SA Firefighter
General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: CFS_Firey on September 02, 2007, 01:32:18 PM
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I've decided its time for another SAFF continuing story.
The Rules:
Continue the sentence from the previous post, and end your post mid sentence. Also try to keep your posts short - 3 sentences maximum...
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Once upon a time...
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...there was such a thing as Alarm Response Protocols...
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..then when the Country Fires Act of 1979 was...
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...undermined by the introduction of such apparently 'rescue qualified' services like the SES..
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...undermined by the introduction of such apparently 'rescue qualified' services like the SES..
..that provide brilliant volunteers who help the community & other services in times of need. But sometimes the other services....
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let their heads get so hight that they don't understand vollunteers.
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Thanks champ you filtered that up in about 5 seconds flat. Please note, from first post:
"Continue the sentence from the previous post, and end your post mid sentence."
So to get the ball rolling...
Volunteers feel misunderstood because their paid counterparts...
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are misunderstood creatures who secretly envy the volunteer brigades who...... :-D
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frequently make fools of themselves in front of the paid services, who...
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wish they could fight rural fires.....
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and drive around in those realy neat looking white trucks, not those red ones which....
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can pump heaps, but get stuck the moment mud forms on...
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and run out of water quite quickly the moment the mains runs dry, while the volunteers......
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act like idiots in the...
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heat of the moment
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a fkn big helicopter named Elvis, dumps a crap load of extinguishing agent upon all of them, instantly changing all their trucks and PPE to the same.....
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even with the new colours in PPE and trucks thanks to elvis the vollys
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decide to end this sentence and start a new one. One day, out in the country...
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A cow farted...
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(lol...classic)...., which began a pandemic causing....
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severe depletion of the ozone...
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layer causing a big black......
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plume of smoke in the vacinity of....
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plume of smoke in the vacinity of....
...USA President Bush who was just stepping off AirForce One on his way to the APEC summit when...
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someone finally nailed that idiot causing a huge
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someone finally nailed that idiot causing a huge
round of applause from...
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...majority of the world because the cow that had farted, had finally got it right where others had not. So the APEC conference started without USA and...
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a crack squad of cow hunters was activated to...
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plug the source of the leak and....
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..protect the world's leaders from...
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... a herd of cows with guns with a vendetta against ...
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... a herd of cows with guns with a vendetta against ...
...the grazing land being sold to forestry companies. The cows blamed USA for deregulation of the dairy industry, thus the killer fart, but is that true ? Meanwhile on a dairy farm, Daisy was...
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chewing her cud, as she did every day, until ...
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she felt the need to tear one off once....
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she felt the need to tear one off once....
... which became flammable accidently and...
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set fire to the forrest and burned towards.....
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the metro area where
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The APEC summit was taking place. Immediately ...
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responding two pumps which could easily contain the wildfire without needing any more assistance from.... :-D
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paid staff who
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enjoyed sandwiches made by the...
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Ladies from the CFS auxiliary, wondering why....
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Ladies from the CFS auxiliary, wondering why....
...they could not obtain any milk for the coffee & tea. This was another action from the marauding cows. So they...
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shot them all and had beef on the
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menu at the APEC summit
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menu at the APEC summit
... which made them all ill. Too be safe a HAZMAT team was sent to investigate & decontaminate the scene. While doing this brilliantly well, they...
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...got harassed by a large number of RFS members, complaining about their lack of HAZMAT capabilities, but sadly...
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all the APEC goons didn't make it and the
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media frenzy which Australia had....
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imported specifically for APEC...
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imported specifically for APEC...
...moved to Naracoorte because...
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but the media were upstaged by.....
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..the Chasers, who..
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got ARRESTED.....
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...indecently for providing entertainment to the guests of australia, who found it...
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...indecently for providing entertainment to the guests of australia, who found it...
...quite amusing, but they were jealous because their country did not have an equivalent. The ABC finally had backbone & decided not to let other commercial stations/countries destroy the great Aussie idea. So the commercial TV stations planned...
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...to wake up out of such a silly dream and then went about...
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putting such crap as Big Brother on the television believing that this is quality...
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compared to the brilliance of the chasers but not realising
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that some of us seem to find oureslves out to much to watch any tv...
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because you were slumped on the bar, while 2.3 million viewers were.....