A man was in a long queue at his local Woolworths. As he got to the
till he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl
if she could have some brought up to the till. She asked, "What size
Condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his
trousers. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him
and called over the Intercom, "One box of large condoms, Till 5."
The next man in the queue thought this was interesting, and like most of
us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the
cashier that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could
have some brought to the till for him. She asked him what size, and he
stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers. He did.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of
Medium-sized condoms, Till 5"
A few customers back was a teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a real live
female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the till he
told Rosie he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know. She asked him to drop his trousers and he did. She reached
Over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze then picked up the intercom
and said...
"Mop and bucket to Till 5"
