the sascan paging website is not working stopped at DI00197 BLt1 - CFS Belair Info

Just incase everyone wanted to know.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on January 18, 2014, 01:30:21 AM

18-01-14 02:46:19   THIS PAGER BELONGS THE METRO FIRE SERVICE. IF FOUND PLEASE PHONE 8204 3790 AND QUOTE "201 PAGER". - MFS Adelaide ADL201
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FF GAZZ on February 10, 2014, 12:14:58 PM
SLSB:IF AVAILABLE FOR NIGHT SHIFT AT BANGOR,LEAVE MID ARVO TUES,BACK MID MORNING WED, PLS CALL LT 1 0402259658. MUST HAVE SUPPRESS WILDFIRE.LT 1 - CFS Angaston Info

Salisbury thanks for the invite but we aren't in your group lol  :-D
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: cfs3s on February 24, 2014, 06:02:49 PM
saw this.
24-02-14 19:20:08 CADET EXERCISE ONLY - Respond structure fire Concordia area Map 178c 987712 Cadet Coordinator Repeat CADET EXERCISE ONLY - CFS Concordia Info
woundering what the point of this is. do cadets carry pagers now?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on February 25, 2014, 03:39:01 PM
May be they do, maybe they don't, but the Cadet Leaders working with the cadets probably would.....

Pip
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: muscleandpluck on February 26, 2014, 10:55:42 AM
May be they do, maybe they don't

What the???
What a pointless comment
Perhaps the saying "if you have nothing good to say, keep silent" or even just 'shut the phuck up' should apply.
Although I guess it goes with all the frivolous pages sent, me thinks some like seeing their names out there???
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Raven on March 02, 2014, 03:04:32 PM
Well that escalated.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on March 02, 2014, 08:22:54 PM
May be they do, maybe they don't

What the???
What a pointless comment
Perhaps the saying "if you have nothing good to say, keep silent" or even just 'shut the phuck up' should apply.
Although I guess it goes with all the frivolous pages sent, me thinks some like seeing their names out there???

No need to abuse people for making a post - and you will find out there that some cadets do have pagers, while most don't.   

Am I not allowed to express some facts in the way I normally speak, or isn't that allowed either?

Pip

Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: cfs3s on March 03, 2014, 01:20:38 AM
Sorry to cause a fuss, i was just curious. I konw the cadet leaders would but if the cadets were doing some drills (which is great by the way) and i was in that brigade i wouldent like a page that was sent just for the sake of sending one.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on March 12, 2014, 02:58:16 PM
12-03-14 15:18:19 Roller door motor to TT14 engine bay has been replaced, button is under the Timms screen, a bit slower up. demo monday night. ring LT1 if unsure - CFS Tea Tree Gully Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: brenjoe on March 14, 2014, 07:27:36 PM
14-03-14 06:40:00   YOU PARTNER IS UNCOVERED AT THE MOMENT SO HAVE A COFFEE CHEERS - JOSH - SAAS Unit McLaren Vale
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FF GAZZ on March 15, 2014, 10:06:06 PM
15-03-14 22:05:05   MFS: *CFSRES INC0096 15/03/14 22:04 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, KEANE AV MUNNO PARA WEST,MAP:ADL 41 Q 1,TG 102, ==PORTALOO ALIGHT IN NEW DEVELOPMENT ==PORTALOO ON FIRE. :AIRDESK DALK34P R : - CFS Dalkeith Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mitchell125 on March 24, 2014, 03:14:46 AM
24-03-14 00:58:18   MFS: *CFSRES INC0003 24/03/14 00:58 RESPOND CHANGE OF QUARTERS, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 8 RAPHAEL CRES MORPHETT VALE,MAP:ADL 176 N13,TG 182, ==UNKNOWN TYPE FIRE IN DRIVEWAY *CDN431 : - MFS Christie Downs CDN431



New station?
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 13, 2014, 11:58:42 AM
13-05-14 11:17:57 MFS: *CFSRES INC0044 13/05/14 11:17 RESPOND STRUCTURE DOMESTIC, ALARM LEVEL: 2, 925 DISMAL SWAMP RD DISMAL SWAMP,MAP:C/11 54,TG 226, ==POSSIBLY ABANDONED HOUSE - KARANA PROPERTY :MLEL34 PLST34 R5 PROBERT : - CFS Gambier Group Officers Response

13-05-14 11:23:44 MFS: ADDITIONAL INFO FOR INC044 - ORIGINAL CALLER RANG AND HAS SPOKEN WITH FARMER WHO HAS ADVISED HE INTENTIONALLY LIT ABANDONED HOUSE FIRE TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND. - CFS Gambier Group Officers Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: sacfs_res on May 14, 2014, 08:35:37 PM
14-05-14 19:23:07   MFS: *CFSRES INC0100 14/05/14 19:22 RESPOND STRUCTURE DOMESTIC, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : UNIT 2 4 EDWARD ST MOUNT GAMBIER,MAP:MGB 3 K 1,TG 195, ==LIGHT FITTING ALIGHT INSIDE HOUSE :MBKR34P MBKR RESC MTG701 MTG709 : - MFS Mt Gambier Response

Mt Barker going to Mt Gambier ?!
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on May 15, 2014, 08:48:55 AM
14-05-14 19:23:07   MFS: *CFSRES INC0100 14/05/14 19:22 RESPOND STRUCTURE DOMESTIC, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : UNIT 2 4 EDWARD ST MOUNT GAMBIER,MAP:MGB 3 K 1,TG 195, ==LIGHT FITTING ALIGHT INSIDE HOUSE :MBKR34P MBKR RESC MTG701 MTG709 : - MFS Mt Gambier Response

Mt Barker going to Mt Gambier ?!

It was originally paged to mount barker as wrong location.
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mitchell125 on May 21, 2014, 08:36:48 PM
19:39:52   21-05-14   CHEW YOUR FOOD PROPERLY MICK???
MFS St Marys STM409
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: mitchell125 on May 30, 2014, 11:38:51 PM
22:36:27   30-05-14   MFS: *CFSRES INC0101 30/05/14 22:33 RESPOND STRUCTURE DOMESTIC, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 9 ANTONY ST CHRISTIE DOWNS,MAP:ADL 186 B 7,TG C173 T183, == CALL FROM NEIGHBOUR :CDN431 MILLPUMP R :
CFS Millicent Reponse, CFS Wattle Range Group Officers Response

Some one pressed the wrong button
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on June 21, 2014, 10:52:15 AM
Please don't use toilets in station unless your aim is good portable toilet outside cheers Danny - CFS Mount Pleasant Info

Lol
Title: Re: Barker Rescue stepdown???
Post by: FFS on July 08, 2014, 12:27:14 AM
07-07-14 23:16:21   REMINDER TRAINING AT STATION TONIGHT 1845 HOURS. TC MATT. - CFS Weetulta / Nalyappa Info

Note time of page...
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on July 23, 2014, 12:00:37 PM
IF I SENT YOU TO GR 365 559 WOULD YOU BE HAVING A DRINK WITH PHIL AT THE CAPE PUB OR IN THE DRINK AND ASKING MICHAEL TO RESCUE YOU. UNSURE? JOIN US FOR A MAP READING COURSE AT YANK BASE 7/8/14 AND THEN DO THE GPS COURSE 14/8/14. PH BRIAN - CFS Sthrn Fleurieu Group Info
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FF GAZZ on July 25, 2014, 12:30:58 PM
MFS: *CFSRES INC0045 25/07/14 11:45 RESPOND ASSIST RESIDENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, 2 EUCALUPTUS AV NOARLUNGA CENTRE,MAP:ADL 186 C11,TG C173 T183, == ASSIST RESIDENT LOCKED OUT ON BALCON BY 2 YO, WHO IS IN HOUSE, P2 :MRPHPUMP : - CFS Morphett Vale Response
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: HeavyRescue on August 05, 2014, 12:22:36 PM
Failed attempt.

MFS: *CFSRES INC0052 05/08/14 11:38 RESPOND UNDEFINED EVENT, ALARM LEVEL: 1, : @YATALA PRISON LOT 12 GRAND JUNCTION RD NORTHFIELD,MAP:ADL 95 A 6,TG C160 T190, == PRISONER OUTSIDE WINDOW AT UNKNOWN HEIGHT :ADL205 OAK301 :
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: Pipster on August 05, 2014, 06:15:58 PM
Failed attempt at what?

Dunno how a person would have got out of any of the windows in the cell blocks.....
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: FF GAZZ on August 09, 2014, 12:19:26 PM
09-08-14 11:21:11   MFS: *CFSRES INC0001 09/08/14 11:20 RESPOND RESCUE ANIMAL P2 13 TORRENS ST MITCHAM MAP:ADL 142 P 1,CALLER:SAPOL ==FURRY THING STUCK ON TOP OF STOBIE POLE - UNKNOWN ANIMAL TYPE :MET20 F SNOTIFY C : - SES RO
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on January 03, 2015, 11:20:15 AM
03-01-15 12:34:02   The fire station now has a digital lock on back door with code ,####. Discard the old door key and please do not share the code to others. - CFS Riverton Info

I have taken the numbers out as not to share
Title: Re: Ammusing pager message.
Post by: fire8029 on March 02, 2015, 01:23:13 PM
02-03-15 14:51:20   MFS: *CFSRES INC0052 02/03/15 14:51 RESPOND RUBBISH OR WASTE, ALARM LEVEL: 1, SOUTH TCE/HUTT RD ADELAIDE,MAP:ADL 118 L15,TG C156 T186, ==KANGAROO ALIGHT. NEEDS EXTINGUISHING. ACCESS VIA CYCLING TRACK NEAR TENNIS COURTS. :ADL2011 AIRDESK5 : - MFS Adelaide ADL203