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Emergency Vehicles / Pinnaroo 16
« on: August 04, 2008, 12:48:40 AM »
Ok fellas feast your eyes on this baby :-D

This is Version 4 and different to the ones that DEH have, and a nice Diesel V8 to.Built by Moore Engineering

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Incident Operations / Hay Shed Fire Thomas Plains
« on: July 30, 2008, 10:03:24 AM »
Several brigades from the Northern Yorke Group responded to a Hay Shed fire at 03:14 hrs at the SP Hay Plant, Thomas Plains.Damage estimates the fire has caused $10-15 million loss

Appliances from the following responded

Alford
Bute
Cunliffe
Kadina
Paskeville
South Hummocks

Region 2 OPS Brigade responding also

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The Humour Zone / Intelligence Test
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:32:42 PM »
This is a test for Intelligent People.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?



The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tested whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tested your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?


Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tested your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage?


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference. 


This tested whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

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The Humour Zone / Which would you choose? CAKE or BED??
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:27:06 PM »
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

“HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING
FOR WEEKS NOW”

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY;

“FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE AN ELECTRICIANS LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!”

THE WIFE ASKS,

“WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.”

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,

“FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE HOTPOINT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO.”

FINE, SHE SAYS,

“THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?” THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.”

“I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX THE STEPS”, HE SAYS. “DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WOODIES DIY WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!! “

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

“HONEY”, HE ASKS, “HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?”

SHE SAID,

“WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.”

HE SAID,

“SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?”

SHE REPLIED,

“HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE DELIA SMITH WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!”

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The Humour Zone / One Wise Monkey ??????
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:19:56 PM »
A tourist visiting Perth walked into a pet shop and was looking at
the animals on display. While he was there, a Police Sergeant walked in
and said to the shopkeeper, 'I'll take a Traffic Branch monkey please.'The
shopkeeper nodded, went over to the cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted it with a collar and leash, handed it to the customer saying, 'That'll be £5,000.' The Sgt. paid and walked out with his
monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said 'That
was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did it cost so much?'The shopkeeper answered, 'Ah, that monkey is a qualified breathtest operator, can write twenty tickets a week, and is certified in pursuit driving- well worth the money.'


The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage. 'That ones even more expensive! £10,000! What does it do?''Oh, that ones a firearms training monkey , it can instruct other monkeys in Basic Firearms Skills, Public Order, Training, PhysicalTraining, Small unit tactics, investigative techniques, and even type. All the really useful stuff,' said the shopkeeper.

The tourist turned and saw another monkey, with the price tag of £15,000.'That one must be even better? What does it do?'That one is a general duties monkey, he is required to know everything about anything, be there yesterday, and then duplicate the information12 times before tomorrow, relay the same information to 20 different departments, write reports about everything that the old monkeys cant see anymore, be in5 different places at once, get yelled at by everyone who passes by,and takes the blame for everything all the other monkeys that do wrong.'

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a fourth monkey in a cage of it's own. The price tag around its neck read £50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, 'That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?'The shopkeeper replied, 'Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything yet, but it says it's a detective!'

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The Humour Zone / Man of the house.............NOT
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:17:56 PM »
The husband had just finished reading a book entitled 'You Can Be The Man of Your House'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of Sex I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands and fluff my pillows and make me comfortable for a good night's sleep.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The soddin' funeral director would be my first guess.'

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The Humour Zone / Sex Stuff with Sean Connery
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:16:28 PM »
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.

Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued.

After the show, Cilla said, “Sean, if I’m no being too forward, I’d love to have sex with you to see if your claim is true. Let’s go back to my place.”

So they go back to her place and have great sex. Afterwards, Sean says,
“If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have even better shex.
But while I’m shleeping, hold my baws in your left hand and my wullie in your right hand.”
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says,”Okay.”

He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, ”Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. But again, hold my baws in
your left hand, and my wullie in your right hand.”
Cilla is now used to the routine and complies. The results are mind blowing.

Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Cilla asks “Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your willie in my right stimulate you whilst you are sleeping?

Sean replied, “No, but the lasht time I shlept with a Scouser she shtole my wallet.”

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The Humour Zone / Old Flames
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:13:12 PM »
This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I were still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".
"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."
She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge."
"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby gray haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"
So I told her to get lost.

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The Humour Zone / 11 people on a rope
« on: July 24, 2008, 01:11:49 PM »
11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them
all, so they decided that 1 had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person,
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,
as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her
husband and kids or for men in general, and was
used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping .......


SEND THIS TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO *~*SMILE*~* ABOUT TODAY !!
& to men so they can laugh at the idea

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SAAS / Breakin at Bordertown Ambulance Station
« on: July 24, 2008, 12:40:55 PM »
Thieves have broken in and trashed the ambulances and building at Bordertown Station.

As a result the station was unable to respond to an incident and Keith had to be responded.

What were these people thinking....I hope they left some real good DNA and get caught soon....low lifes :evil: :evil:

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SA Firefighter General / New Emergency Services Minister
« on: July 23, 2008, 06:08:07 PM »
For everyones information Carmel Zollo is no longer the Emergency Services Minister.

Michael Wright is now the new Emergency Services Minister/Police Minister in his portfolio. :wink:

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SAMFS / SAMFS Seaford
« on: July 17, 2008, 10:40:44 AM »
The new site for MFS Seaford is located on Seaford Road adjacent to the old railway overpass.

Sign is now up on the block :wink:   

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SA Fire Fighter Events / Region 3 Field Day
« on: July 16, 2008, 11:17:53 PM »
Region 3 and surrounding brigades will be holding a field day on August 3rd 2008

Crews will be arriving from 07:30 hrs and the formal start is 09:30 till 16:30 hrs

Exercises will be held at some other locations around the town also.

Other emergency service organisations will be in attendance.


Where: Morgan Oval in the Riverland


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SAMFS / SAMFS Paradise
« on: June 29, 2008, 03:06:00 PM »
Work has commenced on the new Paradise Station on Darley Rd, which will have two bays.

Slab has been poured to date.

Builder is Romaldi Constructions

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OFF Topic / And you thought we had problems!!
« on: June 14, 2008, 02:12:48 PM »
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Ahmedabad/Firemen_left_in_cold_once_again/articleshow/2762712.cms

AHMEDABAD: When Hotel Shakunt collapsed, 160 men from Ahmedabad Fire Brigade and Emergency Services (AFES), worked non-stop for 24 hours to rescue people from the debris. Of course, this was not for the first time they had carried out such an operation.

But when AMC, which governs AFES, announced its Rs 2,990 crore budget for 2008-2009, the fire brigade got a pittance. AMC conveniently forgot that this agency is severely short-staffed and has obsolete equipments to tackle disaster. The fact that AFES, whose men worked round the clock for 96 hours to clear tonnes of rubble from 85 collapsed buildings in the city during the killer quake, despite problems, went unnoticed once again.

AMC has not recruited a single staff member in last 15 years in the fire department. At present, against the 435 scheduled posts, there are only 320 men working, under tremendous physical and mental stress. Of the 278 posts for firemen, 120 are vacant. Out of 162 vehicles, 42 are ready to be scrapped, while the department's sole snorkel is obsolete. AMC had so far treated the agency as an 'adopted child'.

Sanctioning the renovation of Sabarmati fire station was the only provision for the fire department. There is no mention of increasing staff or having more fire stations for the city. The fire stations at Bodakdev, Sabarmati and Jashodanagar, which were established four years ago, have still not got any scheduled posts filled up.
"The fire department needs more staff and regular promotion for its existing fire stations to work properly in the city," said an AMC official.

He added: "In the event of major disasters like earthquake, it would be difficult to handle the situation with the present capacity."

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Hypotheticals / Bonfires
« on: May 16, 2008, 10:03:44 AM »
Here is an example two neighbours are having bonfires adjacent to each other, and smoking each other out.

One calls the Fire Service because he does it to us and vice versa thinking it will get put out.The brigade gets turned out and further information suggests it is a neighbours dispute.
On arrival and investigation by the OIC both parties have a bonfire for personal comfort, and the required 4 metre clearance and a hose nearby.

What action would YOU take?

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SA Fire Fighter Events / Convoy for Kids
« on: May 05, 2008, 11:28:59 AM »
If anyone was not aware there will be a few fire appliances in Convoy for Kids.

When? Sunday 25 May 2008

Where? Barratt Reserve at Adelaide Shores West Beach.
Check out the 2008 Convoy for Kids route
http://www.novita.org.au/library/2008%20Convoy%20route%20map.pdf

Time? 8.30am till 2pm

How much? Free entry to the Convoy Carnival

What's happening?

- live entertainment

- games, rides and fun for the whole family

- on-site catering

- all new Truck Show 'n' Shine

- displays and stalls by local truck suppliers

- major charity raffle

 

To register a truck in the 2008 Convoy for Kids, please complete the 2008 Convoy Truck Registration Form and/or to enter a truck in the all new Truck Show 'n' Shine please complete the Truck Show 'n' Shine Entry Form.

The 2008 CMV Convoy for Kids is proudly sponsored by the CMV Foundation, Mix 102.3 and the Transport Workers Union. The event is also generously supported by the Lions Clubs of Elizabeth Playford and Charles Sturt, the Rotary Club of Charles Sturt, Grange and AV Style.


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SA Firefighter General / Fire 000
« on: April 30, 2008, 04:47:27 PM »
Well ladies and gentleman finally Channel 9 has issued a release date for the show thay have been teasing us all for the last 4 months with promos for it. 8-)

Wednesday May 7th 

http://channelnine.ninemsn.com.au/section.aspx?sectionid=6426&sectionname=fire000

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Emergency Aircraft / Erickson Aircrane Incredible Hulk
« on: April 16, 2008, 01:08:53 PM »
Erickson Aircrane S-64

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Fire Stations and SES Units / SACFS Salisbury
« on: April 16, 2008, 12:50:51 PM »
Salisbury Station

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Emergency Vehicles / SACFS Salisbury Collection
« on: April 16, 2008, 12:46:23 PM »
Salisbury Appliances

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Emergency Vehicles / SAAS New Colours
« on: February 03, 2008, 11:55:08 AM »
New colour scheme

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SA Firefighter General / Truck fire response, Yunta
« on: January 25, 2008, 04:28:35 PM »
MFS: MFS *CFSRES INC059 25/01/08 17:33,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,BARRIER HWY,YUNTA MAP 000 0 0 TG072,10 KMS NORTH MUNANDA HOMESTEAD - TRUCK,YUNT19 CFS Yunta Response

I hope they responded another brigade because one tank of water aint going to put out a truck if its fully involved :-o

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Country Fire Service / SACFS News
« on: January 22, 2008, 08:42:29 PM »
Last night at training we were all informed that all BA courses are fully booked as far as the eye can see.....so dont hold your breath if you want to get on one :-P

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SASES / SASES News
« on: January 16, 2008, 05:08:32 PM »
1905914 14:12:22 16-01-08 FOR INFO: MINISTER HAS APPOINTED STUART MACLEOD AS CO SASES FROM 1 FEB. EMAIL WITH DETAILS ON WAY. GREG REEDMAN SES SITREPS

Congratulations Stewart

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