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I'm Horny
« on: August 05, 2008, 01:07:05 AM »
CFS appliance need Air Horns fitted as standard. These pissy little electronic horns just don't cut the mustard. I have never seen traffic scatter like they do when Air Horns are involved.

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 01:08:43 AM »
Were you a high school teacher in a previous life ?   :|
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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 01:12:13 AM »
No, I may be having flashbacks to first year uni, but if you would like to hand in your discussion paper regarding Air horns to room 256 Social Sciences South, by 5pm Friday that would be fantastic, late submissions will be docked 10% per day. Thank you.
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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 01:14:09 AM »
Were you a high school teacher in a previous life ?   :|

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 01:17:28 AM »
Were you a high school teacher in a previous life ?   :|

Pips any fantacy .... perhaps :-D

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 01:22:00 AM »
Were you a high school teacher in a previous life ?   :|

Pips any fantacy .... perhaps :-D

Oh you're a naughty volunteer! I'll get the cane!

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2008, 01:25:15 AM »
Were you a high school teacher in a previous life ?   :|

Pips any fantacy .... perhaps :-D

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2008, 02:38:35 PM »
Back on topic:  Air horns are fantastic.  As well as being fun, they work a treat clearing traffic.  For some reason, people are happy to ignore sirens, but they take notice of an air horn.

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 09:14:04 PM »
added them to both our appliances, perfect for waking up drivers...

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 11:25:52 AM »
I reckon the CFS should get the american style "screaming eagle" siren and Stutter horns as per MFB Freightliners

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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2008, 06:13:56 PM »
Nah,just stick a Federal "Q" siren on your appliance problem solvered....if that wont move traffic nothing will :-D
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Re: I'm Horny
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2008, 07:11:57 PM »
Nah,just stick a Federal "Q" siren on your appliance problem solvered....if that wont move traffic nothing will :-D

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