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Country Fire Service / active time on a fire ground
« on: May 12, 2013, 08:26:54 PM »
hi all just wondering if you guys know the max time one is allowed on a fire ground. as far as im aware its 12 hours but i could be wrong.

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Country Fire Service / Recruitment poster
« on: June 28, 2011, 03:22:47 AM »
Hey all here we are again lol

I am Currently trying to put toghter a recruitment poster to try to entice new member to come and join.

however i am a bit stuck.........

if there are any ideas would you please let me know as it should go up asap


Cheers  :-D

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The Humour Zone / the cuckoo clock
« on: April 09, 2011, 10:24:23 AM »
The other night I was invited out for a bachelor party. I told my girl that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the beers went down way too easily and I used the rest of my singles to the entertainment. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded and missing half my clothes, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my wife would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with her, even though I was totally filtered up... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!

The next morning my girl asked me what time I got in, I told her 'MIDNIGHT'... she didn't seem pissed off in the least.......... Damn, I got away with that one! Then she said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' Uh oh..When I asked her why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times then said 'oh scheiße.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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Introductions / hey all
« on: April 07, 2011, 08:53:37 PM »
hey all my name is josh

i have been reading everything for a while and thought i should sign up.
i am a current member for woodside and have been a active for 3 or so years.
i have moved around a bit i started in Virgina as a cadet for about 2 months then went to woodside for 5 years as a cadet. as a active i have been in two dalkeith and woody.

enough said how are we all?

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