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General Discussion => The Humour Zone => Topic started by: CyberCitizen on October 13, 2005, 02:42:06 PM

Title: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: CyberCitizen on October 13, 2005, 02:42:06 PM

A Jamaican fireman named Clarence came home from work one day and said to his wife....

Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we Slide Down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go.

So from now on, when I say...

'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
'Bell tree', we's Gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted....
"Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell Four".

Clarence said "What de hell is 'Bell Four'?"

She said: "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: OMGWTF on October 14, 2005, 12:36:53 AM

HAH

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: Robert-Robert34 on October 14, 2005, 02:43:26 PM

That is very humorous as i was laughing my head off after reading it  :lol: :-D

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: strikeathird on October 14, 2005, 06:13:08 PM

hahaha :-D

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: Blueyez on October 15, 2005, 09:24:01 PM

Nice one I like it  :lol:  :-D

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: Steveg on October 16, 2005, 08:07:00 PM

heehee :lol:

Title: Re: Jamaican Fireman
Post by: Mike on October 17, 2005, 08:02:16 AM

gold.....