Author Topic: Ammusing pager message. (Read 1825413 times)

safireservice · « **Reply #2250 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:06:39 PM »

Quote from: BigBaldOne on February 03, 2008, 04:37:28 PM

The port augusta prison fire alarm goes off almost once or twice per day, that would have to be annoying the filtered out of the stirling north brigade

They must have someone on the "inside" there. They put out a stop page very soon after the response page

Katrina · « **Reply #2251 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:30:53 PM »

And it's situations like that that make it hard to get full crews to turn up to fixed alarms etc.

Crownie24 · « **Reply #2252 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:54:50 PM »

1907338 19:22:56 03-02-08 IRKN (832,0) VSWR High [VSWR] SN:135481 ST:OK LC:0 02/03/08 15:34:14 GRN techs

I get to 100 then the pager site refreshes they all say the same thing, but you know what I think the machine should send another page!! Just in case they haven't got the message.....

Morgan · « **Reply #2253 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:15:49 AM »

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1919203 02:36:18 04-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC002 04/02/08 02:35,RESPOND Vehicle Fire,WOODFORDE ST,PORT AUGUSTA MAP 0 0 0 TG192,AS REQUESTED BY P.AUG MFS ASSIST WITH MU,LT. CAR FIRE,STLN42 CFS Flinders Group Officers Response

oh well at least this time there actually IS A FIRE I guess..............

Morgan · « **Reply #2254 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:20:24 AM »

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1925564 01:17:03 04-02-08 F196 THERE HAVING SCONES AT GAWLER... FOLLOW THEM.... SAAS Fulham

Katrina · « **Reply #2255 on:** February 04, 2008, 06:09:22 AM »

F196 WE'VE GOT SOME LEFT, IF YOU WANT TO STOP HERE AFTER YOU CAN HAVE SOME..... SAAS Fulham

And it was followed by this. A tough life isn't it

will0936 · « **Reply #2256 on:** February 05, 2008, 12:59:29 PM »

They were tasty scones too.

Morgan · « **Reply #2257 on:** February 05, 2008, 03:27:57 PM »

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1925581 14:10:31 05-02-08 OH81 CAN YOU HEAD TO FMC TO GET YOUR FLEET BACK - THANKS SAAS O'Halloran Hill

nice day for a stroll on up to flinders..........

Robert-Robert34 · « **Reply #2258 on:** February 05, 2008, 05:04:07 PM »

1909183 16:47:26 05-02-08 IMPORTANT MESSAGE: There has been a tour of the glasshouse facility on Germantown Rd arranged for next Monday Night at 1815 HRS leaving the station at 1800 HRS SHARP. Please call me as I need definate numbers of people attending by TOMORRO CFS Two Wells Info

Why say sharp cause we all know that glass is sharp when broken

SA Firey · « **Reply #2259 on:** February 07, 2008, 03:17:49 PM »

AR will not be at training tonight cause he just had a shower and doesnt want to get dirty. Signed, His Mum SES Sturt Duty Officer

Ooooohhhhhh

Katrina · « **Reply #2260 on:** February 07, 2008, 04:14:53 PM »

And I'm guessing that's revenge for something

Shiner · « **Reply #2261 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:14:06 AM »

10:28:22 08-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC015 08/02/08 10:27,RESPOND To,ALEXANDER ST,PORT PIRIE MAP 0 0 0 TG194,CIGARETTE DISPENSER OUT THE FRONT OF THE, HOSPITAL SMOKING,PPI501 PPI509 MFS Pt Pirie Info

Obviously not on the nicorette programme..........

sesroadcrashrescue · « **Reply #2262 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:50:12 AM »

05:21:33 08-02-08 F197 FORGOT TO SEND PAGE - IS FOR A RETRIEVAL DUE IN 5.30 - CHEERS SAAS Fulham

never a good sign.

how do they say sorry

gee sorry mate i know you were having a cardiac arrest and all but you know i forgot to page my bad

RescueHazmat · « **Reply #2263 on:** February 09, 2008, 11:22:50 AM »

Quote from: sesroadcrashrescue on February 08, 2008, 10:50:12 AM

05:21:33 08-02-08 F197 FORGOT TO SEND PAGE - IS FOR A RETRIEVAL DUE IN 5.30 - CHEERS SAAS Fulham

never a good sign.

how do they say sorry

gee sorry mate i know you were having a cardiac arrest and all but you know i forgot to page my bad

*rolls eyes*.. It had nothing to do with a cardiac, it was an info page re a transfer.. Some days I struggle to understand why you bother to be in SAAS when all you do is sh*t can them!

safireservice · « **Reply #2264 on:** February 09, 2008, 12:31:07 PM »

Quote from: RescueHazmat on February 09, 2008, 11:22:50 AM

*rolls eyes*.. It had nothing to do with a cardiac, it was an info page re a transfer.. Some days I struggle to understand why you bother to be in SAAS when all you do is sh*t can them!

Sounds like some of the CFS people also.

sesroadcrashrescue · « **Reply #2265 on:** February 09, 2008, 01:27:24 PM »

rescuehazmat look at the funny side mate i know it wasnt a cardiac arrest EOC send stuff out all the time

so does SES and CFS how many times does paul get stopped, stock for call the list goes on lighten up mate

oh just cause it says transfer doesnt mean that is not a bit more serious than what every body sees as a transfer its got to be something good if retrieval are involved

Crownie24 · « **Reply #2266 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:12:17 PM »

1919082 23:18:35 09-02-08 MFS: CONTACT COMMS ON 43500.....RE FULL MOON 09/02/2008 11:18:26 PM MFS - FCI - SCULLY

Clearly this is a page from Mulder to Scully in regard to an outbreak of werewolves in Adelaide!!!

Either that or The Moon is the cause of all "unknown fires"...

boredmatrix · « **Reply #2267 on:** February 09, 2008, 10:29:29 PM »

no..that would be in regard to all the pyromaniac's who are out there and start feeling a bit "randy" around this time......

trust me...working in the city tonight has been psych central!!!

Crownie24 · « **Reply #2268 on:** February 09, 2008, 11:07:19 PM »

Stay safe they don't lock the doors at Glenside[Adelaides equivelant of Gothams Arkham Asylum].....

Katrina · « **Reply #2269 on:** February 10, 2008, 06:17:04 AM »

That would explain everything. It must have been a statewide thing, most of them here were outside my place carrying on at some stupid time this morning (and I am literally talking about howling at the moon too) Going to invest in some boiling oil to chuck out the window at them - hmm, thought occured - off to find the backhoe to start digging this moat then I can chuck boiling water on them and drown them in the moat for fun (gee can anyone guess that I was kept awake a fair bit of last night - and we wont even go into discussing the numbnut next door)

Katrina · « **Reply #2270 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:39:03 AM »

CFSRES:TEST PAGE. IF YOU DID NOT RECEIVE THIS PAGE YOUR PAGER IS NOT WORKING From Sthn Fleurieu GCC 10/02/08 08:15:23 CFS Sthrn Fleurieu Group Info

Might have to try it this way myself next time. Then I really might found out whose pagers are working

Morgan · « **Reply #2271 on:** February 10, 2008, 10:43:37 AM »

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1918231 11:50:11 10-02-08 MFS: CFSRES SNOWTOWN, FROM POLICE - THIS IS SOUTH OF THE TOWN, NOT NORTH SES Snowtown Response

Did somebodies compass breakdown?

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #2272 on:** February 10, 2008, 07:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Davi on February 10, 2008, 06:17:04 AM

That would explain everything. It must have been a statewide thing, most of them here were outside my place carrying on at some stupid time this morning (and I am literally talking about howling at the moon too)

Yes, full moons are often statewide. Sometimes they even go nation wide!

Katrina · « **Reply #2273 on:** February 10, 2008, 07:58:49 PM »

Very funny

Gee I never realised that full moons were the same everywhere.
In return for poking fun at me I hope all the numbnuts that were outside my place all go and sit outside your place next weekend

CFS_Firey · « **Reply #2274 on:** February 10, 2008, 08:05:33 PM »

Quote from: Davi on February 10, 2008, 07:58:49 PM

In return for poking fun at me I hope all the numbnuts that were outside my place all go and sit outside your place next weekend

Haha, thanks!
I guess I'm lucky I got the numbnuts, rather than the boiling oil.