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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2300 on: February 18, 2008, 03:57:59 PM »
nah, Bunnings do have their own fire truck...
You put a dollar in it and it goes up and down for a minute

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2301 on: February 18, 2008, 05:17:44 PM »
18:43:24 18-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 18/02/08 18:42,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MORGAN RD,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0,NEAR NAPPERS BRIDGE,REX BAKES <Number Removed>,CATTLE ON LOOSE AT NUDIST RESORT,BMA029 SES East Region

My favourite page for this month - I wonder who is more scared? The cattle or the nudists? :-D
« Last Edit: February 19, 2008, 05:58:10 AM by Mike »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2302 on: February 18, 2008, 05:25:44 PM »
Knowing that particular unit very well, especially their boss there would be a lot of filtered swearing going on! And there ain't no good looking nudist there I can tell you!
Glad its them not me :-D
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« Last Edit: February 18, 2008, 05:29:08 PM by chook »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2303 on: February 18, 2008, 05:39:04 PM »
18:43:24 18-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC074 18/02/08 18:42,RESPOND Rescue Animal,MORGAN RD,BARMERA MAP 0 0 0,NEAR NAPPERS BRIDGE,REX BAKES <Number Removed>,CATTLE ON LOOSE AT NUDIST RESORT,BMA029 SES East Region

My favourite page for this month - I wonder who is more scared? The cattle or the nudists? :-D

Oi Davi no fair i was gonna post that one  :roll: :-P i guess you could say it was quite amoosing for the cattle  :lol:
« Last Edit: February 19, 2008, 05:59:05 AM by Mike »
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2304 on: February 18, 2008, 06:29:44 PM »
And I am such a visual person so have such a fun picture in my head at the moment  :-D  Don't know that it will help me to sleep much at all but at least I have had my laugh for the day
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2305 on: February 18, 2008, 07:25:18 PM »
good chance to practice a running grass fire drill??

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2306 on: February 18, 2008, 08:05:48 PM »
1925582 20:45:02 18-02-08 PA181 HMMM I HAVE A FEELING THAT PORT WILL BE GETTING CRAP WORK TONIGHT :):) SAAS Pt Adelaide

The SAAS Comms people really know how stir up the Port Adelaide crew everytime Port Power loose  :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2307 on: February 18, 2008, 08:43:41 PM »
1909000 22:07:26 18-02-08 I am holding your Echidna keyring hostage. Give me one Bazillion dollars and it will be returned unharmed. Call Grant 8*** **** to arrange delivery. MWAHAHAHA. CFS Aldgate Info

Sounds like someone at Aldgate brigade has way too much spare time on his hands  :roll: :lol:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2308 on: February 18, 2008, 08:46:28 PM »
Should edit the number Rob :roll:
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2309 on: February 19, 2008, 06:01:25 AM »
Just a reminder to remove specific personal info from pager messages (ie. phone numbers) before posting.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2310 on: February 19, 2008, 06:05:47 AM »
07:23:27 19-02-08 GRP WX: MLR 19/2 T35 DP3 RH13 N35 FFDI EXT59 GFDI EXT67 TFB. Cloudy with a shower or two. Moderate to fresh S/SE winds. SRFMO. PS NO SLASHING TODAY PLS.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2311 on: February 19, 2008, 09:34:08 AM »
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2312 on: February 19, 2008, 09:54:20 AM »
1908904 11:18:10 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  HIPHEN BOLT WATER CARRIER REMINING AT STATION UNTIL REQUIRED

And the English Translation.....Heysen Bulk Water Carrier....
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2313 on: February 19, 2008, 10:01:43 AM »
1908904 11:18:10 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  HIPHEN BOLT WATER CARRIER REMINING AT STATION UNTIL REQUIRED

And the English Translation.....Heysen Bulk Water Carrier....

Thats just special...

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2314 on: February 19, 2008, 10:08:15 AM »
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

Pip

This might be related:

11:20:03 19-02-08 ALL MEMBERS STAND DOWN SITUATION OK - VH22 Volunteer Marine Rescue? Pt Elliot?
Andrew Macmichael
lives at Pt Noarlunga South.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2315 on: February 19, 2008, 12:00:54 PM »
10:53:59 19-02-08 FLEX-A    ALPHA  1600  RUB A DUCK SKIP IT AND CREW REQUIRED AT HEADQUARTERS OTHER SKIPPERS AND CREW STAND BY

Perhaps another "Operator assisted" message ?

Pip

This might be related:

11:20:03 19-02-08 ALL MEMBERS STAND DOWN SITUATION OK - VH22 Volunteer Marine Rescue? Pt Elliot?

The original message should have read "Rubber duck, skipper and crew required.....

And I reckon they are related message (and several others about an upturned boat) :-D


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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2316 on: February 19, 2008, 07:16:19 PM »
20:32:39 19-02-08 CREW REQUIRED FOR A TREE TASKING - 21 WOOD TERRACE - MAY INVOLVE POWER LINES - UNSURE AT THIS STAGE - REGARDS UNIT MANAGER SES Whyalla Info

hehe, tree tasking on wood terrace

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2317 on: February 23, 2008, 07:26:47 PM »
Would like to make mention of another birth on the same day as the one in the message.
His cousin was also born on the same day, different hospital.
Also another cousin was born on Feb. 11th.

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2318 on: February 25, 2008, 06:37:03 PM »
11:26:45 25-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC032 25/02/08 11:25,RESPOND To,KENSINGTON WAY,BURTON MAP 60 C 12 TG102,BURTON PRIMARY SCHOOL - BOY UP A TREE- C,ANT OR WONT COME DOWN - SAPOL ATTENDING,SLSB19 SAL321   :evil: :-D

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2319 on: February 25, 2008, 07:22:30 PM »
11:26:45 25-02-08 MFS: *CFSRES INC032 25/02/08 11:25,RESPOND To,KENSINGTON WAY,BURTON MAP 60 C 12 TG102,BURTON PRIMARY SCHOOL - BOY UP A TREE- C,ANT OR WONT COME DOWN - SAPOL ATTENDING,SLSB19 SAL321   :evil: :-D

Is it the same method of removal as with some other animals in trees....squirt with a fire hose....

..I am a father of 4 kids & they can be feral sometimes...
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2320 on: February 25, 2008, 07:59:27 PM »
I figure with kids as with animals, they eventually come down when they get hungry
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2321 on: February 26, 2008, 05:00:30 AM »
Just offer them food and water and they will come down, if not turn the hose on them like you would a cat......

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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2322 on: February 26, 2008, 06:43:16 AM »
As a teacher I would be asking the other teachers if they want the kid to actually come down, or would you prefer an afternoon without that little filtered
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« Reply #2323 on: February 26, 2008, 07:02:04 AM »
Good point Footy, I can think of several kids at the school here where they would happily leave certain children up a tree all day if it meant some peace and quiet  :-D Maybe they actually stuck him up there and told him he couldn't come down to the end of the day. I wonder if anyone checked for superglue?
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Re: Ammusing pager message.
« Reply #2324 on: February 26, 2008, 04:12:07 PM »
superglue on the teachers hands??

 

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