SA Firefighter
General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: SA Firey on July 15, 2007, 04:22:30 PM
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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So you can get away with a lot more :lol:
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A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up
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Blonde hops onto a plane, and sits herself down in first class - despite having just an economy ticket.
The hostess argues with the blonde for about 20 minutes- with the blonde insisting that she paid for a seat, and this one is the one that suits her....
..exasperated - the Hostie asks the pilot for advise. He goes down to first class and introduces himself and offers her a drink and starts chatting to her. About 2 minutes later she gets up and moves down to her assigned seat.
amazed - the hostie asks the captain how he did it...
"simple..."
"......told her that first class was going to New York, not Sydney...."
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sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde
Tequila, maybe you could start to do some extra studying or..........maybe dye your hair!
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maybe dye your hair!
Artificial intelligence :wink: :-)
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sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde
Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?
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sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde
Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?
Relates to:
Posted by: Hazmat206
A blonde calls delta airlines and asks, "how long will it take from New York to San Francisco"?,
The agent replies, "Just a minute",
The blonde says "Thank you" and hangs up
:-D
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sorry but i have to say i love hazmats and hate to admit it, it took me awhile to get it the fist time i read it. mmm the joys of being blonde
Is this like a joke or which previous post does it relate to? I don;t get it.. :?
Bittenyakka dyes his hair! :-D